25 Minutes of Miles Jupp Card Reads | Would I Lie To You?

[@BackOfTheNeto-7]

So nice to see a comedian appreciate another’s jokes and just lose it laughing

[@hopebgood]

Miles Jupp and Bob Mortimer always make me smile. I love it when Miles finds something funny and has a really good belly laugh.

[@slots1407]

One can only but admire Miles's butter-smooth turns of phrase and extended vocabulary. What a pleasure it is to listen to his beautifully enunciated drivel.

[@xooperz]

Wtf did you just say to me?

[@benbarzotelli3005]

You used a lot of big words there and because I don't understand them I'm gonna take them as offence.

[@doctorsuave]

@@xooperz”Miles uses words well and sounds good doing it” is the most simplified translation I can think of

[@zapkvr]

Yeah but it isnt received pronounciation

[@ramudon2428]

Always fun to see an unexpected 40yov reference in the wild​ @@benbarzotelli3005

[@USERID412-k7n]

Among the frequent guests, Bob Mortimer spins the best yarns (he might arguably deserve that title just from the oddball names of his cohorts); Claudia adds the most charming embellishments; and Miles provides the best banter and reactions. Never do a season without all three appearing at least once.

[@EdelweisSusie]

And Rhod Gilbert frustrates the very soul out of David Mitchell !!!

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

Greg Davis is part of that group too. I love Gregs stories. Miles, though interesting, cannot convince the others correctly. All his lies are seen through. Richard Osman is good too.

[@katherinearter6843]

I would chose both Bob and Miles but swap Claudia for Joe Lynham.

[@philipleworthy7871]

Big shout out for Henning Wein if we are talking regulars.

[@datgrrl_official]

Why not go on social media and address the talent, producers, and distributors directly as opposed to posting on a streaming platform not associated with any of these???

[@TheJonnyLang]

“Any bell by definition, is bell shaped” What a mind !

[@just-tess]

jingle bells, though, are both spherical and I guess also bell shaped, so it's not a very useful descriptor

[@williamboulet1029]

Not true. A cat bell is spherical.

[@jycegaming8530]

@@williamboulet1029 and thus bell shaped

[@Butterratbee]

@@williamboulet1029there’s no helping people like you

[@ScrewlooseStudios]

The debate about the Hippo width always bothered me. Nish's original question was about how a hippo would fit through the door so of course Miles would respond with its width, unless it had slid into the room sideways. I know, it's an old clip and nobody cares but I needed to get it off my chest!

[@Sawbucks88]

Same here. Plus the fact that Miles says that he only saw it from behind and yet they still criticise him about measuring in width - how could he measure in length if he never saw it side-on in the first place? (I know he never actually saw it at all in the end, but I share your frustration that this is specifically what they pull him up on.)

[@WaseemSakka]

@@Sawbucks88 100% agreed with both of u

[@julbarrier]

The snake joke was fine though :)

[@Sawbucks88]

@@julbarrier To be fair, it’s almost worth the irritation of their (lack of) logic in their questioning since Joe does land the snake joke really well. 😅😂

[@CrustySpam87]

I so hoped that this story would have been true

[@susie9893]

Miles cannot play this game - can't keep a straight face. But watching him lose it is just so incredibly fun! He's one of my favourite comedians

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Miles corpsing laughing at the hosts and other guests is a big part of his charm 😁

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

"Where does she stand on the hoover?" That's not how it works. 😅

[@ashleymason4471]

Robs set up for that joke is underrated too. He does that a lot

[@imaginative-monkey]

Among all the stories, the drying system was the most unbelievable! 😅

[@georgethakur]

I love it when this guy appears on this show

[@drivethru6155]

One of my favourites, definitely a must have on a dream WILTY panel

[@katherinearter6843]

Best giggler ever.

[@elifineart]

Miles Jupp is one of the wittiest guests on WILTY, that's why they give him some of most ridiculous lies cause he is very creative and funny trying to sell them, he's funny when it true too.

[@Galerak1]

whereas they don't need to feed Bob Mortimer ridiculous lies because his truths are weirder than fiction anyhow lol I love Miles on this show though, especially when he's put against Lee, his witty comebacks are a gift xD

[@saadsalman1650]

I love how in the first clip Miles and Mortimers clothes are exact opposites of each other.

[@Lforaday3]

I was caught out on all of them.Miles is so charming I believed all of his stories, except the one that was true; and I got that one wrong too! 😂

[@PaddyRoon7]

I love that he couldn't get through saying that we should all aspire to be like Cliff, the most laughable idea ever shared in human history 😂😂😂

[@KiwiCL8]

Greateat Hits volume 2 😂

[@skarmtsk]

“Nobody measures animals by width” in fairness to Miles, you questioned the size of the hippo regarding its ability to walk through doorways. Up to a point, nose-to-tail length is irrelevant

[@chrisp4170]

Not in a small bathroom, it isn’t. It just causes chaos. We have a strict, “no hippos in the loo”, policy, only ever relaxed at weekends.

[@duanedonovan1789]

Best host of The News Quiz showing his straight man skills to perfection.

[@christinehales4222]

Miles comes 2nd only to Bob .Love the way he corpses .We saw him a couple of years ago in the Lavender hill Mob - brilliant. wILTY is brilliant

[@jonhayes7322]

Miles Jupp is brilliant - I can’t believe I watched him in BALAMORY with my niece 20 years ago, then THE THICK OF IT!!!

[@PurushaDesa]

Miles and Lee have incredible sparring chemistry.

[@ayansharma8281]

A tense evening had been had by the Team Mitchell

[@TigroGumi]

You measure a animal by width if you are asked how it fit through a door or something

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

Camping tip/hotel tip (especially if they have them available in a cheap buffet and you want to eat in your room: Those multi pack single serve cereal have a wide H-shaped perforation on one side to use it like a cereal bowl. No seepage issues as the bag is basically waterproof and holds the milk. Much better than opening it up by the top. I don't do this, but I've noticed this on the box in the past. I had forgotten how funny Miles was in these.

[@jamesfield1674]

The Hippo story is legendary

[@icturner23]

I love Joe but his objection to the hippo measuring was very unjust. That was the relevant orientation for both the point of view and the doorway.

[@Tom-vm2wh]

I don't think I've ever noticed his tendency to wear denim shirts before this.

[@just-tess]

just an accent 😂 and a University of Edinburgh education (and 5 kids!?!)

[@tiennakarn4049]

Love Miles Jupp he spins a pleasant whimsical yarn! 💛

[@tamoorfromthe5ive]

7:58 dear oh dear Miles, you really set yourself up for that one

[@Drtruman]

Sad to see Heston here and contrast it with the clip I saw recently of his current health situation. Wish him a full and speedy recovery.

[@im8310]

In Canada the mini cereal boxes are designed to have the milk poured in. The box is actually perforated to create be opened in a box bowl

[@johndean4998]

15:15 - "You're the best female truck driver in the World!"

[@deborahkildare9651]

Love Miles ❤

[@fletcherb4728]

Every kid in Australia would put milk straight into the little cereal packets and eat it like a pouch.

[@fluffybilly]

This is true.

[@TangoDelta8111]

I believe you, but I would have brought up the idea of, those packets would not satisfy an adult for breakfast, so it must be a lie!

[@rooty]

The nice n spicy anecdote reminded me of the brilliant mitchell and webb sketch about chip n pin

[@martha8517]

Same!

[@zapkvr]

10:51 YES Friggin 😅

[@timq6224]

FYI, we bought a maytag dishwasher that only puts out 50decibels of noise. Basically the noise level of light rain. You can't hear it if you are in another room at all. It also cleans like a champ (burnt on lasagna doesn't stand a chance!)

[@FPInvention]

no wonder they were all lies until the last one which was absolutely weird as fk.

[@bitkillerjones]

here before the title gets fixed

[@boahnation9932]

Miles is a beast. Also what's a minue?

[@seanmurray7983]

the second bit about the book and 'Nice and Spicy,' really came off well, and it was believable, on its own, if Miles was known as a writer. He played his hand well, but there are other factors at play, thats what made it obviously false.

[@felipemaldonado8028]

Every time David says "my instinct says it is a lie/the truth" he seems to be wrong (watch the 2 egg stories from Bob). David should copy George Constanza and do the opposite ("if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right")

[@manomancan]

Awesome, but why are all these Lies? 20 minutes in. I miss the fun tension of seeing whether it is.

[@jarlamtoft2307]

To be fair I don’t remember him telling any other truth than the one about the drying process after having a shower 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@wesley00042]

​@@jarlamtoft2307Don't forget about the duel in the deli aisle.

[@davidgorman7911]

In a way it's flattering to Miles that they give him the sort of ridiculous obvious lies that usually only Lee gets but (in both cases) they know they'll make very entertaining even if doomed to failure.

[@robyourtime]

I’d love a podcast with Miles Jupp and Ivo Graham, featuring hours of pointless meandering posh anecdotes

[@johnnunn8688]

Who are the two ladies?

[@mirandacliff4688]

There are more than two women in these clips.

[@PhilBertran]

Was this posted and deleted the other day?

[@EXCELLENTpoo]

Has Miles ever been given a truth to tell on this show?

[@pauljames6843]

17:12 😅

[@simonfrancisphotography8856]

I still don't believe the drying one. Rubbing your arm 20 times! It creates friction, it almost hurts! Really need to hear more from Miles on this.

[@passengerplanetearth]

I agree, someone should have asked him to play it out. 20 strokes? Takes about three strokes to rid yourself of the drops before applying a towel, 20 is just redundant. And 50 on the head? Really? Go on then, 50 times, we'll wait... Most people couldn't even COUNT to 50 without getting bored. However, fair to say that Miles is hilarious, and was given some really sucky cards with ridiculous stories to defend. Glad he won some in the end!! That crack about aspiring to Cliff's lifestyle, for example; a really good comedian will start a sentence knowing there's something funny on it's way but not knowing themselves yet where it will go. They just start talking, and something funny comes out, all by itself. That's why they sometimes crack up and laugh at themselves, they were themselves surprised at what they were saying and how funny it was :-)

[@Michaël-r2h]

I started doing it

[@Raluger3152]

Minues

[@just-tess]

oh wow just put together that they must've originally misspelled the video title as Minues based on a couple comments, was very confused

[@BenjaminGoose]

I never realised until now but he pronounces "wandered" as "wondered".

[@jamesbutler6253]

And David Mitchell and James Hay can't say because properly.

[@johnnunn8688]

@@jamesbutler6253do they say, ‘becuzz’, shock, horror?!

[@nickrails]

Ian Spicy

[@OnlyADownstat]

he's pretty crap at this !!!!lol

[@zapkvr]

3:49 what is that THING next to Lee? (On his right)

[@glyntomblin7950]

A human being with a medical condition.

[@zapkvr]

​@@glyntomblin7950jesus!

[@allanpringle2]

Your disgusting

[@leflyxdvd]

An alien

[@tjjames9846]

If that’s you in your profile pic, Kevin, you’re hardly in a position to make fun of another’s appearance.

[@cliffbike]

It's funny but you keep posting the same clips over and over, show us something new please!

[@montanausa329]

Stop watching them over and over

[@cliffbike]

Why did you even read this, go to hell@@montanausa329

[@richbrock9876]

I’d love to see Jenny Eclair on this show, I bet she’d have some unbelievable tales to tell

[@datgrrl_official]

She was on the programme earlier this year. I'm sure if you search for it you can find the episode and or clips of it.

[@richbrock9876]

@ I think you may be mixing up Su Pollard with Jenny Eclaire

[@marcusomowole7456]

Tutank set Amun

[@shibaanimagaming4433]

God Lee Mack always interrupts people he does it on everything his on,I used to like him but fuck me he bangs on

[@Darth_Benga]

1st clip. The arbitrary covid rules really aren't ageing well. Individual desks just looks ridiculous.

[@realitycheck816]

SPELLING MISTAKE IN TITLE - FIX IT LOL

[@budte]

Jupp is one of the most irritating pointless people on tv.

[@CredibleHulk10]

Nonsense

[@budte]

@@CredibleHulk10 He's a guffawing middle-class cretin.

[@askesl]

Maybe skip this video then

[@Jtmissile]

No one's agreeing with the bullshit you're spewing in all the threads so fuck off.

[@lordcharfield]

@@askeslI’d never seen him before and have indeed have skipped all the way through because I agree with @budte - this “Jupp” character is pointless and irritating!

[@zapkvr]

10:50