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[@ZeroNeedsCoffee]

Never ask a man his salary. Never ask a woman her age. Never ask pyro what we know him for.

[@USERWASBANNED]

slop

[@xhocs]

slop

[@NukedBomb40]

slop

[@ThatOneAsianMan]

slop

[@rubyhowlett3289]

slop

[@Deeeeeeeee1]

Pyro is now explaining why he quit his main channel? Enough with the excuses, just admit you like feeding us.

[@cardboardbox4093]

😋😋😋 slop

[@kkyanite]

I can feel the slop coming inside me😫

[@xzeuii]

most original pyro fan comment

[@Jobroski47]

Slop in my vains

[@Deeeeeeeee1]

@@xzeuii We're the bot avengers.

[@ayahotoom1147]

Bro wtf why am I studying medicine if I’m still gonna end up more broke than a Snapchat influencer 😭

[@user-qt2we6mb6k]

starts with cap and ends in ism. Alternatively it ends with Elon Musk impregnating your wife under the 28th amendment of 2033

[@Sirfancypantsjr]

So happy that Pryo was able to get cured of the Drama disease

[@kkyanite]

real character development😱😱😱

[@worstplayer4521]

What do you mean?

[@ToastedTater420]

He finally found a thesaurus 😂

[@karama5562]

Medicine has come so far 🙏❤

[@a1ais315]

We all know that Pyro is the disease 🦟

[@spaghettimangaming]

It's always "Why this KZbinr quit" but never "why this KZbinr won't post the cruelty squad review"

[@julius.2003]

It’s so fascinating how pyro sometimes says very smart things and other times, he says complete bullshit.

[@jaskaranbajwa8443]

He almost never says smart things (besides job related things like YT amd Twitch) he just says things that are normal so he looks smart comparatively

[@julius.2003]

@@jaskaranbajwa8443 True. Just didn't want to get a ton of hate because i call him stupid in his own comments lmao

[@jaskaranbajwa8443]

@@julius.2003 He's funny and that's why I watch him but he's definitely one of the stupidest people I watch 💀

[@dime7267]

​@@julius.2003 Why would that matter? Y'know what audience you're in right?

[@josevictorribeirolisboa7576]

Yeah, his petscop, cry of fear and utopia review are excellent, but them he has moments like that f2 incident.....😊

[@revilno]

“I did not have sexual relations with that cat”

[@cassidy1768]

That's Shane, not David

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

I’m loving the trend of ‘massive KZbinr suddenly gets exposed for being a horrible person by doing a single petty thing’

[@meriem6785]

Yeah! So petty of them what's so bad about filming your friend r*ping two girls and facilitating it. grow up.

[@USERWASBANNED]

i killed my child

[@MB-eh2kp]

Ain’t most of them about them being very not good around children?

[@bigboi9856]

​@@MB-eh2kp it really is quite an alarming percentage of cancellations that involve children

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

@@MB-eh2kp yep 💀💀💀

[@PLK123]

It's so easy to 'quit'. I have 'quit' without even fully realizing. One month of absence turns into two, then four, then eight.. ect. I myself just feel like I can't do it anymore, that times have changed and there's no future for the videos that I once did. I can move on and do something new but my audience didn't sign up for that, nor are they interested. It's better just to make a new channel, but here's the thing. I'm not interested in anything myself, meaning there's no point of starting again, I'm older now and I just can't find the spark anymore.

[@vapour74]

personally, I wouldn't get too philosophical and deep about making roblox content and growing out of it years later

[@megusta3208]

@@vapour74 LMFAO

[@sauromalefico]

Slop boy bingo of today 1:13 fell off 1:18 ohio meme 2:48 so true 5:40 Logan Paul 8:55 LA mentioned 10:30 A21 11:05 MrBreast 11:06 Andrew Tate 11:14 KZbin shorts 12:00 fat fetish inflation funny pyro moment 12:18 chungus 17:12 pyros quitting youtube to make sloppier content 18:27 "after a certain point, money doesn't give you any happiness(...)" 29:15 Pyro puts Subway Surfers to chat stay focused 31:00 Pyro loses focus due to Subway Surfers 31:08 Meta mentioned

[@nicolaszanon3337]

Fire bingo today

[@sogaich.]

So proud of pyro quitting this is probably the best thing to happen to KZbin.

[@kkyanite]

no more slop!!

[@The2Ds.Gaming]

We are free!

[@scarm_rune]

@@The2Ds.Gaming we are feet

[@easy_eight2810]

That's just mean

[@noheffthing]

​@@easy_eight2810 who cares

[@Chris-ok4zo]

Pyro at the end falling for Subway Surfers is like the gameplay is actually putting on a curse on whoever watches it. No wonder it's so alluring.

[@engineergaming1679]

i love whoever put the inflation part as a highlight in sponserblock

[@dsouthmonster]

I love that people are starting to get into shorts now I've been saying "It's like wearing half of a pair of pants it's great" for years and I'm glad someone can finally hear me.

[@FoxTheRox1991]

only pyro could stretch out a 17 minute video to 30 minutes

[@maxburkert2083]

Asmon

[@LeoneAmici]

idk, have you ever seen xQc get stunlocked mid video? by the time he is done his viewers will have already left middle school

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Yeah because he has the time and money. Asmongold turn it to an hour

[@indigodnd]

@@maxburkert2083beat me to it. He would turn this vid into an hour.

[@mikehawlkridge903]

Hasan

[@BreadTrademark]

Love seeing Pyro get distracted by subway surfers so easily

[@lizzielizzrd]

infant behaviour

[@C3H5N3O9]

Snapchat was absolutely massive at my high school and is pretty much the main way i communicate with old friends. Even here at my college most of the people i know use snapchat.

[@vihicringe]

So proud of pyro for pausing every 2.1 seconds

[@fury_b0wzer]

He learned from Ludwig

[@aryanram02]

I love the yt zoom feature so much on mobile. When the subway surfers brain rot came, i just zoomed into the left side blocking it loll

[@fgsagvsdfddsfa7634]

thank you pyro for the new slop you feed us everyday

[@easypete975]

yummy slop

[@bigjoeylyqnuts]

Keep the slop coming papa pyro

[@deeznutsifier69420]

On the Snapchat heatmap bit, another thing you notice is 3 things are always happening in those videos They're driving cars with loud music They're showing off a lot of food or they're shopping

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Pyro is right about LA, but it’s insane for him, as a British person, to say any other place doesn’t provide anything.

[@tronicol235]

Nah he knows nothing about LA

[@ejm1225]

@@tronicol235 HE'S A PHONY! >:-O

[@HeisenbergFam]

RIP Pyrocynical's channel, his MLG era wont be forgotten, shame he never delivered Petscop 2

[@kkyanite]

no ASOT as well😢

[@parthenos74]

2 minutes and heisenburg already commented. Hesinburg, can you predict the future? Tell me what lies ahead, please. I can’t live life blindly anymore.

[@haloguylevi]

Snap is for pictures mostly, helps keep a lot photos saved when you change phones say iPhone to android or vice versa sometimes I text people on it but I don’t use it anymore as a primary communication app

[@user-dd6dj5ix8r]

12:00 I nearly inverted myself until I no longer existed on this plane

[@RemytimeVideos]

"I like a bit of inflation" -Pyro 2023

[@leokim47]

FOUR DAYS LEFT TO FULFILL THE PROMISE, PYRO

[@ncs_artist]

thumbnail looks like Jim from the office

[@drowsy_spectre]

It’s disheartening that Pyrocynical quit his main channel after failing to post the Cruelty squad video, a real shame indeed.

[@obeyabe8613]

So to elaborate on Snap's income statement, 2020 and 2021 was when the Fed was basically giving out near 0% interest rate loans, which explains why they haven't been losing much Once they did increase it in 2022, their gross profit took a nosedive, same thing goes for their share price Even if they give out creators this much money, I sincerely doubt Snap has any chance in becoming profitable And even if they became profitable, we also have to take into account its cash flow

[@l1ve831]

Don't quit pyro! I'll miss my daily slop

[@kkyanite]

we are going to be like Logan Paul's pig, abandoned 😢

[@a1ais315]

Pyro cannot quit, he has a responsibility of feeding the piggies daily slop

[@avonire]

@@kkyanite just like his main channel

[@bigjoeylyqnuts]

So happy pyro has moved on from his inflation fetish, to a slop fetish

[@MattnessLP]

Glad to see CoryKenshin is doing well. He contacted me way back in 2014 for a collab, when both of us were just starting out, and I am happy he got to really invest time into his YT career and it paid off

[@Deeeeeeeee1]

Boo, liar.

[@joshcoe7896]

I love Pyro being like, I'm not like these other KZbinrs.

[@pancakedestroyer5289]

Pyros brain actually melded out of his skull in that last bit

[@TacticalDumbass]

daddy pyro feeding us the daily goop and slop that slides out of his gullet, thank you father

[@Fredsterface]

Thank you papa Pyro for feeding us this daily slop

[@haferrishaydenferris5549]

this dude got exposed for being a sociopath and fell off

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

Pyro is a sociopath? 😱😱😱

[@feelincrispy7053]

This is pulled straight from the Snapchat website. That’s some serious gate keeping. Not what you know but who you know. “No one is entitled to a Snap Star, regardless of the size of the account’s audience.” “In some cases, Snap will upgrade accounts that fall outside of this parameter if the account owner is well-known outside of Snapchat”

[@XtremeDriver900]

Bless Pyro for inflating us with more slop making us big and round

[@TYMEKOPZ]

That inflation joke caught me off guard lmao

[@sleeplesscake]

Damn, really sad to hear that you quit, but I respect your decision

[@HnyRse]

PYRO WHERE IS THE CRUELTY SQUAD VIDEO BRO CMON MAN IM STARVING OUT HERE

[@iamcerealman102]

Proud to see another slop vent/rant 👍 can't wait for the hour long rant on main 🤑

[@RenegadeVile]

All ads have that opposite effect on me, unless it was something I was already buying and enjoying. If someone is trying to sell me something, I am instantly distrusting of the product, the brand or the corporation behind it.

[@Dr_Yetiphilia]

The fact that this is even an option for people to make this much money for such minimal effort shows how fucking broken our world is.

[@SpentLast]

Fr you have people who post pictures of themselves all day and make 10 million dollars and have construction workers or what not, actually functioning members of society get paid minimum wage to 20 dollars an hour. Cringe

[@PaxyWaxy]

it is such a saddening day, goodbye pyro

[@kkyanite]

no more slop for the piggies😭

[@CallMeVidd]

In Switzerland Snap is pretty big but nobody uses spotlight, shows or watch stories from anyone outside of their friends

[@BitAsYaoi]

Thank you Pyrocynical for the daily dose of slop. I would never know what happened if it wasnt for slop

[@Dhruvvrma9224]

Pyro never fails to disappoint with his daily slop, yum yum

[@kkyanite]

don't worry June 15 2023 will be an interesting day

[@Lilimrrp]

@@kkyanite I HVAE A COLLEGE APPLICATION THAT DAY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[@shukezi3619]

i literally only use snapchat bc all my coworkers use it for the groupchat. i wish our groupchat was just over text bruh

[@bj124u14]

This is a sad day. Pyro has quit KZbin. Who ever shall feed the piggies? Are we all doomed?

[@Kardel_VA]

David Dobrick? Damn, that's a name I haven't seen in awhile.

[@skelet00n29]

Pyro is feeding us all this SLOP so we become fat and please his inflation fantasies.

[@lemonc5184]

thank you for whoever req that subways gameplay, i got lost in the mid explanation

[@forkxzer]

The piggies have been fed, thank you pyro, without you we wouldn't have daily slop.

[@rintmacleanen2972]

In the Netherlands snapchat is still being used usually among teens to either talk to their friends or to 'fix' a date/hookup. I mean 15 or older btw

[@JB-uu2ht]

This is amazing pyro, you truly are the sloppiest of all times

[@skwEz_]

“Shorts inflate your channel. And you know me, i like a bit of inflation” made me ball my eyes out 😂😂😂

[@coilingeat5602]

Dont quit Pyrocynical. Who is going to feed us slop if you quit!😢😢😢

[@kkyanite]

our fate is similar to Pearl😢

[@MonsterShiet]

their too sloppy to quit dont worry

[@sp3dweed673]

PYROCYNICAL DON'T QUIT! I NEED MY SLOP

[@mk_kyleq]

What is snapchat no joke i really dont know what snapchat is doing

[@yung.gothstar2384]

The whole him nearly murdering someone for a joke just doesn’t sit right with me

[@Carbon11200]

god i hopped it was finally you :C

[@lasagnaboy4728]

Can't wait for pyro to watch another 30 minute video with minimal input and no credit to the poster

[@_Jeep_]

Pyro is a boomer who doesn’t use Snapchat ☠️ I honestly use it everyday to keep up with all my friends and I’m not a even a social media guy but that’s how I text and get in contact with everyone group chats and all

[@pontiac_montana]

I got angry when my Local Latin Supermarket started selling Prime before any of the Walmarts in my area did.

[@purifriedliquid]

Even if he quit, nothing of value was lost.

[@natecrosbie9516]

A main reason why snap is still a thing is that it is VERY prominent in highschool age kids and late Jr. High kids

[@izzybrizzie9133]

Oink oink

[@cartooniefilms2836]

Can I just talk about prime for a sec. I work at walgreens, I work retail, not pharmacy. One day, while in the stock room looking for something. I saw we had prime. And I thought wow. That's crazy. Then went about my day. Later, a mom and her daughter were talking to a coworker, asking if we sell it. I was kinda surprised, cause like, Prime? Really, yall looking for Prime? But I remember that it still hasn't been displayed yet. So I went into the back and got a bottle and showed it to them. This kid got so excited. They asked for 2 more bottles, and I got it for them. I find stuff like that funny. Cause my job doesn't usually get the cool "sold in stores" interesting internet stuff.

[@JoeMama-bj9jw]

I despise people that request subway surfers to play on the side. Like bro we're watching something already and that shit is distracting

[@lukec16o5]

I have been fed my daily slop, thank you mr pyro

[@obama9535]

“No matter how cancelled you are” One word: EDP.

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

Man pyro *FELL OFF* like god damn

[@mecha417]

Pyro, if you bring out your own Gamer Supps collab flavor, I would buy it in a heartbeat. But caffeine-free please because I can't stand getting jittery and uncomfortably restless.

[@heroofcanton1318]

Weekly slop with a little bit of seasoning thank you papa Pyro

[@SwampHydro]

"you know me, i love some inflation" oh brother 💀

[@lawrencelopez9839]

some places don't like seeing so many foreign media dominate their feed, so they go to apps where there's not much foreign users

[@aatrophy5998]

5:48 I held this mindset until I mixed prime with Malibu and I can’t give it up now

[@bandonkadonk]

thats why they kept promoting their snaps when they all started vlogging, i remember when david just started and zane and all of them and they kept promoting their snap at the end and in the vid, for this, so they can now live off of snap omg

[@michaellaufer_]

11:57 this is the perfect youtube channel to watch while modding TF2

[@stevewilkoschair2727]

He was in a cameo for a Mexican music video with Lana Rhodes, and fuerza regida

[@LFXGaming]

22:39 anyone else remember this guy from braille skateboarding?

[@FTChomp9980]

The Dobriko Davido dude! He had a lot of controversy.

[@devonpresents8861]

I was so confused when I saw the thumbnail, because I do NOT remember Jim Halpert having a KZbin channel :/

[@billylime]

I will dream of the day this kind of video is made about Pyro himself 😹

[@omnicurse]

Pyro is smartest boi. 🥺 We are so lucky to be receiving such fine dining. 🥺😩

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

Pyro should rename his channel "Daily Dose Of Slop"

[@real-cr3qo]

Alot of people still use Snapchat. I use it as My main texting app. And so does basically all people I talk too. The ones that don't have Instagram. And I'm Nordic.

[@Nicholas-fp6fy]

why won’t you, pyro?

[@FSGKII1]

I didnt even realize i was jus staring into the gameplay when you mentioned it i was like when tf did this even get here 😭

[@dislikebutton4961]

OMG NORMAL PYRO TITLE THIS MUST BE A DREAM

[@thebeeslayer6427]

'PASTA WAY'

[@2z575]

Pyro wants to get us big and round with all this slop

[@ahmetsezginn]

whoever did the highlight for the sponsorblock extension is devious 💀💀

[@tiffany15O5]

saw a residential window with empty prime bottles lined up against it

[@CMike44]

"And you know me. I like a little bit of inflation"

[@Yes22295]

Glad to see pyro still feeding my pigs

[@dashawnscruggs473]

i swear i hear "it's the equivalent of" every pyro slop