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[@jeffhatcher6585]

My wife never wears makeup and rarely has, and after 30 years she’s as beautiful as the day we married. ❤❤❤

[@g.strobl4458]

I maintain that makeup is just not good for your skin, generally speaking.

[@tommunyon2874]

In high school back in the 1960s I took an interior design class. There was only one other boy in the class. I got more than an education in interior design. Even though I had five sisters, I never heard a group of girls express themselves so frankly. They were just out there with it. That is what Sarah reminds me of.

[@Chahlie]

Yes, leaving school is exactly like leaving an abusive family.... :)

[@pr0xZen]

Mmmh, I can't really eat that. With family there's deep and serious obligation, as a child there's explicit legal control over your legacy, there's supposed to be thr pinnacle of inherent interpersonal trust, and there's usually some degree of deep familiar love under and intrinsically intertwined within the relationships where that abuse occurs. These are some of the major reasons why family abuse and the trauma of it tend to dig in a lot deeper emotionally, psychologically and intimately, and take a lot more time and work to properly process. By this I certainly do not suggest bullying and abuse at school can't get increasingly severe and traumatizing; It's been decades since I finished school and I still know and remember that far more intimately than I care to. IMO what makes family abuse potentially so much worse, is what those incredibly essential relationships _are *supposed"_ to be and provide, which most whom experience this have no ability or opportunity to seek a safe and healthy substitution for.

[@cliverussell5344]

Sarah, you are brilliant and brighten my day up. please don't stop being you

[@massatube]

She's annoying

[@thebestwillow]

I really hope she did send Lynn the dvd.

[@lizd9082]

Sarah you are pure therapy to me!!!!! Xx

[@Cobbmtngirl]

Right on Sarah. I’m 65 & don’t wear makeup. Haven’t since high school. The real you is beautiful!

[@AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos]

I just love this woman, she's absolutely brilliant across the board. Bless your cotton socks Sarah! 👏🏼🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟😊

[@anncarroll2204]

You are so right about that bullying woman. What a piece of work. You go girl ❤from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪

[@debn6347]

Absolutely fantastic, Sarah! Thank you beautiful woman! Much love from Canada ❤❤❤

[@user-ih7js1gi7s]

So happy i stumbled across this brilliant comedian on, about, 6 panel shows lol. Always keeps me laughing and can't wait for more

[@ectofreeze1661]

I close my eyes and I can hear Mrs. Doubtfire firing off rapid jokes! This lady is a treasure.

[@blatherskite9601]

Sarah Millican - the best-looking, interesting and most attractive woman on TV.

[@blatherskite9601]

I love her voice, too!

[@benstephenson9732]

Here here!!!

[@melanytodd2929]

YES❣❣❣❣❣

[@melanytodd2929]

And SO FUNNY ❣🤣

[@thebitch9224]

No

[@hagancs]

Fricking Glorious!

[@majsmarken118]

Following you from Denmark. I absolutely love your shows and your way of saying your opninion 👍👍👍

[@benstephenson9732]

We both applauded the bit about the DVD. In bed. Love this beautiful human.

[@Fluentinsupply]

Wish I had this in my 20s ❤

[@jamiebrown-nugent9120]

Pretty sure you just made it to the top of my list, favorite comedienne ever! 😂

[@petervrabcak5597]

Brilliant and thank you so much, Sarah

[@pirobot668beta]

Best revenge is success.

[@user-cr3fz8lz2i]

Go Sarah!!! I told a lady in a large department store in the US “My wife doesn’t need those war paints!” We were young and newly married…still married after 41 years!

[@angelacornell8660]

How to keep a man , I don’t need to know, he is contractually obligated ❤❤❤😅

[@brianperry]

Just watched you on a Sunday morning, hilarious way to start the day

[@cherylcarlson3315]

My 50th HS anniversary is coming up, haven't kept contact with a single one of the 430. Will go and just watch and judge them as the nerdy, quiet one who right hooked the principals son after 3 warnings. Don't reckon many of the twats are still alive.

[@meganaspden7771]

Love this thank you!

[@viffviffer9804]

The wave gag was fcking hilarious

[@cristina-templefrazier4219]

Never saw this bit before today, and now I love her more than I did before

[@judyloukides]

I have to agree about Special K cereal. It's like eating a bowl full of communion wafers.

[@deborahpayne9250]

You make me smile everyday. Keep up the great work.

[@popsfursmurf]

Absolutely lovely.

[@kathyblack6651]

Well said flower!!!!!! Love you darlin, you always make me smile and laugh!!!!!❤

[@MorganHyde-ie5ru]

Love this.

[@Nemuimori]

I wish I could hold down the thumbs up and have it keep registering more and more likes

[@lindavenport9788]

I needed to watch this today. I got turned 'round about being fabulous....thank you so much...luv ya from CT, USA

[@DeidreL9]

I bet you’re beautiful! We are fabulous🤗Hi from Australia😊

[@gingergirl8797]

Absolutely adore you. You make me laugh so hard that I almost...wee....me self.

[@msowdal]

You're the best !!

[@joelbrown3479]

BEAST MODE BRAVO 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@FlossontheMill]

Thank you Sarah. I needed you and your humour today. You make me smile 😁 and laugh 🤣 every time I listen to you. Best standup ever.

[@dimitriosefstratiadis5117]

Love from Australia❤

[@francesarbour7161]

You make my day!!❤ Hello from Canada!🇨🇦

[@nispen]

No bs. Women are all glorious. Off to a good start

[@margaretbrock2278]

I had thigh gaps all my life. Imagine my surprise when at age 78 I discovered that thigh gaps are now a thing.

[@jessegee179]

Just YES! 👏👏👏

[@meikereuter3924]

You are a treasure❤

[@sarahbass6116]

I’ll say it now …….again ! Just f-king love this woman.

[@loricrane5315]

Brilliant

[@cremebrulee4759]

So funny!

[@max-andrewmcmillan4235]

she is so good

[@tracy5736]

You are such a motivator to me. I'm just an ordinary person and quite a while ago I realized that is totally ok! 😊 There are plain but wondergul people, and beautiful but nasty ones. I love that you believe that we should all try to be happy in our own skins.

[@user-km4rm5hx2x]

😂😂 Right on sister, order clothes a size or two on line, they don't look at you funny.

[@audradecker1437]

An opportunity to wave!!!! 😉

[@woodlandlady7011]

Fabulous

[@thedavegtoo]

Good gags 🤣

[@robleary3353]

Just saying it as it is!. 🤣

[@haroldconover5221]

I have a hard time understanding her. But what I do understand. She's funny as hell 🤣 😂 😅

[@ebethlouise2201]

Yeah I gotta slow it down

[@unseelie63]

Sarah Millican:Fucking awesome

[@sallywillis1448]

You are ALWAYS beautiful!

[@Debbie-henri]

I used to wear a bit of make up when going out to nightclubs as a teen and in my early 20's. Most of the time, however, it was pointless. Make up doesn't suit a career in gardening (I've seen girls try, but it really doesn't. We didn't have so much waterproof make up back then, and a quick rain shower would soon turn you into Alice Cooper). Once I'd grown out of my nightclub stage, I didn't bother with make up at all, because I wanted a man who wanted me as I am, and not a mask. And I'm still married to him after 30 years (his was the 5th marriage proposal, so that was 4 others who weren't worried about make up, and one of them was a millionaire at a time when it meant something. So, not all men are shallow and only interested in beauty. The pressure to ratchet your hair back, coat yourself in orange boot polish, and paint a pair of man brows above your eyes is all over the internet right now. Honestly, we'd have laughed at anyone like that in the 80's.

[@lyndaparry5050]

Still do

[@kajae7450]

i fuckin luv her

[@GenZMother]

When did Sarah start talking in 2 x speed? 😂I had to change the playback speed to 0.75!

[@michellec3100]

What is rickets?

[@craigbeddoes405]

Amazing woman. God I love a nerd

[@Hairball786]

❤

[@PP266]

What a woman!

[@denpobedy7881]

you rule

[@onemercilessming1342]

I quit wearing makeup at age 45. I let my hair go silver...yes, silver. I let the natural curl have free rein. My grandchildren love that I look like a grandma. I've got extra money to spend on my family because I don't have to support the cosmetic industry anymore.

[@Merip1214]

You indeed DON'T need makeup to go shopping

[@marcod5027]

But, when you send back clothes they'll burn them. Better buy 2nd hand

[@alanblakemore6548]

😂😂😂BRILLIANT COMEDIAN 😅😅😅😅😅

[@gypsylaine4515]

Love this woman!

[@simonlunt353]

Sarah l think you are great you make me laugh but I will say this I think you are a beautiful woman you’re man is a lucky man to have you as his lady

[@TheDaragh]

I would live to see her and Celeste Barber together.

[@amethyst2566]

Who else REALLY WANTS TO KNOW what the undereye looking tired make to is!!!! 🙋‍♀️

[@ekspatriat]

Why thef does the f word get blanked when elsewhwere its everywhere?

[@Malegys]

The trend in Glorifying Obesity isn't clever, but she is funny.

[@aoibhg1211]

I love Sarah, she is a star and her stand up is the best. But you bleeping out words just makes it so annoying. It is a huge part of her show, and you taking it out makes it less of what it is. I will have to go to a different channel to watch the sketch, because it not satisfying...

[@donnamcnair6730]

Why

[@harrietscott214]

"Promo sm"

[@shad885]

$$$$$$$$$

[@mangarang]

No straight man expects the average woman to look like a magazine model. They just wish they did. Difference between wish and expectation.

[@yippee8570]

Why censor some words and then leave the rest? What's that all about?

[@JJONNYREPP]

WEATHER FOR THE WEEK AHEAD 09-02-24 UK WEATHER FORECAST - Tomasz Schafernaker

[@kellysouter4381]

Lot of swearing.

[@ChristineKelly1000]

It’s 2024 not 1424.

[@danherrmann8755]

I have trouble understanding her. She talks so fast. It turns into jibberish. Sorry. I will try again.

[@ChristineKelly1000]

American flower?

[@guywithpaddle]

You can set replay speed to .75 speed in Settings.

[@kmbrlee6946]

You could try turning on the captions, too. 😊

[@rosemaryallen2128]

Don't bother. She used to be amusing, but now she substitutes swearing and vulgarity for humour.

[@johnberry1107]

Who buys womens magazines?

[@helgaioannidis9365]

Doctors. They always lay around in their waiting rooms.

[@AnUrbanGypsy]

Dentists.

[@gavinboot4810]

Woman,,so beautiful when trim and svelt,,so hideous when tubs of lard,,

[@rdl8878]

She’s hilarious but she doesn’t need to use the f-bomb so much.

[@kevanmccaffrey8513]

Painful

[@jancorsten1903]

Is this something from the Kremlin ?

[@PtolemyJones]

Thigh gap isn't about skinny thighs, it's about the thickness of that bit in-between them...

[@viffviffer9804]

Head gap is the thickness of the head

[@judycroteau482]

Mansplaining thigh gap is unnecessary and not a good look. 🤦‍♀️ Please go back to your video games and leave the grownups to enjoy Sarah. Thank you.

[@PtolemyJones]

@@judycroteau482 shouldn't use words you don't understand.

[@judycroteau482]

@@PtolemyJones You shouldn’t say things when nobody asked for your opinion.

[@PtolemyJones]

@@judycroteau482 and no one asked for your irrelevant reply. At least my comment has a point. If you don't like comments, don't read them.

[@angelasnyder2855]

Could certainly do without the foul language.

[@slugnaholowaa7406]

What is she talking about? I just watched half of this and I'm still wondering what's funny?

[@joesphbegley3088]

She thinks crudity is comedy.

[@reesemorgan2259]

The comedy is there. People are laughing because they identify with her. I can't say I laughed out loud, but I did smile to myself. You just find the swearing objectionable. Most people in Britain swear a lot. It's not the greatest habit but as the yanks say...it is what it is. She's just being herself.

[@Silverhornet81]

Brilliant