Why People Are Mocking the New M&Ms Characters

[@Drarack]

She's in heaven with 90's Lola Bunny now

[@benworth3521]

I was getting furious waiting for some mention of Mars’ connection to child slavery in west Africa. The mascot rebrand is obviously meant to distract from this.

[@aidanmallon9879]

No proof; for all we know, it could’ve just been an unfortunate coincidence that people finding out about it soon after the rebrand

[@UkiMalefu]

I never had a favorite color, they all taste the same, they're candy, you eat them

[@renegade2766]

This reads like some haiku and it's poetic yet grounded

[@essdii8371]

"Miserable Non-Binary Candy" 😂😂😂

[@Jvk1166z]

i didnt give a shit about them before, seeing as they're soulless corporate mascots for a company that constantly and deliberately does evil shit all the time, and i still dont care. the changes still offend me on the grounds of it being obvious corporate pandering, but thats about it.

[@Balmarog]

Fun fact- Tucker Carlson only drinks with food mascots. Not by choice, no real people want to be in his company.

[@GeorgeeWBush]

im not gonna think about society when snacking on m&ms

[@Chamelionroses]

It is weird how some are so concerned with what shoes m&ms wear ...and not about eating them being sentient life forms. Lol

[@Chamelionroses]

Guess fetish fap thing is an issue for some on this?

[@KnowYourMeme]

What are your thoughts on the character makeover?

[@MxPotato84]

Better. Those that are whining about the change needs to get help.

[@LazarheaD]

I can't fap to this!

[@iamaphantom6905]

@@MxPotato84 Why? There was so much personality before.

[@Vhs.dreams]

@@MxPotato84 Nah old was definitely better. I'm not whinning about it because I have a life, but it's true

[@evilinterpol]

Getting upset about a candy being less attractive is top derangement.

[@ReverendReverb]

Fr

[@Esperologist]

I wasn't fond of the personifications anyway... but the change seems pointless to me. If they truly felt the change was worthy, they would do it without making an announcement.

[@MrVeniceking]

Where is the out of the closet gay m&m?

[@gdash1996]

About to be all of them, changes like this is only to satisfy that type

[@toddprifogle7381]

I want my good old m&m back

[@imNOTthatimportant]

"while looking at fictional personified candy morsels" Why does it sound like you're reading someone's search history...

[@Vaginetta]

I came for Lisa Rinna M&M. I left happy because I got to see Brown and Green

[@HufflinPuffs]

Omg. It’s just candy. Wish people would be up in arms about things that matter, not something they haven’t thought about in years.

[@John_C_J]

First world problems.

[@jeanettelori1439]

Can't people just enjoy comedy?

[@cheesecakebunny2002]

I feel a same thing bro😑

[@HT.100]

I don't get it. SJWs screeching about picoaggressions is a-ok but tucker can't criticise a placating move?

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

It's that Tucker is massively overreacting to something that is minorly cringe at best, and makes it clear that he whacks off to some weird shit. Like, I don't care what you do in your spare time, but don't air it on national television dude.

[@Rianexe-jf7kw]

Why would someone care about the m&m mascots?

[@thechosenone729]

America.

[@Trip_koLng]

Ungiggity

[@StandAgainstTheCartels]

In this original commercial, green is just wearing sneakers kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIu5p2dul5WsqKM . Whole thing is dumb.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

I'm pretty sure that's not what people are referring to since you can't wear heels at the gym

[@EricTheKartoonKing]

I mean, this has to be a new career low for Carlson, right? This “professional” “journalist” just wasted 10 minutes on public tv whining about cartoon candy characters not being cool enough. It’s that’s not a pathetic level of commitment to a very specific agenda, idk what is.

[@NeilCrouse99]

I can absolutely see the eye-rolling aspect of something seemingly ridiculous as changing the sexiness of a candy. From a psychological point of view, However, if you're trying to change the zeitgeist of a social norm, it will take small, sometimes seemingly ridiculous incremental changes for things to change in the long term. JMO

[@samon53]

Abolish all marketing for sweets and other unhealthy products they don't need to be marketed in the first place. This only furthers the obesity epidemic.

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

Now that's just way overreacting.

[@Hue_Hue_Coyotl]

369 damn you fine

[@Antizio]

go woke go broke

[@gdash1996]

Its stupid

[@wawatchdog89]

1984

[@UkiMalefu]

I never had a favorite color, they all taste the same, they're candy, you eat them