Wii Sports Resort Golf ASS% Speedrun in

I am back with a funny Speedrun category invented by Voicedtunic.
Getting ASS as fast as possible on the screen.
Voicedtunic got a better time with Frisbee Golf, but nobody has done it faster yet with regular Golf :)
UPDATE: The player "jahnsu" got an even better time, check it out: • Wii Sports Resort Golf...
Voicedtunic original video: • Wii Sports Resort Ass%...
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/ alnik001
German Nintendo Golf Lowscorer. World record holder in WSR 18 Holes (-30) and all the other courses.
I will upload my world records, highlights and good runs on this channel.
You can find me on Discord: alnik001
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Twitter: / alnik001
Mail: [e-mail]

[@maridiancrest243]

The first Ass% record was left unbeaten for years. It wasnt even properly recorded and performed with two fishsticks instead of wii remotes which was acceptable at the time. Then, all of a sudden, several new challengers emerged! Each one had a shot of beating Ass. But the Ass was left unbeaten until one day...in May 2024 this happened...This is the history of Ass%

[@crispycuero]

😂😂😂

[@Tartaggz]

Does anyone else hear that music

[@bruhv3]

we need summoning salt on thsi imediately

[@JorgetePanete]

wasn't*

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

​@@JorgetePaneteno

[@miles6492]

If anyone is wondering why this is even a thing in German... It's the German word for "ace". Like, "Oh, that was an ace round!" Or in this case, ace as one (hole-in-one). Either way, it works for our purposes. In Pokemon, I have fought and defeated many an "Ass-Trainer" who surprisingly aren't so *ass* at battling as the other classes... XD

[@pandapackin]

same thing for Valorant. if you kill the entire 5 player opposing team by yourself in a round, it’s called an Ace. but if you play in german..

[@big_yoshi_13]

same for yugioh, there’s an archetype called “sky striker ace” and americans love the german cards for it

[@emilyofjane]

It’s the same energy as how “slut” is the Swedish word for “the end.” God I love languages lol

[@itryen7632]

​@@emilyofjane That's still not as unfortunate as 내가 being a word for "Me" in Korean. Go ahead. Look at how it's pronounced.

[@jonskillings1258]

​@@itryen7632 We don't have the keys on our keyboard to look that up, just tell us what it is like the other people

[@Mediocre_Soup]

cant wait for the 2 hour summoning salt documentary on this

[@cyby124]

the history of ASS

[@Markell1991]

And that all changed in May 2024, when speedrunner alnik001 submitted this run.

[@TheAndr0y]

_dreamy synth song starts playing_

[@cyby124]

its watching...

[@MimiThomaFlwrs]

current video essays be like: tacky citypop/vaporwave/synthwave/lofi music in the background with an obscenely unnecessary amount of over edited transitions and text pop ups with snails pace verbose voiceover yapping narration

[@landios9555]

we need a TAS for ASS% a TASS if you will

[@prodbyANT]

I won't.

[@trantuyen1102]

wheeze

[@ABulbmin]

but

[@geroldy4546]

I will

[@TimSoarer]

Tool assisted ass

[@Snaily]

I love how the speedrunning community has everything from dissecting a game's leaked source code to find ways of saving individual frames to getting the word ass to appear on screen.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

From what I've read, it's not so much "getting it to appear on screen." It's just a word in German.

[@DatPenguin97]

It's "ace" in German ​@@urphakeandgey6308

[@cyby124]

is it real?

[@Mordecrox]

Well Morrowind has the N-word% category so...

[@lorissantarsiero5849]

​@@cyby124 ass in from German translates to Ace in English

[@alexf9480]

Damn, even the Wii Motion Plus calibration was fast. I remember those taking 15 millennium to finally calibrate

[@alnik001]

If you lay the Remote down before the calibration screen appears it is way faster

[@ErrorNumber404]

@@alnik001he’s got the tech already

[@Sanelora1]

Since when did “doing what the prompt says” count as “tech”??

[@ErrorNumber404]

@@Sanelora1 it’s all jokes bro

[@maridiancrest243]

Hello Summoning Salt! History in Ass%

[@OverSet234]

Lol

[@cyby124]

someone stole your comment!!!

[@Obe_Qwaet]

Crazy thing is that this Ass can be optimized

[@CptJistuce]

Or to put it another way... you can beat this ass.

[@subsume7904]

Need to get a better Ass than this

[@alenietouh4789]

It can be waaaay more optimal than this

[@livenishikireaction]

Unoptimal Ass

[@possiblewhiteguy]

For now, that ass is undefeated

[@WhatAreYouBuyen]

The English "Hole in One" really nailed it for me

[@D0ASKE]

where did it nail it?

[@NazzyDragon]

@@D0ASKE in the ASS

[@JoBot__]

There really is a hole in one.

[@PLANDerLinde99]

You know you suck when even the game says you're ass

[@dann6y]

Good job bro! You weren’t *ass*

[@GerhardTreibheit]

but he is

[@purplegill10]

Hey so a bit of a correction, but a very understandable mistake, the actual time should be recorded as 1:51.70 because the timer used in the video is a frame counter rather than a hundredths-timer. 42 frames is 70 hundredths of a second so that would be the official time.

[@aurasilver2778]

y r u gae?

[@jedibattlemasterkos]

2:12 LMFAO I died laughing when he said "hole in one" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Banaanaei]

Press the + button in Wii options for a time save

[@IamHollandator]

That was a behemoth of cultural excellence. Thank you for this priceless contribution to my feed.

[@misteral9045]

You certainly took your time putting the tip in and out with lining up those swings. Very satisfying, it would be excruciating to watch if it wasn't so fast. This person knows how to get ass while having fun.

[@mystblox2275]

Extremely impressive feat of intelligence, skill, and gaming prowess. I congratulate you and your monstrous effort into this speed run.

[@lordquintus1419]

Love to see a better refined run of this, there are prob 3ish seconds of menuing to save at least, and it looked like 10 on practice swings, then another 10 on the reset. Ass in under 80 should be possible with a little grinding

[@voicedtunic]

GG bro this was amazing!!

[@mason7394]

Welcome back!

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

Beating this record is certainly possible.

[@tlozfreak888]

We were joking about this being a competitive category, but you do you.

[@Blake4625kHz]

The ass of spades! The ass of spades 🎶 -Motörhead

[@kevinhalo27]

Congrats on WR😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@ramdomguy560]

You could theoretically shave off 15 seconds by having a German Wii

[@snakeice5389]

I don't know what else i expected

[@3rdalbum]

My friend, you can save a fraction of a second and get more consistency by using the + button on the Wiimote to scroll the menu.

[@RanUlfran]

Can't wait for a tool assisted speedrun. TAS ASS.

[@busykinka]

Hey alnik! Very happy to see you. Welcome back❤🎉

[@Fanaticalight]

Just when things were starting to look bleak, alnik got this run

[@picivyvortac2641]

This is a good speedrun because the rng + the setuo time means people cant just retry over and over for the rng to favor them.

[@spectra_3005]

Theres a TON of room for optimization here. This is gonna be competitive

[@suitov]

Congrassulations on your record!

[@Cherry-or3td]

なんだこれは･･･

[@shizune_]

an "Ass%" speedrun, that's what's happening right now

[@blackpearl9504]

お尻

[@YamiSuzume]

I personally consider this speedrun invalid, since german was not selected. It was preselected.

[@alnik001]

Yea I bend the rules there, because this category was not taken seriously and I was lazy. But since this gained a bit of attention, I will do it better in potential future runs :)

[@YamiSuzume]

@@alnik001 haha kay :D

[@chosenchamp9420]

Even though I knew it was coming, I still laughed.

[@joedynasty04]

The dead-inside face of the Mii is the icing on the cake for me

[@theIargedude]

solid menuing bossman

[@castle9165]

Can't believe my best bro (VoicedTunic) invented a fucking speedrun category. He held a WR for completing the whole of Hitman 1+2 for a bit too. That one was goofy for different reasons.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Funniest thing I seen all day

[@thatguyineverycommentssection]

underrated golf player

[@lenkerate5233]

Contratulations! Obviously not your first attempt at a quick ass, this was very fast. However there is ample room in this ASS% run for optimalizations.

[@Reichstaubenminister]

Exactly what I expected. Not disappointed.

[@lorenzo8162]

let us see how this new speedrunning category will unfold

[@thelazypanda12]

Good thing Nintendo let that slide and didn’t remove it

[@death_doom999]

Laughing Hard Mission Failed Successfully

[@fr0stxe322]

The Wii golf god is back 😮

[@Peteboi64932]

Ass in German: As from poker, also used in golf as “hole in one” Ass in English:

[@W.2026]

We need a mod that replaces the "hole in one" sound effect with avgn yelling "ASSSSSSSSS"

[@c-domination]

AVGN's favorite category.

[@webbowser8834]

It's interesting to see language selection as part of timing. Most speed games I know about don't include options stuff in the time.

[@1guy0clue79]

It means Ace btw.

[@Wonderstone03]

I am currently a -19 WSR golfer, and I think you are an inspiration! I would kill for there to be a competitive esports team.

[@ScribbleTAS]

Stelle sicher, dass du während des Spielens über ausreichend Platz verfügst. Lege die Handgelenksschlaufe an und ziehe sie fest. Behalte die Wii-Fernbedienung sicher im Griff und lasse sie nicht aus der Hand gleiten. Verwende die Hülle.

[@robertgrays8790]

Title: How to Get ASS% as Quickly as Possible

[@OhBlivEUn]

Payoff was there 10/10 vid m8

[@animeuwu8425]

Here before nintendo takes this video down

[@ThePope_francis]

Omg your back!!!

[@vantablackecho]

This is definitely world-record ass

[@patrickbateman1660]

And then, he did this

[@amberhernandez]

Ohhhh, so THAT'S why Ted calls him Schlagg! He just misspelled it, clearly!

[@roryb.bellows8617]

“Hole in one” Uh, yeah, I hope so!

[@seanvalentinus]

@SummoningSalt so when are we getting our "History of Ass World Record" vid?

[@mrdunsparce5138]

Truly inspiring

[@thecatingrey]

the wii startup sound at the beginning of the video startled my cat awake

[@lolliii5477]

YES! YES! *ASS!*

[@itsv1p3r]

Ass dropping real low now. Can still be beaten though

[@jazzensemble]

major improvement on the record. still time to save.

[@JokersRWildStudios]

I don’t even know what is going on

[@KodyAWSOME]

Technically the timer should have ended at 45 seconds...

[@daviddavidson2357]

"Hole in one" Well, it is an Ass after all.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Luke would be proud.

[@roobeedooo]

awesome

[@dhpz]

"Hole in one!"

[@notTerabyte]

think you cheated by having german pre-selected

[@alnik001]

Yea I bend the rules there a bit as I this category was not taken this seriously. I just did not want to change the language every time ^^

[@Opsyeuensbd]

How is it not serious you ass​@@alnik001

[@Scott-kj3bc]

I'll pick this over the flying cars

[@jahnnygames]

this would be a surprise if anyone else uploaded this. sub 1:35 incoming.

[@jahnnygames]

called this shit.

[@BassHero55]

i miss the wii

[@spongefan155]

Watch This Be The Next Banned%

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

"Hole in one!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@2morrowillcome]

Does changing the language settings and start up really have to be part of the time? Why not start the timer on the A+B menu press?

[@alnik001]

because its just a meme category, the more stupid the better :)

[@lucaslovellette2140]

Here before the summoningsalt vid

[@elpsycongroo5423]

Mein Gott zis Wii iz made of Systemeinstellungen Datenverwaltung

[@itryen7632]

♂️ASS♂️WE♂️CAN♂️

[@melody3741]

Its hilarious how it says hole in one right before “ass”

[@Beef6969]

Gonna attempt this

[@JB-my4pp]

"Ass" 😂

[@QuickRime]

Love to see a new ASS%

[@Someone-sq8im]

Hello, Summoning Salt viewers!

[@trevordillon1921]

I thought this had to be a meme or a mod or something until I read a comment that mentioned german, and I looked back up and the game was in fucking german

[@steeveedragoon]

My favorite Yugioh card is U.A. Perfect Ace, after all, has a perfect ass. U.A. Perfektes Ass. My actual favorite card is Tearlaments Kitkallos.

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

Very nice

[@fanthonyfictions]

I feel timer should start at from when you hit the first ball.

[@LordFartamor]

nice job man!

[@ZumaZoom07]

Here before the record is under one minute

[@PlotagonRocksOtherChannel]

this wr wasnt even out for a week and someone alr beat it

[@cmyk8964]

Does this category permit Frisbee Golf? That seems more reliable to get an Ass on.

[@alnik001]

Its just a meme category, so there are no certain rules, but I call this category "Golf ASS%" as you are right Frisbee Golf would be faster. In the description of the video I also linked a Frisbee golf run.

[@Super64Legend]

YES!!! YES!!! ASS!!!!!

[@wolfcl0ck]

That is awesome.

[@epicnoob5674]

Doesn’t hold a candle to hollow Knight ass percent (all stag stations)