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[@kmir1791]

NO DESK BRO FELL OFF

[@ShaquilleOatmeal730]

You are an idiot

[@ninjalectualx]

He fell off his desk? No wonder he didn't move it, he's probably badly injured. He's posting through pain, what a hero

[@aero-mk9ld]

@@ninjalectualxstop supporting this. Zealandism is scamming his viewers , he also is r*cist

[@robbiestrong6398]

@@aero-mk9ldhow?

[@aero-mk9ld]

@@robbiestrong6398 due to various factors, such as my completely unjustified opinion, as well as the fact that I just felt like saying that .

[@FieldMedic4077]

I can't believe Zealand let down his community, himself and worst of all pepe guardiola by not setting up his desk :(

[@igorszamaszow171]

Pepe is still his right hand man

[@OrlovKruskayev]

Mexico playing the altitude merchant like they're Bolivia

[@beanx9796]

REDO YOUR DESK!! (And run)

[@luisvelazquez5683]

I feel gaslit tbh. Getting gaslit by a guy who can’t even set up his desk is crazy.

[@pulleyfm8585]

Whenever Canada would play Russia at hockey in what was the USSR at the time they always brought they own food and guarded it (and they beer lol) like a precious resource. I'm sure the Soviets did they same when they came to Canada as well. It only takes one rogue cook at a hotel to bring down an entire team, let alone what the Soviets were known for at the time. Any big match or sporting event where you're travelling somewhere else you have to take care of your own food because this type of thing is really common. Sometimes it's honestly as basic as people who live somewhere having digestive systems that are used to things uniquely local that will cause huge issues to people who have never experienced them.

[@mikeavina168]

Dodgy lasagna activated just in time for some fm save somewhere ❤

[@farhanatashiga3721]

Ah the classic

[@beastfr0meast93]

food poison is not a new when you are playing in another country. That is why most teams that can afford it have their own cooks that bring food with them.

[@wuxiagamescentral]

MLS are cheapskates

[@copious983]

OK OK dude, that thing above your lips ....... that has to go or set up the desk

[@JustAnOrdinaryDemon]

Why not both

[@stillhoIding]

@@JustAnOrdinaryDemon no it looks way better than without

[@copious983]

@@JustAnOrdinaryDemon or both yes

[@copious983]

@stillhoIding well then handle bars

[@alexrowe4264]

We'll get GTA VI before Zealand desk set up

[@ThaGamingMisfit]

I guess Crew has learned the lesson to bring their own cook next time ! I guess I'm one of the few Europeans that noticed the remarkable run of Columbus Crew this year and was rooting for them.

[@shaneg9081]

Altitude sickness will wreck you hard. Vomiting, inability to eat, etc. really happens. This could be JUST altitude sickness at 8000 feet.

[@aviandeluxe]

Can't really divulge my sources but the chef de cuisine of said night in Pachuca, is from East London. He had a Michelin starred establishment at the Boleyn Ground .

[@mattrag4988]

Run and do your desk, and also run haha

[@JuanNunez2023]

Pachuca is LigaMX's moneyball team. They are very well coached and outright a better team than The Crew. With that being said, that game could have easily been 6-0 if Pachuca didn't bottle a few chances. The gap was that big. If Columbus was 100% healthy, I don't know if the gap between the two teams would be that big.

[@adaldi_]

Lasagna Gate 2024 Version

[@packerman120]

Zealand I heard through sources that if you don't set up your desk, your forehead will double in size each month you fail to do it. sounds scary! also run more or something

[@TJoL1998]

I’m not exactly an expert on things CONCACAF but surely the final should be at a neutral ground that’s not at the height of earths atmosphere?

[@StefanBrandowX]

But that would make sense, and North America doesn’t like to do that when it comes to football

[@swbaxter13]

To answer the important question: it was the CONCACAF Champions League last year (and for 15ish years before that). This year, they changed to Champions Cup, which was the name used in the early 2000s. I don't think they ever announced an official reason, maybe nostalgia? At the same time, they also killed the CONCACAF League, which was more or less a version of the Europa League. That one was probably because the travel and costs involved were too high for many of the teams in it, as MLS and Liga MX only compete in the Champions Whatever.

[@benficademacaufan]

Actually good changes though. They made regionalized continental cups which could have been cool for a 3rd tier Asian competition but the challenge league cool too

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

Probably for the American market. We hear "league" and think of something very different from what the champions league is. Honestly if they wanted to market it to Americans best, they could go with "Tournament of Champions". People would tune into that

[@ChineseKiwi]

All Blacks before in the 1995 Rugby World Cup final vs South Africa (hosted in South Africa): First time? 😂 That ‘food poisoning the opposition before a key match’ strat - an oldie but a goodie.

[@yunposter2428]

now you remember Tottenham "lasagna gate" in 2006

[@Alexander-ie3st]

Crew fan here: i loved seeing their run in the cup. And To go out like that 3-0… it was honestly to be expected… I mean we were playing a decent Mexico side team. And to play at an elevation that our players aren’t familiar with is hard… and our team have pretty damn good endurance. But to play at that elevation and a stomach bug exactly fun.. but it was one hell of a run.!🖤💛

[@farhanatashiga3721]

This seems awfully familiar

[@Mebsuta]

7:48 when I emigrated from my home country and got to Europe I began to feel sick within days. It turns out it was because of the water. The water here had a different set of bacteria that the locals were already immune to but I wasn't. It could have been as simple as that for these players if they decided to use tap water to prepare their meals without boiling it or by just drinking it.

[@qonos90]

This sounds eerily similar to the "Lasagna-gate" situation with Spurs in the final weekend of the 2005-06 season!

[@lordnignog1688]

Oh when the spurs go take a shit

[@AquaSteez]

Nice way to farm engagement (;

[@ajprop99]

No chocolate turtles until you sort out your desk

[@arkadiuszsliwinski8451]

SET UP A FREAKING DESK, U LOOK LIKE UR TALKING TO US WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET

[@hremostypas]

out of the blue here but i love your videos zealand, i found out about your channel when i first started playing fm in 2019. keep going

[@ganaed9954]

Take another day off Zealand, that desk is more of a next week thing

[@JasonCliftJones]

Desk.. Running... Where are the chocolate turtles!?!

[@BrunoPeras]

C’mon Z!! The guy that accidentally resigned is already done with his moving, already did his desk setup aaaaaand already started a new KZbin series, and you, the goat, are really falling behind. I demand more from you! (Kick the water bottle)

[@JustAnOrdinaryDemon]

You know, for marathon the biggest requirements are will power and persistence. You can start your training by fixing your God damn setup

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

"The poisoning of Columbus" sounds like something we'd learn about in World History 😂

[@luischavezmiranda8895]

Until Zealand properly sets up his desk he should be allowed to have any facial hair

[@carlosbarrios504]

Beerschot jersey,nice. I just led them into the Juniper League mimicking real life.

[@rhysgodwin6316]

This game was more set up then Zealand's desk 😂

[@elicarlson7682]

BEERSCHOT VA JERSEY NOVVKI THORRISON CAME FROM THAT TEAM HOLY COW.

[@kalisperis]

I'M SCREAMING FOR MONTHS FOR MORE CHEST HAIR AND IT HAS GONE NOWHERE.

[@aceaugusto]

concacaf should merge with conmebol and make the libertadores a big ass tournaments where south american clubs play the group stage against each other and the same happen to concacaf teams to make it cheaper/less pain in the ass to travel from canadá to argentina every week, then they play against each other at the knockout stage meaning 4/3 long trips maximum

[@corallaroc4449]

If I start the next video and see the desk hasn't been fixed, I'll immediately stop watching. Godspeed Zealand

[@Femboy_Flocky]

You not setting up your desk made my disappointment be immeasurable and my day is ruined. NOW SET IT UP!!!!!

[@mikoajcieplik5607]

Challenge: don't set up the desk at all until next time you move this way you also won't have to pack it up in the future, win-win

[@luqmango8139]

Bro who makes 3 vids or more a day: “IM LAZY!”

[@benficademacaufan]

While live-streaming, a zealand video every few days and running a podcast

[@ivanortiz7820]

the kings league world cup is happening and many streamers and their teams dealt with similar issues their first days in mexico as well.

[@ivanortiz7820]

England team had to forfeit due that.

[@StraightUpKrazy_]

Happens to me all the time when i go visit family in Mexico. Its usually to do with how differently the food is processed than in the usa

[@tobs7003]

GET THE TINFOILHAT!!! 😱😱😱

[@jamesoswald3473]

Zealand hasn't done his desk because he had food poisoning.

[@renandmrtns]

SET THE DESK UP. TRAIN FOR THE MARATHON. COME ON MAN!!!

[@samuelschonenberger]

Congratulations on winning the Clone World Cup with Haarland, Zealand! It was a close battle with Niklas Levinson's Bellingham but I guess FM experience wins it all

[@refractable2479]

holy coping session

[@nelsoncarvalho6338]

This is the third time in a finals I’ve seen this happen. Brazil in France, France against Argentina.

[@declangaming24]

Did you here that equitorial guinea striker has been banned from football for 6 months

[@hiphappy1292]

you do you dude

[@madridfan89]

Full Alex Jones mode

Procrastination is the spice of life but dude.... the mic arm.... it'll give me epilepsy, again

[@mathieuouimet6081]

Bully mode : I think this setup makes your forehead smaller. Redo your setup so it can be magnificient again

[@Alexgreenie]

Room still a mess. Read 12 rules for life! Clean your room! 😅

[@MFRayado]

Day something something of saying "Our glorious awesome pookie Zealand posted again!"

[@MoCoyotes]

Come on you little chicken, get a desk.

[@MontyESA]

Frog is drunk

[@bugchallin]

Americans? Getting a stomach bug in mexico?? How unexpected!!! Montezumas revenge strikes again

[@WVWYONATANWVW]

we love you as you are. as lazy, not maraton runer that you are.

[@MaksB.]

Tottenham moment

[@joanfelicianoo]

Pepe the Frog looking sad because his owner actually fell off

[@TheOfficialSmudgy]

Pachuca bought the FM Console Dodgy Lasagne perk

[@Flyingmonkeysftw27]

PUT YOUR DESK TOGETHER! Or you'll have to run an extra marathon

[@stopspyingonme9210]

Is it not more likely that they had altitude sickness and they just didn't prepare well enough? Symptoms line up

[@craigwright1867]

England's national team at the World Cup in Mexico in 1970 was poisoned. They also had their captain Bobby Moore arrested for stealing in a jewellers.

[@Keegan3]

ZEALAND RUN THE MARATHON RIGHT NOW 😂

[@KingofTrashWisdom]

I love this view.

[@nameanteater4772]

I blame you, Z. You talking to Columbus Crew guy caused this

[@french_toast223]

Yall just underestimate how shit mLs teams are compared to Liga MX teams. Pachuca plays like that against America what makes you think they cant do that to columbus.

[@just_limerence]

Columbus Crew supporter who was at the match here: No, there is no conspiracy and no one in our fanbase legitimately believes there's a conspiracy against us or anything. Anyone who says so is just a sore loser. It's unfortunate, but Pachuca won fair and square under the circumstances and deserve the championship.

[@NeverwascooL]

DON'T LET THE DESK TALK DISTRACT US FROM ZEA SPENT ALL THIS TIME NOT RUNNING!!

[@ProfessionalNonce]

Reminds me of the lasagna gate

[@meanyvizzini8347]

Man, I knew something was off. It was like Chicago Fire showed up wearing black and gold.

[@mortiphago]

Green lights when

[@quinny2144]

I WONT REDO MY DESK AND ROOM UNTIL ZEALAND DOES AND THATS A PROCRASTINATION PROMISE

[@quinny2144]

(there’s no way i’m gonna train for a marathon tho)

[@spikyturtle54]

RUN

[@DrZaius3141]

Occam's Razor. If everyone eats the same stuff, it doesn't take foul play for everyone to fall ill. Also, even teams like CC will bring their own supplies, chef, etc. Hard to tamper with that.

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

I will never know what "Ocham's Razor" actually means no matter how many times I read the origin story

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

I mean i kinda like the microphone POV 🥵

[@rayeardley7618]

It's ok dude, we know it's effort and work just to carry that forehead

[@ReinbergerPhoto]

We would love to have you in Denver for a match sometime.

[@pedr0_m198]

pachuca ragdolled them, schooled them at what real futbol is.

[@SrSteve404]

what happened to the desk? Did it fall off like YOU?????

[@justinmorrison6279]

Where was his desk originally

[@jacklamb2904]

Tottenham I think this happened to before

[@wagwanbennydj6003]

Ah yes lasagne gate

[@NSDMFootball]

ABERDEEN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@FootballTransfersDaily]

Why have I not found d this man’s podcast after 30mins of looking. What is he hiding…

[@Aperiot510]

It's pretty convenient that they mentioned this AFTER they got wrecked 3-0.

[@dutch5469]

Probably don’t even have a desk

[@kumlebsi]

I'm not mad, that you didn't finish your desk... I'm just disappointed

[@muhammadryanelyeddari8631]

I was really hoping Colombus Crew would win. I don't like America but I like Wilfried Nancy. I was hoping he'd win big in America so that he'd move to Europe sooner without feeling like there was more to win in America.

[@Tuck3tt]

I've commented "Zealand has a shit setup, pass it on" on every video since you asked us to bully us. Don't blame me, I did my part!

[@ribsi85]

Americans have a fixation on altitude sickness and I don't understand why. I've worked in ski resorts all around the world and the only people that ever came up to me and acted like they were dying from altitude were all American and wealthy. Regular Americans, no problems, rich ones = weak lungs apparently. That is not to say that there are not adverse effects from being at high altitudes, of course there are. I guess in most of the world we sorta just consider that normal, and 'altitude sickness' is when you actually... get sick from it. Whereas in the US any adverse affects from altitude are 'altitude sickness'?

[@arifb222]

Same as peanut allergy and its aversion during childhood but maybe it's similar for europeans too. Never have I personally known someone with peanut allergy here.

[@thehellyousay]

you accomplished nothing?!? really? damn! that's nigh impossible! i stand in awe ...

[@423vol4]

I don’t really care about either club but I’m a big advocate that every cup final or tournament final should have to be played on neutral ground to avoid stuff like this. Probably wouldn’t have changed the result but

[@rubenwilliams1014]

Love the Beerschot shirt! kom aan ratten!!