Will Bottoms Survive the APOCALYPSE? | Gay Science | Rob Anderson

[@varnesvaririlde]

I like how he says at the start that lesbians would have already left the earth.

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

Lesbians scare me, and I am one, so..

[@gasp1gasp1]

They probably discovered a new planet and invented light speed traveling spaceships

[@Hedoneo0]

@@carmengogeidnas9670 me too we plan to take the whole solar system

[@ryanthomasyee]

They all left earth in a converted U-Haul with that sloppy drunk girl they met at last night’s kiki.

[@bluBlaq33]

@@gasp1gasp1 they built the ship with their own bare hands lol

[@jo_jo_jo]

As a bottom, I can't underline how many times always carrying a bag of things has saved my live. In fact, I've never understood how straight people does to go out with keys, mobile, wallet, MP3, condoms, drugs and a figurine of Mariah in just their pockets.

[@MaxKarmaCat]

...mood.

[@sam_597]

Ikrr! My backpack is a necessity!!!

[@MaxKarmaCat]

For me it's not a backpack, but I usually throw five masks in my bag...some hand cream...comfort items....it's a bit of a mess. It would be more organized in a backpack actually...

[@InsomniaticMeat]

Preach! 🙌

[@anonymousfox7219]

Straight men often have flat asses, allowing for much more pocket space. But at what cost?

[@Narvre]

THis has so much fucking effort put into it for what is essentially complete garbage. I fucking love it. More please.

[@RobAnderson]

I feel seen!

[@DavidRodriguez-gl5pn]

🤣🤣 Well said. It’s the perfect amount of ridiculous and witty

[@aafiaasdfghjkl759]

I dont wanna ruin the 888, avcept this as a like

[@codiegil3014]

Horror Genre gay here, I always knew I would almost make it to the end. Hell yeah!

[@cinderello.tv.]

@@RobAnderson now i know 😂😂😂 the best science explanations i have heard so far 🤣✌🏻

[@ooppoop4522]

"Let's be clear, the lesbians will have already left" made me ugly snort. Thank you for that gem of a line

[@nicosantin4753]

"Remember to subscribe, its homophobic not to" omg i have never been this convinced to do something in my life, new sub

[@thomasamar2700]

same! when I heard this, I instantly subscribed

[@hauntedmasc]

hours of work + a collab + writing a book , all for a niche joke *_is_* the gay experience . i feel seen . keep up the awesome work !

[@tomasarriagada4576]

this video requires so much background information it's like a last semester course

[@andrewvu301]

Iill

[@andrewvu301]

@@tomasarriagada4576 look

[@jwkidder]

AMEN

[@flavouredcorn2018]

@its really complicated being nice to straight men sounds borderline misogynistic but whatever you do you

[@chimeratigers]

I feel so attacked when he said bottoms always have a backpack and different bags within bags 🤣 But my backpack has literally saved my life. I got hit by a car, flew through the air, and I truly believe my backpack kept me from cracking my head open on the street.

[@Misora7303]

Not a gay man, but a bi woman, and I dont get how people can survive without a backpack

[@CristalianaIvor]

@@Misora7303 seriously, when I visit people ask me if I want to move in. But I am only taking max 5 of my 30 knitting projects with me 🙄

[@lonely_saturn]

same lmao

[@lonely_saturn]

@@CristalianaIvor SAMEEE HAHA. Its only my laptop, laptop charger, drawing tablet, drawing tablet cords, usb drive, make that two usb drives, all my felt, my needles, thread, three ziploc bags of my current sewing projects, stuffing, my phone charger, my phone, gaming headset, mouse, drawing tablet pen, five sewing patterns, an emergency extra phone charger, and my stuffed animal so I can sleep at night. Its not thaaaattt much lmao

[@remonyfranklyn]

It’s like a turtle shell but with pockets

[@Outsyder216]

The multiple bags within bags and "Is Maddy Morphosis your hometown queen?" fucking killed me 😂😂

[@casual2037]

the maddification naurr

[@isthattee]

I DIED LAUGHING SO HARD BCS OF THAT 😭😭😭😭

[@dazzydaz2693]

saaaaaaaaaaaame lmao

[@shortangel333]

its the No = 0 points and Yes = -50 points for me

[@kikijayquinn]

hahahha THIS, it's the details.

[@lolilo2759]

02:10. “And cash, *in multiple currencies.”* I felt that 😔

[@catloverofficial_]

Me too, I've been called out

[@fruitful6139]

1:59 Ah yes, an “extra large science pipette”. Essential for bottom survival

[@OneAndOnlyStormy]

And the room odorizer of course

[@veo_]

I thought I was a top, but I feel *SO CALLED OUT* on the nested multi-purpose jam bags for nested situations that I've decided to go use the oversized science pipette on myself. I mean, I've had it in my bag for awhile just in case a bottom found themselves unprepared, but it's been redundant every time so far. Thanks Gay Science!

[@jonathanquiroz6135]

maybe you´re a top with heart

[@veo_]

@@jonathanquiroz6135 That must be it. :)

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣

[@theouthousepoet]

If the bottom does not have a backpack, he is just a slovenly lazy gay, and should be written off as such. Though your caring makes me pucker. Mmmmmm :)

[@dalailarose1596]

There's some overlap between power bottoms & service tops 🤷‍♀️

[@ocsanik502]

This entire video is so nonsensical that it wraps around and almost begins to make complete sense. I love it.

[@xelakys]

but it makes so much sense too!

[@ocsanik502]

@@xelakys exactly!

[@heisenberg6758]

Bagel

[@DandelionDaisyHS]

Silly basil, ofc ur watching this, fruit boy

[@kitkatboard]

@@DandelionDaisyHS babil is surviving the apocalypse, I'm so proud of him

[@matts1392]

A few things. First: The level of detail in these is always impressive. Second: For years now, I've been saying that a bottom is not someone you want to piss off. They get prison fucked on purpose for funsies. Third: You better believe I ordered a copy of that book. All around, well done Sir.

[@brandonchambers963]

OMG prison fucked on purpose for funsies! I CAN’T 😂😂😂

[@Anastasia-ot6si]

omg this made me actually LAUGH which i haven't done in so long!

[@mildlyupset6011]

@BoulderBro999 why? lube

[@xyzyzx1253]

@BoulderBro999 why? now imagine someone who can contain that emotion and enjoy it

[@Scipio488]

@BoulderBro999 why? "if they're like me" They aren't.

[@tinayang3845]

English is my second language, so it was a bit fast, but it definitely made my day. Thanks so much.

[@bruceh4180]

Don't worry. English is my first language and it was fast for me too

[@Sp1derBedo]

As a lesbian, I'm watching this from my condo on the moon and of course my first thought was how the opening is where the BTS On music video was filmed

[@TheUltimateDoorsMod]

I am not even gay but I support whatever this is and I want to see more

[@Leo-gi7bg]

Same, not gay either, if the apocalypse comes we’ll have to find our local bottom and have a beautiful platonic relationship!

[@adamaenosh6728]

I feel like gay scouts could become a genuinely wonderful organisation. You could earn badges in activism, sex positivity/safety/consent, trauma management, community building, queer history, queer literature and art. I lowkey want to invent this organisation now but I would be so inexperienced at all the categories so I need one of the experienced daddies to do it for me. Also it should be for all genders. There should be different sister organisations that mimic the gender segregation but in some way that makes an absolute mockery of the whole thing and people from all genders would end up in all of them as if they were hogwarts houses.

[@bookbook9495]

As a Girl Scout- YES. YES PLEASE

Sign me up!

[@sixthsenseamelia4695]

Brownies. Girl Guides. They're so "Georgina". (Famous 5).

[@AliCatGtz]

Yes please!!

[@feedthetwinkie]

I’m signing up

[@DaBlacksEst1998]

As a heterosexual man I absolutely love these gay science videos. Incredibly informative 🤣🤣

[@DataLog]

Yeah, the first one I saw was gay face lol

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

All gays used to think that they were straight, so you're just preparing yourself to survive like a true bottom.

[@DataLog]

@@linagreenlyfe6705 Don't spread that sh1t here.

[@synestia4005]

Me too. His content is not only entertaining but also has a social message of tolerance and acceptance. Or his pure sarcasmn with things like "did gay marriage cause the hurricans" which again is a potshot/skit(?) towards those people that try to make gay marriage sound like if it was a bad thing for society.

[@quiestumeme1228]

yall can never leave us alone, always in our spaces

[@StreyGrim]

I. Freaking. LOVE THIS!! You are literally my power source to regain the fruitiness in me. It’s refreshing, educational, and fun! As a bisexual woman I approve of such positive energy and humor to share with others

[@markmarsh27]

That was funnier than anything I've seen in a long time. You HAVE TO develop this stuff into a stand up routine and hit the road. You're too good for KZbin Man! My Dad is gay, I can't wait to show him your channel, he'll love it. Cheers! GIMME MORE!

[@padface2888]

SCREAMING. This is so fucking stupid I love it. BOTTOMS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH (bc the lesbians have the good sense to evacuate lmao)

[@samarius_art_and_games]

Which is weird, because they don't have enough sense not to bring a U-Haul on the first date.

[@misssir2373]

@@samarius_art_and_games the U-Haul is how we evacuate 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@PrinceDuCiel7]

@@samarius_art_and_games Who do you think sponsored the rocket build?

[@planetspadez]

@@samarius_art_and_games whats a U-Haul?

[@LyionOfRoses]

@@planetspadez U-hauls are trucks from a moving company 😂

[@13jakill]

I’m sick of being personally attacked by Rob Anderson

[@ML-yn9yu]

Live your best bottom life!

[@andrewbrandt4024]

How did he know I love bags????

[@Scipio488]

He's Out, to get you.

[@davidcoxinparis]

Me too! So sick of it that I've given up and decided to lie down and take it.

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

News Flash: It was Rob all along watching our every move, NOT the Illuminati.

[@rileyflynn5221]

"when will they find new sources of protein" made me die

[@erickgomez7775]

In terms of production this is definitely a top.

[@kerbifer]

Bottoms outnumber tops 5:1 statisically, so it makes sense they'd survive. When there's fewer resources (tops), they've learned to adapt and overcome (come over?). They certainly will survive the apocalypse, just them and crocodiles.

[@varoonnone7159]

Where did you get those stats ? Where I live it's a third for each category

[@berouja]

"Is your hometown drag queen Maddy Morphosis?" took me tf out

[@matchumendoza]

HAHAHAHAHA LAWD

[@uniquemaximums]

😂😂😂if yes 0 point no -50 point it's written in points 😂

[@leoneljaramillo6710]

................................

[@vegancharlieleeblue]

"The first people to die are the Log Cabin Gays..." That IS hilarious!!

[@lunawolfheart336]

I'm wondering how tho. If they are in a cabin away from everyone wouldn't they have more chance of survival? Guess it depends on what ends the world

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

@@lunawolfheart336 Well, if the Log Cabin Gays run out of ammo, how are they gonna fend against a hoard of dozens of bottoms desperate for shelter?

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@linagreenlyfe6705 Diplomacy? Perhaps they could work out some sort of trade agreement. Or join the bottom swarm. Either could potentially allow them to survive

[@bruceh4180]

@@lunawolfheart336good point, but this isn't literal. Log Cabin is the gay Republicans group.

[@yael9137]

I actually carry a backpack with two types of Chapstick, gum, a shower shot, a few days worth of prep, "room odouriser" and flushable wipes literally everywhere I go.

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

Damn you are prepared for anything

[@theboyjames3065]

Missed off Acyclovir for the ensuing herpes!

[@theouthousepoet]

+ a cock ring, viagra, and a spare jockstrap. Like, even if I go to a family event. You don’t know what others strangers might be attending the same park at a different family event. And then when my family asks what’s in the bag, I can pull out my homemade cookies/guac&chips, a soccer ball, and a sheet for chillin’ on. I don’t need to go into the bag-within-a-bag. :)

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

Wait what is a shower shot tho. I'm gay but I'm a girl

[@yael9137]

@@carmengogeidnas9670 it’s an anal douche shower attachment 😇 just a little nozzle that screws onto the end of a hose.

[@-_-8123]

LMAO WHY WOULD U SAY THAT 0:18

[@tonyengland420]

😂

[@divinefeminine8639]

as a tote-toting bottom, my friends have always found it funny that i had bags within bags within my tote. thank you for this, i feel seen and i feel valid lmao

[@HermeticAcolyte]

Dead @ “They can always light a fire with their scar tissue” 😭 why’d you have to go so hard??

[@HermeticAcolyte]

Also, that’s what she said.

[@_blank-_]

... scar tissue 😟

[@michaelmlt]

I'm not sure why this is a celebrated thing.

[@bil8647]

I don't get the scar tissue reference, yes I'm a bottom.

[@m1sh474]

@@bil8647 I think it's when the top slaps the ass?

[@L-mo]

How did Rob get to be so talented, intelligent, funny and beautiful? It’s a lot.

[@brianloomis3367]

So fabulous and I’m getting that book! The overpacking and extra bags are TOO REAL! Haha

[@luisestrada5233]

Can't believe the Maddy Morphosis reference. I died.

[@christopherm6805]

This is THE funniest and most ironic video on KZbin. You r a comic genius!

[@christopherm6805]

I had to buy the book!

[@annikdery5986]

I was breastfeeding my baby and try to put him to sleep while watching this, I laugh so hard I wake him up😂 totally worth it tho😂 thank you for this video that was hilarious (sorry for my english its not my first language!:))

[@sua8638]

I'm a verse so I'm safe I assume :>

[@Ladybird27]

Switch gang

[@sua8638]

@@Ladybird27 we rule

[@perspective4208]

@SUA Actually there’s plenty of research at the Chromatic Institute that says you never really existed. Sorry.

[@sua8638]

@@perspective4208 oh sorry let me just go to the void then 🤷‍♂️

[@davilopes5925]

@@perspective4208 zZzzZz 😴

[@starfall0]

I screamed at "no, that's actually not the truth, Ellen" 🤣🤣

[@infinitetanner]

ded

[@rkozakand]

I would never put bottoms down. I am not one, but I certainly appreciate them being around.

[@anshveerbhan3812]

Noice

[@Dnodi.1]

KZbin recomends this to me, it is 8 months old. I subscribe. I was smiling the whole time.

[@albertou218]

So ok. My husband taught me how important was to carry a bag all the time, so now I do it (also he got tired of carrying my stuff in his bag). And I understood how something so simple made him superior to me in so many ways. Bottoms WILL survive…

[@anonymousfox7219]

The amount of props you *produced* for this vid is ridiculous.

[@jasonsteele6920]

So THAT'S why I carry a backpack filled with my entire life everywhere? (Including several smaller bags inside). This was great - loved it!

[@ijenantatag]

The Dua Lipa's hip dance.... I just can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YochevedDesigns]

"Science pipette." and I am DEAD! ☠💀

[@moosimations1845]

The tops will just scream at each other and the bottoms will struggle to figure out who tf is gonna be the little spoon

[@justinh8417]

I am so offended… but luckily I had a protein bar in my backpack 😂😂😂

[@georginasmith8025]

Ugh I didn’t even finish watching the video but the fact that you made this is hilarious. I love it and u

[@xavierhuc2125]

So much work went into this, holy shit.

[@mcvenne8935]

Bro created a whole notebook just for background jokes and I'm here for it. XD

[@aldrinaline1465]

"a bottom always has a backpack" my goodness i feel seen 🤣

[@SecretSquirrelFun]

Omg the backpack “…always have a backpack…” that made me laugh so much I had to pause the video just to compose myself - and even then it took around 3 goes before I could continue watching without laughing to distraction. Oh and then that Scout booklet ffs, it’s too much 🤣Thanks for sharing this video, very (VERY) much appreciated 🙂🐿🌈

[@RicciReyes]

Quoting a friend: "Bottoms don't survive after 37 they become tops" *gasp*

[@unknownperson-wb3vh]

You forgot how long bottoms can stay without food.

[@8Robba]

This one goes out to the Algorythm, that brought me here unannounced! :D Doing a gay service to us all!

[@Neo-ys9xm]

This is your best work so far in my opinion. This was hilarious, clever, relatable, and nostalgic all at the same time. I loved every second of it

[@markmoore523]

I'm an homosexual eagle scout and this is hilarious 😂😂😂 I love the badges design!! I want it!!!

[@ryanlilly7264]

Same lol, the scout references were spot on

[@markmoore523]

@@ryanlilly7264 citizenship of the gay city badge😂😂🤣

[@JustMeowMeow]

3:54 THE WAY I SCREAAAAMMMEEEDDD

[@morganleanderblake678]

that was the fastest I have ever subscribed to a random thing I saw go by on KZbin. I didn't even get past the intro.

[@marmalade8915]

Official new favourite video on the internet

[@doggiedoge]

I feel so called out for the bag thing lmao

[@moosimations1845]

When he brought in the Dua Lips twist I-

[@WardMaris]

This is AMAZING! The Neopets and Maddy Morphosis had me screaming 😂

[@TakarokaNylonVintage]

" *u like that don't you* " WAS PERSONAL >//w//

[@CamMcGinn1981]

Oh, thanks, Rob. Now I need new undies after pissing myself laughing.

[@EllenMeanie]

Oh my GOD I almost had a heart attack when he personally called me out

[@enchantingunboxing]

I fudging adore you so fudging much. You're a freaking genius and your pop culture references are life.

[@jacquelinejae]

0:25 "The rumor come out: does Mars is Gay?"

[@welcometotheclub4439]

Does Bruno is gay tho?

[@KimiikoZ]

I love science based educational channels. Thank you.

[@aimeerivers]

i love how in the creation of this video you accidentally ended up writing a book! 😅

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

He made the book?! I’m so impressed... I wonder who made the badges cause those were also awesome

[@sam_597]

Omfgggg!! i didn't know carrying my backpack everywhere was a bottom thing 😭😭😭 it all makes so much sense now

[@jelspas]

As an Egale scout the attention to detail with the handbook and merit badges had me ~wheezing~

[@v_doll]

It's probably a weird compliment, but you're one of very few youtubers who I can listen to without puttiing the video on 1.5 speed. Love you for that 🤠

[@LFrost2378]

You tops don’t appreciate how much us bottoms go through for you and everything we do! lol

[@OlegLegg]

When you kept taking more bags out of the bags I was howling didn’t know how long it was going to go on and I loved it ! ❤️

[@aaronjilg2811]

I love the new longer format! It lets you really flush out the jokes (the bags!) in a way you couldn’t on IG

[@cupcakke4151]

"the bottom always has a backpack" Me who's a bottom who always use a backpack: 👁️👄👁️

[@RatchetRalph]

I have the biggest crush on Rob. this video has so much detail and effort. We need a KZbin Emmy category. Thank you.

[@StevieeRayy]

"Where will they find a new source of protein?" BOIII I CANNOT. 😂😂😂💀💀

[@nicowashwre]

I have never been this called out before. I literally just made my bag within a bag within a bag for uni, and I'm 100% prepared for the apocalypse, ain't nothing getting me unprepared

[@icystorm9968]

I've always said, bottoms are the cockroaches of humans (literally) We might not thrive but we will survive.

[@miramuchachito296]

🤣

[@littledreamerrem7021]

The backpack! Calling me out like that is unforgivable. (The "science pipette." I'm dying.)

[@Zephirite.]

They may be Bottoms in the Bedroom, but they’re the Top of the Foodchain.

[@edgarhernandez722]

I can't!!!! An extra large science pipette!!!! You silly boy! Thank you for your service to the community 🌈❤😂😂😂

[@theboyjames3065]

I couldn't listen to this on a train from London to Newcastle, but I did as soon as I got home. It is everything and more! "Actually no, that's not the truth Ellen". This guy is not only hilarious, but culturally spot on! 👌🏼

[@CurtisDouglasCity]

The friction from their scar tissue 🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@NicolasMendoula]

I must admit. I clicked out of thirst

[@craigpayne5500]

I watched this 12 times in a row due to inability to stop laughing as I’m gonna survive! Brilliant short

[@ninkeyblader]

“How did another playbill get in here?”

[@DJQTUBE]

I cannot with you, Rob. Between Neopets and the Dua Lipa Twist I'm f*cking dead! :D This was wonderful and a great start to my morning! Thank you.

[@jo_jo_jo]

Gays we don't have astrology sign, but a Real Housewife we relate to.

[@brucetidwell7715]

I don't think I have ever hit pause so many times in one video!😂

[@dylanrigby-crawley7908]

this satire is so fucking good

[@TackKeyNack]

2:38 naurrr not the sharpener dance

[@montgomerypowers7205]

I never leave home without my tiny sugar spoon and science pipette.

I loved this format. True jornalism

[@Quartz_111]

I got to the second bag and my first thought was "Please let there be a third bad"🤣

[@pacabezas]

Warning: Play this video at 0.75! Roberto speaks very fast!! Greetings from Argentina. // Advertencia: Reproducir este video en 0.75! Roberto habla muy rapido!! Saludos desde Argentina.

[@kevinmcfadden6853]

This is hilarious! Please don't ever stop!!!