The Valentine's Collection | Would I Lie to You?

A collection of stories about all things associated with the most romantic of days. Husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, breakups (oh no!), proposals and more!
0:00 - Judi Love: "An ex-boyfriend once dumped me after he found a list of pros and cons I'd made about him."
2:55 - This Is My... Jake
11:59 - Diane Morgan: "I once dumped a boyfriend because I didn't like the way he fell down the stairs."
14:31 - David Mitchell: "Victoria doesn't know this, but on those very rare occasions that she does something that annoys me, I get my own back by sneaking upstairs and moving her bookmarks.
18:52 - Charlie Brooker: "I once refused to pick up my girlfriend from the station because I couldn't bear to step over a spider that was between me and my front door."
21:55 - This Is My... Jon
28:26 - Lee Mack: "I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends' names and the order in which I went out with them, because their initials happen to make the acronym B.E.R.M.U.D.A."
33:10 - Richard Bacon: "When I worked in McDonald's, my long-term girlfriend joined the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me."
37:53 - Lee Mack: "I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me while I was bouncing on a trampoline and spotted her over the fence with another man."
41:04 - Joan Bakewell: "Once, when I spotted an ex-boyfriend in a department store, I pretended to be a shop mannequin to avoid having to speak to him."
43:06 - Josh Widdicombe: "Even though we use the same brand, I insist my wife and I have separate tubes of toothpaste because the way she squeezes hers is just plain wrong."
46:01 - Bernard Cribbins: "I once sold my wife's car, but told her it was stolen."
48:15 - Sara Barron: "I once watched a sad film immediately before breaking up with a boyfriend so I could generate enough tears to mask my indifference."
51:57 - Lee Mack: "11 years ago, I did a very bad thing in the kitchen. The time has finally come to confess all to my wife."
58:27 - Anneka Rice: "I once dumped my boyfriend on a plane then parachuted straight out of the door to avoid dealing with the aftermath."
01:02:00 - This Is My...Jaimie
01:12:53 - Lou Saunders: "I once broke up with a boyfriend because he insisted on sleeping in a cupboard."
1:14:20 - Adam Buxton: "If my wife and I are having a row, to help us think more rationally, we go into separate rooms and continue the argument over Skype."
1:19:04 - Miles Jupp: "Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I had a two-minute conversation with what I thought was my wife, only to discover that a small hippo had wandered into the bedroom."
1:22:13 - Jack Dee: "Possession: This is the fez that I put on, to propose to my wife."
1:25:13 - Rob Brydon (Possession): "This is the sweatshirt that my wife and I put on together when we are cosying up on a chilly evening, we call it "The Cuddle Jumper".
1:31:22 - Charlie Brooker: "For six years, I pretended to a girlfriend that I was partially deaf."
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

They really struck gold with the casting of this show. The combo of David's logical stick in the mud-ness, with Lee's chaotic quick retorts, and Rob holding it all together, it is just perfection 👌

[@EdgyShooter]

The sheer look of horror in Victoria's eyes when she contemplated that David might have been moving her bookmarks is just priceless 😂

[@rockchicbabe]

David's laugh at "D, Dave experimental year.... If you've forgotten I'll never forgive you" never fails to bring me joy!

[@jenniferpatz5958]

The look on Victoria's face when she hears David's "confession" is priceless.

[@icturner23]

David and everyone crying with laughter over the cuddle jumper never ceases to bring me joy.

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

It's so good isn't it! One of my favourite bits of the show ever 😄

[@fhamidkhan]

Diane’s story of dumping her boy friend because the way he fell of the stairs is hilarious 🤣

[@TaniTawfiq]

"I hid his wheelchair" was brilliant

[@christianl5484]

I almost cried from laughter when Rob played January. I love when Rob plays a character. Edit: plus, don't we all truly want to be in Mirandas jumper. Deep down in our hearts.

[@grimscriven]

David and Victoria's relationship lives in my head and heart rent free. 😂❤

[@jerbear7952]

They would both hate the "lives in my ____ rent free". Modern cliches are annoying.

[@LizaFergison]

@@jerbear7952 Oh dear, who got out of the wrong side of the bed?

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

They have one helluva responsibility. All of us happy for them...l for one will still be fond of them WHATEVER HAPPENS.

[@BrentElisens]

That's nothing to be proud of.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

@@BrentElisens I'm not proud of a (possibly illogical) preference, no.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Victoria doesn't know this...tense moment 😂

[@Izumabakumatsu]

I love how David knows Lee so well he was the only who believed Lee's story about the broken pot😅

[@mehvishkhan]

How could you not include Mel and Dermot’s clip? So good.

[@hannahstewart9622]

That was one hilarious story

[@thegamerstableboardgamesto386]

How many books do you read at once? Victoria "7 or 8" How many books does she read at once David? David "between 6 and 9" Pure comedy gold.

[@carissasanchez995]

“I’ve had money troubles but at least I can dance and drive” I feel seen.

[@beekay1249]

😂 same 😃

[@bluebellwood4287]

I felt seen when David's pen predicament was exposed :) I've been at seminars where nice gift bags were given. I was busy collecting pens of those who didn't want them 😊

[@user-zq4ck6gs2r]

The fuck does "seen" mean??

[@beekay1249]

@@user-zq4ck6gs2r Truly understood

[@xela6796]

​@@user-zq4ck6gs2rseen, the past tense of see. Thus means kind of like (I feel noticed/seen)

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

In regards to Rob asking David to describe the things which Victoria does which annoy him. When David responds while hand gesturing "I don't want to go into that" God i felt that 😂😂

[@toughsun2704]

Judy and David's faux argument is hilarious, they play off each other really well

[@Millennial_Mike]

It's great how they give Lee such impossible lies to spin.

[@IanPageEchols]

I always love the Cuddle Jumper clip. I love seeing everybody cracking up!

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Never seen David lose it so much as with the Cuddle Jumper!

[@Marsh_125]

The trampoline story never gets old😂 “Don’t say that!… you know her name was Annette…”😂

[@mrmoose1997]

I want the "this is" segment to have a guest on common with .ore than one contestant. The surprise at the reveal would be wonderful

[@budle89]

On the newer series there have been a couple of celebrities making appearance for that section.

[@bigkuriboh3814]

Lee was on absolute fire on the mannequin story 😂

[@Vtarngpb]

The Cuddle Jumper is one of my favorite scenarios ever 😂😂😂

[@enso8762]

Lee is so quick witted

[@joshqim3110]

47:28 David said that like he waited his entire life for an opportunity to justify his lies 😂

[@ellekay4758]

36:24 the most from-the-heart laugh I’ve ever heard from Rob 😍😍😍

[@budle89]

Such a great program! I'm never bored watching reruns!

[@bereketterefe829]

The effortlessness of lee macks come backs.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

The man is sooo fast it's crazy

[@alexisz5570]

Quickest whit since Robin Williams imo

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

@@alexisz5570 I concur

[@jek9911]

6:37. "Why were you in a field?"😅

[@JLF201]

I still can't get over Lee's pot story.

[@outsidespac3]

I mean he broke an expensive cooking pot and replaced it secretly, it's not that crazy. All the stuff about marmite and soil clearly isn't true

[@relocatetoItaly]

I actually have one of those terracotta chicken pots so I knew it was true

[@mrhandsneigh]

@@outsidespac3he’s told the story several times before it was on WILTY, said the exact same things about trying to age it by smearing stuff on the rough surfaces

[@gilwood7530]

He doesn't hate me , right ? Nooooooooooo David kills me !

[@CountBasie56]

Bernard Cribbins was an absolute legend. RIP

[@jerbear7952]

The shame is some of these people keep getting better as they get older and then we don't get enough of them. Diane Riggs comes to mind as well.

[@theoztreecrasher2647]

@@jerbear7952 Yep. So did the late Dame Diana Rigg! 🙄😉😊

[@allanplant8756]

How the hell does the, "this is" guy keep his face straight while Lee Mack is pouring out his hilarious bullshit? I'd be cracking up! I'm Australian, so I must ask, "Is Lee Mack a national treasure in the UK?" He bloody well should be!

[@leodegas7731]

I watch these videos over and over and many times even at times as I go to bed. I never get tired of them. Good witty humor never gets old. It's like hearing a good old family story, it's always funny no matter how many times you hear it. 😊

[@whatismylife8100]

I do the same

[@movarvo1217]

The goon show....literally

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me too I never get tired of them,just love them❤❤❤❤

[@mou7866]

I just hit his wheelchair. Wow that was fast

[@krissdev]

Great plan for the evening ❤

[@derrickgreen9020]

This is just so funny!😂…as always

[@rory4605]

dead horse tiramisu, lol when david said that

[@ajayreed2228]

A bit of context for David Mitchell.. The last recorded death from a spider bite in Australia was over 43 years ago.!!??

[@PincoPallino-zh8wm]

He really exaggerates just to get a laugh. I am sure he doesn't believe that spiders kill people all the time in Australia.

[@relocatetoItaly]

And those bitten on the bum while on the throne, when did that last happen?

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

It's also not instant 😅

[@youbalezekias]

Lee is hilarious

[@Eagle-nq2mv]

This was the best game show ever.

[@DanGolag]

I hope whoever thought up the cuddle jumper lie got a big bonus that year.

[@malahammer]

16:05 Victoria rescued her husband 🥰😍

[@marvinmeeker5765]

Rather than any indication of romance, the bin was merely proof of just how weird Charlie is!

[@kimfitzgerald702]

I broke my terracotta roaster. It was devastating

[@gwae48]

😂❤

[@Drtruman]

Lol. I know Josh was well chuffed to prove David wrong about his quick wit.

[@mdkramster]

Lee Mack: Eric Morecambe reincarnated. So quick. So fast.

[@jeffreyyelverton5567]

5:48 It's the Wow! Scenario, David.

[@LisiJanVentures]

She was well sharp with that list. Brilliant😂

[@sherryhumphries1801]

So funny!

[@Prakriti2041]

I had no idea having your own tube of toothpaste was strange.

[@simonjohnson9055]

Bermuda 😂

[@kevinporter3212]

A Sapper is a Royal Engineer. They build and destroy shit!!!

[@relocatetoItaly]

Where can I buy the cuddle jumper?

[@Emily-ys2do]

Hilarious compilation! Charlie Brooker seemed like a horrible person and boyfriend though, wow😅

[@lorewalkermaohao4602]

I don't know how many times I've seen the Bermuda clip but to this day I still can't catch what Lee says when he makes the joke about Una

[@theyorkrose5274]

"Not actually her name but my nickname for her was Una. Her real name was Sally. Because Una Stubbs played Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge." I don't know what it means either, some actress played some character in a weird 1970s TV show about a scarecrow 🤷🏽‍♀️ About the 30 min mark for those trying to listen back.

[@domsusefulstuff]

I think the joke is that her nickname has nothing to do with her real name but then Lee justifies it by saying that he called her that because Una was the real name of a character named Sally.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

​​​@@domsusefulstuff And the role of Worzel Gummidge w😢as played by Jon Pertwee (an ex - Doctor Who !). Note to all contestants:a Sapper is a Royal Engineer. I do not use emojis - can't imagine how that thing sneaked in.

[@crit7514]

As someone who has never seen Charlie Brooker in anything other than this show he seems like a horrible misogynist, funny chap tho

[@nickjanuary7177]

Something about that Sarah Baron's story 🤔

[@EfHaichDee]

Charlie Brooker makes me so uncomfortable.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

I reckon he's clever and inventive.

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

Why?! 😅

[@PatrickKelly-lz3pv]

@@rhythmandblues_alibi Because he wrote lots of very good comedy shows Philomena Cunk being just one of them.

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I get it, he’s got an intensity. I think he’s funny on WILTY but I remember being a little uncomfortable when he was on Big Fat Quiz.

[@PatrickKelly-lz3pv]

@@ILuvAyeAye He wrote the fantastic TV show Black Mirror and Philomena Cunk

[@sherrih.4053]

I've never seen this show before, and I love it. 😂

[@grantandrew619]

"I'd been seeing im for bout mumps"

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

David and the bookmarks story is good. I used to make my husband a coffee when I was cross with him and I would dribble (spit) some of my saliva in it. He never knew and it felt good when he drank it

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

I feel l haven't seen enough of Mr Buxton. Must - will - rectify this. Small part in "Hot Fuzz", right?

[@jaybee9552]

Check out his podcast! He's great.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

I concur. His podcast is excellent, Adam is so articulated. Ironically his podcast in which he has Lee Mack as a Guest had me crying with laughter

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

@@jaybee9552 Thanks for your suggestion ! Something new and amusing - l'll always give it a go. My favourite on Cats Countdown.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

@@LivesInLibertyCity Also thanks to you. Nothing like enthusiasm !

[@jaybee9552]

@@ripdbtpoo1441 If you enjoy his work, you're in for a treat as he maaany episodes to enjoy! He's also featured on Richard Herring's RHLSTP podcast I think four times, and they're some of my favourite listens.

[@kennyearthling7965]

Isn't the list the plot of a Friends episode?

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Dammit, you're right. Amazing I didn't connect that myself, dang.

[@Tao_Tology]

pro and con lists are not a new thing

[@thinkin0713]

0:32 "The pros was he's always on time." "Do you mean he always came before you?"

[@happivaras]

One wonders why she dumped you😂❤🏅

[@22Phantasm]

Josh and the toothpaste. Great bluff.

[@AndrewChard-vi3lb]

They love recycling the props from other shows rob's jumper was from eight out of 10

[@krissp8712]

5:40 "Are you alright?" "Yeah I'm just contemplating the rise of fascism over here..."

[@Bethgael]

So Daisy admitted to a felony on WILTY? Oops.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Where in the video?

[@Bethgael]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews Her entire story. She drugged her parents.

[@tclmac1]

can anyone tell me what was happening with "B.E.R.M.U.D.A"'s Una story????

[@BirchMonkey857]

I don't believe the Skype one, simply because of how unstable Skype can be. Although maybe that's a plus, giving time to think it over and something else to be annoyed with. Heh, got it right.

[@asdasdasdora]

Judi Love, would have to be the first female to come up with only 2 things she doesn't like about her partner, had it been true

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Absolutely.

[@marcusomowole7456]

Lmfao

[@darrencole7558]

Rob I thought you were Welsh? We know what Skype is here 😅. On another note I'm sorry to say , I saw Baaabara hand in hoof with Lee the other week 😢 sorry fella.

[@smellis4694]

WETERMANN

[@jenniferzbarouskaya6543]

Was hoping for something a little bit groundbreaking from Taylor with this one since Midnights was so... not it. So disappointing... She needs to take time away creatively and drop Jack.

[@lornamcwilliam8251]

Hampton & Richmond 🦫🔴🔵🦫

[@greenie2390]

IMO the best 2 ways to get rid of spiders and creepy crawlies are a) vacuum or rehome them to the vacuum cleaner and 2) spread diatomaceous earth grade through the house. I also vacuum up some diatomaceous to put the creepy crawlies out of their misery so I don't see them. That is also why I use vacuum cleaners with bags.

[@TheEuniceBurns1]

There are days where these are definitely my most brag-worthy traits.

[@keithkearns93]

You would be very busy here in Australia .

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

Or just scoop them into a glass? Honestly it's not hard. I am the designated spider catch-and-releaser in our household, in Western Australia.

[@GoldenandSheen]

What did he say about Una and Sally?.he spoke so fast couldn't catch it!

[@anjobanjo1221]

That Una Stubbs played Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worzel_Gummidge_(TV_series)

[@icturner23]

Whenever I see the hippo one Joe’s objection annoys me. Miles was talking about the orientation of the hippo going through a door and from which he saw it. Its length was unknown and irrelevant.

[@seancherry8821]

Whos hair is Oti wearing?

[@user-mx7gn9bw7j]

Whos the American woman in the green dress

[@JanusDillermand]

Lee is fast! But to much.

[@LoneKharnivore]

5:25 Hitler was appointed to the Chancellorship, not voted in.

[@LoudMinded]

He could be appointed only because he was the leader of the party that got the most votes. So, people did vote for him and his party.

[@maryfrancesoconnor4770]

WAY too many ads in this comp....gave up after 10 mins....

[@gwae48]

get the ad free !!!!

[@maryfrancesoconnor4770]

@@gwae48 Good shout! 😂

[@alamunez]

Great compilation! I do always find it quite weird that the BBC allows professional chrizzos in their work garb on their shows, what’s up with that?

[@joshqim3110]

What's chrizzo? I tried to google it but only got chorizo results 😅

[@alamunez]

@@joshqim3110 People who believe that Jebus was a special guy. James Acaster taught me the word chrizzo and I love using it. 😊 Chorizo is hilarious though! 😁

[@kurisensei]

Why wouldn’t they be allowed

[@alamunez]

@@kurisensei I’m not necessarily saying they shouldn’t, I just find it strange that it’s just one religion. There are no imams, rabbis, shinto priests or buddhist monks on BBC entertainment shows, as far as I know. In my opinion it would suit a publicly funded broadcasting organisation not to promote any religion.

[@Tao_Tology]

​@@alamunez no one cares

[@Landjo]

Nine means zero…?

[@rienpost3145]

5:20 Too easy, Lee. And very stale.

[@BeccaB529]

Then go away and stop watching a show that he co-stars in. Millions of other choices out there.

[@joedwyer3297]

The better part was how he actually turned it around on the audience after their reaction😅

[@datgrrl5698]

@WILTY_TV thank you for uploading Happy Valentine's day

[@gwae48]

WHY ALL THE YELLING !!!!!!! PIPE DOWN 😩😫😖😣 !!!!

[@danielikelman481]

Whenever Rob starts singing...ewww, so cringy

[@tbagbillaaay9118]

Very sus by the crowd when oohing his relevantly funny joke about Germans voting for the wrong people.

[@Spider.vintage]

Wish Lee mask would shut up

[@AnthonyPiccirillo]

Lee Mack ruins the show, too loud, shouts too much, interrupts guests all the time, predictable lines, way too much of an attention seeker, very tiring to watch

[@LoudMinded]

This sounds like a parody review honestly 😁

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Don't watch then. Lee literally makes the show

[@calumhughes2778]

I’ve read some very smooth brained takes in my time. This might be an all timer

[@AnthonyPiccirillo]

@@calumhughes2778 you probably think his show “not going out was funny” don’t you ! Or Christmas cracker jokes they’re hilarious aren’t they, you fool

[@neil364]

I hate it when people kill spiders because they get creeped out. Bloody flies who stand on crap then come and stroll about your food and work surfaces, must love us humans. 🫤

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

Honestly same. They are good for your home because they predate on pest insects! They are our friends!

[@user-hl7nt1og7k]

​@@rhythmandblues_alibiIn Aus a huntsman was a great help in the home, kept everything else at bay

[@neil364]

@@user-hl7nt1og7k I bet it did. Lol. You certainly have your fair share of interesting spiders over there. My sister has lived in the Southern Hemispheres for more years than she lived in England by 2 to 1 now. She would never return to live.