Big Jay Oakerson - Luis & The Dog - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@sgtbaker2072]

"I love a girl who lost her parents young." - One of the funniest things anyone has ever said. Big Jay!!

[@patrickincharlestonsc4935]

She’s a broken chick and bc of tragedy she can get down w a dog eating her box. That help?

[@pierrelemagnifique205]

Patrick Stewart that‘s not really funny. It‘s sad that people exist who think that way about girls

[@chiefchilly1]

@@pierrelemagnifique205 it was a joke dude

[@geoffreypowell1595]

Poisoned Bytoxic it wasn’t my words partner. Was just a layman’s way of explaining. I have 2 daughters of my own. I also have a sense of humor and know when something is said in satire and not to be taken seriously. Loosen the collar buddy.

[@stevetaylor3681]

@@geoffreypowell1595 some people should just avoid all comedy. Even Nick At night might be deemed offensive to Poisoned Bytoxic. Wow. Edit: it's sad that people exist that can't take a joke.

[@jacobpacheco3165]

I hate the fact that I love Jay's comedy yet cannot find enough of it

[@seemslegit2412]

Watch Bonfire podcast

[@markguzman7412]

Crackle crackle

[@riggledappstudios8616]

They shoutout his podcast at the very beginning. Unless you tryna find more standup cuz like yeah where tf it at!

[@jacobpacheco3165]

@@riggledappstudios8616 that's what I meant. I don't have the attention span for podcasts

[@brycestanhope2258]

Today is your day bud

[@derekblankenship8970]

Most underrated comic right now.

[@zoidberger1652]

I feel like an asshole cuz i only heard about him like 3 weeks ago..

[@dramkilgallen5237]

Derek Blankenship you comment on everyone of his videos.

[@killer4016]

I agree with you 💯 percent Derek Blankenship

[@DiZZy13T]

Just saw him live tonight, his improv ability is insanely good ... lives us to it LIVE!

[@onebluntman10]

as long as youre here before the masses youre good

[@HeyYaKnow]

I’ve grown an extreme appreciation for this guy throughout quarantine here in Peru. Jay is hilarious and his angles always pay off.

[@BakerOrDie123]

2:31 "White guy, lip biting fun" Brilliant lol.

[@bilbobagginski4520]

BakerOrDie123 haha yes! I wasn't the only one who caught that.

[@LoganDoesSumShiet]

@@bilbobagginski4520how is that a joke that one has to catch?

[@LoganDoesSumShiet]

@@bilbobagginski4520I don’t care if this was eight years ago.

[@Peztrumentals]

i love that they gave this guy two time slots

[@billyconforto7673]

I think he has 3 of these

[@taylorgoetz7604]

yo wat

[@astralmiind]

@@billyconforto7673 yes but he has two different stories in one night, he’s wearing the same clothes and has the same audience in another clip.

[@jv-lk7bc]

5

[@timjohnson9581]

This guy is such a great story teller!

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

Definitely. He’s a true artist

[@dogchaser520]

Your name in your picture looks like Tい in Japanese. Mix of English and hiragana, pronounced ti. So where's the tea at

[@chad3358]

His voice has a nice quality to it.

[@MrRayne911]

This was way better than the last one... ok now I understand all the love for the guy

[@herpallday1284]

The Heretic the one of him in a threesome had me crackin up which are you referring to?

[@lauriewilliams3335]

The degenerates on netflix has him too. The bit about his daughter is good to.

[@kattiemartin5457]

Big Jay Oakerson is the prettiest Thicc dude ever.

[@chente5365]

kattie martin im thicc too

[@chickennugget9616]

He looks like he lives at comiccon

[@SpacemanXC]

Round 2 with Big Jay? Fucking YES PLEASE!!

[@TimRules2]

Great story by itself. Even better when you know who Luis J Gomez is.

[@algonzalez9836]

Lol I could imagine it perfect

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

The Puerto Rican Rattle Snake!!

[@zombieleg971]

The same guy who tried to fight the McDonald's employee?????

[@jojog2003]

@@zombieleg971 probably

[@dogchaser520]

@@MsDawnKeyballs Nick Mullen?

[@arbington]

High and just listened to Africa. Thanks Big Jay.

[@smelpiecrew]

Sport is a real ass dog.

[@newdarkages3044]

This is a real ass comment

[@Philmatic1213]

+newdarkages this is a real ass reply to a comment

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

And I will acknowledge all your guys' realness

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Blop blop doggies.

[@ptcrusa]

Big Jay looks he would have been in a Seattle grunge band in the 90s, or a character in a Kevin Smith movie

[@rocknrollguru23]

It wasn't until I started listening to Legion of Skanks that I realized this must be Luis J. Gomez and his friend was Dave Smith.

[@amklein6206]

The J. stands for jews won't represent him.

[@newdarkages3044]

This story is so much better after listening to Legion of Skanks. This story is 100% believable.

[@skillfulgoose101]

@@newdarkages3044 you know the episode? i would love to hear that shit from their untimed delivery of the encounter

[@MaynardOwns]

Yeah also Louis of believe you me with Michael Bisping.

[@jessicaj8564]

@@amklein6206 you know jay oakerson is a jew right?

[@MikeCaputo]

4:09 the asian girl behind the redhead is dying of laughter

[@taxidrivernwo]

She isn't laughing, she is getting eaten out by sport(Luis' dog).

[@DmitryIvanAlyosha80]

This is awesome. I heard him tell this story at Mayhem Festival back when Korn headlined it. I never thought I'd see it on here!

[@70percentAdvertising]

Middle of a bong hit "he tapped out and wiped his little dog chin" I almost died (*_*) this guy's stories are hilarious 👍

[@mikec3675]

It's funny Big Jay's delivery here sounds like Dave Attell. I love them both.

[@ASalv188]

Apparently Big Jay used to open up for Dave Attell so there's probably a strong influence there

They have a similar sounding voice to me too. I've thought that for years, first time I heard Big Jay it was just an audio clip and for a sec I thought it was an old Dave Attell set when he was younger.

[@SubUrbanSF]

Yup.

[@Deimus333]

Super like Attel, but even more relaxed

[@brennanSmith613]

Met jay in montreal guys my favourite comic . Didnt dissapoint a truly genuine dude i was wasted and he still gave me 10 minutes of his time to shoot the shit

[@theidiotphilosopher2991]

Big Jay is such a pro. Watching him work is awesome.

[@enderjh-2560]

Big Jay is probably one of the best comics out there to date.

[@TheCaymanRasta]

This dude is fucking hilarious, I have no idea why ive never heard of him

[@JL-pq4rl]

"5 to 6 and one half minutes." Such class lol

[@27STS]

HA! Man, big Jay really is a great story teller.

[@shanedon34]

No Legion of Skanks fans yet? It's a crime Big Jay hasn't exploded yet. Still I don't want to lose him.

[@Mandy7D7]

I appreciate this very much. The more Jay the better.

[@mattlandry]

This is one of my favourite stories on here. Fucking amazing.

[@michaelradican7216]

My ribs hurt from laughing so hard!!! Excellent story brother!!

[@FrederickFIintstone]

Hilarious. This guy has so much talent.

[@juanguillermorecarte3727]

Big Jay is a fuckin story telling God

[@FreestyleFonda]

A hot chick that can't laugh - worst date ever.

[@denvertitus235]

Well she's laughing more than Jay's other video

[@jameswood1935]

I had a hot friend that i really fancied... over time i realised that she NEVER laughed, she would just say "thats so funny" in different levels of excitement. Boner killer!

[@WhaleofDreams]

james wood she might’ve had a deep anxiety about laughing out loud. Just about every chick I’ve been close with has confided in me that they are afraid to laugh out loud, especially in company. And especially hot ones, they always fear opening up and being themselves. Everybody has awkward/odd qualities about them, and hot chicks don’t want anyone to know about their quirks, lest they be mad fun of or talked about behind their back. It can come down to the most minute details, including the sound of their own laugh. I’ve tried to explain to every girl I’ve been close enough with that if they would just take off the mask and be themselves, they would be so much more appealing & attractive, but they’re often too afraid & cowardly to believe that or even take the step to try it. Nope, they’ve gotta keep on pretending that they have zero flaws & quirks, as if they’re some type of cyborg. What they don’t understand is that your unique quirks & ‘flaws’ are part of what make you interesting, attractive, and most of all, human. Some chicks cling to their insecurities as if they would be nothing without them, when in fact if they were to drop those insecurities they would be far more attractive and would stand out as a top shelf female.

[@calviincalifornia4048]

@@jameswood1935 no, that was just mandy moore from scrubs with jd..

[@calviincalifornia4048]

@@WhaleofDreams if they take off their mask they can be caught on camera while they are robbing the convenience store!

[@laDy_A1ram]

I need more of these in my life

[@iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

I love this guy so much

[@Aaron-hi9vp]

Shout out to Sport , playing f@&&ot chase me up in heaven with the big man R.I.P doggie

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@algonzalez9836]

I saw this a few years ago before I watched legion of skanks and now that I seen it again and I know the dudes makes it so much funnier

[@UnoThatYouKnow]

i like how they planted Christine in the front row lol

[@devhill8166]

I would love to chill with this dude so hilarious

[@camoang614]

RIP Sport 💕

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@Jamezeys]

He is so vivid! Hart to top this man.

[@R41D3RNAT10N]

Whoever does the intros for this show deserves a raise they always wild af💀

[@watsuppeopleitsme]

is it me or do I hear a distinct Christine laugh in the background the entire time right up until when he says he would marry that chick and then it disappears only to reappear again oh Peter

[@michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699]

I've said this before, and I'll say it again, this guy is seriously funny!

[@Bruceybaby2009]

Big Jay is the best storyteller with the best stories

[@Treeezplz]

This guy is so fucking ruthless 😂😂😂 I love it. He's so damn funny Jesus

[@macabrew]

I genuinely thought it was gonna escalate to the dog mounting her LOL

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

Love big J. Awesome story. Idgaf if it was made up or real. In my mind it will always be a real story. Amazing. Haha

[@KTown_Painter]

I cant stop watching him.

[@jv-lk7bc]

4:42 might be the best moment I've ever seen in any comedy ever.

[@stevefox8091]

This guy is special. Watch out for him holly shit!!!

[@clarkparker4860]

This is the greatest story ever told!

[@nestawylde]

2:30 in the *morning* on a Monday *night.* 😂😂

[@SeeWorldKevin]

Dude can tell a fuckin STORY

[@TrzaGoesHard]

Here to support Sport.

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@Gunwoo_Gim]

what did he say at 4:06? I hear "a dog eating an Asian, the irony alone is fuckin' mind'em" I learn American English by watching this series.

[@Sinskiii]

Gunwoo Gim he says "mind-numbing"

[@9029-d7t]

I heard mind-boggling

[@amberparker9883]

I love this fucking guy!! 👍👍💯

[@joemoose102]

Amber Parker he’s awesome 😂

[@batcat1212]

Man, this was some unique style of delivery!

[@BUSTERPOSEYFAN111]

best dude on this series

[@leiladekwatro3147]

when you realize this story happened 10 years ago

[@johannesberg8649]

"an interacial, interspecies gang bang" lmao

[@jf5618]

Rumor has it Sport earned his red wings that day

[@cristianmedrano8674]

this guys stories are awesome

[@frankielittriello3512]

Greatest storyteller Ever!!! Botttom line..

[@jmillz60]

i still just want the opening theme for this stuff

[@copache]

BEST intro

[@rafaelsikk2646]

Fav comedian ever!!!!!!!

[@leeroy7729]

Oh wow Jays not wearing his gloves 😂😂

[@destroythemanb07]

Africa by Toto IS the greatest song of all time. there's no question

[@BipoIarbear]

Be my baby by the ronnetes

[@eiloen]

@@BipoIarbear... Sucks...

[@BigKarl519]

RIP Sport

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@MrOliverTube]

He´s one of the best...

[@sestrenger7015]

Time to listen to Africa by Toto 19 times in a row.

[@joedeluca9415]

Great storytelling!🤟👏👏

[@markbradley1419]

My favorite comedian

[@LuisJGomezComedy]

*Luis

[@ericabrams8349]

***** Happy birthday you filthy idiot

[@adrianpardo2138]

Where is the J?

[@cummingonyourface]

LUIS! Fan love baby

[@danglin-wang402]

You trained sport well

[@brennanSmith613]

Now i know where the whole "doggie" term came from

[@brimp2468]

RIP sport the dog. He just got put down a few days ago 😭

[@biged7415]

wait what how do you know

[@tomasotreasaigh111]

The second he said "..and the dog jumped up on the bed.." I knew the punchline would be about a dog eating an Asian.

[@moneypennymedia84]

He brings out the good in the world. funny as hell.

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

His stories are always fucked up and funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bashmogd4468]

i swear god it is not the fuckin story ,it is the fuckin way he said it this dude is talent

[@jamieknox681]

Seriously, who's idea was it to film this using that stage? It's weird to have a comedian doing his thing with a bunch of people standing behind him looking uncomfortable as fuck.

[@lenguamuerto]

This didn't originally start as a televised show

[@cammoses4464]

dont like it dont watch. The rest of us will carry on and laugh our asses off

[@06rtm]

Ari's idea. It's a real strip club

[@leolarose2099]

it's a mirror......

[@stephen_jc]

leo larose if it was a mirror you would see Jays Reflection

[@nonamenolast4648]

i wish he used the luis voice lol

[@mathiasperricone2370]

I need the dog version on this story! Haaaaa

[@TheRealisticperson]

Best Story Ever!!!!

[@misukchotit4662]

"luis and the dog" RIP Sport

[@ericl5295]

lol these are great im just waiting for brian williams to do one, call it "this is really not happening"

[@06rtm]

Hahahaha

[@J43rv1]

Has Luis ever told this story on LOS or RAP? I would love to hear his side of the tail

[@nickumoh4267]

Big Jay is a beast. Please come to Austin for moontower comedy fest

[@916631993]

best intro evah, nothing like a cliff diver

[@marymandering]

the red headed girl's reaction to his racist ass dog eating joke at 4:06 is the funniest thing on this entire website

[@shitstorm5star]

RIP Sport J. Gomez

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@ParanoidFutures]

RIP Sport!

[@tacojohns2426]

RIP, Sport!

[@butterknutts5888]

yea doggie !

[@butterknutts5888]

Sport ! RiP dawgieeeeee

[@shel12345]

...adds just an extra special caveat on to luis's dog rescued by stranger story

[@simon01ize]

Wonderful comic!

[@maxx.mazzeo]

Thats the best so far, this is hilarious

[@victorcampos-herrera4593]

RIP SPORT! 🤘

[@tallyho101]

Great story teller!

[@paulfroelich1024]

Jay is awesome.