Why Parle-G Is The Best Biscuit In The World |

G maane G̶a̶i̶t̶o̶n̶d̶e̶ Genius.
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[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

Who did it better? Bunty's Kaali Chai or Vir Das?

[@drashutoshh]

Radhika Apte is apt.

[@maharshimaisuri7276]

The last mari biscuit joke is stolen.

[@harshitpatel8329]

Netflix plzz like my comment!!! Please😇😇😇

[@mickyman753]

Vir das all the wayyyyy

[@shreyaslg5056]

Vir das

[@himanshuraj1874]

So nobody's going to talk about how incredibly amazing this set design is?

[@destroyerbeerus]

@Pranav Patel i need Netflix account now 😭😭😭

[@WoSarvatraHain]

@Pranav Patel Sahi baat hai Achcha suno Pranav... TV par Netflix dekhne ka procedure kya hai?

[@WoSarvatraHain]

@Pranav Patel And now you've a smart TV? What about the rumours about them breaching your privacy through a smart TV.. like you are being spied on..

[@shashwatsinha5291]

@Pranav Patel dude don't be sad. U dont get HD for 199 rs in Mobile.

[@destroyerbeerus]

@Pranav Patel can't we get it for free

[@iamlakshya]

Parle-G proved today that its the best biscuit in the world by not giving ads to toxic media

[@45_ipsitabasak72]

I was about to write it...then i saw your comment

[@shahbazshaikh5242]

Yeah

[@kaneabd1217]

I never thought about that point bro before seeing this video

[@Aragorn-wp2xm]

BIG FACTS

[@purplewine7362]

what toxic media are you talking about? I am out of the loop

[@sudiptamohanty5572]

"it's like an edible Mumbai Road" This is peak humour and this guy is a pure genius

[@Kaustubh_Pareek]

Howdy Mr. Nadella

[@ashertheaudiophile1917]

He js

[@SoapMctavish07]

He is a leftist

[@alokbhoi8757]

Hell no you are too dumb to think it's peak humour...

[@mayankpandey8499]

Parle-G Is Jio Of Biscuits Sasta Sundar Tikau😂😂😂

[@mayankpandey8499]

@@idleboi4225 I commented very late that's y i didn't get that much like but its ok😑

[@mayankpandey8499]

@@tanukataria3913 😅😅😅

[@mayankpandey8499]

@@tanukataria3913 actually someone asked me ki mere comment pe itne km likes kyu hai and I answered him jo uper likha hai👆👆👆 and then he deleted his comment🙄🙂

[@mayankpandey8499]

@@tanukataria3913 Yep I am, ☺️ Thank you so much for being this much Kind☺️☺️☺️ Edit: Ye answer Happy wale comment ka hai😅😅😅

[@mayankpandey8499]

@@tanukataria3913 😅😋😋

[@abhishekumar005]

Me to tea holding another Parle G in my hand: Dormammu I have come to bargain.🤞

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

We also thought this is super... Strange.

[@poojarao6629]

Underrated af 😂

[@_ememe8075]

😂😂😂lmao

[@usmaniqbaal]

😂😂😂

[@parththakkar9748]

😂OMG imagination levels - ♾️

[@oliviadey1516]

Meanwhile the parle G girl, now grandma, thinking how she has united the whole country...

[@garimakilledar5810]

True. And they did not change the mascot. Best decision Ever. That cute Parle G girl will remain forever in our hearts.

[@justamazing6380]

She is not a real person

[@beactivebehappy9894]

She was a computer generated image, so basically she was it!!

[@beactivebehappy9894]

And the image which went viral for the old Lady of parle g was of Sudha Murthy

[@mviv6339]

@@beactivebehappy9894 hmm.. computers in 1954 . We were always ahead of the rest of the world. Here come the liberals.

[@parkwb32]

Growing up in Kenya parle g were my favourite biscuits.

[@parkwb32]

Thank you 🙂... Everyone is welcome.

[@shurimaleagu]

Same with Nigeria

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

Damn!

[@pratikshya570]

Whoa! I wasn't aware that Parle-G sold outside India!

[@Manj_J]

Same here in South Africa!

[@SaumyaF16]

_If you're an Indian,and haven't eaten Parle-G,that too with 'chai'....Then you have literally missed your childhood!!!_

[@rishikesh456]

Lol I ate with water 🤣😅

[@SaumyaF16]

@@rishikesh456 yeah,Parle-G with water is not bad actually!!😂

[@yahyaahmed8145]

I have still continued my childhood habit to this day... Guess I m addicted now

[@prnmathew3029]

We still get that with tea in our esteemed NIT Mess.

[@FSIFKrishnaiParsekar]

NO then ur not even Indian because every parent has given that

[@HarshVardhan-bv3hk]

Actually it's BISKUT😂

[@parthibbose8283]

😂😂✅✅

[@atulkamath9976]

Veer daas se vir das Hogaya

[@LaLaTheRockstar]

Hahaha... Sahi

[@nabilaalam23]

Fact, biskut is better than biscuit 🤩

[@dOVERanalyst]

You nailed it

[@ksravish1545]

Parle G comes in all shapes and sizes. From the giant 120 packet of Parle G gold..... To a simple packet of 5 biscuits in 2 rupees. . . . . That's why it's the best one.

[@harshitabisht4955]

U know what Parle G gold tastes better than the classic Parle G. 👌😋

[@RonaldKoeman420]

@@harshitabisht4955 20 rs pack is still better

[@protusak5392]

The production department is so great serving for all people

[@danielbooth5310]

Watching this after just enjoying my first Parle-G. 100% everything Vir Das says. Humbly, from a non-Indian.

[@studiesstudent3543]

see, that the power that thing holds 😎, and thanks for trying it and liking it -an indian

[@AeliaM16Lake]

I'm non-Indian and checking out parle g biscuits to try too! I'm from Singapore :)

[@joylakshmiborah8973]

I really love how he isn't talks and brings awareness with so much comedy. And totally agree with the racism tube, "Fair and Lovely" which is just bleach.

[@equation2764]

6:10 "And you use another Parle G to scoop out that ParleG." Just amazing.

[@shubhamannamwar2857]

Saksham Shrivastava literally everybody knows this. So many comedians have used this line bro. Thoda explore kar baaki comedians ko, you’ll have fun

[@aayushbalip1925]

Instead use a spoon

[@FSIFKrishnaiParsekar]

he just said the reality man !!!!he was great in the video

[@equation2764]

@@shubhamannamwar2857 give me some names (I'm the same person that you replied to btw. Changed my name)

[@abhishekhp1197]

That cheer of Hatred, Hatred was probably the smartest and the snarkiest remark of all👌🏾❤️

[@abdulmuqeet6401]

That's two wicket in a single ball🤣 Many Indians might not have get it

[@saranyapandey]

is there more to that line apart from abhimanyu's incident

[@abhishekhp1197]

@@saranyapandey Indirect reference to the growing jingoism in our country

[@abhishekhp1197]

@@abdulmuqeet6401 The audience didn't get it I guess

[@yuvraj049]

@@abhishekhp1197 u know to much but too little

[@jacksummer4041]

The last joke was the best 😂... "that's how u make Marie biscuits "😂

[@kavipriya5410]

Exactly!!!😂

[@monicatmura]

He makes me wanna try Old Monk and parle-g 😂

[@anandkhanduja12]

hahahahahahahahaha good one

[@harshitabisht4955]

Good for you. You'll love it. 😏

[@fabianstanley13]

Oh you must try them both if you had the chance. :D

[@RONUANTONY]

Try to dip Parle G in Old Monk.

[@advitgarg2950]

Reading that has given me the idea to dip parle g in old monk

[@ajchirackal3878]

Vir was probably one of those best students back in his school days. Bcos his standup feels like a well scripted monologue that has some comical element. I mean It must be hard to mugup all of it.

[@anmoldani6258]

Lol 😂😂 chutiye jaa k dekh dusre comedians koo...

[@baishya775]

@@anmoldani6258 chal be hutiye

[@anmoldani6258]

@@baishya775 chutiyaa.. 😂😂

[@atinjanki2651]

😁😁Hahaha

[@abcefghijklmnopkqud9017]

Sab chutiya

[@yashurathod3788]

Click bait All the time He's seated

[@swarajghude7939]

Lol😂😂

[@kapilmahamunee9538]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

You do you, man. Stand up for what you believe in.

[@swarajghude7939]

@@NetflixIndiaOfficial damn man your puns are good why don't you do stand up

[@omkarshinde1628]

Sit down be *humble*

[@KartikLende10]

When you realize IITs were also founded in old munk, so " WE WERE DRINKING OLD MONK, AND NEXT DAY WE FOUND THE BEST ENGINEERING COLLEGE OF INDIA"

[@supriyamanna8412]

great man, but I think that SRM and others are just drain ka paani....lmao

[@DevikaK1293]

I don't think I truly understood how much I loved Parle G until I started traveling by local trains in Bombay and the train would pass by the factory in Parle and suddenly you were hit by the perfect sweet malty scent of hot Parle G biscuits being made. I was so sad when that factory shut down (though it's stupid to be sad you can't smell a biscuit on your way to college lol).

[@gapoochigapoochi]

Can we appreciate the grandma part like how amazing his childhood was💓

[@archijain5237]

5:58 When Vir makes you feel guilty for laughing at his joke.

[@siddarthks8902]

Hello archi,

[@JohnWick-dw6ry]

@@siddarthks8902 hello sidharth babes

[@siddarthks8902]

@@JohnWick-dw6ry johnnnnnn Wick What's up dude

[@equation2764]

@@siddarthks8902 Hatred hatred

[@siddarthks8902]

@@equation2764 hatred for what ?

[@mira-hj1jx]

"and the worst moment is when it falls in the cup" noo the worst moment when the biscuits falls on the bed I was sitting on 😂😂😂😂

[@ritiknoatilhari5531]

Vir Das isn't just an Actor, he has a potential of being a whole production house. He takes dig at all the biggies with humour.

[@hritikpawar163]

Finest 7 minutes of stand up comedy. Perfect Pitch, Perfect Attitude, Perfect Voice, Perfect Delivery, Just Perfect. Can't figure out the best joke if all the jokes in sketch are best.

[@lordginger6492]

smart ass standup special ke highlights hai

[@RayyanAshraf]

Except it wasn't a stand-up lol

[@killshotgaming1968]

i think he was sitting over there??? 😂😂

[@jatinmulgund9476]

all the parle g jokes have been used in memes for the past three yrs, biscuit drowning, another biscuit for rescue, all are old predictable jokes.

[@atyantkumarhota]

HE IS DOING SIT DOWN COMEDY

[@thatman6916]

Sit down comedy actually 😂

[@atyantkumarhota]

@@thatman6916 corrected

[@melodicnostalgic3823]

Shit-Down*

[@lukesheep4114]

It's a sit com

[@yashasvidalvi6112]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@deliciatjikundi4778]

I've never been to India but I find myself laughing at his jokes about it😂😂

[@cutiepie9419]

6:19 Why don’t you just use a spoon?!😂😂 Amazing video, btw!

[@afrinbanuibrahim9148]

@AsalArjuna savage reply 😂

[@nidhipatil6868]

That not now it's done

[@rewajchettri779]

You loose the fun of the chase if you do that

[@ashishagarwal495]

Marie biscuits be like: oh fck!! now everyone knows the recipe

[@sayanneogy3079]

Didn't see that Marie biscuit joke coming... Every household have this shitty Marie but this joke came out of nowhere.

[@AC-gz2ks]

marie is nice..what do people have against it

[@Rita_Arya]

@@AC-gz2ks marie is tasteless I don't know why people like it! My parents get 2-3 big packets every month🤦

[@AC-gz2ks]

@@Rita_Arya lol.. i love it!

[@December-ns7ww]

True

[@janhavishigwan1347]

I only like orange Marie, I find the regular one very dry even with tea ( if that makes sense)

[@bhagyalakshmi3583]

The iconic biscuit tagline parle g, g for genius.😂😂😂

[@ChocolateMilkCultLeader]

There's something Vir that lets me watch his stuff over an over again without getting bored

[@ckar_clicks]

4:18 - "FucK Your Cookies"😂😂🤣👌

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

_"Parle-G with Tea" is as under-rated as "Vir Das with Stand-up Comedy"..._ 🤫 #TakeABowDude🙌 Ps- Heyy guys, overwhelmed by your generosity and support. It's my 1st 1K+ likes, as far as my conscious memory recalls. 😆☺️

[@anmoldani6258]

Chutiye

[@anmoldani6258]

He's been doing comedy for 8 years... and still His content is underrated... 😂😂😂 you know Why Because it's actually under rated 😂

[@theprovocateur24]

Dude. Believe me, this guy is overrated af

[@theprovocateur24]

@Vinsmoke Sanji 🙌🙌

[@calmlycalloff2786]

Underrated because he calls spade a spade and that's what so many can't digust and see.

[@priyankavats2241]

Love the way u conduct the show so flawlessly.

[@factz1011]

3:16 is he roasting Salt bae 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anuj8825]

*Parle striked this video on copyright grounds.*

[@theprovocateur24]

They should. This video is an assault on all good standup comics out there. Comedy dies a little every time weirdass gets on stage

[@anmoldani6258]

@@theprovocateur24 😂😂😂 True

[@dOVERanalyst]

No, they sent tons of free biscuits as gratitude to Vir. See his insta

[@SG-pc4sv]

@@theprovocateur24 "weirdass" 🤣🤣🤣

[@browngirlproblems4294]

@@theprovocateur24 right coz the guy who's best insult is 'weirdass' can do better😂😂 (no hate jut truth)

[@creatureofhabit7049]

Me: Did you upload Vir's standup Netflix: Yes but actually no.

[@thatsinteresting7041]

*ParleG stocks went up 3000% after this clip was released*

[@umesh4548]

The moment he said Parle-G, it reminded me of the half packet i had kept in the morning and now I'm having it..thank you broski😂👍

[@daisyday101]

He stole the moment and my heart when he said “parle-G is the greatest biscuit in the world “ .

[@fakesake1928]

Anybody realized that the set is synchronizing with story even the light's of chair😯

[@Manaseth07]

We always used to keep a Parle-G on our school bag 😂 Really it's not only a kind of biscuit but lot of memories !

[@aashaydabli9013]

If u can talk about a fu*ing biscuit like this, u are a genius. Hats off 👏

[@jigneshshetye9702]

Nobody When somebody mentioned Radhika Apte Madam's name Netflix:- You are cool!

[@lifeistolive1617]

Parle-G has best ads... My good old childhood memories! 😍

[@aaquila4668]

The Fair & Lovely Cream is now Glow & Lovely! Can't believe right??

[@Arya-cs7kj]

I was eating Parle-G before watching this vedio, with tea. I over-dipped three of them in an attempt to scope one with the other. 😂😂

[@himanshuraj1874]

For anyone searching: Hors d'oeuvres are appetizers or starters in European cuisine.

[@prabhaskumarmohanty5910]

Angrez spotted😂😂

[@WoSarvatraHain]

@@prabhaskumarmohanty5910 Not Angrez. Sounds French.

[@prabhaskumarmohanty5910]

@@WoSarvatraHain 😁😁😁😁..we are so indian that any European food except Italian categorized as "angrez"

[@nishchaysachdeva3117]

It's a french word

[@ayeshajahan1291]

Thanks 😂😂😂 u saved me a trip to google

[@Ashallmusica]

Those freedom shots were so dizzy 😂 still feel it

[@aimxnvn_x_geness4998]

That's one hell of a Sit-down comedy here! Amazing Vir,you smashed it.

[@rapzinofficial342]

This guy has the darkest joke ever, but I laughed bcz am not fair and lovely

[@ShauryaAMehta]

“Its like an edible Mumbai road” LMAO 😅😂☔️

[@lifeistolive1617]

The setting is damn amazing! 😍

[@dinodiminnie7276]

0:00 that's the reason now they changed to glow and lovely So,Not to be rasist

[@hemang10]

That Parle-G dipping joke is so old...still the audience laughed on it and vir added a special element of marie biscuits which is just amazing😂

[@codmlover6008]

This was some hillarious intelligent comedy. Loved it from Pakistan ❤️🇵🇰🇮🇳

[@thomasnelson5758]

"They fall out of their bed into pathos" has to be the funniest expression I've ever heard. Lmfao

[@loveself4948]

He nailed everything literally and royally....😀👌

[@sachintendulkar2437]

Run down in aangan, where our feet got burnt a bit. 😢 Nostalgia stricks

[@zaryabdbz2000]

Woa he's really refined his standup... Feels fresh as ever

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

That description of what an aangan is, was just pitch perfect! I grew up my entire childhood thinking how I could have had my own room if the aangan didn't exist.

[@madhavsanap6690]

This is so lit. Setting is mind blowing. Sit down comedy was awesome.

[@thebrownengine9222]

Try Parle-g with water. Just try it once. You'll love it.

[@rohankubasad1821]

I had, I tastes good and little cold may be bcoz of glucose in it..

[@ashishagarwal495]

which one? the water or the biscuit

[@asyncxeno]

So I mixed like 10 biscuits with the water and tried it. 10/10 would recommend everybody

[@thebrownengine9222]

@@ashishagarwal495 depends on the initial ratio

[@ghatakghatak5888]

I already have its great

[@sujeetkujur4196]

Till 90's every product was original, now quality has declined in every sense.

[@ayeshajahan1291]

That is so true

[@abhijay_]

Yeah

[@kaneabd1217]

Yep bro you are spot on

[@satyamjha3208]

Privatisation you know😉

[@famousbowl9926]

Yuppp! Those circus animal cookies! Nasty af now!

[@shik00017]

This is the most beautiful comedy set I've ever seen! Vir Das rocks!

[@InspiringYoungLady]

A cookie is just an overrated biscuit with low self esteem 😂 As an African I fully agree about every thing that was said about Parle-G ! No marketing needed, price was surprisingly affordable and the taste was addictive !

[@Common_Myths]

Parle G used to be great earlier now quality has declined a lot.

[@ramishkhan1862]

Mybe you its bcoz we all aged a little.

[@Common_Myths]

@@ramishkhan1862 Bro, it used to be darker in color and was more crispier plus you could fill your stomach in 5 rupees packet with one or two biscuits left.

[@bharathkayyar2082]

@@Common_Myths thats wat he said. We got old and our tummy got bigger and wanted varieties...

[@cinnamonsquash]

@@bharathkayyar2082 exactly, with new chocolates or biscuits coming out we have adapted to its taste and the older ones are fading or alreadt faded

[@BharatJadhav-tz2vk]

Surely something has changed but we also don't eat parle g anymore as we are exposed to more brands

[@mayukhchanda5805]

"Overweight cookie with low self-esteem"- 😂😂😂😂😂🌊🏊

[@prasadandre5700]

Why does his jokes are such a perfect ones❤❤❤❤❤

[@medha204]

Oh my god!!! U are just truly awesome..!!♥️♥️

[@santwanaroy3279]

I love the set 😍

[@rajeevanand17]

Feels like a full GK Class with humour and fun. Nice setup, great delivery. A paisa wasool session, even after watching for free!!

[@naeaf]

This is the best.. I have watched this so many times

[@shubhammourya7887]

Thats perfection ❤️

[@RKarekar]

"The one who holds the biscuit gets to tell the story"

[@amanjain3972]

The next thing i did was searched for vir das channel. LEGENDRY.

[@vedasree]

Very much impressed with the content 😀the guy, crowd and the set especially I wonder why KZbin suggested this one after 3 years after watching 100s of shows

[@lobelyshj3509]

Tremendous🙏

[@Mdsaif-hg5zw]

B cuz...g maane.. Genius.😂😂😂

[@sachintendulkar2437]

Vir das is the most intelligent comedian now a days. He can make a joke on literally anything and no one get offended (that too in most offensive country in world)

[@santhosh_se5476]

People are getting offended..

[@Kashish.Babbar]

Love this guy he’s so cool and amazing

[@nishikamishra2570]

Fun fact: I still love Parle-G 😂😂

[@srirajdellxps121]

Everyone loves parle g

[@farazhasan5712]

And u remind me of my childhood in Patna ❤️❤️❤️

[@riyajat8934]

He's just such a smart comedian

[@shubhamsneh4592]

He has such good writing man.

[@muhammadjunaid7326]

Being Pakistani i literally know the feel how he cancelled the woos against Pakistan winning the only cup with hatred hatred!

[@unsatisfiedsoul4709]

22 likes and no comment I knew i have to give one.

[@muhammadjunaid7326]

@@unsatisfiedsoul4709 people hardly talk on such topics, calmly!

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

:(

[@scstudios430]

me too

[@browngirlproblems4294]

true

[@mickyman753]

The mumbai rode joke just made this standup on a another level

[@hardikkatiyar7409]

Watching it while having ParleG and a cup of tea😂😂😂 (Edit:- thanks Netflix for the reply🥰)

[@NetflixIndiaOfficial]

Cheers!

[@bamasutradhar9918]

Amazing yaar really amazing True stories of our childhood

[@gitanjalli]

Now the first thing that I am going to do when I reach my kitchen is to eat a Parle-G and dunk it in Tea.Ah the cravings!!

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Wow.☕😊😊😊😊😊

[@mightyg.t.g2529]

saw this entire set in chennai live in 2019!,Felt very lucky

[@avadheshyadav5269]

Cool Brother

[@jakejones6481]

5:50 His hands move aggresively fast.

[@unique2643]

That end when he said : "That's how you make marie biscuits.."!😆🤣

[@shilpac1829]

Such talent man....❤

[@riyabagwe444]

For the fact that today I ate parle G with Chai makes this so relatable

[@kkTechhack]

I'm eagerly waiting for his *GO GOA GONE 2* 😍 😍

[@deepanshusharma76]

Great set and great performance by Vir Das

[@shuchitajain665]

Enjoyed it thoroughly