Why You Wouldn't Survive a Fallout Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

[@Luster...]

“The world was plunged to an adpocolypse. No wait that was KZbin” *Gets an ad immediately* Well played KZbin

[@andykolba]

Same LMAO

[@SemiOmni314]

Wow Such Gaming can place where ads are located in his video, you know

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

@Mr. Incubus Barely received recommendations which make any sense and the number of videos is laughable. Used to be so much better, post Google+ is cancer.

[@Just_Tired]

Is this some peasant joke I'm too Premium to understand?

[@-buser]

Blood Letter hehehe

[@RaimarLunardi]

in Fallout 3, before leaving the Vault, someone told me I wouldn't last 5 min... guess who took a wrong left turn and died right away? lol

[@vincent21-80]

How the hell did you die there's nothing but giant ants and raider around there?

[@riccardos2955]

@@vincent21-80 If you head left you end up on a bridge held by a pack of raiders with Automatic guns. So yes going left will likely kill you after 5 min walking.

[@wackyflappybob]

You didn't think to go towards the big red rocket right in front of you as you walk out of the vault?

[@MarcusAye]

@@riccardos2955 I always go there first with a baseball bat. Can't imagine dying there. One time i walked 5 minutes and ran into deathclaw. That sucked.

[@MarcusAye]

Or save near the farmhouse, it's a random location spot. Reload until you get a good random encounter, if you don't mind doing that sort of thing. You might get the Fire Lance Alien Blaster.

[@horse6921]

No I think stealth boys are real, my dad uses one!

[@UnorganizedWaffle]

SmallChild poor baby.

[@LeadMetal82]

Took me a while to get it XD

[@Samtheman1251]

He used to to get milk

[@fabiomoreira1506]

He just went to get cigaretes...

[@yaboytev9181]

Oh buddy

[@mercedessettle7824]

All the fallout games involve you either losing memory of life in the wasteland or being isolated from the wasteland in a vault. I would love to see a fallout game where the tutorial you start as a child raised IN the wasteland, possibly told legends of evil ghouls/ super mutants only to have your perception change in adulthood when you're encouraged to explore

[@RedFloyd469]

I would love a fallout game in which you could actually somewhat choose your origin, starting in different places and factions accordingly. They could even add an option of something like "the stranger", in which your background and origin is entirely up to you to decide, but in which you start out as a foreign explorer so that you at least have a place to start. It would be hard to implement though. Would each of these characters have access to the iconic pip-boy? After all, it's the device that allows our inventory management, radio and vats system to exist in the first place. I don't think it would be impossible though. Fallout Van Buren was the original Fallout Game that wanted to do a lot more with customization, such as allowing characters to become ghouls and such. It's sad to think the original creators no longer own the rights to what could have been a brilliant franchise.

[@KingTay-xg4mi]

@@RedFloyd469 easy make early mission of finding a pip boy once you start ya journey

[@tianzhou1244]

This game is called Fallout 2..

[@koraegi]

*Fallout 2 and New Vegas has left the chat*

[@kekfreedomheritage5633]

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[@nathanbrown8196]

Fallout Australia... I legit froze at work upon hearing this. That's among the hardest most pure forms of nope allowable.

[@FamilyGuy82ok]

Oh no oh no

[@Safebiscuit]

*whispers* nuclear kangaroos

[@kohls9891]

Sebastian Burrows he meant all the spiders THEY LITTERALY HAVE A FUCKING SPIDER SEASON

[@lucaferrari3456]

Grenadier do you guys think we keep spiders as pets or something

[@kohls9891]

SilverHawk # well yes because there’s like hundreds of them in your houses

[@ls200076]

*sees giant cockroach* Guess I die.

[@nekonip8473]

@Endure Endy same. It's a friggin phobea lul

[@arsenicflask]

*sees giant cockroach* Why do I hear boss music?

[@krieglord573]

I would just be like Yep this aint worth it

[@chillouttk4205]

elektron117 didn’t like just to keep it at 444

[@grainingrice7033]

I run away from small cock roach

[@a-drewg1716]

Of-course I would survive, I live in Arizona. Which qualifies me to become a Arizonan Ranger and I already have a big iron which I could put on my hip.

[@Ro_0z]

Aaaaand you get enslaved by the legion. Nice.

[@okryo266]

@@Ro_0z it's not that easy tbh

[@okryo266]

I'm iron

[@punkhyena2824]

@@Ro_0z Thats what the big Iron is for it's to stop texas red (legion)

[@MegaRafaelloco]

Flagstaff is the future capital of the Legion. True to Caesar.

[@supergenius6256]

I wouldn't survive because my followers get in the only doorway and don't move for a long time

[@ObeyCamp]

Merican "and don't move for a long time." Something about that wording had me cracking up, not to mention the relatability lol. "It just... works?" Sod Coward

[@ApocryphalDude]

Body check them then take a half step back, or simply stand.

[@supergenius6256]

@@ApocryphalDude oh? *npc moves back 2 steps*

[@claytonmorgan1843]

There's a mod where you can push them out of the way.

[@supergenius6256]

@@claytonmorgan1843 forgot about that gem..

[@AlexDuos]

You really could have started and stopped with cazadors.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

Cazadors need warmth. You just go somewhere very cold.

[@AlexDuos]

Smart thinking, but I'm from the south. The cold would kill me just as fast!

[@ericaburke89]

Plus deathclaws

[@titanicww2345]

It is also only prevalent in the Southwestern United States.

[@johnrobia5460]

@@D0ublezer0x imagine what radiation would do to a 1200 pound moose. Or f*** yao gui, what about a polar bear or the thing where the polar bears are currently coming down and breeding with grizzly bears. That's bad enough and then imagine what that would turn into in a fallout universe. Imagine that s*** for a hot second.

[@Jfreek5050]

Don't forget the aliens. Even if you managed to miraculously prospered in a Fallout environment, the second you are abducted, you may as well already be dead.

[@wackyflappybob]

But the point of the whole dlc is escaping and then taking over the alien ship so assumedly someone will do it eventually 😂

[@seby826]

are we still talking about fallout? it feels a lot like Saints Row

[@Jfreek5050]

@@seby826 Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta DLC

[@wackyflappybob]

@@seby826 fallout is just a *little* older though so...

[@ssjbread2803]

I mean, the aliens dont seem to kill you though. If anything being kidnapped by the aliens is guaranteed survival as long as nobody pulls the shit the Lone Wanderer did.

[@thomasweeden2683]

Let’s see: -not rich enough to get into a Vault -none of my SPECIAL stats are a 10, or even an 8 -don’t have nearly enough guns, ammo, or resources for survival -no bunker for radiation protection Am I missing anything?

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Unless you have infinite ammo you will never have enough. A lot of it would be destroyed by bombs since you'd think military bases and military gear factories would get bombed first and no more ammo is produced. Unless you find Eugene somewhere.

[@guilhermehank4938]

You will be one of the skeletons

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 Find a guy that knows how to manufacture and have the resources to produce ammo will be an insanely lucky find (I still find extremely lucky that Rick found Eugene and kept him alive long enough for his ultimate ammo making purpose to be revealed)

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

@@guilhermehank4938 Even if there's someone other resources are soon to run out unless he can make actual gunpowder instead of mixing together chemicals.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Damn son where'd you find this. Well given how things are more destroyed in fallout than twd, they are fucked

[@chrisdedinside1013]

Myself, a Texan, tears welling up proudly: "...Yeehaw, indeed."

[@ravishing_cadet4625]

Your about to Yee your last Haw

[@plotholedetective4166]

We took Arkansas... Why?

[@Des3ny]

Buildin a Sentry

[@Goldcat1850]

@@Des3ny spy sapping my sentry...

[@satanofficial1691]

@@Goldcat1850 pootis pencer here

[@collinenglish8202]

I would survive because if Todd Howard's words, " it just works"

[@Trollgaming1987]

Yeah i would probably survive I once got knocked out by a mutant in fallout 4 After waking up i was in a carriage A guy in blue said You your finally awake. You were trying to cross the border Damn it todd you did it again

[@startedllama8238]

Talking about fallout but Skyrim leaked into your mind I see🧐

[@Trollgaming1987]

@@startedllama8238 its a joke

[@startedllama8238]

I know that’s why I made the comment

[@MegablanchardStrangerThings]

2 factions I made up in the fallout universe Backlashes: people who build there own vault 72 (if number is taken then whoopsie my bad) they fused there body with machine making them into cyborgs they have a big hatred to West Virginia and when the vault dwellers got out of the vault they attacked them and all the new stuff in 76 they walled of West Virginia and on radio they say west Virginia was nothing but a crater to torture the vault dwellers the cryptids new animals good and bad And the machinery in there body keeps them from dying unless it is any new weapon from fallout 76 electric weapons can stun them plasma explosions and the Farman are also effective against them they refuse to use new weapons like Gatling plasma flintlocks weapons and that stuff but when they see a creature new to fallout 76 they will scream to the top of there mechanized lungs and try to kill it and they will torture and kill any vault dweller they see there favorite way is using electric whips to kill them genes there name backlasher The wastelanders are basically vault dwellers some of the settlers and raiders again some joined forces and greatly reduced the backlasher numbers down freeing all of Appalachia P.s backlashers are afraid of the wendigo collossus and also create robot versions of mole rats aka Mecha rat Mirelurks aka Mecha lurk and worse Mechaclaws I’m sure you’ll figure it out

[@mushroomjohnson4694]

Real mines don’t tend to beep at you before exploding.

[@bayern1445]

My deacanus met a courier who told us how to disarm and reuse NCR mines.

[@4pm462]

@@bayern1445 Ave, True to Caesar

[@bayern1445]

@@4pm462 ave

[@bob123728]

How would YOU know? Have you stepped on one to test it?

[@idiotlasagna6154]

Fernando you don’t have to be a genius to know that mines don’t beep. If they did wouldn’t you think we would a bit useless sense a animal could just hit one and and boom now you know it’s a mine field near by and not just a grenade or some other explosive going off telling you and your boys to completely avoid that area

[@James_Wisniewski]

Small correction. The spore in Vault 22 was actually made in the Big Empty before the war and introduced into the vault without the knowledge of most of the scientists outside the lowest level of the vault.

[@Kyle-Towner]

Anyone going to talk about how when he mentioned Vault 69 he precedes to show the fan-made porn game Fallout 69 lol

[@xpostmortemx6793]

nice borderlands 2 tag :)

[@shastealyomeal]

Lol

[@arthas640]

Vault 69 (999 women and 1 man) sounds great for everyone involved but Vault 68 (999 men and 1 woman) sounds like a recipe for hell. Best case scenario most of the men either go gay or die alone, worst case scenario you get men boning the woman in shifts until she's drowning in man milk or the men all kill eachother fighting over her.

[@jeanmichel8919]

@@arthas640 i wanna be in vault 69😊

[@FamilyGuy82ok]

@@jeanmichel8919 same

[@bexatronxexe2670]

Why you wouldnt survive No Nut November

[@ACBGames]

I die every time

[@ethandavis8216]

Ded

[@Unknown-gf1ci]

This year was the only year I failed Rip

[@miguelfcotorres]

Easy Porn

[@jvaughn1945]

I failed day one at 3:34 A.M

[@2Scribble]

I'm barely surviving real life - sure as hell wouldn't survive in Fallout :P

[@catzRule1963]

2Scribble 1 tip stay in the f$@king vault

[@YABBAHEY1]

W/the fluctuation of earth's magnetic field coupled w/ozone depletion you ARE in fact surviving real life quite well. Congrats bud !

[@Cameron115]

@@catzRule1963 depends what vault experiment it is lol

[@Daniel_K95]

Cam The Gruesome Zombie Killer in my case it’d be the Gary vault

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@Daniel_K95 So you are Gary? Hello, Gary.

[@goodaccountname2018]

Another danger the Deathclaw poses to survivors. Their intelligence is near human, they are incredibly smart hunters that operate in packs. But the scariest thing about the Deathclaw is the fact the Deathclaw can mimic speech to trick people into coming closer.

[@lukedominey8291]

Where is the proof they can mimic speech?

[@dukeoog5466]

Proof: Old Only(?) Fallout 3. Beef up and go there.

[@magicmanscott40k]

They also live in quarry which annoys me as a player trying to explore and trying to fight deathclaws twice my levels, seriously why is super strong deathclaws near the story mission? Anyways since they live in quarry and shit it would make mining and reconstruction dangerous

[@chunguls2137]

Sounds like an scp

[@ReleaseZeKrakken]

Uhhhh anyone wanna tell him he's wrong or should I?

[@ncrtrooper6619]

*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter*

[@iNSRTING]

Playing fallout 76 makes you wish it was made by obsidian

[@OldJerzyDevil]

Something, something yeah... Mirelurk nest!

[@monolithsoldier3427]

Profligets like you belong on the cross.

[@thecypher7607]

Honestly after playing the FROST conversion for fallout 4, I'd rather take the Mojave. Nuclear winters are no joke.

[@PackRunner3]

@@iNSRTING DAMN

[@PewPewBeets]

2:11 not only is Texas still its own state but it also apparently took over Arkansas.

[@texasson9076]

Not our best decision

[@arthas640]

it's only a matter of time really.

[@yomommabanger]

Texarkansas for the absolute win boys

[@zakkbwyldin]

Thats what i said

[@Faralexander]

Just get flex tape and seal then you're fine.

[@spaced_out3947]

Well Yes but, if you flex seal your house you'll trap yourself and starve.

[@bradentucker8003]

link the privateer not if u feed on your family and your feces

[@dankmelonz7587]

link the privateer just eat your flex seal and become god lol

[@errousmasterofchaos69]

I will wrap myself in flex tape to resist the blast and radiation

[@dankmelonz7587]

Kayle master of chaos how will you come out of your cocoon?

[@antguy9011]

Getting a job almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@aames1089]

Antinator you like a brother to me homes

[@thatoneguynextdoor8794]

Aye! Started working 3 weeks ago and there are few things I d like better then an apocalypse.

[@JoeySehn]

I recommend fighting for working on ur true passions, no matter what the cost. Live ur best life, and take risks cause this is ur one sho

[@XanderYTV]

I remember when I was young and had my first job. Ahhh. To go back. (Spoiler alert) You learn to accept your job and have fun with whatever monotonous shit they have you doing.

[@okcx3682]

x a n a x so you’re a grown ass man with Xanax as your name?😂

[@mattf666]

We would probably just end up being a nameless “settler”

[@robertnett9793]

Or one of the countless skeletons littering the wasteland, so Oxhorn can tell sad stories about ther probable pasts...

[@spiritualbeetle3904]

@@robertnett9793 I wanna be the guy who sets up the banging teddy bears and then die jumping a motorcycle over a car underneath the White House

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@spiritualbeetle3904 You be you, my dude.

[@Soupcan6233]

I’d be a nameless NCR trooper

[@NODnuke45]

It ain't much, but it's honest wor- "KICKASS" *gunshots*

[@thefoot6271]

"Ghouls can easily be dispatched" *Wow Such Gaming my Fallout 4 survival player getting jumped by ghouls at the train station would like to have a word with you*

[@sgtvirus6696]

But realistically they would.

[@LittleDanny9899]

even just locking at the normal ghoul variant they are one of the lower hp beings in the fallout universe (somewhere around molerats and the like)

[@fabiomoreira1506]

@@sgtvirus6696 just take some bear traps for example and destroy their legs. Recover bear traps. Win win

[@mixnflix101]

Until he meets the Reaver from Broken steel and realises his inevitable doom

[@Grey_Ape59]

Seriously if the train station south from starlight drive in gives ya trouble you might consider pressing the L3 button every once in a while.

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

He talks about game lore so well I feel like I'm watching a history channel documentary about something that actually happened

[@memelordlol382]

The reason why background radiation was worse at Chernobyl was because of spent nuclear fuel rods, which isn’t as deadly as a nuke in fallout. The bombs were delivered by just dropping them and waiting for them to hit the ground. The earth absorbs the impact so it’s easier to go back and re-inhabit the wasteland

[@Hexados-666]

Nuclear weapons don't hit the ground before they explode even the oldest nukes like little boy and fat man had altimeters installed to detect altitude and detonate and around 1500 feet to cause more damage

[@salol18]

@@Hexados-666 everytime your wake up but with acid drug

[@Hexados-666]

@@salol18 what

[@nickbriggs8059]

Nature would recover fast much faster than thought. Ask Russia. Their nuclear disaster hasn’t really affected the wildlife or vegetation like thought. Most animals that die don’t die from radiation. They die much more violent deaths from other animals or starvation outright.

[@escanor8087]

Deathclaw: I am the Apex species on this planet. *Australia after 200 years of possible radioactive Fallout* Deathclaw: I'm strong but fuck no!!

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Well, atleast is not nuclear Skull Island or The Nuclear Amazon

[@bringitback686]

5:08 You WILL SURVIVE A nuke if you’re name is billy and you hide in a fridge xD

[@fineichangedit5315]

Or jones

[@dudepool7530]

Yeah, but then some random asshole sells you to the Gunners... Hi, I'm a random asshole XD

[@concord3230]

“Why You Wouldn’t Survive the Mad Max Wasteland?” Considering how the franchise essentially brought the post-apocalyptic genre to the mainstream, I reckon an episode on that would be interesting. ... Or you can just call it “Why You Wouldn’t Survive Modern-day Australia”

[@FalconFastest123]

Don't worry, I'll just call Preston with the Minutemen so that the next time he sees the General he can send him alone to my settlement where he will instantly build me some defenses just in time before my settlement is attacked. Then I will say thanks and fork over 200 caps right before the General loots my pockets anyways and assigns me to stand at a lemonade stand all day trying to convince passersby that Im really a doctor. He will also likely assign me a sleeping bag inside a hole-filled shack that leaks when it rains, and dress me in the most ridiculous clothing imaginable just to have a good laugh before disappearing to never answer another call for help again. Yep, Im all set for the Fallout apocalypse! Bring it on!

[@zakkbwyldin]

Wtf why is this so long

[@ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц]

Criminally underrated comment

[@JayYoungs1992]

Lool this gave me a good laugh just thinking that this is how the settlers feel.

[@DaShoopdahoop]

That... Sounds about right

[@CraigyWeggy]

9:05 "Oh that poor woman, rest in dicks" had me rolling!🤣

[@alexischavez3238]

Can't relate, rape jokes just aren't funny and should never be done.

[@CraigyWeggy]

@@alexischavez3238 look up the word subjective

[@CraigyWeggy]

@@alexischavez3238 also, wasn’t really a “rape” joke

[@alexischavez3238]

@@CraigyWeggy I know what that word means, but if you wanna believe none of those men in that vault at one point didn't forcefully pass her around youre delusional, it's obviously implied that's what happened to her so for him to joke about it even if it's indirect is still fucking wrong and that's just my opinion.

[@CraigyWeggy]

@@alexischavez3238 you must be absolutely miserable most of the time. I hope you learn to temper your fee-fees with some verve

[@dominicgordon7275]

Hear to the NCR. They’ll keep you safe as long as you pay taxes.

[@tezz19937]

Until we legion come after you

[@kohls9891]

Reading this comment makes me wish for a nuclear winter

[@colerape]

Like every other government in history, either good or bad.

[@belland_dog8235]

@@colerape Oh wow imagine expecting something in return for something, like say you're protection, food, water, etc for some cash to actually supply the people who are doing those things for you. At least in the Fallout Universe not talking about real life

[@colerape]

@@belland_dog8235 What?

[@piggyblitz4404]

All I need is a big iron, a big iron and some ncr ranger armor.

[@n0skillx0verkill61]

Big iron on his head

[@eddiecowen2624]

He beat Fallout New Vegas with nothing but the big iron on his hip

[@animq4ionboi.153]

Fuck those shit, all I need is a centurion armor made out of football gear and scraps

[@tonybichler1536]

The cazador is more specifically a mutated version of the western tarantula hawk wasp. Just Google a pic of it, it packs one of the most painful insect stings on earth second only to the bullet ant. They are common in AZ and California which is why they're in New Vegas

[@christiebailey1479]

Welcome to Big Mt., responsible for Cazadors, Nightstalkers, the hellish red Cloud at the Sierra Madre, and the dust storms of the Divide that'll flay your skin.

[@lokikinch]

Tony Bichler are you fucking kidding me I have to send in arcade every time I see those fuckers and there NOT only in Vegas FUCK

[@decklinniemeyer2901]

God I hate big empty

[@mikitz]

Cazador is probably the most aptly named creature in the Wasteland, alongside the Deathclaw. Turned out NV had the most insufferable creatures in the entire series. Fallout Siberia would be fun to play on a survival mode.

[@trevynlane8094]

Something you missed is how most food will not last more then 2 years at best when preserved (that is the shelf life of MREs). We don't have edible Blamco Mac'n Cheese in real life.

[@youngwhitz6751]

I just realized Deadpool technically could be a ghoul🤯

[@xavierkohler1178]

He is.

[@subways610]

Young Whitz he still has his nose,and he’s not that ugly

[@magicmanscott40k]

Sorta. Deadpool has super cancer which ghoul have super radiation but it's close enough

[@markusmitchell8585]

@@subways610 DP is ugly as F**k

[@beholder-us6hk]

Deadghoul

[@profanegunman7586]

I'm pretty sure bloatflies shoot larva at their target that burrows in and eats it from the inside out, not bile.

[@magiv4205]

Are you saying they are like botflies but as projectiles? *shudder*

[@bigjayjay2x597]

@@magiv4205 Yep. You can even use the same projectiles in a syringe gun that spawns bloatflies when an enemy from inside them after being shot and dying.

[@magiv4205]

@@bigjayjay2x597 ugh this fucking gross I love it

[@WowSuchGaming]

nah the larva actually explode on impact

[@horusdark4343]

That is correct

[@alexsmistakes7975]

Can you do the Metro apocalypse before exodus comes out?

[@xmm-cf5eg]

How about STALKER aswell?

[@ddavis5708]

@@xmm-cf5eg Stalker is easy. dont enter the zone's (chernobyl,part of afgan)

[@bigcat9558]

Another Crusader agreed

[@kakapac6982]

@@xmm-cf5eg get out of here STALKER

[@f4fphantomii468]

Something I've read about fallout: The Guy who invented the microchip apparently died in a car accident and therefore never did his work.

[@vin-yaz7801]

Its Fallout is not Steam Punk. Its Retro-Futuristic.

[@dragonbornexpress5650]

It's actually a bit in the cyberpunk category, and not that cyberpunk, I mean the genre.

[@hojosconsal9913]

@@dragonbornexpress5650 I think Fallout is pure dieselpunk tho

[@amandabarrow8094]

Atom Punk.

[@theirishpolarbear7643]

Naw mate it’s death claw gonna rip up ur ass punk

[@seventhsonofaseventhson.6559]

Nah, it’s Sugar Bomb binge eating in a vault punk.

[@elusiveity]

"Ad-pocolypse".. *cuts to ad* Nice.

[@Michael024681]

That deathclaw would give me a heart attack with a gaze.

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Michael024681 What if you lived in Australia and saw an Alligator in your backyard? Would you have a heart attack as well?

[@CJ_YT.]

I’d shit my pants

[@ralseiprinceofthedark4867]

Random person: I love chameleons deathclaws: i’m a bout to end this whole man’s career

[@aajones318]

“There’s no such thing as super aids” that’s what you think zack.

[@ProtosManiak]

you cant compare containment of atomic explosion and Chernobyl disaster. Why? Because what happened in Chernobyl is more like *dirty bomb* - to many nuclear particles that wont appears when atomic bomb detonates.

[@ironczar8975]

Could you explain to me how dirty modern nuclear weapons are? In comparsion to Chernobyl or the nuclear bomb on hiroshima. Because i always thought they would optimize the bombs to do more damage and less radiaton.

[@ProtosManiak]

@@ironczar8975 my apologies for my language - im from Ukraine, but I'll try. Yeah, you correct about optimization. But what happened in Chernobyl technically was not a nuclear explosion, it was much less destructive (destroyed roof and walls of reactor) than in Hiroshima, but put 400 times more radioactive material into the Earth's atmosphere ( because of great amount "fuel" that reactor uses). So we have explosion that contaminated area for a long period of time. On the other hand atomic explosion main purpose of is to cause destruction not a containment. That's why i called it dirty bomb. As i know there was not real tests of dirty bombs yet, but you can read about it here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_bomb if you interested, and make your own conclusions. Maybe I'm wrong))

[@wizdabaws2793]

​@@ProtosManiak My inner nerd got triggered when he went onto that tangent.

[@riccardos2955]

@@ironczar8975 Actually a dirty bomb can be a handgranade wrapped on some Nuclear material you could find in every hospital. Its not about the boom its about releasing particles and let the wind do the rest.

[@beatthegreat7020]

Someone crunched the numbers and the bomb dropped on Boston (And probably the rest of them too) was most likely a dirty bomb.

[@Cardbordboxonfire]

Literally when you mentioned an Addpocolypse and said “nope that’s youtu....” (an actual add popped up) The Addpocolypse has begun

[@Rick696]

Cardbordboxonfire adpocolyspe is the lack of ads on youtube due to videos being demonetized... so ya.

[@fireinc.4436]

Same

[@alexbedel6320]

Same

[@angelusumbra5741]

Within the cold sterile walls of the Vaults, countless tales of fear, suffering, and horror took place. But among the cries and darkness, there were heroes as well, the greatest of which we honor today. The man born with the name Jack Hammer, but out in the wilds of the Wasteland he was known as "The Layer of Pipe". This is the story... Of the Hero of Vault 69...

[@melissaward6850]

Why you won't survive Preston Garvey's quest one thing I'll mark it your map

[@guilhermehank4938]

You wouldnt survive in the sense you would rather die than do another god damn quest of his.

[@LLLadySSS]

Lmfao fuck him

[@gg-gingergamingpoint1275]

Lady.Whatever there’s a settlement that needs your help, here I’ll mark it on your map

[@jamesbaeyt2543]

Another settlement needs your help

[@danveloso4293]

Fuck preston

[@DemonDante1000]

Didn't mention slavers at all. Sure slavers are just specialized raiders I suppose, but I think they deserve special mention just because of the head exploding collars.

[@interpol_7900]

Why you wouldn’t survive the Drama Alert Nation

[@lucifer2b666]

Lol

[@ThiccBoiDaniel]

"Let's get roiiiiighhhttt into the nukes!"

[@althealee9375]

My dad was a kid when they had videos about nuclear bomb safety in elementary schools and I’ve honestly wondered how they believed a school desk would protect them from a nuclear blast

[@DeHerg]

It was never meant to protect from a close range blast(that would blow away the building) but from glass shrapnel if a detonation further away blows out the windows. You don't want to get that radioactive dust into an open wound. Also to duck into the next area providing shadow does protect against the initial heat blast(which would otherwise, depending on distance, burn your skin). In other words those tips, contrary to popular opinion or "common sense"(lol), would help with early survival. On the other hand most people in such a scenario wouldn't die from the blast or even radioactivity but from starvation because without modern complex infrastructure the land can only support about 1/10 of our current population density(depending on the area you live in).

[@horuslupus6245]

I mean if that's small wooden desk can protect you from a nuclear blast or the shockwave then I'm pretty sure every building will be made out of wood cuz then you wouldn't have to worry about it

[@tomdunn2388]

@@DeHerg ''without modern complex infrastructure the land can only support about 1/10 of our current population density'' Do you have any links/sources on this im intersted in looking this up?

[@DeHerg]

@@tomdunn2388 I don't remember where exactly I had this number from, but if it helps you in your search the rationale it was based on was: With breakdown of modern infrastructure and international trade complex machinery and production of artificial fertilizer could not be sustained -> the stable population density pre mechanized agriculture (

[@atrafficcone3031]

Excuse me the most dangerous thing you’ll fight in the fallout universe ain’t deathclaws its CAZADORS

[@arthas640]

whats a cazador? like a new pokemon or a fancy liqueur?

[@Meow-tp2oc]

@@arthas640 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@kroidenfravest9931]

@@arthas640 If you meet a cazador posing as a pokemon, run like hell.

[@robertnett9793]

@@arthas640 Yes. A bit like this. But imagine a pokemon evolved in the depths of Australia with really no desire to get into that stupid ball.

[@osirisjohnson5165]

Arthas Menethil there from fallout new vegas

[@petersmythe6462]

Again, we don't really need to reduce the radiation down to background levels, just enough that MOST people will survive.

[@austinblackburn8095]

Survive and stay fertile.

[@NetraAmorosi]

Ye, though after bombs drop you only really need to hold out for a couple of weeks, month at most, afterwards the background radiation might be a little higher then normal but will far less then what generally get from flying in a airplane, in other words you'll be fine. If you enter into a recently irradiated area just be completely covered up and wear a gas mask and you'll be fine, just make sure you shower (with water, non-irradiated of course) or otherwise wash off all the dust. It's no where near as bad as the HBO documentary makes it out to be. Documentary is really just fear mongering.

[@LordofFullmetal]

They also have to stay fertile, which is harder than you might think. Do you have any idea how easy it is to completely fuck up the female reproductive system??

[@tawneeens436]

LordofFullmetal That’s very true... 🤔🤯

[@gamerplayer8882]

I watched porn. I was gonna continue but wow such gaming is in my priority.

[@arandomfarmer]

Why are you watching porn during no nut November?

[@zeta_insectoid5483]

It's no nut November what are you doing.

[@gamerplayer8882]

@@zeta_insectoid5483 I couldn't resist my urges.

[@zeta_insectoid5483]

@@gamerplayer8882 you are a disgraceful human being. you already failed.

[@interpol_7900]

Gamer Player you just got caught lacking

[@ashmoleproductions5407]

Vault 22 was an accident as while it was not a control vault it's research needed to continue to feed the world after the vaults opened.

[@TechnetiumCorp]

real talk tho, A fallout Australia would be an awesome world to explore, all the different creatures Bethesda could make for Australia would be AMAZING it would be the kick in the ass the fallout series needs.

[@morrisondavidson8814]

Highly doubt any humans would survive there, considering all the crazy deadly shit that's there already.

[@steelrarebit7387]

I would play that. Australia was the apocalypse world that led to Fury Road. Probably would be a lot better than the mad max games anyways. You think a roo would be the new deathclaw?

[@TechnetiumCorp]

@@steelrarebit7387 roos are scary af idk man koalas are crazy roos like to punch shit so who knows

[@br9760]

@@TechnetiumCorp Koalas are stupid, so of course the radiation would make them super smart.....

[@edgaru4324]

Ya mean mad max without cars my guy

[@ryananderson3683]

If this was fallout 76 I'd say u'd die form boredom before anything else

[@petere8175]

Ryan Anderson true

[@br9760]

Is there a sasquatch in it? They can literally have them as enemies in the South. ..

[@cryingtm7237]

Stop reminding me i bought the game

[@pingus9934]

Im having fun with my friends

[@pingus9934]

@@br9760 and theres this sloth thingy with mushrooms on his back. Kinda looks like a sasquatch?

[@roman3rr0r43]

Texas so big it IS a Commonwealth 😂

[@mageman-ff4no]

actually if you look at the map, Arkansas is shaded the same color as Texas. So there aren't any commonwealths smaller than 2 states, i think.

[@glitchyexplorer4291]

I suppose we can protect Arkansas too

[@mageman-ff4no]

@Lifebox its grouped in with the parts of Canada the fallout US annexed.

[@saltysnail5747]

Walk into a car, dies This makes me want to play fallout 4 again

[@christiebailey1479]

14:00 Friendly super mutants? Okay I'll go see. Wrong mountain! WRONG MOUNTAIN!

[@ladypaprika627]

Slight aside, laser weapons aren't used as a mainstream weapon because they're impractical. They use a large amount of power and, if you have lower end materials, can burn out portions of themselves. Not to mention, if your foe has a shiny piece of a mirror or tin foil on them they could just reflect your shots back at you. That is to say a full sized mirror would be the ultimate shield versus laser weapons and so would tin foil wrapped power armor. There was actually an energy weapon that was designed with the purpose of proving the concept for what it does. The way it works is that it fires a very high powered laser at the target not to fry the target with the laser, but to create a vacuum between the target and the gun which then, immediately after, fires an arc of electricity like a Tesla Coil down said vacuum. The vacuum is there to make it so the easiest path to ground is through the vacuum and on the target on the other side. This was the concept they were trying to prove. The reason I bring this up is because this was actually deemed far more practical than the concept of conventional laser weapons. ... but lasers still look cool.

[@ladypaprika627]

To start with, thank you for your input. Nothing was really detracted from and I was shocked it took so long to get that reply, but it gives me a chance to expand more on what I was saying. The tin foil thing was more of a joke because the concept is lasers are extremely easy to defeat weapons. It's a directed light at a single focused point that can be bounced back by a mirror because, as was stated above, it's light. And, I know about i6 and how it can punch holes through mirrors, but the point is that if you shoot a mirror with it, the light's still going to be reflected. The reason it can punch holes in mirrors is that the amount of energy being pushed through is great enough to heat the mirror enough to cause it to melt, but most of the energy, until the hole is pierced, is still being reflected. Also, we do have lasers that are small enough to be considered rifles, yet powerful enough to use as weapons. Again, though, the reason we don't use them is that they're ineffective. I6 can punch a hole through a mirror, but a regular laser "rifle" would be instant fodder for them. Whoever the mirror ends up pointing at becomes the instant target and is just screwed unless they get lucky. It can also be a hazard to planes, boats, civilians, etcetera. It's much more efficient and there is far less ability to counter ballistic weapons and that's why we use ballistic weapons. The other reason we use ballistic weapons is that they have stopping power, so even if the person isn't killed, they are disabled in some capacity (FBI statistics show that if a large caliber is involved, the combatant hit is usually down on the first hit; this is also why military combatants in a firefight are supposed to shoot to wound, so the enemy has to drag the person off the field; you effectively take three people out with one shot as the others have to get the person back to medical, whereas killing shots are _boom_, _dead_, _everybody continues fighting_). Lasers don't have stopping power with their force and as such all you do is burn a small hole into a person. Sure, it hurts, but it's not going to be any worse than a .22 shot, assuming you're not using something powerful enough to blast a clean hole through someone in one shot. It's the difference between being slashed by a sword or struck with a war hammer, compared to being stabbed by a rapier. Sure, if you hit a vital, the person is dead, no questions; however, if you miss, the other person is going to fuck you up (unless of course they are also using a rapier, in which case, it's even footing; assuming they're using a laser weapon too, same idea).

[@FreyjaTheWarrior]

Fallout New Vegas has that weapon, the LAER.

[@Nintendude1357]

4:30 "and the world was plunged into an adpocalypse... No, wait..." And then, there was an ad. God. Damn. It.

[@TheRealNintendoKid]

adblock plus is your friend.

[@hopaIV]

I wouldn't survive because I wouldn't be able to hear from just hearing "A settlement nearby needs our help. This is what the minutemen live for!"

[@aceisking]

And that is why I side with the institute

[@jthomas7453]

Not to mention the fact that there were mini fusion reactors in every car, computer and building which means there would be even more long acting radiation left over destroyed by the bombs.

[@idiotnamednat7096]

wait wouldn't fusion cores irradiate you?

[@jthomas7453]

@@idiotnamednat7096 well in the fallout universe, all pre-apocalypse vehicles had mini fusion cores in them like the ones that power the suits, but like in game fusion cores, the radiation is somehow self contained, otherwise wearing power armor would be like wearing a microwave, but the nuclear bombs would have destroyed all the ones in the cars so realistically there would be enough radiation the last thousands of years, unlike with radioactive fallout from bombs

[@idiotnamednat7096]

@@jthomas7453 ahhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense and thanks for explaining it to me.

[@a.k8185]

@@jthomas7453 Cars in fallout 4 blow up

[@willow8186]

I've always just thought that there's no way in hell you can walk out of a vault into an irradiated world and live, given the fack that vault dwellers have absolutely no ressistance to radiation :P

[@viper_soilce5371]

Nah I'll survive, just gotta sign up with the NCR

[@theadministrator6998]

NCR AND PROUD!

[@breckeline]

no, just rule vegas on your own

[@aymanayad7230]

LEGATE LANIUS,OPEN UP

[@xavierkohler1178]

Ill stick to goodsprings. Clean water and friendly people.

[@dukeoog5466]

All of you are fools, it's all about Zion Valley: little radiation, easy to fight against tribesmen, friendly tribesmen and even crashed boy scout buses!

[@tadhgshiels9322]

"Nuclear warfare is likely to be the end of this world" Coronavirus:hold my beer

[@jimmilton6644]

uh still here

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

Covid 19 is nothing. So far, it’s not even somewhat comparable to past pandemics, which clearly didn’t end the world.

[@randomcommenter4719]

It wont end us...

[@bryantrevor8305]

Imagine titanoboa x4. That's probably what Australia would be dealing with.

[@kulturertbaker5371]

x10 more like, have you seen deathclaws?

[@nekosparkclaw3021]

So either 160 ft or 400 ft on average. Shoot.

[@notinsane4165]

I've never thought about that, now i'm thinking about that paralysis tick but like fucking huge.

[@ultimategohan1551]

@Adolf Hitler dont know what the spiders and dingos would look like but crocodiles might look like gatorclawa from fallout 4

[@bundayeti]

Your knowledge of lore is glitchy at some point, but nicely done. A) Vault 22 spores were secretly introduced by Big MT botanical garden. B) Much of the mutated wildlife is a result of animals exposed to FEV (or Big MT messing about with genetics #hatecazadors).

[@bundayeti]

P.S.: the thumbs up thing has been confirmed as a myth

[@RedFloyd469]

Yeah, not even the vault 22 scientists knew they were handling something that deadly.

[@killerofkings9675]

I been reading though the comments and you're really only one who brings that up thank you it was annoying me that he got that wrong

[@exactpeak5995]

Here's a list of everything that's wrong in this vid. 4:14 Russia didn't launch any nukes. The soviet union collapsed around 1970 and Russia fell into anarchy, making China the new global communist superpower. 5:47 Comparing the fallout of the meltdown of a nuclear reactor too the one of an atomic bomb is wrong. The fallout of atomic bombs lasts way shorter than the one of a nuclear reactor. Look at Hiroshima/Nagasaki. Both cities were bombed with ab atom bomb during WWII. But nowadays, a lot of people have returned and live there without known side effects.

[@AndoCan123]

exactpeak599 ok boomer

[@striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761]

One question though, do we have an invincible dog with us?

[@jimbo2947]

all dogs are invincible in my view all dogs are invincible!

[@Whowhaaa]

Lol

[@arthas640]

Depends on what kinda dog you have. A rottweiler can survive on the contents of a landfill and can tank a 2x4 to the head with minimal damage while a goldendoodle or Chihuahua needs Science Diet to survive and will die if you glare at it too hard. You might think I'm exaggerating but my Rottweiler has been hit by i dont know how many baseballs, both thrown and hit, while running through baseball fields and loves corn on the cob almost as much as she loves just plain cobs from my compost pile.

[@spiritualbeetle3904]

Fallout 3's dog isn't invincible, but you can get a perk in Broken Steel where every time your dog dies you can get another outside vault 101

[@alimohsin496]

"Trash, fallout 4 is only single player" Fallout 76 comes out "*trash, there's no single player*"

[@Nobody-js2og]

You know the sad thing is your kinda right

[@MrMister5305]

@@Nobody-js2og The problem is we wanted a Co-op of up to 4 people in a fallout game. Not a MMO where more problems could occur. Granted i've had some fun in 76 but if fo4 or any of the previous games had co-op, we'd all be happy campers.

[@Nobody-js2og]

@@MrMister5305 thats true

[@AtheistGamerz]

@@MrMister5305 i didn't even bother with 76. I got so excited for it but as the release date neared, and I heard what it was gonna be like? I said no thanks.

[@arthas640]

@@AtheistGamerz i heard the words "MMO" and instantly became suspicious. I've never played an MMO sequel that was as good as the non-MMO original. Warcraft and WoW, Knight of the Old Republic and Star Wars the Old Republic, or Elder Scrolls and Elder Scrolls Online. It's like taking a really great bowl of soup and adding a few gallons of water to it; sure you've still got everything that made the original soup great, it's just that now you've got to drink a quart of water to amount to a single spoonful of the original.

[@mechaxenozamasu9311]

Nobody: Raiders: "do you like the sight of your own blood?" Legionaries: "degenerates like you belong on a cross" NCR troopers: "PaTrOLLiNG ThE MoJAVE MaKEs Me WiSh FoR A NuClEaR WiNtEr" "We WoNt Go QuIeT, ThE LeGiOn CaN CoUnT oN ThAT"

[@lisadiantonio4332]

"the world would fall into an ad-pocalypse" *ad plays literally 2 seconds later*

[@silverbladeTE]

Worse radiation occurred in "Fallout" because vehicles had their own nuclear power plants plus such common use of fission that there were waste dumps all over, which thus led to the incredible levels of fallout after the war

[@skuka1337]

The is no evidence of USSR bombing USA in fallout lore. In fact Soviet-American relations were much better than in our timeline. Theoretically USSR would be very isolationist in its economy and wouldnt have any reasons to expand aggressively to gain resources.

[@hauntedhouse7827]

In the lore it was China and the U.S. trying to make each other glow in the dark. I don't remember why but Russia was a bit player in world affairs.

[@Crom_Apsotle]

@@hauntedhouse7827 in the fallout lore the USSR collapsed

[@Crom_Apsotle]

And then China took its place

[@Crom_Apsotle]

@@lancelotkrantz2746 yes but they were incredibly weak and some soviet states even seceded from the USSR

[@Crom_Apsotle]

@@lancelotkrantz2746 whatever i concede this is pointless

[@serrashadetail2007]

I could've gone my entire life without pondering the horrors of Fallout: Australia. The fauna there is dangerous enough ~without~ mutating it into giant versions of itself.

[@lordkarasu2263]

China-“we found oil for us”! USA-“you’re half right”

[@juliannatale6743]

Some details you forgot our mistook, Supermutants actually do contain some gender traits (genitalia) their sperm is okay but the female’s egg are infertile. Bloatflys don’t shoot their bowels instead they shoot out maggots at high speeds (gross). Cazadores are a more specific wasp, Tarantula Hawk wasp and were created by Dr.Mobius in big mountain aswell as Nightstalkers, Deathclaws were created prewar by U.S government, they contain multiple genes from different animals containing a type of chameleon.

[@acidpain6059]

What happens with Super mutant sperm is that the virus sees the half cells in sperm cells as dammage and repairs them making them unviable for reproduction

[@alexanderCXV]

This was the first video of yours I’ve seen, your level of professionalism made the “That’s right Texas is still it’s own thing, YEE-HAW!” thing completely unexpected. I haven’t been able to stop laughing because of the accuracy.

[@climhazzard115]

I'm the protagonist (in my head), I'm sure I'd be fine.

[@Morbidlynx1]

While you're correct that iodine is the basis for Rad-X Radaway is actually based on IV Chelation treatments uses to remove heavy metals from the body.

[@lankey6969]

Most of the people watching this video would starve if the super market closed. lol We don't even need a nuclear apocalypse.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

I guess youre of the mindset that people like myself,bed ridden & wheelchair bound with no family should be taken out back & shot........

[@bmbadventures8134]

Nice change of pace, going from disease and mutations to a setting that causes both of those things!

[@calebdehart6651]

I got a Masterkey. I'll survive just fine.

[@VengefulPolititron]

cumbersome, not ergonomic

[@christophercadet6065]

Is that a rocket launcher in your profile picture

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

Caleb Dehart unless you get a nuke dropped within a few miles of you. Or someone else is just a little quicker than you. You probably think you’re a lot tougher than you are, chief

[@calebdehart6651]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Survived being an infantryman in Afghanistan just fine.

[@alonztec2953]

9:10 had me chuckling like a toddler after their first session of Peek-a-boo

[@epicgamingrevolution2935]

I always thought that Ghouls were essentially Immortal like Lobsters in the sense that they can't die of aging but outside factors can still cause cell death.

[@fuzzerddoesstuff1643]

2:12 as a Texan I can confirm that we would do this

[@RedRuddock]

Well FEV supermutants were only ever made stupid by it on the east coast, the west coast supermutants were just as intelligent as humans(though the FEV in Fallout 4 was supposedly the same strain as the original ones from 1 and 2, so one could question why all of them are idiots in 4)

[@irelevent1239]

alfnyl all the ones in the commonwealth are (including strong) but a super mutant I can’t remember the name of can be found in far harbour and he’s friendly enough for you to trade with him and says he used to be part of a violent group but something on the island changed his way of thinking? (I’m not using direct quotes this is from the vague details I can remember)

[@acidpain6059]

It's radiation in conjunction with FEV that turns a super mutant dumb thats why alot of West Coast mutants are smart because they were abducted from Vaults and the like when the Enclave was digging up Mariposa with wastelanders those wastelanders became super mutants but of the dumb variety due to the Radiation in their systems

[@redtsun67]

I sometimes wonder how anyone survives in this god forsaken game world when every natural water source is irradiated, the entire world is stuck in a perpetual summer, and you can't walk a mile in the desert without getting attacked by giant scorpions, mutant abominations, raiders, slavers, deathclaws, or FED remnant forces that KoS.

[@jasonsls96]

Chernobyl is safe and even has tours to take you there. the levels of radiation in major parts of restricted zone are at levels that would not influence human health even for one month stay. The tour route goes through safer places and approaches the former nuclear plant to a distance of only a few hundred meters.

[@chaddavid2106]

he also doesn't realize that some people lived and stayed in trinoble even after it immediately melted down and they are okay.and he also forgot or just didn't know I'm guessing that radiation doesn't stick around as long as it doesn't Fallout games radiation from atomic bombs really only last about a decade before it's almost all gone and radiation does not stay in water because it does not hold radioactivity.so if there was a nuclear Armageddon we wouldn't have to worry about radiation after the first two decades honestly. in the case of the fev being real though that's where the mutant fuckers that would kill us really easily would come from.so honestly if Fallout did happen in the real world as long as you survive the initial blasts and aren't within close proximity to where the nuclear bombs went off by like a hundred or so miles you're probably fine.

[@brandtnicholson4532]

@@chaddavid2106 lol radiation "does not stay" In water

[@darthreaper6311]

@@chaddavid2106 yeah but in real life (not sure about Fallout's universe in terms of number) every country would detonate all their atomic bombs. And in my sophomore year in high school my teacher showed us the graph of all the countries atomic bombs and America from what I recall has over 11 thousand. And I asked him if they all blew in terms of creating an apocalyptic wasteland would the radiation go down quickly so we could rebuild. He said if only 20% of America's bombs blew the radiation would take hundreds of years to go down to a safe level and that's not including all the other countries that fired.

[@moxie2791]

@@darthreaper6311 America has 6,800. Which is only 200 less than the country with the most, being Russia. Though, if this were in the fallout universe, the cold war would last longer and thus more nuclear warheads would likely be created. Also, Chernobyl was 400x more powerful than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even if 7,000 nuclear bombs were fired (which would NEVER happen) it would be only about 17.5 initial chernobyl explosions worth of radiation. People also lived near Chernobyl with few side effects, and as soon as 10 years later animals began to live in the area. Though their life span is shortened because of sickness and vicious fighting awoken by the radiation, they survive fairly well and it's safe to say humans could too, as soon as 15 years after.

[@MrAzierl]

also you need to know that chernobyl did not explode like a nuke. Otherwise there wont be anything left there :p it was a reactor meltdown, not explosion. Nuclear reactors do not explode, that's different kind if technology

[@tengkualiff]

That moment u realized Fallout is a more likely future :/

[@adamgray1753]

Just wait till China and/or Russia's economy begins to crash, @The f2p Pyro. That's a very real possibility these days. Both countries are very likely to unleash their entire nuclear arsenals to execute the MAD scenario so noone becomes a winner... ever.

[@mr.nobody1081]

@Da Savage09 I am pretty sure they can find an opening once the US is busy with a second civil war.

[@bayern1445]

@PronStar v2 we are you fucking profligate

[@icommentdumbshitbutyoudidn6575]

Aurelius Of Phoenix lmfao

[@The_Lucent_Archangel]

Mr. Nobody An opening within the day or so it takes a bunch of Marxists who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag to get smacked and then hanged by their black pyjamas? I suppose anything's possible.

[@triggerme6144]

Water actually gets rid of radiation extremely fast. Only a decade or so unless directly at the point of debris

[@ssjbread2803]

Also dont forget, if you live in canada youre instantly dead because the Lone Wanderer accidentally vaporizes you with an onboard alien ship deathray.

[@lilal8848]

Whoops

[@Zamolxes77]

19:00 Fallout Survivor, a game that lets you do just that would be amazing. Fallout universe matted with a voxel based engine, that will let you dig anywhere, remove stuff from anywhere, build stuff like Space Engineers, mechanism, towns, farms, etc. On top of it having a robust quest system like the one Obsidian developed for FNV and a meaningful perk system, oh boy, that would be truly a marvel. I think there is a Fallout mod for 7 days to die, sadly it doesn't have quests and perks like fallout

[@panzerkampfwagenivtiger8730]

Why you wouldnt survive the xen invasion or the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Zone

[@arthas640]

I'd survive the Xen invasion, mainly because I'm sure they'll want either a breeding slave for their human zoos or maybe a quisling to keep other humans in line. Some Xen may also want a human pet or there may also be some kinky furry-esque Xen that want some interspecies romance.

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Arthas Menethil are we talking Xen, like, from Half Life? Those aliens were retreating from the Combine. I very much doubt they’d want human zoos at all, much less “breeding slaves.” If anything they’d probably be hightailing it out of Earth the moment the next trace of the Combine showed up.

[@arthas640]

@@mr.cup6yearsago211 your right, I had the Xen mixed up with the Combine Advisors (the big grub guys)

[@arthas640]

@Prospekt like pertaining to my attitude towards aliens or just in general?

[@teoborges3949]

@@arthas640 on the start would be fine, but the last part... *"WHAT IN GOD DANM?"*

[@wilsonno9675]

Why you wouldn't survive microtransaction wasteland Fallout 76

[@RealShrimpu]

The Human population: fights to have oil and energy. Also Human population: Let's blow up earth so no one can have it!

[@cyanide7389]

*playing a game and listening to vid at the same time* "Vault 69" *immediately pauses game, looks up vault 69*

[@arthas640]

i looked it up, from what i've heard it was abandoned while only partway finished.

[@RedFloyd469]

It would actually be a horrid existence for the sole male vault citizen. Being forced to non-consensual sex (probably) is not a joke. Might be fun the first few times but once the venereal diseases and female sex fetishes start kicking in, you're basically living a hellish existence. No doubt they would also prevent you from any kind of freedom or from killing yourself, as you're the only way for the vault to survive, so we're looking at a couple of decades being stuck in an isolation chamber. Not exactly my idea of fun.

[@robertnett9793]

@@RedFloyd469 Death by snusnu?