WILD AND WEIRD ORK VEHICLES | Warhammer 40k Lore feat Kirioth

[@Adeptusridiculous]

Bricky recorded this episode while in his bathroom because his wife's boyfriend was playing xbox in the living room and bricky was distracting him, we will work it out for the next episode.

[@Volvith]

Understandable. I hope that his wife and her boyfriend will soon find a new accommodation so they won't be further bothered by Bricky. Have a nice day. :)

[@codycollins8556]

Completely understandable, I always had a feeling Bricky is a simp

[@jamescollette1296]

Ah, so he made it in the 'Can. Killa' Can that is.

[@Keyfur91]

I hope he didn’t bother his wife and her boyfriend too much then.

[@nathanbrown8196]

... hwut ?

[@greenEntertainer.]

My personal favorite Ork vehicle kitbash is the Necron Doom Scythe turned sideways and painted yellow so it looks like a moon.

[@SuperBastodon]

I saw some of those ! They look dope AF, one of the best Bad Moonz loot i ever saw created by fans.

[@Shield_OW]

literally thought about it during the episode, whats more stylish than a bad moonz orc piloting, a bad moon

[@TheLonelyBrit]

Just looked it up & that idea is truly inspiring. It makes perfect sense both canonically & kitbashingly.

[@PlasmaPea04]

Ah yeah i saw one of those, i think someone named it a "dakkamoon" which really fits the transformed doomscythe.

[@fernhausluv44]

That's so frickin' amazing.

[@IdioticSynergy]

Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Bricky performs a flying 'eadbutt with a Dakkajet, DK steals a Boomdakka Snazzwagon so he can finally go super fast, Kirioth turns the Rogal Dorn tank into a Looted ‘Eavy Wagon because changes the name to something interesting and Shy rides a Gargantuan Squiggoth so she can squish all the little guys.

[@DaBlueIghuana]

Oh the humanity! All those little guys!!! Crushed in an instant!

[@oligb1469]

Some say he invented the colour red, some say he's won an arm wrestle with Gork himself, all we know is he's called the Squig!

[@thegreatandpowerfulme]

YEAH GO SQUIGOTH WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@samjohnston5877]

@@oligb1469 bravo good sir

[@oligb1469]

@@samjohnston5877 Thank you, thank you!

[@ArcturusMinsk]

anyone see Water World? There's a great scene in there where the baddies use an ani air cannon and two guys are in the back shoveling bullets in to it like they're stoking a train. That's how I imagine a kill blaster getting loaded, just all random ammo, shotgun shells, anti air shells, Chipotle burritos, you know, anything with explosive potential.

[@ArcturusMinsk]

@Gavin Darkstar Finally someone else that watched the movie!

[@TheSchultinator]

As I recall, the people are shoveling up all the brass coming out of the quad .50 mount, not dumping full rounds in

[@HunterSentinel]

Yep, that’s how I imagine it’s done. The original Gatling gun feed loader... just a chute you arrange the bullets on!

[@Volvith]

Oh my god, water world... ... _The filming of that was such a goddamn disaster, it was great!_ IIRC Water World to this day holds the crown of one of the worst film sets to be alive in and work at. I'm not kidding when i say it must have been nightmare-inducing.

[@skitariisoldier7367]

I love that movie!

[@jennydeath6844]

Love that Kirioth is just the used car salesman of 40k at this point with 3 vehicle episodes

[@AltoStratusX1]

*slaps hood* AY LADZ UOZE CAN FIT SO MUCH DAKKA IN DIS HERE LOOTED STOMPA

[@TheLofren]

23:00 the Kill Krusha first rolls a d6, and if they roll a one, then they roll a d6 on that table and whatever happens happens, but they can indeed shoot their other types of shell

[@Bluecho4]

^This.

[@the_mad_fool]

I have to say, I wish it worked the way they think it does. I love the notion of a vehicle that has stats for ammo it literally can never use because the grots only ever hand you the boom shells.

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

@@the_mad_fool Me too. It'd be peak Grot, and that's the kind of madness that I'm here for as an Ork boy.

[@surriad1140]

The brainlets have 1 braincel and it was on vacation today

[@Daniel-bk8ec]

I couldn't believe that part it's like they weren't even listening and kirrioth literally agrees like you just read it, 0 braincells

[@Da_Shark]

orks make it more clear than any other faction that adults are playing pretend and I love it

[@exzyyd392]

Don't worry Kirioth, I loved that film as a kid and when I first heard about how Orcs build things I immediately thought "Oh like batteries not included?"

[@wesleywlee]

It was a great movie, or I remember thinking it was when I was like 10.

[@Tridduncan2]

Me as well, you are not alone Kirioth.

[@KillerOrca]

I completely forgot about it till I heard him say it

[@iamcage187]

Yea I watched that movie so much as a kid.

[@goldencrown1680]

I was not expecting someone else to recognize the movie, that name drop caught me off guard

[@Sir_Bucket]

"It's basicly an Earthshaker canon but shorter range" That sentence fills me with glee and fear at the same time.

[@YoBen100]

We put four wheels ‘n 'da box an' make it go front. We paint 'da box an' it will go fast. Finally, we build ‘da box bigga so we kan put more guns. Otha orks did it, we did it an' so far it iz do'n ok.

[@Ezaviel]

The KIll Krusha didn't *always* roll on that table. You declared your ammo type and rolled a d6, on a 1 you rolled on that table, 2+ you fired the shell you selected as normal.

[@stephenmcguinness4795]

I love the dynamic between bricky dk and shy but oh my forget me juice I do absolutely love it when kirioth comes in Keep it up guys genuinely amazing stuff for the community!

[@KB-oh7xk]

I would like to sincerely compliment Kirioth for calling them out on forcing hard and aggressively monetizing their own memes with his opening statement 👑

[@woaddragon]

Hella cash

[@jahcoba]

Shmoney

[@it_Nexus562]

@@jahcoba teef

[@Philshaw02]

I believe the reason ork aircraft look the way they do is due to the fact almost every other aircraft is built in such a way that it can go from orbit to land in a hurry. With thick armor, it’s meant to be like a troop transport/ fire support. Ork aircraft however are meant to just go fast and don’t care about the vacuum of space

[@falsebeliever8079]

I showed my girlfriend the Grot Bomb. She almost teared up because "Oh, no! Poor Little Guy. He's so brave!"

[@jaypea30]

he's just a little guy

[@falsebeliever8079]

@@jaypea30 Just a little guy!

[@mrsubject1]

He is a very brave little guy, you gotta give her that

[@jaypea30]

@@falsebeliever8079 he is just a little guy.

[@Numbers1516]

He's not a big guy. He's not a medium guy. He's just a little guy.

[@Shogundoxie1414]

A friend of mine at my local game store is doing an Orkified version of the old Wacky Races cartoon making all the Ork vehicles look like the cars from the cartoon.

[@ratte6090]

I was thinking about that! Cause that's literally what they are, just incredibly wacky/blursed cars with guns taped on

[@oligb1469]

I think we should officially add Bricky saying "what in the goddamn!?" to the bingo, any other suggestions to add? I want to get an official list going.

[@Gormathius]

Can't forget Shy's classic " ".

[@NornQueenKya]

Cain books give the best descriptions of ork vehicles. Their buggies must have been fun in the desert. 0 shock absorbers and 0 cushion. Lovely

[@philliplewis946]

I’m surprised that y’all missed the Ork Submersible, which was legit used in the Armageddon campaign and had rules

[@orkishfury2321]

Anyone else realize that Kirioth could be a servitor stuck in the walls.

[@malignustheundyingking6096]

Hands down one of the best episodes ever!!! Well done!!

[@Jimalcoatl]

Heh the talk of hair squigs just made me think up an NPC for the all ork Wrath and Glory campaign I'm planning. He's a hair squig breeder named Vidork Smashsoon. His job is to help the nobs and warbosses look cool while they go to war using the secret art of fashun.

[@patsutherland6853]

Give him a grot that just shoots hair squigs at them

[@arcanos9706]

Dude! Shy’s grot tanks look amazing! She’s a great painter!

[@edwardhayes6816]

Only one thing to say. Congrats to Shy on the images. Outdid herself on all the wacky weird ork vehicles

[@bloodwolfkoji]

Seeing this reminds me that a buddy of mine who's our resident Ork player owns an entire WAAAAGH of Orks and I have a lot more respect for him now cuz he made some of the most amazing kitbashes I've seen, including an entire army of Looted Imperial Knights

[@dethrane9446]

I absolutely love the 40K Orks. I didn't know much about Warhammer, until my husband introduced me to AR. And I fell in love with the Orks. I love hearing about the clans and all the crazy insane stuff they do and come up with. I now have decided to read Brutal Kunnin because of this. But now I seen they've done a 40K special for Magic The Gathering and I'm so upset because Orks and Squigs would be perfect for it.

[@kerbal666]

I remember Batteries Not Included! One of the best 80s feel-good movies ever!

[@sku7182]

You have to do Assassinorum: Kingmaker for the next bookclub. Knights and the Assassinorum is a great combo.

[@probablyhuman3193]

My absolute favorite book

[@patsutherland6853]

Now I'm just picturing a knight fist just Kool aid manning through a wall, grabbing a chaos cult leader or ork warboss, and then lifting it up to the faceplate and through the vox speakers just screaming "sneak attack!"

[@dylan8193]

For that custom kitbash at the end with ALL the Dakka I really want to see a tabletop game where he's just a 2000 point raidboss like suggested. But every shooting phase the creator just flips through a stack of like 40 flash cards each being the data-sheet for a different gun and just picks like 3 or 5 at random to be the guns fired that turn. Just give it like layers upon layers of the RNG that the Killcrusha had but turned up to 17.

[@feralprocessor9853]

29:49 Legit my heads hurts after laughing really hard at ork vehicles and I love it

[@seanrydell112]

does kirioth really count as a guest if hes been living in your walls?

[@DaoYeLung]

This entire episode is Shy flexing her collection and painting skills.

[@HiroSnowLeopard]

Bricky: Too many guns Me: No such thing as too much Daka

[@canyouwriteanythinghere]

Why was Bricky recording the episode from inside a cathedral? My man has so much echo he's basically an Imperial Saint. Which given his love for Sisters of Battle, would be accurate.

[@korvincarry3268]

Was wondering this and why nobody was acknowledging it.

[@liamroyston6718]

I believe the kitbash at the end is supposed to be Ghazzy's final form.

[@TiernanWilkinson]

17:30 BRO I'VE SEEN THAT MOVIE! It was pretty weird and it was a long-ass time ago, but yeah I totally get that. The grot tanks are somewhat reminiscent of one of the little bots from that.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

That tank with the different shot types that'll only ever fire one shot type is actually top tier funny. Gotta love orks

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

I wish the ruleset works like they explained it, because that's the kind of nonsense that makes Orks fun. But you basically declare what shot you want, roll a d6, and if you roll anything but a 1, the tank works as normal following normal rules. But if you do get a 1, then the special rule applies and you roll another d6, and whatever happens, happens.

[@HunterSentinel]

There should be an official rule for competitive games that surviving orks from successful battles should be allowed to be consolidated at the end with one big ORK battle lead by the highest ranked player! All the ORK players come together for one big waaaaaagh!

[@Basically_Anybody]

Bricky misunderstanding the Crusha Cannon rules makes the segment way funnier

[@zsoltgyuricza6961]

I would love to see the team react to Kronan the Cunning-S Story (Baldemort), Shy would probably explode of happines for a reaction vid of that 1

[@Crazael]

16:59 I remember Batteries Not Included! That was a great movie.

[@jaymaxwell8645]

I was absolutely stunned DK hadn't seen it.

[@Laban6112]

Aircraft looks "normal" because those are the only piles of junk that didn't just nose dive :D

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

Can you imagine if they put something like the old rules for the Killcrusha main cannon in 9th Edition? The fandom would actually lay siege to GW's HQ to torch it down.

[@HistoritorJimaldus]

It only rolls on that table Kirioth read out if it first rolls a 1

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

@@HistoritorJimaldus Ahh, ok, so it is possible to shoot with the other profiles. ...now I'm just sad.

[@Florkl]

Mortal Wounds on a 1 is a thing on a good number of Ork weapons. Honestly a 50/50 chance of any benefit if you roll a 1 is way better.

[@matiasyannuzzi9655]

@@Florkl Yeah, I understood it as Bricky did, that 1,2 or 6 meant no shot was fired (with 6 dealing damage) and even if you fire with 3-5 you can't fire any other profile than the boom round.

[@Basically_Anybody]

@@Florkl it's not really an Ork weapons thing. Mortals on 1 are famous on Plasma weapons

[@surriad1140]

37:15 Those blue orbs are mushrooms. That squig is part of the AoS Gloomspite Gitz.

[@thepastmaster5643]

Yay! I've been watching all the "specials" with Kiroth today and The Emperor has gifted us with a new one! :D

[@anoninunen]

Theories: Ork's can't get the Obliterator virus because Mork said "Datz' cheetin" Ork flying vehicles would look too much like Necron flying vehicles if thery were allowed to get creative. We need a looted Tesseract Vault, at least in lore. Ghazkul will eat a Wierd-Squig to krump better

[@Transmissional]

Enjoyed the video! Glad you guys are still hanging around doing what you do :)

[@inductivegrunt94]

Another Ork Episode, just beautiful! WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[@loganb7059]

Kirioth is about to be very very sad

[@haukbjrnes1733]

48:59 we do it in Norway too

[@trystongilbert1837]

Bricky you take that back about the Chinook. You gotta be near them feeling the wind knock you down, you'll learn to love them.

[@zebmaxwell7979]

17:15 I remember watching this alot when I was a Kid.

[@justcraziii]

As an ork player, well done, thanks crew

[@JohnDoe-ry4pb]

Maybe you could read ancient of rites for your next book club. The story and characters are pretty good and you could cover the emperor’s children leading up to it.

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

I like to imagine that orks have big garbage purple blankets with green corners to sneak shit under enemy's noses, because green means property of ork but purple is the sneakiest color, so the object they're transporting is invisible until they pull the blanket off.

[@johnoneil9188]

When I started building 40K models I decided to specialize in vehicles, bots and stuff. After this I so want to build an ork vehicle next.

[@Jormyyy]

Those are some weird looking Dorn heresies...

[@jaredhall1457]

bricky sounds like hes speaking in a cathedral

[@bakauf4300]

"Upgunned" takes on a whole new level when ork vehicles are taken into consideration.

[@cappinjocj9316]

Don’t feel bad Kirioth, I remember Batteries not Included. Damn, I feel old.

[@EvilGranny420]

I ran my Stompa at SoCal this last weekend, and my favorite moment was 18 boys piling out of the belly at once to make make a 4way charge into Slannesh Demons and retake the whole midboard

[@dokb1942]

My favorite orky detail has to be with the shokkjump dragster… it has a flux capacitor behind the driver.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

Thank you Kyrioth, you inspired me to buy a Grot Tank. Haven't gotten around to painting it yet but I still love it

[@Birri919]

watching after the ork codex, F for the grot tanks

[@theabomb8305]

I find it interesting how the ork planes look like almost finished WW2 models

[@egbertpopken5580]

I think of them as bit bloaty mig-15

[@goosehostetler9403]

they're really close to old soviet MIG fighters

[@eternal6930]

Bricky's "Shy what is THAT!?" is always the best

[@Dovorans]

The funny part about Bricky's hate of the Warkopta / Chinork is that it probably could legitimately fly if made as an RC model. It even has the IRL Chinook's mounting of the aft rotor above the forward rotor, the only thing that needs changing is switching the chain belt to a driveshaft. Helicopters without their aerodynamic fairings are basically as ugly as a ork vehicle.

[@MrRando-cs1sn]

Was gonna start rewatching TTS but saw this in my subs. Lets go ork bois

[@CthulhuOnCam]

I'd love a whole episode of admiring Ork kitbashes

[@chillingplace2014]

Me and my grandpa used to watch batteries not included all the time. That movie just fills me with nostalgia :)

[@SinclairsVoice]

Kirioth?! Orks?!? Vehicles?!?!? truly a blessed day

[@themightycrixus1131]

First time here! Did not expect to hear Bricky chime in! He was my go-to for DBD content before he stopped playing it! Fun video gents! Thank you for the content.

[@asmariamoon]

41:39 I feel like the boy on the back is just repeatedly shouting "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA" as fast and as loud as he can.

[@digunder14]

1:09:06 the ultimate expression of the saying "spray and pray"

[@Ripadrak]

Literally got to the line "any vehicle can be an Ork vehicle", as I started building my Triaros Armoured Conveyerer; with the plans to convert it into an Ork Battlewagon

[@ChumblesMumbles]

Orks do have the unique advantage for the true obsessives with large budgets and tons of free time - they can just take any other faction's stuff and 'ork it up' to create a near endless variety of potential models.

[@Francis5795]

The nautical Kroozer is from the excellent comic "Deff Skwadron"

[@thesilliestgoose5990]

Will there be a playthrough of Shootas Blood and Teef???

[@AcoylteKraven82]

17:34- I’ve seen that movie! It was good and the funny thing is I was just talking to someone today about that movie!!! Lol

[@Madjo-qj2ge]

Kult of Speed Baby!!!!

[@robertpowell1464]

Boom dakka shnazwagon, rocket trukk squig buggy, and the grot bike, 3/4 of the crew loved it, 1/4 was confused. Peak ork behavior. Good job gits.

[@gabthegreat01]

54:50 “Who da Zog do thoz ‘umies fink wez arrr?!”

[@dengar5358]

I REMEMBER THAT FROM MY CHILD HOOD, my dad showed it to me and i have spent years looking for it and this made my week to finally find it

[@mysticvondonut3082]

Having not seen Batteries not Included on over 15 years, the mention of it here unlocked a core memory I didn't know I had lol

[@alexstengel8066]

Why am I more interested in an episode about ork vehicles than the Blood Angels episode?

[@darsis]

Great episode, thank you! Already looking forward to part two featuring such delights as the Mekboy Dragta, Bubble Chukka Speedsta and Landa :-)

[@alexoakley7144]

Will you guys do an episode on all the Deamon Engines? I'd love to hear how DK would react to some of them 😂😈🤣

[@TheSchultinator]

"Chinork" has to be one of the best things I've ever heard

[@Skullkingold]

26:16 the big Trak , I remember seeing this in DoW3. Great ork Arty.

[@jacobbearnson5874]

Honestly the grot tank gives me Renault FT 17 Vibes and I'm totally cool with that

[@zobblombie8155]

THIS IS AWESOME! Orks are the best, I made a A-10 Thunderbolt conversion complete with the warthog face on it last year.

[@Start3rPack]

I did not expect Batteries Not Included be mentioned anywhere, but I'm glad it was. And I agree with ya, I can the Grot semblance

[@-NGC-6302-]

Good to know that the Speed Freeks game will never run out of vehicles to add

[@tarekwieland4737]

Yo the one very heavy vehicle with 200 tons that can go 55 miles/h; 88km/h has a force of 120 MILLION joule just by smashing into a wall at full speed And great episode :)

[@eduardopereiradossantosmel7403]

As someone who watched Batteries not included about 12 times, I do agree with you! Although the grot tanks also give me some Metal Slug vibes! ... (I know they're not even close to anything canon, but it is ever a chance for an Angry Marines episode? They have a surprisingly amount of lore)

[@ItsAVolcano]

Special shout out to the Meng Toon Tank series of models, make for an awesome base for Ork vehicles, with the light tanks being about perfect size for grot tanks and cheaper than the official models.

[@Laban6112]

Gargants having 200 parts with no instruction probably reverted all the hate I accumulated for GW over the last couple years

[@bryantprak7129]

I laughed so hard when my buddy had to build his and we found out when he opened the box

[@TrenchCrusade]

Two more ork vehicles that exist but only in the lore are a rok and an attack moon. A rok is just a hollowed out meteor just armed to the fucking teeth with guns and thrusters. An attack moon, which is my favorite, were used during the war of the beast. It was essentially either a moon with a shitload of rockets and guns or a completely artifical moon with a tractor beam that pulled resources from a planet that it was orbiting. Not only that, it was technically an ork staging area because it was technically an ork portal gate so they could move ork armies from one sector to another for battle. But the best and my favorite feature is that there was an ork face on the moon, like the man in the moon thing, made out of metal and could be used by the Beast(s) to speak. So the Beast would talk and the metal face would move in sync with the Beast.

[@Rupertssons]

One of my favorite Ork technology stories comes from the novel Fifteen Hours. An imperial troop transport comes under attack by Ork anti air missiles and deployes chaff to scramble their targeting systems. The chaff has no effect because the Ork missiles are unguided. The Imperial pilot scoffs and exclaims, "Unguided missiles? They have a one in a thousand chance of hitting us!" Their radar immediately lights up with well over a thousand contacts as the Orks fire a second salvo, and the transport is shot down.

[@firemaneminiatures1337]

1:10:20 To round out Ridiculous Gear, we have our very special kitbashed guest: Waagh Boss Git GigaDakka von KrumpenToof!!! COME ONNNN DOWNN!!!!!!!!