Why One Man Owns 2,371 Cell Phones

[@robrutnam3730]

Wife: why do you have two phones, are you using one to cheat on me? This dude: no darling, it’s the start of my phone collection He’s been lost in the lie ever since

[@Goodhealthall2015]

That's the truth he is hiding from all.

[@athickie]

😂😂

[@arxsvz8190]

This guy should do an Indian cover of Two Phones I got 2,371 phones... one for biryani and the rest I collect...

[@prytamkev954]

Randy Lahey 😂good one

[@mscameron22]

I was thinking more of a drug dealer 😅😅😅

[@tysonj1701]

If he tapes all his Nokia’s on him he will be invincible

[@fendy5124]

Tougher than a bulletproof military vest

[@Bannify]

@@fendy5124 even tougher if it has 3 layers of nokia

[@hhfbko]

He'll turn into a transformer

[@md.zimamahmed9584]

1:30 I cannot see why he was surprised when his phone was working Must have been a noob at that time

[@R3AP3R_24]

Lol

[@Zomb1ekiller2014]

Him: owns 2,000+ phones Google maps: *There’s a traffic jam in this house*

[@S.Nordang]

Naw, it ain't work like that

[@suhas17101995]

@@S.Nordang it works like that but with modern phones with gps

[@parthpatel9602]

3310 only has traffic jam when the snake has eaten 30 - 50 treats and then you don't know where to go and bump into yourself

[@GMSBDCA]

More then 2000 people already live in single block in India ... dude you have no idea of South Asia ...

[@494949david]

no GPS on at least 95% of them

[@arandomboredindividual7855]

man, the guy just likes nokia phones this is so wholesome

[@TashrifAlam]

Nokia dominated the indian market before Chinese phones took over a few years ago.

[@ozeldo7021]

yeah,he just appreciates the care they put in his first cellphone,it's durability just impressed him

[@robinhood5164]

Idiot is the word your looking for

[@mashrubawazed4708]

Nokias are great just in the modern times it’s really far behind and China just dominates everything

[@charlieq1612]

There's nothing wholesome about hoarding. :/

[@fpslevi3812]

Crush: IM BLOCKING YOU This guy: *laughs in 2371 phones*

[@ST-zn3fj]

2370 maybe? Since one of them is blocked

[@fpslevi3812]

ST 5600 he could've bought another one when this comment was uploaded

[@nnitro]

@@fpslevi3812 nice one

[@ST-zn3fj]

@@fpslevi3812 Figures. But still, with that amount of phones, he could still keep in touch with his crush :p

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@ST-zn3fj lol yep

[@tanukies]

“Hey dude, what’s your number?” *ahem*

[@venomzz7]

imma keep this at 69 *likes*

[@Ravist-P]

(infinite pi)

[@pencilgaming1233]

Props to you for saying *ahem* instead of "yes" because it's very annoying imo

[@menacing283]

yes

[@sixtythree2214]

pie

[@naz_car2135]

Imagine saying "hey siri" and the whole house just turns into a transformer

[@syphon5899]

@@laila2607 hey Google

[@nootpooty]

lmao

[@AwakensYT]

Laila Its a joke lame-kid

[@caveman3086]

@laila hey Siri, someone doesn’t understand a joke

[@nootpooty]

r/wooosh

[@нерусский-о8г]

Imagine someone calling this guy and suddenly the house just become a speaker

[@BallZackKisser]

Now i wanna know what it sounds like lmao

[@toastymctoastinson]

@@BallZackKisser it would be a shockwave

[@everydaysniper9390]

imagine robbing this guy and he just pulls a phone out of the fridge and calls the police.

[@ajitpatil4357]

😂😂

[@erwinmatic5062]

Guy pulls out a BRick of a cell and throws it at the theif.

[@gtimivec]

He throws the phone at them and there is a mattress on the floor so they won't break

[@pjbottoms839]

God bless

[@allysynbolduc1384]

Everyday Sniper lol I’mmm deaddddd

[@JacksonBlackmon]

My man has more burners than the entire cartel

[@kharesslinis2999]

HAHAHAHA

[@parthpatel9602]

😂😂😂

[@lavenderflowersfall280]

That's a very good theory

[@hmm2928]

😂😂😂

[@zuhairahmedsyed5853]

burners?

[@saadsyed9838]

This guys nightmare: JerryRigEverything

[@tommygun7614]

:D

[@capjoshua]

Scratches at level 6

[@RubabFatimaszrr]

Haha

[@christianordonez5704]

This man's heart broke at a level 6 with deeper cracks at a level 7

[@chairchair1231]

@@capjoshua with deeper grooves at a level 7

[@caramel7149]

He is the indian ironman, his armor is created entirely out of nokia phones. My god, he is invincible.

[@Carltonwanks]

The Indian ironman? What's his superpower? Assaulting female's?

[@danielbenjamin23]

Imagine being his friend and having over 2000 contacts just for him

[@nrlscoding8500]

It’s a SIM card, probably he has a SIM card for each of his phones that is linked to one contact.

[@carpetmagic5713]

@@nrlscoding8500 That will need to be a huge memory som card tho

[@faizurrahman4665]

Nah one is enough

[@asiananims4263]

You scroll once click randomly and you can call him

[@miriamcastillo640]

Well no

[@aviralpatel2443]

Did he said " I dropped nokia 3310 from 2nd floor when I was in college " I can't even imagine what would be condition of the floor on which it dropped. Maybe a tunnel to the core.

[@MrSpyCrab1]

Exactly

[@Todsor]

Do people still find this funny or am i getting too old for this cheap joke?

[@k.h5971]

@@Todsor it will never getting older

[@1yle.]

@@Todsor good job ruining the vibe

[@parthpatel9602]

@@Todsor begone you blackberry fanboiiii

[@asiananims4263]

I bet he tells people “Block me, I dare you”

[@5h4d_9]

Lol yeah

[@Linasrecovery]

💀

[@kingtraviselgreat9836]

Asian Anims blocked

[@asiananims4263]

A despacito spider that wants 10k subs- ?

[@aadidevjyothish3419]

Lollllll

[@zoomsoom4612]

“I cant bare to see them scratched or dropped” *LITERALLY LAYS ON THEM*

[@shaylascrackheadvideos4098]

IKR

[@JackroyalShorts-fq1hr]

2nd

[@chantelwashington9044]

I know right

[@Pelipear]

They're Nokia phones, it should be alright

[@WhiteCheddar.]

In the car too??

[@ZOMBIEHEADSHOTKILLER]

"they need to be in mint condition" shows a bunch of scratched up phones.

[@indiopeninsulares6723]

Yeah and stacked them in a drawer to avoid scratches😂

[@SebasGS]

Scratch at level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7

[@rgbv509]

He probably means chewed up mints

[@Chango46]

sebasgutisala 😂😂😂

[@ismatfatima2572]

@@SebasGS 😂😂

[@bimsarabandara1645]

Friend: “Hey man, what’s your number?” This guy: *it’s complicated*

[@IamFlaem1]

Me : ok *dials it’s complicated*

[@IamFlaem1]

Idk why

[@harshhanma246]

No no its calculated

[@arandomfox9009]

You have 666 likes and I’m gonna ruin it

[@AlxzAlec]

Bimsara Bandara complicated isnt a number sir

[@soumils6623]

Huh, fascinating

[@orichalchem]

*The Nokia 3310thousand* It is said, that one who chooses to create and summon this, has the power to rule the universe...

[@joops110]

The answer to asteroids!

[@lilyyang831]

We need this for the next war

[@imanhaziq8074]

Yeah defense

[@er.you2594]

lol

[@user-hh9jc9hs8f]

“I can’t see someone drop my phones, these are my babies” *Next clip proceeds to show him lying on his phones*

[@videshdowlatram8581]

He lied in between the phones not on them

[@dailydoseofmedicalmcqs4055]

How to caught baby Nokia predator

[@NSHMNY]

He never said he wasn’t allowed to lie on them 😐

[@Turquoise-Official]

*babies

[@racingfan787b2]

“I cannot have a single scratch on my phones” Proceeds to lay on top of phones

[@spooked2104]

Pssst...he layed on the nokia

[@d3fury312]

@@spooked2104 yeah

[@nerfwarrior4936]

I was about to comment that 😂

[@Random123Hi-m3q]

I literally was about to type that then I saw this 😂

[@GR_14]

And literally there is a cracked phone right when he says they have to be in mint condition 1:48

[@MERCEDES190e]

His wife: honey your 1069th phone is ringing

[@scorpionking7510]

Sal would kill you for using this pic😂

[@MERCEDES190e]

Nice

[@scorpionking7510]

Nice

[@Epitaxia]

Updoot

[@Eamon1234]

Nice

[@angelinafan1060]

Imagine when a phone is ringing and you have to look the whole house for it...

[@astrogalaxy2994]

Oof

[@kotaro-kun9386]

Angelina Fan it will light up thought

[@burgamin5467]

Well if he has the same number put into all of them, won’t they all ring at the same time?

[@frank.8823]

That will take a long time to find the phone

[@dhananjayvasudeva7628]

@@burgamin5467 that will be epic

[@itzefzy]

If you ever feel like you're spending too much money for nothing, remember this man exists.

[@lucid484]

"Instead of being debt free and owning my own home, I buy useless possessions like a good little consumer."

[@Carltonwanks]

Be careful now, snowflake's will say you're bullying him or The classic "I BET YOU'RE FUN AT PARTIES" or they'll compare it to buying cars

[@mantasplah7791]

I have about 300 pens so I know a bit about how he feels

[@phetpham1037]

Gotta have some way to keep track of ya side chicks

[@Jozayver]

Of course

[@ezat929]

Hahaha indeed

[@holt_6401]

“These are my babies.” Deliberately lays on them.

[@sarvixx_612]

@@Peninsula005 Do you mean real babies? Lol,I am so sorry, but these are Nokia phones. I mean they are strong right?

[@justaxelrod]

lol

[@BoyDude23]

i guess hes their baby sitter

[@unmysticaldude]

They're hard af

[@williamwinnaing4812]

Lol

[@joanniebacus]

He could've set all of them on alarm and annoy his wife.

[@priyanakarmi7011]

He is already annoying his wife by collecting them.😂😂

[@jayliblackashell]

What if his alarm is a earrape?

[@jayliblackashell]

Oh god

[@gigabit6226]

@@jayliblackashell hi roblox studio icon

[@alphadox_]

Yes

[@raffianmoin1358]

Sets alarm to all the phones, even his dead neighbours wake up.

[@buzzdarkyear791]

Plot twist: he wants to build a nokia house to protect himself

[@ST4LE33]

Thats smart... they dont break

[@dudster_]

Underrated

[@ramonlarson6806]

From 5G

[@morrisstudio8372]

nice one

[@stubbornchicken2344]

From nukes

[@pearlmochotlhi]

Where are the chargers? * Cries in 2,371 entanglements*

[@justexplained6364]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@playboistark]

Most nokias have the same charger

[@sirajkhalil6924]

A Nokia phone's battery lasts forever

[@Omars911]

Plot twist: he’s a secret drug dealer playing it off as phone collecting

[@theaslam9758]

*not funny bro not funny*

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@theaslam9758 Kinda is tho

[@NyneWolf]

NATION - GAMING Adventures its kinda funny

[@papajohnsuk5965]

@@theaslam9758 Shut up

[@theaslam9758]

Aidan G right back at ya

[@anilbhattarai4237]

"I feel happy from inside" that's most important in life ...

[@erinhawkins6291]

Friend: "what is your phone number?" Him: *"yes."*

[@SanMash]

U look ugly

[@flea9512]

SanMash LMAOOOO

[@fritomatt4329]

Number one rule of youtube, dont use your own face as a profile pic

[@NyneWolf]

😂😂😂

[@notyourfriend-li7rq]

Ik this is a joke(dumb one) but it's illegal in India to have more than 9 numbers.

[@sjek6636]

Teacher: no phones in this class Kids at the back of the room:

[@prakrititzborah9032]

😂

[@NoodleErik]

😂

[@noodleerikirl1709]

😂

[@erikirl6196]

😂

[@cruzaccount9861]

😂

[@ardacapun4221]

Girlfriend: Let me see your phone This guy: *ahem*

[@Puliyoh]

Ppl find this funny?

[@ardacapun4221]

@@Puliyoh it's a humorous type of comment, if you don't enjoy the state and style of the joke dislike it and leave it there, you don't need to say random stuff if somebody opinion.

[@musik7732]

lmfao

[@12abrt]

“Call 911, he’s choking” “I can’t” “There are phones all over the house use one” “They are out of battery”

[@almostcertainlynotapotato6528]

C'mon they're nokia phones... What are the odds they'll run out of battery before human extinction?

[@notnagato1940]

You underestimate nokia phones battery

[@MrCowboyMouse]

And none of them use the same type of charger...

[@thet9869]

Call 100

[@RayMak]

His babies range from young to old

[@nguyenphung9728]

Hi

[@Explosive_Bomb]

You are literally everywhere. I am creeping out. I have a question. Why do you comment almost on all videos?

[@idkwhatagoodnameis1987]

@@Explosive_Bomb why do you have to be annoying

[@iloveadoptmee3920]

Here before this gets to top and second like (first if you don’t like your comment)

[@Explosive_Bomb]

@@idkwhatagoodnameis1987 I ain't annoying. I am just asking him. I don't mean to spread hate.

[@rahulshah291]

If World War 3 breaks out, He can easily conquer world with these weapons.

[@dear_myself]

He can wipe half of the humanity with it

[@campkira]

afterward he will place to be to get communication.. but rigght now it just mad...

[@rahulshah291]

@@dear_myself 😂😂

[@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600]

build a bunker out of nokia phones

[@mukamuka0]

Certainly, each phone is equal to weapon of mass destruction!

[@vfliqzy7395]

“I can’t let anyone scratch my phones” He lays on his phone in the the thumbnail

[@675alpha]

He said anyone not himself oh and pls do not put me on reddit

[@p1neappleXD]

ikr

[@vfliqzy7395]

A Welsh Fellow it’s a joke smartass

[@LahMoo-zn6nn]

Al Henry ok sensitivity ass

[@user-wm6tn6dt8y]

If no one can scratch them then why does he tap the phones with stick that could scratch ngl

[@mikaelaguinevere6093]

Everybody's making fun of him but at least he's happy with what he's doing and that's what's important for each individual: happiness.

[@HumaneApproach]

And some humans take heroin for the same reason but it does not make it a good choice.

[@Vik1919]

@@HumaneApproach Heroin and collecting phones is way different.

[@JOHNWICK-5903.5]

@@HumaneApproachwow what a bad example to compare.

[@HumaneApproach]

@@Vik1919 oh i thought it was the same .......

[@HumaneApproach]

@@JOHNWICK-5903.5 Naaah, it is to put this in perspective only. Nothing more.

[@meghasivan]

His Nokia fell down from 2nd floor. Him:oh my phone are you still working? Me: It was a Nokia. It's the floor you need to care for. Bruh.

[@Zelosberk]

its the nokia 3310 then because that beast is more powerful than a concrete block

[@conquestv4024]

Yeah those thing where a feat of engineering In the countryside an typical iphone struggles to find signal nokia 3310 is at full bar If you fully charge that thing it will last for a full month before it needed to be charged again There a saying where I'm from: if you rub the battary to your hair the static electricity can give 3 min more power

[@AshPikachu9]

Sodoo Munkh wait that works?

[@chriskopp1361]

You could stick a nokia in a shell casing and destroy a small building with it.

[@meghasivan]

Yep still ...

[@felixho2730]

Him: Why did she block me? It's ok I still have 2370 tries.

[@x-ler2066]

U stole this comment

[@felixho2730]

@@x-ler2066 no I didn't

[@x-ler2066]

@@felixho2730 yes u did

[@mr.poopyhead1747]

@@x-ler2066 what

[@x-ler2066]

@@mr.poopyhead1747 he stole the comment

[@Slash8Flash]

Jayesh ; these are my babies *2 secs later* Jayesh : *sleeps on phones*

[@sicksib.]

@@FuegoArts what do you mean?😂

[@MondeSerenaWilliams]

You don't sleep on your babies?

[@Shitposting69ways]

If all those phones were on, he would die of radiation xD

[@songanon]

pretty much sums up why people collect anything: "I look at them and stare at them, and I feel happy inside"

[@cardcollector1019]

Mom: I am going to take your phone Him: good luck

[@bluegamez279]

True cause his mom need a whole truck to put all his phone XD he has way many phone i dont even have one i only have an ipad

[@HolyTierWeedGod]

Blue Gamez ur prolly 9

[@bilwamokashi305]

Nostalgia hit me when he started playing the snake game on the Nokia phone

[@zuhairahmedsyed5853]

@Vultania 5178 8th standard?

[@zuhairahmedsyed5853]

@Vultania 5178 yep

[@hicupalot]

If he got a spam call, and they were all on full charge, it'd be annoying imagine just sorting through to find them

[@tanmaywho]

Do you really think that he has 2000 + SIM card or if it's even possible to buy that many.

[@hicupalot]

@@tanmaywho I mean he did say he likes to keep them in mint condition like that he likes to maintain them, plus if he uses them regularly most if not all would have sim cards right?

[@dee-jaylibnao8602]

@@hicupalot i think he chooses like 1-2 phones a day to use and put his sim card?

[@WAncouvOR]

@@hicupalot I think you have Sprint or Verizon where you have to call them when you want to switch phones. He is in India so it's different. With a GSM carrier, you get a sim. And you can use it in any unlocked phone that supports a sim card and the correct bands. He's obviously not gonna have every phone on an activated sim card. Let's say each sim is $1/ month. He'd be paying $2000+/month. He probably has like 2-4 max. Its not hard to switch a sim card on a phone. It takes like 2 minutes maximum. And some us phones won't work in India at all. For example, 3390 (us version of 3310) doesn't support Europe bands. It will only work in Canada, us, and Mexico. And my old Sprint s3 doesn't even have a sim card slot.

[@WAncouvOR]

Tldr: it's too expensive to have every phone activated on a network.

[@alex3992]

"I can't see someone even scratching my phones, these are my babies" Proceeds to lay on dozens of them, possibly crushing their spine

[@theserpentshand.6336]

Eat your cereal bro 🥣

[@playnox8567]

Don't worry most of them are probably nokia phones

[@wangbural]

“I cant see someone hurt my phones, these are my babies” *Lays over them*

[@parthpatel9602]

Was going to say just that

[@MMArtsRock]

I was going to say that

[@MondeSerenaWilliams]

You don't lay over your babies?

[@dnro]

I was also going to say that

[@blueoptimalpokemonsm4055]

Wait, I'm confused you guys don't eat your babies??

[@fallingbed1]

I googled his name but I can’t find any Guinness world records yet bruh

[@sparklemonami506]

Bruh

[@mohdkazim3381]

Bruh

[@misleadingsalmon7782]

Bruh

[@hello-bj6ik]

Bruh

[@UncleGrandpaFanatic1989]

I see you all the time

[@mateorios1636]

This guy is Literally: *YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!*

[@blitzmustang1588]

*2370 account

[@jesus_god_christ450]

@@blitzmustang1588 *2371

[@akmalzaini4853]

@@jesus_god_christ450 *2372

[@GrandMasterLime]

You may have 70 BUT I HAVE 2371

[@kurumitokisaki2095]

I’ve come to make an announcement

[@JesusReignsForever]

The guy: talks about protecting his phones Also The guy: lays his whole body on them

[@DawsonsMemes]

He could build a Nokia house The world’s strongest house Not even a nuclear bomb will destroy it

[@Dog-wp5oj]

Nokia nuke could

[@Bee-l3i]

@@Dog-wp5oj the nuke won’t explode since it’s made out of Nokia’s

[@theunfunny421]

@@Bee-l3i it Will explode if it move at speed of light and crash into earth

[@stoplightgaming2302]

@@theunfunny421 nope

[@zack_1476]

i will use my nokia rail gun

[@muro5662]

**JerryRigEverything comes to india** Him: _,,Why do I hear Boss music?‘‘_

[@Anna_ep]

Such a nightmare for him.

[@sinachilles9086]

Lmao

[@riq440]

Wife: Honey, can I see your call history? Him: Sure Also him: *Laughs in nokia*

[@c4nn0n17]

Call log does exist in nokia

[@abyssbloodgazer6801]

@@c4nn0n17 Tha.. that's the joke here

[@c4nn0n17]

@@abyssbloodgazer6801 r/wooosh me bro I still don't get it

[@NeptuneFoxie]

@@c4nn0n17 Since their is no call history his wife dont know who he been calling

[@c4nn0n17]

@@NeptuneFoxie there is a call log as far as I remember........

[@dylanquartly3944]

Imagine all of them had alarms that went of At 3 am lol

[@Adnan_Khan__111]

He will be finished 😂

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

He probably wouldn’t be able to hear them, since either that sounds break the sound barrier or he just goes deaf

[@Sir_Hobby]

Dude: "They all have to be Mint" *Doesn't have one single mint phone. *

[@VoltsIsHere]

There were so many with busted screens lol

[@ligametis]

Those are definitely not mint but for used ones look quite decent.

[@Sir_Hobby]

@@ligametis Oh idd, but mint is mint :p

[@schplorgus8140]

I think he means at the time of purchase

[@Sir_Hobby]

@@schplorgus8140 He sure doesn't treat them nice then ^^

[@STAROMEGA54]

Must be a nightmare when he loses his everyday phone and has to look for it.

[@DjordjeMomcilovic-bg6tz]

Just call the number...

[@medjed7268]

@@DjordjeMomcilovic-bg6tz oof and if all of his phones share the same number? Lol 😆

[@nusrat2798]

@@medjed7268 that's isn’t how it works 🤣. One sim card,one number. That's all.

[@aurora7554]

@@medjed7268 I don't think that's how it works. Do you personally use a phone?

[@NutScratcher43]

Guy in math problems: *Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle with be legendary*

[@varadarajkamath404]

Nokia doesn't make Watermelons tho.

[@supercalifragilisticexpial2703]

Indeed, Tommy, James and Joe shall finally have someone worthy of challenging them.

[@smartninja3651]

@@supercalifragilisticexpial2703 youforgot Bob and Ben

[@supercalifragilisticexpial2703]

@@smartninja3651 Oh yes, Bob and Ben as well.

[@TPG128]

@@smartninja3651 you forgot jack and mike

[@catalinamejia4110]

0:07 "I cant see someone drop my phones, I cant see someone scratch my phones" 0:11 Also him: *Bashes most of his phone collection with his elbow*

[@Vik1919]

Wow, I think math isn't really your strong suit. Really, roughly 7 phones were under his arm and you say "most" of his phone collection even though he has 2,371 phones in the video. You are dumb.

[@jamowrk6015]

@@Vik1919 ya dont understand a joke?

[@catalinamejia4110]

@@Vik1919 Sorry... 😳

[@stupidskitsproductions9008]

Imagine if he hooked up every one of these phones with the same phone number and when someone calls him with vibrate on and a whole dam earthquake happens

[@NoodleErik]

lol his internet would explode 😂

[@NoodleErik]

That must be expensive since he would need over 2000 sim cards

[@tylermustardloooser386]

@@NoodleErik I mean he already got 2,000 phones and intends to get more

[@therealmistermemer]

@@NoodleErik not that expensive

[@theenchantedapple5457]

@@NoodleErik you’re saying expensive and this guy has 2000 phones. he should be able to even though I wouldn’t recommend it 😂

[@antonmarkov1635]

“I can’t see someone scratch my babies” proceeds to hit them with a stick and store them in a bunch

[@softandwet6761]

Hi

[@memose_j]

Hi

[@ellie_bells4988]

Hi

[@ragnaroslil3493]

Hi

[@ankitlohchab6039]

Well , only Parents can Kick Their Children 😝

[@KojiTakuuu]

This guy: Showing he's 2371 phones The kid in my school: Flexing he's iPhone 11

[@johealantonio2k]

T- REKT Fortnite his*

[@KojiTakuuu]

Bring😂

[@johealantonio2k]

T- REKT Fortnite dafuq r u sayin?

[@KojiTakuuu]

I mean bruh 😂 I have auto correct sorry for that😂

[@johealantonio2k]

T- REKT Fortnite oh lol ikr...i disabled it, it's trash, for the most part...

[@crazychicken2005]

You can open any container, drawer, or cabinet in this guys house and find a phone just chilling there.

[@nithishnithish504]

He said: I dropped a Nokia Me: what happened to the floor?

[@kairinase]

Once there was a security guard in my country who was saved by his Nokia phone. It went on the newspaper, and I'm still searching for the article. My friend showed me at the time 13 years ago, before internet was mainstream.

[@johnnybravo915]

Lol

[@gunfiend5175]

@@kairinase that security guard had some luck

[@kairinase]

@@gunfiend5175 I can't find the article because it was before internet, but the picture in the "Harian Metro" newspaper had that guard in the front page, and on the fourth page he showed his 3310 phone stabbed by a knife! It missed the battery but hit the phone at close range. After seeing the Guard was unfazed he quickly ran away with the weapon. Not realizing anything wrong, the guard takes a look his phone and saw that it was broken and there's a hole on its back, missing the battery by a few centimeters. He was shocked by the cctv footage at the Gold and Jewelry shop he was guarding. I never paid attention to the news beyond that but now I want to see the whole case being solved, but I could not find the article.

[@gunfiend5175]

@@kairinase Its unfortunate you cant find the article, but thanks for telling me that story.That security guard has alot of luck.

[@azr_Ħ]

Robber: GIVE ME YOUR PHONES. Jayesh: Ok. Robber: *leaves*

[@theunfunny421]

@Goodstranger44 and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

[@traveroler4183]

@@theunfunny421 And they don't stop coming.

[@kensukefan47]

Where's the joke

[@lilac.love.letters]

"I only collect mint condition phones" **Shows scratched up nokia phones**

[@Weeping-Angel]

No that’s the plastic wrapping.

[@FriikD]

@@Weeping-Angel No.. most of the phones he showed had heavy wear and tear.

[@rohithninan8785]

@@redbetta2191 lol what

[@santosyfe]

@@redbetta2191 yeh right in india means it turns on

[@adarshsanthosh3411]

I think he meant not second hand.

[@sushmaojha4904]

Him: "I can't see someone drop or scratch my phone." Also him: Lies down on his phones for the thumbnail

[@nate9453]

Kevin Gates: I got 2 phones This guy: that’s funny

[@wonjers]

1:57 *”Yeah dude. You heard it right. I’m the Nokia collector. Thas rite. Tell me.”*

[@carpetmagic5713]

lol XD

[@jonkristopherallena.thehip6390]

Yooo kzbin.info/www/bejne/naLSn6ukrquFoas

[@zer5372]

@@jonkristopherallena.thehip6390 the song's pretty good

[@g6ated]

“These are my baby’s ” His wife who is pregnant

[@kayda-leemclean7802]

Lmaooooo

[@SuscribersWithoutvideos-nn1xi]

@@thomasaquinaswibowo420year4 no her wife is charger and children are headphones.

[@noobkingd706]

0:12 he made a bed phone :0

[@noobkingd706]

Imagine guys :D He has all those phone and it has the same number ._. He's wife: "calling he's number" Wife: I regret having the same number

[@dyinnpad]

“I Can’t watch someone scratch one.” Him: *LAYS ON PHONES*

[@thecrazerkid2146]

Lol that won’t break it

[@agreenboi5433]

Imagine someone trying to block him

[@AbisekFPS]

a green boi lol facts

[@jdhdhdjeudhd2926]

Plot twist: he has one cellphone for each girl

[@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032]

Jdhdhd Jeudhd LMFAO

[@NoxNorlynx]

joetheshits r/woooosh

[@dhanivishnu9869]

no way,he's indian

[@Hassan06675]

Well he is an indian

[@deanthy3rdofengland96]

@@dhanivishnu9869 does that mean anything?

[@vladtheg4m3r70]

This guy is Steve Jobs but the phones never upgrade and he’s Indian

[@10kwithnovideo44]

Dudes should own bricks

[@FazilTalksEng]

Vladimir Putin my Tsar

[@dr1xus974]

What do you mean the phones dont upgrade in apple

[@lukairrahe]

@@dr1xus974 exactly

[@nodle2750]

@@dr1xus974 yea iPhones suck

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

"My wife is angry with me" What else is new XD XD XD

[@DomiTravels]

"my wife is very angry at me " :D at least he has no apologize for not answering the a call :D

[@jordanplayz5535]

Jayesh: These are my babies *THATS A LOT OF BABIES*

[@chessbitz6846]

Explains overpopulation in India

[@hhfbko]

@@chessbitz6846 lol

[@ketmax2805]

Pretty op sexual drive.

[@eggs1632]

@@chessbitz6846 LOL

[@bollymolly6011]

U can torture this guy by making him watch JerryRigsEverthing

[@sergeybondarik6689]

These phones wont break

[@williamvalentin2748]

Yea but i dont think he would like seeing the scratch test performed on a nokia

[@sergeybondarik6689]

@@williamvalentin2748 Nokias dont scratch

[@tigershark8867]

@@williamvalentin2748 The Nokia would just scratch the object being used to scratch it.

[@Mar6008]

Lmao

[@notmyname3300]

he must have spent only around 20 k many tech KZbinrs have less phones but the total value is much more

[@floydnavarro7722]

plot twist: those phones are literally his babies and his wife carries nokia in her womb

[@rubycyborg6690]

Her wife?

[@EsherAxe]

@@rubycyborg6690 ??????????????????????????????

[@bharathv5020]

He is not an Scp

[@jayali5515]

His teacher: If you don’t get off your phone it’ll be confiscated. Him: Hold my phone

[@rishisharma5827]

Jay Ali: and the teacher is under a pile 😂

[@hhfbko]

Him: imma end this mans whole career

[@raulmuntean3318]

The teacher would stay there confiscating 2k phones for the whole day 😂

[@TripleMN]

Imagine someone calling him it will take him hours to figure out which phone it was.

[@kasukahei]

It won't

[@JnelComedy]

*Plot Twist: This Guy Is A Phone* 📱

[@cooolboy783]

Yes

[@notsunnydaysahead]

Uhh Janel?! 😂

[@sturmifan]

worst comedy I've seen today, thanks

[@Cycluing]

Nice comedy there

[@aguaSMOOTH]

Him: hey siri House: blows up from all the phones saying siri.

[@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032]

agua SMOOTH Those are old phones.

[@cubipain7712]

@@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032 not old... nokia

[@Unknownsource-fw2su]

@@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032 Wooooooosh

[@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032]

Cubi Pain They’re pretty old nowadays.

[@i7168]

/r woooooooooooooosh

[@footofblut981]

Imagine he would get a phone call which is important But he doesn’t know on wich phone it is

[@autocratical0]

which man, its which

[@maggie12md18]

Him: “I can’t see anyone hurting my phones” *Proceeds to bang with meter stick*

[@captainmarshy223]

?

[@mcucid3080]

Captain Marshy 0:28

[@DavidRGD]

Baldi will say otherwise

[@astr0hax173]

Only *HE* can discipline his phones. Kinky guy.

[@laneatkinson6441]

The phone around 1:52 is so cool...imagine walking around and people thinking that you're talking into a Hot Wheels 🤣

[@yanfrenkel4376]

imagine searching the charger for one of the phones...

[@mm-ld9gu]

Batteries

[@mscameron22]

Legit his drawer full of chargers must look wild

[@ihsanwiguna1783]

Imagine how much electricity if he charge all of his phone at the same time

[@parthpatel9602]

Didn't most nokia had either the cylinder pin or the thicker version of the same

[@andydoan1126]

batteries

[@therobloxianaviator685]

“I can’t see anyone drop my phone.” **proceeds to lay on 20 of his phones**

[@therobloxianaviator685]

Or maybe even 100 of his phones

[@4ae109]

If he lays on 20 of his phones and an average Indian male weights 60 kg, his weight is distributed among the phones. About each of the 20 phones he is laying on only feels 3 kg. Remember, those things can handle a drop from 2 stories.

[@therobloxianaviator685]

they’re made of minecraft bedrock

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

He's building a Bunker using Nokia phones, *Impressive*

[@duo496]

Concrete is for the weak

[@gunnerr8476]

I love cement.

[@randomthings6977]

Yum

[@gb9727]

POV: you call him, and all of his phones begin ringing

[@Lucy03Heartfilia]

“Yeah yeah just give me a call” “Ok, what’s your phone number?” “..... which one?..”

[@irresistablez8967]

Everybody gangsta till he blasts T-series music on all his Nokias.

[@tryingtofindsolace]

Don't even say that demonic name

[@bhavyajm7485]

Now it aint demonic it is cocomelon

[@irresistablez8967]

@@bhavyajm7485 cocomelon is the true demon

[@mmkavitha4404]

FLOOR GANG AUGH

[@arandomfox9009]

Satanic name

[@GenDetailing]

“i can’t see anyone touch my phones” as he lays on them

[@NightySevenn]

It's HIS babies so he can touch em

[@abrahamsanchez7455]

I mean... it belongs to him ?? Lol

[@aks9350]

Well obviously .... Pretty sure he meant other people can't touch it..

[@zubb1585]

He’s not laying on them, just next to them

[@nwinth]

@@zubb1585 pretty clearly on them 00:11

[@TotallyWorkingg]

He found something that brings him joy and that's worth more then money I think more ppl should find hobbies that they can't put a price on

[@danestback7225]

Teacher: 'if you don't get off your phone I'll confiscate it' Him: *LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF*

[@tamalanwar]

This is actually very cool when I realized that he is collecting all the working Nokia phones. Cool that you can have every model from the Nokia brand, it can be a fortune someday.

[@Dsyster24]

"These are my babies" Him: *proceed to knocking them one by one with a wooden stick* I guess thats how you treat babies there

[@Patel33321]

Dsyster24 It’s not even hurting the phones so. ( ^ω^ )

[@55inchSamsungTV]

He was just using it to count them, not to whip them.

[@C5J9]

@@Patel33321 I hate that

[@Gungus-v1g]

Always gotta find some way to bash India huh? Smh

[@shirleywong4333]

cos they born with stick in they ass

[@mhmyesyes938]

Imagine the stress he has to go through when he has to find a specific phone