Why Open Relationships Don't Work | Chloe Radcliffe | Stand Up Comedy

[@davidmosca9557]

"Tunring your lights out and trying to plug your phone in." I can't even begin to describe how true that is

[@ryanadams68]

I am so stubborn that I will be in bed and refuse to walk 6 ft to the light switch. Ah so good.

[@rockets4kids]

At least USB-C can go in either way...

[@moroteseoinage]

Just choose a hole

[@NolitaWerrett]

"don't let those four divorces hold you back" lmao

[@DevinChastain]

"they're soft and they have handwriting that makes me trust them" is gold

[@purelitenite]

My niece has a birthmark that extends to her eye... it is just a slight discoloration... Once she was playing with her cousins and she had an actual bruise near her eye. I said "Did you hurt yourself, you have a bruise near your eye" she said "That's my birthmark" I said "no you have a bruise near your eye" she said "That's my birthmark"... Finally I pressed her bruise and she said "oh, I hurt myself on the playground"

[@EamonWill]

😂

[@goodbher9244]

That's cute AF. Kids are so sweet. poor girl is so used to people talking about her birthmark. ❤️

[@foolishoptimist9903]

So you’re saying, there was sweet potato on her other cheek?

[@purelitenite]

@@foolishoptimist9903 well no, it was ube and ube is technically a yam and not a sweet potato.

[@kwallas777]

You'll feel a haptic response 😂😂

[@jv-lk7bc]

proudly doing my part to save American manufacturing since age 14. [ i read a book ...then paid attention to the haptic response] 8:21 very right. that is the tricky bit.

[@fionaw2103]

“ I just cheat, im old fashioned” 😂😂😂

[@NicMagz]

"And why do they all look like a Bob's Burgers character came to life" has to be some of the darkest shade I've seen thrown in a while. Absolutely hilarious.

[@FrostyTheSwoleman]

That one got me too. 😂

[@chavesa5]

You could tell everyone was very hesitant to commit to *that* laugh ,lmao

[@gnarshread]

. . . And probably have bobs burgers tattoos.

[@LoveToday8]

Replaced by a robot was gold😂

[@jasonfirewalker3595]

Most helpful analogy ever.

[@MrJ17J]

Is it really ? Asking for a friend.

[@rainbomg]

@@MrJ17Jyes. Truly the best analogy I’ve ever heard for it

[@jv-lk7bc]

keep closing the apps. patiently.

[@operavin]

I just wanted to listen to a minute or two before going onto a video I needed to watch… I couldn’t help myself. Watch the whole darn thing… Bravo, great work. Love it.

[@AdventureRich]

"Pull... the lever!" Golden! This set was incredible 👏🏽

[@zc1312]

"Poly - is when the woman isn't brave enough to end the relationship."🤣Holy cow, I can't even tell you how many real-life examples I've seen of this. (I have also seen people that genuinely seems happy in ploy relationships)

[@ReginaMcNeish]

Key word “SEEMS”. I’ve been on this earth a long time and have yet to see them work out for women in the long run.. it NEVER does… just the men…

[@npcnobody4926]

@@ReginaMcNeish Doesn't work out for men in the long run ether Lol

[@HaughtyHedonist]

​@@ReginaMcNeish There's Egalitarian Poly Relationships Too, Not Just The Standard Male-Centered Ones ☺️ Not My Personal Cup Of Tea Though

[@dialecticsjunkie7653]

​@@ReginaMcNeish yes because monogamous relationships never involve pretending and are never unhappy

[@JR-lf7ns]

The key thing is that you've got to have a real passion for scheduling.

[@_zerofox]

I never realised how much I needed to close all the apps

[@gageabdul]

I remember showing someone the Task Manager on their phone. It was like they saw the face of God 😅

[@markmatthews8250]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spokezman]

Got an iPhone don’t have those issues -sounds like issues of the poors

[@livtown]

​@@spokezmaniOS devices actually deal with background apps in a very similar way to Android phones, Android phones of the same price usually just have more RAM but worse optimized apps (Apple made like at most 5000 different devices running iOS ever (as in models) and that's a huge overstatement. Android developers have to deal with millions of models)

[@chandamccullum5591]

@@spokezmanall your apps are running in iPhone. Unless you swipe up and close them.

[@OptimusProvost]

“You’ll feel a haptic response.” 😂

[@justinewanda9652]

I need you to go in there and save American manufacturing 😂😂😂

[@motaharehjadidi5875]

Laught so hard, she is always very funny and creative!😂 Also, the highlighting the words was precise! 😂😂

[@JerimeeRichir]

The video has so many great things. But my favorite is the dude in the audience at around 00:06:40 - he gets the joke like half a second late and his jaw literally hits the floor. It's like watching a baby discover ice cream for the first time. I love how much he loved the joke.

[@ianjones9078]

The “women don't like history that much" bit, knowing how many references have been made about holding grudges and bringing up old stuff, almost killed me lol

[@RaquelFoster]

You heard 2:00 "How did I not see it before? Chicks love middle school history!" ... and your brain turned that into a comment about women holding grudges? 😬

[@ianjones9078]

@@RaquelFoster Well, never made it gender-specific, so there's that. Also, “a hit dog..." and so forth. I'd recommend doing what the majority's doing and enjoy her set. Be well and stay safe.

[@JCPRuckus]

​@@RaquelFoster - That's not even the joke they were referencing... Kinda hard to call someone out for making a logical leap when you don't even know where they supposedly leapt from.

[@samo9275]

What grudges/old stuff? genuinely confused

[@JCPRuckus]

@@samo9275 - Women always bring up old things they were mad about during a fight they're losing to distract from the argument at hand. That's why it's weird to say they "aren't into history". Because they always remember all types of petty relationship history when it suits them.

[@vakuraaaah]

“As easy as highlighting a word on your phone” is ancient prophetic-type wisdom. 😂

[@jsbrads1]

Haptic response 😂

[@mandisinclair1632]

I absolutely love her! Every joke landed

[@CullodenCowboy]

My freshman year of high school a kid tells me his parents have an open relationship. I internally said “I give it 3 months”. By November they were divorced 😂

[@williamlummis4076]

Made the mistake of watching this while eating.. Nearly choked like 3 times 🤣

[@RashtaEinthisB]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

[@eritain]

WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRR!

[@shantanusapru]

She's frikkin' hilarious!! And intelligently hilarious!!

[@SO-vq7qd]

You just heard the sound of empathy! 😂

[@bodytrainer1crane730]

"Save American manufacturing" 😂😂😂👍

[@sabresbest]

She is great! Hella funny! Hope she goes far!

[@rainbomg]

What a perfect set! That closing the apps thing, ooooweee. Yes indeed. Chloe is out here doing gods work

[@danren5510]

Great set!

[@raipa111]

"I can't be a part of that problem." 😂

[@ChrisCupcake3]

The poly & random sex part had me dying. This is great

[@technopong]

Dang, she killed it in the best way possible. Got to look for more from her!

[@landcat]

Such killer writing. Love to see it!

[@369frequencyandvibration]

😂😂 "Explain Oppenheimer"😅

[@theascendunt9960]

I'm a dude and even I'd end myself than listening to someone talk about that movie again.

[@369frequencyandvibration]

Think, Tom, Think!! 😂😅 I felt that.

[@ComedianDiscovery]

Awesome set @chloebadcliffe !

[@samybasile]

She's very funny! I got to catch a live show whenever I'm in the states

[@headdildo]

😐

[@famfamfam5782]

Highlight analogy mega helpful actually. At least in one case😂

[@SamueloftheWinter]

Closing out all the apps was spot on 😂😉😏

[@redflag4255]

Love her delivery.

[@amadeuscrossing7061]

I have spent way too much time figuring out each partner I have been with, but when they tell you exactly how to get them there. It is a breath of fresh air, then you can get creative with what they tell you 😂

[@JohnnysaidWhat]

amazing set! Her jokes are also great.

[@ladyd8028]

Whip-smart with great timing. Glad I checked her out!

[@alanfike]

Terrific set.

[@sarawolos6051]

She's awesome!! 😂😂

[@macmcleod1188]

I'm old and I found that pulling the lever first was usually the best policy. I did quite like her "selecting the word on the phone" joke / word games quite a bit. 😊 She sets it up and let your mind complete the joke. Pretty clever comedienne.

[@stevenkoehler6018]

"I want to like Poly People, but they're all such dorks"----Good lord so utterly true. Believe me, I’ve known a good number of them.

[@theredbobcat]

Mad Taylor Tomlinson vibes from the laugh to the speech patterns and mannerisms. Loved every second of it.

[@ioofmoore5940]

Super funny, intelligent humor and drop dead goddess! I'd gladly take any suggestions to go to the factory with!

[@FlyForAWhiteTy]

People complain about relationship structures and don't consider it just wasn't gonna work with that person anyway no matter how they tried dating 😂

[@KL-zg7lu]

Exactly. Less to do with open or poly and more to do with someone being a bad match.

[@rayflyhigh]

This was more educational then I expected

[@reidate7274]

I remember seeing in another comment section that she uses to teach/sub for a while?

[@_Frank_Simile]

This "They" crushed 😂

[@bethaniejify]

She is hilarious!

[@kurtrogers9658]

Her description of the Poly people felt like a direct interaction and subsequent thought process I had in my life to a roommates friend haha

[@zart8478]

closing all the apps 😂 love her delivery

[@tebryenton]

Surprise, this is actually journalism

[@raouljacques17]

Closing the apps. Now thats funny stuff 💞 love this girls way.

[@elijahaustin820]

That was funny phone comparison beat lever but I got it round of applause!!!

[@gabrielmaroto18]

I have four sisters this was not comedy. This was a public service announcement. Thank you. The more you know.

[@goldenscarecrow]

😳😢 Why does anything she said relate to your sisters?!?!?

[@gabrielmaroto18]

@@goldenscarecrow a lot we have honest and open conversation.

[@friedpizza262]

that's so funny, what do you sisters have to do with this? Asking for my sister.. just in case

[@gabrielmaroto18]

@@friedpizza262 you should ask your sister not a stranger on the Internet.

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@gabrielmaroto18 underrated comment^

[@MetalKingStudio]

Funny and educational 😮

[@MissJIF]

Yes highlight those words!

[@pelletfunner6701]

Brilliant! Excellent stage presence! Informative on top of it all.❤️

[@KimCruzes]

So effin funny!!!!! Accurate

[@ddubois02]

“And save American manufacturing” 💀😂

[@keppikun]

She’s so funny. I wish I could have someone like her in one of my circle of friends.

[@joelhenderson4450]

Beautiful set

[@BrayZap]

Im seeing her tonight in Bethlehem PA so pumpeddd

[@ek-dx8iu]

this was great, can't wait to see more of her stuff. come to toronto chloe!

[@Leitefsj]

That was great! Funny and pretty clever.

[@SoulGlowHealing]

Well done! Thanks for the laughs

[@shottas184]

As a man I can say she’s absolutely right about the “highlighting a word on your phone part”😂😂 8:59

[@tinman652]

Ok, “haptic response” got me 😂

[@paulawegman3955]

loved her!

[@kadelu1137]

So fucking good 😂 Need to remember some of these bits

[@bastiat6865]

"And just close all the apps..." smart. Nice layers to the bits...

[@Artiej0hn0]

Brilliant.

[@dave199010]

really funny. havent laughted like that in a minute

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant ❤

[@MrGandallo]

Priceless.

[@LafemmebearMusic]

The assertion about us scheduling sex more than actual sex actually happening…. 😅 can confirm has happened before 😅

[@azdjedi]

That was really good!

[@harounhajem7972]

Great 😃 set! Well done 👍🏼

[@gomensnana9169]

This set felt intelligent, and, of course, very funny!

[@dellshonewilson6187]

Very smart comedy thumbs up

[@247werewolf]

She’s amazing

[@rachelyy]

Oh I love her

[@jamesblakeman]

“And I went to public school with this birth mark.”

[@M8DBLESS]

The lever robot joke is a great joke 😂

[@dorinc5263]

A marking show!

[@jessicasager72]

Throughout history, many have tried to explain, but it seems to have required the age of technology to fully demonstrate the technique. Well done modern woman. You have become the oracle for and from the information age. May your name live in legend.

[@alackofgames913]

Poly person here: can confirm scheduling takes forever

[@mystuff9999]

To be fair to Tom, that birthmark is more or less by definition an imperfection 🤷‍♂️ Still, after the first 5 minutes of listening to your set I didn’t even notice it anymore, so, well done 😄

[@bille9243]

Very smart, creative material.

[@freewave04]

6:50 pull the lever kronk

[@jaylanmyers2576]

The polyamorous joke was spot on. 🤣. She is hilarious.

[@Hermitthecog]

In my mind's eye I'll never be able to unsee Frida Kahlo's Liberty Brow.

[@RecordofRadio]

that moment "should I mention the serial cheating thing?" "nah not this crowd"

[@KnowGoodNews]

Millennial Dr. Ruth just saved a bunch of relationships 😅

[@kailahelene7169]

F%*king HILARIOUS 🤣🥳. More from you please!!!!

[@Caesar__99]

The factory joke was really good lol