William Montgomery standup 5/24/15: Before they were stars

[@loquaciousjd]

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[@ftfygug8729]

Ahhahahahahahhahaha man he’s a beasttttttyt🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂

[@purplecitygrow2233]

does that book mention reading off notes .... 10 years into your comedy career?

[@DefrostedNeanderthal]

I firmly believe the William Montgomery we see on Kill Tony, killed this handsome young aspiring comedian and took over his identity and jokes.

[@Lamedvavnik]

That’s why they call him the Memphis strangler

[@michaelkane2120]

Can’t believe how many jokes he’s recycled! I know this was ages ago but damn. Feels like I heard these yesterday. Guess that’s KZbin for ya 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Ssyphoned]

@@michaelkane2120 it’s called a bit. Comedians aren’t just stream of consciousness bullshitters. They’re writers

[@Robert-lq6uf]

Before Kill Tony he was fat and sloppy.

[@vincebay1798]

@@Ssyphoned dude shut up trying to explain the phycology

[@realsteezystevie]

I AINT EVA GONNA STOP WATCHING WILLIAM MONTGOMERY

[@CoinSlotKitty]

So sad to see what raisin bread does to a person

[@revefamilyvideos3018]

Not even once

[@randyreynolds6508]

Hahahaha

[@jburche2]

This comment is underrated

[@zzbacardizz]

he's aged 10 years in only 5 years

[@andthereisntone3454]

And he still can't remember his own jokes.

[@cghoward70]

He looks 25 years older than this now.

[@thatnthese7653]

lmao, I would say 20 years

[@devinjames9168]

Redban will do that to you

[@revefamilyvideos3018]

It’s da god damn raisin bread and unregistered weapons

[@kylegeee]

it's almost insane to even imagine that the big red machine could have ever been a young man.

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

he still is a young man today tho

[@jxsn8230]

this wasnt that long ago lol

[@MK3SupraSteve]

WTF DOES THIS MEAN

[@kylegeee]

You guys William will always be the bearded man that has multiple weapons in the back of his car that murders people. He was never a child. He has always been William Montgomery as we know him. He is not from this realm.

[@Therunningfree2113]

Crazier that he seems old and it's only 8 years ago. Flock you time.

[@Notchilldude]

“This my impression of the black little mermaid” so ahead of his time. So uncancelable

[@Krossd1]

7 Years later he's still reading his jokes off a notepad LOL

[@googleedood9721]

the SAME joke, mind you 🤣

[@pimpchimp2449]

@@googleedood9721 YOU WANT THINGAMABOBS?? I GOT 20!!

[@googleedood9721]

@@pimpchimp2449 😂

[@MK3SupraSteve]

What's that's supposed to mean?!?!

[@theblakeadam]

He’s trying to establish that William isn’t funny or ostensibly isn’t smart because he needs tools to do his job. Ostensibly means your mom is a f@t 4ucking wh43e if you had to google it.

[@davincidribbler7427]

His reaction to his jokes is as if somebody else wrote them and he is dared to say them on stage.

[@MontTheBeatMaker]

thats so spot-on lol

[@ferdsan9025]

Cause technically someone else did write them, William wrote them but I think he sits there and does it with a few different versions of himself collaborating in his head.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

“It’s a good joke” - Classic William

[@cghoward70]

He traded half his life expectancy for the chance to be a Kill Tony regular.

[@benjaminwelch607]

Worth it, the people he's met and performed for and opened for. Hells ya.

[@RyanHerronIam]

Who wouldn’t

[@cghoward70]

@@RyanHerronIam Cocaine is a helluva drug…not that that’s all he was hooked on 😂

[@DaKooter69]

“nO sErIoUsLy, wHo sAiD tHaT”

[@MrInvader111]

holy shit his best jokes from all kill tonys are in this one standup!!! He just got way better at performing.

[@zacwhite3539]

its crazy, he's still making the same jokes a decade later.... and now there actually is a black little mermaid.

[@ferdsan9025]

Da Lil Mermade

[@robertfrost8264]

Damn Bill's been working on *Tha Code Breaka'* for almost half a decade now.

[@McShag420]

ROOOD BOOOOOIIII

[@CRASHDDZ]

It seems he's been working on them all! I love it. We're getting the remixes on KT. I love that too lol...

[@edwardjoseph8007]

The evolution of the "I GOT 20 YOU GOT 40!!!" is really cool to see here. What is this, Saigon?

[@keithmicomonaco4693]

mannnn it's wild to see the seeds of his character today. He was next level even then

[@andrewk612]

I HAVE TURTLE DYSMORPHIA

[@ckcochran4325]

Warp stabilization is truly a wonder of science. It looks like he’s wobbling through time.

[@braindamage213]

yes

[@ThomSonnyYeah]

Goes to show how much work goes into the performance.

[@epik89]

Bro aged 20 years in 6 years

[@tatel928]

That one lady’s laugh made this even more funny haha could hear her the whole time

[@John-oz5gj]

So he didn't really write any new 1 min sets. He's had these banked for 6 years.

[@joeyg29jgjg]

You know what they say lmao, "don't meet your heros." Hahahaha

[@LoneWolfDion]

duh

[@TK-ui2th]

hans wiggled his way into being a regular using 5 minutes of his best material and has sucked ever since.. at least william is still entertaining

[@TonerLow]

I like how he still screams at himself for fucking up jokes haha

[@hatsaok8153]

He aint never gona stop gently holding the mic

[@vixen.vangogh]

😂

[@vixen.vangogh]

I'm bingeing William Montgomery videos and can't stop thinking about this comment. It makes everything so much funnier.

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

William is a fucking genius.

[@kahwigulum]

weird how he wrote all those new minutes and then travelled back in time to try them out

[@mattjones6323]

Sheesh

[@scorps192]

Sheesh kebab

[@GriseldaxDOOM]

Made me sound like I’m actually crying from how hard I’m laughing at my desk at work 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrrockets32]

Can you name drop the best songs

[@BahnYahd]

He’s perfected his scream

[@michaelkane2120]

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA BEEN LOOKING FOR BABY FACED WILLIAM FOREVER

[@BrundzOG]

The Big Red Machine! Goddam, commenting to be a part of History.

[@NicholsBlauner]

one of the more consistent threads between this and the current memphis strangler is the confidence. He knows how smart his jokes are

[@RyanHerronIam]

I can honestly say that I’ve only loved two men in my life. Jesus and Mother Fucking William Montgomery Yo !!!

[@spraymie]

He ain’t EVER gonna stop.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Holy shit he's changed a bit

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

if by changed a bit you mean stopped shaving then yeah it sure seems like it but i dont see what else is different

[@jeremymontasser6182]

Hair gone and face aged a lot. I blame the heavy coke/alcohol abuse

[@hdward100]

Hasn't changed his bits tho

[@yajj]

@@jeremymontasser6182Yeah no.? You’re blind, he literally just shaved his head in a dumb way and grew a beard to give in to his bit.

[@Bandstand]

Cool video and all but what does this mean for Aphex Twins legacy?

[@TimWing23]

Back then he was like a combination of Blake and Anders from Workaholics.

[@collins_9315]

that black little mermaid joke makes more sense today haha

[@jaredsage8854]

Perfectly accurate impression 7 years early too!

[@MOONFACEFLOW]

He has the same cadence…it’s amazing😊

[@jasonyoung22]

Glad to find this. Enjoyed the video of his old standup.

[@vincebay1798]

By FAR his best set

[@rcnewman51.]

You clearly haven’t seen his fortune cookies then😂

[@vincebay1798]

@@rcnewman51. don’t fuck this up! I’m trying to have fun today it’s my Wednesday!

[@lucasschick8423]

He predicted the black little mermaid…

[@aesopbricktop]

AYOOOOOOOOOO

[@jackbrown3270]

I LOVE THIS MAN!!! 10/10

[@TheScottGillies]

Awesome to see his old stuff!!

[@diji5071]

Dee CODE BREAKA!

[@hockstaa530]

"impression of black little mormaid" man is prophetic

[@LivingBreathing]

I love william and Im getting a lot of galifianakis live at the purple onion vibes from this set lol

[@dustypidgeon]

This is great! Thanks for uploading

[@MrBob1125]

That McDonald’s joke was hilarious

[@V8chump]

….. was it? Usually like William but… was it?

[@corinkirkland]

I’m flabbergasted! I just can’t believe that’s The Man

[@JamesACaswell]

"... And here he comes with a brand new minute every week, let's give it up for..." I frickin love William Montgomery anyways, just pointing it out. He brought me out of a deep depression.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

Imagine thinking a man in the internet changed your life and cured depression, harden up you weak clown..

[@JamesACaswell]

@@stephaniecoomey2356 thanks Stephanie, you know people who appear on the Internet also appear in real life? It's crazy. Don't be such a wretched hag.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@JamesACaswell stfu bro go back to reddit and post about your depression you weird clown

[@JamesACaswell]

@@stephaniecoomey2356 somebody's hurting. Sorry you're so down buddy. Hope you feel better.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@JamesACaswell and i hope you feel true pain soon you rword

[@nonamelatte]

I swear I can hear Tony, Redban, and William’s parents laughing in this video hahaha

[@milksteak4271]

i love that this video comes with built in drunk vision. Really makes me feel like i'm there.

[@Nickdaily]

Dracula jokes were tight William . 👌 do this on kill tony

[@blackbluestudio6338]

Just raw. Like a newly circumcised Willy. He never new the heights he may reach.

[@ugp4life779]

I can't tell if these jokes were funnier on kill tony or 8yrs previous in nowhere stand up the guy is a genius

[@bestbeforeapparel]

I'm NeVeR GoNnA StOp telling these jokes!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ocypus1508]

Woaw, this dude looks like Aphex Twin

[@RussellStonerComedy]

This is who I want my grandkids to be when I grow up.

[@matthewhiggs4805]

Took me a while but I understood eventually

[@RussellStonerComedy]

@@matthewhiggs4805 Lol yeah good bro. Understand well.

[@HILLHOUND.]

His helicopter laugh that he doesn't do anymore.. 😭😭😭

[@jerrymorganjr]

Him getting mad at himself saves the joke from bombing.

[@rustyshackleford4942]

He is in fact a star in 2024!!!!!!!

[@stewpis]

its only been 7 years wow what a big change

[@CalvinHikes]

The medium red machine

[@Jamesim82]

"I'm not a real big fan of hallucinogens, but I love how acid makes Evanescence sound. It's a lot better."

[@solo4889]

William predicated the black little mermaid, the dude is fucking psychic

[@thewise_1one856]

Dude inclusiveness has been going on since before 2015, it was obvious to the one paying attention that Hollywood was gonna do that shit😂

[@knightofAK]

Daaaamn! The years have been ROUGH to the Strangler! Yiiikes!

[@slimlokz559]

Dude he looks so different without the beard! Yooo

[@keving5711]

Black Lil mermaid joke 7 years before its topical what a legend

[@randall7853]

His look matches his act way better these days lol

[@joshuaG_Sea]

It’s amazing to see how far William has come. He’s awesome

[@ric3p0]

damn the pink foot led to the hammer toe....its a real nightmare

[@treyhughes6607]

He’s literally done all of these jokes on Kill Tony that’s hilarious 😂

[@ob2110]

Ok the ‘I try to steer clear of Malaysian jokes’ is so fucking funny

[@jeffjenteschendorf1484]

The diverticulitis has taken it's toll.

[@seed2507]

The lining of his small bowel is inflamed?

[@drunkwizard]

The sleeping in his mom's bed joke 😆

[@Eagleeyekiller]

It's amazing, the camera man was able to capture the perspective of everyone that night. FUcked up, moving, and a bit in and out of focus.

[@tophercortez7786]

This cameraman got me on an 1/8 mushrooms bruh

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

he looks like rick rubin now

[@jayroller7054]

Before the pot belly!

[@christinasolus9155]

This was hilarious I would love to see him live and see more of his contents. I wonder what more can this guy come up with.

[@Tre-ui9yy]

bro this is so funny omg first minute is ridiculous

[@7even871]

Whoa! Not surprised William has always been funny. The McDonald's bit 😂 This is a dope share.

[@chris-chentrice2019]

He is literally the same🤣 “Is this Boosie, or steely Dan?”

[@lenselifevlog4221]

Woah William looked way healthier here.

[@diji5071]

Yeah he has turtle dysmorphia now.

[@In_Case_Im_Fake]

@@diji5071 and pink foot

[@7hundredd840]

Never was the same since diagnosed with cough

[@devinjames9168]

It’s the raisin bread

[@bcccl569]

@@In_Case_Im_Fake and lupus. very sad

[@Bandstand]

Kinda looks like the old bass player in Mac Demarcos band

[@seven3oh]

I honestly think this is his best set ever

[@8thlvlMage]

You could tell he had a lot riding on that one.

[@WheelLoveTV]

Im up here having the set of my life right now biiiiccchh!! 😂

[@whisker.biscuit8149]

Thanks for this

[@Daveyjokes]

The red visor goes HARD

[@psychonautics_420]

It’s like he lost his mind through the years idk who the fuck this is. This isn’t kill Tony’s William. This is Bobby Hill.

[@rocco7649]

"who said that, no seriously who f#ckin said that?"

[@christopherbanks132]

He’s a genius 😂

[@Thecenteroftime]

Is it weird that I think this is better than what he does on kill tony

[@nosferatu2]

Yeah, only because it’s 10 minutes instead of 1

[@jefferson9428]

I can not believe he’s been doing the same bit/bits for 10 fucking years, it’s so funny once you realize what he’s doing.

[@BlazRa]

So William's mom just goes to the grocery store saying hello to everyone she sees? That's a nightmare😂

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Feel like he has some Zach Galifanakis in his stand up.

[@rileygally2967]

8 years later he still hasn’t memorized these exact same jokes 😂

[@b00k0f31i]

I feel like i'm on mushrooms while watching this video.

[@joemorgenstern9846]

The camera took 2 grams before shooting.

[@everythinghaschanged42]

It’s so weird being able to hear how different everyone’s laugh is in this video

[@tylerwhitlock7981]

this could quite possibly be the trippiest filming I've seen, is the back ground floating on strings?

[@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442]

its shitty image stabalisatio n