Wii Accessories - Scott The Woz

Scott likes the Wii but he needs more.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Main Menu" from Wii Party
"Main Theme" from Wii Sports
"Hoop Dance" from Wii Fit
"Main Theme" from Wii Shop Channel
"Crawltank (Boss Theme)" from Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
"Main Theme" from Wii Sports Resort
"Title Theme" from Mario Kart Wii
"Level Select" from Link's Crossbow Training
"Shop" from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
"Title Theme" from Animal Crossing: City Folk
"Speaker Room" from Wii Speak Channel
"Body Test" from Wii Fit
"Title Theme" from Wii Chess
"Main Menu" from Wii Sports
"Overworld" from Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)
"Faron Woods" from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
"BGM #2" from Mario Paint
"Main Menu (Marching Band)" from Wii Music
"Title Theme" from Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
"Main Menu" from Cooking Mama
"Coconut Mall" from Mario Kart Wii
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

[@Z1r0_07]

Scott's friends: "Hey do you want to come hunting with us?" Scott: "No my Wii Remote broke."

[@alexxxx509]

Sandman Slim Who doesn’t?

[@ellis2394]

@@alexxxx509 strange people do not

[@conallikeschickennuggets4525]

Alex Gardner I do

[@NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu]

What friends?

[@harryharrison3973]

He has many Wii motes

[@bowtieproductions6708]

I got my wii for christmas when I was like 6, and opened the wii wheel first, and what must have been my 7 brain cells went : "I can use this if I ever get a wii!" I was legitimately shocked 20 minutes later.

[@itsalore9395]

Mine still has a Block buster sticker on it.

[@oolexer]

@@itsalore9395 mine doesnt

[@thatoneguy9582]

imagine having the wheel and then just not having a wii

[@sparklestorm1236]

My parents gave us the games for the switch first and my brother beloved my dad when he said that he could use the games for when we could actualy buy a switch

[@StafkiGTN]

@@oolexer Cool?

[@mitch_universe4058]

I remember chatting with my cousin over the Wii microphone while playing animal crossing city folk together. This was back before either of us had cell phones, so it was pretty much the only way we were able to talk to each other. I remember making my mom call my uncle to see if my cousin wanted to play with me, and we would hop on for hours until we finally said goodbye at the train station. I cherish these memories. Much simpler times.

[@paulkopec4546]

Did the wii speak work well because I have heard so many youtubers say it worked perfectly and other say it didn’t work well

[@Thy_Boss]

@@paulkopec4546 Wii Speak seemed to get a decent amount of use with _Monster Hunter Tri,_ though my preferred alternative was 15 bucks cheaper and a lot more versatile: a Logitech keyboard

[@noahjaramillo6774]

Cool.

[@ctpp64]

Cute.

[@asciiftw3632]

Miss those good old times?

[@Ollieblue1]

Being like 8 years old and wii fit telling you youre morbidly obese, then proceeding to spend the entire day doing the hula hoop game to try and lose weight in a day. Ah, childhood.

[@plumjet0930]

Were you or did you set your height wrong

[@jaredhenderson7756]

​@Plumjet09 he has Kanji for his name, while speaking English in a way that makes it seem like it's first language, so I'm guessing he's a weeb so he probably didn't set the height wrong

[@supamaridoso7327]

@@jaredhenderson7756”Yes all Japanese people are weebs”

[@jaredhenderson7756]

@supamaridoso7327 did you not read my comment, in implying he's not Japanese, and since the name is changed I'm more sure

[@FocusSight]

@@jaredhenderson7756do you know if it’s kanji in particular? because that could easily have been chinese characters instead, given that’s what kanji literally means

[@mattk2667]

I begged my dad for weeks for the udraw pad and he said “you’ll never use it” but I assured him that I would. He finally got it for me and i used it once, thought it was boring and never used it again.

[@lordtullus9942]

He told you so.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

You ruined it for everyone from now on.

[@thisisntausername5724]

@@gamermapper Yikes.

[@WolfXGamerful]

@@gamermapper hyper yikes

[@PewterCityGymLeaderBrock]

I love consumerism

[@Person-pn6wp]

My dad adored the zapper and link’s crossbow training. I’ve never seen him have as much fun with a video game. I spent hours a day playing wii fit. God I loved it. Didn’t shed a pound

[@joshmagnum7312]

My Dad stayed up till 3 AM Christmas day getting high scores on Link's Crossbow Training... he never stayed up late! 🤣

[@SinAster_19]

I never really had that many memories of playing with my parents I always played by myself... You know when I get a new switch Ima play multiplayer games with my dad he always liked games

[@TheVirtualWarlock]

I remember my mom buying Wii Fit just to get us in shape. It sort of worked, not as well as a hospital visit.

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@TheVirtualWarlock as a person who has the game, I think ring fit adventure is just better wii fit

[@TheVirtualWarlock]

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 Oh definitely! It's more versatile, and actually has a game packaged with it instead of a collection of mini-games. (Plus, I got my copy at a local comic store for $60)

[@CJCat64]

17:38 Scott flexing his gift of prophecy once again

[@FTWOBR2000]

17:37 This part aged well.

[@liam3079]

And also 9:14

[@time4manmode945]

that made me laugh so much

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

17:40 This is my favorite part

[@ThemePark_Nerdo]

“Activision”

[@TheIconicPictures]

@@ThemePark_Nerdo F***!!!

[@FackAttack]

God idk how Scott pulls off making so many decent-length, evergreen videos week after week but I continue to be impressed. This video also made me consider for half a second collecting shitty Wii accessories and I don't think any person other than Scott could've come close to planting such a horrible thought in my head.

[@uhhwhateverdude9463]

Fack Attack YES! Decorate your game room walls in Wii accessories!

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama ! !

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Fack Attack exactly. This is why he’s one of my favorite content creators on this platform

[@Jiminoverheroin]

Nintendo Wii. Rinse repeat

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

His videos are infinitely re-watchable And that's something not many can achieve

[@landonwilson1837]

“I’d like to buy a vowel. E.” “No E.” *tortured screams of the damned*

[@charmandyorton006]

Landon Wilson “I’m Carlton. Carlton Banks. That’s B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S. No E.”

[@MoldyPond]

Charmandy Orton That was a joke...

[@acidhydra101]

What? No 「 E 」?

[@MoldyPond]

@@acidhydra101 The phone's dead... W I L L...

[@pikachugodofcute]

@@charmandyorton006 hey G would you make me a sandwich

[@Zyphon]

A Dollar Tree near me sold a sword-shaped accessory, but the Wiimote wouldn’t fit :(

[@ccelliott8698]

Relatable, I bought a knife the other day but when I show it in public I get arrested for "trying to murder" Smh

[@slcool1499]

F

[@idkisrandom6432]

@@ccelliott8698 I had a gun and my wiimote would not go in but then I get arrested for shooting someone like bruh it’s ment to be shot

[@cosmiceyness]

oh i get it

[@TheSurvivor-tv9jf]

Can someone explain

[@TakaComics]

Going back and watching this again and the “shoot whatever comes up” at 17:38 joke almost made me spit out my drink.

[@miaouew]

"There's never been so many possibilities for just one hole" Spoken like a true gamer.

[@JonathanMcKey]

@@lyraoctavia7518 Also gay silence.....

[@Im-om1nq]

@@JonathanMcKey Talking about gay silence...

[@livispuzzled]

@@lyraoctavia7518 *very loud gay silence*

[@yedsinoz]

@Jasper Bulatao ultra gay silence

[@idiot275]

@@yedsinoz gayest silence

[@jean-pauljouet3407]

"Honey, where is the Wii Remote?" "Uhh..."

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

I haven't finished the video yet and I'm genuinely scared about what I'm going to see

[@indigoon9635]

@@koolkat-hq5xc *PUT IT IN A KID*

[@GarlicIsIdeal]

@@koolkat-hq5xc did you ever finish the video koolKat?

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

@@GarlicIsIdeal yeah I finished it. I can't tell if it wasn't as bad as I thought it was or if it was even worse

[@pancake1405]

@@koolkat-hq5xc So... Would you buy it?

[@matejamicic3037]

2:14 nunchuk 2:56 wii classic controller 3:21 wii classic controller pro 4:19 wii motion plus 4:45 wii remote plus 5:18 wii wheel 6:02 wii zapper 8:06 wii speak 9:34 wii balance board 10:22 wii vitality sensor 11:26 nintendo lan adapter 12:00 wireless sensor bar 12:14 voice chat accesory for cod mw3 13:16 tatsunoko vs capcom fighting stick 14:02 dance dance revolution mats 14:14 udraw game tablet 15:37 drawsome tablet 16:28 nyko perfect shot 16:38 2 blasters + game 17:18 nerf gun accsesory 17:28 cabela's big game hunter 18:01 babysitting mama

[@shirakotakamotogd]

Get this man a Wii GH guitar

[@amine423]

@@shirakotakamotogd no, give him a child

[@shirakotakamotogd]

@@amine423 exactly

[@chilldedede]

HE STOLE MY COMMENT

[@SuperLiteYT]

@@chilldededeWhy is the 7 year old watching Scott the Woz💀

[@NALTOHQ]

17:40 is such a good reaction.

[@thehahagamer07]

Really aged well

[@whiteysmit6653]

Easily my favorite part. Fuck that slimy p.o.s. company 🤣

[@cosmopath]

The Wiimote port really is versatile, the only thing it's missing is a connection to God himself.

[@Chaos89P]

That's because we're still not worthy.

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka____Zama!!

[@whatspoppin8677]

That’s the thing. Wii is god. At least in my cult it is. We meet Wednesday’s and Sunday’s in my moms basement, come join us

[@TheSherriea1]

Wii REmote* Ya Dingus!

[@blauserum]

Wii Cross, anyone?

[@slothzz4548]

1:19 “Put it in a kid” 2:52 “There’s never been this many possibilities with just one hole” Sounds like this will be used as evidence in a future legal case.

[@fight_and_die1573]

It'll become one of those celebrity tweets that everyone will come back to 10 years later

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zamaaa!!!

[@koolkidgamr6260]

tee hee

[@penatio]

"tee hee tee hee i did this"

[@alexc535]

OBJECTION!!

[@arcrisgonzaga7324]

11:25...captions: "Wii couldn't" ... Clever

[@furbymations1159]

They changed it :(

[@megamixelfan]

​@@furbymations1159 they fix it :D

[@KingPluto97]

I got the set with Wii Sport resort, all the sport plastic bits, and both Wii sports games included. Xmas 2013 was a great year.

[@bsanchez3563]

Woah noiixe fwiw I got the 2012? New super mario bros wii bundle that came with some type of yellow cd of mario galaxy soundtracks that I still kept even with the rest of the stuff it came with fwiw ykwis

[@beenthinking8931]

Imagine playing Wheel of Fortune and you are just a innocent kid that just wants to have a win and defeat celebration and when it happens, it sounds like screams from Hell.

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama_!!

[@unclejoe3566]

Yea he did it to em all

[@TyrannoCyrus]

1:19 : “Put it in a kid” The FBI would like to know your location.

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama.!

[@pabloparra-lopez1896]

Oh shoot

[@TyrannoCyrus]

I say Zuka Zama every first and popular comment Thank you, Zuka Zama. Very cool!

[@chrisneedsmentalhelp8579]

Zoo wee mama

[@eliaschawla1791]

Ohio is the place

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

The self proclaimed “ashtray” at 12:47 is what was as known as the large home organizer from BD&A

[@thenewherooftime815]

Thank you, I really wanted to know what this was!

[@DubsBrown]

19:06 The Sky Crawlers (basically Ace Combat Wii) is what I think was intended for the Airplane Controller Stand accessory

[@CasaiTX]

My sisters had babysitting mama and I can’t stress enough how good they were as steering wheels in MARIO kart

[@leecrawford6560]

Casai whoa, cool

[@CringePotato]

I wasn’t the only one to do this I see

[@mohamedashrefbenabdallah2545]

I have several questions

[@deathm00n2]

Wait, you used your sisters as steering wheels?

[@WH250398]

@@deathm00n2 Either that, or there's a hidden character in Mario Kart that's shaped like a wheel.

[@willowdoesvideos]

"We can put it in a wheel, put in in a gun and put it in a kid!" - Scott, 2020

[@cadez8386]

KaiKoBoXIe wii* can put it in a wheel...

[@bumblebee8903]

Cadez *wiil

[@immortalsun]

Wii can put it in a Wiil, put it in a gun, put it in a kid!

[@wrainerr]

KaiKoBoXIe horny people be like

[@saiyanc137]

is it.... a key

[@bareq99]

17:39 this is truer than ever now

[@captainechoes]

can u explain lmao

[@captainechoes]

is it the lawsuit or sumn

[@bareq99]

@@captainechoes yeah It's the lawsuit

[@Flygoniaks]

[17:17] Something even stranger is that the _second_ "Nerf: N-Strike" game came with a "red reveal" attatchment, which was essentially a clear piece of red plastic that you could flip up and look through. I wouldn't really call it "infrared" (mainly because I'm not sure if TVs back then were capable of it), but it's kinda close to an infrared vision in concept? This was basically required to actually play the game, as it revealed the weak points of certain enemies (which changed every time), so you were screwed if you lost it.

[@QualityGamingStudios]

“There’s never been this many opportunities with just one hole!” -Scott Wozniak, 2020

[@rat-n-flouk543]

It killed me! 😂🤣

[@theslaughter1696]

I’m the 69th like bro.

[@edgynickname7998]

@@theslaughter1696 boi do i got the news for you

[@theslaughter1696]

The CommentWarrior NO!

[@davidhernandez-qr8oe]

QualityGaming Studios that’s what she said

[@ContactDeadAhead]

Imagine a horror game that relies on the vitality sensor. The lower your heart rate, the higher your score. Dead people have an unfair advantage though.

[@bombyman84]

That would actually be very cool. It would probably get easy after the first few playthroughs tho since you'd know what to expect. Still could probably work! Edit: A year later, I disagree with my last statement. When you play a game, of course you'll get better in future playthroughs. And even then! There could be different paths and endings to take, so there's different jumpscares every time.

[@catswellthecat7855]

That’s a cool concept, I could see Twitch LOVING that

[@red4900]

The higher the heart rate the more dangerous the monster would be

[@PhantomOfficial07]

Imagine the more scared you are, the scarier the game gets

[@MorphBaller388]

Your sanity is tied to your heart rate

[@Hylton_Hotelz]

9:16 i couldn't stop repeating this lmao

[@RelatedSnow8420]

16:19 "This is a good time to move on to guns".

[@ecksdee9260]

Just hearing scott screaming when he doesnt use the right letter in wheel of fortune is peak comedy

[@ecksdee9260]

@MrKlassic *bo1 noises intensify*

[@ecksdee9260]

@MrKlassici always shit myself when I heard that as a kid

[@WolfHaleyReal]

@@ecksdee9260 *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW* *zombie sound*

[@damnthishandleistaken]

"First everybody, then the world!" That's actually a brilliant tagline

[@MinecartWithTNT]

20:13 I actually remember having that charging stand. I think my dad still has it.

[@rachelcookie321]

I remember as a kid my mum would never let me use the balance board. She occasionally used it with wii fit and we permanently kept it under the tv console so it was always in my line of sight when sitting on the couch. It always looked so fun so I wanted to stand on it and try use it but I think my mum was scared that I would break it so I was not allowed to stand on it. Sometimes I would sneak a little stand on it when no one was looking.

[@plumjet0930]

My dad thinks that if he stands on the Wii balance board he’d break it

[@Thy_Boss]

Little a stand on it, as a treat

[@darxmarx8313]

casuals watching this video: "oh, a new scott video! woo!" sane people watching this video: "DID YOU SEE THE WHEEL??"

[@base4yrface]

the wheel is my religion

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama?

[@chimcham300]

I don’t get the joke, can someone explain?

[@storrentMC]

@@chimcham300 no

[@koopdawhoop.]

M K W R B I A O 2

[@nitroturbo7869]

"There's never been so many possibilities with just one hole!" -Scott Wozniak

[@TyWashdaddy]

So many people's minds gutter 😂

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka Zama!!

[@fight_and_die1573]

Zachary Bechtel Alas, the virgin Scott shall never understand the innuendo he made...

[@crispy9542]

@PrintOmnivore20 this is the mind of a person

[@ravus9935]

2:54

[@dsouth7754]

My favorite Scott thumbnails are ones where he has this really concerned _we need to talk about this_ looks with something completely innocuous like plastic Wii accessories in the background.

[@NinjaFaceGames]

I actually love those "2 Blasters + Game" blasters, my go to Wii gun. Feels like they fit the Wii aesthetic too.

[@pizzad1005]

whenever scott says "scott here" he sounds so disappointed in the fact that he's there

[@calamari_fan]

Z u k a Z a m a

[@Enderblaze14]

@@calamari_fan your username intrigues me. care to share the backstory?

[@nezneedshelp8669]

I mean, I wouldn’t want to be there either, I don’t want to be near the wii zapper

[@dippin4dots]

itsmatt_exe hello alt account or friend of Zuka Zama, very natural and real response.

[@nuke_hazard18_23]

@@calamari_fan Yeah, wheres the back story?

[@luc1d305]

You always know it's gonna be a good Scott the Woz episode when he opens it with "Hey All, Scott here!"

[@Evan15]

This is true.

[@pokemagicraft3246]

I said that lol

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama!!

[@Taetaedoeslife]

Here Scott, all hey

[@progressivenarcissism6526]

Red Steel 2 was my favorite wii game. A sword fighting game really allowed the system to shine. Loved it as a kid

[@memoriesmuseum2824]

Its 3am and this is EXACTLY what I want to watch right now Thank you homepage

[@ZachGatesHere]

The fact that Scott constantly says "bones" for dollars is like my favorite thing.

[@An-xj3ld]

Agreed

[@jakubjovanovic2989]

NO

[@jakubjovanovic2989]

@hwhehe hehehe your mother

[@jakubjovanovic2989]

@hwhehe hehehe you have a big chungus pfp your opinion doesnt matter

[@jakubjovanovic2989]

@hwhehe hehehe what does that have to do with anything lol

[@liverusrock6789]

17:37 "Alright, it's time to shoot whatever comes up" *Wild Activition logo appears* Scott used "Shoot it to death"

[@mottdropsie]

At least it wasn't Electronic Arts.

[@jeykies3745.]

Mott Dropsie fuck ea anyway

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

"F*CK"

[@srcublordofgames2723]

18:32 you've just been coconut malled share this for all your friends to totally Coconut Mall them

[@blazemann7763]

Watching Scott and realizing every one of his videos could be double the length and i could still want more makes me want a part all the more

[@MushroomReaper]

The point of the ping pong paddle is “accidentally” smacking your older sister, sweet revenge for her trying to steal the game cube when she went to college... not that I would do that.

[@marin3933]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MultiEltro]

I accidentally smacked my older sister once with the remote. Now we're in Alabama.

[@MrGamelover23]

@@MultiEltro Please no Alabama jokes, I incest.

[@smeech7366]

Plot twist: you're the older sister gamecube thief and you have a scar from a Wii ping pong attachment

[@alexandrjirousek3703]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@tobemaster6123]

“And then we plug a nunchuck into the baby’s back” - Scott Wozniak, 2020

[@bojackson3073]

Steve Wozniak is his long lost father.

[@wonszgamingszerokipedzel1004]

He is Woźniak Beacouse he is from poland

[@hblackburn5580]

I'm having serious nostalgia as I realize I was 16 when this system came out, and I love that there are commentators like him who are giving the younger gens their own sarcastic/light-hearted AVGN, like Scott; and I love even more so the 00s are now starting to become "classic". And now that I think of it, I am totally getting Sega's crappy add-ons/accessories vibes; I'm surprised they never tried to revive the Donkey Konga game.

[@projecttitanomega]

Probably wasn't the actual reason, but I imagine one possible reason they used Link rather than Samus for the zapper pack-in could be that, because Samus uses a cannon that is just her arm, NOT using the wii zapper and just pointing with your arm would be more like how Samus actually shoots, and thus telling the player to use the zapper with a metroid game could therefore be seen as decreasing immersion, something i doubt Nintendo would have wanted with the pack in title for their accessory that is literally just for helping games feel more immersive

[@Thy_Boss]

Yeah, that's kind of interesting. Samus is kind of always holding a Wiimote.

[@DannyDog27]

Correction: the Rock Band controllers actually didn’t plug into the Wii Remote like those for Guitar Hero. Instead they used wireless USB adapters that you could plug into the console, which meant you could play multiplayer right out of the box without needing to buy more Wii remotes.

[@lawnshark025]

Filet o’ Fish I think I still have some of those dongles lying around

[@calamari_fan]

Zuuka zaama

[@datguyuno98]

I still have an entire rock band set that somehow still works that me and my family used to play aaaaaall the time, we all loved it. We used to find any excuse to play those damn games, hell we even brought it with us on a family trip to show off just how cool we were to our family members who actually really liked playing it as well. A few months back we dusted them all off and "got the band back together" and while it was it was kinda stupid we had a lot of fun with it and wound up playing for hours until, sadly, the drum set broke. Having to take that thing to the dump (cause the garbage men laughed at us when we asked if they would take it) was really a rather somber experience representing what we know will most likely be the last time we got to play with it. Still got the piano, 2 guitars, and 2 microphones tho so well probably play it one last time eventually.

[@xdem6746]

Why do you know this ... like what kinda loser knows what kinda rock band

[@mguzman011]

I remember Rock Band 1 came with a 4 port USB thing that all the devices plugged into

[@ClownDuck]

"Put it in a wheel, put it in a gun, put it in a kid." *Scott.*

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

I'm sure you'd know

[@ClownDuck]

@Skeleton Smith #chillwithwill, do I even wanna know what that's supposed to imply

[@vizthex]

i remember my mum buying a wii balance board multiple years ago to "use with my workouts" she then proceeded to dig out her old weight set and use that instead. we never even set up the board, and it just kinda disappeared one day. rip that money lol

[@sandbucket3245]

6:53 he acknowledged gods favorite game

[@GogiRegion]

A horror game that knows when you’re scared or nervous? Heck yeah. That would be awesome. I’m not exactly sure what kind of mechanics you could do with that, but I bet that someone could come up with something.

[@blackshock116]

I would say the maps are filled to the brim with traps and jumpscares and they only activate when there is a certain fear level, so basically no gameplay shows the same features.

[@SpaceDyeDream]

Eternal Darkness featured a sanity bar that lowered everytime you were spotted by a monster, and your character would experience hallucinations when it was too low. Some broke the fourth wall, like your save file corrupting or your TV turning off. It could work with a mechanic like this.

[@bluefates58]

What about a gaming were enemies will only notice you depending on how high your heartbeat is

[@RafaCoringaProducoes]

black mirror has a nice horror game episode

[@mamatony8931]

Honestly, I think this would be especially great if they didn't advertise it at all. Usually, with cool features like this, it's advertised to death and made the main selling point and that always ends with disappointment.

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

No joke this video restored all hearing in my right ear after being nearly deaf for years thanks scott Edit: didnt expect this to blow up. So basically for the past 2 or so years i had a really bad ear infection that went untreated and it completely clogged my ear so i could hardly hear and one of the jokes was so overwhelming it burst through the infection and i could hear perfectly. Also you may remember me as the man who got the first comment on the midnight releases video where i commented "scoot". 9:12

[@wwa_minuet]

What

[@OGSumo]

Good to *hear* you’re getting better Will Smith. Keep it up!

[@molly_beatrix]

skeleton bones ghoulie

[@The_Floosh]

In 6th grade I had a friend who was slightly deaf in one of his ears, can’t remember which one. Me, being the young fool I was, decided I’d fix his ear. He let me “try”, so I grabbed his ear and just started wiggling it in a circle. Then I told him to cover his good ear and I spoke, he told me he heard me as good as if he was using his good ear. I committed an act of god.

[@tubbsdoesstuff6660]

I just went swimming

[@_MrMoney]

I always found so weird that the classic controllers had a lowercase a and b buttons but the normal motion controller had an uppercase a and b buttons.

[@Thy_Boss]

I think the idea was that with different letters for the buttons, on-screen / printed control maps could ensure that the player knew which was which, since the Classic Controller "b" button didn't always map to the same controls as the Wiimote "B" button, etc. Google scans of the _Monster Hunter Tri_ instruction manual for a... _severe_ example.

[@madladrc7462]

17:57 Ok that was actually really funny!

[@AFlexibleGamer]

"Hey all, Scott here" - Martin Luther King Jr

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka_ zama!;!

[@javiermiranda838]

@@calamari_fan please stop, man

[@calamari_fan]

@@javiermiranda838 YOU stop!!

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

“I have a dream that one day my children won’t be judged based upon the content of their skin, but the quality of their Wii accessory collection” -Scott Wozniak

[@jacksonesposito7919]

This makes both no sense and perfect sense

[@TornBase]

9:14 geez the aaah and AAAH contrast

[@Evan-mt7bc]

I actually had the remote charging station. Was kinda cool if you consistently used 2 Wiimotes that saved a ton on batteries. If you remembered to plug them back in at night you could always have a fully charged Wiimote that would last a solid week. The big problem with it was that if you stopped using your controllers for an extended time you couldn't play the game unless you grabbed a pair of batteries or waited for it to fully charge. They also came with their own backs so if you ever owned one you instantly lost the original backings so if you ever switched back to batteries, well tape is a magical invention. All my Wii remotes now have scotch tape on their backs to hold the batteries in. Also the lights on the charging station to indicate when it was charging (solid blue light) or fully charged (blinking blue light) were insanely bright. If your Wii TV was also used for late night movies a magazine to cover the station was absolutely mandatory or it would illuminate the entire room.

[@picklenik9658]

The wii Lightsaber was actually pretty cool. It had a button that lit it up and was fun to wave around

[@KappaCrona]

"Well, like most aspiring parents, the only reasonable thing to do after critiquing a gun is raise a child." - Scott Wozniak

[@mad-dash6448]

Brendan Lewis it’s just a notable quote that stuck out to them. It’s not a big deal.

[@orok6351]

@Brendan Lewis lmao you commented this so many times nobody cares

[@mad-dash6448]

Brendan Lewis obviously you do care. I don’t understand why you’re getting so worked up about someone pointing out their favorite quote from the video.

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

Children kill more people annually than guns. There's maybe a 50% chance that I just made that up.

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Stuff is hilarious when taken out of context.

[@one_degenerated_ontarian]

9:12 - 9:19 Might be one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

Win: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lose: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Zombiekiller-bc7ud]

I laughed a solid minute at it.

[@reydesonic]

OmG I was crying of laughter!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maliceegg]

@@Zombiekiller-bc7ud same

[@_afxc]

i was losing it to this

[@MH-gh7kb]

1:12 "or killing a duck" I cracked up laughing because it was so random

[@duggo7685]

I remember like 4 year old me walking into my brother's room with an empty juice box, seeing his wii and thinking "huh what a weird trash can" and proceeding to shove the box into the cd compartment.

[@Catbattle]

bro was drinking the wacky juice how on earth do you think that

[@greendayfangirl1000]

WHAT

[@snowycoast]

WHAT

[@notdog6642]

WHAT

[@aabatteries9482]

Please Scott, no, give our children back. Please, they’re the only children we have. edit: other AA Battery here, didn't know this existed until now, why did you guys like it so much?

[@azophi]

Lol AA batteries are kinda dead now because almost everything gaming is rechargable now 😅

[@Mario-119]

@@azophi **cough** Xbox Controller **cough**

[@LRM12o8]

@@Mario-119 Which is great, cause you can't easily replace the built-in rechargeable battery packs of other controllers, when they loose their capacity. Just think about how quickly smartphone batteries deteriorate. XBOX controller can be rechargeable, too. You don't have to use alkaline batteries...

[@Mario-119]

@@LRM12o8 True, batteries such as Eneloops and the likes are pretty great

[@AlexRN]

Azophi it’s demonstrably untrue since Microsoft is still manufacturing Xbox One controllers in 2020 that require AAs. Incredible, I know.

[@stanstaniboy7655]

What I learned: Satan does not connect to the Wiimote

[@c1bdc867]

Satan connects to lil nas x *batteries not included

[@cherrify3498]

@@c1bdc867 batteries not batterys

[@jokinghazard2312]

F

[@lowResGuy]

Damn it

[@thatonehuman1632]

Nwither does god but...

[@vizthex]

Ubisoft publishing a smurfs-themed art program is the exact kind of random-ass whiplash i love these videos for.

[@diamondmanpixel76_ng]

Fun fact: if you live in the future, then you can use the NES and SNES classic on the Wiimote

[@Coolman13355]

Which was a thing when the video was posted, but we can forgive Scott for that.

[@TheAnimeHistorian220]

11:29 Looks like the closed captions have got some humor to them

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

BAH!

[@thatoneguy9582]

People having fun with making captions for videos is maybe my favourite thing

[@alliem7537]

XD

[@Maukiki]

NOOOOOO-

[@tofuflynn1933]

Wii couldn’t

[@Ook-Ook]

"Scott likes the Wii but he wants more" It has WeDare and a Luigi Controller WHAT MORE COULD A MAN NEED

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka_zama)!!

[@alexandereaton7983]

bruh

[@whotfisdami]

YES A FOLLOWER

[@ssw8849]

Let’s go

[@ww-uq8ls]

@@ssw8849 what's with the profile pic what's the new movement now?

[@desboot9128]

8:59 they should've called it WIIL of fortune

[@tygical]

"There's never been this many possibilities with just one hole!" _- Scott The Woz, 2020_

[@azophi]

Best Zelda game: -Ocarina of time- -Breath of the wild- Link's crossbow training

[@bolson42]

You forgot Fresh-Picked Tingles Rosy Rupeeland and the CDI games

[@Zenigundam]

1. Breath of the Wild 2. The Legend of Zelda 3. A Link to the Past 4. Link's Awakening (Gameboy) 5. Wind Waker

[@matguimond92]

Breath of the wild doesn't deserve that title. Breath of the Wild wouldn't be here without OoT which introduced Gorons, Gerudo, and the OoT Zoras (water enemies in the LoZ and ALttP) Ocarina of Time will forever hold that title. Am also being a sentimental goof.

[@azophi]

@@matguimond92 ill say OoT is probably more innovative and .. you know all that. But like there's a case that BOTW could be the best zelda game since like- you know, it certainly has better graphics, actual voice acting, and a LOT more stuff to do. Like I'm 300 hours in and still have like 3 more shrines to go (dont get me started on koroks). Best Zelda game of it's time? DEFINITELY Ocarina of Time. But just by itself...? I mean .. I'd argue Breath of the Wild. It literally doesn't block you from doing anything. Like you can beat the great plateau and then go and fight ganon right then... if you wanted. Now OBVIOUSLY OoT beats BOTW in music and story, and I'm not afraid to say that. I've beaten both games, and OoT is way more innovative then the "open world," but man BOTW gives you SO MUCH freedom..

[@matguimond92]

@@azophi I was kidding around anyways BOTW has a huge overworld and is more modern. x)

[@Frawg1]

“We can put it in a gun, put it in a wheel, put it in a kid”

[@dr4876]

Unexpected pedophilia

[@monolith253]

FBI OPEN UP

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

If the Baby Don't want it *Just Thrust Harder*

[@monolith253]

Danial Neo Gaming “911, what’s your emergency?” “Yes, this comment here.”

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

@@monolith253 lol good meme 👊😀👍

[@mattykart8538]

19:29, I love the reaction after this run-on statement. 🤣🤣🤣

[@wavyplaysgames]

“But I don’t know many strictly nunchuck fans.” Almost any game I play on the Wii, I use a nunchuck.

[@yizharabraham6190]

18:06 in this episode of Scott the waz,Scott strangles a child

[@Pataponaddict]

meanwhile, unstable new yorker hangs baby

[@kayleyisdisturbing8990]

@@Pataponaddict lmao I love jschlatt’s content

[@insertname8807]

At least he didn’t blend it

[@TwistyTrav]

I'm disappointed you didn't include the Resident Evil Blaster accessory!! It basically improved upon everything the Zapper failed on. Plus the Darkside & Umbrella Chronicles games were legitimately such an fun arcade experience.

[@--R-U-SLAPPIN]

for some reason i come back to this specific video whenever i get sick so right now im running a 101 degree fever listening to scott talk about the wiispeak, good times

[@RadarTheNerd]

I do a similar thing with the first Mario Party episode. It's my absolute favourite and I always come back to watch it when I'm in a bad mood.

[@wreth8254]

"You know what doesn't connect to the wii remote? Satan" The Amish would beg to differ if they could see this.

[@ChunkyPhattz]

We’ve been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

[@randaddly567]

Auto generate captions suck they said different

[@CharlieTheCatto]

@@randaddly567 say and

[@Endless_May]

@@ChunkyPhattz I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise

[@ChunkyPhattz]

TheSoapper we sell quilts at discount price

[@cb-99]

Watching this after Jschlatt hung a Babysitting Mama baby hits different.

[@pougamer3]

i was looking for this comment, thank you

[@derodainfamous]

What??!

[@cb-99]

@@derodainfamous I can't explain. Look it up. The video does my comment more justice than any explanation I can give.

[@derodainfamous]

@@cb-99 ok

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

...

[@Artemix4137]

Omg I forgot about those boxing gloves! My family had those for the longest time.

[@bingchilling3914]

9:12 Pat Sajack: You've got it! Scott: **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**

[@MelodyMute]

"I would argue the Wii was the system with the most accessories ever." I was very close to writing "The Gameboy Advance would like to know your location," but watching this and seeing just how many out there accessories the Wii got, I understand what you mean. If it doesn't rival the GBA, it passes it's record by a long shot.

[@Bombasaur101]

What accesories did the GBA have that wouldve made it anywhere close to Wii numbers

[@harrylane4]

@@Bombasaur101 wyrm lights, screen magnifiers, battery packs, "protective" cases, bags, those little things that have your game boy shoulders like a real controller

[@Bombasaur101]

@@harrylane4 Oh cool, I never grew up with the GBA so that sounds neat. The DS had a lot of accessories too that sound familiar

[@justisolated5621]

How about NES Accessories? The NES had loads of accessories. Oh wait, AVGN already did a video on it...

[@MelodyMute]

@@Bombasaur101 To add on to their list, mostly 3rd party stuff. The GBA was very easy to make cheap accessories for. It did have some official stuff like the E-reader, GameCube to GBA cable, and wireless link cables.

[@krypticscythe2012]

IGN: “9/10, really makes you feel like you’re killing a duck.”

[@Aleks-js6ki]

It has a little something for everybody

[@JohnLennon-td2hf]

YOUR NIT-PICKING AND BIASED, I WIN BYE-BYE. oh sorry about the rage comment, I had my eyes closed, my little brother was typing and I was trying to beat my previous world record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

[@bluebomber875]

JohnLennon1970 um...? What lol

[@Aleks-js6ki]

@@bluebomber875 you wouldn't understand *inserts joker smoking cigarette*

[@armanpamma9454]

TheBluebomber875 Look at this fucking dumbass who is one of the 99.9% of people that aren’t subscribed to donkey.

[@racionador]

i remenber having so many nostalgia momments playing snes games on wii using the classic controller. one of the reasons i want a nintendo swith now is to play them again, i know i can just pirate it on emulator but i like the official experience.

[@spie58]

10:18 oh no I am dying I should open the wii and check my heartbeat

[@sharkdude7]

“Time to shoot whatever thing comes up” *Activision Logo* “F%#*!!”

[@GamerGoingGrey]

I had to pause to regain my composure

[@Redsmurf18]

@@GamerGoingGrey bro me too, I literally spit out laughing

[@Yoshimitsu4prez]

Shark Dude 7 lol yeah, that sure was a thing in the video, thanks for the comment bud

[@sharkdude7]

Yoshimitsu4prez yes I have achieved the peak of comedy peasant

[@coulochonou6376]

we know we saw the video. No need to regurgitate what he said

[@charmandyorton006]

“First everybody, then the world” - Scott Wozniak, 2020

[@calamari_fan]

Zuka zama-!

[@oongaboonga9481]

my pipi hard help me fix it.

[@ethanwagner5754]

That's basically corona

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Fun fact about the port! The snes, and nes classic controllers work with the port on the wii remote! So you can play the wii with an nes, or snes controller!

[@jlynn2724]

Man, I spent a LOT of time on the Wii Fit back in the day. It remains the only form of exercise I don't find intolerably boring.

[@yowatchie]

One day I want a large gathering to greet him with "Hey Scott, All Here".

[@DubsBrown]

He did that during his Madden 08 video when he gets to the V.A.G. Party

[@epsilon6516]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGfXo5iXpKaHqaM at 1:32 it's been done

[@yowatchie]

Nick Shermer I said large gathering.

[@epsilon6516]

@@yowatchie fair enough

[@alolanstarboy]

That's what happened at his TooManyGames panel last year lol

[@PanjaRoseGold]

“I’m surprised not that many games supported dual wii remotes as an option” Stop telling me things I didn’t know I needed

[@adriankwok1406]

You can play samba de amigo with 2 wii remotes but the maracas accessory comes with one maracas "thing" for the wii remote and one for the nunchuck so if you want the true samba de amigo experience on the wii you need to buy 2 sets. Godammit I needed the true samba de amigo experience.

[@squilliam5777]

A lot of Wii U Games did this, Wii Fit U Rhythm boxing for example.

[@ThatTailsGuyOnYoutube]

I loved and still love the Wii, Probably one of my favorite Nintendo systems.

[@shadowblood95]

Mario cart just hit different with that wheel controller peripheral. I love the older iterations but Im not even mad that alot of kids grew up with that being their intro to the series.

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

"Yes, it's compatible with the Wii Wheel! Is it also compatible with the concept of love?" *U N D E R S T A N D* *U N D E R S T A N D*

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

[@2001CusinartToaster]

🅱️🅾️LF

[@petercoolXD]

WHAT IS LOVE?

[@savagegamer81013]

Ever play jet set radio

[@wavybabylight]

I was looking for a comment like this when I heard him say that.