“An important part of working in the woods is to do things without dying.” Those are words to live by.
@williamfgreene68554 ай бұрын
Amen
@Darth_Boons4 ай бұрын
😂
@saltrock96424 ай бұрын
Best quote and comment about a quote I’ve seen in a while. Wilson is awesome.
@doriglenn13584 ай бұрын
Words to live by indeed!
@robbevington17544 ай бұрын
😅
@bob_frazier4 ай бұрын
Those are amazingly nice cuts. Anyone who's tried quartering a big log knows it's not nearly as easy as you just made it look.
@Drewdrewdrewdr4 ай бұрын
Amen
@evquietcornerct32104 ай бұрын
Amen twice !
@lostpony48854 ай бұрын
Gorgeous cuts.
@lelenbates33673 ай бұрын
I just cut posts to final length with my old West German 024 AVS with a 16" bar and cut all the posts proud before making the final cuts to get my eye in and I made horizontal pencil guide lines. I even stuck a magnetic bubble level on the bar because the ground was uneven. These square quartering cuts are most impressive. Know you limitations and give yourself every advantage.
@johnfunk5169Ай бұрын
@@lelenbates3367😮
@iAM2AM4 ай бұрын
This is literally the most boring interesting man I have ever seen in my life. I absolutely love this content.
@nicko40714 ай бұрын
Have you watched Larry Haun’s videos? You’ll love them
@Dustin_the_wind3 ай бұрын
Boring? What do you consider not boring? I find flamboyant phoniness hyping up unrealistic, unhelpful, hyperbole of content and gross overuse copy pasta memes, boring. This guy is real. I like that. What you meant to say was, this guy is real, and you like that.
@iAM2AM3 ай бұрын
@Dustin_the_wind I'm trying to figure out what you stand to gain by asking me this question. Exactly what do you want? For me to explain my opinion? Why would anyone explain an opinion? It's an opinion. It's already not valid. Opinions rarely are. I typed exactly what I meant to type. Thanks for offering an alternative, but no. That's not what I meant. I meant what I typed. Thank you... I guess? 😒
@davearmock14662 ай бұрын
Hey Dustin, I don’t understand his use of boring either… but I’m not going guess what he meant. As an old logger,I admire the skill and appreciate the humor of this logger. He’s the real deal.
@papageo5Ай бұрын
I understand your comment. Boring can be any number of things. Like someone explaining math In detail , but it’s related to a subject you are interested in. Like math related to reloading bullets is pretty awesome. That’s my take. Someone else’s take could come from a different example or a completely different subject.
@ronshep4 ай бұрын
I'm 75, live in a town, and have never used and will never use a chainsaw but I love your videos! I don't know why the first one popped up in my feed but I'm glad they continue to!
@williepelzer3844 ай бұрын
That's VERY GOOD free hand ripping,its harder than most people think!
@SakoRichards4 ай бұрын
Been cutting for over 20 years now and I’d give that a 10/10, well done.
@mykolapliashechnykov87014 ай бұрын
Tried to do this to a 15" apricot tree log and failed miserably. The only saving grace is that my stove doesn't really care whether I fail or succeed.
@KarlBunker4 ай бұрын
Interesting comparison, and some really impressive chainsawing there. Pretty good job of not dying, too.
@loghog43922 ай бұрын
Very impressed with your ripping. I had to rip some 8, 9, and 10 foot diameter 16 foot long logs back in the 80's that the yarder couldn't handle (not enough deflection.) Used an 090 with 84" bar. Great bar and great chains. Embarrassing cuts when they finally came apart. Some were mis-matched by 4". Everybody was happy except me. Well... I didn't die. That was kinda pleasing.
@evanhughes3027Ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm a Carpenter and every time I use a chainsaw I remind myself it's a really dangerous tool in my hands and take it easy with that horror machine. This dude is a ninja, and you are a foot soldier. I am Casey's greasy hair.
@clayoreilly45534 ай бұрын
That is one big honkin' tree! And you, sir, are a very skilled logger/woodsman. Thanks for the video.
@voodoo70082 ай бұрын
I’m chipping away at a 100’ oak felled by the power company with a 20” saw. I’ve learned a lot watching your videos.
@skater4life316834 ай бұрын
Thank you for changing your chains so many times for science! It was a lot of extra work and we all love to see the results! Lovely noodles you made there!
@saltrock96424 ай бұрын
Geez I love this guy. Wilson filleted that log like it was a tuna.
@johnezell98084 ай бұрын
Now I want to see you load all that on your pickup! Really a good demo on chains, thanks. Cya john
@davidmallette20093 ай бұрын
Back in the 70's and 80's I fell for several LP logging shows in Northern California. Also made a lot of redwood slabs. Oregon made a specific chain for ripping. It has been awhile, but I remember it being a regular round ground filed nearly at 90 degrees and then the next tooth was like half the width. Almost like a giant raker. Worked well. Keep up the good work. Enjoy your videos...
@ShinyAnvil3 ай бұрын
“One man show” lumbering scenarios must always be the most calculated, least risk taking and most safety oriented activities in the woods. Exceptional job here.
@bobralph507227 күн бұрын
Nice freehand log ripping. Long time woodworker here, fine cabnetry. I started making benches and tables and chairs from long firewood rounds and crotches , ripping thick slabs. no measuring, no sanding. I love it..
@jdhtyler4 ай бұрын
6.17 yep "not dying" is the way to go; in my case I was cutting copper and brass under 20 meter of water. The only difference was finishing the cut before the air ran out. Even if you factored in that you could hold your breath for an extra 1+ minute or there was a bit of extra air in cylinder for your "stabilizing jacket" The only dodgy time was when a 6 foot 6 inch boiler pipe fell on me due to an over excited dive buddy. That was back around 1984, how time flies. Your video narration is one of the best on YT Funny and Informative. Thanks you make my day
@isaacwarne77584 ай бұрын
So, I cut wood for 10 years professionally here on the east coast in Canada and everyone here uses the round tooth for everyday cutting and everyone considers the square cut chain as the ripping chain. You have to special order the square, where the round is available everywhere. Its interesting to see differences between geological areas. I enjoyed your presentation. Thanks for sharing that.
@w8stral4 ай бұрын
How on earth do you guys get your undercut in with round chain? It is near impossible with round. someone gave me some telling me it was "easier to sharpen"... Threw all my round chain out. Can't cut sideways with it-=> junk.
@keithklassen53203 ай бұрын
I worked a few years as a Canadian arborist; I never even heard of square ground chain in that time. Round worked great. I wonder if it's something to do with the prevalence of softwood here vs perhaps a larger amount of harder woods in the US.
@w8stral3 ай бұрын
@@keithklassen5320 I think you have never held a chainsaw. There is not a single logger of softwoods who uses round chain in the west. Undercuts are MUCH harder to make with round chain. Accidentally got round chain by mistake---> Its garbage. No one should ever use it unless Joe homeowner who is ditchwitching with his chainsaw.
@amosbackstrom53663 ай бұрын
@w8stral Hardwood vs. soft makes a big difference
@w8stral3 ай бұрын
@@amosbackstrom5366 Has NOTHING to do with hardness of the wood, its called KLUTZ ditchwitchers shoving their bars into the ground cleaning up downed trees who enjoy rounded chain verses chisel verses those who do nothing but cut notches all day or who have to delimb hundreds/thousands of branches all day who REALLY enjoy ability to cut on the side of a cut due to being tired and yet still having to cut another hundred pinching branches. Chisel cuts slightly faster, but rounded cuts better in dirt.
@bgarr994 ай бұрын
I'm a recent first-time ripper on a large oak tree for my mill so this video was very helpful.
@RayApodaca-DacaTimberworks2 ай бұрын
I rip alot of logs for making woodturning blanks. I used to use skip for "noodling" until I figured out that skip makes a much longer noodle and bogs and plugs a saw way faster than full comp. They make hyper skip ripping chains where there's only a cutter like every 4 links, this works for milling where you are cutting into endgrain and only making dust anyways. Great channel brother!
@ericconner99714 ай бұрын
New to the channel. I really appreciate the info. Timely and no superfluous bs. And I appreciate the humor
@aaroncobb9930Ай бұрын
The matter-of-fact delivery is so funny for some reason.
@bobbypatton49034 ай бұрын
Nice shot on the fir, looks like it's neighbors are still very healthy!
@davidedwards37344 ай бұрын
Really liked the comparison of the chains!! Would like to see more. Stay Hydrated and Have a Safe Day
@patdriver56963 ай бұрын
I wish that you had another person there to help you. This work can be quite dangerous. A buddy partner is what they tought us, for safety. Bless you young man, with complete safety.
@craigbailey9163 ай бұрын
Someone is on the camera
@VitaKet2 ай бұрын
@@craigbailey916 No there isnt... he made a joke to the camera. The camera never moves while in-shot.
@jackdad7411Ай бұрын
He was telling us to move over. Good dry humor
@andysmith85444 ай бұрын
Haha, sorry Wilson, I think this one is a little out of my wheelhouse! Your cuts were beautiful, gotta respect your skills! That wood is awesome!
@rickytickbuku4 ай бұрын
Just a thought, your side cover could be holding you back with chip flow when noodling. I noodle a lot for loading big rounds of firewood that don't want to split, and the 462 I have is a conglomeration of parts from saws that I have repaired. The current iteration has an aftermarket cover that flows really well, and Stihl has another factory option from what you have that usually comes on the R model. There's a noticeable difference on how the saw doesn't bog down with a wad of noodles packed into the side cover. Food for thought.
@williepelzer3844 ай бұрын
I work in a saw mill late 70 s till 93 we could cut 60" logs that were perfectly round, 66" if oblong, you know not round. Spotted owel shut us down. my house has 4" by 12" floor joists 24' long free of Hart centers,no knot's., straight grain.still getting pitch bubbles 40 years later.😊
@bodyzoasispersonaltraining91864 ай бұрын
Pnw?
@williepelzer3843 ай бұрын
@@bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186 what is pnw?
@bodyzoasispersonaltraining91863 ай бұрын
@@williepelzer384pacific northwest
@RickPittman-n9r3 ай бұрын
Where can I get a ripping chain
@brianadams19073 ай бұрын
pnw could mean Pacific North West ?
@doonthepan12904 ай бұрын
enjoyed very much , thank you. your humour is a blessing. - from Scottish borderland.
@als10234 ай бұрын
Great video I love the comparison. Here on the west coast in Canada, we often file a rip chain, when a normal skip tooth is halfway worn. I have never used a store bought rip chain.Interested to try one now. You may find, working in the butt wood, you get a lot stickier saw chips, that tend to clog in the sprocket more. This is a result of more pitch, and the fibers in the butt are a lot tougher, and less straight, because they hold the tree, twisting in the wind.
@joewoodchuck38244 ай бұрын
I had no idea there were ripping chains. He certainly is skilled. I wouldn't come near to making square cuts and straight cuts like that.
@doriglenn13584 ай бұрын
I would most definitely like to see a comparison cut of square, round, and rip chain cuts 👍
@stevejanek80724 ай бұрын
Your content is second to none! Please, more on ripping & ripping chains. Thanku for what you do 🤣
@FamilyMods4 ай бұрын
WFL - The Chuck Norris of the woods.
@danmaciosekmaciosek61664 ай бұрын
I myself also enjoy going in the woods and not dying! Great videos you put out.
@boooshes4 ай бұрын
My experience in ripping - I do quite a lot as a wood turner - is that the 10 degree grind ripping chain is slightly better all around, both for hand rip noodling and milling. For hand cuts, you can improve the cut quality by a few seconds with a chalk line and cutting more using the long bar at a lower angle through as much of the cut as possible (especially at the beginning)- this forces a straight cut using the bar as a guide. Nice video. Nice log. Thanks.
@pauladams37894 ай бұрын
My wife said you remind her of Buster Scruggs. 😂
@markdudley38314 ай бұрын
We all know how Buster ended up , don't we !
@BustedKnuclesGarage4 ай бұрын
dang now i see it 😂😂😂
@pauladams37894 ай бұрын
I think it’s maybe how they word things. Both make me laugh for sure.
@jacobfurnish74504 ай бұрын
SAME! He looks and sounds just like him!
@jackdad7411Ай бұрын
I love Buster also, smooth talker and full of wisdom
@dgoodman14844 ай бұрын
You likely already know this but for those that may not, a highlift jack, works pretty well for rolling big logs. Also, if you have a big high value tree and plenty of free time, working the outside of the log down to size (cutting off the sapwood) will likely give better results for us mortals than trying to freehand through the center. Course that’s going to depend somewhat on how much larger the log is in relationship to your mill. 👍🏼
@Woodneye-mc5jt4 ай бұрын
In my youth, I bought a Sperber portable chainsaw mill. It came with ripping chains. They were round tooth and if I remember correctly, the grinding angle was only 10 degrees. I was cutting African hardwoods though. Those chains produced an incredibly smooth cut, though the cut was assisted by the machine not being hand held. I'm in awe of your hand held ripping skills.
@kenbrown28084 ай бұрын
I had the good fortune when I was ripping Cedar logs for a terraces, I could lift them on blocks, but yeah, those noodles can clog things up double quick. I forget how many wheelbarrows of noodles I made.
@refritobandito2 ай бұрын
I’m constantly trying to not die in the woods. So far so good…great video; enjoyed the measurements at the beginning for sure
@kazparzyxzpenualt811118 күн бұрын
It never gets as old as we do! Thanks for this insightful evaluation!
@wisconsinfarmer4742Ай бұрын
retired logger here. nice work. now I'm itching' to get in the woods
@kinbake4 ай бұрын
I use those long "shreds" (when cutting parallel to the grain) as fire-starters for the stove, almost more flammable than gasoline.
@pauladams37894 ай бұрын
A true woodsman. Good stuff !
@benbiagioni99064 ай бұрын
Smartass. This is by far the best channel for this content IN THE WORLD! Thanks dude.
@brianwood74802 ай бұрын
I was wondering where noodling came from, but you told me a minute later. You popped up into my tube feed, and I'm glad you did. A really good all-round tutorial on chainsaw work that's rarely covered. I like your nonsense language and your valuable #1 tip, "it's all about getting out of the woods alive". Liked & subscribed. Now let the LT-10 take it from here. Cheers 🍻 Brother.
@paulamoore12214 ай бұрын
I have operated a chainsaw for decades but have no idea how you are able to quarter that huge log so beautifully.
@BoonesMountain4 ай бұрын
Agreed, the most important thought when doing anything - Don’t die.
@robertpowell27354 ай бұрын
I’m glad you did a video on ripping with a chainsaw. The ripping chain sounds like it would be best on an Alaska chainsaw mill. You are really good with that chainsaw. Great job great video. 👍👍
@daveturnbull72214 ай бұрын
Never knew there were different types of chain for different types of cut but when you think about the different types of hand saw blades it makes sense.
@allenhuling5984 ай бұрын
Fun comparison, thanks! Yep, the older I get the more firewood rounds get the 'noodling' treatment....one of those laws of nature I guess!! For what it's worth, I'm running 3/8 round, chisel chain....full comp.
@veterantechus27 күн бұрын
Interesting comparison! The ripping chain excels in milling, while the square ground chain is unbeatable for fast, smooth cuts in heavy-duty tasks! 🌲💪
@Zebracat54 ай бұрын
I agree the Ripping Chain is much smoother. Exellent job,and with a 462 just like mine. Enjoyed watching the Wedgemanship as well. Exellent Philosophy to live by. Try not to die while Working in the Woods.
@hanktjemsland92384 ай бұрын
We just acquired a couple of 34 and 30 inch Doug Fir saw logs and was thinks of cutting some cants to get them on a mill. Thanks
@kennethmurage3625Ай бұрын
Last time I was here when we brought down this tree.. Today I am here too. Our motto is WORK, FINISH YOUR WORK and NEVER SAY DIE !! 😎 👉 Kenya 🇰🇪
@Notforyou2013 ай бұрын
A lot of work but worth it when its for dear old dad. My kind of man right there. He said his dad wanted this tree and here he is making it happen. My heart goes out to your back. I know it was dead after all that chainsaw milling 😂
@Wheelloader__4 ай бұрын
Cool video Wilson. I’ve split logs with a chainsaw before. Then I found a better way. Put one end of the log against a log pile. Then find a crack on the other end. with a wheel loader put a fork in that crack and push. Usually not as pretty as what you just did. But much easier.
@JS-oy6nn4 ай бұрын
Full complement chain makes smaller chips than full skip. The 462 also has a very tight clutch cover even in the “R” model, unlike the 1122 and 1128 R models. He’s purty dam good with a saw that’s for sure.
@johncollado11514 ай бұрын
My Dad and I used ripping chains on our Alaskan saw mill when we started our log home. We thought it was better too.
@craigslitzer4857Ай бұрын
"Yeah I know you can get it sharper than a factory edge by hand with a file" ... Lol. You've never seen me try to sharpen a chain. Factory edge is excellent!
@SirensC34 ай бұрын
Hey that was pretty good. I always use a chalk line cause otherwise it looks like a drunk sailor tried to cut it. 🥴
@nareth244 ай бұрын
I discovered your channel just last week and have already viewed 12-15 of your video. I live in suburbia but just love learning about how you are living among the land and taking care of the forest. Your video about wild fire and need to have wild fire to happen naturally to renew and refresh the land and forest was eye opening. Looking forward to seeing more videos. Will you do one on creating a permanent pound or similar bodies of water on your land?
@billhacks3 ай бұрын
I think this is a great comparison because if the square chain is what is used normally, that is what what will be there to use. Comparing new or unfamiliar things to what's familiar is fair.
@calebdoner4 ай бұрын
All your videos are incredibly helpful and informative.
@KrisWolpert2 ай бұрын
While using an Alaskan Saw Mill, which keeps the chain fairly close to perpendicular to the tree axis, ripping chains not only make a smoother cut but they also vibrate the saw less. It makes the job a little less miserable.
@finniganshomestead29564 ай бұрын
That puts a whole new meaning to quarter sawing
@swamp-yankee3 ай бұрын
No, that’s the same meaning
@flamingmoe18054 ай бұрын
We used to rip west coast cedar on Vancouver Island that were 12 to 15 feet by 20 feet long. Cedar splits so nicely that once you made the top cut with a 5 foot bar we could split the log with oversize wedges made from foot wide hemlock
@billsmith72554 ай бұрын
Your work is truly fascinating. Thank you.
@randiegadberry54484 ай бұрын
I’m in the process of ripping some 44” diameter red fir and spruce. I completed one tree and on the second tree, it split completely through and knocked me to the ground and pinned my leg under it. Luckily I was able to call my neighbor and he came over and got the log off of me. Two small fractures on the top of my fibula and that was in June. I only have fifteen large logs left.
@timmyfields61594 ай бұрын
I think you just showed me a good way to save money on animal bedding and nesting box filler.
@philosborn18404 ай бұрын
You can also tell a good lumberjack, when they get away from the tree when it starts to fall 👍🏻
@deanlewis16503 ай бұрын
Great sawmanship. It is an art to rip logs like that✊
@dcvariousvids80823 ай бұрын
I think one of the advantages of a ripping chain, is that if you’re going to then plane then surface and or put a finer surface finish on. There’s less less work and potentially less finishing materials needed, to get to the point of being a required or saleable product. Plus if there’s a smoother surface to begin with, you’re going to reduce the quantity of waste wood when finishing.
@realityawayfromreality34944 ай бұрын
Great job with the freehand ripping. You made it look a lot easier than it can be. I can tell that you have run a chainsaw a time or two.
@TheOlsonOutfitАй бұрын
In my limit experience the Granberg ripping chains are the smoothest and quickest for long rips. They have a unique construction with a modified top plate on some teeth .
@pettere84294 ай бұрын
I have some vauge memory of my dad getting a special ripping bar for his portable chainsaw mill.
@stihlnz4 ай бұрын
That's a beautiful stand of trees you have there. Great you like square ground ..it cuts well for me.
@neilyoung28334 ай бұрын
Big tree mate, nice shot, good job. Like watching you work, and expl....explai.....explaining your approach 😂, love the humour
@3Sphere4 ай бұрын
That's a really great way to divide up a large log for quarter sawing but if you want more plain sawn lumber, you should know (probably already do! :) that there is a way to saw really big logs intact on the Wood-Mizer. You peel 'em like an orange! You simply shave as much as the blade will take without getting stuck, then turn a little and shave, turn and shave. (Hydraulic log turning helps a lot...) Once around gets little more than the bark and a little sap wood. Then you keep shaving around until you get some big, nice flat sides. Usually there's a lot of sapwood and it then becomes firewood. I didn't see much sapwood on your log... You may have to do a little chainsaw work if there are knobs sticking out or if there's a lot of taper. (Don't cut the mill!!!) But eventually you get down to some nice flat sides and a great big cant of heartwood and then you just go and you can cut it any ol' which way you like! (or how the log tells you to cut itself!) Also, as you're getting down to that manageable cant, you cut off some pretty big but odd shaped chunks that you can mill separately later or burn as the spirit moves ya. Cheers!
@lestersegelhorst27763 ай бұрын
I can tell you are a skilled woodsman, you fell that fir right into the pocket.
@glennphillips85374 ай бұрын
I would enjoy seeing more videos about chainsaw milling.
@CaveFreediving4 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to see those logs milled. I wanna see some really wide boards!
@leeanderson59552 ай бұрын
Good looking stump there. Looks like you know how to fall.
@LionEagleOx4 ай бұрын
The difference is a bit bigger with hardwood. Doing the same thing as you on a red oak about that size. The square wants to grab sometimes from being more aggressive. Rip is smoother, but there is also a little more forgiveness with kickback, when your bar cannot go all the way through.
@TiredOldMannАй бұрын
So True . Very important to do things without dying .
@jaredf58284 ай бұрын
I would like to see more testing of the ripping chains. I would also like to see the quarter sawing of that log. Thanks!
@mustang24334 ай бұрын
You might want to look at West Coast saws clutch cover. They are bigger so that way they can get rid of the noodles easier.
@PaulGriffin-ox1gp4 ай бұрын
I've found to pull back away from the block with the power head because of the noodles/strands. I pull back about 5-7 inches. Give it a try.
@Lad7334 ай бұрын
Man thats a lot of work. I have been messing around with an alaskan saw mill on redwood logs about 36" diameter im glad I dont have to quarter them like you did on that log. Id like to see how the lumber turns out. I like to use round chain because its easier to touch up with a hand file, but square grind cuts the best, I use granberg ripping chain while milling.
@perrys59542 ай бұрын
Great video, informative and I appreciated the added humor thoughout :) I recently bought a ripping chain (I'm a relative newbie to all chainsaw use) and though I haven't had the occasion to use it yet I'm looking forward to my own comparisons. Thanks for sharing and YES I'd personally like to see more (if you haven't already posted more). Cheers!
@finniganshomestead29564 ай бұрын
You better quit jumbling up yer words like that or before you know it, you'll be president
@purdyboi80782 ай бұрын
I know, right?? The frik'n tRump-tard is getting harder & harder to understand every day
@richardvernick4280Ай бұрын
Thank you . Great video of the tree work. Sharp moves. 👍👀 Take care.
@andrewupson29874 ай бұрын
I do some chainsaw milling. Not professionally, just with some nice trees on my own place. Ripping chains mostly give a better surface finish vs regular ground chains. They should cut about as fast. Any difference in cutting speed is probably less than the difference between factory sharp and "you" sharp.
@renanjacob67914 ай бұрын
Here in brazil we do a lot of rough wood with chainsaw, the trick is sharp the teeth at 0 degree, than cut with the tip of the saber, always up to down and foward. And slow the trotle for lubrication of the chain. We use in ours hardwood, soft wood don't grow to that size here
@johng39604 ай бұрын
I've used ripping chain in my AK mill with good results but just a few years experience at it and unsure if I'm with the correct set up. Seems I am. I'm pretty happy with the results. I focus on White Oaks felled from urban settings. I'm using a cheap HF electric grinder now which works well. Would like to see your take on the details of the chains and sharpening.
@dennisclapp75272 ай бұрын
This is a lot late but a comparison on results via firewood rounds would, I think, very interesting.
@smaggies2 ай бұрын
Very proad of all your work and man power and describe many details that I believe in, Big Thanks I have some time viewing many pine trees dead after those beatls entered and have work around with those downed trees and other mainting force land.
@jeremiahthomas26692 ай бұрын
So much knowledge, and experience. Thankyou for your videos
@naturewatcher75964 ай бұрын
So, it's doable with any chain, just need to practice a lot to get a good results (I'm sure my first cuts will be crooked no matter what chain I use).
@TimberTrainer2 ай бұрын
Try Hyper Skip chain with a square file. It cuts great with a lot less teeth to sharpen.
@ChimeraActualАй бұрын
I am impressed. Especially if you are really going to lumber that tree solo on that little Wood Mizer. Great technical explanation, with entertainment. You remind me of the protagonist of a certain Cohen Bros short, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. You sound a bit like him, and you do unexpected things surprisingly well. Subed.