I watch Arvin so I don't make a mistake with my $10 in my bank account right now.
@jefferycrowley93252 ай бұрын
You win the internet today 😂
@blackkodiaq98782 ай бұрын
This cracked me up big time 😂😂😂
@evanhughes3027Ай бұрын
Remember, the easiest way to double your money is to fold it in half.
@tomchloe32082 ай бұрын
This feels like a low end converted hotel to residential unit, which has been finished by someone that doesn’t understand what luxury is
@MrDiggityaus2 ай бұрын
And a house walkthrough by someone off fiverr 😂
@joegott93912 ай бұрын
Backyard pic makes it look like a motel overlooking the pool
@Libertaro-i2u2 ай бұрын
Or a low end condo complex at best.
@lazarosanchez53142 ай бұрын
FBI safe house with ladder leading to escape tunnel 😂
@Libertaro-i2u2 ай бұрын
You would almost expect several heavily armed dudes in sunglasses guarding the entrances!
@basedigor2 ай бұрын
Armin this was low-hanging fruit for a nice roasting - glad you plucked it, I needed a hearty laugh.
@fronojo2 ай бұрын
Arvin* not Armin lol
@FaithfulofUltramar2 ай бұрын
Honestly, that house should just be demo'ed and start from scratch. The builder basically couldnt decide if it was supposed to be a multi unit condo or airbnb multi unit rental. Everything feels forced and baller on a taco bell budget. Only reason you buy this house is if you are trying to sue the builder down the line for horrible designs that cause major injury accidents due to wacky design flaws.
@sbsb1472 ай бұрын
do people actually buy houses with the intent to sue later or was that solely a joke?
@Metal0sopher2 ай бұрын
To me this looks like a remodeled 1950's house, that's why it's so weird and awkward.
@GordonJones882 ай бұрын
All those security monitors in every room are so you can closely track all the hostile villagers with pitchforks and torches outside that want to tear down this property.
@mickoahu2 ай бұрын
Hello Arvin ! About your video on the Enes' Colorado Castle you did 2 months ago, the property is back on the market. It was listed at 12 millions and sold at 9.5 millions. Now after renovation the new owner (?) asks 60 millions ! SIXTY MILLIONS !!! They changed the address on Zillow so you don't see the old price history : 600 Chateau V Road, Evergreen, CO 80439 600 Eagles Pass Rd, Evergreen, CO 80439 Listing agent : Melissa Temple - Engel & Völkers Aspen Article on Mansion Global by Nancy A. Ruhling : Fairy-Tale Castle Inspired by Versailles and the Biltmore Mansion Lists Outside Denver for $60 Million You should do a video that compares the before and after (greenhouse, fountain, new terrace with a pool).
@RJMCafe2 ай бұрын
Looks like the listing has been removed? I wonder if they have a buyer?
@largol33t121 күн бұрын
I have a minor headache from what you said. Struggling to wrap this around my head: relisted for FIVE times its original price after a renovation? The stupidity is unbelievable. It will never sell, not even for $40 million. And I find it very sketchy that they had the address changed.
@MandyKat4162 ай бұрын
1st. Dude looks like a middle schooler. 2nd. The architecture is literally painful, and the layout is sub-par. Nothing is optimal. 3. None of the other bedrooms have an en suite bathroom?? I'm with Arvin, the finishes are bad. I agree with everyone who said to demolish it and start over!
@londonspade58962 ай бұрын
No need for the ageist comment though
@paulo72002 ай бұрын
But definitely from a really good middle school.
@MandyKat4162 ай бұрын
@@paulo7200I'll concede that. He's a good looking guy. Well dressed and all that, maybe coming up with effective selling points and descriptions for this property is too much.
@TheGuvnuor2 ай бұрын
The dude is J.P. He usually does some awesome house tours. But like Enez, he has some business deals, so he sometimes has to do BS like this. I can promise you he is curling his toes, walking around this place. 😕
@xr6lad2 ай бұрын
@@londonspade5896yawn.
@jeremys78822 ай бұрын
I usually find beautiful things about every home you review, despite whatever flaws it might have. But I just find this one completely ugly. I can't get over how much I hate this house.
@The-Malibu-Wolf2 ай бұрын
@KathleenMcNeАй бұрын
That ghastly house is a tear-down.
@johndefalque5061Ай бұрын
6 plex. 3 garage, as you said-tight doors! Some will be for motorcycles. Crazy head banging layout! This place better come with a free bonus room!
@eliethia_munay2 ай бұрын
Tremendous light fixture. 😂😂😂
@dennischiapello72432 ай бұрын
It's scaled for a breakfast nook, not a dining room! 😅
@CarlosNunez66732 ай бұрын
The floors are tiny, the bedrooms are tiny, too. No en-suite bathrooms, no book-matched marble. This property is a train wreck!
@largol33t121 күн бұрын
I seriously believe this was supposed to be a boutique hotel where someone would permanently use it that way but they ran out of money before the interior could be done. Then another buyer came along and saw an opportunity but hired the worst architects/interior designers they could find, LOL...
@1Surinamer2 ай бұрын
This guy is really good, since I came across his channel I learned so much about interior design/styles and houses. Once I never saw anything crazy when I watched the homes presented by Enes. But surely thanks to this man I see things differently now. Arvin is also hilarious. With every upload, I settle down with a drink and a snack, ready for some fun. I truly like this guy. The only thing Arvin still lacks is as many viewers as Enes. But I have faith that he will reach those numbers. Once again great narration and insight. Salute from the Netherlands.
@largol33t121 күн бұрын
I love how he roasts Enes in his videos. Some viewers keep asking him to do a house review with Enes but that is impossible. They will start fighting the instant the camera starts! Enes: "Now we enter this amazing hallway with imported marble..." Arvin: "But the marble looks cheap. Why is the ceiling only 2 meters tall? Why is the rear window blocked by this wall?" Enes: "Will you shut your mouth? I am trying to make a commission off this house! I could get 5% from the price..." Arvin: "It's not worth a 5% commission. The kitchen faces the wrong way. The floor planning is upside down! This is crazy!" (in other words, upon entering from the front door, you are really on the top floor so you have to take a staircase down to the next two levels. That's a lot of walking. He has warned his viewers to think twice before buying a house with an upside down layout. Enes throws a punch...💀😂🤣
@jeffv32962 ай бұрын
Another great video. What a poorly designed property. Honestly, the garage situation alone would be a deal breaker for me. Why have two or three tiny one car garages instead of one larger and usable two or three car garage. Right off the bat, that lets you know that the rest of the property will probably not be well thought out. These shorter videos are perfect for binging. I could literally watch dozens of these back to back. Thank you sir.
@roncolemanlaw26 күн бұрын
The kitchen cabinets aren’t flush
@sylwiafelicjaniakАй бұрын
I'm sorry, but it looks like a house built by someone who installed The Sims for the first time ever.
@LucasFerreira-cq8qz2 ай бұрын
One of those houses that looks like the architect was hired after it was built 😂
@Law19157Ай бұрын
lol
@Omacksanjo4082 ай бұрын
I love the tremendous views ..yeah from the drone lol😂
@xevifoo2 ай бұрын
Funny and educational. You can’t ask for more value. Thank you!
@eliethia_munay2 ай бұрын
☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
@hppavilionf502 ай бұрын
I love the Dollar Tree bottle of soap in the bathroom where the closet is across from the shower 😆.
@hisokamorow83882 ай бұрын
Can you review the Max Azria Estate in Holmby Hills, word is that JLO is buying it. Would be interesting to hear your perspective on why the house hasn’t sold since for past 8 years.
@RJB_TV2 ай бұрын
having no actual parking space or viable garage a car can fit into is already a huge no no for almost all buyers. and that is just one single problem already. Looks like a safe house for cartels.
@jamielancaster012 ай бұрын
Excellent video - Thank you brother!
@AustinF5162 ай бұрын
Killer content! Keep it up!
@gelmibson8832 ай бұрын
This looks so terrible in every imaginable way.....the entrance with the garages gives me deep depression. Imagine built something like this for u and be fine paying millions for it.....
@kevoprezzo27 күн бұрын
i'm surprised it sold for that amount
@LB-dk8he2 ай бұрын
Hands down this place is more depressing and sad than the bunker homes.
@diannamorrison24312 ай бұрын
Is that real estate agent 12? 😊 I love it when Arvin gets tickled about "features" of the home.😂
@B4P7872 ай бұрын
I never seen a property this bad on this channel man this was an easy one for you arvin hehe more content please i love your videos
@williambowden41922 ай бұрын
They spent up big on those rusty wavy-pattern panels everywhere to try and hide the blandness - what an inspired and unexpected choice. Top marks there ;) And choosing a child as an agent - another groundbreaking decision.
@dennischiapello72432 ай бұрын
The whole motel/apartment vibe is unconscionable. Did they employ an architect, or just a draftsman? It's not just the details. It's that there's no sense of aesthetics anywhere. Can we talk about the horrendous staging of the rooms? Not a single area rug anywhere, just a bunch of cheap furniture floating on the shiny floors. And I have a question: since when do shower doors open into the shower?? Especially in this place, where the showers are all narrow.
@DanielleSamoneJohnson772 ай бұрын
Your comment literally had me laughing out loud! I could picture someone in the shower trying to get out of the already narrow space now jigging around the door pulled inward. You can't get in or out of your shower, but you're ballin' in your marble casket. 🤡 A classic Mr Bean or Austin Powers moment.
@guitar911rock2 ай бұрын
the motel balcony design is criminal.
@paperrobe1112 ай бұрын
Love your channel especially the longer videos where you critique the videos from Ennis, Other video/ brokers would be ok too, but I love when you get into the nitty gritty gritty . Fantastic job. Big fan
@TheSheemedАй бұрын
I’ve never been in a shower you didn’t have to enter sideways lol
@clara5924Ай бұрын
That time when u build your unique home in The Sims n out of idea to make it impressive. Why it looks like a BNB rental? 😅
@Libertaro-i2u2 ай бұрын
What was the architect thinking? First of all, the minimalist style has been done to death and does NOT scream luxury. Certain features of the property are begging for litigation, like the water feature up front and the extremely low ceiling in that alcove on the third floor. Having to leave your bedroom and go into the hallway to use the bathroom is far from fitting of an upscale home, in which there should be an ensuite bathroom in almost every bedroom. The views are great only from one narrow area. The balconies are glorified walkways, too narrow to do much with. The main living spaces are completely cut off from one another. While I'm a big fan of vertical multistory living, this property does it all wrong! The house is an F- through and through.
@specialk25142 ай бұрын
This review gave me one of the best laughs I've had in a while. Thanks, I really needed that.
@ohadirus2 ай бұрын
Arvin, I really like your reviews! Keep up the good work.
@vertigo28942 ай бұрын
The agent is really cute though. He is the best part of the tour hehe!
@BHISAO2 ай бұрын
Thanks Arvin, I have learned so much from watching your channel. I LOVE IT!!!
@mavarlp2 ай бұрын
Thx for the video Arvin. I like your videos the most because you actually show the good and bad things.
@laurenm65112 ай бұрын
Awww he's a sweet kid. He tries. Lol. I hope you check out Darren Kriz. I'd be very interested in what you think of many properties. He glosses over what he doesn't like but you can tell. This house is atrocious. I would never buy an upside down house either. I don't like that. And you're right. Looks like an apartment building
@limerence20042 ай бұрын
The goat uploaded . I’m in aus I always watch u before bed
@iosgaming2824Күн бұрын
0:51 it’s funny you said it looked like an apartment complex because I was litearly thinking to myself “why is an apartment complex being focused on this much?”
@deadmanschest43222 ай бұрын
the room where the kitchen is located, and the windows of this room, seem very nice, but neither the kitchen itself, nor the view you have when looking out of these windows ;)
@MrBillclintin2 ай бұрын
Most expensive houses in my hometown costs 0,5 mio$ and 1 mio for something very special. 5,5 mio and I would want a literal infinity pool
@w.harrison7277Ай бұрын
"What is this, an FBI safe house?" Hahaha
@bks_cord37362 ай бұрын
I like Jacob. Wondering what happened cause he has not released any video for months now.
@janetr59292 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine someone walking that front walkway in the dark after a few drinks .
@spacerider122 ай бұрын
Ever since the mrbeast video your editing has been so much tighter. All these new videos are so much more enjoyable now compared to just a month ago. They‘re really addictive and i actually learn a few things about real estate every time. Keep it up 👍
@deanchur2 ай бұрын
Vertical properties can work if you just stick to the basics; LDK on one floor, bedrooms on another, entertainment on another. Orient and design the rooms so that they take advantage of natural light and you've got something. It'll never be as desirable as a flat property but you gotta work with what you got. Something went very wrong with this one. Methinks most of the budget went into buying marble off-cuts instead of design and planning.
@asc23channel2 ай бұрын
Personal opinion: The house feels cramped, cheap, badly lit, and somehow old…as if thought out in the 80s. Also: WHO would want their closet in their bathroom, with moisture and all?! Great video as always! Best wishes
@oviniandrade2 ай бұрын
i loved this! do more videos on cheaper houses!
@MosenMasoumi2 ай бұрын
thanks haddad, I learned some good points.
@universalmeditation86312 ай бұрын
Maybe we’ll get a breakdown of why 10979 Chalon sold for 75% off its highest offering.
@menaseven90932 ай бұрын
Wow my $300,000 Florida house has more frontyard and garage than this $5 million mansion. The walkway to the door looks like an Indiana Jones death walk. the house interior lay out is bad,, the living room has a bad wall in it. the architect was bad because he designed two small balconies. Designing a master bathroom without city view is stupid. Nice to learn from you Arvin the most important things in the house inside design are the kitchen, the bathroom, and the closet
@anderra882 ай бұрын
Except for the primary bathroom, all the cabinets look cheap. The lot is so small, visitors do not have any space to park in the driveways.
@Phardy3322 ай бұрын
It’s a tear down , a blank buffer zone between closely packed in houses
@Hierarchangel2 ай бұрын
What in the hell was that? I'm actually depressed after seeing that building.
@nerdintellect9562 ай бұрын
I even though have a good sense of what looks good and what looks bad still I watch such videos to understand what a bad design is
@wordenfrank1112Ай бұрын
I'm favoured, $22K every week! I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless America,,
@najaatudauda5804Ай бұрын
Investing in crypto/forex is a good idea, a good trading system would put you through many days of success.
@eggressdhАй бұрын
Same, I met Mrs Maria Daviz last year for the first time at a conference in Manchester, after then my family changed for good. God bless Mrs Maria
@EmijjjtАй бұрын
YES!!! That's exactly her name (Mrs Maria d) so many people have recommended highly about her and am just starting with her 😊 from United States
@BereerjАй бұрын
Please who is Mrs Maria
@BereerjАй бұрын
Please who is this This sounds so good andI would like to be a party to this, is there any wayl can speak with her?
@tarab95302 ай бұрын
Is it just me or is that refrigerator tiny?
@grondhero2 ай бұрын
Some people are saying to demolish it and start over. I'm thinking demolish it and sell it to a neighbor as extra yard space. At 0:27, I don't even know where the house is. I thought it was above the word "Strip," but that's not the same style.
@savannah1152 ай бұрын
This was exactly my thought.
@TheRj19862 ай бұрын
The house looks like the original owner designed this himself in Sketchup 😂
@gasolara20022 ай бұрын
Most of the "marble stone" are porcelain tiles.
@VinchenzoC2 ай бұрын
This is horrible. And the agent should have had the camera monitor screens turned off for the tour. It looks very creepy as if they're expecting a break in.
@diogenez4712 ай бұрын
thez should have turned it into 3 appartments and sold them separately
@Libertaro-i2u2 ай бұрын
Definitely.
@codydabest2 ай бұрын
Design team just hit the drag function in AutoCad to extend the ground floor upwards lol
@northstar52 ай бұрын
The next time I go see my barber, I'm gonna ask for the "Arvin Haddad". Shit looks so dope!
@kawhileonard42092 ай бұрын
Arvin you should really review enes’s video on the most expensive house in calabasas it’s 38 mil and seems like a really good deal to me curious what you would have to say about it
@stormykay1994Ай бұрын
What's up with all of the security monitors? Drug dealers lol.
@SylvainOfGandahar2 ай бұрын
It would be better to convert it a couple of condos with access to the pool and a shared bar at the lower floor.
@aaronball96402 ай бұрын
That house gave me anxiety....
@mikemotorbike42832 ай бұрын
Anonymity from the street; that might be a positive. Maybe a rehab centre, or a hostel. Perhaps a prenup concession to accommodate a wayward brother?
@K970i2 ай бұрын
Hey Arvin! your disclaimer got some typo on 0:10 for the accuracy word
@marvinkigame28382 ай бұрын
This house looks depressing in every possible way.
@AuthenticHD2 ай бұрын
I think my $700/month apartment had those cabinets, very ugly
@MariW736Ай бұрын
Bless his heart, the kid showing this off can’t be more than a couple years out of puberty. I get the impression of a child playing house. Like, he doesn’t actually know what makes a house design work or not work well, it feels like he’s just repeating buzz words that he thinks he should say. 💗 ahhh to be this young again
@pattipwoman2 ай бұрын
The Clown Tent front door awning and Motel 6 decor say everything to me.
@greenwolf22992 ай бұрын
i dont understand why americans need to enter directly into a living space?? Here in Europe you enter into a hallway, keeping wind and stuff our of your living space. Allowing you to hang your coats and leave your shoes before stepping into a living space. Makes much more sense
@largol33t121 күн бұрын
Your criticism is VERY narrow minded. My parents owned a house in Switzerland for two years. The front door goes right by the living room and has no hallway. The coat closet is directly ahead. I've also seen a few houses in Switzerland and Germany when they were shopping for a house. The houses seemed to follow a pattern: the front door opened directly onto the street. Very noisy. Worse, the garage was always in the back and is seldom on the same level as the main living space. And many of the properties did NOT have a short hallway to leave coats and shoes immediately after entering.
@armageddon3572 ай бұрын
This was the worst property I've seen on this channel. Just terrible.
@ashishpatel3502 ай бұрын
I would say more than one or two flights of stairs is a negative...
@Libertaro-i2u2 ай бұрын
That depends. Some people like multistory living.
@pupawupagus2 ай бұрын
❤ new Arvin! swear i’m not a creepy stalker, ok. that’s as effective as trying to verbally convince people you’re not “weird,” right? 🤭
@SEROBERT2 ай бұрын
Ugh, the house is so depressing in so many ways. It’s such a shame that they squish as much square footage as possible into a piece of land instead of really trying to create a decent home. That place is a shambles. It really is difficult to find a decent one story house.
@johnleebass2 ай бұрын
that outdoor furniture, those cheap Wayfair laser outdoor wall screens are just wrong, and I know it's all replaceable/just for the showing but that Z Galleries furniture makes the whole vibe cheap
@CormanoGoneWild2 ай бұрын
Tremendously modern-esque
@matejhantabal2352 ай бұрын
"the bonus room " is a new one 🤣
@thesaint56192 ай бұрын
Hey arvin so these mega mansions are the figures used just plucked out of thin air ? It seems the price discrepancys are crazy and sometimes 20 million difference
@Core-vu6mc2 ай бұрын
I think I stayed at a hotel that looked like that from the outside. I can't remember where though, but it looks familiar. Big turn off. Also if you are paying that kind of money, the bedrooms and bathrooms have to be bigger.
@tomruth9487Ай бұрын
What's with the exposed wires coming from the kitchen upper cabinets plugged into outlets?
@HouseOfRussell4202 ай бұрын
The very first thing I had torn out of our new house was the double vanity in the master. I don't even understand what lifestyle people are living that they always have to be in the same bathroom at the same time..lol I don't like the look either. This isn't a public bathroom, so I don't need a row of sinks.😅q
@doowrohАй бұрын
This was soo funny, thanks.
@respectkev51362 ай бұрын
Is a for story home, but at the same time is very small. Every space is reduced
@doubleticq2 ай бұрын
Yes the small bedrooms are not nice, but atleast they have windows ........ not like that bunker hourse in Europe... sorry designer house... as always thank you for a great video :)
@dcre1002 ай бұрын
I used to watch this guy's channel all the time and enjoyed his commentary, until he seemed to just disappear some time ago. Now after watching Arvin's critique, I get the idea that he really didn't know what he was talking about.
@stanlee36192 ай бұрын
I can't stand the realtor in these videos. He thinks he's smarter than he is, but I think he's dim.
@josephkoester38562 ай бұрын
What's with all the bonus rooms. It's like a jigsaw puzzle.
@jamielancaster012 ай бұрын
This is LA so this is probably one of Aaron Spelling former maid’s home.