Why Won't He Marry Her?! | Big Jay Oakerson | Stand Up Comedy

[@pathologicaldoubt]

That fake proposal gag was amazing

[@lgorto]

god tier bit

[@jasonalper4065]

Jay makes me laugh a lot, but that might have been my loudest. Just perfect

[@Hjaelteomslag]

So awesomely mean-spirited! 😂

[@budgreenjeans]

True heavyweight champion

[@rogerdat2884]

So good

[@itsMBWAAA]

“Do you wanna ask her something?” Cracked me the fuck up hahaha

[@bigjayoakerson]

that was crazy

[@Palifico43560]

Fake proposal and maple syrup, Big Jay comin’ out swinging 😂😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

damn right come for me mfs

[@CCartel7]

That’s gonna be a long ride home 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

damn right

[@SDGLFDNC]

@@bigjayoakerson Well done sir.

[@WalterDiamond]

That proposal setup was awesome!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks man that was fun

[@dingbat999]

ohhhh jay that question bit was f*cked upppp😂😂😂😂 HAHAHA

[@bigjayoakerson]

had to do it to em

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

Lol that was hilarious. Also, he doesn't want to marry her cause he doesn't want to lose his house! Smart man! =)

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@SDGLFDNC]

I’ll never have to worry about that if I get married. I’m 5’10”, but when I stand on my wallet I’m 4’3”.

[@BigCheese1]

Untouchable in comedy!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks big cheese

[@colinjones8265]

Quick! Grab my stool, Big Jay just posted

[@bigjayoakerson]

lmao hell yeah

[@SDGLFDNC]

Stool is involved with me watching this.

[@prestoncassise4813]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jay's fkn crazy good

[@L0rdEsedess]

"Close" 😂😂😂 You don't want to tell me... That's Fine😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

close enough!

[@GahMorninJulia]

Hearing their tense interaction , then the proposal bit after, was hilariously timed.

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks man

[@richardjones7232]

Dude that whole knowing she was gonna shit 40 minutes in had me rolling!!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah when you know you know

[@ButWhatDoEyeKnow]

“You don’t even know if he’s bad at it!” 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

poor girl

[@hyxsteric]

Goddamnit that proposal gag was so goooood

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks man

[@mattfrye2640]

4:22 Damn that's gonna be an uncomfortable Uber ride home 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@MarginWalker]

Jay comes through with some Florida love, I got through the Hurricane without too much damage. Thanks for the laughs, I needed it. I bet that was an uncomfortable ride home, first thing she probably asked after getting in the car. "Why won't you marry me" Dudes like "fuking Jay". Always uploading Gold! Big Jay

[@bigjayoakerson]

gotta do what i gotta do

[@craigstrickland1572]

Calling her out like that, such a move I can get behind!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@Papi_Joe]

"you were at the store" 🤣

[@bigjayoakerson]

it's true

[@MiguelRivera-r1t]

😂😂😂

[@JSykes110]

One of the best clips of jay ive ever seen... Nice work Jay... Hello from Philly

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro go eagles!

[@nordicdusk]

Your the absolute best i swear always cracks me up LOVE IT.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@Justin-ly9zw]

“Just like you said she’d have to shit 40min in”😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@BenjySparky]

Jay,you rock! 😂 Peace

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks benjy

[@aaronpeters1770]

man you are always hilarious!! don't stop ,bc that's what she said. keep killn it

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks aaron!

[@jefff8467]

On the pancake syrup cover model he got me. I was like awwww and there is no one here but me. 😁

[@bigjayoakerson]

lmao

[@LewisRhymes]

​ @bigjayoakerson Man, you need to come to Scotland, we love this ruthless style of comedy! Best on the comedy scene, been a fan for a while now!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks lewis

[@amberwilliams9950]

That was brutal

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@Gcm42011]

Story warz waz dope tonight!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@jasonszeto7790]

yeah that a banger. even with bert's laughing

[@Melissarogers-uy4xw]

Goddamn it! You are the hilarious! 😂 And you killed the rap battle!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thank you

[@indermann9523]

So damn good. Jay one of the greatest of all time.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks brother

[@xxyoungachieverxx_8817]

You just could resist!!😂😂 you wanna ask her a ? 💀💀💀

[@bigjayoakerson]

so fun

[@mothrone]

Always hilarious. I can't wait for new Bonfire episodes. I hope to see you in Indy next time

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro appreciate the support

[@jakebiebel8609]

You are hilarious! I’ve been binging your stuff and I’ve literally cracked up at every single video I’ve seen

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks for the support jake

[@bryanmurphy1524]

Your clips are the best man. Seriously top notch

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks brother

[@shawnpaul6620]

Big Jay is awesome!! He should definitely be a bigger than he is.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@MiguelRivera-r1t]

Big Jay is genius.. fuckin hilarious dude!

[@bigjayoakerson]

its true

[@robertkagel9184]

Holy shit Jay! Brilliant!

[@bigjayoakerson]

Thanks bro

[@Jules_73]

Sick burn teeing up the proposal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks jules

[@TheSmitty890]

I HAVE to see you live man. Killing it as usual

[@bigjayoakerson]

come out man i got dates all over!

[@Tony525_]

My algorithm been heavy with Big Jay clips. Put the special out

[@guyhorowitz158]

INCREDIBLE!!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Fantastic, as always

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks jeff

[@Johnny-c2o]

Big Jay is the best comic not enough people know about..I’ve seen him 3 times and he’s even better in person and a nice dude. Which he would come to St. Pete

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks johnny

[@richardvasquez6746]

"Everyone was horny dude" 😂😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

still are

[@OWG55]

Thanks man, needed that…. 👍🏼😎

[@bigjayoakerson]

appreciate it

[@crasht213]

The camera cut prematurely. That guy ended up proposing to her right before Jay got off stage. Then Jay went back to the green room and took a 10 minute online class to become an ordained minister and married them in the parking lot. All 3 went back to the hotel and he shaved them both completely bare and video taped the consummation.

[@SDGLFDNC]

If he were to do that for me, I’d prefer to look like a man-o-lantern.

[@6DCNostrada]

Killing it, legend

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks big dawg

[@NOTSparkyPants]

I swear to god, I said “damn he’s doing it right” at the exact same time.

[@danaorgera3313]

New York Comedy Club in Stamford CT!!! I’m not gonna stop til you come 😉 pun intended

[@bigjayoakerson]

appreciate you!

[@oldghostbilly]

OMG Jay, always epic, this was epic++usa#1

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah billy

[@Tacos_Paco]

Wish you would come to Colorado.

[@bigjayoakerson]

one day paco

[@markross369]

Comedy frickin gold

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks brother

[@tahuaroa]

kick ass set bro… funny as!!! hope you get to tour here in australia

[@bigjayoakerson]

one day hopefully

[@7bigsmoke4]

Diabolical 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@chrissnowden-bi7lo]

4:37 He has glasses that none of us mear mortals can see

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@AToemekVGs]

Grandma mhms 😂😂😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

love grandma mhmss

[@AToemekVGs]

@@bigjayoakerson come back to Wisco you, Mullen, and Shane are the best

[@darkocebuhar3889]

STORY ROAD WARRIOR 🤣🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏻

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@arshia5802]

Holy shit man you read every comment that's awesome

[@bigjayoakerson]

try my best

[@toh6261]

Just fucking laugh at it. 🤣

[@bigjayoakerson]

just do it!

[@kylebassitt5405]

Coulda had a pretty good bit on Boston racism with the Red Sox hat lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

lol

[@wetwoodepic972]

ahahaha that was brilliant jay

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@TheTjSquire]

Fuck, that setup was so funny.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@acemccloud7413]

Oh snap Minister Oakerson 😮😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

amen

[@tonyg490]

Is this that guy from the infamous Story Wars? The best new podcast out there? One of the Story Warriors!?

[@bigjayoakerson]

...... yes ;)

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

Gold, bold, and, truth be told, never oversold! (Plus, never forget: facial loads, always loaded by Joe Blow's fentanyl-free coke, cut with venom, from a toad. Alrighty, NOW: OFF YA GO! LmMFaO!!!)

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks brother

[@_Vader_]

It’s time for another special.

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@stevebrown9002]

yu're soo good

[@bigjayoakerson]

thank you

[@wickedlester5320]

Oooo lalala - Gary baby.

[@bigjayoakerson]

gary baby!

[@adammagoon8942]

My leg is in this clip!

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@SpiralOut789]

Heck yea homie

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro

[@darinkaintz386]

"GrandMa MmHm's"

[@erikmattson875]

Oh the hidden Aunt Jemima joke, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, if you get it you get it, lololololol

[@bigjayoakerson]

lololololololololololololololololol

[@CatDogWalk]

Jay, you mofo! The proposal gag was great.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks man

[@CatDogWalk]

@bigjayoakerson I am a 60 year old woman in Minnesota who loves you! I want to go to Skankfest or the Stand someday! I'm all in for the LOS, Skankfest, YKWD, Bonfire. You guys keep me smiling and laughing!

[@johntoledo8965]

Chubby boyfriend is cute as fuck!!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

horny

[@jasonszeto7790]

im asian big jay. and will def come to your show when in toronto .

[@bigjayoakerson]

woah that would be cool

[@JimWorsham]

Jay "the card" is food stamps bro. I know we use it haha

[@bigjayoakerson]

damn right

[@BanditsOfJersey]

18 minutes ago?!? let’s goooo

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@introvertincognito4518]

Jay, is the X tat on your hand refer to Straight Edge?

[@Fyrecide]

That dude had to propose soon after. There’s no way he got out of this situation without having to do something.

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@HypnotizedNinja]

Mothership show can't come soon enough 👀

[@bigjayoakerson]

i feel the same way!

[@the420educationstation]

Grandma Mhmm 😂

[@mavssami41]

YERRRGORITHM

[@duke3250]

and they need somebody for the cover lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

they do

[@jasonahlstrand1118]

God I’m not being my girlfriend to a show lol.

[@bigjayoakerson]

good bros only

[@imnotyetdeadd]

BLUE JAY OAKERSON

[@bigjayoakerson]

tweet tweet

[@PJHVols]

Adrenaline…in my soul…

[@bigjayoakerson]

yes thank you

[@plausible.deaniability]

come back to the bay area pls

[@bigjayoakerson]

one day

[@damnedlock2956]

7 years.....damn dude.

[@TrippyHippy-585]

Hey bro my name is Trippy Hippy, I'ma comic from Rochester,NY. I seen your coming my way on October 25th and 26th(Buffalo). I was wondering if you would be willing to let me open for you. I give you my word I won't let you down. I have plenty of funny material. I can send you some if you need. I love you bro you're legit one of my favorite comics. It would be an honor. I know it's a long shot, but closed mouths don't get fed ya know. Hope I get to meet you at least. Mush Love, Stay Trippy.

[@victoriaharris8543]

F Florida I would have moved have moved too

[@bigjayoakerson]

damn hell yeah

[@fakshen1973]

I had a live-in girlfriend that thought I was going to marry her. But she kept getting more an more attitude with me as time went on... as well as packing on more and more weight. Something had to give... besides the springs in the mattress.

[@bigjayoakerson]

lmao "live-in girlfriend"

[@OdinSonne]

We all know why he aint marrying lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@luisalvarez2692]

Tattoos are pretty cool, but his jokes are cooler.

[@bigjayoakerson]

aww thanks

[@Fryepod3628]

*she hates facial cutshots* Somehow the most probable response became the least probable, and it worked 😂 Edit; wait? This is albany? Wtf... what is my dumbass waiting on, I'm fucking 40 miles away.

[@bigjayoakerson]

come on!

[@JD-dh7bk]

The couple living together she wants him to propose, they should break up. 7yrs. They aren't on the same page. If he was gonna ask he would have already.

[@bigjayoakerson]

damn true

[@ceciliod.zaracho3037]

Chinese? Sure. 100% Taiwanese

[@bigjayoakerson]

oooo good call

[@victoriaharris8543]

No you didn’t get the local legislation involved lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

i did not

[@ThePeperjack]

And bonfire is still terrible there’s no saving that show

[@bigjayoakerson]

aww

[@GahMorninJulia]

@@bigjayoakerson Crackle crackle forever mfs! 🔥

[@ThePeperjack]

@@GahMorninJulia nah bonfire is worse than ymh shame Tom’s wife didn’t drop for being awful.

[@yesssssssir55555]

Grandma mmhmmms

[@bigjayoakerson]

grandma mhmms is FIRE

[@TheTexican05]

Hit the like button if you use Jay for therapy. 👍 ❤️

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks bro