"Why You Shouldn't Touch Plastic Cups" | Creepypasta

[@Chalupa_bruh]

"There is no way creepypasta titles can get anymore random! " Clancy: *not so fast hooligan*

[@cursedteacup1431]

“There’s no way that titles of creepypastas can get more randome or long” Clancypasta: “*hold my beer*”

[@sabrena1977]

"Why I Don't Wear T-Shirts Anymore"

[@chewie_charmander3101]

“Why I don’t wipe my ass after taking a shit anymore”

[@the3musketyrs479]

Underrated comment. I died laughing.

[@ericabillings4146]

I couldn't agree more haha...

[@izthistaken]

The real horror is that he didn't even get his 30 bucks

[@murderhornet9194]

15

[@murderhornet9194]

Spoke too soon

[@gabumoh]

The horror 😭

[@Jeanelle_Char]

Izzy Everitt lol 😂😂😂

[@badtimesallaround]

I think a good twist would have been that he found 30 bucks in the cup and wrote his buddies name on it.

[@mr.nobody8288]

The moral of the story is that before you watch your friend do something obviously stupid make sure you get your thirty dollars first.

[@tristanvliet]

Yeah!!!!!, I was thinking the same thing lol

[@lampylightbulb]

Definitely

[@Peonypigeons]

Cup: touch me *Law and Order Intro Intensifies*

[@SepticShockAKAVin]

nO

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

😂

[@Menyceprod]

😂 😂 😂

[@Rae-ck9hx]

Furry

[@indiexcorex2]

*touches red plastic cup* Guess I’ll die

[@passthesalt2338]

Death is welcome

[@johny__hazmat8133]

cant imagine wut they would say bout your cause of death.i’d die if its like...”Man killed by a plastic cup”

[@samueltornberg3915]

Bob ppl

[@husaincritchlow4863]

lmao this comment but what he got was worst than death he was completely erased from existence atleast when you die ppl remember u lol

[@mamahanjiishere8501]

REBEL

[@chickennuggets7999]

The scariest part was hearing that plastic cup seductively say *"touch me"*

[@Thewolfgirl-fg7tu]

SAAAMMMEEEE I went from 😐😬 to 😦😖

[@joshuaharmon2338]

Surprised I haven’t seen a “that’s what she said joke”

[@anamggss]

Weed

[@avriil6446]

>"Why You Shouldn't Touch Plastic Cups" >33 minutes >oh boy

[@seabass1352]

Man this must be a real in-depth video explaining the dangers of touching plastic cups if it's 30 minutes long.

[@therealAngrysaliva]

I thought the same. I'm 5-some odd minutes in.

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@therealAngrysaliva 9 minutes in. I got lost at some point

[@ClancyPasta]

Did I use the comment shown at the end of this video as a prompt to write this story? Yes. Yes I did. hehe

[@Ilostmyteethinthetrash]

ClancyPasta ha cool reading

[@zTowerDive]

ClancyPasta Hi Clancy 👋

[@Legendary_Pro]

Hi

[@passthesalt2338]

*did I reply to your comment just to feel special even though this has nothing to do with the story nor your comment? Yes, yes I did.*

[@RaulGomez-ic6ob]

I love your voice also do you get most ideas from Reddit or what?

[@leafybutnotreally8757]

Everybody like RIP Allen and I'm like RIP 30$ lmao

[@sleazykilla360]

You mean $30. Not 30$. This aint poland son.

[@leafybutnotreally8757]

@@sleazykilla360 it is for me lmao

[@sleazykilla360]

@@leafybutnotreally8757 he replied to my hate comment. I feel horny$ now.

[@jacobfidds9775]

I just got done watching the one “I got pregnant at Disneyland” man creepypasta names are the best

[@---nobody---]

Jackob 200 Haha, me too. That one sucked!!

[@samanthaneville4342]

Lol omg same 😂 I usually love Mr Nightmare but that pasta was absolute trash, there was no resolution or ending.

[@batsnghostz]

Jackob 200 RIGHT

[@Nyorane]

​@@lizzieisbaked I know, right?! It was so... pointless! You can't just come up with a dumb title like "I Got Pregnant at Disneyland" and then make the story just her getting pregnant and that's it.

[@jaceek2030]

Sorry but when the cup says, " touch meee" I laughed so loud I woke up my sleeping hubby. He murmured, "Huh? You say something?". No, you just woke yourself up snoring Hon..😂

[@darky5554]

you should have said touch me to him in a weird voice

[@jastineabueg8523]

RELATIONS

[@user-ny3sm3iq2u]

idk why but this is cute

[@hotfriedgriyoandpeeklees1522]

Ha!

[@pingupenguin1256]

Omg thats just epic😂

[@luka8465]

Pumped for "why you shouldn't exist" creepypasta

[@strawberrycowxo]

Yo same

[@strikerbass6952]

well shit, time to go into a black hole

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@strikerbass6952 you want a plastic cup for the trip

[@joseescobedo7899]

Lol

[@illyann4669]

First, I couldn't drink the water, now I can touch plastic cups?

[@jacobfidds9775]

What’s next you aren’t allowed to breath

[@jacobfidds9775]

Breathe

[@passthesalt2338]

Yes, all of our natural sources have turned against us.

[@jacobfidds9775]

Because we couldn’t live without red solo cups

[@passthesalt2338]

Jackob 200 *yes.*

[@friendlycryptid6797]

Scp Foundation: *[Heavy Breathing]*

[@TheDixieDerg]

Ikr

[@polkakix6518]

SKSKSKSKKSKSK

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

HhHHHHhaHhahahahHhaHhahahaHhHHhHHH.. dam I accidently hit the a keys a bunch of times XD

[@DNR-R6]

I dont want to r/woosh myself but isnt it a SCP?

[@kedirabdu6913]

@@DNR-R6 I won't say r/wooosh you but the Scp foundation is the one who will get the anomaly the anomaly is called scp-(number)

[@Jannieka394]

me: [drinking hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows from a plastic cup reading the video title] "tragic"

[@Amzith]

why would you use a plastic cup for hot chocolate??

[@Jannieka394]

@@Amzith 😏😏😏

[@Amzith]

nO this is EVIL

[@Jannieka394]

@@Amzith 😈😈😈

[@Amzith]

*_YOU'RE GOING TO MELT THE CUP_*

[@BazamO]

Next one better be called "Why you shouldn't inhale at 2:04 in the morning while waving a flashlight back and forth really fast while stomping on the ground, eating cubed cheese wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion."

[@strawberrycowxo]

I would listen to that You should write that

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

I know where most of that line is derived from. (I mean, come on, who doesn't?)

[@kaninekodiak]

I don't think that was weed I smoked...

[@danikaaasal]

Charly Oddsox your right, it was Crack

[@bunniesWHISPERSasmr]

Yeah, it was a hand full of 'shrooms wrapped in human skin, aka a good ol 'wonderland roll'.

[@kathall6422]

The ending should have let him find his cigarette that he threw down in the parking lot just b4 entering the factory, then he would've known 4 sure he had bin there. Excellent story, thanks 4 ure hard work, much love from lindsay, Ontario, Canada.

[@tiffiny2159]

Hey! That's actually pretty clever. I wish it would have ended like that 🤨

[@robertmorris3369]

Kat Hall but your names kat

[@kathall6422]

@@robertmorris3369 it is katrina. Was called Kat my whole life by a lot of people, so I struck with it.

[@BlackKnight413]

I think I just lost all my brain cells reading that

[@amandaolsen9617]

I was thinking that too

[@uknighted213]

You shouldn't touch plastic cups because you'll get pregnant at Disneyland

[@therealAngrysaliva]

LOL

[@cerystalgaming84]

OMG YES! I hated that creepy pasta though 😂

[@sabrinaspellman5032]

@@cerystalgaming84 I hated it too haha. It was weird . Not that classic creepy Disney feel. If that makes sense.

[@cerystalgaming84]

@@sabrinaspellman5032 It was just like, nonsensical 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@cerystalgaming84]

They never say what she would give birth to, it was mysterious but not in a really good way, it was just annoying.

[@kattyjg1164]

Im fine touching plastic cups. But the moment i see a big plastic cup boi saying "touch me" im noping tf out

[@boldandbrash1990]

Despite the absurdity, this story initially stood out to me as being rather well written, at least by pasta standards. Cute.

[@treyforest2466]

He actually did it. He actually made a creepypasta out of that suggestion. The absolute madman.

[@anthonym9007]

I love how chill he is about a cup talking! Like "oh well a cup that is not alive is now talking"

[@AwolCommander]

Jokes on you Clancy, I got glass cups instead. How bout that?

[@angel-ul5el]

Sketchy Cricket with a ticket he said “Fuck you” 😂

[@zakofighter]

Glass cups beat red cups

[@joseescobedo7899]

I have no plastic cup and glass cup 🤪🤪

[@cruss4612]

I make wooden cups, soooo...

[@joseescobedo7899]

@@cruss4612 damn

[@journalsonhypotheticalasce3693]

They have a tendency to melt when you touch them while hot chocolate is placed inside.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Why are you putting hot chocolate in thin plastic cups? 😞😒😄

[@petermarshall1634]

This comment should be pinned

[@brandymcnamee9936]

Red Solo Cup, I lift you up! Proceed to -party- *_DIIIIIIIIE!_* [Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor...]

[@jimmysuros6302]

This story makes me feel sad, and now that I know a bit about Plato/Augustine's philosophy it makes sense why. Memories are precious.

[@jennypenny8635]

"One of the big ones" *Talks about Kmart*

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Their gone now

[@sarahmalone63]

@@cadillacdeville5828 not yet still got 2 in my city. I don't know how they still here.

[@dianefarley37]

WWE Guy Mine's been gone for just over a year.

[@thosetworockerchicks8647]

“Touch me “ I relate to that cup on a spiritual level

[@rakiahbaker5589]

So was the plastic cup a portal to another dimension or something?

[@greatlakesreefing9671]

Better title “I sold my sanity and life for the promise of $30”

[@levifrank6255]

This goofy ass story made me low k ey emotional af good job Clancy lol. Rip Allen.

[@angel-ul5el]

King SadBoi fuck you mean rip Allen it’s rip Jackie’s damn 30$

[@undeadondine1977]

6:31 I can definitely relate, having reached middle age, I still don't feel like a "grown up". I have the feeling I never will 😏

[@pokeyunicorn_4837]

I was drinking milk out of a plastic cup as I was watching this thank God it's blue

[@Chronicler9]

Sitting here singing "Red Solo Cup!" in my head the whole duration of this story~ lol

[@adolfovillegas6249]

DONT TOUCH THE DAMN PLASTIC CUPS

[@lexidonnel8736]

Ooo

[@dianefarley37]

Mr.Obama okay okay o--KAYY!!!!!

[@nikkiallen4729]

*starts story* *is drinking out of a red plastic cup because to lazy to do dishes* * "tOuCh Me * *eyes cup suspiciously* *goes to do dishes*

[@GIZMO9021]

Some dude goes to party, picks up red solo cup, has a drink and blacks out. The only thing he remembers is that cup and his mind is so fried from that night he completely made up a fake life on his alcohol coma

[@Fromanotherearth]

Possibly and that Allen guy probably never really existed except on Jackie's mind.

[@OnlyUncertain2]

I got really invested and then spent the rest laughing about a 300 foot cup saying touch me.

[@dragonflybtcheventuallybau6355]

I'm in my 40's and most days I still feel like a kid just pretending to be an adult. My hubby in his 60's and I know for sure most days he's still a kid

[@heythatsprettygood3653]

Jokes on you I'm holding a red plastic cup right now ha.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

🍷🍷🍷🍷🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

Run.

[@its_ndru]

I love cteepypastas where someone is transported to alternate universe!

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

I listened to this while drinking cherry limeade from a red Solo cup... welp I'm fu**ed

[@jjju3]

Damn didn't even realize this was by you! This is one of the absolute best creepypastas ive heard in a while! I _adore_ your character writing style. I made a comment i think i deleted along the lines of "if alan dies i swear on my name im unsubscribing." Because i was that invested in his character. You have a gorgeous way of writing character interaction, that made me really feel like these two were long best friends(probably not necessary information but you wrote one of those friendships thats really easy to be like "lmao boyfriends." It might just be my gay self but thats surprisingly hard to pull off homie). I was able to understand that uncertainty and unease jackie must have been feeling when he in that situation, i found myself having to hold my breath a lot, and I was curled in on my self a lot during this video. You really gave both Alan and the situation that feel of "shit i don't trust _any_ of this but whatever." The giant red cup is a really novel, goofy idea. But when you described the red shit (blood? 🅱erhaps.) Coming over the side and almost hitting alan i was _terrified_ of this cup. This shits great man, rly had me on the edge of my seat. Excuse me while i try and listen to all of your original stories this shit slaps.

[@Kirkland-Consumer]

Why you shouldn't eat from paper plates.

[@FaultyW1024]

When the cup started talking, I I could think of was Frank-n-Furter from the Rocky horror picture show

[@funkjunkins7297]

how about one called "theres a reason that some stores nobody goes to are still open"

[@weeflash0074]

I should maybe reframe from going near plastic cups from now on don't want a horny cup in my house

[@ChapoChaos]

The next video title is gonna be “ why you shouldn’t lick my testicals after 3:48 am “

[@spaghettiloaf9532]

How dare you assume the cup was filled with blood. Its just water with food coloring.

[@Ceruwu]

"It made me sad that I'd never hear that voice again. His laugh, his funny little requests--" - "Touch me." "His reprimands." - "Touch me harder!"

[@lokewadstrom6903]

"Why you shouldn't walk up the stairs without socks*

[@aurora_boketto7746]

I feel like this story has a deeper meaning.. like its got something to do with drugs and alcohol? Maybe the cup symbolizes drinking? Idk if thats true.. but it would make sense why Alen's account isn't there and his supposed mom doesn't know what he's talking about. It could all just be one lucid acid trip i guess.. So the real message is "Don't drink or do drugs.." behind the whole "Don't touch plastic cups..". I don't know.. but thats my two sense if anyones interested. :)

[@liwest511]

you're telling me... a massive red cup... deleted a man from existence. sure, sounds reasonable i guess.

[@stiffestpud4878]

Clancy, hands down you’re the best narrator in my opinion

[@makatoshishio]

Drinking from plastic cup looks at title . *CONTINUES TO DRINK*

[@izzyandopalexplore4455]

Moral of the story touch a huge plastic cup u disappear off the face of the earth never to be seen again 👍👌

[@sentinelrises9355]

People running out of creepy pastas ideas. Who makes a horror story about cups

[@nadalfadli7236]

I hope I remember this in four years when I go to college.

[@WestrumVerus]

Me: * is holding a plastic cup filled with non-named brand of soda * Me: * sees title of this video * Me: Well sh*t

[@newtfigton8795]

When I search for creepypastas, I don’t expect them to be about evil giant solo cups. Interesting story though!

[@ninjxxitty]

29:35 best part

[@degeneratewilson]

*God Damn It Allen!*

[@chewie_charmander3101]

Got a new idea for a video, your gonna love this one: why you shouldn’t flush the toilet after pissing, and get this, it should be like 2 hours long

[@MoonFanatic]

Red solo cup I fill you up Let's have a party let's have a party I love you red solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party proceed to party Now I really love how your easy to stack But I really hate how your easy to crack 'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back

[@michaelluebano6251]

The Inspiration Behind "Red Solo Cup - Tim McGraw"

[@cin6836]

Acidpasta. Somebody been watching too much aqua teen hunger force perhaps

[@drip_souls_3224]

First I’m not allowed to be in the rain, I’m not allowed to play video games, and now I can’t touch a red plastic cup? What’s next, I can’t eat spaghetti?

[@strawberrycowxo]

Ha ha ha

[@WONDERLAND6005]

“Touch me” *T O U C H M E H A R D E R*

[@numberjuan6332]

I was expecting him to pick up the 30 dollars in the ending.

[@mareir]

"The room was 20-30 stories tall." Me: "What?" "The cup was 300 feet tall." Me: "Oh ffs...."

[@raiden-mei]

i thought it'd be like "he died" after jackie messaged the mom-

[@helema23]

*looks at title, shrugs, and touches her plastic tea cup anyways*

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

*𝙋𝙊𝙒* *YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL*

[@skatingelfs7287]

You couldent pay me to get on that elevator, then I remmeber the 30 bucks

[@mr.t.1237]

Nextel video: Why you shouldn't brush your teeth.

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

i literally shrieked from laughing... multiple times. granted i'm drunk but omfg

[@1979mackdriver]

He should have got the 30 bucks before he did anything.

[@jennafrederick3450]

*sleeps* why you shouldnt sleep *talks* why you shouldnt talk *takes my dog on a walk* NEVER take your dogs on walks

[@flufferpupper7726]

Double the size of a football field is big but there are plenty of big parking lots

[@checkertag8807]

I did Sunny D bong, am I going to die-

[@texzee]

..red solo cup, I lift you up. lets hava' party, proceed the party-

[@raphaelanyie5140]

Safe the environment. Don't use plastic cup. That is the real motive of this story.

[@Ash_W04]

I was expecting some sort of "They use human blood to die their cups" but I guess not 😆

[@NCTStudio]

-people disappearing -places disappearing -no memory or traces of people or places DEFINITELY A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE

[@tom-xz4ox]

"You couldn't pay me to get in that elevator!" says the narrator, moments before realizing that they could in fact be paid to get in said elevator

[@romy3449]

Thank you for all your amazing work, Clancy! Keep it coming!!!

[@myhomeisabottlenoneofyourb5951]

This is part of my life now,and i love it ^^

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

Patrick: Touch Guard: Don't touch Patrick: Touch Guard: Don't touch

[@badvibe]

Clancy: no plastic me: how bout i do anyways

[@therealAngrysaliva]

This shit is awesome! I fall asleep to creepypasta nightly! My new obsession! I LOVE the endings!

[@liamgelissen3005]

Next story : Dont wear blue hats

[@TheDixieDerg]

Next Story: Don't touch paper plates.

[@Honey_Stix]

Next video will be titled “Why you shouldn’t breathe air.”

[@dotman1098]

"why you shouldn't talk about Camel Crush for two minutes"

[@strikerbass6952]

*theres something you need to see cliche* plus 5 sins for being in a non movie story

[@stanknoodle1806]

This story feels like something Surreal Entertainment would make a video about

[@scrimger1230]

Never thought i would hear a creepypasta about cups

[@garfielf3343]

Up next: *”Shrek and I are skilled Ghostbusters. Our current call was definitely the worst.”*

[@aliennine568]

I'm currently holding a red plastic cup

[@danikaaasal]

“I think ... I think his gonna touch that big fucken cup”😂I DIED👏🏼 R.I.P. $30 dollars😭