I've never seen this guy but the idea of an ork being an office worker is hilarious to me lmao
@anonymoussourcream31755 ай бұрын
Great streamer! Highly recommend. Chill, yet unhinged vibes
@Frogmaps5 ай бұрын
Agreed, I thought his “character” was such a cool idea. Tired, overworked desk jockey who is still an orc at the end of the day and is pretty unhinged underneath it all. And it fits his personality and lifestyle perfectly
@x149te5 ай бұрын
Realistic reverse isekai
@Mashamazzi5 ай бұрын
@@nolasaint24you could say he *Randonly* reappeared
@maximgomez58895 ай бұрын
He can take 8 goblins.
@Wazaraku5 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about Rando saying he hasnt been part of a corpo... is he saying it while wearing office clothes xD
@Skadoniz5 ай бұрын
Thats because he is formal
@Bickyball5 ай бұрын
He was apart of one tho
@Stevonicus5 ай бұрын
Salaryman life hurts
@mangalink255 ай бұрын
@@Bickyball The word apart means "separate from" so you may be right...
@firework81405 ай бұрын
Man just likes office clothes. Office clothes makes any man handsome
@philtkaswahl21245 ай бұрын
"What do I know, I've never been in a corpo" says the orc in a stereotypical white collar corpo worker attire.
@yesthatpaul5 ай бұрын
He lied as easily as he breathed.
@Pikacha255 ай бұрын
Thats not exactly the joke here, but.. yeah that works too. :')
@philtkaswahl21245 ай бұрын
@@Pikacha25 I know exactly what's being referred to. But since other people will likely joke about it, I went for a different direction. =P
@Julliant4 ай бұрын
@@Pikacha25 they call it a layered joke.
@arborist32275 ай бұрын
Yeah, I mean you in a corpo company?! Could never imagine it.
@tob5055 ай бұрын
HE BAITS US
@Gypsy_Bullfrog5 ай бұрын
Man, Im baited so bad but wont take it
@Gypsy_Bullfrog5 ай бұрын
@@1Scimetar godamnit brother
@a.trance69975 ай бұрын
One guy out here just casually dropping names and missing the joke. "I know stuff too!" lmao.
@Frosty_465 ай бұрын
totally
@velvetpoltergeist5 ай бұрын
I had assumed my oshi graduated due to stress and wanting to not have to worry about perms. Im happy hes doing what he wants to now 💚
@velvetpoltergeist5 ай бұрын
I'm gonna beat up my orby tonight
@velvetpoltergeist5 ай бұрын
I WILL 🤜🏽🤜🏽🤜🏽🟢🟢🟢
@wyseman61435 ай бұрын
Reminds me of one of my favorite Corpo Vtubers who vanished a while back, He had a surprising good singing voice too. Hope he is doing well. Keep up the great work Randon!
@UnknownOps5 ай бұрын
@@GHx5did he get stabbed before, but not noticed it because he was drunk?
@Triflingtales44445 ай бұрын
Was he held hostage to watch Barbie movies perchance?
@blackjacktrial5 ай бұрын
He has the wisdom of a grandpa, and the tastes of man with large teeth designed to puncture human skin. Sasuga grand-ork.
@rensha23ju5 ай бұрын
Does he have a spear?
@Arkhand5 ай бұрын
Can't believe Sasuke left KonohaCorp
@conq12735 ай бұрын
The stress and drama maybe got to him
@lastnamefirstname86555 ай бұрын
imagine if randon joined a corporation. would be very interesting.
@whistlerdan77185 ай бұрын
outrageous I could never imagine him being a corpo
@Zydlik75 ай бұрын
I bet he'd make a great therapist.
@CptDuck5 ай бұрын
And all of the sudden buy a spear via online
@leandroroman70535 ай бұрын
I mean, he always wears office clothes. 😅
@RatKingDelta5 ай бұрын
I'm only a casual fan so I really want to ask...
@Moyski005 ай бұрын
"It can get really ugly", proceeds to scribble over NIJISANJI. The shade! LMAO
@youraveragemachine10135 ай бұрын
Man's a fucking prophet lmao
@BigNothingMonsterMan5 ай бұрын
OMG I missed that, hahaha
@sophtopus2595 ай бұрын
It was the very first thing I noticed because they keep causing drama lol
@U1TR4F0RCE5 ай бұрын
It’s kind of funny that he removed vshojo’s logo as vshojo has not had any terminations just to make it easier to scribble
@useraccount3335 ай бұрын
@@U1TR4F0RCEEven called Vshojo smart because Silvervale, Nyanners, Veibae, and Nazuna left with surprisingly little drama.
@FieryShaverdian5 ай бұрын
Your delivery on the ending there made me laugh immediately.
@Phantomistress3635 ай бұрын
Is this the closure I've been searching for?😢
@Wazaraku5 ай бұрын
The closest we will probably ever get. And we most respect it... I mean respect this totally possible possibility for one leaving a corpo... Nailed it. (But yeah I'm glad we got some sort of "confirmation")
@usagis2945 ай бұрын
as much as you're gonna get pretty much
@tobi797775 ай бұрын
Feels good man. Glad he's more chill n happier now
@GregAtlas5 ай бұрын
Probably the best you'll get until NDA's run out. Typically 1-5 years depending on the situation, but average I've seen are around 2. If you show an indefinite NDA you'd likely get laughed out of court (In America) assuming it wasn't something for the military and even then sometimes.
@Mordaedil5 ай бұрын
The stress makes sense to me. Always figure when we see a graduation that it's something like that. And then there was that termination a few months ago, wow.
@JT-sz9bj5 ай бұрын
Who do you think was terminated a few months ago?
@jon-unicorn-doxxer5 ай бұрын
@@JT-sz9bj its selen..its the hottest drama of 2024
@narutohinataashgaara5 ай бұрын
@@jon-unicorn-doxxer So far we still have 8 more months to go.
@firework81405 ай бұрын
@@narutohinataashgaaraI highly doubt there will be a termination as big as Selen's. Unless its from Cover. Nijisanji falling out has been boiling even before Selen, mainly from the moment Zaion was terminated
@YAH935 ай бұрын
@@firework8140 speaking of Cover, they unfortunately had to terminate Yozora Mel. It wasn't even intended by her, but due to japanese laws, they had to do this.
@perotekku5 ай бұрын
"There are lots of reasons" **Lists one and elaborates on it**
@elgallant565 ай бұрын
He might be talking from personal experience, who knows
@StarkMaximum5 ай бұрын
"There are a lot of reasons, like this one weirdly specific one!"
@skeletor89515 ай бұрын
@@elgallant56 Nah definitely not. Random working for a corpo? Pfft, could never happen.
@Turianz_5 ай бұрын
@@skeletor8951 how could anyone think that?
@Xemphas5 ай бұрын
The closure I needed.
@nightstar21975 ай бұрын
The way I see it, Corpo is supposed to give you support to get your talent across in a way that works for them, ideally both parties. Most of the time I see folks leave because the talent wants to do things the corpo either can't or won't let them do. With the added stress and the leashed creativity, its understandable.
@MaxC_15 ай бұрын
At the end of the day it's a business. And if it's a business that's owned majorly by shareholders who only care about money instead of someone who started the company and cares for it, it will go to hell after a while Sectors which involve directly presenting talents of people involved and interacting with public cannot be run by people looking for maximum profits. Also besides that at the end of the day it's a business so it has to work with a bunch of rules, if you can't fit in, it likely won't work out, some jobs are just inherently stressful and lots of work
@togek1ss5 ай бұрын
yeah its pretty much a business like Disney etc. You get a character to play and you play by their rules to maintain the fantasy they're trying to sell. The business model works very well when executed correctly but its not for everyone and that's ok, too.
@unluckyfives5 ай бұрын
Yeah you go in for the opportunities and you leave for...different opportunities.
@AidanS995 ай бұрын
I like how this guy speaks from the experience he obviously doesn’t have. An agency would never hire an orc!
@BeauxPhades5 ай бұрын
This short made me finally understand tako's "we should beat him with rocks" mentality
@Weatherman4Eva5 ай бұрын
What could Akashi have meant by clipping this
@CSDragon5 ай бұрын
I don't think this is a clip, I think this is a straight to shorts original
@jax69435 ай бұрын
"But what do I know, I've never been part of a corpo" - Man who has most DEFINITELY never been a corporate vtuber before
@cray.z5 ай бұрын
Thank you, Randon..
@agentEE2335 ай бұрын
Bro explained, threw shade to companies, and gave closure within a minute. Very impressive for someone who was never in a corpo
@teleportedgourd93474 ай бұрын
I'll never forgive Lays for what they did to my oshi
@DaiShimaVT5 ай бұрын
I don't think most viewers know how much is behind the scenes in general even for indies
@zerrodefex5 ай бұрын
A lot seem to think they just roll out of bed, turn on Live2D and just start streaming. No idea of all the planning behind it, that someone needs to make those thumbnails and art assets, and that not everyone can do it full time and probably has a day job as well on top of all this.
@DaiShimaVT5 ай бұрын
@@zerrodefex I have a more involved setup than most with my handcam setup (similar to onigiri) which takes around 2hr of prep each time but even when I do games it often is still around an hour if you don't want scuff
@jpking05 ай бұрын
@@DaiShimaVT Wow you have a very unique niche of vtuber streams and that’s pretty awesome. Just subbed hope to catch one of your tea or cooking streams soon!
@DaiShimaVT5 ай бұрын
@@jpking0 Sharing my tea and cooking with everyone is always fun. 🍵 Randon loves tea as well btw it is how I found him ages ago
@HazardForge5 ай бұрын
This is a good answer for someone who's not part of any VTuber Agency. 😅
@TheWatchersDance5 ай бұрын
Great stuff as usual, Randon. What an interesting entirely hypothetical scenario to entertain!
@Requiem_Batōsai5 ай бұрын
Yeah, tell us why, Randon
@micp41305 ай бұрын
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE!
@bander-Coolb5 ай бұрын
He is following his dream to open a massage parlor
@feloven4 ай бұрын
TELL ME WHY@@micp4130
@acapitala49364 ай бұрын
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
@gamersarduinos28745 ай бұрын
Its great seeing new people seeing randon and becoming a fan of him
@WheatDos5 ай бұрын
Yes, new. Really i just stumbled over this RANDON orc who doesn't remind me of a grandfather i had.
@ProbablyAnAI5 ай бұрын
hahah what could he have meant by this hahahahaha right guys hahahaha!!!
@hendrysuawa5 ай бұрын
Haha
@RyujiDread5 ай бұрын
Randon dropping sage like knowledge. 👍
@cainese20645 ай бұрын
“Their most important asset is their brand”. I remember people saying that selen’s termination will only affect niji financially in the short term. What they’re not seeing is the company’s image that has been broken to pieces. Idk if they can ever recover. The internet ALWAYS remembers.
@PervertedNovaxc35 ай бұрын
In my opinion? They could, but it will take years and on top of that they'd have to show tangible proof that they are changing for the better.
@Pherim_5 ай бұрын
@@PervertedNovaxc3Niji EN already did not have a good image, Selen's case just threw all the shit in the fan. Niji is not even trying to clean it until now
@WiwernGuy5 ай бұрын
This is getting too meta
@kaykay86945 ай бұрын
Interesting bag of Doritos you got there.
@invurret95334 ай бұрын
I dont know who this is, and my brain immediately went "oh, that's Ork PirateSoftware."
@CodeBreaker9515 ай бұрын
I've scrolled so much, I've encountered an overworked middle aged office orc. . .😮
@Vyc745 ай бұрын
The working class hero of vtubers, thank you Randon! ❤💚
@Fastollis5 ай бұрын
Channeling that Pirate Software style with this one
@ParagonOblivion5 ай бұрын
-squints- ... Never in a corp, says the lovely ork man in a button up shirt, with glasses and a slight 5-o'clock shadow. Uh-huh... Appreciate the breakdown, Rando!
@Rat_Fบcker5 ай бұрын
other agency : Terminate talent to keep the reputation Niji : Terminate talent to destroy their reputation
@kgniku5035 ай бұрын
VShojo: Wheee!
@zhuljojo4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@grw185 ай бұрын
omg this is so frigging meta
@AnActualDuck5 ай бұрын
This makes me feel better. I always wondered why, and this more or less confirms. A bummer but also very understandable
@hendrysuawa5 ай бұрын
Everything Grampa said is true, Except that last part
@TonyBamboozled5 ай бұрын
Corpo or not, I'm proud of you.
@angelquinones92015 ай бұрын
This is an interesting short. Thank you for the fuel for the mind.
@yamchayaku2 ай бұрын
Randon totally never worked in a corpo before, but I believe his words.
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves5 ай бұрын
TBH you'd be too unhinged to be in a corp. It's not like you could talk about cannibalism on a daily basis under a brand name. But I wish I could get to see an orc as an idol, on stage and singing an original song. Even if he has two left feet (or right, I think you're a south paw but I could be wrong) and a knee injury, or he doesn't think he has the pipes for a live rendition of literally any Kenshi Yonezu song. Love you regardless of where ever you may be. Your content helps me get through rough patches in my life. I guess that's what people would call a parasocial relationship, but I'm not smart enough to know what such big words mean. I'm just throwing money at a funny green boi on screen. Or orb. Sometimes an orb.
@perotekku5 ай бұрын
Lots of Indies do get to have 3D lives and original songs, but I feel that Randon's not that guy. I think he prefers to just chat and drink his tea, and I can't blame him
@gillettedave5 ай бұрын
you know there is an agency Vtuber who does talk about Cannibalism far more often then it really should be talked about. A very Unhinged Goth girl
@cheer2moon5 ай бұрын
Oooh this is a well structured nod lol
@MaxC_15 ай бұрын
@gillettedave that's just built different. Honestly, you can do a lot of crackhead stuff when you're known as the company and a well established crackhead
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves5 ай бұрын
@@hendrysuawa We're crybabies, aren't we.
@DiogenesTheCynic.5 ай бұрын
Why would an orc have such insider info about an idol corpo? heh heh heh ;)
@mahpell71735 ай бұрын
He's just very very smart. ;)
@JonnesTT5 ай бұрын
I didn't expect the business looking orc to be talking actual business lingo with the voice of an accounting PM.
@takopuras5 ай бұрын
So glad you’re an indie Randon!! the stress of being a corpo vtuber is crazy damnn
@natsudragneel-ir7sr5 ай бұрын
I guess being part of big corpo that are active does comes with a lot of behind the scenes work. That explains why some members would take breaks for their mental health, not everyone is a workaholic and built for the grind. Not that someone who never be part of corpo would know that.
@DaddyVeo19115 ай бұрын
A clever ork!? I knew it, the darn orks are hiding their smarties! Clever of the darned orks... On a serious note, have my subscription, sir. Your vibe be bussin.
@DeadlyGhost12074 ай бұрын
I really don't know why anyone would not want to work for themselves rather than a corpo. Even if you are making half the money, being your own boss is damn near priceless.
@Slepepe5 ай бұрын
yeah haha random thoughts right
@saxophoneemoji5 ай бұрын
randon thoughts
@deathdrone69885 ай бұрын
Except for Nijisanji EN apparently, because being a brand risk is kinda part of the resume
@elektra85353 ай бұрын
If everyone is a brand risk then thats their brand, the one person that wasn't became a brand risk lol
@zanard335 ай бұрын
Well, I hope wherever my oshi is right now, I hope he's happy and not spending countless hours doing back office work. Can't imagine the level of stress he went through. But you're a totally great guy, Randon N. Euring.
@sugarqbs5 ай бұрын
ah yes, vshojo sliding away as he talks about "discreetly" separating with talents before scribbling all over Niji for things getting "messy"
@scurreith36674 ай бұрын
Was the Vshojo thing a reference to Rushia?
@olyviermonteau43005 ай бұрын
Nijisanji try not to do dumb decisions challenge (impossible) be like:
@BigBroTejano5 ай бұрын
Not sure I could ever see this guy in a Corpo… maybe if he had long grayish hair, a grandpa like figure perhaps.
@anthonyoliver4184 ай бұрын
Never have I thought a well educated Orc would explain how Vtuber corporations work, but her I am
@resengan1235 ай бұрын
Pfft, randon as a corpo nevah nevah
@anjingbabi44685 ай бұрын
Finally, the answer i've been waiting for since my oshi graduated after a long hiatus.
@sacredeightАй бұрын
There's something very funny about Randon explaining the very real fear of huge workloads you can't complete and falling out of love with your dream job through the medium of naruto pngs
@Hy3jii5 ай бұрын
Corpo or indie, we're just happy to have you around, Randon.
@deadbeatseikor0wonl1dance885 ай бұрын
I know your voice. Its very familiar. I remember idolizing a guy with this same/similar like voice. I thought he cracked the code on how guys can actually make it as a vtuber. Then he vanished. Along with my fav. Male vtuber who had copium for a brand in his debut.
@chibi22395 ай бұрын
Literally top tier model design xD Big ass office orc. I love it
@Tahllia3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Phase connect is the company for brand risks to congregate lol Love my fail girls
@someweeb36504 ай бұрын
"what would I know I've never been part of a corpo" 😂
@Xxperias5 ай бұрын
I feel like piratesoftware content is becoming a genre within itself.
@huevoncio92685 ай бұрын
bro's speaking from experience ☠☠
@TigernachVT5 ай бұрын
I finished watching the clip and had to check to see the date it was uploaded. LOL
@adrianrandom34485 ай бұрын
Really handsome orc man in my shorts educating me on vtuber agencies? Good day.
@MrMultiB5 ай бұрын
Me trying to figure out what the heck Lay's is supposed to represent
@spritemon985 ай бұрын
Seeing a buff orc in a business suit is funny. I already like it
@gustavomartimfernandes82975 ай бұрын
My head cannon is that my oshi got fired because he brought a spear to the office
@psyche_ch5 ай бұрын
Man.. the meta
@edenromanov5 ай бұрын
Randon in a Corpo?! Hah you're a funny guy Orc man, hey is that a Bat behind you?
@catmage5 ай бұрын
Damn, that V sure got Lay'd off... (I'm trying to figure out how the doritos work into the bit)
@BronzeAgePepper5 ай бұрын
look at the blue logo to the right of the Doritos, the resemblance is obvious
@LasherTimora5 ай бұрын
If they're not smart, they're Nijisanji :D
@Rayzorexe5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the info Randon
@TheHourglassoftime5 ай бұрын
Subbed, no idea who you are but the orc office worker is awesome 🎉
@unownnnn3 ай бұрын
Yeah I honestly have no idea how some Corpo VTubers handle the job as well as university. It sounds way too stressful to me
@captsomeguy1Ай бұрын
that's why some of the hololive members take massive breaks. not sure about other corpos though
@spacechaser27615 ай бұрын
hello (vtuber corporation)! i have been following your content for the past year and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have (vtuber) on your payroll. he is my comfort oshi and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have allowed him to rest and are ready to relinquish him to his orbs who will treasure him like he deserves
@babbypengin5 ай бұрын
i love this pasta
@carbonatedgunslinger41155 ай бұрын
I love this vtubers model idea so creative!
@deminisis5 ай бұрын
The chip bags are suspicious... I feel like he's trying to say Lays are bad.
@EVOLUTIONINCARNATE5 ай бұрын
I’ve been here before the “break” so it’s fun seeing you active again
@Dominik-K5 ай бұрын
Thanks for your insights, your points align very well with my own thoughts on the topic
@RratRemi5 ай бұрын
.... I love this model already
@bruh102465 ай бұрын
I need context on why is Doritos part of the vtuber agencies
@sheephat5 ай бұрын
@walid89815 ай бұрын
You have never joined a company, but the way you talk, the model, the clothes you wear say otherwise😅😅😅
@iwashi50295 ай бұрын
love you peepaw :3c
@mad08135 ай бұрын
I gound him i finally found him. Thank hod.
@RosesRedThorns5 ай бұрын
The one thing that i would disagree with is that vtubers are usually graduated for being a brand-risk. Historically, the most common reason has been them breaking their contractual obligations, like breaking an NDA.
@zanard335 ай бұрын
Office cliques also probably go into play. Remember, the other place had their talents line up for graduation after the long-neck dragon. Office politics can wear a person down as well.
@Scuffed_Cirno5 ай бұрын
I feel you would leave a huge mark in the vtubing world if you joined an agency
@Goozero15 ай бұрын
Thank you for popping into my field and talking about Vtuber and corporations, mister salaryman orc guy.
@jacquelinefloros12605 ай бұрын
Even though hes never been part of a corpo, I trust his word because he has a dress shirt, a tie, and glasses most of all. No other reason
@user-bl6oj1hl8i5 ай бұрын
The Ork professor explaining things is actually kinda awesome.
@Omega0683 ай бұрын
0:23 lol I wonder why the line started there. XD
@lavenderly_5 ай бұрын
Stress makes sense,Any Corpo vtuber Agency Will have some amount of stress just like any other job,Even the greater companys will still have some sort of stress, Especially Since working at an agency usually means more eyes are on you even if they aren't supporters of you and just knows the Agency,being a Content creator means that you don't only have to worry about the opinion of your higher ups,But also the general Public.
@rika3625 ай бұрын
"I've never been in a corpo." Are u sure about that, sir?? 🤨
@catmage5 ай бұрын
I remember a vtuber I used to watch once praised a company because it had given their agency perms for all their games, even though the company is objectively bad. I figure having to make statements like that would cause a vtuber to wish to leave their agency. It sucks when it doesn't work out, but sometimes it can lead to finding new people and following them into their future projects, and that's pretty cool.
@normalguy55835 ай бұрын
can you be specific?
@rururu4325 ай бұрын
Thank you for this insight into the Vtubing circle blue collar Shrek.