Escape 2000: #16 on my 'MST3K Funniest Episodes' playlist

Narrated by I.P. Freely. Guest starring one of the Bronx most flamboyant underground street characters 'Toblerone'! Be sure to not miss his one man performance at the Bronx Theater where he makes observations about the audience and then violently laughs at said observation! It's a night you won't soon forget as you and the rest of the audience will be swiftly kidnapped by Toblerone's hair obsessed buddies Trash and Strike for more wild hijinks and spontaneous bouts of laughter, smugness, and confusion (the confusion being Trash's main contribution to the group).
This film is actually part of trilogy (which aren't actually related to each other in story from what I gather) and is originally (and aptly) titled 'Escape from the Bronx'.
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[@adamfowler5475]

Woman- "and the GC Corporation sucks!!!" Mike- "Is that true?? Do you suck??" LOL!! Mike is so perfect with observational/context riffing.

[@johntumahab323]

"He died as he died... Dead." That gets my prize for being a riff so dumb it's hilarious.

[@fishea]

Mr. Schmitt - if I could like this one a dozen dozen times, I absolutely would LEAVE THE BRONX

[@racheledwards2352]

1:42-- funniest line ever "Get your hand off my ass." "Are you anywhere in this car?!"

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

STAND BACK!! I'm fixin' to watch this episode. Give me some laughing room!!

[@LchanOtakudom]

Came back because Henry Silva died today, so… I wanted to say Rest In Peace, man, and thanks for not catching Toblerone!

[@wileyschmitt]

Wow, he lived to 95 :)

[@fishea]

You had me at «IF YOU LEAVE THE BRONX WE’LL GIVE YOU FUDGEICLES»

[@ZERO_O7X]

Paul Stanley in his breakout role as Trash was robbed of an Oscar for best performance in this film.

[@DanZero77]

This was featured in this year's MST3K Turkey Day Marathon! Great choice! Sadly though "Toblerone" died of COVID earlier this year. Suddenly I feel sad.

[@originalkingalpha5116]

These guys are historically hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

[@Anynom]

Behold the majesty that is TOLBERONE!

[@wileyschmitt]

Indeed! "Just drink him in." -Crow

[@bobn2056]

Need more Toblerone!

[@wileyschmitt]

I concur!

[@georgeorwell4534]

In this day, we need Toblerone more than ever.

[@LeCrosse]

"Gary saw a silverfish!" 😆

[@Millienfilm81]

“Adam Sandler…. Get him! Yes”. Classic Mike Nelson.

[@JPMadden]

At 26:50, someone yells "gat, gat!" Crow says, "there's a trade treaty here?" I love their obscure references. (GATT is the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade.)

[@applied.precision]

Watched this a dozen times maybe more but I just today realized this is an amazing edit. Constant non stop hilarity with no down time. Excellent job.

[@MOUNTAINEER1976]

"Is that true? Do you suck?"

[@LchanOtakudom]

I have heard the sound of angels in Toblerone’s laugh.

[@Gusterson98]

8:32 that guy's voice, I crying!

[@wileyschmitt]

"Uh what evidence is there..."

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Hi, Walker, Texas Ranger”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“She’s been kidnapped by KISS”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“He’s got a toupee under his nose”

[@georgewilson7432]

The Desinfestation Squad are the Stormtroopers ancestors.

[@wileyschmitt]

There are still so many episodes which rightfully deserve to already be on this playlist, and just gets tougher and tougher to pick the next one without leaving behind such classics like Werewolf, Pod People, Prince of Space, and over a dozen more worthy and hilarious episodes. We'll probably take this playlist to around 40 or more episodes, but the editing and trimming down is time consuming and will try to upload a new periodically as I have been, but it will be completed eventually with a playlist you can watch all day when you're in dire need of the medicine of laughter.

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

wiley schmitt what about Girlstown?!

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

wiley schmitt and ROTOR

[@wileyschmitt]

Girlstown is a classic (Gigantor!), though there are so many classics that I go by which had the funniest jokes and riffs, but also consider how funny they are on their own as well. 'The Girl in Lovers Lane' will be making the list soon, just to give you one upcoming episode.

[@nataliewaters7415]

I definitely need more laughter.

[@wileyschmitt]

Did you get to see the latest Rifftrax compilation I uploaded? It's over 40 minutes long and turned out awesome :)

[@mesousagaby740]

Fun fact: Toblerone unfortunately actually dies in the movie, they had to cut many scenes in the final battle since it went on too long, but I'd like to think they did this to have him still be alive. XD

[@jbvideos6605]

“You are ordered to leave the Bronx!”

[@brianfuller7691]

This is one of favourite MST3K episodes and the movie is one of favourite bad movies.

[@stevegroening6700]

If the president has two hearts, wouldn't that make him a Time Lord?

[@christieperry4361]

"this means you, Henry Silva!"

[@AmyLSacks]

Fun fact: Devil Vampire Woman's actual name is *Moon Gray*. I looked it up.

[@laurallewien2165]

Hello Amy 👋 Hope you're having a good 2023 so far!

[@pressureworks]

The fact that no one actually ever escaped.

[@thisguy902]

Does anyone else think the reporter at 8:32 sounds like Stewie Griffin?

[@joshuablack8221]

Why the heck were his shoulders moving like that as he shot?! 😂😂😂

[@christieperry4361]

Get Richard Driffus, get him!!

[@MOUNTAINEER1976]

"Eughh, what evidence is there...."

[@johnparrott4689]

‘Rat woman is right!!’

[@wileyschmitt]

Yeah that's one of my favorite lines too.

[@georgewilson7432]

How do you take down a helicopter with a revolver?

[@christieperry4361]

Eddie money no! Most of the buildings left the Bronx Hi walker Texas ranger! Mystery date Frankie goes to Hollywood I don't get you One minute manager We've got a great food court George Hamilton didn't know when to stop tanning Yes I invented new York City Its that true, do you suck? Ricky ricardo tourettes Are you anywhere in this car? Stephen Tyler action hero Swat bread delivery

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

I just realized Toblerone and Hondo from The Clone Wars are pretty much the same person.

[@GrainneMhaol]

Not joking, it took me about ten years to get the Tom of Finland joke.

[@CartridgeMaster]

Is that the guy from The Manchurian Candidate?

[@beast13284]

So were they supposed to leave the Bronx?

[@joshhernandez5164]

17:41 Khhaaaaaa!!!! zhhhhh!!! OMG so funny LOL

[@rbt4866]

Yes, I invented New York City.

[@MrU4theChillWind]

Is it time to leave the Bronx yet??

[@madamx7422]

21:18 If you want a good blow Governor Biddle/Piddle's the best in The Bronx 😏

[@brianfuller757]

This is one of my favourite bad movies.

[@OpiateVictory]

Dude, was he trolling the film?? Toblone ??? WTF !!!

[@Bambambooboo]

If only someone had told people to leave the Bronx

[@gsxerwhite]

Gimme some laughing room

[@MOUNTAINEER1976]

"When-werd-de-zerd-de-berde-dur-de...!"

[@greedyd5524]

Well. New Mexico is better than the Bronx

[@dreamingfool2]

I'm just wondering what they had to do in order for New Mexico to agree to allowing thousands of angry, unemployed people to be moved into their state and basically dumped in a tent town.