Why School Drills Are Useless.

[@awsomesause42]

Finally the crossover we needed joe and degen

[@Rockk9999]

Exactly bro. God has finally answered our prayers

[@applejuice8565]

Thought I was the only one who wanted this lmao

[@JackDeSilver]

Loved him since 200k I’ve always wanted this

[@FBI049]

@@Rockk9999 fr

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

He's reacted to him before

[@sergeantg]

My school has a three step process which is Run- if the person is not near the classroom, Hide- If the person is too close to the classroom, and Fight if they are in the room or are trying to get in. The hiding part is not just lock the door and curl up in a corner though, the teachers are trained to block the door with desks and stuff... I'd say its a pretty good technique, and wonder why it isn't implemented in every school.

[@arph100]

it’s so fcked that schools actually have to do drills like these what is wrong with some people

[@notawamen2311]

yea in canada they put shutters over the windows if they have them, but they tell us to fight

[@jjluck-smith9102]

@@arph100 Bullies🤷‍♂️. And our society that focuses on popularity and shuns the outcasts. When you break someone to where they have nothing to lose, school shootings happen

[@KatR264]

In the UK our government restricted access to guns after Dunblane in 1996, so we've never had these drills. Some sporting, muzzle-loading, and historic guns are still legal but most are not (apart from in Northern Ireland). That said, the official advice to students in the 1960s was that if a nuclear b**b was dropped on their school they should duck-and-cover under their desks!

[@cedrix1482]

In my school , you close the door turn off lights and each student hkde under the desk , its like if we do that , we become invisible .

[@no.longer.aproxioi]

I love degen and joe so much, I’m so glad they did a crossover

[@Donye.Swinton]

1. Not a crossover. Just a reaction 2. He has reacted to him before

[@applegod1964]

@@Donye.Swinton shut up stop commenting on everything

[@Donye.Swinton]

@@applegod1964 bros mad I’m stating facts

[@AGuyWithAnOpinion]

bro u are so right

[@snide_ttk]

When he talked about how its not like a tornado will jump over the school - that’s actually very possible and common, tornados jump :)

[@hajidle]

No they don't bruh

[@snide_ttk]

@@hajidle they do… it’s not technically “jumping” but they skip, they’ll be hitting the floor and then retract up a little then go back down

[@snide_ttk]

@@hajidle literally a quick google search my guy

[@hajidle]

@@snide_ttk yeah but I wanted to be wrong

[@toxic_tomb1238]

The joe bart and degen crossover was unexpected

[@rayraygames13]

Yea

[@Donye.Swinton]

1. Not a crossover 2. He’s reacted to him before

[@willwalter5188]

@@Donye.Swinton 🤓

[@SmartCoder-fm3jb]

On god bro

[@Donye.Swinton]

@@willwalter5188 mad im stating facts?

[@tonysteiner4013]

the most recent tornado drill i had was early november and i remember sitting in that annoying tuck position and the teachers were telling us we had to stop talking and i said “oh what is the tornado gonna hear us” and the whole class erupted

[@jed2706]

Do I have permission to use that next time I have a tornado drill

[@tonysteiner4013]

@@jed2706 yea go for it

[@anglepsycho]

"Oh no! The tornado is gettin cranky now that we said it stinks like a motherfucker, get the bullet vests!"

[@TeamGrimm07]

It’s probably so everyone can hear instructions but it is pretty stupid

[@ussarizona2201]

@@TeamGrimm07 instructions: announcement, go into hallway, get into position, and shut up even if you’re whispering for no reason that’s apparent. Also it’s easy to get everyone’s attention so I don’t know.

[@justjustin5798]

I think it's funny how the editor just gives up on censoring him like 5 minutes into the video💀 ( edit: YALL LOOK AT THE REPLIES I KNOW ITS FOR ALGORITHM)

[@silkypaws420]

Ikr omg

[@nahfam360]

it's just for the YT algorithm, if it detects certain words within the first 30secs to 2mins of the video, it will flag it and affect ads

[@vergilcool]

I thinks that the new policy of yt algorithm that they announced the beginning of 2023

[@oldarthurmorgan6319]

Yall say this every video 😂

[@nataliakiseleve5606]

@@oldarthurmorgan6319 fr

[@He11oFace]

Ok, so hear me out. When I was in Elementary school there was a real fire. (Which was ironic because it was the week the alarm was not working) So our principal came on the intercom and said "This is not a drill, there is a fire in the 2nd grade hallway" and ong, my teacher just told us to RUN. There was 20 3rd graders running for their LIVES at that point. I had seen a class come straight out of the smoke it was crazy. (I put more effort into remembering this and writing it then my essays)

[@Me-vc2dm]

Omg

[@Cyberwatch-yv8su]

This is 🔥

[@Moongirlgacha_roblox6643]

This girl is on fire!!!🔥

[@goldenrain4402]

2:16 a good amount of windows in my high school and multiple new schools around me have extremely durable windows to the point where smashing them with metal chairs may not be enough to crack them.

[@OkOk-ip5lg]

Because they’re bulletproof

[@BanMurnerReal]

What if you throw that chair at it at over 100 mph?

[@goldenrain4402]

@@OkOk-ip5lg I know, I guess I should of said something that blunt, but those windows are still more durable than what he is thinking of.

[@danilapolesciuk4316]

Then open the window

[@goldenrain4402]

@@danilapolesciuk4316 no windows in my school manually open...

[@Lol-jo3ml]

My teacher has actually told me that the reason we do that in a tornado drill is because if the school gets destroyed they can easily find all the bodies in one area-

[@nigglerdigger]

bro wha💀💀💀

[@cameron8529]

well sure, but the odds of a school getting destroyed by a tornado are extremely low. most tornadoes would do close to nothing to a school. and if a tornado did do damage, it would be safest to do what you do in drills. EF5 tornadoes are probably the only ones that would level a school completely, and the last EF5 in the entire world happened 11 years ago

[@zanehughes5713]

Our school had a really bad kitchen fire and the fire alarm was pulled tbh every one was pretty calm and remembered the drill

[@sillerdays9831]

0:05 this is scary

[@charliefriedman7261]

I love how the editor gives up editing out the curse words after two minutes EVERY TIME, WITHOUT FAIL. But on a real note, keep it up, love the vids Edit: Wow, 97 likes. I’ve never had more than 5 before, this is crazy Edit: OMG 121 likes!!!

[@nahfam360]

it's just for the YT algorithm, if it detects certain words within the first 30secs to 2mins of the video, it will flag it and affect ads

[@joseph2652]

@@nahfam360 fr bruh KZbin comments are fucking stupid

[@B1uUK]

Because the first 2 mins can get the video demonetised over small things like swearing

[@BanMurnerReal]

@@B1uUK so if I post family friendly content in a vid that lasts over 2 minutes, and then I start showing gore, everything will be fine?

[@philswift6135]

@@BanMurnerReal obviously not you cant put that on youtube

[@Crazy_Alex_7667]

When the school drill comes in clutch with a perfect timing

[@chadmcphail607]

One day my shop teacher was like “we’re gunna arm ourselves with weapons” and bro whipped out a wrench 😭😭

[@ROA-Ball162]

I know I am a year late but LMAOOOOOOO

[@annieh.5049]

i went to an all girls middle school in 8th grade & they had this code for if there was an intruder, it was like “can sister mary please come to the office” or something like that. thought it was really smart but apparently it was against the school board rules & they had to change it

[@Alright281]

Nun academy 👰‍♀️what

[@kaleytooley2020]

The censors aren’t it, half of joes dictionary is cuss words

[@cinnamonzzzzz]

It’s for the youtube algorithim

[@kaleytooley2020]

@@cinnamonzzzzz I know but they are so loud, it gets annoying hears BLEEP every two seconds

[@steezyian]

@@kaleytooley2020 then don’t watch the first two minutes of the video! simple

[@grantslater861]

Unfortunately he’s not gonna make any money if it isn’t bleeped for like the first minute or whatever it is.

[@FilthJ3rrold]

@@kaleytooley2020 what an interesting thing to complain about

[@patrickmccarty8266]

My school doesnt do the corner thing anymore we talked about escape routes and how to fight back.

[@Jeanette08]

Schools also think they can't even hear the announcement like💀💀💀💀

[@AntB10.]

oh my lordy degenerocity and joe bart. an absolute masterpiece

[@abbyshabbby]

In my senior year of high school (2021), our fire drills changed, whenever the fire alarm (when we had planned drill they would set it off) went off we had to WAIT and just sit in class like everything was fine until the teachers got a notification on their phone and the app was ass half the time it didn't even work so we had to wait with the fire alarm blaring until admin finally realized the app wasn't working, it happened multiple times lol, this was all because they were afraid a school shooter would pull the fire alarm to get ppl out of the classrooms. Also, we had A.L.I.C.E. school shooter drills. Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate. It ended up being all of us just fucking around talking about how we would beat the fuck out of a school shooter.

[@dnia-]

ohh yeah they do that at my school where we have to wait like 5 mins before we can evacuate cuz a shooter once lured kids out by pulling a fire alarm.

[@harlomints7727]

@@dnia-nicholas cruz

[@iBridgee]

Joe B never disappoints us with his content!

[@LegoHunter3002]

as a minnesotan student the drills we have are extreme weather (blizzards, tornados, etc), earthquake, lockdown, lock drill(lock doors but resume class like normal). Surprisingly we dont do bomb threat drills, although my school had a threat last year so half of the kids didnt show up.

[@hihihihihisss]

I live in MN aswell! I’ve never had a blizzard drill tho

[@LegoHunter3002]

@@hihihihihisss it was mostly just an inside joke between everyone at my school

[@Groggle7141]

7:40 Movies have warped our minds. Humans can’t travel through regular vents

[@lonewolf0712]

In my high school we heard about a tornado on the ground near us so we all went to the library since it was the center of the school and pretty much just sat there and accepted the fact if it hits us we are just done for. I think some people thought I was psychotic because rather than panicking with others I was sat at a table reading my Bible. The way I saw it is I didn't fear death and might as well read the Bible after I got through praying. I think some people saw me different after that, realizing I was one of the only ones who wasn't terrified about it.

[@_BlackKnight]

W

[@owench2488]

blud aint allat

[@harlomints7727]

ok @lonewolf0712 LMAOO

[@Bigplayslay-sw8ky]

Bro these are the 2 funniest KZbinrs I’ve been waiting for this crossover

[@robot4268]

My school just “locks down” and tells us to hide. I had a intruder drill in our gym once, I just went in the supply closet with all the spots stuff, and found a screwdriver

[@ryfyyt171]

Bruh i love degen and joe. This is too good.

[@evancundiff6038]

The best way I could think of would be to only tell the teachers on where to hide escape etc. so if the shooter is a kid in the class they won’t know but if they issue an emergency the teacher can quickly explain what to do.

[@hallyspurs]

what if the shooter is a teacher?

[@SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato]

3:32 I think it'd be metalwork because there's a lot of heavy objects to barricade doors, and they have so many things you could use to defend yourself, also so many big machines to hide behind.

[@fluffygryffon153]

I live in Ottawa, Canada and I grew up doing regular lockdown drills, only I didn't think they were for shooters. Because I don't live in the states school shootings were not a thing I was worried about growing up. I can count on my hand the number of incidents this city has had in the last 30 years. They always made us think that lockdowns were in the event of an unwanted stranger somehow getting into the school, when in reality it's almost always a student or recent grad.

[@fluffygryffon153]

My school has a lot of issues with the fire alarms either going off on their own or being pulled for a very minor kitchen or lab incident (kitchen fire/ gas leak). They always tell us when it's a drill but 99% of the time the alarm got pulled was an accident or some dickhead kid. It might be real but we never run. We just take our phones and walk out into the snow.

[@Bighawmiegab]

i remember in elementary school, we used to always have lockdown drills and in 5th grade the alarm went off so we thought it was another teacher were all sitting there laughing and talking and stuff then it stops the day continues normally but at the end of the day they hand us a paper saying a girl entered the school trying to attack staff because her son was expelled and they just had us sit in class even though she most definitely knew there was school

[@ChefQuilava156]

I’m so happy to see Joe react to degen

[@lexinicholls40]

I remember in middle school the lunch ladies caught a plastic bag on fire and I saw it and someone yelled “FIRE” and bro I’ve never ran so fast. I literally jumped down the stairs 💀

[@elijahfriedline9381]

Joe and generosity??!?!? Let’s go

[@nxptune_0726]

Maybe for the real school lockdown plan, the teachers and head administrators can advice the same plan but at school tell the kids a fake plan, so if it actually happens then the teachers can quickly explain to the kids and lead them to the plan 😮

[@BandKidBambi]

That’s not gonna work, drills are things to be practiced, so teachers hastily telling a whole class a completely different plan than what they’ve been practicing, during an intense situation, would just lead to chaos.

[@Cavsliver]

Joe Bartolozzi AND Degenerocity, BIG W

[@ConnorUbetcha]

One time there was a school shooting drill/lockdown drill whatever you call it, needless to say the vice principal forgot to say the drill part. Bitch I was down the street so fast, I ran to my aunt’s house. Luckily I never got in trouble because the teacher and the rest of the class ran too. Edit: Should probably explain, every outer class has emergency exit doors.

[@cedrix1482]

Good thing my house is 2 min away from the school , like if any shooting happens , me and my friends are just safe there , like if we run it even takes a min or less

[@raptor-t9145]

We do “run, hide, fight” drills. If we can run; we can, if their near us, we hide. And if they come in we have every right to do anything against them.

[@sponge_5094]

We had stone walls when I went to school. And my teachers always said that they would push something in front of the door. One of my teachers told us he has golf clubs in his class room. They also told us they would tell us whether or not it was safe to leave. Most told us that if it was clear in that specific hall, we would be allowed to leave the school. The teachers would always say, “they would have to get through me to get to you all.” Even if they were the epitome of Noah In the Bible.

[@gnomewarlord7128]

In my school, the best place to be during a lockdown is the janitor’s closet because ours had access to the roof, the ceiling etc.

[@pebbble___]

my high school has an archery class, so if a school shooting happens, i’m running straight to that class if i can’t get out💀

[@BandKidBambi]

Your school is crazy I wanna go there

[@masterham2173]

You and degen are some of my favorite youtubers so this is W.

[@Martesart]

6:00 I'm not slow, I just have Asthma

[@niq309]

Finally joe reacts to degenerocity

[@camden9187]

3:45 best class has to be shop, there’s hammers, saws, screwdrivers etc

[@KatR264]

11:31 - If every kid in the school apart from those in the 'special assembly' knows, the kids in the 'special assembly' will find-out (either from overhearing, or from seeing them all head the same way) - then you've got a load of kids who may never have held weapons before all penned-in to one room and misfiring in the vague direction of the door! And if 1 non-streotypical one misses the assembly then they will know which one place everyone is trapped in! If the stereotype has an innocent brother/sister/cousin who wants to protect them and tells them what they missed then this also fails horrifically.

[@Ceezmemefn08]

That’s the tricky thing about school shootings you really can’t do much else except hide besides running out of the school if You have the opportunity and the shooter is not near you but if the shooters in the hall, you don’t have much other option except maybe run out the window or something or probably hide idk. Teachers will also say to fight back if they don’t have a gun or instead have a bat or something. One of my teachers has bug spray in her classroom bc it basically works as pepper spray if it gets in their eyes.

[@rebecca3647]

My high school had a b0mb threat, and the faculty had us all walk slowly to the football field. I think if there was an actual b0mb, everyone would've been screwed. And when it comes to fires, I've had some experience with fire incidents as an RA. Technically, the RAs are supposed to go to the first floor and get a card that tells us which door to hold open, then go to that door. I won't lie, during the actual fire incidents, I just tell every resident I pass by to get out of the building, and then I go to the closest door myself. And with tornado drills, the thought process is that 1) the hallways have fewer or no windows or other small objects that can be easily thrown around by a tornado and 2) getting closer to the ground should (hopefully) make it more difficult for strong winds to lift you up or knock you over

[@Chilzz_Z]

1:16 at this point you can tell what he’s saying lol

[@SpacePizzaMovies]

My school doesn’t make us sit in a corner, for drills we are allowed to hide anywhere as long as the teacher agrees it is a safe spot, and in case of a real situation there are exit routes (windows, closets that connect out to the hallway where an exit is, etc)

[@FirstnameLastname-rf8bf]

There was tornado warning and I was in the hospital. They wouldn't let me get out of bed, so they rolled us all into the hallway. It was crowded. Also made me laugh.

[@lol-ow5gw]

Bro u love degenorcity and joe collab it’s so funny

[@Aquaz0]

Joe when you mentioned bomb drill I was laughing only because my school got threatened with a bomb and we stayed a outdoor facility for two and a half hours and got out early 💀

[@ussarizona2201]

Yes tornado drills are done like that. We go in the hallways , make ourself as small at possible in that position, and stay away from windows if possible. This is coming from me who lives in Huntsville, Alabama. I used to not be scared while some were crying but now I understand sever weather it’s scarier especially because I live in Dixie Alley where tornadoes are very common. We’ve always been safe though. Also concrete/brick school.

[@elyace]

I live in Georgia and yeah I remember doing that all the time lol.

[@jacksonspitsfax4526]

once in 5th grade we had a shooter and no windows, I literally grabbed a staple and a big ol textbook and I was ready. I finally released how scary that was all these years later.

[@harlomints7727]

what school was it? i wonder if it got any media coverage

[@BackroomsVR1535]

Finally something relatable

[@Ok-_-719]

While I was watching this video, a greatest idea for a school lockdown drill came to my mind. What if in every classroom we have a hidden vent on the floors in the corners. Like the classrooms that have the floors are made up of these hard slabs have suction cups so that we can remove a slab that hides the secrets vent, and for the classrooms that have rug floors, you just pull the rug and then put it back in and have all the vents be big, and have those vents lead out the outdoors and have the school not telling anyone about this other than the staff so that the intruder doesn’t know about that.

[@travisrowlee5903]

Well you just told everybody so now the intruder knows

[@hallyspurs]

what if the intruder is a teacher and the kids will find out in the drills or will you have a fake drill?

[@BandKidBambi]

That is a good idea, but again, schools are broke

[@cappella264]

I feel like a way they could do SS escapes is have secret exits that only the teachers know about, Might have to change things after each time but it would work at least one time

[@reneel4187]

6:52 Carl Duty 💀

[@hollowboned-00]

They actually changed the school sh***** drills, well for my school anyways. lock the door and put as much stuff in front of the door to deny the shooter access from the room, we’re also supposed to stand scattered around the room holding something ready to attack and make as much noise as possible to try and overpower the sh***** as fast and as quickly as possible. And if you’re not inside a room you’re supposed to just run away from where the sh***** is at. Which in my opinion is miles better then sit behind dry wall and try and guess who the imposter is.

[@hogz1399]

I love how this comes out when yesterday there was actual fire at our school cuz some kid thought it was smart to put a hot pocket it the microwave for HALF AN HOUR

[@BandKidBambi]

💀

[@Grant_Sheppard]

I cannot believe how relatable this video is. And I 100% agree with the school shooting drills. I am fing dipping out of the school and running. I would wish my best of luck and would hope everyone survives, but I'm out of there.

[@Monroe262]

I love your content Joe keep doing what your doing

[@sofiaatienza7474]

You're**

[@LaeMM0]

Npc

[@eithanmiyu4776]

yessir

[@OfficialZsolks]

@@sofiaatienza7474 Actually he got it right, you got it incorrectly 💀

[@Skull_Admiral_Sam]

7:52 i'd honestly be in the vents but i'd scare the shooter by making weird noises and then making them sound aggressive as i bang on the vent door to try and get it open it'll be SO funny

[@zack.3501]

3:54 bros gon minecraft splash potion that shi

[@spicedapples3283]

Watching one of my favorite creators watch another one of my favorite creators is so fun

[@user_naaaaame]

1:32 so my schools from 5-9th get/got bomber threats monthly. we aint even have a drill. just had cops come to the school.

[@chewtea]

Best duo of all

[@helmetdude52]

Yes they are actually useless

[@p4tchPL]

3:03 (for reference my school has uniform) most annoying thing is that one teacher DURING fire drills screaming at students for not tucking their shirts in... DURING. cant even wait after the drill has ended. its so stupid because the dress code is really not that important when theres a FIRE

[@insertnamehere7765]

Once in school during lockdown drills my social studies teacher had a sword he was able to use for educational purposes

[@idkwhattodowiththischannel2275]

In southern Louisiana we can’t have basements AT ALL bc it floods and the only ones we have are WW2 Bomb shelters

[@sambergeson1886]

1:37 true though

[@GenericUsername1388]

As an African I can confirm we indeed do lockdown drills

[@C-moon352]

If the world were reverse roles in the 1800s: 5:45

[@AyVortex]

the amount of bleeping that is in this video is funny as hell😂😂😂

[@lol_4586]

Bro really thought we wouldn’t notice 5:35

[@Slushiegames1]

At my school there were doors leading to the outside in almost all the classrooms. So for all drills my plan was ditch the place

[@endslayer5133]

“Nick Kerr” By far the riskiest name to ever exist

[@Donye.Swinton]

Lmaooooo

[@keceti9606]

Parents knew what they doing💀

[@Deviousgoober23]

My friends uncle had a real school shooter and their teacher WAS A VETERAN, he had them doing a military protocol and he jumped the shooter

[@ashdppyt4810]

13:36 but it would still be better than what we do now

[@Mr3legsn2socks]

Never would I have thought Joe would be reacting to Degenerocity

[@AH64_APACHE_ATTACK_HELICOPTER]

8:20 what if they have a suppressor 💀💀💀

[@Pandafox4321]

Thanks for the idea that will help out a lot

[@grantarmstrong2968]

The major issue with the idea of running away during a lockdown is the fact that you are voluntarily running into the most visible, exposed part of the campus

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

Fire exit

[@Ely-p3g]

3:36 Weight training because and can grab a dumbbell and use it us a blut weapon

[@chriscortez8043]

7:22 got me laughing 😂

[@Bbcjl]

13:16= rah

[@Xface8]

Single file line in fire drills? Sure, we dont need a stampede. But man, I aint roasting out in the back waiting for Arnold and Ashley arguing over who's first. I'm jumping out the window.

[@El_Puchero]

Once we had a practice drill, no one, not even the teacher knew it was a test, i jumped out the window and ran away, I will do it again anytime

[@amattoo]

why are you lying

[@El_Puchero]

@@amattoo wtf im not lying

[@yungkai11ou72]

Our entire school has gotten use to fire alarms and no one notices and keeps going on, and we had a lockdown drill earlier today and we still didn’t take it serious, we more than likely would’ve died😂

[@WrestlingPlug]

0:14 steve kerr’s son is named nick

[@EliHockenberry129]

Ik

[@GoingCrazy4]

I personally know Steve Kerrs cousin

[@cynical7989]

but watch how confused the white kid that isn’t the shooter will be once he sees everyone simultaneously heading to the basement and putting on armor in sync

[@rachelsworld5922]

1:25 what drills?

[@danilapolesciuk4316]

School shooting

[@LynR.M.1378]

School shooter

[@AustinEx]

Active shooter

[@dari6336]

Lockdown

[@AsianKvDE]

He said “school shooting drills”

[@PercyRoberts-j9g]

Idk who makes these vids but I love how he talks through pics and vids

[@cjmason9629]

go to 7:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@BicirikBey]

2:04 Bro even my P.E. teacher was like "If this was a real lockdown we would run out the building."

[@qlipz29]

My comment is viral

[@scruffy2792]

Nope

[@7HE_V01D]

L like beggar

[@hafsat.a.7955]

My two favorite KZbinrs