Will the President’s Lawsuits Overturn the Election?

[@LegalEagle]

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[@fyrewire]

maybe cover the process of how a president is elected from start to finish

[@PatrickPaul1203]

Did trump vote illegally, did he ever change his address from the hotel, or was he still registered somewhere Florida said isn’t a legal address?

[@Soma_Chronicles]

Cover Barr's probe and see what the possible outcomes could be. That's the most alarming thing right now.

[@darksideblues135]

The rampant voter fraud committed by the democrats.

[@rickybailey4085]

I understand that different states have different laws when it comes to elections and how elections are run. What is the reason that when it comes to a federal election that all states shouldn't have to hold the election the same way since it is for the federal decision and not a state decision

[@Zyphon]

You know it’s 2020 when Florida is a good example of using common sense

[@_RT___]

Florida was intentionally set up to count votes early, because Republicans knew they'd get a lot of Hispanic vote through those channels, so they didn't want it included in these discussions. Trump in fact encouraged his base to mail-in vote strictly in Florida.

[@TAILSORANGEs]

"Florida "makes too much sense" man goes to a bar and starts making love with a thousand people"

[@randyjax09]

@@_RT___ 100% right. They went so far as to send out mail-in ballot registration forms to registered voters in every FL district back in August around the same time that the administration was actively discouraging mail-in voting and obstructing the postal service in other swing states. Their inconsistent messaging & hypocrisy on mail-in voting made it abundantly clear that their intent was to strategically undermine the election process.

[@adianchowdhury9016]

oh hi Zyphon

[@JLDREAMS]

Oh hi, fancy seeing you here!

[@parapepper4605]

"A non-zero number of people in the room" might be a new favorite lawyerism of mine.

[@glennpearson9348]

It's an alternative fact.

[@caseyw.6550]

Lmao!

[@wannabecriminalman]

Perhaps he meant a negative number? Anti-persons are a serious concern for our election security.

[@samiraperi467]

Which mathematically means there are people in the room.

[@samiraperi467]

@@glennpearson9348 It's actually a fact, it's just said in a stupid way.

[@deenoburgan]

"I'm sorry, then what's your problem?" My man Judge Diamond is a savage

[@Ravenouser]

Not "the", "your". It must have been terrifying for the lawyer.

[@tedstudt8550]

@222ckc Forreal. To boot Roberts seemed at best amused in his comments after

[@loreschell3059]

@222ckc I am unable to find that. Could you kindly provide a link? That would be great!

[@cumincalamity9867]

@222ckc I'm glad to hear that Breyer is still fighting. He's also in his 70s and with a Biden presidency I would most definitely hope he retires and gets replaced with someone great.

[@tiarabite]

@222ckc source pls

[@zizkazenit7885]

So “as a member of this court” is like when your mom says your full name?

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@rexevans100]

Yeah, except instead of being grounded, you run the risk of being held in contempt of court lol

[@billyalarie929]

😂😂😂😂

[@MamaDoctorJones]

This is super helpful, thank you!!

[@MinerDude369]

@Bernie Family Understandable. Have a nice day.

[@Lufernaal]

@@jmoger it's a troll don't give it any attention

[@omgvague]

@Bernie Family You're not helping your cause.

[@curedbytheonomy]

@Bernie Family Sorry the government and liberal elitists have done whatever they can to keep minorities enslaved, all the while convincing those people that they are there to loose the chains.

[@surfingthedarkness]

@Bernie Family Huh???? She just meant that the lawyer did a great job explaining the situation. How did that rub you the wrong way??

[@NintendoCapriSun]

Say what you want about 2020, but it's been a heck of an educational year (for me anyway). I've learned more in the last year than I have in any five years combined since HS.

[@GangrenousMaximus]

Cool seeing you here out of all places! Love your content man

[@donchindle2958]

Tim hyyyyyype!

[@simonshallowgrave5864]

Yeah I wasn’t expecting to see Tim here but hey I’m glad you’ve been learning stuff.

[@s__hhh]

This is a good outlook! Haha

[@camacakegd3714]

Dude you’re here! This is awesome!

[@JKribbit]

"I'm asking you as a member of the bar of this court" is the legal equivalent of your mom shouting your full name to come down for dinner.

[@patsavage1245]

You may be right. I was that soldier.

[@mariee.5912]

I don't know, but if mom called your full name you better show up.

[@atate23]

@@mariee.5912 Facts

[@sorayaimperial]

I don't even have a second given name, but my mom always made one up just to call me by more names when she was pissed.

[@aljawisa]

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[@paulminshall8793]

Strange that the other channels such as Sky News Australia, OAN, etc., do not provide an actual lawyer to comment on the efficacy of these law suits. People seem to think a signed affidavit implies that it is true, not that the person creating it is deluded or unaware of the consequences if it hits court.

[@diapason89]

This entire video can be summarized in one line. "I'm sorry, then what's your problem?"

[@BlackBunn1e]

@@weightednormal3682 oh god, this guy xD

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I would reply: "I don't have any problem, but these guys are paying me to do this, sooo... here we are, this is what's happening."

[@shadoeboi212]

@@weightednormal3682 why would you post the known fraud? He claimed to have invented email in the 70s when it was created in the 60s with the ARPANET. In January 2020 he claimed that the coronavirus was patented by the Pirbright Institute. this guy is a loon.

[@nickllama5296]

All of this is because they don't want to upset that orange bastard's fragile little ego.

[@Pari_Pixie]

They’re offering a million dollar reward for proof of fraud. 🤣🤣🤣 Which means they have found no fraud and are grasping at straws. All of this because Trump can’t accept that he lost. 😂😂

[@Sliver]

What he says: "I am asking you as a member of the bar of this court." What he means: "Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

[@WW-fu6ym]

I misread your reply. I'm sorry about that.

[@unkameatgoodbar2315]

Hahahlol....you got that right

[@thisisbillgates]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Halinspark]

"I'm going to ask you a question, and you're going to take the hint that keeping your job depends on how you answer."

[@LL-kv1jk]

"You bout to say 'Yes' or I'm givin' you the steel chair."

[@Violent2aShadow]

Objection: How do I know if you're a real lawyer if you're not talking in front of a landscaping company?

[@V4Now]

Look at that hair! That's a professional vultures hair style 😂

[@IceMetalPunk]

Just check for the sex shop next door.

[@FadingNewDawn]

I just want to have been listening in on the phone call when that reservation was made.

[@Rugelacharugula]

That's between a dildo store and crematorium, so people won't know if you're coming or going.

[@kevreeduk222]

They weren't local, screwed up the Google search, and booked the wrong "Four Seasons"!

[@MrGreensweightHist]

"Hey Legal Eagles, it's time to think like the Trump campaign's lawyers" Me: Me: Me:

[@rheawelsh4142]

Shocked that the "i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy" hearsay exception wasn't granted, truly our courts are in shambles

[@jaywogan168]

It sickens my how many people believe Trump. Everyone needs to show them that Trump is the biggest fraud in town!

[@ihmcallister]

But, but, but, its all in Rudy's file. "The voter fraud evidence, it's all here. Oh, and the laptop? Shop guy didn't identify Hunter Biden because he's blind." Go home. Rudy, you hold no authority and you're sooooo drunk.

[@vylbird8014]

Courts are, anyway. I work in education, and our child protection training is quite clear there hear-say - however tenuous - needs to be reported. One of the training scenarios involved a child's father's sister-in-law's mother mentioning to a teacher that her son-in-law had joked about hitting his child. The correct course of action is to report this to social services. In practice everyone in education ignores the training and uses common sense, because we all see the flaw: The standards for what needs to be reported are so broad that there's perhaps not a single child in some schools who doesn't merit reporting to social services. The Powers that Be are so insistent that not a single incidence of abuse be missed, they created a set of rules which - if anyone actually followed them - would just bury everyone in a mountain of false positives. Not only is hear-say and rumor grounds for an investigation, but the list of signs to look out for includes a number of opposites: Student works too hard, student doesn't work hard enough, student is fat, student is too hungry, student has clothes that cost too much, student has clothes that cost too little, student is rude, student is overly polite, all on the list of abuse indicators.

[@dip.2271]

"that knows a guy that has a sister knows another a guy that peddles with meth knows a guy who saw voter fraud"

[@jaywogan168]

@@vylbird8014 Vyl, unrelated question. I don't live in the US. Do you know how big the Trump cult is? Because seeing these anti science conspiracy stricken chaps on youtube is frightening sight. The fact that Trump got 70Million votes is chilling. I just assume that not all 70Million is like that. Are you worried about it living there?

[@allamericandude15]

"I object, your honor!" "...Why?" "Because this is devastating to my case!"

[@jessiehogue.]

"I object! That was.... objectionable!"

[@midianrises1742]

“Overruled” “GOOD CALL”

[@armandoc2584]

The best Jim Carrey movie lol

[@mantistoboggan5171]

i have unpaid parking tickets!

[@armandoc2584]

“YOUR HONOR I’D LIKE A CONTINUANCE!!”

[@ku8721]

Officer: How many drinks have you had tonight? Me: I had a non-zero number of drinks!

[@egosomnio]

"A non-zero number of drinks were had."

[@zachjollimore4339]

And if you get away its a non zero sum win, you drive away, and the cop doesn't accidentally shoot an unarmed civilian! Oh wait... too soon?

[@JoshuaReiniger]

Please specify the time period in question.

[@feronanthus9756]

Bartender: I am asking you as a patron sitting at this bar how many drinks have you had tonight?

[@rickyspanish4951]

Officer: please be more specific sir... is it more or less than a covfefe?

[@samvimes9510]

Old lady: _that wasn't my vote! Someone stole my ballot!_ Officials: _okay well tell us who stole it and we can give you a new one_ Old lady: _nah I don't wanna get them in trouble_ Seems legit

[@Glornak]

They didn't even give her that ultimatum. She could have invalidated the ballot she mailed in without implicating someone for fraud. She went there with the intention of undermining our elections then got caught and wanted to make something up so she didn't look like an idiot. Which backfired and made her look idiot on the news.

[@datdude7395]

If her vote was SO important then give a name so you vote can be counted! But no its a crazy old lady. Also I love the trumpers claiming this is all fraud till they get in front of a judge.

[@yourdedcat-qr7ln]

How do you know she was even given that option? The officials could have lied.

[@OptimumTaurus]

@Luís Andrade Not necessarily. If I were legally blind, I might prefer having someone with me in my home helping me fill out my ballot rather than having to get up and go out and be assisted on election day at the polls. By itself I don't think mailing in the ballot is fishy. I think it's far fishier she wouldn't file a complaint against whomever "stole her ballot" or however it's being presented. If someone has taken away your right to vote why would you protect them? They didn't give you that consideration when they stole your ballot. It just sounds like this lady was looking for an excuse to try to somehow get all the votes thrown out.

[@willromaine2252]

Did the Republican poll watchers intimidate you and try to prevent you from voting for Biden? Voter: Absolutely, I wanted to leave but stood my ground and didn't know if it was going to turn into a fight.

[@ramonjaimez3006]

"I'm asking you as a member of the bar of this court" = Your mama using your full name right before asking a question.

[@StealthyGamerGirl2020]

That's brilliant and so damned true 🤣

[@crystocious6715]

🤣🤣🤣 👍✨

[@jesuszamora6949]

And she's holding the belt.

[@katiedonovanAlt]

@@jesuszamora6949 ..or the chancla....lol

[@JuicyLeek]

@@jesuszamora6949 and she’s cracking the belt like a whip

[@Next0gen0]

Lawyer: There is a non-zero number of people in this room Judge: Do you think there is a non-zero chance I won't order a bailiff to come over there and tackle you?

[@jaymzx0]

"The court hereby orders a non-zero number of noogies to be performed on the entirety of the plaintiff's council."

[@hawkeye5955]

The Trump legal team are unable to provide evidence of election fraud or tampering but they are also the most incompetent legal team ever assembled. So incompetent that they failed to file the proper documents for an appeal. And it's all assembled by the same guy who was responsible for the acquisition of PPE, son-in-law Jared Kushner.

[@hollywoodgold8076]

My fellow Americans. I would like to forward you this message from a Constitutional Attorney. "Okay, in a nutshell... This is gong to the Supreme Court. Where they will rule that the election is invalid due to fraud or mistakes on the country wide scale. It will go one of two ways, either they will rule that all the unconstitutional mail in ballots will be removed and the States order to recount without them OR they will simply rule the election is invalid due to mass voter fraud and at that point it will be sent to the congress and the senate for a vote. This is where it gets good. The house/congress votes on who the resident will be. It has nothing to do with what party that has power. Every State gets one vote and 30 States are held by Republicans and 19 by Democrats. They have to vote down party lines, they have NO CHOICE due to the 12th Amendment and the Constitution. The Senate votes for the Vice President where a similar event will take place. This is the LAW. This is why the Democrat are so mad at Nancy Pelosi. This will all happen in January. The only way President Trump won't be President is if he concedes the election and that will never happen. So stop watching the fake news and don't let your heart be troubled and live your life knowing this will hall work out. President Trump will remain President I have researched all of this and it is FACT! Another fun fact, the media called Gore the President Elect for 30 days in 2000 until the courts ruled against him and declared Bush the winner. And two people that were part of that decision was none other than new Supreme Court Justices, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. Whey do you think the Democrats tried so hard to keep them from being confirmed." End Constitutional Attorney statement. So my fellow Americans. Stand strong and don't loose the faith. Keep speaking out and supporting President Trump. Trump has been fighting for us for 4 years. It's time we fight for him. Trump 2020. Let the REAL RESULTS come out and when they do, Trump will be the winner. Pass this post onto everyone you know.

[@sorayaimperial]

@@hollywoodgold8076 If a constitutional attorney wrote that, then I'm a constitutional attorney as well. lol. Non-signed, no name, not a single law reference or judicial term, plenty of opinion (e.g. that's not why people hated Kavanaugh and why most don't see Barret as objective, even many Republicans themselves think she is not qualified enough yet), a few wrong stuff. I just wonder why people believe this. This is the nigerian prince scam, or the "7 people will die if you don't repost this to your friends". just with different clothing. I genuinely think that you think this was written by a powerful, well versed Constitutional Attorney. I really think you do. And that's the sad part.

[@Calebguy13]

@@sorayaimperial Nah, it's definitely real. I mean look at it. He used all sorts of high-level big brain phrases like "in a nutshell" and "fake news." And the fact that he wrote "LAW" and "FACT" in all caps means you know it's true. It was probably written by the top Trump lawyer Kared Jushner. I hear Jared thinks highly of him.

[@impofstpete727]

"There is a non-zero number of people in the room."- My new favorite quote out of this whole process.

[@furfoxsake1175]

alternative facts

[@omardude39]

A disgusting and childish way of trying to avoid a very basic question 😒

[@HuffdrewPaint]

Language is a twisted, brutally abused hostage in the hands of those with few scruples.

[@naughtscribe]

I wonder if it was an African American person, and the trump campaign thought they might argue the 3/5ths racist horse hockey.

[@Maky6171]

@@naughtscribe Why is that honestly believable

[@onezero1492]

I like how apolitical and unbiased you were. It's refreshing to hear someone like that once in a while.

[@mrplow3874]

Out of any YT channel, this one does unbiased reporting the best.

[@ThorHC11]

Nah, he's definitely biased, but that bias comports with reality, as anti-GOP stances typically do! :)

[@Joshua_Hale]

@@ThorHC11 He is, but in this video specifically he actually seems to take pains not to dismiss the lawsuits out of hand and give them a fair hearing. I imagine he eventually got exasperated with the conspiracy nonsense that kept getting brought up and stopped bending over backwards to try and acknowledge them as reasonable.

[@alecstrickland7182]

Showing text from the actual court documents, clearly explaining the reasoning behind the courts' decisions, and doing so from an unbiased perspective. This is grade A content right here. Thanks for all of the work you put into making this video

[@yengsabio5315]

Totally different from what one gets from the court of public opinion.

[@carschmn]

“Think like Trump’s lawyers.” So hold a press conference at a landscaping company?

[@RequiemPoete]

Nestled lovingly between a sex toy shop and a crematorium.

[@fuzzlemacfuzz]

@@RequiemPoete self love is important

[@WolfgangDoW]

The press conference was a perfect metaphor for trump's whole presidency

[@carschmn]

Come for the mulch, stay for the concession speech.

[@lukedodson3267]

The best part of that press conference was the press packing up and leaving in the middle of it.

[@yourwiiddealer4388]

Im sorry Florida was so boring this year, we'll try better in the mid terms.

[@karlpomerleau2122]

It's just not Florida without the wacky chaos.

[@toryficarola]

*lol*

[@chictownguy]

lol

[@AxelQC]

You voted for Trump, so....

[@supergluehotty]

I read this in an angry Samuel L Jackson voice.

[@fischziege]

"It's time to think like Trump's lawyers" Me: drinks a can of furniture polish

[@bwackbeedows3629]

Me: Drinks an entire can of paint

[@leviathandrumming2175]

Lmaoooo

[@Yomom12388]

@@bwackbeedows3629 an entire can of lead* paint

[@mixis1931]

I know I'm late but: *injects disinfectant*

[@hiimjustin8826]

So to sum up this video: "Fraud!" "Evidence?" "No I don't wanna get anybody in trouble but just trust me"

[@LuisMartinez-rw2lj]

Source: bro trust me

[@Zealand808-v2o]

Source: "Cuz I said so!!!"

[@jeeshyyy]

also use T-mobile

[@notme2day]

But I'm trump and I'm losing =😭source

[@nfzeta128]

@Albert D That's not directly relevant though and people trying to make it seem so are being disingenuous. A lot of poll stations have technical issues of all kinds and those issues are usually worked out and then things resume. What they didn't do is provide any proof that those issues affected the election in any tangible way, or more importantly, that any were intentional, hence the OPs post.

[@TheSecondVersion]

"There is a non-zero number of people in that room." Not only is that a strange answer, but he didn't specify the number set, so there's a chance that there were *fractions* of people, or even *negative* people in the room

[@brye687]

I'm usually a negative person, but rarely fractional.

[@calliemyersbuchanan6458]

What about imaginary people? lol

[@blackhatves1075]

This would be right if the formula for counting the number of people in a room wasn't the following p = Number of people in the room x = the total number of people in a room | | = pipes mean absolute value x = |1x(p)| There for there can actually never be a negative number of people but there can be 0

[@9SMTM6]

"number of" implies a natural number. So no fractions, no negative numbers. *natural number including zero

[@drunken_moose]

You must be an engineer ;)

[@adamloutsenhizer1959]

Had to watch after the secretary of state said “we’re ready for a peaceful transition to a second trump term”

[@zorakj]

Being ready for something doesn’t mean it will happen 🙄 I’m ready to have a million dollars. What a corrupt administration.

[@rm5146]

I agree. That comment from pompeo really scared me. This video made me feel better. Not totally relived but better.

[@mingming9604]

He kinda smirked at the end after saying that.....lol.... Maybe he is actually trolling trump....

[@jandarfett5611]

@@mingming9604 nah. They are just that cocky and that sure they can thwart a 250 year old representative democracy, plus the smirk and laugh is supposed to disarm you.

[@layna8924]

HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, UNLESS THEY WERE SURE OF A WIN...THEY'RE NOT STUPID...WORD IS, THEY HAD SAFEGUARDS IN PLACE, KNOWING THAT BIDEN WOULD DO THIS...IF I CAN REMEMBER CORRECTLY, USING QUANTUM SOFTWARE, THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY ISSUES & MAKE CORRECTONS TO DATA WHICH HAS PROVED THAT TRUMP DID, INDEED, WIN IN A LANDSLIDE AS WAS PROJECTED...;)

[@chegeny]

Judge Paul Diamond's "I'm asking you as a member of the bar of this court" is the legal equivalent of Thor reaching for Mjölnir.

[@AskMia411]

Judge lifting gavel: "YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN???"

[@omardude39]

"You can actually find this on KZbin and enjoy watching pollworkers putting ballots in a machine all night long", the slightly bemused laugh made me chuckle.

[@pghchaos]

You have made getting through this last 4 years so much easier. just having someone who can adequately explain everything that's going on is so helpful.

[@LucioXIVGilmez]

“There was a Non Zero number of people...” They should’ve seen that coming, that’s one of the stupidest things I heard this year.

[@williamwontiam3166]

And I assume it wasn’t a negative amount of people?

[@arcadeinvader8086]

@@williamwontiam3166 or an imaginary amount of people

[@AegixDrakan]

All I can think of when I hear "A non zero number" in legal weasel speak is: Loot Box Gaming Companies: "There is a non-zero chance of obtaining a rare item you want" Actual drop rate of rare item: 0.00003% Cost of one loot box: $2.99

[@TheStevedie]

@@AegixDrakan Surprise mechanics....lol

[@lucas182512]

"GTFO and stop wasting my time" - if I was a judge

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"As a member of the bar of this Court" Translation: "Rudolph Giuliani, are you lying to your Law-Father?"

Kim Jung-un's latest tweet to Bone Spur BunkerBoy, "I told you that elections with more than one candidate can get messy."

[@quanicle101]

trump could stand to take some advice from kim. he won re-election with 100% of the vote.

[@RiceShouldBeFluffy]

Only shit attorneys would think it was smart to take on his cases.

[@Dead25m]

@George O'Carroll Pure godhood. Bless.

[@eriksolce7000]

"There's a non zero number of people in the room" is such a BS response. I don't blame him for getting mad.

[@rbhusana]

that's just an alternative fact

[@letao12]

Non-zero. What is that, like Pi people in the room? Negative amount of people in the room?

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

Perhaps there were i people in the room? I don't know. ;-)

[@tracyh5751]

@@ThomasNimmesgern The element j of the quaternion skew field number of people were in the room.

[@SanbaiSan]

@@tracyh5751 Holy carp! Did you look that up or are you just a delicious math nerd???

[@saiyantwan]

I find it funny how many people complain about mail in/ absentee ballots when soldiers and out of state college students have been doing this for years.

[@theAverageJoe25]

It’s because republicans know that when more people vote they lose, that’s what this is all about the voters they suppress wouldn’t take their BS this year and they can’t handle it

[@stevecooper1824]

Mail-in voting was literally started so soldiers could vote during the Civil War.

[@jenitoten2212]

I live in California and have been voting by mail for years. Only Trump can make an issue out of nothing.

[@stevecooper1824]

@Harry Christie And yet there's no evidence that mail-in ballots any more susceptible than in-person votes. There are certainly fraudulent votes scattered around the country, but not enough to make any difference in state-wide elections by a long shot.

[@thisguy2720]

@@stevecooper1824 theres plenty of evidence that mail in voting doesnt work as well. Dead people voting, people who moved to a different state voting and ballots getting tossed out to name a few.

[@AlkebulanLion67]

I may be biased but this was a lot more informative that the hours of entertainment news that I've been following.

[@thatman4752]

*Cuts to the two videos surfaced of vote counters using pens on the ballots*

[@julialora8825]

There's a non zero number of people in the room. Holy crap I think that's the funniest thing I have ever heard ever. Definitely sounds like something the lional hutz would say.

[@rickross9829]

@@thatman4752 Link? So I can do your work for you?

[@johnchulwudi3491]

Very sweet analysis so that the more you look the less you see. Turning black to be white and white black .

[@darkestlight660]

@@thatman4752 So..... you have no evidence for your assertions? Nothing to substantiate your claims?

[@exantiuse497]

"Are your observers in the counting room?" "There's a non-zero number of people in the room" Lmao :D

[@mrpumperknuckles1631]

Yeah but there has to be a representative poll watchers from each political party.

[@Vesperitis]

That would be what my pappy would call a 'touching your left ear with your right hand situation'

[@SuzakuX]

@@mrpumperknuckles1631 there are, 120 of them

[@Lethgar_Smith]

​@@mrpumperknuckles1631 Their argument was, THEIR observers were not in the room. The judge asked: Are YOUR observers in the room? . The answer given was, "There is a non-zero number of our observers in the room" Do you think they have a case?

[@yamofranko8899]

They were ordered 6ft from the ballots.. they were 25ft or not allowed in at all

[@bretsheeley4034]

"It's time to think like a Trump campaign lawyer." You'll need to pay me a month's advance up-front.

[@sandrawalker8839]

Only a month don't undersell yourself How about a lifetime of legal fees 😂

[@bretsheeley4034]

@@sandrawalker8839 That's where the embezzlement comes in.

[@JackgarPrime]

You'll have to hit me in the head with a brick.

[@sandrawalker8839]

@@bretsheeley4034 true only a corrupt lawyer would deal with this

[@bv-swifty7704]

I can't do that! I need to have 4 years worth of scandals!

[@WLNUTS]

There's a non-zero number of doughnuts in my stomach right now

[@omegatronic6864]

You should chew your food.

[@patsavage1245]

I've had a non-zero amount of beers officer.

[@TUBEalicious]

😅

[@andrewgrant6516]

Did they have a hole in the middle? Because technically they're all zeroes. And the sum of multiple zeroes is still zero no matter how many zeroes you add to it. Doughnut?

[@AkkinAnimrac]

There's a non-zero number of doritos in my stomach right now

[@s4mis4mi]

You look like one of those "Advisor" NPCs in a City Building Game

[@jaybayer3670]

Lmaooo. His face looks like a handsome, goofy, animated, cartoon character. I love it.

[@superskellyftw3230]

boi

[@bwackbeedows3629]

He's our NPC Zaddy ☺💖💯 He protecc He prosecoot But most importantly, He hella cyuut 😣💯💖

[@PTNLemay]

@@jaybayer3670 He also kind of looks like the guy from the Jack Ryan show. The one who used to play Jim in the Office.

[@kentonwu4383]

don’t show this tip again ✅

[@klutterkicker]

"Someone I know stole my ballot but I don't want to get them in trouble." Okay, I understand that, so then... don't turn it into a national spectacle?

[@ossainnem1839]

Treason

[@Owesomasaurus]

Hey say what you will about Stokke but she ain't no snitch.

[@kaym7704]

I hope they bring criminal charges against her for perjury.

[@mortisCZ]

Lets try to be kind. There is a reason Mr. Alzheimer is so infamous.

[@alvinjohnson2402]

@@Owesomasaurus Hahahahahaha!!

[@stevenbaker9059]

As a resident of PA, I loved this video. I only wish you would've mentioned that the ruling about the distance between the poll watchers and the observers was moved from 10ft to 6ft. It's truly some hilarious stuff.

[@takatamiyagawa5688]

The figure I've read was 25 feet.

[@layna8924]

THAT'S WHAT 'SOCIAL DISTANCING' BEST ACCOMPLISHES...AND PROBABLY WHAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR...;)

[@stevenbaker9059]

@baserock love I can only speak for myself when I say that the electors should follow the way the state voted. If Trump had more votes, then the electors should vote for him. The people of PA have spoken and the electors should follow suit.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Imagine that, counting mail in ballots on arrival made the whole process easier. Almost like giving time to complete a task properly allows it to be completed properly...!

[@johnopalko5223]

What _will_ they think of next...?

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@johnopalko5223 Why accuse GOP voters of thinking?

[@onijester56]

@Çerastes This sentiment of yours, however, is somewhat problematic since it was Trump's own team and supporters who demanded that the states not count the ballots as they came in. This forces us to assume that if any party were trying to determine how many additional ballots they would need to slip through in order to win, it would be the Republican Party. The voting extensions and "curing", as structured initially when broadened in light of the pandemic, was to include processing ballots as they came in...not unlike as was done in previous years. And then Trump lawsuits were levied that pushed back when mail-in ballots would be processed.

[@erehwon80]

Watching through these I have never been happier that the federal elections in Australia are run by an independent Electoral Commission and are the same across the country, no matter what state you are voting in.

[@m2pmd70]

Seems a like a FEDERAL election should be controlled by the FEDERAL government, doesn't it? 🤔

[@PointsofData]

I get the whole system isn't what everyone thinks it should be but the process has always worked as intended with minor hiccups. These lawsuits were all frivolous and didn't expose any actual fraud, so I'm not sure why these videos would make you feel having elections with laws determined by each state is awful.

[@erehwon80]

@@PointsofData Because no matter where you vote federally here, it's the same; and therefore no state can make any changes which could impact a federal election.

[@andrewgutmann9432]

“It’s time to think like a Trump campaign lawyer-“ Bill Wurtz voice: No don’t

[@me0101001000]

Legal Eagle: How bout I do anyway?* *doesn't mean he likes it

[@Darasilverdragon]

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[@samiraperi467]

Think?

[@FunkBallGX]

How did this happen?

[@FunkBallGX]

I just want to hug you.

[@Divadiiii]

Because of you, I can have REAL discussions about head-scratching topics, and helps me debunk the many, many claims I see on the internet, daily! Not bad on the eyes either 👀😂

[@Love89ryan]

I agree !!! He’s a cutie !!

[@wairrior]

love the "Not bad on the eye" subtle compliment. I'll keep it for the ladies 😅

[@motab9907]

Hehe 😁

[@SephonDK]

Yea he's charming and lawyer-attractive. Voice doesn't hurt either.

[@pinkkittybeans8523]

Is it just me or does he look a lot like John Krasinski? (Forgive me if this has been brought up before...this is the first time I’ve found one of his vids. New sub!)

[@Rockhoppr3]

"Common sense, Floridian approach" That's a rare phrase to hear

[@gregorythehuman]

Rare is an understatement

[@hawkeye5955]

I was actually surprised Florida did something right for once. 😂

[@dillonbray]

@@hawkeye5955 It only took Bush v Gore for them to make their system work.

[@thirst4wisdom]

Go Gators

[@maargenbx1454]

17:30 Did I understand correctly that the Supreme Court was asked in October to clarify rules for voting in PA, but said that they would clarify the rules AFTER the vote? Am I the only one who thinks that’s ridiculous?

[@DaveMiller2]

No. It's not just ridicullous, it's stupid and wrong.

[@robertpetrovich1923]

They weren't willing to change voting rules close enough to the election that it could well drag on until after the election. 4 justices said that if they really wanted clarification and not an attempt at a do over then they could bring a case after the election.

[@gaussianvector2093]

I don't, supreme court is federal, should stay out of state matters.

[@MadnessIncVP]

Trump and his so called 'brain' are ridiculous. Same could be said about the kind of people he'll surround himself with, it would seem...

[@questmaster01]

@@gaussianvector2093 Not an american, but isn't the Supreme Court's job basically to interpret the Constitution for states to then follow?

[@florian8599]

Judge: "I'm asking you as a member of the bar of this court..." At that moment the lawyer knew, that he f-ed up... God, that Judge is literally a diamond...

[@steveaustin2686]

I see what you did there. :)

[@chetmcgovern9985]

Like when your parents use your full name when you were a kid, you know you screwed up

[@dannydevito7000]

@@chetmcgovern9985 "Donald J Trump..... You get over here right now" "Whats wrong daddy Putin" "You failed, get out of my sight."

[@pennycheshire5608]

I audibly exhaled a breath i didn’t know I’d been holding in upon seeing this pop up in my feed. It’s amazing what having someone I can really trust to explain these things clearly and concisely really means for my sanity and emotional well-being. I’d expect I’m not the only one. Thank you so much 🙏🏻

[@Fennexin]

Same, I was actually scared at least a few had merit. He and his supporters were talking so big on Twitter.

[@rrrosecarbinela]

The only hope this tactic may have -- and I may have completely misheard the explanation -- is if it delays the selection of delegates, which would then mean it goes to the House, where it may in some incredible fluke of 2020 become deadlocked, and then it goes to the pre-packed Supreme Court. Any way I look at it, it seems to be a hell of a desperate gamble.

[@pennycheshire5608]

Yah I wish I could say this was a thorough balm to my worries, but alas it only got me so far. And then Pompeo opened his smug fascist mouth anyway and my stomach is a fist all over again. Maybe it won’t matter what’s legal? Certainly on the table now. Chekhov’s coup.

[@nefariouspurplebadger]

That old lady was trying to vote twice. Who on earth would have a problem with naming someone who stole their ballot, especially when that person was also evicted from their home recently? And if it was a member of her family, then why would she risk kicking up a fuss which might get them in trouble?

[@Khronogi]

I can see it being a family member who you know is doing bad things, but you want to get better, and throwing them into jail isn't going to help them long term. But to deny your chance to change the vote, and then go to the media and complain about things that didn't happen to you, I think that invalidates the claim.

[@alliezah]

Family do be like that sometimes. Just because they're shit sometimes doesn't mean they should be in jail.

[@hepty3179]

@@alliezah That’s what family is for hiding murder isn’t a crime,specially if it’s for your family(jk).❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jwjones1979]

Because that person doesn't exist. She signed and mailed her ballot and was trying to knowingly vote twice, just like Trump told her to.

[@kenster8270]

Well, at one of his super-spreader events in North Carolina Trump did encourage his fans to test the system by trying to vote twice. Which is a felony that would backfire on the double-voter, but not on Trump himself.

[@cptunderpantz9273]

Lawyer: "Your Honor, I cite The People v. Donald J. Trump..." Judge: "I need you to specify the month, day, state and county of your precident... there are just too many."

[@warrensteel9954]

2020 can't be the only year The People v. Donald J. Trump cases...

[@Vessekx]

@@ChrisRepp1987, no, precedent simply implies that there was a ruling. The precedent being cited could be that second- or third-hand hearsay isn’t admissible.

[@redneckhippiefreak]

@@ChrisRepp1987 Well We are talking about a guy that considers Paying off fines and fees for fraud charges as a Win because he didn't go to jail not to mention he still thinks paying off whores who usually pay other men to have sex with them, is a good deal. What can we expect but more of the same?

[@Chpow01]

Why... Why is post election somehow more stressful than pre-election...

[@seanbrooks2583]

@@WyvernWolfe well you see, the president doesnt leave office until january , even if he loses. You dont seem very familiar with the election process.

[@TehMomo_]

because some of the EC votes aren't "finalized" and Donald is a narcissist i knew going into this election that no matter how much he loses by...the post-election is gonna be harder than the last 4 years...

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@seanbrooks2583 Most Americans aren’t

[@seanbrooks2583]

@@TehMomo_ "some" can you name 1 state that has certified its election results yet?

[@bachpham6862]

@@seanbrooks2583 To be fair, you don't usually see the previous president making a fuss and refuse to concede after he lost.

[@Norway604]

"It's time to think like a Trump campaign lawyer" Excuse me for a moment while I hit myself in the head with a refrigerator

[@RequiemPoete]

Or you can eat the fridge Eddy.

[@julianakarasawa315]

Excuse me while I eat glue 😂

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

Multiple times. Then drown myself long enough to cause additional brain damage.

[@jagsherdhaliwal3191]

Lmao

[@lastnamefirst650]

And then charge the refrigeration company for not giving you a ‘do not hit fridge on head’ warning. For the low cost of several million

[@chrisforsyth8514]

When can I buy a coffee mug with "the bailiff will tackle you" slogan? Florida's court room fashion trends are spreading, and sadly, most likely means never need to wear a suit or tie again.

[@tonypatino1765]

?

[@Jablicek]

I'd rather a legal pad than another coffee cup.

[@jorgecaballero1013]

Commenting for him to be more likely to see it, and to make a mug with that slogan

[@jdatlas4668]

Also want one of these, I have an unhealthy coffee consumption level anyway so the least I can do is have lots of interesting mugs

[@KaiWolf18]

If only those Florida courts could look fly like Legal Eagle with a brand new Indochino suit!

[@Atelier_Nictus]

"It's time to think like the Trump campaign's lawyers." Well, I'm already drunk. We're doing good so far.

[@KingDaemonBlackfyre]

I already have the russians on speed dial we're set

[@yugom488mmmauser2]

@Rusty trumbone i got free healthcare and all you got is covid lol

[@yugom488mmmauser2]

@Channah Racham no evidence.

[@supergluehotty]

Whose been listening to O.A.N. 24/7 because "Fox News is to liberal."

[@harmonlanager2670]

@Rusty trumbone ok boomer

[@BrianHartman]

All of these lawsuits sound to me like the equivalent of looking through your couch cushions to find enough money to buy an iPad.

[@Mitaka.Kotsuka]

hey, i might do that

[@okorieprecious3001]

😂😂😂

[@Javeec]

Yeah, except all the bills you find actually escaped from the Monopoly box

[@jaywogan168]

Except big(?) part of the country believes they are legitimate. Your state might be in danger from the anti science conspiracy stricken idiotic mob.

[@dwarr3952]

This is a fantastic comparison

[@edsiles4297]

24:00 "There's a non-zero number of people in the room" Why did this one make me laugh?

[@MitchellD249]

Most people seem to have been amused by that one. Judge Paul Diamond NOT included.

[@cedmelancon]

This is such vapid slimy lawyer speak to dodge a question it’s almost beautiful.

[@WinnieDPue]

For a second, I thought he was speaking in binary codes.

[@crowevil4658]

@@WinnieDPue for all the software engineers, I thank you!

[@lakecityransom]

It's so fraught with bs you can't help but laugh.

[@gtoger]

Thanks, LegalEagle, for the perspective.

[@mechwarrior13]

@@Story_Sandwich yea but why would that crowd want to use their brains and think for themselves? They believe in their cousin's words more than professional analysts, reporters, lawyers etc.

[@WixTheQwix]

Drumbeats.....

[@alexn5743]

@@WixTheQwix was curious when someone was going to mention drumbeats or parking lot of sadness

[@mathewrussell1533]

@@WixTheQwix I wanna see #drumbeats on a video when trump is being driven out of the Whitehouse

[@kkarx]

The same perspective as CNN. He hates Trump.

[@MrMelkor98]

Tbh, they should just try trial by combat at this point

[@sigmacheseman]

They have a name for that, it’s called Civil War

[@ToreDL87]

Yeah I think maybe you guys wanna avoid that.

[@AnonMedic]

I think in California it might still be legal to challenge someone to a duel

[@mintymogg7705]

Bonespurs is too scared to fight.

[@puckerbutton7025]

who would trump pick as his champion?

[@some1purple]

Minor nitpick about the sponsorship: emergency calls will be accepted by any cell tower, and will even drop a non-emergency call to make room if it's at capacity. You don't even need a sim card. So changing your carrier won't help you there.

[@jamessmithe5490]

A non zero number of observers? Really? Even Orwell would be impressed by that degradation of the English language.

[@jeromefitzroy]

James Smithe Alternative facts.

[@patrickm.2653]

Doubtfully false

[@sovigndev5464]

Uncertainly specific

[@NefosG]

Newspeak is well within its way.

[@tpeasetiger]

I mean...being allowed in the building is one thing...but being able to actually observe votes being counted...that’s an entirely different thing...this election has corruption written all over it.

[@johnopalko5223]

"Terrifyingly hilarious or hilariously terrifying." Yeah, that about sums it up.

[@scarlettw.h.8593]

Indeed

[@wesondesit9418]

The dems will not escape from the truths... cheating all the way through ...

[@notme2day]

@@wesondesit9418 apparently you only came here to comment and cry and not learn anything ..this is why America is sinking!

[@supremeseal8972]

@@wesondesit9418 bring some evidence before making a claim

[@neonato1806]

@@wesondesit9418 Clearly didn't watch the video amongst all that "winning"

[@valmarsiglia]

And Trump's final master stroke: appointing Giuliani to lead the legal challenges. I can already hear the Benny Hill music in the background.

[@valmarsiglia]

@Jimbo Bimbo Lol! That slapping sound was one of my favorite things in the Benny Hill Show!

[@jamesbyerly766]

haha we'll see there big guy

[@valmarsiglia]

@@jamesbyerly766 Indeed. I think Rudy's gonna use his famous Dildo Shop strategy.

[@OptimumTaurus]

Part of me believes he appointed Giuliani to lead the challenges because Rudy is too cuckoo to be scared of lying to judges the way these other lawyers have been. Achievements in insanity is what they're going for now.

[@jjk087]

Yeah, he dealt with the mob, democrats are very similar

[@alexiswyeth1715]

First off, I just want to say that I've been waiting for a video like this to go up, and I'm so happy it did. Also, as a former resident of Philly and a current resident of the Philly suburbs, I can tell you that we don't like people wasting our time, and Judge Diamond's question of "I'm sorry, then what's your problem?" is both hilarious to hear in context and accurate to most residents of the area.

[@WanderingDad]

I love lawyers talking about the law. It's reassuring to bust the stereotypes and media hype and hear that sometimes the system actually does work.

[@Hans-gb4mv]

I have to admit that working for a law firm for these last 4 years has opened my eyes.

[@aalegalfocus]

@@Hans-gb4mv in a good way, I hope?

[@theonewhodoesstuff548]

@@Hans-gb4mv What have you learned?

[@leahgross8952]

Well you don’t need lawyers to know that. We know the system works because it always has been.

[@doubtful_seer]

For me it’s reassuring to be reminded that there really are some lawyers out there who are concerned with the law benefiting citizens at large, rather than finding a way to bend the words of the law.

[@kevinshepardson1628]

"It's time to think like the Trump campaign's lawyers." "Okay." *Reaches for a bottle*

[@Stettafire]

Correction. *Reaches for hard drugs*

[@rojh9351]

“Okay”.Gets married to cousin

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

Instructions unclear. Why is Borat here?

[@hepty3179]

I got my opium ready

[@zuglymonster]

Drops acid

[@yarapah]

“We have a literal Florida man in the White House” ooooooooooooof

[@Tamizushi]

@Luís Andrade This explains so much.

[@mandymorrow5473]

Except he's from New York.

[@mandymorrow5473]

@Luís Andrade your hometown and your current city/district is totally different. (Unless you still live where you're from.)

[@redneckhippiefreak]

lol..No, He is a U.S. Citizen that Resides in Both Florida and New York. Many old folks have duel residency as Taxes are lower in Florida and the climate is more conducive to the elderly condition. .Yall have the interwebs..right?

[@redneckhippiefreak]

@Luís Andrade I guess you arent American Cause..LOL.. This is America, Not China, You are free to Reside in Which ever state you choose.. for voting and Tax purposes one must choose a Host state, and reside there for at least 180 days... Source..www.blog.rapidtax.com/can-resident-two-states-time/#:~:text=States%20where%20you%20are%20a,and%20a%20nonresident%20of%20another.

[@awes0mechr1s]

"I can't imagine why the president isn't happy with his legal representation" 🤣 oh so much salt. I love it

[@HeBreaksLate]

I can't imagine a competent lawyer willing to work on the President's behalf at this point.

[@awes0mechr1s]

@@HeBreaksLate You know what? That's fair.

[@alex-rs6ts]

@@HeBreaksLate I mean, 💲💲💲💲💲

[@HeBreaksLate]

@@alex-rs6ts what good is Trump's money if you end up black balled by every respectable firm or disbarred?

[@aljawisa]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnbWnYB_ocd0n5o

[@andrewmelnikov292]

When you have a witness. pound the witness. When you have the facts, pound the facts. When you have nothing post on Twitter in CAPS LOCK.

[@InvisiblerApple]

Don't you insult NOT A WOLF by lumping him in with Trump.

[@StealthyGamerGirl2020]

Shouty shouty on twitter and in person. Trump all over

[@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED]

Dont think pounding the witness will work unless of course shes young 😂😂😂😂

[@andrewmelnikov292]

@@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED Right into my trap you walked, young Skywalker.

[@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED]

@@andrewmelnikov292 i know. Someone had to say something. No way I can let that one slide 😂😂

[@SirEvilestDeath]

I like how in basically three days Trump went from saying “Stop the votes!” To “Recount the votes.” While also not realizing we are still...counting the first set of votes.

[@sigheyeroll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rickross9829]

I've seen so many Trumpists say things like "the poll doesn't call the election!!!" They really are just THAT stupid

[@zanyraccoon6361]

@@rickross9829 I'm pretty sure polls are just the prediction. They've been wrong plenty of times before. The actual votes are what matter.

[@Disastorm]

@@zanyraccoon6361 the actual votes are also called polls I think. They are done at polling stations.

[@schorltourmaline4521]

If by "Stop the votes" you mean, "Stop them from counting votes illegally that were sent in past the due date", and by "Recount the votes" you mean "make sure that the count is correct after sorting out the numerous claims of voter fraud", then yeah you're right.

[@HiddenDarkHM]

It's so nice to have a straight-forward non-sensationalist explanation of this. Thank you for that.

[@dljennings]

3:51 - GA 5:38 - MI 8:34 - MI pt deux 10:56 - NV 15:52 - PA 1 19:46 - PA 2 22:27 - PA 3 23:26 - PA 4 25:33 - PA 5

[@kagakai7729]

I'm starting to think that Trump really needs to win Pennsylvania

[@Rik975]

I don’t comment very often on KZbin however I think this lawyer/ KZbin host is awesome. Respect from the uk

[@martifingers]

Make that at least 2 UK fans. Exemplary channel.

[@jameshill9325]

Three

[@abdirahmanmohamed6567]

** I comment very little on You Tube**

[@fuzzlemacfuzz]

4

[@Avorous13]

"I can't imagine why he's unhappy with his legal consul" Maybe if he stopped firing competent people just for disagreeing with him he wouldn't be in this mess right now LMAO

[@notme2day]

When did he actually hire competent people?

[@bananian]

@@Cletus0525 And trump is just a wholesome honest guy, lmao

[@zemorph42]

@@Cletus0525 and Trump's been shadier and more corrupt in business and brought that shady corruption into the White House and the courts. Hillary couldn't have been worse than Trump because she wouldn't have gotten away with even a tiny fraction of what he got away with for four years! Do not try to pretend otherwise.

[@layna8924]

HE FIRED 'SWAMP CREATURES' WHO WERE DISLOYAL PLOTTERS UNDERMINING EVERYTHING HE WAS DOING - THE FACT IS, HE HAS OTHER COUNSEL OUTSIDE OF 'THE INSIDERS' - AND THAT IS A 'GOOD THING' - FOR, IN THE MULTITUDE OF COUNSELLORS THERE IS MUCH SAFETY'...THE GOOD BOOK...;)

[@zemorph42]

@@layna8924 He fired true friends that told him Truths he didn't want to hear. John Bolton comes to mind. Those who always only tell you what you want to hear are not your friends. Those who tell you the truth whether you like it or not, can be. Trump's never learned that lesson and that's why he's a loser.

[@thebeddoctor4273]

It's amazing how there was only fraud in the states he lost. What are the odds

[@squareguy6443]

This is a stupid comment. Regardless of if there is fraud or not, there is no point in pursuing states that he won. He won, exposing potential fraud in red states won’t help him. So of course he’s only gonna pursue states he lost

[@randyrandy2460]

@@squareguy6443 this is a stupid comment. the point is how he's cherry picking. It should be painfully obvious.

[@Carlos_Jzx]

First he slows the mail then he forcibly pack the supreme court and since 2016 he is been saying that he won't accept a lost because you know he is such a likeable character that he considers that being cheated!🤷🏽‍♂️ Why does his supporters be behind such a snowflake is beyond my comprehension.

[@Jaxmusicgal23]

Not true... there was fraud in my state of NC too...a bunch of us still haven't had our votes show up in our voter record. And no one cal give us a straight answer. And if you include our missing votes, it will put the state over 100% of registered voters voted in our NC elections. It's not si fake after all....do some digging past MSM and look into it.

[@Carlos_Jzx]

Republicon's have mess this election up he said his vote is not shown but your so call party are responsible for counting mail in ballots after 11/3/20. Now now somehow they want to make mail in ballot unconstitutional. You guys keep on making stuff up for your fearless leader that can't accept he lost is over just like you were happily cheering in 2016 accept it Snowflake Biden is your new President.

[@samleheny1429]

The failure to fulfill the basic requirements to even get many of these lawsuits started makes me feel like the point was more to create public fervor and instill distrust in the validity of the election.

[@ZedF86]

Most likely. It seems like smoke and mirrors more than a legitimate attempt at winning. It makes me wonder what is happening behind the curtains.

[@Nowalwaysthis]

Ya think? Such a disgrace! I’m sickened by their games and more sickened that so many are falling for it.

[@AndrewAMartin]

@@ZedF86 Gets his gullible base all fired up and suspicious, so they can claim the election was 'stolen' and play the victim. Hopefully playing victim and whining is all they do...

[@gleggett3817]

Or having made allegations in public following it up to add " artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative" as Gilbert and Sullivan put it.

[@LunaticTheCat]

That's exactly the point.

[@petitechaos883]

The lawsuit in GA was in my jurisdiction and we’ve gone in front of the judge who dismissed that case. We’re pretty proud that Judge Bass was the first Judge to dismiss. Savannah/Chatham County has one of the most strict ways of counting their ballots to ensure there’s no fraud and that everything is secure.

[@fowlerj111]

& please confirm it's "Chattum" not "ChaTH-am" 😁

[@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA]

@@fowlerj111 A good portion of southern states' cities are not pronounced how they are spelled. Its a easily understandable oops and Im 99 percent sure its chattum no th sound.

[@wesfenimore8892]

“Common sense” and “Florida” don’t usually go together

[@twixieshores]

Broken clock... something something... twice a day... something

[@DeathnoteBB]

It should, people don’t realize but the only reason the Florida Man meme exists is because Florida has a thing where arrests are allowed to be released to the public. I forget if that’s exactly what it is but yeah. Basically they have as many weird happenings as any other state, it’s just we _don’t get to hear about_ the other states’

[@SirEvilestDeath]

Yeah like what timeline have we changed into where anything Florida related decided to be reasonable for once?

[@Hutvillage]

Conservative outlet love to attacks california more than any other States.

[@rachaelevans8351]

@@DeathnoteBB it’s because their media can name details of a case - for example, man commits an unprovoked assault on his wife with a blunt object (say in Washington) versus Florida man hit his wife with a dildo in an unprovoked attack

[@graysonsmith7031]

The sad thing is I know people that I can show this to, and they will not believe a single word of it. Edit: Guys, this isn't science, but it's not exactly up for debate either. These court hearings are literally asking the lawyers what evidence they have and they say none aside from they've heard about it. I have a lawyer as a family member (and a pretty good one at that) and he tells me the same thing, that this is a disaster on the lawyer's part and there was never any legal ground to stand on in any of these cases except one in PA where the judge agreed to let the observers get a little closer (BECAUSE THE LAWYERS ADMITTED THAT THERE WERE REPUBLICAN OBSERVERS IN THE ROOM UNDER OATH). Its not political opinion, it is literally down to do can they provide evidence that Democrats organized and selectively created and removed ballots? No. Can they throw out entire counties worth of ballots because observers were 20ft away and couldn't read individual details on the ballots? No. Are states in charge of handling how they process ballots and create their own laws on how to do so? Yes. Do any of these states violate some federal voting laws? No. They way it's proven in court is not "there is fraud until proven otherwise". Its "unless proven otherwise (i.e. given any evidence greater than 'surely it's there"), there is no fraud". You can't throw out votes because you are certain it must've happened IF YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF. Trump's best chance at this would be to get this issue to the supreme court, as there may be enough republicans and Trump loyalists on there that they just decide to ignore literally every legal rule and overwrite every case (and I mean every, PA alone isn't enough).

[@absurdusername9519]

Tr***'s followers regard him with religious zeal. Following him purely on faith that he will lead them to the land of milk and honey.

[@sameash3153]

Just scroll through the most recent comments on this video, people who clearly watched less than 30 seconds are giving their expert opinion about how wrong this is.

[@absurdusername9519]

@@erincarson8998 Please clarify. Hate for Tr*** or the followers or something else? I have a great dislike and little respect for Tr*** himself. I personally don't hate his followers, just feel exasperated by them.

[@absurdusername9519]

@@erincarson8998 why the constant hate? Years of mudslinging escalating into the vitriol being slung at each other we see today. In the past it was mostly between just the political figures but with the advent of social media it has been taken down to the people and subsequently more personal level. At this personal level the playing field has suddenly been opened up to everyone from all walks of life. Nobody is taking the time to understand the perspectives of lives all these voices are coming from. Generally we fear what we don't know and fight or flight instinct ensues. Since anonymity emboldens us it's much easier to fight. In a fight one brings the biggest stick they can find.

[@absurdusername9519]

@@erincarson8998 I agree with you that that clip is hateful juvenile stupidity. Please don't lump me personally in with those who would create and spread that kind of content. That's how we can stop the hate.

[@AntonWongVideo]

23:57 Ah yes, I've also once told my mom I've eaten a "non-zero number" of candies before dinner

[@michaelm8852]

More like... Mom: "Did you eat candy before dinner?" You: "There is a non-zero number of food items in my stomach." Then she questions again like the angered judge.

[@doubtful_seer]

My mom is a smartass, so I would have been told something along the lines of “then you’ll be fine with getting an absolute zero number for dessert”

[@a2falcone]

@@michaelm8852 "I'm asking you as a member of the bar of this family"

[@AdelioNightstorm]

"Honey, are you having people over while I'm away?" "There is a non-zero number of people in the room"

[@arcadeinvader8086]

1. it me

[@F.o.s.t.e.r.]

Bedroom*

[@johannaleopold2612]

2020: Where "Floridian approach" and "Common sense approach" are connected and in the same sentence.

[@matthewevans5486]

Florida man is very confused right now

[@emsleywyatt3400]

There are legitimate reasons for not counting absentee ballots prior to the actual election day. For instance, preliminary results might leak to one or the other campaign giving them information as to where their turn-out is soft and they need to buttress their efforts.

[@avandeputte]

@@emsleywyatt3400 Yes, that's why PA government was trying to get the legislature to allow only the processing of the ballots, not counting. i.e. compare the signature and open the envelopes. The time consuming stuff. The legislature refused and so now we wait...

[@patm4119]

Yea, yea - We Floridians occasionally get a bad rap. Those crazy hanging chads are hard to live down. Under our current Governor - things have really tightened up.

[@sidarthurgortimer355]

Judge: Do you have any evidence at all? Giuliani: Well, Your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

[@sidarthurgortimer355]

@Rill It is completely beyond dispute that the Kremlin attempted to help Trump win the 2016 election, every intelligence agency agrees and even most Republicans will admit that it's true. There was also evidence that people in the Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians. It turned out there wasn't enough evidence that Trump himself was involved, so he wasn't charged or impeached. It may well be true that Trump is innocent of these accusations, but the investigation was still completely justified, and it did result in many of his associates being convicted.

[@cocogoat1111]

Trump lawyer: There is not "nobody" in the room per se...

[@sonicdash761]

@Nic DeGrave Idk why, but that made me chuckle.

[@nickllama5296]

Judge Diamond: "TIGER UPPERCUT!!!"

[@the_Giovanni_Jian]

@@nickllama5296 down forward down+punch

[@ErrantPilot34]

"it's time to think like a Trump campaign lawyer" you mean it's time to hire my own lawyer and for that lawyer to hire his own lawyer too?

[@lukedodson3267]

Lawyers all the way down

[@dv7533]

If that last lawyer hires the first lawyer they can just keep pumping the money around.

[@echidnablade]

And then for all of you to go to jail.

[@samreid6010]

He’s running a pyramid scheme of lawyers. “He hired me and two other guys, and now I have to hire three people and they hire three more people. That way everyone wins!

[@lukedodson3267]

@@samreid6010 Do you suppose they're all sending each other form facebook messages that say "Hey, __________! I haven't seen you since _______ v. _________! That was a great case. We should totally catch up soon so I can tell you about an amazing legal representation opportunity. It's only for my closest friends and colleagues, but I'm really excited to share it with you because I know you're the kind of smart, driven attorney that would appreciate this once in a lifetime opportunity."

[@MrPooleish]

As a citizen of Savannah Georgia it is my duty to inform you that we pronounce it "chat-ham". Keep up the good work, and hopefully politics can go back to being boring.

[@marygreenway485]

We have a Chatham in MA and we pronounce it as Chat-ham there, too!

[@mattbowden4996]

@@marygreenway485 We have the original Chatham here in the south east of England, and we pronounce it with a hard T as well.

[@sigheyeroll]

@@mattbowden4996 Bro, the other two guys probably pronounce it that way because of you!

[@ryanmccartney244]

I'm from Athens but I still had the exact same thought when I heard him say "Chath-am" lol

[@medusagorgo5146]

Hello neighbor, I’m in Bryan county....I voted blue all the way!

[@cptunderpantz9273]

After reading all the "bias" comments I had to re-watch the video.. and yes, he was biased... AGAINST BAD LAWYERS!

[@oliviamontemayer7089]

It was a mockery of the law. Of course a lawyer is going to take offense to that.

[@basedbear1605]

@@oliviamontemayer7089 Youre kidding, right? A lawyers job is to twist the law into saying what their client wants it to say. That's why all lawyers are scum.

[@iniesta8856]

*except for environmental Government ones*

[@wadenowlin9715]

😂

[@Lazarultos]

@@basedbear1605 If you think all lawyers are scum then what are you doing at a lawyer's KZbin channel?

[@mitchellblake1475]

Can the terminology for throwing out a case become "yeeted?" I feel like saying "a federal judge yeeted the election fraud case due to lack of evidence" is just more fun.

[@lucasleonard5476]

Fax

[@ceooflowrolls2081]

Give it about 10 more years and it just might

[@dukewojcik7753]

This is the law. It’s not allowed to be fun.

[@aw2584]

I work as an insurance broker in the UK. Next time I'm on the line with one of my insurers, or to be more specific - their claims departments, I'll remember to phrase my question about client's claim in a way that includes this word, wonder if someone will recognise it at some point. "So is it a non fault, is it? Can we yeet it out of their policy's history?" There are some advantages of being a foreigner in England, my favourite is the "language cluelessness". I'm pretty sure every english friend I've had during my stay in the UK had to deal with me asking them at least once "So, I've heard that once UK leaves the European Union rimming won't be free of charge anymore, is that true?". Also everytime someone says anything about anyone being "retired", it quickly became a habit of mine to ask "mentally or physically?" (Goddamnit Borat)

[@KimAnnesplaylist]

Hahahaha

[@jondw]

Accusation: our people can't observe because they aren't in the room Judge: were your people in the room Lawyer: is there any way to make a yes sound like a negative?

[@sonicdash761]

Not no?

[@Kittsuera]

"not for the full duration" would be the answer IF true. you can have the same sort of faulty conclusion if you were to say "did you attend class" when you leave early. you still say yes but fail to add you didn't stay for the full duration.

[@lucifer-ek1yv]

Yes your honor, but kept 25 feet away and forced to leave early.

[@ips7125]

Yeah cause the film of them covering windows after forcing balot watchers to leave the room was fake right?

[@hihiz432]

@@ips7125 Those weren’t poll watchers, those were randoms. There were already the same number of both Democrat poll watchers and Republican poll watchers in the room. They were keeping protesters from looking in.

[@thecomfyshirt]

Can we please retroactively replace all the “Trump” headlines with “Florida Man” And all the ones from now on obviously. “Florida Man barricades himself in White House”

[@porsche911sbs]

Don't put him on us. He's been a Florida resident for only 400 days or so. Man lived in New York for over 74 years. He's a New York man through and through.

[@jaywogan168]

It sickens my how many people believe Trump. Everyone needs to show them that Trump is the biggest fraud in town.. or in the country.

[@justaoldguy8098]

I can't become a FL resident just by declaring it, I have to spend 181 days per year there. Has Trump done that? I doubt he is legally a FL resident.

[@justindieterich1773]

There is something that does that that the Daily show released a couple years ago. If trump is mentioned it’s replaced with Florida man

[@meishajacobs3013]

Lol..florida man..🤣🤣

[@LordJaric]

I don't think Biden would have gone to any of the lengths that Trump is going. He would have conceded once it became clear that he lost. Trump just has the ridiculous mindset that admitting that your wrong and losing is bad.

[@LordJaric]

@Comrade NB I haven’t heard at any point her not admitting defeat. And Al Gore was completely different. That was down to one state where the vote difference was well within a margin of error, so he was within his right to call for a recount. He then conceded when all and said was done. Trump on the other lost by several states with larger margins then Gore. He refused (and still does) to admit he lost claiming voter fraud but never providing evidence to his claims. And let’s not forget him riling up a crowd to to stop the certification of Biden. Name the last out going president or losing candidate that did that.

[@ba-wp5zs]

@Comrade NB Well, by the popular vote definition of 'winning', Hillary Clinton didn't lose.

[@grabbity]

Me at the beginning of the year: what's the third branch of government? Me now: I find the claims about the provisional ballots to be specious at best

[@deeroberts8090]

Excellent

[@crowleyswhitehorse]

The newly-elected Republican senator from Alabama is still a bit hazy on that third branch of government.

[@jamesidk_9081]

@@crowleyswhitehorse really hes just another vote for the GOP. Hes gonna do nothing except vote on bills. No influence at all, Jeff should have been elected.

[@mythologue]

I find the claims shallow and pedantic.

[@tkgrant7]

@@mythologue yes indeed... very shallow and pedantic

[@SRFriso94]

26:57 You forgot the best one, Rudy Guiliani holding his press conference outside a store selling sex toys, right next to a crematorium.

[@Stettafire]

"AlL tHe NeTwOrKs!!!" Too soon? I don't care which party you're on (I'm with neither). That was hilarious 🤣

[@bg6b7bft]

Lonely sex, corpses, and manure. That is exactly what I would guess Rudy smells like.

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@bg6b7bft The funniest part is the sex store has been getting phone calls for 3 days asking if Rudy's there... and the gardening place now has merch that says "Make America Rake Again" and "Lawn and Order" which is just freaking hilarious.

[@Hans-gb4mv]

No, they asked for the Four Seasons and they got the Four Seasons but since all the money is nog going to the recounts, they couldn't get the hotel so they went for the next thing called Four Seasons.

[@aalegalfocus]

That was hilarious!

[@MikeDrewitt]

This guy's segways to sponsor spots are the best there is. Clearly putting that law degree to good use.

[@aalegalfocus]

A man's gotta make that cheddar!

[@mcanna5115]

Ikr, so smooth

[@Luannnelson547]

Segue. Segway is a ridiculous ride-on thingamajig.

[@jaronneutronix3231]

Agreed! I don’t like the corporate sponsorship but this was hilariois

[@RedRocket415]

There are no communications classes in law school other than technical writing. Not all of us lawyers are telegenic trial lawyers. Most of us are more like accountants.

[@flamingsickle]

“Given how close the election is... in Pennsylvania.” Me: *laughs in Eighty Thousand*

[@jgarb1]

Me: Chuckling at all of the Democratic governor run states getting rightfully investigated because they cheated

[@travis9144]

@@jgarb1 reeeee

[@jgarb1]

@@travis9144 eheheheheheeh

[@PopstAhri]

@@jgarb1 It's been over a month and the orange man still hasn't flipped anything. :D Just admit you're on the losing side of history. It's okay. It happens to everyone now and then.

[@connoraltier7081]

@@jgarb1 If the Trump team had actual evidence of cheating we would have seen it by now. You are being grifted. I take no pleasure in it- please save yourself before it goes too far

[@johnmccuskey6675]

“It’s time to think like a Trump campaign lawyer” “Okay” *tucks in shirt*

[@somethinghere2705]

He said trump lawyer... untuck the shirt. 🤣

[@ragerancher]

@@somethinghere2705 I suggest you look up what happened with Giuliani in the new Borat movie.

[@Johnyrocket70]

It's normal to tuck in your shirt under your sack isn't it?

[@hauntedbytheliving1175]

Great comment! Kind suggestion: edit it to “lays down in bed; tucks in shirt” to avoid confusion

[@MollyFC]

@@Johnyrocket70 tuck it in under the elastic of your underwear 😂

[@missanthropist1294]

Just wanna say that I come from a state that doesn't require ID to cast a vote unless it's your first time, and there hasn't ever (at least to my knowledge) been any widespread instances of voter fraud here. The absence of ID doesn't automatically make the process fraudulent or rigged.

[@dg674]

@Rill Honestly, whatever issues there are in swing states are probably in other states. The reason nobody gives it attention? Because in electorialism, non-swing states don't matter. You could have people burning ballots or all signing the same signature and they would still let it go, because who cares about four electoral votes from some hillbillies?

[@NoriMori1992]

Here in Canada, or at least for Ontario provincial elections, you only need ID if you don't have your Voter Information Card that you received in the mail. And it doesn't even need to be photo ID. I don't remember how it is for federal elections.

[@Nixeu42]

It also because in-person voter fraud is pretty much a non-issue on a wide scale, even with fairly basic precautions, barring immense corruption. Just, on a logistical basis. Unless your poll workers are really, really overworked or not paying attention, voting twice at the same location is unlikely to work, because, you know, they'll recognize you. You'd have to travel to a different location every time you voted fraudulently. And there are only so many locations in a given county, or within feasible driving distance of a single person. That puts hard limits on how many fake votes any single person can file. And elections are not typically decided by single, or even double, digits of votes. It would take a massive conspiracy to pull it off.

[@resop3]

When you never pay your lawyers, you get the quality of representation that you pay for.

[@hawkeye5955]

Lawyers can also drop their clients if they prove too difficult to work with because they ignore the legal advice given to them or even decline to represent them at all. Or at least I'd like to think so. 😂