Bro, the one that makes you taller can have such potential you can freak people out when they realise you entered the store small and see you in 10 min bigger than them.
@alcontrols5794 жыл бұрын
@@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 Aaa wtf..
@alcontrols5794 жыл бұрын
@RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! You are a bot arent you??
@vicjaxon44744 жыл бұрын
@@alcontrols579 yup shes on every comment
@mr.shepherdspie79584 жыл бұрын
Yoo, I need that!
@colemannelson53924 жыл бұрын
Especially the big pants, I just want to see the big pants
@puginator16124 жыл бұрын
The stilts and the machine that makes men obese at the same time just imagine intimidation and people feel sory for you
@verdatum4 жыл бұрын
What you are describing sounds very much like the metamorphosis scene in the music video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, "Fat".
@pewpewpandas92034 жыл бұрын
Osman, I choose you! Use E X P A N D!
@BrettAbaurrea4 жыл бұрын
Why is this such a good idea
@DoctorNemmo4 жыл бұрын
I feel that the stilts can make you taller, but they can make other people taller, which can paradoxically turn into an arms race
@dahkohtaah3 жыл бұрын
Tall pants and pregnancy cosplay are easily the greatest inventions ever thought up by man
@personman87343 жыл бұрын
Better yet have folding pants that compensate for your FEEBLE PATHETICALLY short legs by folding into the pants and unfolding when you use your stilts so you always have long enough pants.
@appalachiabrauchfrau3 жыл бұрын
@@personman8734 those are called zip-off pants, they exist already, sorry man.
@Moose5533 жыл бұрын
If you combined the suddenly inflating stomach with the suddenly growing legs you'd be the peak of humanity
@mindlessfun48042 жыл бұрын
Darn it - Project Pidgeon really was real in post WW2 - and insane.
@FriskyD.2 жыл бұрын
I honestly prefer the toaster
@StorKejsaren4 жыл бұрын
The auto elevating stilts sounds like a fun build, do that one and bring the inventor on the show while you build it :)
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq4 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be the most fun idea to test because if they make a second one, you could pitch two against each other and just keep going higher till it can't anymore.
@cyril41984 жыл бұрын
Yes yes be the tallest man alive that can't walk past doors cuz doors are solid and you just elevate and elevate even if you ducked. You have became "not small" but at what cost.
@blankblank99044 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie; this is such a good invention idea, its kinda to elevated for this channel(u see what i did there?)
@itstimetime56934 жыл бұрын
yes
@Dvxtvr4 жыл бұрын
silence short person
@mattzxo4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the toilet roller coaster, elevating stilts and pregnancy thing needs to happen
@corytaylor35784 жыл бұрын
100% agree with those 3 choices
@twingo65944 жыл бұрын
10000%
@daydream50454 жыл бұрын
I just wanna see William on the Gimbal-toilet! If not 4 me do it 4 germoney!
@shagster57124 жыл бұрын
リ乇丂
@taelend53014 жыл бұрын
agreed. best ones
@just.tiramisu4 жыл бұрын
“Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.” -Michael Reeves
@rebootedroboted81714 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@mrsleepysheeep4 жыл бұрын
i mean this guy and michael lived together for years they are the same😂
@Iamthehughjanus4 жыл бұрын
my new shirt design.............................
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
The only reason he wasn't in this video is because he would just say no to everything.
@mr.shepherdspie79584 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@wyldcherrybomb3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love the stilt that makes you slightly taller than your victim idea
@therealspeedwagon14513 жыл бұрын
I’m just going to use it as a literal high horse
@Iluvpie63 жыл бұрын
“Victim”
@EliteNK2 жыл бұрын
"contestent"
@storming6542 жыл бұрын
Slightly taller than your what?
@Pihsrosnec2 жыл бұрын
problem: if someone is very tall and you're standing in a doorway you get slammed into the top of the doorway
@GoldenBoy6614 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I have peaked as a human being" Cheese was amazing.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
I want to go with his idea just because he seems cool.
@uhadme4 жыл бұрын
They closed the patent office in 1800s claiming "everything has been invented"
@musthavemustache94663 жыл бұрын
jusa n kidfinhguio08]0p[9
@Harpy-with-Legs4 жыл бұрын
“What about a version that makes people shorter?” Uh that already exists Will, It’s called a saw.
@gregmaharrey3574 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's the totally-not-a-taser camera ..Taser.. -michael reeves
@fuwabeijing084 жыл бұрын
No I find guns more effective, and Automated Target Recognition and Tracking Balistic rocket missile pretty good too
@0101-r3r4 жыл бұрын
Ngl only 3 days in beyond light and I have ptsd
@hersheyhunter34944 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mikerodriguez4374 жыл бұрын
Oooooo
@blucardboardbox4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like this. I don’t think we should allow short people to think that they’re equal”
@ciarankeirle-singer10364 жыл бұрын
based
@SiegZeon-d5x4 жыл бұрын
As a tall person i can agree, dont allow short people think they are equal.
@eepersa40554 жыл бұрын
RIP Michael
@hanbieryu83904 жыл бұрын
"I am very short." _que intro_
@bobsross93754 жыл бұрын
Will needs to make the stilts in order to combat Michael’s taser camera
@TheDro3 жыл бұрын
I can't usually sit through animated videos like these but this was great!
@jaydencrews71283 жыл бұрын
Why does a week old comment from a verified channel have 7 likes?
@guma44573 жыл бұрын
@@jaydencrews7128 because it sucks
@JacksonRell3 жыл бұрын
@@guma4457 appreciate the honesty, buddy.
@lykeprice92393 жыл бұрын
@@guma4457 yeah you’re keeping it real, kudos
@smartaleckduck41353 жыл бұрын
Literally feels like Internet Historian
@AbsolXGuardian4 жыл бұрын
7:43 Now it makes sense why he took so long. Any proper -inator needs a backstory tied to the creator's trauma.
@isbpbmugb2ygaglzigv5zxmgcm924 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@richtigmann13 жыл бұрын
Yes
@luichinplaystation6102 жыл бұрын
He even mentioned my sexuality what a gentlemen
@xperimentsallday52902 жыл бұрын
@@luichinplaystation610 out of the 73 gender identities lol
@40watt532 жыл бұрын
@@xperimentsallday5290 bro shut up
@edroia41234 жыл бұрын
Extendo legs has a major problem. If you meet someone who also has them. You will just extend into the stratosphere
@anonymousarmadillo65893 жыл бұрын
_SpaceX wants to know your location_
@bigpoggers65073 жыл бұрын
And how is that a problem? It's merely a challenge to who can hold their breath the longest.
@cheshirecynic30613 жыл бұрын
I feel like that has already been done by a couple of cartoons... Angry Beavers and Ed, Edd, & Eddy both did that one, if I remember correctly.
@riccardo99533 жыл бұрын
Just cut the other person’s legs off and attach them under yours to be TALLER.
@kimgkomg2 жыл бұрын
Whoever falls first loses
@infamoushacker4chan8834 жыл бұрын
I aspire to have the confidence Cheese did when presenting his visuals.
@ClintWKennedy4 жыл бұрын
Build the chz belly for sure!
@aaredx3 жыл бұрын
i really want that pneumatic hight adjuster. like someone says "ah man you're so short!" and it just rises you up to be exactly 3 inches taller than them.
@dinobanan32114 жыл бұрын
The banshee bot seemed perfect for Michael Reeves` channel.
@joemcalister71054 жыл бұрын
He's already done it was a roomba right? Or does it just swear loads, I've forgotten
@hersheyhunter34944 жыл бұрын
Your right
@Kamison14 жыл бұрын
@@joemcalister7105 He did, but it needs more tazer. He should revisit
@joemcalister71054 жыл бұрын
@@steeveedragoon Hahah true
@ZFG14674 жыл бұрын
I want him to do the vibe check gun
@Softwilly4 жыл бұрын
i had my recording of shark tank sitting ready to be edited for a month now thinking nobody would do it. gg's
@enabledgolem09974 жыл бұрын
pls post it
@SpaghettDev4 жыл бұрын
Yoo it's him
@Erik_coolman4 жыл бұрын
O
@KidneysHurt4 жыл бұрын
Daddy Willy please notice me uwu
@colinmcmasters58194 жыл бұрын
Will changed the title just for you, so we better f****** see the video soon.
@glasspomegranate4 жыл бұрын
I want the pregnancy one to be real solely because I want to see people’s reactions to it inflating in public.
@lancearmstring50124 жыл бұрын
Especially if William wore it on a bus lmao
@CoreySenderson4 жыл бұрын
you would need a huge shirt
@afwaller4 жыл бұрын
Inflating pregnancy belly is honestly more of a vlogcreations thing, the stilts is more William Osman
@mrdrifter46764 жыл бұрын
No ask before and after to see how they react. Doing it in front of them might be to obvious.
@accawaan81454 жыл бұрын
Pregnancy seat stealer and the stilts for the win
@joekim97903 жыл бұрын
The stilts would be a good sequel to Michael’s taser camera. He can still be the tallest in the room.
@lordlemmingman4 жыл бұрын
This was honestly a lot funnier than I expected. I think the energy was great during the calls, Will seemed to wield his power more throughout throwing people in and out based on his whim. The visuals were also really great, loved how this came together.
@BrandoKOmmando914 жыл бұрын
Please make Carp Tank a real series. I’m serious, I would watch this lol
@aylac59714 жыл бұрын
seeing how upset big willy got with some of the contestants, not sure if that will happen
@cypherusuh4 жыл бұрын
Just make it weekly episode, post the full ver on patreon, and he's making some bank
@smokingtough3 жыл бұрын
I would watch this every week, that shit was hilarious.
@an_annoying_cat3 жыл бұрын
me too, but weekly is a little pushing it
@davidstaffen67833 жыл бұрын
Apple
@ZanHecht4 жыл бұрын
11:47 "Just because it's an idea doesn't mean it's a good idea" That pretty much sums up this channel.
@TheRealAlpha24 жыл бұрын
Half of KZbin in general, really.
@GamerX-20003 жыл бұрын
15:00 DID THE TOILET COASTER DUDE REALIZE THE STOCK IMAGE OF A ROLLER COASTER HE USED WAS OF A ROLLAR COASTER DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE PAINLESSLY!?!?! HOLY FLIP IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
@MaxxPwrrr6 ай бұрын
YES I SAW IT TOO IT"S THE EUTHANASIA COASTER OMG SUICIIIIIIDDDDEEEE YEAH BABY WHOOOH
@grubbthefish44294 жыл бұрын
that one guy's image for a rollercoaster was a rollercoaster designed to kill you with almost guaranteed success. (euthanasia coaster, look it up)
@carpetsomething4 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else spotted that 😂
@pineapplepie49294 жыл бұрын
well instead of death it’s diarrhea
@hikermichael94434 жыл бұрын
Well that's what the toilet is for. When you die you shit yourself. He's letting you die on that roller coaster without soiling your pants.
@mubasshirhossain54364 жыл бұрын
He
@echodolphonian57294 жыл бұрын
it was designed to make you crap yourself 30x faster than normal
@nebula29334 жыл бұрын
That height with the linear actuators is actually a really “good” idea. I could see that being a Michael Reeves video.
@noeb58534 жыл бұрын
nah not enough tasers
@b00k_emdan-o4 жыл бұрын
@@noeb5853 the legs have retractable tasers on the toes so you can kick them in the shins and tase them
@maxlancaster6654 жыл бұрын
Bookem Is Cool brilliant
@b00k_emdan-o4 жыл бұрын
@@maxlancaster665 ik right
@disgruntledegghead69234 жыл бұрын
Back to the Future 2 type? Cause Biff wasn't tall enough already. It's not a bad idea, but it would prove to be too heavy to "wear" for long.
@whitestguyuknow4 жыл бұрын
Best Shark Tank introduction "You know deviled eggs, right?"
@jereheiskanen13644 жыл бұрын
The fuck are deviled eggs?
@yadsewnde3 жыл бұрын
@@jereheiskanen1364 I'm glad you asked *goes into presentation*
@HOTD108_3 жыл бұрын
No, I don't.
@kyiokightofficial78143 жыл бұрын
You know SpOoNs
@pilotpat3 жыл бұрын
@@jereheiskanen1364 there eggs
@AllTheOthers3 жыл бұрын
William is a perfect example of the human spirit. His house burnt down in 2017 and he got back up and built back up. What an awesome guy.
@Sniperboy55512 жыл бұрын
What other options does a man have? You just gotta take the blows and move on, no point in dwelling on past traumas.
@MaxxPwrrr6 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 a lot of people do, mate. I work on a suicide line and I can tell you this for a fact.
@tiredboard4 жыл бұрын
this guy: being short sucks, so I made some stilts Michael Reeves: HOW DARE YOU BE TALLER THAN ME, I WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES.
@macrobioscopic4 жыл бұрын
*starts shooting tazers at people*
@mt76804 жыл бұрын
TehWeirdo If william doesnt make the stilts, Micheal will.
@eugh80254 жыл бұрын
Thought it Said keanu Reeves so I got partially confused then realised oh wait nv keanu is a god he can shoot lasers
@jpnrndr79834 жыл бұрын
at least michael is better at this sorta stuff than osman
@bigmama55554 жыл бұрын
**clunk**
@lrl83424 жыл бұрын
"Pigeons fly (citation needed)" That whole segment had me cackling. Kudos all around Will, this was hilarious.
@FerHivore4 жыл бұрын
It’s great that William has finally decided to leverage the power of his audience. It’s even greater that we’re all socially awkward freaks who sound like we’re about to pass out from anxiety while presenting inventions.
@beanman23064 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I would sound. "So... uh... I really thought that this was great because... oh, wait, I forgot my card. Um, I should go."
@Purplesquigglystripe4 жыл бұрын
I like how the presenter shake when they talk. They look so nervous
@ace_ofchaos92927 ай бұрын
Someone once wanted to use cats inside bombs for sinking ships because the idea was that they’d naturally aim for ships instead of the water.
@VEE3RDEYE4 жыл бұрын
TOILET ROLLERCOASTER! Make it happen
@Dake-gw6it4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and all the poop goes in the person behind you's face
@mrtek51694 жыл бұрын
you can finally shit yourself on a roller coaster without repercussions
@TheMostEpicest4 жыл бұрын
Oh dude... Poggers
@daobabyish4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMostEpicest oh dude... Poggers
@trapp3r8434 жыл бұрын
The coaster that he used in his presentation was a roller coaster that was designed by a man named Julijonas Urbonas. The seven loops take oxygen away from the brain which causes it to suffocate or something
@ParagonAffifnity4 жыл бұрын
So from what I gathered, Shrug's invention was some kind of siege weapon that launches giant tennis balls at anyone in your vicinity at the local park in order to instill fear and help you steal their dogs? Definitely build that one
@a-10warthog234 жыл бұрын
We all need this
@AlgaeGaming4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was envious of dogs being happy and wanted to scare the dogs.
@verdatum4 жыл бұрын
From what I gathered, I was entirely unable to even remotely care what Shrug's invention was. If anything, his invention was an instructional module on how not to make a pitch.
@meakaki4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that was clear was that they either don't know "ladies, gentlemen, and attack helicopters" is transphobic, or they're some 4chan sadperson that wanted to sneak some toxicity in since this channel is so pure and wholesome
@rando8432 жыл бұрын
@@meakaki I wouldn't give anyone the benefit of the doubt on that post-2016 ngl
@ayaanosaurasrex65824 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how much editing went into this
@tectonicblade38814 жыл бұрын
yaeh same
@polarispulsar3 жыл бұрын
I can tell you not much
@UndeadTerror10793 жыл бұрын
@Justin Marts i know it's a joke but i had a stroke reading that
@nidhryataru93143 жыл бұрын
Not really much tbh 👀 I can do that in like few hours
@WeeTheDuck2 жыл бұрын
@@nidhryataru9314 lmfao
@ryan70324 ай бұрын
About the fecal-based inventions: The auto-wiper is just a bidet but with added carpet burn, the toilet rollercoaster would actually make you tense up more and make it less likely to poop and would be a logistical nightmare to contain the poop. Why not just a toilet centrifuge?
@alexxander9664 жыл бұрын
Low-key that roller coaster toilet is brilliant. Have you ever been on a roller coaster and thought you might crap or piss yourself because it was particularly scary? So you clench up and freak out. How freeing would it be to, just, let it go. It would be such a strange yet exhilarating feeling
@4ofFive4 жыл бұрын
Alternate name for toilet rollercoaster: Poop Forcer 2000
@kidWitta_4 жыл бұрын
the roller coaster in the first slide was designed to kill people :)
@8bithavok4 жыл бұрын
The only downside is that you can never ride roller coasters again.
@raghavkamath4 жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games until the roller coaster turns upside in the middle of the ride
@natesherman39544 жыл бұрын
I thought that idea was going to be an actual toilet seat on a roller coaster so that way like the centrifugal force would just pull the poop out
@IlSharmouta4 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys personified their profile pictures it's great
@musthavemustache94663 жыл бұрын
o -p[rmzos
@outofideasexe3 жыл бұрын
Shame that's its also stolen
@jackenderle45884 жыл бұрын
You should make the hydraulic shoes and gift them to michael reeves
@katiefly59014 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEESSSSS 😂😂😂
@matthewmaillette4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chameleonttt4 жыл бұрын
I actually want those shoes to exist, he needs to try right now.
@ceoclan94424 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TimeLess0494 жыл бұрын
Nice
@1234GIRROX2 жыл бұрын
Why have you not brought this back? I loved every second of it
@dr.richarddicknificentm.d.55324 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Will and Co. Cyberbully their audience for nearly 19 minutes
Michel Reaves fans: Hey I've seen this one before!
@Ferrari_Co4 жыл бұрын
ha, checkmate!
@Ferrari_Co4 жыл бұрын
completely different subject, same name!
@damianruiz24774 жыл бұрын
I thought the comments would be full of "you stole this from michael"
@BlooHoots4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@BlooHoots4 жыл бұрын
@@Ferrari_Co Yoooooo OVERKILL
@Tighman774 жыл бұрын
when he goes "lazer cut wood, you haven't seen this in a long time." you can see the flashbacks to his house burning down
@blasterack4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 8:15
@blablabla77963 жыл бұрын
“Careful saying poggers they might deduct points for that “ Eye dupps predicts Twitch banning Pogchamp?
@ArcadeAssassin4 жыл бұрын
Me when the discord link in the description is expired 😔
@Disorder7814 жыл бұрын
^
@Machine_gun_of_ideology4 жыл бұрын
Same
@DanielRut4 жыл бұрын
Replying to get updates on further development
@thegrantmeister41144 жыл бұрын
@@DanielRut mabye
@judehorribly98774 жыл бұрын
:(((
@oronk604 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I have peaked as a human being" ~ Cheese man 🧀
@lugoorstar4 жыл бұрын
69 likes. Nice
@EthalaRide4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the idea of stilts that make you juuuuust an inch taller than whoever you're talking to.
@owliviabelly3 жыл бұрын
Shrug: “Ladies, gentlemen, and attack helicopters...” Me: “Oh my god i hate you”
@RogueAstro853 жыл бұрын
What? You don't find a mean-spirited joke that's 10 years old funny?
@DieChesseFrau3 жыл бұрын
i'm glad that the only reaction in the video was :/ can't believe people still find that „joke“ funny
@escapist833 жыл бұрын
Should he have gone with Mayokin instead?
@RogueAstro853 жыл бұрын
@@escapist83 No, he shouldn't have gone with any of the lame iterations of that joke from 2013
@rubypeterson6653 жыл бұрын
Quite a reaction. Even though I didn’t find it funny, that’s no reason to hate someone lol
@ExperiMentalDon4 жыл бұрын
18:34 "Tell me which invention you wanna see me build in a future video." I mean, I don't really _want_ to see _any_ of them, but if you make one, you can bet I'll be watching the video for it.
@Jacob-ge1py4 жыл бұрын
That's literally this entire channel
@gracieloufreebush48994 жыл бұрын
the ones you need to build are: the taller thing (maybe give that one to michael i feel like it´s personal for him), they toilet rollercoaster and the pregnancy thing (ethan from h3h3 can be your model)
@DsicC4 жыл бұрын
Just leave the tall thing up to Michael because he needs content, the rest is brilliant
@Critterpedia04 жыл бұрын
Maybe not h3h3 as a model. Idk what terms our creator here is at with Ethan as of recent.
@skimbo14074 жыл бұрын
@@Critterpedia0 why? Are they not cool with each other?
@fathm46234 жыл бұрын
@@DsicC Michael would never do that unless it involves hurting people
@Critterpedia04 жыл бұрын
@@skimbo1407 pretty sure they aren't. William made the hat for Ethan and he put him on his podcast for only like 15 minutes instead of full time like other creators. I'm pretty sure Ethan misused the hat and idk if he broke it or not but if you just search it up theres videos up on this topic
@jay-tbl4 жыл бұрын
The toaster is genius. It literally scares the shit out of you, and in the one place where it's socially acceptable
@harrihu3 жыл бұрын
I re watched this and would watch more of them.
@SirDoggoOriginal4 жыл бұрын
The elevating stilts has to happen, i as a short person must agree that the invention would be an absoloute power move
@DoctorNemmo4 жыл бұрын
Combine it with that tennis ball launcher
@denoise40334 жыл бұрын
Prosthetics.
@tristanforrester65394 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see the one that makes you taller in real time just for the public reactions it would elicit. Plus you already have a very short friend to test it for you in Michael Reeves.
@pjbth4 жыл бұрын
Except when he tries to get taller than will 8t has to tazer Michael.
@SanguineRoku4 жыл бұрын
combine it with instant pregnant for even more power.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
But we all know Michael has strong opinions about taking viewers' robot ideas.
@mr.shepherdspie79584 жыл бұрын
Omg, Michael Reeves would be so much more menacing than he is now! And that's saying a lot!
@tacohouse014 жыл бұрын
Yes
@CombatAxeLegendz4 жыл бұрын
“It will trigger the small BIG SAD” lmao
@electroman2244 жыл бұрын
That was on of my favortie ones.
@KNlFEFlGHT3 жыл бұрын
the fact that when shrug said "aTtaCk HeLiCoPtErS" and the captions just did :\ was a very validating thing
@Chisito232 жыл бұрын
😎🏳️⚧️
@hesterclapp97172 жыл бұрын
I find the whole attack helicopter thing quite offensive and mocking of the ideas behind gender
@KNlFEFlGHT2 жыл бұрын
@@hesterclapp9717 it is ^^ i was saying how the captions seemed to not like it was very comforting knowing other people dont like the whole attack helicopter stuff
@MrJamjam19984 жыл бұрын
Do the one that makes short people taller and use it on Michael Reeves. everything Michael touches gets a million views. it's free content
@MANBEARPIG2484 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the ideas that were so bad they didnt make it into the edit
@richardohanlon30364 жыл бұрын
I can imagine that if these are the ideas that made it then the ones that were cut probably just had really awkward and not entertaining presentations
@nathanholyland94933 жыл бұрын
@@richardohanlon3036 yeah
@MyBadBro863 жыл бұрын
they probably had no images, no share screen, and only trolling like. "Uh... hi."
@therealMRDEVIL4 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a equalizer to make short people tall, but really wanna see a instant pregnancy experiment. Especially if 4 guys get on a bus and all of them get pregnant instantly.
@KitchouaTembo4 жыл бұрын
We need both. For intimidation
@iluvyunie4 жыл бұрын
3 dimensional inflation
@unworthy.potato3 жыл бұрын
14:15 that’s is a “suicide coaster” it was meant to be a humane way to die by making you feel extreme g forces
@KristianSandvikk4 жыл бұрын
I want to see the inflating thing. Imagine being on a bus. You come on with a food item, and as you eat it you gradually inflate
@noodlebrains26894 жыл бұрын
Somewhere Pyrocynical is getting very aroused
@TheDreadedJuggernaut4 жыл бұрын
That'd be such a lame video though. It's literally just a balloon under his shirt and that's it.
@VoltisArt4 жыл бұрын
*condom. Must be a condom, not a proper balloon. William has a reputation to uphold.
@nukenado95003 жыл бұрын
@@noodlebrains2689 what
@lanswyfte3 жыл бұрын
lmao yes
@ohThatsJustNasty994 жыл бұрын
idat: "the only thing left to do is--" *gets cut off and doesn't speak for the rest of the video* feels bad man
@Aki-tu2pu4 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was nasty. Just Nasty.
@Aikano94 жыл бұрын
When?
@hey94334 жыл бұрын
@@Aikano9 yeah when
@fai32344 жыл бұрын
@@hey9433 18:10
@henryatkinson14794 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Assembling the biggest brains on earth to make such important decisions as ethical treatment of short "people"
@liamme543 жыл бұрын
I love that the toilet coaster guy used the blueprints for the infamous “death coaster”
@hollodollo47714 жыл бұрын
what happens if two people wearing the elevating stilts meet? does it include a helmet and parachute in case they enter low earth orbit?
@brettgritters4 жыл бұрын
It would actually defy everything that Einstein has said about gravity, thus disproving the laws of physics and meaning that our lives are just lies. Hopefully.
@parkergipson42694 жыл бұрын
Really good question. This was really overlooked during the pitch.
@tomsoki57384 жыл бұрын
The stilts and the pregnancy thing were the best
@totallynotkeith54874 жыл бұрын
Vote: Hydraulic Stilts.
@JR-me7yk4 жыл бұрын
@@Auroramystic who?
@quinsey92114 жыл бұрын
@@Auroramystic wait actually who though? lol
@LordDragox4124 жыл бұрын
The pants of choice for that invention are stacked/extendo jeans.
@iwantsexseemyvideo71494 жыл бұрын
❤️♥️
@azzazz4304 жыл бұрын
they were linear actuators, not hydraulics tf
@dnooch21473 жыл бұрын
Half of these are honestly amazing. The goring heights stilts could actually solve some problems for people everyday, the inflatable pregnency balloon has so many versatile uses, a roller coaster toilet seems fun But by far the best is the catapult for specifically a tennis ball to make dogs so away so you’re less sad and don’t get hungry
@zoogoo4044 жыл бұрын
I did really like the "Citation needed" on BR88C's thing
@averirae924 жыл бұрын
Who else wants him to do the roller coaster toilet just because that seems to be the most difficult?
@The_Mister_E4 жыл бұрын
The auto-stilts, the auto-ass wiper, the inflatable pregnancy belly, and the toiletcoaster are dripping with potential.
@ericlewis34444 жыл бұрын
literally dripping, too
@Frognungun3 жыл бұрын
7:36 that joke was as funny as watching an octopus die a slow death
@HeyyBrey4 жыл бұрын
The pigeon pitch killed me. “Youre about 80 years too late” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erikwoodruff56434 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see Michael partake in this
@celineyong4 жыл бұрын
Yea I miss the tornado chaotic energy, but Michael might just send his whole pc into the idea shredder
@user-pk8bb6lf9b4 жыл бұрын
Michael: "But does it have a taser?"
@nicko1987184 жыл бұрын
Yes, but secretly as a contestant.
@bootymuncherwebb70454 жыл бұрын
There not friends anymore after what Michael did to Amanda
@nicko1987184 жыл бұрын
@@bootymuncherwebb7045 what did he do?
@x_ph1l4 жыл бұрын
Oh, man, that inflatable pregnancy belly is the best! And it can be really really portable, using small pump and lithium battery.
@jynx18413 жыл бұрын
I love how the toaster slide show had a roller coaster that legit kills people
@ryan70324 ай бұрын
I mean it doesn't legit do anything. It's just a hypothetical coaster.
@waterking744 жыл бұрын
The cheese dude with the pregnant idea did a really good pitch on it, the dude was straight forward and fast
@mr.shepherdspie79584 жыл бұрын
16:39 oh wow, his laugh after Will said "when I mean you're on something, I mean drugs..." was just great 😂😂
@chrisjones74044 жыл бұрын
My dream is for Michael Reeves to recreate every invention from this video
@johnwise5614 жыл бұрын
Especially the pigeon one
@defectivepikachu45824 жыл бұрын
hell just call all of them shit for 10 minutes
@iwantsexseemyvideo71494 жыл бұрын
🍎🅰️❤️
@dwoodsky4 жыл бұрын
Roller coaster toilet
@wd-40263 жыл бұрын
14:58 That picture on left is a s suicide roller coaster. The pressure pushes your eyes deep into your skull and the blood rises to one side, causing the brain to die
@Kcoolin4 жыл бұрын
This shows that anyone even big willy can look like a meanie, when he becomes a shark. Or a carp? I'm not sure why they call it the carp tank, when they give out carps.
@wonderwhatsnext54084 жыл бұрын
Everyone hopes to be that one carp that leaps over the dragon gate.
@cezio53184 жыл бұрын
Hey will, just wanted to say that you were the reason why i got into engineering school. Thank you!!!!!
@devildeggz4 жыл бұрын
damm thats me in the first idea. too bad they rejected it i wouldve loved to be mass produced and fed to thousands of hungry family members
@yuribandolon54673 жыл бұрын
The reassurance of listening to what big willie says makes my brain gain more brain cells
@AntekElektronik4 жыл бұрын
VR toilet is a good idea but you must find a flexible enough pipe
@kingblue5883 жыл бұрын
Metal Goose Neck is right for the job 👍
@dalob1123 жыл бұрын
Its called a Hose
@derekk.22633 жыл бұрын
Far easier to have a hole and just clean up after.
@mikethe22383 жыл бұрын
rubber
@thedogemaster9883 жыл бұрын
You don’t need a pipe just put it over a canyon
@chrome317_84 жыл бұрын
All the one that need to happen - I deleted all the ones I had here so no one knows which ones got so many likes
@chrome317_84 жыл бұрын
@Crow didn’t Charlie’s dad make that?
@buckiethecat4 жыл бұрын
@Crow also bidets exist
@Jundas4 жыл бұрын
@Crow But is it violent?
@Kanathil4 жыл бұрын
@Crow but tbf, William's channel isn't necessarily about making things noone has ever done, it's partially about making things someone has done well, but more shitty
@thanatophobia47384 жыл бұрын
@@chrome317_8 yup
@soda51302 жыл бұрын
ngl the inflatable belly sounds like something i would unironically use
@troggs48324 жыл бұрын
pretty much just will and his friends bullying random people on discord.
@ShaneCouncill4 жыл бұрын
the backyard scientist is actually pretty cool tho no cap
@yodellingyoda96554 жыл бұрын
I agree he is literally bullying these kids
@samreeve97382 жыл бұрын
Yeah Will got a bit too pissed off over what were clearly piss take/jokey ideas here. No hate here, still like Will but chill out.
@toothlessblue4 жыл бұрын
I have a carp tank idea A valid discord invite
@ZavierG14 жыл бұрын
ill give that a carp
@bizcuits43414 жыл бұрын
Carp
@AniketBhatP4 жыл бұрын
Carp
@Daa2534 жыл бұрын
Carp!
@thegrantmeister41144 жыл бұрын
I will second that carp
@JustinY.4 жыл бұрын
Now we just need to have William start up a hedge fund that invests into discord business startups.
@picklr38934 жыл бұрын
Hmm drug dealing sounds better
@stanley64404 жыл бұрын
deviled egg best idea
@ezekielekek60584 жыл бұрын
I've been refreshing just to find your comment.
@Tactikill444 жыл бұрын
Hey it's you
@piskelo104 жыл бұрын
WTH again?? Why are you on every single video i watch omg its like a curse but its not very negative just weird
@ipkandskill3 жыл бұрын
Replace the alarm part of that idea with a dog treat dispenser. So you can just boop a button on your phone and give him a tear. The run away part is good so doggie doesn't just lay next to it.
@bitluni4 жыл бұрын
discord link broken
@epicherbs80844 жыл бұрын
didnt expect to see you here
@herbalgiles94684 жыл бұрын
It’s a max of 100 members
@silver90214 жыл бұрын
@@Auroramystic r/I use Reddit
@jacktdoes3d7394 жыл бұрын
@@Auroramystic its not even a joke that could go over someone’s head because it’s not a joke. You just look like a cringy Reddit user that thinks they’re funny.
@EnsignLovell4 жыл бұрын
@@jacktdoes3d739 So everyone on Reddit that is scared of KZbin?
@neversyn2panda9844 жыл бұрын
I want to see the annoying robot that randomly goes off anywhere from 2-20 minutes 😂 I feel like y’all misunderstood him. It wasn’t an alarm clock that runs away from you, it’s a machine that is meant to add stress and frustration to your day by randomly going off and making you chase it every 2-20 minutes. Unlike an alarm clock, where you hit the button and it stops till the next day (Or snoozes for a set amount of time), this robot would continue to go off every 2-20 minutes no matter how many times you press the buttons to stop it.
@stevedouglas56634 жыл бұрын
Only 4 minutes in and I'm already laughing so hard, love the whole crew you assembled especially Ididathing
@ViperBi0nic3 жыл бұрын
You know I wouldn’t want to be on one of these because I feel like they would say my idea sucks and then I’ll be sad and won’t want to watch them anymore.
@zhtjrxjhethgvh4 жыл бұрын
I have an idea: Have a 2 meter wooden stick and interchangeable ends that may include stuff like a pointer hand, a pen or chalk holder, a grabber, a spear head, a cattle prod etc and it’s made for everyday use or social distancing in public.
@zeusrulez4 жыл бұрын
@ben walker no because you can attack your enemies with different instruments which are interchangeable
@zeusrulez4 жыл бұрын
@Jon B but I’d assume it’d be a quicker change then with duct tape
@toastercode33704 жыл бұрын
That title made me think you had been hanging out with michael reeves too much, I was getting ready to be verbally abused.
@BrenoGV124 жыл бұрын
they were roomates tho so you can start cursing this bad boy rn
@ilhandaanish23814 жыл бұрын
Honestly seeing William expanding his content is amazing, can’t wait to see what chaos goes down next
@moltenskin3 жыл бұрын
i like the :/ at the attack helicopter joke, very much appreciated