Minecraft, but Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises (ft. jschlatt)

I played Minecraft with Jschlatt, every 5 minutes the sea level will rise. Climate change is real
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Thumbnail by @SlimeyPeas on twitter
Edited: ME!
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

[@jschlattLIVE]

there's no one I'd rather be stranded with than you

[@katabatic2826]

cute couple 10/10

[@therasofia1170]

What about eat pant conar?

[@laysia3467]

My SHIP

[@olillin]

Jschlbur

[@sydney-ch2ek]

what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)?

[@ESCARS-HQ]

Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting

[@RisingPHNX27]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[@user-hk7zo2qt7k]

BAHAHSHHDHDHD

[@jokatoon5979]

my main goal in life is to be friends with tubbo

[@borschtisgud]

I CAN'T- **wHeEzE**

[@frog8466]

ʟᴜᴄιŦιER χακαɪ hah

[@hamburgerbroz6439]

15:27 Wilbur zooms in on a chicken. Next shot, it's in his inventory. Environmental storytelling at it's finest.

[@dreadlordhg360]

The correct term is “visual storytelling” I believe, but I may be wrong. Thanks for pointing this out tho

[@akazi1582]

stop speaking

[@dreadlordhg360]

@sweaty onion As you wish, Sweaty Onion

[@jamesoncarney5154]

Lmao

[@tio882]

@Ozone i can see your profile

[@SnakesAnimations]

17:41 "Schlatt, what happened down there... wasn't me" *dramatic lighting strike*

[@divop_]

Oh my fucking God

[@44i0O]

Oh my fucking God

[@johnjohnson7888]

Oh my fucking God

[@jdub9000]

oh my Fucking god

[@kirbydanger7688]

Oh my fucking god

[@kendallbaker3696]

It’s crazy that you can hear Schlatts lack of facial hair

[@Snatch2]

underrated comment lmao

[@zendayaworship]

haha fr

[@linkfiedproductions2246]

Literally

[@cokeblock4043]

He had 8t.

[@robothecoolguy]

lmaooo

[@The_Wallflower]

I love Shlatts unknowing “Why’d it get so dark in here?” And his “WHAT THE FUCK” after he divided the house.

[@oliviagrace6914]

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@oliviagrace6914]

@@gus8696 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@osciemon]

@@oliviagrace6914 e

[@ooiysen]

@@oliviagrace6914 ew

[@GuitarTory]

@@oliviagrace6914 eww

[@lexlang7688]

Wilbur: *silently floods Schlatt's house* Schlatt:Why'd it get so dark in here?

[@travistee368]

1k likes and no comments

[@thesilliestsillyofalltime]

Mmmmmmm my dirty mind

[@unparalleledinnocence]

@@thesilliestsillyofalltime OH NO

[@wungusbill9192]

Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!

[@dakotarose8679]

Wilbur: “Schlatt, My dude, My..My pretty princess” Schlatt: “Oh- no I’m closing the door :)”

[@baconsoup1864]

17:07 schlatt: "this is my house wilbur" Me: *schlatt taking over l'manburg and making it manburg flashbacks*

[@jqsm1neS]

well... flash*backs* isn't quite accurate

[@baconsoup1864]

@@jqsm1neS I mean it was for me cuz I saw that video then this one

[@DDub04]

Schlatt’s voice was weirdly high pitched back then. You could still hear the soul and hope in his voice.

[@rivirtue]

Ted was right, something did happen to Schlatt that turned his accent into a "bastardized New York accent."

[@skchabauzinha7118]

@@rivirtue it's ever since he almost got caught for the terrible, terrible thing he did, back in that dark New York alley in 1999.

[@Alex_Sword96]

Yeah true But he's still the same old mean man that makes everyone vary happy

[@MrDarren690]

It sounds like he's projecting his voice here. I didn't know his voice got deeper since.

[@fries5849]

@@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched

[@nivorann]

schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!" literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"

[@shinymainespoon]

12:50 by the way

[@acemagalor2519]

I can't breathe

[@veronicaoviedo711]

@Ozone I see you everywhere and you keep making these great and creative replies!

[@veronicaoviedo711]

@Ozone I was just joking around

[@jaison7757]

@@veronicaoviedo711 you poop sock stop angry boss from angry boss being angry boss

[@ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987]

"COME BACK!" "jschlatt, it's miserable up-" "YouR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. COME BACK!!!"

[@ice3433]

N o H o m o ;]

[@warrenkeystone5195]

Timestamp please hahahaha

[@ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987]

@@warrenkeystone5195 11:06 roughly

[@kurichan142]

20:00 Context: Jschlatt refuses to let Wilbur into their home, before threatening to kill him. He then changes faces when Wilbur reveals he has a sword. Wilbur, holding a stone sword: "Do you know what I learned while I was down there?" Jschlatt, holding an axe: "What'd you learn?" Wilbur: "One more rise of the water - *just one more, one more little rise of the water* ... and you won't be able to swim back to the surface. ... It's almost over, Schlatt. *One more rise of the water* and *a death is permanent.* Alarm: * goes off * Water: * Rises * Jschlatt: "Oh, f-..." Wilbur: "..." * waits for the water to fall and then attacks Jschlatt * ~ *That was straight out of a movie. How he cooperated at the end was just masterful.*

[@DraqonfruitYT]

Secrets Secrets what movie?

[@jacky1728]

bruh not a specific movie

[@kurichan142]

@@DraqonfruitYT Yeah, it's not a specific movie, it just felt like it could've been from one.

[@kurichan142]

@Miranda Zhang nooooo, youtube needs to hide the comments so people don't get spoiled :(

[@safahasan486]

The sound of the rain in the background too is just so cinematic

[@Mgrom-r7c]

9:45 I laughed at this part, not because of the bit they were doing, but rather because of how Wilbur managed to fuck up a double chest that badly.

[@obamascum4153]

“I should really stop flirting with men” - Jshlatt 2020

[@ksuffy6188]

This video is from 2019

[@Catnipyy]

@@ksuffy6188 so?

[@Catnipyy]

@@soupbubbles3795 Oh lmao I didnt notice...

[@Lengend-cu6ef]

the vid was made in 2019 dude lmao

[@obamascum4153]

@@Lengend-cu6ef I’m referring to his quote from 2020

[@user-lp4cd4ln9y]

"COME" "NO!" "COME!" "NO" "THEN I'LL MAKE YOU COME!" "I- I'M- I'm not even looking at you!"

[@stephiewander3104]

U/ / / / w \ \ \ \U

[@RamiRammy]

“You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”

[@artsyandy6431]

Stephie Wander mmMmMmMmmMmMmM

[@mr.depression9140]

12:32

[@swaggerrapper932]

Oh no my dirty mind

[@kittiehotline]

Wilbur: you know the water levels rising right? Schlatt: yeah.. Wilbur: where are the fucking windows?? Schlatt: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ

[@xeiumi]

lol

[@rVictus]

Tommyinnit: I like woman

[@vampirenzo]

there’s one of my favorite streamers for ya

[@hersley1683]

You say the water's rising Like I give a sh*t

[@lostguy4580]

What I’m about to say should not be allowed 🏳️‍⚧️🚫

[@z0oh0o]

Alternate title: Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sexual tension rises (ft. Jschlatt)

[@mikofox9798]

I love seeing British people and American people interact while I, a Canadian, sit and drink my liquid ice and solid water.

[@irelandaintreal2945]

idk i feel like we connect on a personal level becuase canada is the side dude to america and ireland is the side dude to britain

[@vbgvbg1133]

where does asia fit in all of this

[@magicamadeye]

@@irelandaintreal2945 ireland is the agressive twin brother

[@MeboDotExe]

we Asians are bystanders

[@okiokipo]

@@MeboDotExe and us south americans are just background characters

[@xx_amethyst_xx368]

Wilbur: quietly calling Jschlatt Jschlatt: yelling and banging sh!t around

[@kitsunechan7805]

Let's make it a 666 likes

[@toxxic607]

@@kitsunechan7805 sorry but it got over lol

[@staIkshim]

Its now 888

[@oliviagrace6914]

@@kitsunechan7805 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@oliviagrace6914]

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@corbinblack6341]

This might be my favorite video in the world. The emotional rollercoster that this simple minecraft let's play took me through, just starting as a lighthearted video of two friends playing a game that turned into a romantic, suspenseful, terrifying and beautiful treasure that took my breath away and had me hanging on the edge of my metaphorical seat. Jschlatt's voice full of emotion, desperately begging for Wilbur to be okay, gasping for air as he nearly drowned as a result of the worsening water level. "You're the light of my life! I'm terrified!" He screamed, and we could tell he meant it. "Wilbur I swear to God where are you?!?" He was truely worried in a time of desperation, the shields around his feelings no longer proving effective. The shear anger in Wilbur's eyes as he smashed the glass and tore down the wood in an attempt to make Jschlatt pay for not giving Wilbur attention the necessary to satisfy his needs. The suspenceful feeling in the air when Jschlatt chased after Wilbur in anguish and anger. Stunning, breathtaking, and worth every second. 10/10.

[@harper5378]

This person fanfictions

[@spiritofchaos58]

Bless you, this video, and your comment

[@megasauruss]

Novelise this, please. I will be your beta reader. I will.

[@pappertowl5499]

Um...😓 oh

[@wishingforhappiness7912]

Jesus! You wrote a whole paragraph

[@randomtraveler4149]

I love how Wikipedia has context regarding Climate Change, like this is a professional example.

[@pheonixlycan_]

It is. Idk what your talking about

[@jennfreeman1962]

This is a profession example, Wilbur and Jschlatt taught us so much about climate change here

[@baby3539]

i love how jschlatt flirts with wilbur and if wilbur acknowledges it, he gets yelled at

[@mezzygacha443]

cai omg ikr 😂

[@ry3887]

I love them so fucking much

[@jupiterb.8213]

jschlatt be like "it's not like i like you!! b-baka!!"

[@AnenMT]

Agreed

[@Strxwbie]

Schlatt is a big tsundere

[@griffithsrat]

the "come" part is the most chaotic thing i've seen on this platform

[@pizzabaguetted8841]

Timestamp?

[@yoda860]

12:31

[@natesvideovault2260]

Did someone say chaos!?

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@@natesvideovault2260 no

[@luciforms]

@@natesvideovault2260 no

[@justas423]

This is like a movie. It has everything: romance, drama, action, the three acts, the plot twist, iconic lines.

[@viocloud3102]

Slimeustas and the comedy

[@laboon344]

The three acts ?

[@kj6053]

Laboon 344 Beginning, middle, and end.

[@laboon344]

@@kj6053 oh ok thank you

[@hulluelli]

Iconic lines: ”I’m just chilling here. With my seeds. Mmmm.” ”You fucked me” ”DON’T YOU DARE MAKE ME COME” - jschlatt

[@literallythefknproblem]

This was the most romantic, dramatic, tragic, suspense filled friends to enemies to lovers story I’ve ever seen

[@RozehKakes]

friends->enemies->lovers-frenemies->???

[@steveluvscows2490]

What we can learn from this video: Jschlatt slowly descends into madness when liquid levels rise. When water rises, he becomes overly attached. When LAVA rises, he becomes outright crazy.

[@Roanan.]

When granted natural disaster powers he becomes a mad god obsessed with apples.

[@Bunpril]

And when TNT falls he becomes the greatest hitman known to this universe

[@ATYeeT]

I was 1000 like

[@ellaforlin8160]

Ladder man

[@unicornsareprettydope9000]

3:01 “Your going to be the guy who pulls the trigger” November 16th: *Wilbur Soot explodes L’ manburg*

[@coffeetree_]

December a few days before today: Glatt is back

[@kazir.a.shadman264]

After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS" Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be "FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"

[@mousesoop]

Spoiler alert

[@midnightdevilspy]

I mean you're not wrong XD

[@starymalfoypottah2477]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@ApfersPL]

>"don't you dare make me come" >"we have to repopulate the planet" that escalated quickly.

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

@BigWillyHaver59 (0 ) __ (0 ) why

[@fearless-angel]

@BigWillyHaver59 just...WHY?!

[@dogz7506]

BigWillyHaver59 this... this is cursed...

[@gnomeking8036]

@BigWillyHaver59 fuck no

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

BigWillyHaver59 omg why lol

[@ItwasntmeIswear.]

I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.

[@chlorineii]

17:43 Perfectly timed lightning. Made it feel like an epic movie scene.

[@roun6479]

Feather lmao fr

[@racoonbiohazard]

Bro fOR REal🤣

[@SoapyySkyy]

Haven't read the comment but Voltron 87 is better than the new one..

[@roun6479]

PaperGold Pure Gold ok boomer

[@chlorineii]

PaperGold Pure Gold New one kinda died after the 4th season. Before that it was great. Haven’t gotten around to watching the old one, though.

[@alissaorsomething3158]

So this is where Schlatt has his water trauma from

[@moonychie9662]

this makes so much sense OMG lmaooo

[@vihrya8]

STOP I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO CRY TODAY

[@N033..]

Makes more sense then anything I’ve heard/seen before

[@teabur4043]

His what?

[@koolkidnamedsage4983]

I- I mean-

[@Alex-mo6yb]

Jschlatt at the beginning: I'm not gay Jschlatt at the end: We have to repopulate the world

[@h20-melons79]

*0)-(0*

[@1kblimp]

@@h20-melons79 OKAY WTF IS THAT FACE, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING FACES.

[@broccolitomato1085]

@1k Bro chill tf down some

[@xtrabutbetter]

@@broccolitomato1085 He has the right to be angry cause THE F**KING FACES HAVE GONE TOO F**KING FAR

[@finnheart5877]

XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.

[@canonickero]

Alternate title: Two friends make overly sexual jokes and makes fanfic writers go crazy

[@ljben5405]

Why does jshlatt always sound like he is in a state of panic

[@RockEater-ln4nd]

He is

[@Cinko420]

Rocketman When he's not causing the panic, he is in a state of panic.

[@dommebo_6197]

15:20 y e s

[@dommebo_6197]

TheRandomLad if you can please show me 😖

[@dommebo_6197]

TheRandomLad thank you very much!!

[@kingjah319]

“Jschlatt you know something that I learned while I was down there”. “One more rise of the water and death is permanent” while he threatens to kill him, most bad ass thing I’ve seen

[@roccoemmanuel]

When?

[@kingjah319]

Rocco Emmanuel 19:56

[@roccoemmanuel]

@@kingjah319 Thank u, love u, no homo

[@joobtheboob]

This is the saddest anime I've ever watched. There was teamwork, there was betrayal, and the ending was truly heartbreaking with one of the protagonists dying. 10/10 would definitely watch again

[@joeholland4214]

fucking spoilers wtf i’m still at the shared house arc

[@sonichegehodge5778]

Talk about fucking spoilers, I’m only at season 1!

[@AMMARvx]

W E E B

[@vivienne1349]

WTF im almost at the end! now i know whats going to happen REEEEEEEE

[@fst5349]

The manga was better imo 🤷‍♂️

[@KingLama999]

this is one of those classics you always come back to every once in a while

[@peterparkersass]

Jschlatt: flirts with Wilbur Wilbur: reciprocates Jschlatt: *"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL-"*

[@cyberkittii]

Hahahahaha me tho :D

[@stonksagent9040]

Lel

[@sunny-do9ym]

@@cyberkittii time stamp?

[@argentcapta]

@VIVIANA GODFREY MARTELL @random_rat UwU the whole video but especially 12:32

[@beetea9072]

The pfp makes this even better

[@riz1567]

And so Jschlatt lived alone, free from the flood. He lived on to mine and loot villages and go to the nether, all that normal Minecraft stuff. But he could never look at an ocean the same again.

[@rosa-mv7gl]

hi there friend you couldve just not :)

[@riz1567]

@@rosa-mv7gl but I did :)

[@rosa-mv7gl]

@@riz1567 :(

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@rosa-mv7gl but they did :)

[@aero9016]

that hurt :(

[@lemonbreadsf3828]

"Schlatt...Where are the windows?" "...I like water."

[@panicinthespacestation238]

1k Like! :)

[@lemonbreadsf3828]

@@panicinthespacestation238 1k Like :)

[@himynameiskobey.7994]

This is what happened after they both died in the Dream SMP. This is canon.

[@ladlevi]

i feel whole heartedly invested in this. like, no joke, genuinely cared about the story unfolding in this minecraft world of global warming and very small wood houses. the sad music at the end when wilbur, in an attempt to finally escape the clutches of bernie sanders and his oppressive global warming regime, jumped from a mountain, only to fall to his untimely death- poetic cinema. 11/10, would raise the water level again

[@thatjojolesbian]

Not to mention, ✨G A Y U N D E R T O N E S✨

[@ihatesand903]

wow hi jesus

[@Ok-cx4jw]

Eventually he stopped thinking

[@baldobradley2498]

This synopsis is poetic cinema

[@ahkira_arts9010]

LMFAO Y E S

[@Hailoow]

"AH WILBUR YOU MADE ME COME" "Are you coming?" - "Come?" "NO"

[@badpiggies988]

That's what he said.

[@anidiot192]

"I'm going to start coming- FUCK!"

[@masterzoroark6664]

"Shlatt I will fuck you in more ways you can imagine"

[@sotired2245]

THE SHIP

[@finnpom7795]

@@sotired2245 THE OTP *THE DRAMA*

[@e-clog4494]

I like how jschlatt went through all the stages of grief.

[@realscrhuff3559]

Lmfaooo

[@shryoder]

Bruh

[@roun6479]

20:56 can anyone link the song I’m desperate

[@alexanderray6118]

@@roun6479 open.spotify.com/track/6fAjxm3brfjuGkZcbggWH1?si=U430OOWuQTKFbiOviDtcrA

[@-ism8153]

He got to acceptance there real quick.

[@Idioticvines]

Wilbur: extremely chill but still a bit creepy Jschlatt: literally scared out of his fu**ing mind

[@luckyslob3359]

7:34 “You almost drowned me!” “I didn’t drown you, *climate change drowned you.* “

[@_justice570]

Does anybody know the seeed

[@potatoluna3389]

Schlatt and Wilbur out here reenacting a whole fanfic.

[@elleyschlueter4699]

Titanic, the original

[@atypeoftoastconsideredfrench]

69 likes by the way

[@k-niner2365]

Gayschlatt

[@animaysons728]

True

[@5nak3_15]

Ha

[@ashlingunderson8285]

Wilbur’s soft little “schlatt?” at the beginning was the best part of the whole video

[@joshyxd8365]

YES

[@matthewguilbert2104]

Ashlin Gunderson no Schlatt besting the shit out of his desk was the best part.

[@finnpom7795]

what about "IM GOING TO START COMING-FUCK!"

[@dommebo_6197]

Finn Pom 15:20 I gotchu fam

[@Tobiaswolffrfr]

*H E Y*

[@tilikum613]

happy two years anniversary to these 22 minutes and 53 seconds of wilbur soot and jschlatt having sexual tension and inventing climate change!

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

It’s been so long

[@arealgamer342]

​@@Green_Bean_Machine since last I've seen my son

[@alecanderson6374]

Dream: Today we codded it so that Wilbur: Today I have a timer on my phone

[@lykeprice9239]

Lmao and that's why we love him

[@glitchygang702]

Why would dream cod something

[@leovaldez6280]

Lmao cod

[@lartts7483]

Coded*

[@popcircir4383]

@@glitchygang702 yaknow maybe because he's a coder?

[@ERIN-dq6ig]

“my pretty princess” “.....no i’m shutting the door”😭

[@rosa-mv7gl]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@grieve_y4rd]

timestamp?

[@mookima]

17:10

[@Flow-w]

@@grieve_y4rd 5:18

[@lavenderbakery4184]

wilbur: schlatt: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k, 200 chapters,

[@lee-ol4rb]

agree but why is your name scary transgender in korean

[@anvakathazit1102]

@@lee-ol4rb lol

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

lee why not

[@shellshockedbros4458]

Uhh...I can't help but notice your name literally translates to "Scary Trans" in Korean and it makes me question my existence.

[@laurenwiggins9249]

i literally cackled

[@scherzometer]

Ted is right, shlatts voice really did go through a metamorphosis

[@emmarie_24]

I’m surprised Wilbur didn’t upload the whole stream because every second of that stream was gold in the purest form

[@abbey60]

yeah lol why'd he cut out the part where jschlatt said he thought that before it was all over they should kiss because that moment was beautiful

[@cardle9952]

Jschlatt has the full stream on his VOD channel, the whole thing is gold and well worth the watch

[@thetacogamer500]

I need the whole stream

[@hanako9587]

@@cardle9952 could you link it?

[@cardle9952]

@@hanako9587 kzbin.info/door/eYALIc8NIlBedLaqHYiH7Q

[@imnotemoipromise3516]

Mom can we watch the titanic? Mom: no we have titanic at home Titanic at home:

[@theblob8842]

It’s titanic without the ship and it’s also slightly gay

[@Urfavsydnovakkinnie]

@@theblob8842 yep

[@trashdragon6289]

This is better

[@marzangel]

HKXDGKITDIGDJGX LMFAO YES KHFDGIHFSHSF

[@sk3l387]

To be fair... this is a better version.

[@corakennedy8124]

21:28 jschlatt : we have to repopulate the earth Wilbur: uhhh *backs away*

[@allyraeeeify]

Jschlatt doesn't know how repopulation works

[@vivienne1349]

@@allyraeeeify he hasn't gone to sex-ed class yed shhhh

[@hirodavidson1454]

wiblur soot: a little area for a credenza schlatt: *i like your funny words magic man*

[@normalguycraig]

Jshlatt is one of the most menacing and intimidating online personalities in existence, just above Carson. Edit: oh fuck.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

spaghetti egg roll what about slimecicle?

[@eoshighpeddle1060]

Did you forget that at one point Wilbur becomes psychotic scaring jshlatt and said something that sounds like a quote of a veteran that's ready to commit sepeku

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

Chaotic Good - Slimecicle Chaotic Neutral - callmecarson Chaotic Evil - Jschlatt

[@jiwonlee2898]

What about arg Wilbur?

[@bigpigeon2384]

EoS HighPeddle when ?

[@nightlockxo]

its so funny to me that there are ppl just now finding these schlatt/wilbur videos for the first time bc of the dream smp. yall missed out on these for so long fr

[@nemi7898]

ikr. they're like saying "wish they still friends" like bruh XD role-play, heard of it?

[@wasder-xm5so]

Exactly. It's really nice to see the fandom regrowing

[@Starrii_Skies]

Problem is that with new fans, comes the Schlattbur ship.

[@milkyuuq]

@@Starrii_Skies when people legitimately ship real people together it makes me so uncomfortable

[@Starrii_Skies]

@@milkyuuq I know right? I don’t remember if Wilbur had said anything, but Schlatt literally said to not ship him, it makes him uncomfortable. Even if someone says they’re only shipping the personas, I associate the personas with their real life counterparts. It’s gross and it makes me feel sorry for them.

[@gavinwilcox5027]

The way the ending slowly derailed into a weird sort of fan fiction is incredible

[@disorganizedbones8139]

"I'll make you come!"

[@user-fs4ff9be7z]

this is like the two straightest male history teachers talking together

[@JonerBell]

"L-like you can't live without me." Wilbur: *touches his lip*

[@goosegalileo]

what the FUCK

[@1013op]

W H a t ?

[@yeet_gotta_eat6147]

when?

[@abbeycase143]

@@yeet_gotta_eat6147 around 18 minutes

[@cashewbag]

17:57 💀

[@corbinblack6341]

The pure emotion and fear in Schlatt's voice when something happens to Wilbur gives me life

[@_acupofchai]

my mom just heard schlatt yell "im gonna come" and im scared

[@non00bs51]

*punishment

[@squirrelbeez5123]

Ohno

[@acostapg8139]

F

[@isabelleburden6898]

are you okay?

[@dograk8779]

Oh no

[@user-dy8qw2qr3v]

Jschlatt: there's no one i'd rather be stranded with than you Also Jschlatt: I need to stop flirting with men...

[@itsbluejayne4372]

Schlatt's "Don't you dare make me come" and then five seconds of silence after is the peak of comedy

[@declanmcconkey8122]

"Your gonna be the guy to pull the trigger" Jshlatt. He KNEW

[@Vicyura]

Yep. Welp, Heres a quote.. “MY L’MANBURG PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY!”

[@boo_2844]

"FOREVER UNFINISHED"

[@marsac_]

"IF I CAN'T HAVE THIS NO ONE CAN PHIL"

[@zen000o_]

"KILL ME PHILL,KILL ME"

[@jamisoncrawford2265]

@@zen000o_ kilza

[@watertoast9613]

This is so cinematic. Someone make a movie out of this.

[@millyhearts]

I just want to animate this whole video lmao it’s iconic.

[@teabur4043]

Hmmmm

[@ACESDICE]

Ok

[@chrysalis.catalyst]

please

[@chrysalis.catalyst]

@@millyhearts please do, I’d love to see it!

[@amelia3291]

this was one of my favorite videos

[@amarithemelon7457]

Famous last words: "Why'd it get really dark in here? Why is it really dark..?"

[@kittiehotline]

Why does he sound so panicked-

[@mtgamer2152]

“Does anybody smell toast?”

[@theoneandonly-1331]

@@mtgamer2152 NOOOOO

[@AinsleySunny]

@@mtgamer2152 ffffffff-

[@kennethfajardo9102]

@@mtgamer2152 Phil, kill me.

[@ex_coelis]

hey, these guys seem like they'd be good enemies in a battle for an imaginary nation

[@alestorr6896]

Yeah this Jschlatt guys kinda funny he should make a youtube channel, y’know?

[@rubiidubiie]

yeah maybe he like could turn said nation into a crater for a child to fix

[@toastspencer6779]

@@alestorr6896 nah too unrealistic 😩

[@tanvithakur2845]

Maybe after he blew up the imagery nation he could have his friend stab him then become a goats that lost his memories.

[@Sky-uuyeyyue]

@@rubiidubiie yea

[@MoOLlAy125]

The funny thing is, he still doesn't want Wilbur near him now.

[@snail1077]

Lovers to enemies

[@bexs9400]

@@snail1077 nah, I’d say they started as eneyous and turned into enemies

[@mirandarodriguez9766]

@@snail1077 yupp..

[@Everybode]

Xd lmaoo

[@amfro4276]

@John Lloyd heart attack actually

[@azaelacadehaus200]

12:33 to 13:12 I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.

[@k1k1l4nd]

this was the most beautiful love story I've ever seen I'm crying

[@happymilk7433]

solfreq We all are

[@justjay1801]

The Titanic has nothing on this

[@haanaG]

Still better than twilight

[@maniclipse6310]

The baby in my washing machine: 0:43

[@imgonnaloseit5777]

LMAOOOO 💀💀

[@monkeychief1904]

That is the single best caption that could’ve been chosen to describe that bit

[@reaganb6013]

LMFAO

[@nicholas-hirokipirone5651]

PLEASEEEE💀

[@Kai-hi2ii]

*bass boosted screaming intensifies*

[@lmaohippie]

"we just found the fix for global warming, dude! just swim up!!" IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[@ahhh4458]

I can't swim 👁️👄👁️

[@lmaohippie]

@@ahhh4458 you're doomed

[@ahhh4458]

Ik I've excepted my fate

[@hmtkdkdnrkwjd]

@@ahhh4458 well better grab a floatie

[@zombieford]

karl stan

[@mslittlecutie.]

coming here to mourn

[@kylekoozer]

real

[@galaxypanda7524]

I got recommended this after the Dream SMP Elections...look at where we are. Look at where we started.

[@ivylives559]

the fact that these two men are alive is a miracle...

[@tobelena2569]

Them staying alive, that would be enough...

[@user-ve4wz7xw7u]

Indeed...

[@ipromiseimtrying]

And if they could share a fraction of their time...

[@Agagnier]

With their fans waiting in line...

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

Is this the enemies to lovers to enemies arc

[@wasder-xm5so]

I guess the lover part didn't work out...

[@e1901]

@@wasder-xm5so lmao, yeah, guess so, futures always up in the air tho

[@Jezzibolt]

Sage H Never does with Schlatt.

[@monicaaviee]

@@wasder-xm5so love is very hard for schlatt Wilbur rejected him then a colorblind boy took his woman 😔

[@wasder-xm5so]

@@monicaaviee can't believe he rejected him with all that old history😔

[@kirbalicious]

Drawing of Jshlatt: *Cute* and *shy* *owo* sucha cute lil goat UWUW Actual Jshlatt: AAAAAAAAAAAA F*** WHAAAT IS THISS

[@Heron_Online]

I have to say, JSchlatt’s character is a ram and rams are sheep. Everyone keeps calling him a goat.

[@idkman4988]

@@Heron_Online schlatt: **a ram** Everyone: *g o a t*

[@wfuutfuu2116]

g0at

[@cheesetime]

god i love this duo. “schlatt” and wilbur’s sense of humor just complement each other so well. they should make more content soon

[@doofs]

This had a bigger emotional journey that was unironically stronger than most movies I saw all year. This should be heralded as a masterpiece for years to come.

[@tacogamer8740]

“You’ll be the one to press the button to kill us” This was a prophecy foretold by the gods

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

I like your pfp

[@tacogamer8740]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 thank you I worked really hard on it

[@titinnaa_]

-L'manburg wars flashbacks-

[@jasimabdulkarim8158]

*It was never meant to be*

[@pistaeros7117]

"There was a saying... By a traitor..."

[@dewaunwarren1]

20:00 oh my gosh the timing from the lightning striking to the Water Rising right as he's done with his speech. This would make a perfect movie.

[@Cloverstripe]

This is the perfect movie

[@dio9680]

Oh

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

@Adam J. Harper Minecraft is the best anime

[@smileyface3404]

the perfect time too

[@dewaunwarren1]

Wow that's a lot of likes

[@Jakubs_ya_man]

jshlatt: exists pride month: i shall dub thee... gayshlatt dam i almost wrote gayshat lmao

[@cubeofcoffee]

Why is everyone either hitting on Schlatt or hating him.

[@swifttheswiftness7151]

Well people say he said anything racist or homophobic- idk-

[@Fawnnnnnn]

@@swifttheswiftness7151 well some people say spongebob is racist

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@Fawnnnnnn Spongebob LMAO

[@AlexGoore_fl]

What if you just like him?

[@FromGodsPerspective]

@@Fawnnnnnn when and why

[@dontbestumped]

"Come" "Come" "IM NOT COMING" "ILL MAKE YOU COME" - Minecraft Pride 2020

[@quoi3826]

Long Schlong Beef you’re forgetting 3:07

[@magicpanther6128]

Dont you dare make me come

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Hella gay

[@s13rr4_4]

🤣👌

[@brendamartin4363]

Most pride sentence in 2020 or 2019

[@Wojtackic]

"omg he's got a sword" Saying that while having an axe in his hand that deals 9 damage and the sword 5 damage.

[@vienlucq]

Isnt that a glitch? It says all axes deal 9 damage.

[@bingbongboi6194]

Juno no they did that on purpose but axes are super slow compared to sords

[@firi431]

_Dont forget_ about this video

[@ronelalmaden6769]

swords can do critical damage maybe

[@frodoan]

@@ronelalmaden6769 trust me a axe crits you can actually desroy a shield, and punch through diamond armour with a stone axe

[@dhampir_days]

this was the weirdest short tragic romance film I've ever watched

[@Minceraft69]

It's sort of like a romantic tragedy Shakespeare would write

[@ar-twinklereynolds9890]

wilbur : "we have no source of food down here..." the cod and salmon: *sad noises*

[@FromGodsPerspective]

D O N T M A K E WI L B U R E A T S A L L Y S A L M O N

[@catsareplaying]

@@FromGodsPerspective OH NOT AGAIN

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

Don't let Wilbur near the salmon don't let Wilbur near the salmon

[@mcytfan1415]

DONT LET WILBUR NEAR THE SALMON. ONE FUNDY IS ENOUGH

[@reterols5442]

@@mcytfan1415 WILBUR BOUT TO GET FOCKED BY A FISHHHH ( In cannon will was the pregnant one)

[@creditworthy6414]

Little did we know, the real force behind climate change was Wilbur inputting a command

[@heglegowo2771]

Wilbur caused global warming.

[@imbiork]

Should have been "Trying to save my fragile marriage with jschlatt while the water devours us "

[@nikolette.]

Nikoléta Pióro beautiful love story

[@shinasria1096]

Me : fuck...i need to write this-

[@cryptid5040]

@@shinasria1096 Seconded

[@shinasria1096]

Wait wha-

[@ChatGpttales]

At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.

[@ghostinnit7706]

Epic

[@ellemiller6798]

why haven’t more people acknowledged this

[@gplgs4640]

“We found the fix for global warming: Just swim up” People that can't swim: **Nervous sweating**

[@theworstmaid]

just swim idiots

[@luvmesumjeff]

Me, can't swim: natural selection

[@heartheater07]

me: **nervous sweating**

[@dman5579]

Everyone who can't swim liked this Damn

[@MrrSpiros]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 slimes can swim now

[@bunichan5619]

And then schlatt had to live by himself, with his dear partner gone, and now he lives in a beautiful village, yet forever alone, thinking of the past...

[@wasder-xm5so]

No he went to another universe just to fuck over Wilbur's life bc Wil left him alone

[@lvstfire4726]

@@wasder-xm5so aka the Dream SMP

[@wasder-xm5so]

@@lvstfire4726 yeah

[@kittygangofficial]

I don’t remember the titanic being this sad of a movie

[@crystaloreo5026]

SJSJSJJS

[@0aikalo]

HAHAHAJJAJAJAJ UNDERNEATH IS SAYS “Context. Global warming is a” AND BRINGS UP THE WIKIPEDIA FOR IT SJSJSJJSJSKSKAEUJSKAJASJJS

[@jtek2259]

I KNOW AHAHHAAHHA

[@S_lunar]

"If your not gonna 'come', I'll make you 'come' " - Wilbur Soot 2019

[@rioayo8797]

Timestamp plz

[@S_lunar]

@@rioayo8797 12:57

[@rioayo8797]

Ty :D

[@dulceteternity9976]

Your profile picture is definitely fitting for that sentence. :)

[@S_lunar]

@@dulceteternity9976 *ya know it* 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

[@redbatty7705]

This was unnecessarily sad and romantic and I'm really here for it huh

[@rosa-mv7gl]

we're just really touch starved and swag

[@ilonah5811]

Schlatt then: let’s stop employing children Schlatt now: has Tubbo as right hand man edit: oh how the times have changed :’)

[@kariolio]

Not anymore :,)

[@Evilable]

@@kariolio there's a blanket

[@kariolio]

@@Evilable what

[@reedipoo333]

一元灰汽GreySteam LMAOOOO

[@reedipoo333]

一元灰汽GreySteam That’s how ✨every✨ it gets.....