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@sheep-go-quack760015 сағат бұрын
Last time I was this early - Simon only had 5 channels, 1 house and No kids.....
@Craigleefitzgerald15 сағат бұрын
Simon was born with ten channels
@coviox14 сағат бұрын
Are you sure it wasn't an apartment and a house under construction for years?
@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_8813 сағат бұрын
He wasn't known as _"fact boi"_ yet...
@emmakai22438 сағат бұрын
I thought I blocked all of Simon's channels, but he keeps popping up.
@PopeOf4207 сағат бұрын
😂🤣😹🫵😸👍💯💯💯
@4ryan4213 сағат бұрын
I love Dihydrogen Monoxide.
@cameronck14 сағат бұрын
Today astrographics goes the way of business blaze
@thesenate18449 сағат бұрын
I miss when you could tell if it was a Simon channel just from the name. At least we still have the thumbnails
@maranathaschraag575715 сағат бұрын
I love that this video is full of dogs and puppies when Simon is not a fan. lol way to go editor friend :)
@smithbilly46715 сағат бұрын
7:16 SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
@b164671711 сағат бұрын
9:34 the "impending doom" track on the soundtrack
@Durp-E-Derp12 сағат бұрын
Is it because of my headphones... or is the sound quality on Celestium / Warfronts / Decoding the Unkown all over the place lately?.... except the loud and never ending ad reads -.- because ofc they work fine
@MrEnjoivolcom110 сағат бұрын
The sounds have been all over the place lately.
@TribalMatriarch8 сағат бұрын
Music has been a problem of late
@minecat183912 сағат бұрын
Your lightsaber new channel will make a fine addition to my collection - Grievous
@sagitarriulus977311 сағат бұрын
So in other words water is like a never ending frat party where everyone gets swapped around ?
@quirkyMakes14 сағат бұрын
Am I the only one that has noticed the low fps in this video? Did simon hit the wrong fps button again? you know 4k is nice and all but I'd rather you stick to 1080 at 60fps. this 25-30 fps is going to drive me nutz.
@cschmall948 сағат бұрын
It's definitely lower than 25fps, most movies are shot at 24fps, and aren't stuttery like this was at times.
@andymouse8 сағат бұрын
Is it 'Buffer health' under stats for nerds where I read the FPS please ?
@LadyValkyri6 сағат бұрын
I thought the editor was trying some new fancy stop-motion crap. It's so distracting watching that I can't focus on what he's saying, looking like someone is using a Simon shaped paper-doll cut out... Thought I was going crazy or my eyes were seriously f'ed up. Thanks, quirky, for the validation that I'm NOT seeing things! Hugs
@williamrizzo85742 сағат бұрын
He filmed on his Nokia
@sindrek8Сағат бұрын
I was looking for this, I thought I was just really high and seeing in 10fps 😂
@HawkTooa8 сағат бұрын
"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
@AlfaChaos3 сағат бұрын
"Be like water, and run through the hose"
@Turbo4955 сағат бұрын
Great video as always, thank you Simon and the crew!
@KentoLeoDragon14 сағат бұрын
All the puppies. I feel manipulated.
@DenethordeSade.9015 сағат бұрын
Oooh love the name change. Probably the channel Simon does that I love the most.
@stancil8314 сағат бұрын
Is water really so much more than what it seems or we just blowing steam up water's ass?
@Mark-d6u3m12 сағат бұрын
Interesting change of pace Simon, it'd be nice to see more scientific vids.
@brandophiri361811 сағат бұрын
How many channels does this guy have??
@BenjaminCronce13 сағат бұрын
Every time he says "water", take a sip of water
@trevdagg13 сағат бұрын
Or whiskey
@Timmycoo4 сағат бұрын
I remember commenting on a space video that aliens wouldn't come to Earth to salvage our nutrients (much to the chagrin of movie writers). The only thing our planet has in abundance that is out of the ordinary is life itself.
@charlesbryson744311 сағат бұрын
I’d argue that oxygen means more than water
@gamingcultist11 сағат бұрын
Not really. Life on earth evolved long before any free oxygen was in the atmosphere. In fact, oxygen is only there because of biological processes.
@valkyrie01314 сағат бұрын
discuss black holes, specifically, the Phoenix A, the Largest by far.
@bobbrown866110 сағат бұрын
Without Water, we're fucked.
@michaelmorford393215 сағат бұрын
I enjoy water.
@maranathaschraag575715 сағат бұрын
Hydration is key.
@Kerbango-ez6911 сағат бұрын
0:35 - 1:11 ...and it makes coffee.
@garyclark38433 сағат бұрын
So the C'tarl-C'tarl knew what they were doing.
@jimdavis523011 сағат бұрын
Yes water is very strange stuff. Basically made from rocket fuel which is very explosive and used to chuck on fires to put them out.
@andymouse8 сағат бұрын
Pretty good solvent then.
@wit-wielder9 сағат бұрын
Astrographics (Formally Celestium) 🙏
@stancil8314 сағат бұрын
The best part of waking up is two hydrogen one oxygen and one scoop of Folgers in your cup... And probably some pretty crunchy coffee.
@ShadowK4L15 сағат бұрын
Space Is Beautiful
@thethirdchimpanzeeСағат бұрын
HOW MANY CHANNELS DOES THIS GUY HAVE!?!?!? Seriously, I want to know. If there a list? I would actually SUBSCRIBE to them if I knew...
@888johnmac13 сағат бұрын
' nothing else matters ' ..... anyone can see ??
@AvB.8312 сағат бұрын
"Hey ChatGPT, can you mix the sound on this video, but make it so it sounds like it was done by my grandma after the second bottle of wine?" Ffs Simon, get someone to mix the sound for you or learn it. I know the volume always was all over the place between videos and channels, but lately we get videos were the music drowns out the voice or whatever this is.
@elduderino430514 сағат бұрын
Simon has another chanel? How many writers are in the basement now?
@goosenotmaverick115614 сағат бұрын
This channel has been around a while, just recently has been renamed
@goosenotmaverick115614 сағат бұрын
Also it's like 10 or 12, maybe 13. I counted a few weeks back. He still presents on a couple that he does not solely own.
@elduderino430514 сағат бұрын
@@goosenotmaverick1156 What was its old name?
@goosenotmaverick115613 сағат бұрын
@@elduderino4305 "Astrographics" He also renamed "Warographics" to "Warfronts" Now that I've said that, I wonder if the owner of "Biographics" maybe sent him a strongly worded letter about the similarity. From what I understood, he departed because they disagreed on some things already, so it's not so farfetched
@elduderino430513 сағат бұрын
@@goosenotmaverick1156 Wow, I never knew Astrographics existed. I'm glad it showed up in my feed. The rename may have allowed that to happen.
@mr.stimpson404812 сағат бұрын
How many channels do you have man!
@suzandouglass52414 сағат бұрын
Mni Wiconi Water is Life
@MrTexasDan2 сағат бұрын
Uranus ... a gas giant.
@peterkirby1753Сағат бұрын
It's true for puppies 😅
@subscreen65275 сағат бұрын
Planet: Terra Type: Water
@darrenkrivit68544 сағат бұрын
Now I know how many times one can say water in an 18 min video 😁
@DerogatoryMess11 сағат бұрын
You absolutely need to work on your Segway, I almost shut the video off it was so abrupt.
@roteredamus6 сағат бұрын
Great stuff, could do without the over editing. It's like 90's hacker movie stuff man.
@Istandby666Сағат бұрын
@16:24 Water has 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen. You're showing 2 hydrogens and 2 oxygen's, making H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide....lol
@andersmartensson86596 сағат бұрын
Bah, its hard to keep up when your channels change names now and then. :/
@bladedicedragon14 сағат бұрын
why change the name though?
@goosenotmaverick115614 сағат бұрын
I don't know either. I don't watch for the channel name, I watch for the content 😂
@goosenotmaverick115614 сағат бұрын
Also it may have something to do with algorithm appeasement
@goosenotmaverick115613 сағат бұрын
Or, another theory is that the owner of "geographics" and "biographics" had a problem with the names "astrographics" and "warographics" they both changed nearly simultaneously for little explainable reason. Granted he can do whatever he wants, but I find it likely that the person he didn't get along with over there, came after him or threatened to come after him legally. It's quite coincidental that the "_____ics" channels are the only ones that changed. But that's just me and my tin foil theories. 😂
@peterga365814 сағат бұрын
why changing name again ?
@goosenotmaverick115613 сағат бұрын
I'm beginning to wonder if the owner of "Geographics" and "Biographics" maybe sent him a strongly worded letter about the names of his channels, being that this was "astrographics" and "warographics" also changed to "warfronts"
@stancil8314 сағат бұрын
What would instant coffee mixed with powdered cream and sugar taste like? It sounds like an American cereal that would really get you up and going... right to the toilet. Sorry, I'm in my own world. no. Jokes aren't funny here.
@goosenotmaverick115614 сағат бұрын
Probably tastes like a not great cup of coffee. Also look into some higher quality instant. It does exist, and is more palletable than what you're probably thinking of. I've had a couple brands that I actually find to be acceptable when the need is had.
@AldrickExGladius9 сағат бұрын
Water is my favorite thing. Its is an amazing molecule.
@jimdavis523011 сағат бұрын
I think one of the most vital and important uses of water is making beer.
@tylerj.697315 сағат бұрын
Im so sad
@markbothum43388 сағат бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't need it.
@peterbakker209015 сағат бұрын
6 views in 1 minute...shouldn't have changed the name...
@AldrickExGladius9 сағат бұрын
4:25 It has been stated that the human body is chemically equivalent to a mix of water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements. Plus one soul.