THis has so much fucking effort put into it for what is essentially complete garbage. I fucking love it. More please.
@RobAnderson2 жыл бұрын
I feel seen!
@DavidRodriguez-gl5pn2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 Well said. It’s the perfect amount of ridiculous and witty
@aafiaasdfghjkl7592 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna ruin the 888, avcept this as a like
@codiegil30142 жыл бұрын
Horror Genre gay here, I always knew I would almost make it to the end. Hell yeah!
@cinderello.tv.2 жыл бұрын
@@RobAnderson now i know 😂😂😂 the best science explanations i have heard so far 🤣✌🏻
@varnesvaririlde2 жыл бұрын
I like how he says at the start that lesbians would have already left the earth.
@carmengogeidnas96702 жыл бұрын
Lesbians scare me, and I am one, so..
@gasp1gasp12 жыл бұрын
They probably discovered a new planet and invented light speed traveling spaceships
@Hedoneo02 жыл бұрын
@@carmengogeidnas9670 me too we plan to take the whole solar system
@ryanthomasyee2 жыл бұрын
They all left earth in a converted U-Haul with that sloppy drunk girl they met at last night’s kiki.
@bluBlaq332 жыл бұрын
@@gasp1gasp1 they built the ship with their own bare hands lol
@jo_jo_jo2 жыл бұрын
As a bottom, I can't underline how many times always carrying a bag of things has saved my live. In fact, I've never understood how straight people does to go out with keys, mobile, wallet, MP3, condoms, drugs and a figurine of Mariah in just their pockets.
@MaxKarmaCat2 жыл бұрын
...mood.
@sam_5972 жыл бұрын
Ikrr! My backpack is a necessity!!!
@MaxKarmaCat2 жыл бұрын
For me it's not a backpack, but I usually throw five masks in my bag...some hand cream...comfort items....it's a bit of a mess. It would be more organized in a backpack actually...
@InsomniaticMeat2 жыл бұрын
Preach! 🙌
@anonymousfox72192 жыл бұрын
Straight men often have flat asses, allowing for much more pocket space. But at what cost?
@lolilo27592 жыл бұрын
02:10. “And cash, *in multiple currencies.”* I felt that 😔
@catloverofficial_2 ай бұрын
Me too, I've been called out
@nicosantin47532 ай бұрын
"Remember to subscribe, its homophobic not to" omg i have never been this convinced to do something in my life, new sub
@thomasamar2700Ай бұрын
same! when I heard this, I instantly subscribed
@hauntedmasc2 жыл бұрын
hours of work + a collab + writing a book , all for a niche joke *_is_* the gay experience . i feel seen . keep up the awesome work !
@tomasarriagada45762 жыл бұрын
this video requires so much background information it's like a last semester course
@andrewvu3012 жыл бұрын
Iill
@andrewvu3012 жыл бұрын
@@tomasarriagada4576 look
@jwkidder2 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@flavouredcorn2018 Жыл бұрын
@its really complicated being nice to straight men sounds borderline misogynistic but whatever you do you
@chimeratigers2 жыл бұрын
I feel so attacked when he said bottoms always have a backpack and different bags within bags 🤣 But my backpack has literally saved my life. I got hit by a car, flew through the air, and I truly believe my backpack kept me from cracking my head open on the street.
@Misora73032 жыл бұрын
Not a gay man, but a bi woman, and I dont get how people can survive without a backpack
@CristalianaIvor2 жыл бұрын
@@Misora7303 seriously, when I visit people ask me if I want to move in. But I am only taking max 5 of my 30 knitting projects with me 🙄
@lonely_saturn2 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@lonely_saturn2 жыл бұрын
@@CristalianaIvor SAMEEE HAHA. Its only my laptop, laptop charger, drawing tablet, drawing tablet cords, usb drive, make that two usb drives, all my felt, my needles, thread, three ziploc bags of my current sewing projects, stuffing, my phone charger, my phone, gaming headset, mouse, drawing tablet pen, five sewing patterns, an emergency extra phone charger, and my stuffed animal so I can sleep at night. Its not thaaaattt much lmao
@remonyfranklyn Жыл бұрын
It’s like a turtle shell but with pockets
@veo_2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was a top, but I feel *SO CALLED OUT* on the nested multi-purpose jam bags for nested situations that I've decided to go use the oversized science pipette on myself. I mean, I've had it in my bag for awhile just in case a bottom found themselves unprepared, but it's been redundant every time so far. Thanks Gay Science!
@jonathanquiroz61352 жыл бұрын
maybe you´re a top with heart
@veo_2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanquiroz6135 That must be it. :)
@mermaiddiyartist81192 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@theouthousepoet2 жыл бұрын
If the bottom does not have a backpack, he is just a slovenly lazy gay, and should be written off as such. Though your caring makes me pucker. Mmmmmm :)
@dalailarose15962 жыл бұрын
There's some overlap between power bottoms & service tops 🤷♀️
@ooppoop4522Ай бұрын
"Let's be clear, the lesbians will have already left" made me ugly snort. Thank you for that gem of a line
@fruitful61392 ай бұрын
1:59 Ah yes, an “extra large science pipette”. Essential for bottom survival
@OneAndOnlyStormyАй бұрын
And the room odorizer of course
@Outsyder2162 жыл бұрын
The multiple bags within bags and "Is Maddy Morphosis your hometown queen?" fucking killed me 😂😂
@casual20372 жыл бұрын
the maddification naurr
@isthattee2 жыл бұрын
I DIED LAUGHING SO HARD BCS OF THAT 😭😭😭😭
@dazzydaz26932 жыл бұрын
saaaaaaaaaaaame lmao
@shortangel3332 жыл бұрын
its the No = 0 points and Yes = -50 points for me
@kikijayquinn2 жыл бұрын
hahahha THIS, it's the details.
@ocsanik5022 жыл бұрын
This entire video is so nonsensical that it wraps around and almost begins to make complete sense. I love it.
@xelakys Жыл бұрын
but it makes so much sense too!
@ocsanik502 Жыл бұрын
@@xelakys exactly!
@heisenberg6758 Жыл бұрын
Bagel
@DandelionDaisyHS Жыл бұрын
Silly basil, ofc ur watching this, fruit boy
@kitkatboard Жыл бұрын
@@DandelionDaisyHS babil is surviving the apocalypse, I'm so proud of him
@padface28882 жыл бұрын
SCREAMING. This is so fucking stupid I love it. BOTTOMS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH (bc the lesbians have the good sense to evacuate lmao)
@samarius_art_and_games2 жыл бұрын
Which is weird, because they don't have enough sense not to bring a U-Haul on the first date.
@misssir23732 жыл бұрын
@@samarius_art_and_games the U-Haul is how we evacuate 🤷🏻♂️
@PrinceDuCiel72 жыл бұрын
@@samarius_art_and_games Who do you think sponsored the rocket build?
@planetspadez2 жыл бұрын
@@samarius_art_and_games whats a U-Haul?
@LyionOfRoses2 жыл бұрын
@@planetspadez U-hauls are trucks from a moving company 😂
@tinayang38452 жыл бұрын
English is my second language, so it was a bit fast, but it definitely made my day. Thanks so much.
@bruceh4180 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry. English is my first language and it was fast for me too
@StreyGrim Жыл бұрын
I. Freaking. LOVE THIS!! You are literally my power source to regain the fruitiness in me. It’s refreshing, educational, and fun! As a bisexual woman I approve of such positive energy and humor to share with others
@TheUltimateDoorsMod2 жыл бұрын
I am not even gay but I support whatever this is and I want to see more
@Leo-gi7bg Жыл бұрын
Same, not gay either, if the apocalypse comes we’ll have to find our local bottom and have a beautiful platonic relationship!
@adamaenosh67282 жыл бұрын
I feel like gay scouts could become a genuinely wonderful organisation. You could earn badges in activism, sex positivity/safety/consent, trauma management, community building, queer history, queer literature and art. I lowkey want to invent this organisation now but I would be so inexperienced at all the categories so I need one of the experienced daddies to do it for me. Also it should be for all genders. There should be different sister organisations that mimic the gender segregation but in some way that makes an absolute mockery of the whole thing and people from all genders would end up in all of them as if they were hogwarts houses.
@bookbook94952 жыл бұрын
As a Girl Scout- YES. YES PLEASE
2 жыл бұрын
Sign me up!
@sixthsenseamelia46952 жыл бұрын
Brownies. Girl Guides. They're so "Georgina". (Famous 5).
@AliCatGtz2 жыл бұрын
Yes please!!
@feedthetwinkie2 жыл бұрын
I’m signing up
@matts13922 жыл бұрын
A few things. First: The level of detail in these is always impressive. Second: For years now, I've been saying that a bottom is not someone you want to piss off. They get prison fucked on purpose for funsies. Third: You better believe I ordered a copy of that book. All around, well done Sir.
@brandonchambers9632 жыл бұрын
OMG prison fucked on purpose for funsies! I CAN’T 😂😂😂
@Anastasia-ot6si2 жыл бұрын
omg this made me actually LAUGH which i haven't done in so long!
@mildlyupset60112 жыл бұрын
@BoulderBro999 why? lube
@xyzyzx12532 жыл бұрын
@BoulderBro999 why? now imagine someone who can contain that emotion and enjoy it
@Scipio4882 жыл бұрын
@BoulderBro999 why? "if they're like me" They aren't.
@markmarsh272 жыл бұрын
That was funnier than anything I've seen in a long time. You HAVE TO develop this stuff into a stand up routine and hit the road. You're too good for KZbin Man! My Dad is gay, I can't wait to show him your channel, he'll love it. Cheers! GIMME MORE!
@Sp1derBedo Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian, I'm watching this from my condo on the moon and of course my first thought was how the opening is where the BTS On music video was filmed
@DaBlacksEst19982 жыл бұрын
As a heterosexual man I absolutely love these gay science videos. Incredibly informative 🤣🤣
@DataLog2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the first one I saw was gay face lol
@linagreenlyfe67052 жыл бұрын
All gays used to think that they were straight, so you're just preparing yourself to survive like a true bottom.
@DataLog2 жыл бұрын
@@linagreenlyfe6705 Don't spread that sh1t here.
@synestia40052 жыл бұрын
Me too. His content is not only entertaining but also has a social message of tolerance and acceptance. Or his pure sarcasmn with things like "did gay marriage cause the hurricans" which again is a potshot/skit(?) towards those people that try to make gay marriage sound like if it was a bad thing for society.
@quiestumeme1228 Жыл бұрын
yall can never leave us alone, always in our spaces
@13jakill2 жыл бұрын
I’m sick of being personally attacked by Rob Anderson
@ML-yn9yu2 жыл бұрын
Live your best bottom life!
@andrewbrandt40242 жыл бұрын
How did he know I love bags????
@Scipio4882 жыл бұрын
He's Out, to get you.
@davidcoxinparis2 жыл бұрын
Me too! So sick of it that I've given up and decided to lie down and take it.
@linagreenlyfe67052 жыл бұрын
News Flash: It was Rob all along watching our every move, NOT the Illuminati.
@rileyflynn52212 жыл бұрын
"when will they find new sources of protein" made me die
@KimiikoZ3 ай бұрын
I love science based educational channels. Thank you.
@divinefeminine86392 жыл бұрын
as a tote-toting bottom, my friends have always found it funny that i had bags within bags within my tote. thank you for this, i feel seen and i feel valid lmao
@brianloomis33672 жыл бұрын
So fabulous and I’m getting that book! The overpacking and extra bags are TOO REAL! Haha
@annikdery59862 жыл бұрын
I was breastfeeding my baby and try to put him to sleep while watching this, I laugh so hard I wake him up😂 totally worth it tho😂 thank you for this video that was hilarious (sorry for my english its not my first language!:))
@berouja2 жыл бұрын
"Is your hometown drag queen Maddy Morphosis?" took me tf out
@matchumendoza2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA LAWD
@uniquemaximums2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂if yes 0 point no -50 point it's written in points 😂
@leoneljaramillo67102 жыл бұрын
................................
@xavierhuc2125 Жыл бұрын
So much work went into this, holy shit.
@v_doll2 жыл бұрын
It's probably a weird compliment, but you're one of very few youtubers who I can listen to without puttiing the video on 1.5 speed. Love you for that 🤠
@yael91372 жыл бұрын
I actually carry a backpack with two types of Chapstick, gum, a shower shot, a few days worth of prep, "room odouriser" and flushable wipes literally everywhere I go.
@carmengogeidnas96702 жыл бұрын
Damn you are prepared for anything
@theboyjames30652 жыл бұрын
Missed off Acyclovir for the ensuing herpes!
@theouthousepoet2 жыл бұрын
+ a cock ring, viagra, and a spare jockstrap. Like, even if I go to a family event. You don’t know what others strangers might be attending the same park at a different family event. And then when my family asks what’s in the bag, I can pull out my homemade cookies/guac&chips, a soccer ball, and a sheet for chillin’ on. I don’t need to go into the bag-within-a-bag. :)
@carmengogeidnas96702 жыл бұрын
Wait what is a shower shot tho. I'm gay but I'm a girl
@yael91372 жыл бұрын
@@carmengogeidnas9670 it’s an anal douche shower attachment 😇 just a little nozzle that screws onto the end of a hose.
@vegancharlieleeblue2 жыл бұрын
"The first people to die are the Log Cabin Gays..." That IS hilarious!!
@lunawolfheart3362 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how tho. If they are in a cabin away from everyone wouldn't they have more chance of survival? Guess it depends on what ends the world
@linagreenlyfe67052 жыл бұрын
@@lunawolfheart336 Well, if the Log Cabin Gays run out of ammo, how are they gonna fend against a hoard of dozens of bottoms desperate for shelter?
@Amy_the_Lizard2 жыл бұрын
@@linagreenlyfe6705 Diplomacy? Perhaps they could work out some sort of trade agreement. Or join the bottom swarm. Either could potentially allow them to survive
@bruceh4180 Жыл бұрын
@@lunawolfheart336good point, but this isn't literal. Log Cabin is the gay Republicans group.
@HermeticAcolyte2 жыл бұрын
Dead @ “They can always light a fire with their scar tissue” 😭 why’d you have to go so hard??
@HermeticAcolyte2 жыл бұрын
Also, that’s what she said.
@_blank-_2 жыл бұрын
... scar tissue 😟
@michaelmlt2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why this is a celebrated thing.
@bil86472 жыл бұрын
I don't get the scar tissue reference, yes I'm a bottom.
@m1sh4742 жыл бұрын
@@bil8647 I think it's when the top slaps the ass?
@RatchetRalph Жыл бұрын
I have the biggest crush on Rob. this video has so much detail and effort. We need a KZbin Emmy category. Thank you.
@Dnodi.1 Жыл бұрын
KZbin recomends this to me, it is 8 months old. I subscribe. I was smiling the whole time.
@albertou2182 жыл бұрын
So ok. My husband taught me how important was to carry a bag all the time, so now I do it (also he got tired of carrying my stuff in his bag). And I understood how something so simple made him superior to me in so many ways. Bottoms WILL survive…
@L-mo2 жыл бұрын
How did Rob get to be so talented, intelligent, funny and beautiful? It’s a lot.
@jasonsteele69202 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S why I carry a backpack filled with my entire life everywhere? (Including several smaller bags inside). This was great - loved it!
@terrellfstephensАй бұрын
WHY HAVE I NOT WATCHED THIS UNTIL NOW! Hahahaaaaa! Spot on with EVERYTHING! The unpacking of the bag(s) was...perfection!
@hispersonalpage Жыл бұрын
thank you for existing
@georginasmith80252 жыл бұрын
Ugh I didn’t even finish watching the video but the fact that you made this is hilarious. I love it and u
@Neo-ys9xm2 жыл бұрын
This is your best work so far in my opinion. This was hilarious, clever, relatable, and nostalgic all at the same time. I loved every second of it
@anonymousfox72192 жыл бұрын
The amount of props you *produced* for this vid is ridiculous.
@christopherm6805 Жыл бұрын
This is THE funniest and most ironic video on KZbin. You r a comic genius!
@christopherm6805 Жыл бұрын
I had to buy the book!
@stanleyschmidt5847 Жыл бұрын
Highly, HIGHLY entertainting!! Love it!!!
@SecretSquirrelFun2 жыл бұрын
Omg the backpack “…always have a backpack…” that made me laugh so much I had to pause the video just to compose myself - and even then it took around 3 goes before I could continue watching without laughing to distraction. Oh and then that Scout booklet ffs, it’s too much 🤣Thanks for sharing this video, very (VERY) much appreciated 🙂🐿🌈
@sua86382 жыл бұрын
I'm a verse so I'm safe I assume :>
@Ladybird272 жыл бұрын
Switch gang
@sua86382 жыл бұрын
@@Ladybird27 we rule
@perspective42082 жыл бұрын
@SUA Actually there’s plenty of research at the Chromatic Institute that says you never really existed. Sorry.
@sua86382 жыл бұрын
@@perspective4208 oh sorry let me just go to the void then 🤷♂️
@davilopes59252 жыл бұрын
@@perspective4208 zZzzZz 😴
@justinh84172 жыл бұрын
I am so offended… but luckily I had a protein bar in my backpack 😂😂😂
@-_-81232 жыл бұрын
LMAO WHY WOULD U SAY THAT 0:18
@tonyengland4202 ай бұрын
😂
@a-ms97605 ай бұрын
I appreciate how much effort and nerdiness went into this
@markmoore5232 жыл бұрын
I'm an homosexual eagle scout and this is hilarious 😂😂😂 I love the badges design!! I want it!!!
@ryanlilly72642 жыл бұрын
Same lol, the scout references were spot on
@markmoore5232 жыл бұрын
@@ryanlilly7264 citizenship of the gay city badge😂😂🤣
@OlegLegg2 жыл бұрын
When you kept taking more bags out of the bags I was howling didn’t know how long it was going to go on and I loved it ! ❤️
@Catherine.Dorian.2 жыл бұрын
He made the book?! I’m so impressed... I wonder who made the badges cause those were also awesome
@AdrianMunch2 ай бұрын
Everybody loves somebody sometime, everybody falls in love somehow Something in your kiss just told me my sometime is now Everybody finds somebody someplace there's no tellin' where love may appear Something in my heart keeps sayin' my someplace is here.
@craigpayne5500 Жыл бұрын
I watched this 12 times in a row due to inability to stop laughing as I’m gonna survive! Brilliant short
@enchantingunboxing2 жыл бұрын
I fudging adore you so fudging much. You're a freaking genius and your pop culture references are life.
@aaronjilg28112 жыл бұрын
I love the new longer format! It lets you really flush out the jokes (the bags!) in a way you couldn’t on IG
@starfall02 жыл бұрын
I screamed at "no, that's actually not the truth, Ellen" 🤣🤣
@infinitetanner2 жыл бұрын
ded
@8Robba Жыл бұрын
This one goes out to the Algorythm, that brought me here unannounced! :D Doing a gay service to us all!
@morganleanderblake678 Жыл бұрын
that was the fastest I have ever subscribed to a random thing I saw go by on KZbin. I didn't even get past the intro.
@jelspas2 жыл бұрын
As an Egale scout the attention to detail with the handbook and merit badges had me ~wheezing~
@WardMaris2 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING! The Neopets and Maddy Morphosis had me screaming 😂
@sam_5972 жыл бұрын
Omfgggg!! i didn't know carrying my backpack everywhere was a bottom thing 😭😭😭 it all makes so much sense now
@erickgomez7775 Жыл бұрын
In terms of production this is definitely a top.
2 жыл бұрын
I loved this format. True jornalism
@JustMeowMeow2 жыл бұрын
3:54 THE WAY I SCREAAAAMMMEEEDDD
@nicowashwre2 жыл бұрын
I have never been this called out before. I literally just made my bag within a bag within a bag for uni, and I'm 100% prepared for the apocalypse, ain't nothing getting me unprepared
@kerbifer2 жыл бұрын
Bottoms outnumber tops 5:1 statisically, so it makes sense they'd survive. When there's fewer resources (tops), they've learned to adapt and overcome (come over?). They certainly will survive the apocalypse, just them and crocodiles.
@varoonnone71592 ай бұрын
Where did you get those stats ? Where I live it's a third for each category
@marmalade89152 ай бұрын
Official new favourite video on the internet
@edgarhernandez7222 жыл бұрын
I can't!!!! An extra large science pipette!!!! You silly boy! Thank you for your service to the community 🌈❤😂😂😂
@theboyjames30652 жыл бұрын
I couldn't listen to this on a train from London to Newcastle, but I did as soon as I got home. It is everything and more! "Actually no, that's not the truth Ellen". This guy is not only hilarious, but culturally spot on! 👌🏼
@doggiedoge2 жыл бұрын
I feel so called out for the bag thing lmao
@covepack_net189 Жыл бұрын
thank you, it's quite comforting to know that I would survive the apocalypse
@blonhater13612 ай бұрын
Now this is REAL information I need.
@aldrinaline14652 жыл бұрын
"a bottom always has a backpack" my goodness i feel seen 🤣
@moosimations18452 жыл бұрын
The tops will just scream at each other and the bottoms will struggle to figure out who tf is gonna be the little spoon
@icystorm99682 жыл бұрын
I've always said, bottoms are the cockroaches of humans (literally) We might not thrive but we will survive.
@miramuchachito2962 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Ben-jq5oo Жыл бұрын
“unpredicted wind..” Brilliant x
@ijenantatag Жыл бұрын
The Dua Lipa's hip dance.... I just can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EllenMeanie2 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD I almost had a heart attack when he personally called me out
@mosesraj1232 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant! What a tight script for an absolute laughter at every pause. And those bags babe. Those bags! More power to the BOTTOMS!
@moosimations18452 жыл бұрын
When he brought in the Dua Lips twist I-
@drne62442 жыл бұрын
3:10 ... but more importantly, it reminds them of jessica simpson, which gives survivors the mental strength to carry on. - GOLD
@MozyOnIn Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad the algorithm decided to show me ur channel THIS IS HILARIOUS
@kevinmcfadden68532 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Please don't ever stop!!!
@DJQTUBE2 жыл бұрын
I cannot with you, Rob. Between Neopets and the Dua Lipa Twist I'm f*cking dead! :D This was wonderful and a great start to my morning! Thank you.
@victormaxwell7772 жыл бұрын
OMG i can't believe that I actually enjoyed this episode can't wait for the next one 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅✌🏾
@luisestrada52332 жыл бұрын
Can't believe the Maddy Morphosis reference. I died.
@littledreamerrem7021 Жыл бұрын
The backpack! Calling me out like that is unforgivable. (The "science pipette." I'm dying.)
@Sowilo-Dagaz2 жыл бұрын
I think I'm gonna get the gay scouts handbook. Well done
@jasonarias68282 жыл бұрын
speechless by your creativity.. 💪💪
@StevieeRayy2 жыл бұрын
"Where will they find a new source of protein?" BOIII I CANNOT. 😂😂😂💀💀
@brucetidwell77152 ай бұрын
I don't think I have ever hit pause so many times in one video!😂
@rkozakand Жыл бұрын
I would never put bottoms down. I am not one, but I certainly appreciate them being around.
@anshveerbhan3812 Жыл бұрын
Noice
@1ucasdw2 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked with how accurate the stuff in the back pack is to me.
@RicciReyes2 жыл бұрын
Quoting a friend: "Bottoms don't survive after 37 they become tops" *gasp*
@CurtisDouglasCity2 жыл бұрын
The friction from their scar tissue 🤣💀🤣💀🤣
@Rhetzelle2 жыл бұрын
I don't know wth I've just watched but I'm living for it...