WILL YOU DUELTAIN FOR THE CHICKEN... OR THE BEEF? - Dueltaining

[@IridescentKySoul]

Here in MBT civilization you have to make a skit every week or you die [vine boom sound] you can either make a twitter thread for the chicken or a TMT for the beef. But here in MBT civilization nobody does the TMT. The twitter thread is just way easier to make.

[@PiePie453]

This is a good bit but if you did the deep cut of the long form video he's been working on forever I think it'd go even harder tbh

[@IridescentKySoul]

​@@PiePie453i had to go for the lighter version because i live in commenter civilization

[@PiePie453]

​@@IridescentKySoulthey never go for the long form video. The dueltaining is just way easier to make

[@NightYorah]

Not enough vine booms

[@__AlexTheGr8__]

I experimentally typed "parkour" in the card database last week, and the whole joke just told itself. Glad everyone enjoyed, always nice to entertain.

[@penghuinkirby]

Einstein ‘accidentally’ discovering general relativity

[@ashikjaman1940]

The apple that fell on Newton wishes it could be like this

[@minabasejderha5972]

I was surprised you used Battle Ox instead of Ghost Beef for the punchline.

[@SlugKiss]

​@@minabasejderha5972 ghost beef gives the joke away too quickly so I get it. as a bonus, the rush duel version of battle ox is very explicitly beef themed

[@Zaxophone32]

Time to search “demure” and “mindful”

[@cosmosspacecentertelevision]

every single dueltaining episode after the first 3 bingo: "This is the most YOU card of all time" "It's just YOU after YOU after YOU after YOU" "God this is just every asshole in the universe" "We're playing YOU turbo"

[@__-be1gk]

implying the first 3 were any different

[@illdoittomorrow2368]

So, what actually counts as a YOU card? Is it the UR?

[@mudlio706]

@@illdoittomorrow2368 a “YOU” is a card that never does anything except complicated stupid things that while capable of being impressive, make you hate the other person for making you sit through that

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

@@illdoittomorrow2368basically any card that shows up as a weird combo enabler. The cards that most these gimmick decks have in common before they actually reveal the specific gimmick

[@Goldenleyend]

Symptoms of someome slowly losing his sanity 😂

[@TheEmilyba]

Was fun being on again! Was a neat concept to put together, I’m a little sad it required you turbo but turns out if you want to transfer your entire deck to the extra deck you gotta do some unfair stuff :) Extra slinger requires you to NOT pendulum summon the turn you use his effect so my pend slop deck needed to skip pending making it truly a nightmare to concoct.

[@seanh2785]

I thought your game was great! I was jumpscared when I saw the slinger activate, and I've really never seen that ftk! Wild stuff!

[@fledbeast5783]

Was a really cool combo, just a shame there was no other way to do it. Seeing the same spam infinite cards to eventually lead up to a single bit at the end can get a bit old.

[@Celestia282]

At least you still won off the laugh.

[@nellewoodruff6337]

Dueltaining with a pend deck is fun, but the irony of not pend summoning with it is even funnier

[@manjackson2772]

I was really expecting sparks in hand for the laugh-LP double win combo. But what you did worked

[@LordEgilYGO]

God, I hate myself for how badly I fucked up my run, and how I settled for such a shitty turn of the joke. At least chat absolutely loved it, I tried my best, but I truly only had the idea one day before the thread went up, Wolt gave me the idea to add Pyramid Turtle moving, and I had a grand total of 24 hours before the stream to make that work. In testing I could do the full joke, but nerves and the pressure of being the last performance got to me.

[@GrieveIV]

It was rad👍🏻 I laughed

[@uberlord983]

Ok, so crazy-ass question: I have some Dueltaining deck ideas of my own, but zero means to make them into actual decks myself, nor do I trust myself to pilot them correctly into the intended punchline. Is there some place I could DM you these deck ideas, so someone with the means to make these ideas into decks could do so?

[@GrieveIV]

@@uberlord983 there’s probably a place in the mbt discord that’d be good for that

[@seanh2785]

Great recovery, honestly! I hope I get to see you go full combo at some point in the future!

[@LordEgilYGO]

@@seanh2785 full combo was nothing special, I was gonna use Shinonome to search Vaylantz Wars, get a field spell and Senet Switch, make AFD, set the Vaylants field spell, pop to get Kingolem, special out Pyramid Turtle, activate Senet Switch, and then if the stars aligned, ritual summon Demise or Ruin.

[@Fluffal_Enthusiast]

In Yu-Gi-Oh Civilization, nobody combos for the endboard. Its safer to play under Nib then risk your setup for one negate more.

[@JzanderN]

My mind's translating this to a civilisation which keeps its activity restricted under fear that a giant looming meteor would crash down on them if they extend too much.

[@Fluffal_Enthusiast]

@@JzanderN that would make for a great plot

[@n.chabot1217]

@@JzanderN Literally the plot of Gurren Lagann

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@n.chabot1217 Yu-Gi-Oh does encapsulate spiral energy pretty well

[@Evil_Florida]

I am gonna be very surprised and disappointed if someone doesn't try that Blowjob FTK with a fitting substitute pendulum card

[@HeavyXY]

Bro is a prophet

[@lobsterbisque333]

A different title for this series could just be YOU-gi-oh

[@tvftw1]

Damn, I wish the 7800 damage for the laugh had been the goal all along

[@TheEmilyba]

@@tvftw1 I’m not that skilled 😅

[@firepuppies4086]

​@@TheEmilybano no, it was. Right? Hint hint

[@melancholysixtynine420]

​@@TheEmilybaYou should have played sparks

[@TheEmilyba]

@@melancholysixtynine420 sadly I can’t guarantee drawing the whole deck to find Sparks and asking for a re-do at the end of a 5+ min combo because I didn’t find the card probably wasn’t the play sadly

[@melancholysixtynine420]

@@TheEmilyba don't worry, everybody gets 5000 retries

[@Lysvsyl]

I feel like MBT needs to ban himself from using the words "you" for an episode. His brain is rotting at record levels.

[@Damnic_]

I'm an Emilyba stan

[@TheEmilyba]

I prefer Emily burning abyss myself

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

@@TheEmilybaphilistines, I’m all about that @TheEmilyba

[@beansoflife596]

0:13 BLOOD NOR

[@NoelYoshi]

Dueltaining is my favorite series, because people come up with the most cracked shit. But lowkey this series needs a banlist to mix it up a lil

[@gunneracw.9492]

Probably some kind of banlist would be good, but most of the YOU cards are useful to stop people from having to do more redoes than they already do.

[@XandiG]

Tbf, Superheavy was banned this week.

[@LordEgilYGO]

Wakaushi was banned for this episode, actually.

[@Lysvsyl]

Yeah, half of every episode recently has been "30 hour combo with broken engine to end on a pun/meme".

[@XandiG]

@@Lysvsyl I think ending on a pun or meme is generally the point of the show tho, right? Like, Game 2 didn’t and it was the least interesting game of the set, no offense to the duelist.

[@nightwish7074]

I have a great idea for a Dueltaining deck but I do not have the brain cells to build it, can one of the brain geniuses in the comment section please make it a reality. Joseph don't read this The endboard is Symphonic Warrior Miccs next to Performapal Duelist Extraordinaire and a Linguriboh in the rightmost MMZ with Dueltaining in the backrow and Live Twin Channel in the field zone. It's literally just a portrait of Joseph streaming Dueltaining. Bonus points if you can buff Extraordinaire and pop it on Joseph's turn with Overworked

[@inanimate6933]

Aside from putting dueltaining into a normal s/t zone, it all sounds extremely doable ngl, my question is how do you expect me to put dueltaining, a field spell into a main s/t zone? I know I have not made any appearances on this show because both a, schedule conflict, and b I’m broke and don’t really play master duel so I don’t have a lot of the cards required to pull off some strategies I’ve done on edopro. I’m sure some of the other people who made an appearance like EmilyBa and LordEgil can confirm I have cooked up some of the most stupid and heinous decks with dumb end boards before

[@DuskoftheTwilight]

@@inanimate6933 He either misread Dueltaining as being a continuous spell, or just considers the Field Spell Zone to be part of the backrow, since it still gets hit by things like Harpy's Feather Duster etc.

[@nightwish7074]

@@DuskoftheTwilight Yeah, misread Dueltaining as a continuous 😭My bad. Still though, same concept. I guess you could either do Dueltaining or Live Twin Channel, whichever's easier. I'd assume Channel since it's searchable with Live Twin stuff

[@BentZucchini]

I like that idea. I cooked up a deck that does everything you said including popping Extraordinaire with Overworked. Since Dueltaining is a field spell, what I did was activate it and then destroy it to search Live Twin Channel via AFD. I can submit to dueltaining next week and will give you credit for the idea if you are ok with that. It's a 1-card combo so its pretty consistent and not too bad.

[@nightwish7074]

@@BentZucchini You are doing the work of our Lord and Savior, Crystron Halqifibrax 🙏

[@Rudepetsclub]

I’m glad he brought back the “ave’ a little giggle”it was definitely the best version of the bit

[@JzanderN]

Man, if I was better at Yu-Gi-Oh and deck building, this episode would inspire me to make a deck that summons Ancient Fairy Dragon over and over and over again. The same one if possible. Keep returning it to the Extra to summon it out again as many times as I can. I'm not sure if MBT would laugh but it would amuse me!

[@TheEmilyba]

This is a pretty funny idea tbh it’s probably pretty doable too considering how easy afd is to access

[@USELESSDCK]

Probably needs some draw the whole dck while keeping desynchro and cards that recycle it in hand, that way you can AFD back-to-back

[@JzanderN]

@@TheEmilyba Being a vanilla synchro definitely helps, but I'm somewhat out of the loop when it comes to modern Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I wouldn't know where to start with building a such deck.

[@tyquil825]

Honestly, I was really hoping someone would play pure Superheavy just because of what he said last time

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

what did he said?

[@Quicksilvir]

​@@ianr.navahuber2195Talked about banning Wakaushi due to it being used for sooooo many setups.

[@tyquil825]

@@ianr.navahuber2195 “Next time, the superheavy engine isn’t allowed” or smth similar

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

​@@ianr.navahuber2195 that they temp banned Wakushi

[@terririnella4032]

who here was old enough (to remember this card) and hoping that during the first duel, it wasn't a mistake and they intended to finish the duel with a perfect Sparks spell card burn?

[@technodragon990]

Yeah I was really hoping they'd end on sparks

[@SivillyHoshi]

I love the unintelligible intros. He HAS to film one of these drunk

[@murpl1462]

My little sister overheard the intro to this video and asked me “why are you watching a video of someone burping?”

[@PhantomThiefXI]

3:55 hawk

[@Jaddas]

There is no way the "valorant e-boys" are a meme outside of the tactical shooter scene aswell... Our reputation will never recover...

[@Purin1023]

Literally the only thing I know about Valorant is that it's full of e-daters

[@star14604]

The first one ending with sparks would have went crazy

[@eIIedritch]

i accidentally stumbled onto the tenpai dino brew like the day they got added to edo it's actually kind of insane

[@__-be1gk]

I watched both parkour movies after this video

[@austinck7681]

im glad he said Emilyba name right after he was held hostage

[@TheEmilyba]

If only chat could figure it out

[@Turtle-p8d]

FAKE FAN ITS A ONE BLOCK VERTICAL FOR THE BEEF HOW COULD YOU JOSEPH

[@crimsecretxd-ex9fb]

Didnt expect a parkour Minecraft civilization joke

[@someperson46]

The slinger ending would’ve been even funnier if she ended it with sparks

[@jackbradley6720]

MBT has literally done a dinowrestler ten minute testing and claiming he’s never seen Parkourio🙄

[@BehemothShadow]

Waiting for the day we get a Flying Fortress Skyfire

[@noskillrequired9532]

Okay so I just found out that doodle doo is a thunder monster

[@demidemonym]

the funniest thing about 6:40 is that if there was another 10 floating around a gustav could have finished it too

[@saedimic]

So, i learned that MBT is also a shoe brand. I dunno.

[@SephG616]

that Dino Tempai deck is sick.

[@ObsoletePerson]

Why did anyone bother with the Doodle-Do and Battle Ox when the turkey and Ghost Beef Pendulums are RIGHT THERE?

[@Bob12649]

Doodle doo is more obviously a chicken ghost beef is beef

[@benallmon5613]

GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENERRRR

[@exocolt15]

2:31 ok boomer

[@PedroCastro-vn8qg]

Cool shirt, blood donors are the real soldiers.

[@michel0dy]

Everytime someone starts with Magikey I know I can never guess where it's going. This engine just does anything I guess.

[@moistwindow6094]

I cant wait for the dueltaining ban list

[@mcfluffikinz7365]

Ngl that wattcobra line was pretty sweet

[@patrickmaloney5818]

Billions must be sent to the GY

[@crimsecretxd-ex9fb]

Didn’t expect a Minecraft parkour civilization joke

[@winter9348]

I'm glad I never have to sit through these combos on stream

[@seanh2785]

Amazing games, great job to all the duelists and deck builders!!

[@nomnom-]

12:25 DASHIE REFERENCE!?

[@danteallstar826]

Side note: every ad I've gotten on this video has happened when MBT started speaking and a political ad started playing all starting with "Donald Trump...." lol

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

I watched like the first 2 minutes of Parkour Civilization Season 1 for context I'm ready

[@Justcallmeaqua420]

EXCUSE ME, there ain't no way that is the salamangreat endboard

[@laffodile1636]

How did nobody else point out that the nibiru combo ended on a token white

[@WillowBoyer]

I was fastforawrding through the intro and got to like 0:16 and thought I had a stroke

[@mesiagamer5217]

That 'you laughed.' Made me laugh.

[@dudebladeX]

I will say, this was a really good week. Wakaushi-less Dueltaining is a good idea. I wanna see how creative MBT's chat can really be without it. If anything, I was just expecting someone to come in with Wakaushi-less SHS and still somehow end up on an unfair endboard. It just seems like something that the MBT chat would do. EDIT: I just realized why I can fall asleep listening to Dueltaining… _It’s white noise._

[@melissamiranti4858]

Burning Skull Gang uses the Diablo font. Love it.

[@o7_AP]

When I got to Pyramid turtle and Armageddon I was expecting something like with the Illuminati or aliens building the pyramids

[@harmonizing_spellian]

IIRC the whole symphonic package (including the Djj and stuff) have been playable in some of the crazier MD Zefra builds.

[@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686]

Peak Brain rot meets Minecraft brainrot

[@nightphoenixv]

Nice justin beiber beauty and the beat refence

[@aaronabbey2604]

Missed opportunity to use the triamid archetype for the activated pyramid duel.

[@YashaSkaven]

Literally never watched this Minecraft thing so it just reads like twitter humor ngl

[@creamreviews1607]

Every "You" in the "Youniverse"

[@metalmariomega]

Yep, it's not Salamangreat without a massive friggin' token.

[@nickel-bolas951]

the crazy crib swap mtg reference

[@TURBO1000YuGiOh]

Nibiru token, the ultimate boss monster

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

5:05 THE DUELTAINER 5:57 Performapal Extra Slinger shoots and.... Misses.... or did he? 17:51 I don't get the beef or chicken joke 22:19 so the miss was a genuine accident?

[@DuskoftheTwilight]

For the Beef or Chicken joke: A minecraft KZbinr named Evbo created an elaborate video series called Parkour Civilization, depicting a society of minecraft players where your ability to parkour determines everything. One of the first things that happens is that he, as a "parkour noob" is given the option to make one of two jumps, he can make a 1 block jump and get a piece of chicken, or a one block vertical jump to get a piece of beef. The series was posted a while ago but recently became a bit of a meme, with that choice at the start in particular being referenced a bunch.

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef

[@tuvillo]

Royal Magic Library is the Original YOU

[@Superson1c5]

I have an idea for a deck but am too small brained to make it into a functional list. the idea is to use a ritual/pendulum engine to summon out all the level 4 paladin of X dragon rituals and majester paladin the ascending dracoslayer then proceed to either summon out their listed targets or overlay them all for something idk. for paladin of storm dragon summoning segmental dragon would be the target even though to get it's effect it needs to be normalled but the other paladin rituals summon dragons so it fits. majester could be used for aiding with the ritual costs with it's summon from the extra effect but like i said i am smol brain and can't put this list together myself.

[@Prismadoll]

13:49 💀

[@dhalsam]

2:42 unfortunately yes

[@toadstooltadd3843]

The dueltainerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@WhoIsSirChasm]

I have no knowledge of the "parkour civilization" bit, so I thought the joke would be some Ghost Beef/Mild Turkey bullshit.

[@LexSchilperoord]

Had to look up what the parkour thing was about, wish the video explained the joke even just a little bit

[@leonneubert9372]

Damn first duelist was a letdown, i was so expecting it beeing calculated and him having "sparks for game"

[@LordBeau]

Her*

[@leonneubert9372]

@@LordBeau my bad 😂

[@MrPikminmaster]

11:20 I literally was about to comment how you were really on point this video when I heard you said this 💀 I am the girl in Valorant lobby it works on.

[@andrescordero8308]

dueltaining should be done using a pendulum deck in honor to Yuya.

[@FizzleIsGaming]

18:19 did the opponent jump for the beef and fail thus death concede? nice extra layer if so.

[@Gamemaster13000]

In the first duel, you can tell MBT was laughing because it reminded him of the Trump jokes have done before on this show.

[@Anony-mist]

It doesn't really feel like dueltaining without wakaushi. Bring back wakaushi.

[@amorphousprimordia]

I thought of the perfect Dueltaining strategy but don't know how to execute it: Resolve all 5 effects of the field spell "Dueltaining" I'm sure it's possible with all these crazy "do everything" decks, but I have no idea how. If anyone does this please credit me for my idea!!

[@albinobananna7908]

Dueltaining but theres a banlist

[@wyrahat]

someone should really use the suppression pluto in some way

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

11:19 mbt hit puberty ?!

[@deityofdespair3113]

I'm not online enough to understand any of these references.

[@Rahochusosu]

I like how dueltaining decks are consistently being inspired by the deranged content of twitter freax

[@barianbakura2116]

My favourite thing about these is how the intro gets more incomprehensible every time 😂😂

[@nsiderultimaseth]

Can someone explain the "billions must battle" bit that keeps getting referenced? I do not understand.

[@waffledoctor87]

"Billions must die" is a quote often attributed to a character who, in what essentially amounts to the newest iteration of rage comics, is named "Chud-jak". "Tenpai Dragon Chundra" is often shortened to "Chundra" or "Chud-dra", and from there it's full circle.

[@nsiderultimaseth]

@waffledoctor87 Thank you Dr. Waffle.

[@enlongjones2394]

Wouldn’t Risebell indeed be pronounced “Rise Bell”? His name is a pun. His effect increases levels (“Rise Level”), and his sister Saambell works with cards of the “same level”

[@Holothewolfx]

Watching him non-stop complain about "YOU" or his opponent playing "fair cards" is really funny while he is playing Tenpia.

[@fernan-dog3533]

What does he mean everytime he says "AFT"?

[@eu4um]

Maybe it's because I'm bot terminally online, but I did not get the Parkourio joke

[@mattbaltimore7195]

Wait, Dinowrestlers is an archetype???? That truly exists????? 😲😲😲😲😅😅😅😅😅

[@Bob12649]

Yes

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

Im sorry you're running Watts with Tenpai? Watt?

[@-CrankyBoy-]

Welcome back to another episode of bldlvldvldpclc

[@rosequartz225]

DUELTAINERRRRRRRR

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

🍗or🥩?

[@Yazoon_S]

I give you za shicken

[@Khazuki_]

I just found out his name is *actually* Joseph Rothschild. I thought it was a bit.

[@Bob12649]

It’s a coincidence he’s not actually related to the Rothschild sit just happens to be his last name

[@FafliXx]

At some point I feel like MBT should turn into a hater and play a singular Droll and/or Shifter. But not use them right away. Wait until half the combo is over and then use them.

[@CrazyWizza]

I need my steak, well bussy

[@artenitalewis1541]

No cream on the side? C'mon

[@Frogthejam1]

What even is a YOU card 😭