Why There's No Such Thing As Aliens | James Gregory

James Gregory on aliens!
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[@corathekat1898]

The foreign aid line is classic!

[@AndrewVelonis]

Classic idiocy that is.

[@davidpowell6098]

I thought he would follow it up by saying we would have invaded them for their oil, too.

[@KNR6292]

I try to spread it around as much as i can. Its so perfect so funny so harmless

[@robertgoss4842]

One of the funniest and most original comics I have ever seen.

[@marycouvillion1135]

RIP James Gregory

[@shirleywinston80]

Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.

[@marycouvillion1135]

He was a class act! RIP Mr Gregory!

[@Chinwagger2024]

Very funny and there's a lot of truth in his humor.

[@jamesnewman8011]

I have lived in Arkansas my entire life and have never seen an alien spacecraft. I guess I should buy some hogs.

[@colelawrence9696]

Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.

[@jamesnewman8011]

@colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.

[@jdsbees3257]

I used to spend weekends in Los Angeles, the aliens are among us!

[@JamesBrown-si2lj]

He's a funny guy, but he speak alone of truth, great job James, need more people like you

[@dannysllrs]

Funny, funny how? He's here to amuse you? - Goodfellas

[@garryw.robertsmusicandmore2359]

Rest in Peace James Gregory; and thanks for all the laughs!

[@donmiddleton1378]

Aliens come here to make home movies of us to show their kids what happens when they don't eat their veggies or do their homework

[@mistergrandpasbakery9941]

And they didn't stop at Stuckey's! 😂

[@lonewolf2364]

James you da man.

[@debimooneyham1561]

I love this guy!

[@susanhuber1932]

You are right, we would be sending them foreign aid and the politicians would be getting back kickbacks.

[@kateallen7675]

the one thing that convinces me there is intelligent life out there is the fact they haven't tried to contact us.

[@smedrano1964]

Go and see the interview of Lou Elizondor with Astro Terry. It's incredible.

[@alexwong1207]

@@smedrano1964 can’t find it, can u give a better description

[@gregratcliff9831]

You are right, they have smarts enough to stay the heck away from us!!! lol

[@auChevalierRed]

Kate Allen, indeed!

[@petrasant5495]

Nice one!

[@HeleneLouise]

Happy birthday James Gregory

[@harmongreene800]

He a story teller and a comedian

[@lavenabaxter6504]

You made my day once again, having a rough night at work, you always make me laugh! Have a great day!

[@YaGirlCJ]

Lavena i hope work is going better for ya. 😊

[@yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523]

well he is a comedian and you pushed play... right?

[@stevendelcarlo3294]

To being abducted by aliens is like going back to a family reunion in Arkansas. Love yall

[@Primalxbeast]

So you've met my relatives?

[@steverodgers8425]

"An expert is someone from another town. " Mark Twain.

[@islandyyt]

A master class story teller!

[@unclebenny9028]

0:26 the foreign aid joke makes me chuckle...

[@creedmccray7740]

That was great way too funny

[@lisadean4659]

"They always land next to a hog pen in Arkansas." 🤣

[@paulmartinson3080]

Reply man I loved that line too 😁😄😁😄 funny stuff

[@lindagimenez586]

None can beat James Gregory !!! Comedic genius !😂

[@grayjack5021]

I love this bit one of my favorites.

[@LR-je7nn]

Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago is definitely from another planet. Those are not human eyes.

[@terrymcgee326]

I Love this Guy

[@Enjoyinglife22]

I’ve seen UFO’s so they are real. He is so funny!

[@markneeley7191]

Perhaps the question should be, which ones are actually alien, demon or human, because it's been really difficult to tell for a very long time.

[@DemsRinsane]

I wish I was from another planet so I could go back.

[@BruceWayne-cb2ys]

Perfect!

[@donnyzavicci8121]

Foreign aid...the great bilking of America.

[@AndrewVelonis]

In your tiny little mind.

[@kenjiyamaha2879]

Aint no disliking that now, is they?? Pure spot on funny, never disappointed!!

[@jamesmcclane9333]

it's a little bit like believing in big foot yet not one dead one has ever been found.

[@terencesmelser7860]

It's not what you have found or seen, it's about what you haven't found or seen.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@terencesmelser7860 What, like "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"?

[@rayjohnson2387]

That's because they bbq the remains 🙂

[@robertlivingston1634]

Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.

[@WilliamJohnson-ic4hq]

I can guarantee you that my wife is from another planet.

[@whatsthefrequency5645]

Witch one?

[@djinndevyl7077]

Methinks, San Fagcisco

[@dveillo36]

@@whatsthefrequency5645 I had a "witch"one...

[@davidokeefe7551]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bla_blah99]

Must be some great head 😂

[@662North]

Yeah...i wonder if he's watched the news recently. Funny bit. He's an American treasure.

[@ecc5119]

Came to the show last night in Huntsville- awesome night

[@p.steven2413]

Thanks for the Laughs James ! Stay Blessed !

[@KLolleySmith]

He’s HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂

[@newfie4320]

The best

[@deanwilliams93]

Thanks for the birthday present. yep 06-17-1957 makes me 64

[@idol_stomper]

6-17-70 here!

[@bombasticbuster9340]

As a matter of fact; I saw a ufo over my grandaddy's hog pen in Arkansas in 1977.

[@johnw2026]

I live in Arkansas, so that last line made me laugh out loud! 😂😆

[@rjgarciasr]

James tisk, tisk, tisk right around 1:42min you get intellectual. LOL

[@jeffpittman9002]

2021 wild lol

[@toddsmith9677]

Of course they land next to a Hog Pen! They are coming for the bacon after all it is just a Sunday morning drive to get a nice breakfast.

[@PafMedic]

As A Space Nut😂😂😂Im Dying..And No,I Dont Do Aliens,lol..

[@henrysmith8012]

A planet of flying mules would have more intelligence than what is here now.

[@bobbywhite1645]

I'm stealing that foreign aid joke

[@joeculpepper1677]

Funny he's got it lol.

[@Confederatemule]

You are using this as a joke, but you are telling the truth. I do enjoy your videos.

[@TexasDog3]

We might be the only ones in the solar system, we are not the only ones in this galaxy.

[@blorac9869]

Too funny! TYVM!

[@sarahrenfrow9795]

James, I love you!

[@sandraritter6399]

That’s just too funny

[@sirscottwilliamwalmer7639]

My Mother in law is an alien. Every time she sees me with my friends she says " I just don't understand you people!"

[@bradleytguthrie929]

I enjoy his comedy

[@heatherlowe7330]

Cut loose at Disneyland 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismcbee4653]

Gotta have one of them fuzz busters.

[@rhondavroman5191]

Heck yeah 🤣😂🤣😂 so freaking awesome funny 🤣😂

[@carolynbenjamin6578]

Yes you ARE THE BEST EVER LOVE YOU

[@thecowboy9698]

I once met a guy who thought he had been visited by a UFO, but then he told me he realized it had just been his mother-in-law.

[@Coop3837]

So funny

[@scotthamilton598]

Wow this guy is sssooooooo funny

[@WilliamJohnson-ic4hq]

Every time we get into an argument she wants to call home

[@carollunsford355]

You are too funny.

[@mikehand5881]

Expert UH???

[@alexandermathieson4774]

the ufo capital of my country is Coatbridge , its the Roswell of Scotland .

[@AnneAbraham-q6x]

😅😊too funny

[@Ryarios]

Yes of millions of miles…. That probably wouldn’t get you to the sun…. 😬

[@lizawake614]

One did land on the Dome of the Rock in Jeruselum....eerie....

[@dragonsbreath1450]

There is intelligent life out there, try came, they saw and found none here, thus moved on.

[@bobbyadams1574]

Truth 😂🤣

[@chrismcbee2933]

I does find it odd😃 ET exists only on the screen 😉Thank you for the laughs 👏

[@aaronjones6439]

pig trough in AR, lololololol

[@teenabrunk83]

Or a little town in western Kentucky called Kelly remember the Little Green Men from Kelly!

[@pjfountaine7755]

I live in Arkansas and got a big kick out of this routine, hahaha oink oink oink

[@Tovek]

I don’t agree with him but he was hilarious!

[@twobirdsflipping3217]

That is the great thing about comedy. You don't have to agree to enjoy it.

[@user-rc4nw6xy5p]

He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close. Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly. Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video. By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2. So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.

[@FlabaaJahabbh-ml5gx]

I love chicken

[@jerryatricks1]

Haha!

[@HTHAMMACK1]

That will be your little secret James.

[@JoJo-wm8ee]

I’m from Arkansas and we don’t have lots of ufo’s. Maybe in Arizona 😆

[@jeremyjohnson8243]

Foreign aid 😂🤣😅😆

[@WilliamJohnson-ic4hq]

Now she wants to call home

[@ronrice2249]

In all of God's creation, what makes us think that we're so special that we're the only planet with intelligent life on it?!

[@treyday585]

He from a different planet

[@colelawrence9696]

Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them

[@SpookyChristian]

It's called the military. I do believe other life exists, but they haven't visited us.

[@1noduncle]

What if the "aliens" are human?

[@jamessatterfield5705]

But that’s the best place to go 😜😜

[@AngryRantsAndStuff]

😂😂😂

[@ashton00747]

Hog pen in Arkansas 😂

[@MG-pv4uq]

I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆 - From India with Love

[@michaelwhisman7623]

life is not necessarily people like us. Insect are life.

[@chrismcbee4653]

No aliens y'all 🙂

[@GonzalesMichael-sx4sd]

WE ALL NEED 2 BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER...SOME CHOSE ALIENS FROM SPACE...I CHOOSE JESUS❤

[@Bayan1905]

Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.

[@matthewsteenbergen8904]

Look at Our Advances in Technologies. Where did They Come from??? Obviously AI!

[@sgtjameslindsey2493]

Hey, how far have you driven on a tank of gas to take the kids to the zoo or the amusement park?

[@debbieparrish106]

I saw Mr. Gregory live in Fountain Inn, SC. I love his humor, but it would be better, in my opinion, without all the profanity.

[@rayjohnson2387]

Didn't hear 1 swear word

[@INDRIDCOLD83]

No profanity? Congrats on leaving your first internet comment!

[@chandlerwright1765]

That’s where I seen him. At the Younts Center in Fountain Inn a few years ago

[@larrycobb3102]

🤔🤔🤔

[@mbyrd6713]

@@rayjohnson2387 He does use profanity in other shows. I don’t normally watch comedians outside of Dry Bar because I never know.