Why parents are always in the bathroom!

Why do parents spend a ton of time in the bathroom? Because they can. I have enough supplies to last me 4 days!
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[@abbylifewithlove]

“ I just love them a little more when I see them a little less” Truer words have never been spoken

[@missmiou6273]

yeah we love to miss them, a little

[@jonthelowww8394]

Absolutely 💯 😂

[@CryptoThoughtsToday]

"Are you Okay in there?!" -A common phrase in my household.

[@coffeecuprobot2802]

My little one has no problem busting in the bathroom door finding a seat for herself to start an ever so important conversation (probably about paw patrol or why are clouds fluffy...) all while I’m going number 2.

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

....is there no lock?

[@bunny_0288]

@@RKyle-wx6rp This is always my question when I hear parents complaining about kids barging in on them while they are going to the bathroom. Just lock the door! It teaches kids personal boundaries, patience, and the importance of privacy which are all great lessons to teach.

[@MaryTheresa1986]

@@bunny_0288 Exactly! If I have to respect my future children's boundaries and privacy, they *will* respect mine.

[@suzannacoleman4811]

I don't understand this either but it's not my problem. Kids learned to always knock at a closed door and my little child sits and sometimes cries outside of the door. Mom and Dad also always get there alone time.

[@TananBaboo]

What life is all about.

[@msmarya100]

It's gotten to the point that even when the kids are asleep and I could literally sit anywhere, I still go and sit in the bathroom...

[@hannahstewart9898]

This is hilarious! The book club in the bathroom! Your videos always crack me up. We have sons who are 6, 3 and 1 and always need a good laugh 😂

[@julianakleijn9254]

I literally just stole your "daddy his candy go find it" line lol TO GET TO WATCH THIS VIDEO LOLOLOL THANK YOU

[@ladynic8250]

The ACCURACY and TRUTH in this video is FANTASTIC

[@hxdcm]

My spouse just asked why I've been pooping for an hour 🤣

[@lapislazarus8899]

Like in the movie This Is 40, and she busts in on him and he's trying to hide his tablet.... She asks, "Why don't I smell anything?" And he replies, "I've been flushing as I'm going."

[@ginaannarino7849]

Dude your bathroom is so nice I would want to be in there all the time too lol. I see those exposed wood beams 😏

[@Jen18lol]

Omg Heidi popping out of the bathtub with a jar of peanut butter 💀

[@janebug8225]

Just wait until Theo, Juno, and Otto watch all these videos! 😂😂😂

[@leesilpe2459]

I love watching you guys. Hope baby #4 arrives healthy and happy

[@ApeCall13]

The slow close toilet seat is literally the best piece of technology I've bought in the past year.

[@atiqahsyazwina358]

I don't have kids but I still hide in the bathroom for a little escape from my mountains of assignments and homeworks 🙃

[@philipmiller7141]

You guys have brought so much laughter to our family. Keep up your energy man. So inspiring to me as a dad. Wanna be a #dudedad!

[@PennsyPappas]

Funny thing is is that the Bathroom break originates from kids wanting to get away from their teachers during class time. Oh how the tables have turned once you become a parent.

[@delacruz-assefa5856]

Wow, I’ve learnt something today. How accurate

[@PennsyPappas]

@@delacruz-assefa5856 Funny thing is it didnt truly dawn on me until I watched this video. The realization was eye opening.

[@RuaGreenwood]

I'm an Aunt not a parent. My nieces and nephews do this to me too. Sometimes grown ups need their me time. I love giving the kids back to their parents all sugared up. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SoulsEnlightened]

That’s totally what Aunti’s are for! :)

[@lilithriddle8612]

My mother in law loves to do this too. Fun times ^_^

[@nataliegerdano6028]

I had to to a double take to make sure this wasn’t my comment from before!😂🤣😂 aunt of 8-5-and 2(8&2 are boys 5 is a girl) and my parents and I watch the kids for my sister and brother in-law and there are definitely days I count down till eather my sister or my dad takes them home!😂😂😊

[@cherylimeson3006]

I have pets that whine and rattle the door when I'm in the bathroom. Now my grandkids are at the door.

[@MatthewSherborne]

My 21 month old figured out that he can jiggle the bathroom lock open already. When I flush he says, "Bye bye Agua" and wants to stick his head down the toilet to wave to it.

[@glorialewis2093]

Now that’s a really nice bathroom that you made you and your wife enjoy

[@liza-marie89]

It's the only time you can have a meaningful conversation...

[@NewDayStoryTime]

Oh my gosh. My husband and I are in the bathroom right now hiding. I was scrolling and saw this and started laughing! 😂

[@sarahdavis5310]

I watched this in the bathroom

[@AshGeo]

Even if you don’t have kids, it’s still a great place to recharge

[@kathyfritz9962]

Loved the shout out to the Holderness family.

[@megnmccarty]

I think this is my favorite video Taylor and Heidi have made.....too funny! P.S now I REALLY want PB m&m's.

[@daniellek1191]

I love how y’all were subtly promoting The Holderness book

[@elevateandempower]

Aww, the Holderness book!! It's great. ☺️

[@MsMars.]

Brilliant. Why have I not thought of this?????

[@SupaSwope]

love you guys. yall are like the perfect couple.

[@funmif30]

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[@stephaniehorn9821]

Love it. Great job Tyler.

[@LogoEmu50]

Oh, girls take so long cause they want to! I now get why my Mom is in there a lot!

[@julianakleijn9254]

I LOVE U GUYS

[@josephfurlan1117]

Your best work yet man . And that's saying something. Read it on thr toilet.

[@zenlife321]

Ha ha ..”it’s my turn.” This is brilliant comedy!

[@emj_oakley]

Pregnant lady here watching this, got triggered by the pickles 😅 off to the fridge i go.

[@thediamondavenger2657]

And my sister, my nephew, I did this too just to get some alone time. My nephew is so well-behaved he won’t move.

[@sophieszabo1771]

"Love them s little more when I see them a little less." - genius! 😂

[@rcantu1204]

Lmao yup, i have 4 kids... two of which are 18 month old twins and ive had to go "to the bathroom" a lot since they started walking 😬

[@brenna7757]

Lol my twins are almost 2 so I have no bathroom time! As soon as I am out of sight either hear something crash in the other room or I hear "mama! Maaaaammmmaaa!" Until I am back in the room 🙄😁. Nap time is my bathroom time! Its after lunch and I try to get done with homeschooling my oldest by then. That way its at least a little peaceful for about 30 to 45 minutes lol

[@rcantu1204]

@@brenna7757 🤣 you either hear nothing, which is almost always bad. Your children obviously getting into things, or you hear you spouse calling for you wondering where you are haha! Twins are so fun though! Mine are boy/girl, and are COMPLETELY different! My son took after his dad and got all his mexican genes. Dark hair, dark brown eyes, and looks like hes been out tanning for years lol and my daughter is super pale with a very cool blonde, almost silvery hair and lighter brown eyes. One likes to climb up on everything and gets into stuff, and the other is a furniture rearranger. They keep me busy lol

[@kimberlyanderson1013]

This one is my complete FAV now!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤

[@BunkerAudioPanama]

Gonna have to get a coffee machine in there… great idea, thnx!

[@hinary_chan777]

For me my self-care place is my outside balcony. I read, I smoke, I eat with blankets on me. When I said get the kid I'm going outside DO NOT DISTURB MAMA 🤣

[@stilettosnthaghetto6997]

Ive been hiding in the bathroom for a decade. Its the coming n the bathroom with coffee creamer for me. 😂 I always pull up with mines.

[@SonicaLuda]

I feel seen!!! This is awsome. I laughed so much!

[@yvetteconn8678]

Thanks for the laughs!

[@Mrs_Poe]

Love love love

[@ajibademotunrayo8453]

Not the "walking dead" and "book club"😂

[@lapislazarus8899]

We don't even have kids, and my boyfriend hangs out in the bathroom! I'll be like, "Why are there dishes in here? Why is his throw blanket on the floor?" The dog and the cat follow him in there.... 🤷🏼‍♀️ PS-- Just had him watch this... He got a big kick out of it! ❤️

[@Tawny593]

Nice bathroom!

[@GreatNW]

I need that toilet seat

[@cassybrott5489]

i love this vido it makes me want to go in my bathroom all the time

[@mondayschild7]

Hysterical

[@delledaye2035]

My son is 27.. and he will have an entire conversation with me while I'm in the bathroom... And nope what he wants for dinner cannot wait until I'm done... And please don't let me lock the door.. my 15yr old will have a meltdown because he can't find his snacks that are literally in the same place every time 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@benjaminmateles1353]

Someone raised needy children. And why is your 27 year old son still living with you? I don’t think that’s a coincidence.😑😑😑

[@delledaye2035]

@@benjaminmateles1353 you might be right 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@iconic56clients20]

Lhllp

[@suzannacoleman4811]

​@@benjaminmateles1353of they were girls they wouldn't be like that boys just need their mom's all the time.

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

@@benjaminmateles1353 Passing in front of any hospital stop and visit their oncology department, you will see a lot of young people including even children! Perhaps then you will finally realize not everybody gets a chance to start their own lives and stop judging every damn person but maybe...

[@estherjohannessohn1273]

Oh my hurry that is hilarious

[@victoriacogley4532]

I think you guys are awesome and really funny

[@rebekahdeere]

the funny truth

[@janebug8225]

I am just now realizing that Taylor is part of the book club! 😂😂😂

[@Rhiles44]

I love thé ladder in the bedroom lol

[@mcmsmt06]

that is such a good idea.

[@ilovethewoodsandsunshine8113]

That was too funny! 😁

[@jeremycollins4566]

The coffee mate

[@socorrohoffman8549]

Sweet, I love my time;) lol 😆

[@thewreckerhartinger7540]

Seriously dude I started watching season one yesterday oh my god why did you spoil it for us

[@kimbutler3956]

Good luck figuring out when it happens.

[@grotemuis4889]

LOL!

[@pizzatheface]

haha that is so true 😅

[@maarayah7490]

This is hilarious!!

[@zxmpsychiatry7602]

very true video

[@momono6247]

Greatest video ever!

[@Jen18lol]

Y’all fine, had spiked cider while baby FINALLY went to sleep for nap

[@tamikoanderson3076]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes you are using the bathroom but you didn't say the toilet.

[@benmonroe_the_1]

💯

[@aroundtheworld1692]

Oh my goodness is this video describing me 😜🙈😂😂 thank God my husband doesn't do that. Sometimes I'm in the bathroom up to 3-4 hours 🤪

[@delacruz-assefa5856]

What? No way

[@747jack]

Oh 22 footer

[@longkorts]

I never even close the bathroom door when I go in there 😂 but the kids usually don’t care to come in anyway. Gotta run them hard, they will be calmer. Same as with dogs 😁 My 5 year old son put up 📱 🚫 signs on the bathroom doors cus hubby is always in there for so long 😂

[@wandafull12]

My household knows not to knock on the bathroom door unless there's a fire or someone is dying.

[@palin9994]

😂

[@chriswixtrom6514]

Hilarious!

[@JF-bc2lw]

Mine is sauna time.

[@rebekahdeere]

thank you for telling me how to get my pece full time

[@HappyHuman25]

this is sooo revealing

[@cll2409]

this video is so funny! i am 8

[@landonbodewigtrucking4008]

Hi

[@connorlewis3946]

Hello

[@henrycrabb9737]

Hahahahahahaha I have all commenting abilities

[@gigi_thaqueenyt2588]

Don’t get me wrong I love my kids I just want a brake we get y’all kids can be a hand full sometimes

[@KeyboardKirby]

Watching this while dropping a load. 😂

[@ZomBabeZoe]

This, sadly, doesn't work with my kid...she is almost 13 and she won't let me close the bathroom door unless I am vomiting

[@artwolfdraws]

Rick dies?

[@DEFW21]

Ok but its legit so obnoxious when you are audibly struggling amd your partner chooses to spend 2 hours playing games on their phone in the bathroom that A) i also have to pee in sometimes and B) HOW CAN I POTTY TRAIN OUR BABY IF YOU ARE ALWAYS LOCKING AND HOGGING THE POTTY

[@christysdeals4u]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😋

[@lisacyr8860]

My husband has done this for years.. we just had our first child- I'm doomed 💀

[@thewiz12]

Quit giving away the secrets

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[@h00Lia]

this is b a t h r o o m p e a n u t b u t t e r

[@mrs.rblack3556]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@lindsieambrose1395]

JESUS LOVES YALL 💘💖❤💕💗💓💘💖❤💕💗💓💘💖❤💕💗💓💘💖❤

[@fosterck13]

Maybe have fewer kids?

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