Why Women should be President | Lea'h Sampson | Stand Up Comedy

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Lea’h Sampson is a “Textra Millennial” comedian & actress that has opened and toured with artist such as Julio Iglesias, Mike Epps and many more. Featured on Netflix, Peacock, Caffeine Network including comedy festivals all over the country such as Moontower JFL. Her comedy is described as “relatable raw & unexpected” Lea’h tries to bring her crazy upbringing and young adult life to the stage as an open diary with dried ketchup and wine spilt on the cover and on each page.
Instagram: / officialleahsampson
Facebook: / leah.sampson.5
KZbin: @leahsampsoncomedy5169
TikTok: / leahsampson2
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Lea'h Sampson
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asilis
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Ace Ramirez
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Mixing: Ben Rose & Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Z Gregorio
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Greg Feiner (IG: @greg.feiner)
Featured Art: Cándida Peña (IG: @candidapenaarts / www.candidapena.com )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Jagarhaus, in Los Angeles, CA
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[@naynay-fi7iv]

She's hilarious and you never know where her jokes are going to go. Loving the consistent element of surprise!!!

[@smk4428]

All zingers

[@ekenemay]

She's quite unpredictable ❤

[@brianmaluleka9189]

She good like that

[@EternalDensity]

the algebra teacher bit *sent* me!

[@bwar05]

That plan b joke was way better than the crowd made it seem 😂😂

[@duranpredur1098]

I saw it coming miles away. This kinda softened the blow.

[@caroliner3567]

@@duranpredur1098yes i came to the comments to find support for the pain of the crowed now laughing. even if it was clearly set up, shit was clever

[@OReily08080]

It was so good😭

[@fetB]

the crowd made it seem?I never understand why people like you measure the crowds reaction like who cares

[@pharrella_de_Vil]

@@fetBlmao then why you here commenting 😂😮

[@JaysRandomnessChannel]

"...malnutrition, because I didn't have anyone to feed me. So I downloaded this food app...Tinder." 😂😂😂

[@Ilikemusic1369]

I been had a couple good late night snacks on that app 😂

[@lessismore6549]

"Grinder when i wanted brunch" 😂😂

[@Mimigoss]

​@@lessismore6549the way I CACKLED to this 😂

[@milascave2]

Hm.I once heard a pretty young woman say, to somebody else, "I wish that I could be a hoe. I would never have to pay for dinner again." I wanted to tell her, "If you're doing it for fun, that's one thing. But if you are doing it for a material reward, you could do a lot better than a free dinner."

[@LoremIpsumPeach]

​@@milascave2what does this mean :o

[@anvnsi]

Her delivery is like when the intrusive thoughts win and I love it

[@cyntrisenikkole5077]

Every time!😂😂

[@Liveforpurpose1906]

“Except when I take my wig off for the 1st time” 😂

[@armysunicorn9630]

Intrusive thoughts can't win... they're ego dystonic.

[@nirvanaheights]

@@armysunicorn9630 I think they mean impulsive*

[@partypartyyeah303]

Impulsive *

[@tae7x]

she's pretty, her outfit is bomb and the set was lethal. need that special immediately 😭

[@stanleystewart8444]

Immediately!!!

[@ledf2012]

you forgot "Queen" 😂😂

[@athenaargyropoulos5988]

Agreeed!!

[@hannah51238]

I need it out yesterday!! So good!

[@AlanKelly-nm9lx]

no man likes that outfit unless its cause its next to wearing noting hahah

[@Dieorexist]

I love that her jokes have an element of surprise and her whole look in the pink was freaking gorgeous. Her quirky sense of humor is infectious.

[@saph979]

“Drunk texting my mom” killed me in the first 30 seconds 😂😂😂

[@ricchapin723]

That Plan B joke went right over the audiences’ head

[@nessparadis6948]

Imagine that 😂. I’m a virgin and I understood it 🥴🤣.

[@AllAboutPurple]

Genius joke

[@omarct]

Yea i didn't get it either? Looked it up, it is some sort of abortion pill i think. You need to hang around a certain type of people to get it I guess.

[@PeGaSus230]

Or they were not sure how to handle that level of intimate information about her mom...especially since she's black and it hits hard at the stereotypical trope. But she's funny.

[@partypartyyeah303]

@@PeGaSus230 Taking ts way to seriously lmao

[@ThatgirlDswizzie]

Lea'h is hilarious I was cracking up the entire time!!! I love how she would say the most unexpected things I was caught off guard so many times especially w her cool demeanor

[@tryingnot2bdumb]

yuupp😂

[@Officialleahsampson]

it’s like you get me 🥹😮‍💨

[@spacebro1749]

The entire time? I think not

[@ThatgirlDswizzie]

@@Officialleahsampson yesss I get you and you get comedy so so so funny and you make it look easy! keep killing it 💗

[@Hbk-gc7st]

​@@OfficialleahsampsonYou are FUNNY!!! I hope I you'll do your routine in Europe. I wish you a thriving career in stand-up comedy!🙏🏽💝🍀

[@Boog_masskway]

That older guy dying after she said “All my enemies are over 50” 😂😂

[@EughhBrothereughh]

He can relate 😂😂😂

[@coughdrop435]

She’s hilarious her timing is tighter than a punchline rapper and she just flows smoothly

[@Foxfang27]

This crowd is truly not laughing enough or hard enough. Lea’h is fucking killing it

[@TCt83067695]

She's outrageous. I want to hear more from her. Please!

[@nicksanchez4509]

ive never seen a comedian that relied on punchlines this heavily and made it good but holy fuck shes amazing. also the reputition without getting stale. she stays perfectly on topic so well while adding layers the entire time

[@humanpersonne]

I swear this channel has the best standup content.

[@Zeal808]

Yuuup ⭐️

[@user-ur9lu7bd5s]

its been really good lately

[@ELEXANDERTHEGREAT]

Yeah, damn near every set is good

[@Omar_Facio]

Woke “comedy”

[@beconitelight4552]

Factss

[@user-pz4vb9cu8u]

She is AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS! Her delivery and timing is impeccable. The twists and turns in her jokes. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@ml2528]

😂😂🤣😂 she was dropping bars non stop !!!!! Can’t believe I never heard of this lady !! Keep it up sis !!

[@bryanergau6682]

Droppin bars? I think you might be watching the wrong entertainment type......

[@ml2528]

@@bryanergau6682 COMEDIC “bars” sir …or mam …or what you identify as.

[@livewiiiiire]

​@@bryanergau6682nah they right, she's dropping bars

[@JayVicky007]

She WAS dropping bars!

[@KTBEverlasting]

This was the quickest 11 minutes ever. I didn't want it to end. She is hilarious.

[@pri_shay_dior]

I would love to see her on Abbott Elementary. Idk why I feel like she'd fit in. I love her style! 😂

[@OReily08080]

*gasp* yeessssss

[@bloom4096]

Yeeeeeeessssss

[@brendacatchings9529]

Yes, that timing is all AE.

[@chloebrown9106]

She, Ayo, and Quinta in an episode would be perfection

[@DaveyDGaming]

"You talk like a white person in a sorority" "Damn, I do love saying nigga." 😂This joke right here! More of her please!

[@TerenceDingle]

I was weak listening to her!

[@michaeljagdharry]

Her delivery is super sneaky, like I feel like i'm getting punched by an invisible person

[@oyoyoyo7624]

i don’t know whether i should feel jealous of you or not. my invisible people aren’t sneaky at all when they mollywhop me

[@andreap9319]

She needs a 1 hour special!

[@delvaist2]

I feel attacked. My ex had his own name tattooed on his arm 🤣🤣🤣

[@bossyboots5000]

In case he forgot it? 😂

[@delvaist2]

@@bossyboots5000 don’t make me relive that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheKillahKyla]

Did you also have an absent father?

[@maurawhelan3530]

You cant be serious?1

[@delvaist2]

@@maurawhelan3530 im dead serious 🤣

[@careervest]

her timing, execution and change of tone is so clean and enjoyable.

[@jaykay5086]

“All my enemies are over 50” 😭

[@rachelyy]

I’m so upset I can’t find more of her standup work! She’s lethal; her delivery and punchlines are incredible

[@theonetruesarauniya]

I think it's criminal to put Lea'h's almost entire closer in shorts. She is hilarious! So many things hit home.

[@RichTapestry]

It was the short that drew me in to watch the whole set though tbf

[@dremetlock1635]

She is an absolutely amazing comedian. Punchlines, timing, delivery and witt😂😂

[@gennie4779]

bruh, she said....I can never unlock my phone fast enough because the face recognition on my phone doesn't recognize me when I'm happy.

[@strxwbxrry_420]

She’s so talented, I have high hopes for her career as a comedian

[@wharris123184]

Don't Tell Comedy NEVER misses! Great set, Lea'h!

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Yesss!

[@OReily08080]

I am on a marathon, and they're crackin me up

[@cynthiajubiter6889]

WOW, it is great listening to young upcoming comedians. This young lady needs a SPECIAL. TIMING AND QUALITY OF JOKES WERE AMAZING. NO cursing, just great delivery and writing.

[@amortranquilo661]

Loved It!!! Tight set, excellent writing and delivery! 😂😂💀 Come through hour special!!

[@shariffbrown04]

Frfr

[@ClovertheUnburnt]

By the time you can catch your breath form one joke you're already halfway through the next, I can't breathe! She's so good!

[@slfrules1]

"My face recognition doesn't work when i'm happy" !!!

[@randomnyss2011]

I was called crazy and delusional once by a man. Only once my whole lifetime. He was trying to hookup with me, while hiding the fact that he was engaged. Damn, that day I realised men can go much lower than anybody can ever imagine.

[@captainobvious8037]

You sure know how to clump 3 different conversations together. 1. For what reason did this man call you crazy and delusional? You didn't yet tell us about it. 2. Probably 95% of the population would agree, that a man who's hiding the fact that he's trying to cheat on his wife with you as his sidepiece.. is a piece of shit for that matter("for that matter" because maybe this hypothetical person is otherwise a saint. It should always be the BENEFIT of the doubt) 3. "Men can go much lower than anybody can ever imagine" What on earth are you talking about? Doesn't make sense in the slightest or relates to anything you said in your comment, but it makes you sound like a person who makes everything about gender(or sex if you prefer that) for no logically sound reason. Please don't take this as an offense and respond like a stray dog just pissed on you. I'm not assuming you will do that, it's just a precaution.

[@seanrawlinson]

I dunno, using dating apps to get free meals is pretty low to me.

[@alibobali4032]

@@seanrawlinson Maybe some people out there really do that, idk. Obviously, it's such outrageous behavior that this comedian is using it as a joke. A joke, bruv.

[@seanrawlinson]

@@alibobali4032 Not really. She's making light of what women do, using their power and privilege in the sexual marketplace to reinforce antiquated gender roles of men paying for the date and taking advantage of them.

[@Chiron007]

Kept it real. She was witty with it and that outfit was 🔥!! Will have to look for more of her bits!

[@ethanwisdom1282]

"grindr when i wanted brunch" SHE JUST GAGGED US ALL😭😭😭

[@RonewaPhotos]

The first part of the set was a masterclass in the art of the mislead. 🔥

[@lonicocopuffs]

I haven't laughed this much at standup comedy in a minute. She's so effortlessly funny.😂😂😂

[@ahhhhhwahaaaa630]

BRO I am screamingg 🤣 she's just so casually funny, good delivery! That last one killed me!! Please let there be more sets of her oh my god 😂 genuine and natural delivery - doesn't sound forced unlike some comedians 💀 I loved this so much!!!

[@abu4m9ja]

How havent i heard of her before? That was a strong 10 min set!👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@stanleystewart8444]

One of the strongest I've seen from ANY comic in a longgg time

[@jayatoumashoatz4730]

One of the best stand ups I’ve seen in a very long time

[@supreemcourt9181]

Dam that’s unfortunate

[@feelsreel]

@@supreemcourt9181balls

[@xdmztryvsvedine2773]

I love seeing newer comics hit my algorithm. She’s funny af. Love the stories too.

[@fabirkemarian6370]

"All my enemies are over 50." 😅..... as a man over 50,I approve of this message.😄

[@alisterfolson]

She read the assignment. Keep it short and sweet and leave us wanting more. I'm here for it!

[@katied2579]

First time I've seen you, and was totally entertained the whole time! Very witty, loved the show, can't wait to see more from you

[@sihlecasperzulu5502]

The plan B joke was true penmanship 🖍️ nothing but straight bars😂

[@Noelcrcr]

Dude, this lady had me laughing and slapping my damn knees. Freaking hilarious.

[@ToddRock16]

Doncha love it when you stumble across great comedy? This bit by Lea'h Sampson is high - level 70s style genius sh.. t. Thank you Lea'h. 🎉

[@Officialleahsampson]

thank you 🙏🏾

[@leimoan800]

I love her wit and sarcasm❤❤

[@colinskahilu]

She pokes at social issues in the most unexpected way. that Dubai joke was crazy😭😭😭

[@duhprofessors]

Super solid set. Can't wait to see more of her in the future

[@shaniyagreen9644]

This is some of the best delivery I’ve seen in a while. ! Such a cute outfit too. I enjoyed this

[@comedianmarchenderson3955]

Amazing jokes. Love her writing. Very impressive!

[@pqunit]

She's really great ! Seen a few short clips on social media before this. She does not hold back, I love it

[@opeyjokey]

She killed this!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@PSHOW]

“ I had to download all these food apps like tinder” wild af😂

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

She does that Nikki Glaser thing of regular volume setup, half pause, low half whispered subversive punchline

[@livewiiiiire]

But she does it so much better

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

And for crazy people, I get that she didn't create that style

[@fxchaser4310]

I was here for comedy but got way more, she's not only smart, articulate but a whole package 💓 She gets you to commit to an idea about what she'll say next and switches the whole thing up like any smart comedian should😂😂(now that's talent 😊)

[@MaryWashington-Lewis]

🎯

[@godvibesonly7137]

I went to school with her. Didn’t know she was this funny 😂😂

[@jayd152]

Are you the algebra teacher?

[@skeletorlikespotatoes7846]

You know what type of guys she likes?

[@faithonwumere4204]

​@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846i wanna know too lol

[@skeletorlikespotatoes7846]

@@faithonwumere4204 yeah I'm crushing so hard already. But I'm guessing she wouldn't like a skinny white boy

[@bettiiblu]

​@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846lol you weren't listening, her type is being fed, baby lmao U probably have a chance😂

[@jasmyneriley3055]

The laugh I needed😂 She killed every minute👏🏼

[@jessicaleighallegedly3269]

Love her! So funny! This is by far the best comedy channel.. hands down

[@southtoe3607]

The Grindr brunch one got me 😂

[@theedgeofoblivious]

She's really clever! This was great. Really good delivery.

[@marozid1]

Her jokes are a bunch of out of left field attacks and I love them. lol

[@SaronJoy]

SHE'S ADORABLE, CHARISMATIC, & BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[@babajidejoshua7287]

She's good. That was a frigging tight set and she DELIVERED 😂

[@ciavasquesholder4108]

NOT DRUNK TEXTING YOUR MOM 😂😂😂

[@betabetapsi]

She needs a Netflix special. She's really good

[@plumeria1985]

I can't get enough of this set, omg

[@dcarnage9211]

Great jokes, great delivery. Looking forward to seeing more of her work!

[@marywatson3752]

Love your Stand Up!!! So glad I came across this clip! Can't wait for more!!!

[@AnyaSunshine1]

It's the delayed *"Queen!"* for me. 😂😂😂

[@RastaAfricanGentleman]

The funniest part to me about not having depression anymore because of not having health insurance is literally what happened to me when I quit my job hahaha and I am in a different part of the world but could relate

[@gogoscorner1111]

The Algebra teacher!!! 👀😳...😂😂😂 Omg MORE!!! Like immediately lol... she's amazing and that outfit is BADASS!!! Lol I need more! 😂😁🥰♥️

[@georgegray4306]

I laughed through the whole set. She is hilarious😂😂😂. She needs her own show.

[@bfoster68]

straight up, she is funny. Glad I found this clip. Laughter is good for the soul.

[@MathMadeSimple777]

It’s giving passive aggressive but I love the reality of it. Comedians have this way about them where they make fun of the darkness of the world

[@humanfactor750]

This is the comedy that makes you say, " Wait what!!!!!" and you just laugh while she's on to the next line......lol Great job I enjoyed this.

[@timtim9o5]

That was a great set. Solid talent right there, love to see it.

[@leev3]

"Food apps like Tinder" 😂

[@armanedwards]

SHES DOPE!!!!!!! love her sarcasm certainly!!!!! need to see more !!

[@tvwithtiffani]

I love the tempo of her delivery. Very easy to digest. And she's cute. Makes it easy to listen

[@qtamiq2948]

white guy: "You could have told me that you had cancer" 😂

[@Superb_virg]

She’s a true professional! 👏🏾 very funny, great delivery

[@backyardanimals777]

I love your humor! You are sensitive but it works out for you - those punchlines. Amazing work. Thank you.

[@robynaubrettehardy3604]

Her delivery is amazing! 😂

[@missx147]

This lady is fantastic! I have to see her in person 😂

[@monicabourque4296]

She is hilarious! Great punchline timing!!

[@lordsxman]

"They don't sound free!" Took me ouuut!

[@sarahanderson6913]

Lea'h is hilarious!! I hope to see her more

[@sipho6013]

Excellent delivery. Perfect set 💯 looking forward to seeing more of her

[@rosemagny]

She was amazing 🤩 delivery was on point! I need to see more of her 😍

[@Blullaby]

I would use a different title and definitely a different excerpt as a cover picture for the video! I almost passed because I thought it'd be a boring topic to focus on. But I'm a sucker for a pretty face, and she had the prettiest of faces so I still clicked, and I'm glad I did ! Baby girl is wickedly witty, and I had a great time! I hope she gets the attention and success she so deserves ❤

[@DitkoBit-in3lh]

Glad I’m not the only one who clicked it half heartedly, but was happily surprised. This lady is funny as hell!

[@-chenlanying5818]

5:42 they sound free 🤣🤣

[@kojoyeboah7]

Real funny and absofcuknlutely adorable 🥰

[@RDreamer]

This was funny as hell. Leah is super talented! I hope to see a lot more from her in the future.

[@justinewanda9652]

Lea'h!!!!!! The Thomas Jefferson punchline had me screaming

[@MonteaNoLipton]

The food struggle real...ain't nobody mad at you girl ❤