Wild world of grocery shopping

[@MichaelSmith-ri1rb]

Wait until she goes to the ice cream section and finds the Chunky Monkey.

[@robdog7516]

😅😅😅

[@spinynorman887]

She only has to turn around to see the Buffalo Wings.

[@AmyInArizona]

👏🏻 🤣🤣🤣

[@burnerjack01]

I liked Chunky Monkey until I nearly choked on a bone.

[@Yaya2214CJ]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus I almost choked to death on my tea lol chunky monkey 😂😂

[@amandaguidry4242]

We need to REMOVE all warning labels and let nature take its course. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@spinynorman887]

If we do that, I'm buying stock in The Darwin Awards.

[@jacobdowell9526]

I've been advocating this for years

[@JasonTate86]

Yep

[@evilbarbie2160]

I love that idea. Gotta add personal accountability though. I haven't seen my boomer father or stepmonster be accountable yet.

[@amandaguidry4242]

@@evilbarbie2160 it's all about personal accountability. We all make our own choices, and only we are to blame for those choices and outcomes. That's a big thing that's wrong with the world today. Everyone blames everyone else instead of owning their sh*t.

[@MrEliasdl]

She did prove why she needed to move out of America.

[@derekwalker4622]

Sadly, the country is getting full of people like her, you know, the ones who call people the "grammar nazis" when they cannot differentiate the difference between "there, their, and they're" and someone points out the grammatical error.

[@evonne315]

She is one of those people who are always breaking up and getting back together with thier boyfriend and can't even remember what the arguments are about. She may leave, but first sign of trouble and she will be back. Better or worse.

[@michaeltriptow6877]

lol

[@terryoneil7128]

Agree

[@benu_bird]

She’s too stupid for Europe. We can read. Please keep her.

[@mak3yasmiil3]

Does she know that little Debbie’s has been putting zebra in cakes for years

[@suesteig3025]

🤣🤣🤣

[@holliexenahitchcock]

I love you!🤣🤣🤣

[@holliexenahitchcock]

This channel has changed my life!!!🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed thus hard in years!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@WickidOne]

wonder what she thinks Ding Dongs are made of......

[@georgiapeach7291]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WASPwarrior1982]

I was dyslexic & still got it!🤣 Please people! Spay & Neuter your pets & weird friends & realitives!🤣🤘

[@derekwalker4622]

Pets are kind of optional.

[@WASPwarrior1982]

@@derekwalker4622 Not for me. 😆 Even hubby didn't want kids. Got lucky!💖🤘

[@tommykawasaki9676]

LOL 😂 Lion Chops. Sir-A-lion steak. Tender-lion. It’s all good man.

[@joey3032]

I also guess her father would say she’s the fruit of his lions.

[@dergunter1237]

@@joey3032 well she wont know cause she never met hear father

[@roderick617]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@littlemissy3936]

Your comment put me in mind of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon 😂

[@lorireed8046]

LOL 😂

[@jasonc7593]

The..."if you're going to allow anyone to graduate...." Got me wasn't expecting that at all 😂😂

[@moabfool]

I'm glad I was able to spit out my gum before I inhaled it 🤣

[@maxxcarver5502]

Wait till she goes to Panda Express and finds out their serving actual pandas. 😮

[@jimfinigan1681]

No, that would be Jessica Simpson.

[@edenelston7668]

😂

[@maxxcarver5502]

@@jimfinigan1681 chicken of the sea....

[@jimfinigan1681]

@@maxxcarver5502 😆

[@Yaya2214CJ]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BruvaBob]

God knows how she feels about a shepherds pie???

[@TheBaumcm]

What about the Soylent green health shakes?😳

[@NoGlockTrucker]

The best shepherds pie is made with real shepherds.

[@neilbath8133]

Cottage pie..its a nightmare baking a cottage!!

[@jelkel25]

😮😮or shiitake mushrooms.

[@reachandler3655]

Cottage pie: extra crunchy, beware broken glass 😂

[@dcummings1976]

If a Lion eats a Loin, would it be considered cannibalism? Asking for a friend. 😂

[@BruvaBob]

🤣🤣

[@christianz8020]

It would be called necessity. When humans do it, it is out of gluttony.

[@kuuderesyndrome3249]

yes it would and its not uncommon

[@mbourque]

well, some lions do eat other lions... so..... male lions eat the cubs when they take over a pride from another lion so that the females will go into heat so he can mate with them and have HIS offspring and not have them compete with the previous lion's offspring... .

[@DGRussMB]

An abundancy of lions. I snotted all over myself when you said that!😂😂

[@stephenbarrett8861]

There are apparently more big cats kept as pets in Texas than there are in the wild.

[@alscousin8936]

Please God, don't let her find the Animal Crackers!!

[@christianz8020]

The animal cracker circus have freed the animals!! They are no longer behind bars. Progress. Then we took the native Americans off the butter but kept the land, took the Afro-American off the syrup bottle but kept the profits and still abuse millions of animals everyday with our dollar for sensory taste pleasure.

[@tonyabomia7217]

She'd probably think an entire zoo was massacred.

[@dondale68]

Don't let her find the 'CRACKERS' either!

[@edwardflounoy7207]

​@@tonyabomia7217i hope she doesn't come to NY trying to free the animals in the Bronx zoo screaming " i refuse to let you turn them into crackers" because there will be film at 11😂

[@Redd_Fawkes]

Intelligence is limited. Stupidity is infinite.

[@edwardflounoy7207]

This would make a good t-shirt or coffee mug 😂

[@hobbyhermit66]

Ain't it the truth?

[@WvlfDarkfire]

Warning labels on people should be taken seriously. It's vital to the commonly sensible worlds survival

[@UnHuman1981]

I second that 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@steveclark4291]

I don't know if that would work either look at the Tide Pod eating event ! I'm sure that there was a warning label on it !

[@danielleharper9424]

Exactly! The older I get the more I feel like Bill Engvall in Blue Collar Comedy tour I detest stupid people regardless of the fact that they're hilarious. Most are just an embarrassment to society but they are rather entertaining so I guess that balances out their usefulness... Well I hope it does

[@mbourque]

@@danielleharper9424 yeah, those tictoks of a guy asking 5th grad questions to college age or older people and they can't get even one right, just makes me despair for the future of this country...

[@DarthArachnious]

When she picked up the package my brain immediately thought, "It's morally ambiguous. But they eat Veal all over the world. Where's she going to move to that... did she say Lion"?

[@Fullmetal1291985]

When she said lion 🦁 I said guess we will all die soon because somewhere one of these idiots has been given a job to close to the nuke button 😅

[@steveclark4291]

​@@Fullmetal1291985 😅😅😅 just think one day one of them will old enough to run for President

[@Fullmetal1291985]

@@steveclark4291 I don't think we will make it that far 🤣

[@brianyoung8999]

some times the stupid is so deep its unfathomable

[@pamh.5705]

Veal is not Lion!!!! Geez!

[@Steve-qz3wi]

The look he gives before he talks I nearly spit out my serial oh my apologies I meant cereal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferlynn329]

Sureal

[@PeaceJourney...]

Was your serial angry?

[@asdfghsedrftgyhpoikj]

The education system isn't broken it's like this for a reason. They don't want us intelligent enough to question but not dumb enough to press the button at work.

[@darcy5761]

Exactly

[@samking6583]

Lion chops are tasty, I prefer grilled Cheetah chunks or Bobcat brisket, but the Lion chops are good as well

[@rwill156]

I don't really care for Cheetah, I've never been one for fast food.

[@id10t98]

My all time favorite foods are Baked Bald Eagle and Deep Fried Spotted Owl. Serve it with some clubbed baby seal gravy and mashed taters and oh boy! What a meal!

[@Yaya2214CJ]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@canislatrans8285]

Lynx is where it's at, but be sure it's Iberian lynx. They are the tastiest. After them are snow leopards. Mmm.

[@johnmcgraw3568]

Bob cat brisket is a little too stringy for my taste.

[@PaulWade87]

Who taught her Loin versus lion lmfao....No..... Don't tell her that!!! 🤣 Omg this is so funny!!! Thank you good Sir for this video!!!

[@PaulWade87]

Sad pity .....very sad how things go or are going these days....with any luck & blessings, perhaps will have a good, more promising & educated world with better chances a stronger barter system & secure nature with less destruction & far less tax's far more republic for the people kind of life's, more peaceful & decent.

[@zed4229]

I am Dyslexic and even knew it was Loin not lion just from context.

[@PaulWade87]

Respectfully@@zed4229 I accidently write backwards sometimes & have to correct myself or as if I have turrets sometimes, also, I just believe they either aren't educated or are crazy or are just doing it for attention deliberately, & I hope this isn't to hard or complex for you to understand good Sir or Ma'am Zed? ~Paul I don't mean to make your reading more difficult, I dunno if what I say will effect your time. / Reading, didn't wanna make things harder for you, just thought to reply kindly & agree & add facts or my understanding of it is all..... I appreciate you're time & kindness Sir or Ma'am, & no Sir or Ma'am I've never met Incase you ask, anyone with that name Zed & dunno if it's a last name abbreviation like my veterans do sometimes with me..... Just so all is covered & good, on all ends.... Blessings Zed...... For you & your's always, Sincerely, ~Paul

[@joshtucker5135]

I'm so thankful that we had these wonderful things called " Spelling Bee's " .. .. when I saw the original video I INSTANTLY though of the greatest scene from Billy Madison " what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard "

[@lemhanback9595]

" I'm afraid everyone in this room is now dummer for having heard it" 😂😂😂😂

[@jesterdescending8494]

"I award you no points.... and may God have mercy on your soul"😂😂😂😂

[@yuppers1]

Spelling Bees. Sorry.

[@kweaver1965]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YEP 💯

[@Brenda12911]

The scariest part is her vote counts just as much as mine 😮

[@tfodthogtmfof7644]

Dyslexics of the world untie!

[@tammypearson3647]

I truly love your response. The No Child Left Behind has been stretched to its breaking point. Pass kids who either A. Don't want to apply themselves, or B. Just can't grasp what's being taught and have teaching assistants do the students' work for state requirements. (My ex-husband was one of these teaching assistants in Ohio) When my daughter graduated in 2013, there were 3 diplomas, a basic diploma, a trade school diploma, or a college diploma. Now they have weird math, don't teach cursive anymore, now are they not teaching reading comprehension? The education system needs some serious restructuring.

[@lorireed8046]

Don't forget the "aged out of the system" I attended/participated diploma's they give to all special needs kids!

[@R.Oates7902]

She could be dyslexic or just dumb? I actually paid attention in school. She didn't, imo.

[@austinl.2703]

I got through high school by vocational education in 1976. They should do that for a lot more people. The ones that can’t or won’t sit in a classroom.

[@Yaya2214CJ]

​@@lorireed8046 Not sure where you went to school but my 14 year old special needs grandson has been on the banner honor roll since Pre-K and is still a straight A banner honor roll member. Maybe the teachers at your schools are to lazy to actually work with their special needs students, such a shame

[@lorireed8046]

@@Yaya2214CJ I'm not sure what a banner honor roll is.

[@michaelschmitt3015]

We need to bring Bill Engvall to the schools..... HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

[@edwardflounoy7207]

Followed by "here's your box of kittens"😂

[@curtisclayton8023]

And folks wonder why I am such a staunch advocate of natural selection

[@markstewart2008]

I literally almost peed myself watching this! Poor sweet thing she needs to slow down a little before jumping to conclusions. And DADBOD has pretty much covered exactly how I feel!

[@icabod3374]

As we say in the South: "Bless her heart"

[@jasonmorris3533]

I think she just needs to learn how to read

[@kimbee0839]

She's REALLY going to be shocked if/when she sees turtle cheesecake.

[@billstrasburg384]

For a few seconds I thought she was an intellectual economic scholar about to go on a diatribe about how inflation caused by bad monetary policy is making it very expensive to continue to live in America.......and then she quickly corrected my unwarranted faith in humanity.

[@richardh6964]

What’s funny/sad isn’t her seeing that word and not understanding its meaning. It’s the amount of conviction she had to post on social media without at least checking her assumption.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

...I can't believe another customer or employee within earshot didn't immediately call out this madness.

[@budc6246]

You all are living in the wrong time of you believe either of those things are real today. Outrage is first thinking is placed somewhere after that where someone calls you a dumbass in the comments.

[@edwardflounoy7207]

Refresh my memory on why we shouldn't re-air shows like reading Rainbow and Schoolhouse rock for individuals like her?

[@UllrT]

beyond epic! Thanks for another great story.

[@AdventuresOfChiChi]

Reading is fundamental... at least it used to be.

[@creightonc8147]

Oh no… 🤣 please tell me she was joking. Can’t stop laughing.

[@FOHguy]

The sad thing is, we may never know if she was joking.🤦

[@notintohandles]

I can't even start, or I'll never stop. Thanks for taking on the task.

[@iamtheblackorchid7214]

Gird your loins, the mane problem when someone axes a question. Lmao😂

[@Confucius_Says...]

Well... That depends entirely on the question being axed... 🤣🤣🤣

[@erikbrantly4015]

"Today's message is brought to you by Vocabulary."😂😂😂Hahaha!...and hah! You had the same reaction I did.

[@edwardflounoy7207]

And that ladies and gentlemen is why we have the saying "A mind is a terrible thing to waste

[@kristyolive4977]

Just think about those Girl Scout cookies …… 😂

[@deanblaze-h5e]

I can assure they taste nothing like real girl scouts😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardflounoy7207]

Oh no. If she says the Wednesday Addams line "are they made from real girl scouts?", I'm done

[@carolyn5835]

I am dead!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damn, loins running about as “exotic” animals! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@susanhaertel294]

I laughed so much that my tears were running down my legs. Thank you!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timsimmons9042]

🤣🤣🤣 Thank you! The response to the ridiculous lady made my day!

[@MelodyMeanFace]

That's why I never use Baby Oil. SO CRUEL to grind up all those babies.

[@peppermynte5615]

I mean what about all those poor animals that have been slaughtered to build cars? We have driven the Pintos to extinction but thank goodness we still have herds of wild Mustangs.

[@spinynorman887]

Dadbod, I'm surprised that you didn't hit on what to me was obvious. She was showing us "...why we need to move out of 'Merica". If my dad had been there, he'd have said to her "Here's your hat. What's your hurry? Let me help you pack! Nothing's forcing you to stay!"

[@darcy5761]

She can't go anywhere else,they'd laugh her out

[@Poshartistgirl]

Perspectives are different for everyone. Dadbod may not have addressed that remark out of compassion to her youthful ignorance.

[@Gonecheenin]

Wait till she gets to a country that eats Horse or Dog regularly.

[@BlueRidgeCritter]

I know we can't do memes on here, but referencing "Wayne's world"- the scene where Wayne and Garth are bowing and saying "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" applies. Another home run.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

We're (mostly) GenX. Trust me... you say "we're not worthy" even _once_ and most of us immediately picture Mike and Dana.

[@old_timey_prospector]

Seeing stuff like this feels like a real kick to the lions.

[@edwardflounoy7207]

(In Bob Belcher voice from Bob's burgers):" oh, my god"😮😂

[@old_timey_prospector]

@@edwardflounoy7207 Ah. A fellow man of culture, I see.

[@bradleyedwards9244]

She's so PERFECT she probably lives on angel cake.

[@jarack3256]

I guess this is a bad time to bring up animal crackers. I mean, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, gorillas... or goldfish crackers.

[@Fox43256]

I met someone in the workplace once who was a senior in high school… she believed that “North” was always straight ahead, if she was looking at a map.

[@tinamarcum6170]

Oh I needed a good laugh and you sir certainly delivered. THANK YOU 😂😂😂

[@edwardflounoy7207]

IKR 😂

[@angelabolin1730]

Loin: Side and back of one body between the ribs and the hip bone. Cuts of meat Lion: A big cat Confused vocabulary, indeed.

[@christianz8020]

Veal: waste product of the dairy industry

[@spinynorman887]

Show her Buffalo Wings, and watch her head explode.

[@c.b.barlow]

She missed the part where it said Veal.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

​@@c.b.barlowShe doesn't read cursive or script very well.

[@toma.israel]

"LION" chops... Im fkn dyin!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@judykling10]

Apparently hooked on phonics needs to make a comeback 😂

[@bigbad-rl9ol]

Tell me you went to a public school without telling me you went to a public school😂😂😂

[@elizabethruby-cunningham6028]

How do you not crack up laughing???

[@fenrisfalcon5648]

The look of legit sadness and confusion was so relatable it hurts

[@zx6angel978]

🤣🤣Funny but also sad! I showed my ten-year-old and she couldn't believe it!

[@michaelkeyes3856]

Kids, this is the kind of woman your father warned you about

[@michaeltriptow6877]

I admit, as a Gen X, I had to rewatch this video a second time just to make sure I just saw what I thought I saw. LOL

[@spinynorman887]

Buffalo Wings would make her head explode. EDIT: Although you were joking, I challenge you to explain how a loss of CATTLE would cause a BACON shortage, being that bacon is a PORK (pig) product. Asking for a friend.

[@id10t98]

who doesnt love beef bacon?

[@johnmckown1267]

Pigs agree with you on the superiority of beef bacon.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

I'm sure he meant livestock and just misspoke.

[@johnmckown1267]

@@id10t98 Bacon wrapped filet mignon.

[@edwardflounoy7207]

Not only would Buffalo wings but chunky monkey, little Debbie zebra cakes. Don't get me started on ghost peppers

[@Curraghchase]

That lion had it coming. It stole John Wick’s stapler.

[@donniedays1655]

🤣🤣🤣my side is hurting!!!

[@dpre5718]

😂😂😂 we are in so much trouble. The sad thing is with social media we get to actually slowly watch it happen and there isn't a thing we can do about it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@edenelston7668]

Reason #10,987 to homeschool confirmed.

[@lindacarter6332]

😂😂😂 Lion!!!!😂😂😂 Too much!!!😅 Someone please find that girl a job where there are no sharp things! 😆

[@Cmon-Man]

I worked for many years as a Butcher in a small town in N. Calif. famous little town called Weed. There is a community college there, I had a couple young kids come in and they asked me where the “Lion” meat was imported from. At first I didn’t understand what they were talking about so I asked them to show me. Pork Loin. Wow. I told them they were a great example of the education system and made proud college students

[@aaronwermers4160]

LMAO!!! Well played sir!

[@bobkaiser8782]

The closing plea really resonates.

[@GeminiLibra73]

It gets worse. The other day I saw a frozen Chinese-food dinner that had Human beef. Human. Beef. What is the world coming to...?

[@DebbieWilson4]

As a South African that actually has real life lions about a 20 minute drive from where I live, I can safely say we don't eat them here either... We use their manure to power our appliances. Just kidding!!! Now loin chops, that's another story... 😂😂😂

[@charliepatterson9321]

I'm fully aware of how phones are obtained in Africa. You guys plant them in the ground. I saw the video of a harvest . Tragically it only yielded one phone .

[@Poshartistgirl]

@@charliepatterson9321😂😂😂😂😂

[@pamh.5705]

😂😂😂😂😂 Your tax dollar results!!!

[@jackieadkins918]

I am laughing this is too good and all the comments make it even funnier

[@99PMoon]

This one made me subscribe.

[@Ammoman34]

Reading is fundamental.

[@jimbearone]

I guess it isn’t just Johnny that “Can’t Read” it is Jane as well. 😂

[@kevindonaghey8483]

Curious question did they swap English classes in America for gender studies 🤔

[@Melora84]

As someone who attended high school before gender studies were the focus-I can sadly assure you there were still students who were this dumb.

[@deanblaze-h5e]

YES!!!!

[@jojofarley4511]

Love you dadbod..keep helping the young...LOL

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Gen X had to resort to our primary defense to keep our sanity intact. Sarcasm.

[@genewilliams617]

Frightening truth!!!!

[@t43harr3l]

It's a clear case of "I wasn't taught how to read"! I saw the label that read "Loin Chops" not Lion.😂

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

All I could do was shake my head. On an up note... I need to stock up on some of those Lion Chops. They look freakin' delicious!

[@KingOfAquilonia]

Man I'm late to this video but holy shit... This hurts my brain, heart and soul.

[@conservativemetal8552]

At first, I felt sorry for her. Thinking, dyslexic, maybe? But, then after hearing the commentary, logic took over & I realized there are truly some stupid people out there that I’ve yet to experience. yay, me

[@mattbarnes3467]

I just want to join the Loin's Club. Helping people see one day at a time.

[@darkangel_1978]

God, I laughed so hard I cried.

[@johnmaxwell1356]

Public education, at it's finest, on display.

[@runpullfourskinz6796]

NGL, if it was available and not offensively expensive, I'd definitely try some lion.

[@sharonanderson3851]

I understand that the meat of carnivores is not very tasty.

[@billortiz2705]

Love this!! Lack of parenting and it's going to get worse

[@hambone9416]

Ah, Publik School. We have a promoted graduate here.

[@genx-adventures]

I don't even have to watch any more than your facial expression ... I get it :)

[@TheTimeForChange44]

Yes, there is something to be said for vocabulary, and looking at the package again!

[@chochonero3419]

Oh brother, there are not enough Lions in the world to expect Lion chops in my local Publix.

[@chapel3339]

I bet she was shopping at Food Lion also.

[@rhammond7517]

Thk you... Yes my friend it is a sad state of affairs we find ourselves in these day's L💀L 😜 thank you for educating the youth

[@johnsavage7507]

Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

[@JB-171]

If you find this distressing, imagine how we “boomers” feel!🤦🏻‍♂️

[@edwardflounoy7207]

There's probably a Red Foreman in the bunch of boomers looking at her like she's Kelso from the 70s show waiting to say his catchphrase 😂

[@quietprofessional4557]

Ha hahahaha, this cracked me up. She said lion.

[@jetphoenixx]

She may be dyslexic. Love your vids!

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

I personally hope that's the case.

[@GenerallyGeneralLee]

HEY if she wants to "move out of America" don't argue with her!

[@ebutuoy6463]

This message brought to you by the Public School System of America.

[@dougtripp2431]

This is why they changed the spelling of Catsup. People were beginning to understand why it is red.

[@virginia5]

Lol

[@zannebrazeau]

omg my sides hurt from laughin at her

[@Ninjanimegamer]

Key word AT