Winston Churchill’s Wit: Hilarious, Witty, and Sharp!

[@zurogato]

Got a favorite quote? Share it with us in the comments below! 😊

[@nicholasconnolly2227]

Having of an MP named Bosom, he said', What an odd name, neither one thing nor the other'.

[@nicholasconnolly2227]

heard of

[@dennisharrington6055]

@@zurogato …we shall fight on the beaches… most of his quotables are one liners, but the excerpted is my favorite.🇺🇸

[@carolyntaylor7]

@@zurogato (somewhat paraphrased) when he addressed the American legislature, he said that if his father had been an American, I might have served here on my own. From the ‘I can hear it now’ album from ?60s?

[@usafvet100]

"The British people had the lion's heart. I merely had the good fortune to be the lion's roar."

[@danilolabbate]

"There's no public opinion, there's only published opinion." That one hits the spot.

[@zurogato]

Glad that one resonated with you! Churchill had a knack for cutting right to the heart of things. Thanks for watching!

[@richardhumphreys8662]

'Growing old is not for the faint-hearted'

[@zurogato]

You’re absolutely right-"Growing old is not for the faint-hearted" is often attributed to Mae West. Churchill may not have said it, but it’s still a great line to live by!

[@Donathon-f6f]

Whoever said it.. it's true.. so true

[@zurogato]

Yes, indeed!

[@richardunruh4035]

Great quotes. If there's an afterlife, he's one person I really want to meet, regardless of where he happens to be.

[@zurogato]

That’s such a great sentiment! Churchill would surely make for an unforgettable conversation partner in the afterlife-full of wit and larger-than-life personality!

[@usafvet100]

@richardunruh4035 He may be busy with canvas and paint. "When I get to heaven, I intend to devote my first 10,000 years to painting, and thus get to the bottom of the subject."

[@richardunruh4035]

@@usafvet100 I had forgotten that he liked to paint. But, since it'll be an eternity, 10,000 years will pass like a flash. Who knows, maybe he can teach me to paint.

[@Donathon-f6f]

While he wasn't a ' perfect ' person.thank God we had him when the world needed him....

[@zurogato]

Beautifully said! Nobody’s perfect, but Churchill’s leadership during such a pivotal moment in history truly left an undeniable mark. Thank you for sharing such a heartfelt perspective!

[@CarolanneTitmus-Greene]

I would love to hear his interaction with Trump.

[@usafvet100]

During his long career he did make some serious blunders, but he was just the man for the job during his nation's most dire hour. He not only provided the leadership that brought victory to Britain, but also may well have saved Western Civilization itself.

[@Donathon-f6f]

@usafvet100 absolutely no arguing with that...

[@biddylove6373]

I've saved this so that l can go over it as many times as l can. As the daughter of a man who fought in WW2, l grew up recognizing Sir Winston as a hero. Thank you!

[@zurogato]

Thank you so much for sharing that, and for saving the video! It's truly touching to hear your connection to Churchill through your father's service in WWII. I'm honored that his legacy continues to inspire you, and I appreciate you taking the time to watch and engage. Thank you!

[@GordonDonaldson-v1c]

. . . but it was the "khaki vote" that booted him out of office in '45. Many servicemen despised him.

[@johnthompson8278]

And an aside made to his daughter in February 1945: "I do not suppose that at any moment in history has the agony of the world been so great or widespread. Tonight the sun goes down on more suffering than ever before in the world.” He knew, and he knew better than other wartime leaders -- and had a greater empathy.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for sharing this insightful quote! It’s a poignant reminder that while Churchill is often celebrated for his wit and leadership, he also had a deep awareness of the human cost of war. His ability to balance empathy with resolve is part of what made him such a compelling and complex leader. Truly remarkable.

[@donaldedgar1004]

That was the moment and that was the man

[@zurogato]

Beautifully said! Churchill truly was the man for that pivotal moment in history. His leadership and words continue to inspire. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@markblundell9461]

I wish we had the likes of him in government right now.

[@zurogato]

Churchill's leadership and wit certainly set a high standard! It's always inspiring to look back at figures like him and reflect on the qualities we value in leadership today. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@ingerlander]

Even half of him

[@southerncross4956]

I believe Winston Churchill and Donald J. Trump would have been the best of friends. And much fun at a garden party. (If you dislike President Trump please don’t soil the commits, thank you so much)

[@robleary3353]

@@markblundell9461 Could you imagine his reaction to having a glass of plonk during lockdown and then being told 'you have to resign!'

[@Pootycat8359]

Churchill said, "You can't get a conviction for Sodomy in an English court. Half the jurors believe the act to be physically impossible, and the other half are doing it."

[@zurogato]

That’s quite the bold quote attributed to Churchill! It’s worth noting that this one might fall into the realm of witty attributions rather than verified quotes. Either way, it’s certainly thought-provoking in its humor!

[@grandcrowdadforde6127]

On his deathbed, Voltaire was asked to renounce Satan; he said ""No..now is not the time to make new enemys.""

[@zurogato]

Voltaire's wit never faltered, even in his final moments-what a legend! Funny enough, I featured that iconic quote in my video The Final Laugh: History's Most Hilarious Last Words. Here's the link if you'd like to check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJyyYqubedt3kMU. Hope it brings a smile!

[@macbeavers6938]

At the very beginning of WW II it was not yet known whether Italy would side with the allies or axis powers. Finally, the answer came when an aide ran in the office to tell Churchill: "Sir, Italy has decided to side with the axis powers!" Chruchill turned to the aide and said, "it's only fair, we had them in the last war."

[@zurogato]

That's a brilliant story-Churchill’s wit never failed, even in the most tense moments. Thanks for sharing this gem!

[@slipstick985]

I always heard diplomacy is telling someone to go to Hell in a way that they look forward to the trip.

[@zurogato]

That’s such a witty line! The version in the video is one of the many variations attributed to Churchill over the years-it’s fascinating how his words have been adapted and passed down. Either way, the humor and sharpness are spot-on!

[@RobinHawdon]

You mean "in such a way that they ask for directions."

[@terrybutler8674]

Many people retire at 65. Churchill became a wartime prime minister at 66.

[@zurogato]

Exactly, Terry! Churchill proves that age is just a number. He stepped into one of the most demanding roles at 66 and led with incredible determination. Truly inspiring!

[@rayatkin3913]

Yes and despite Hitler's putdowns of Churchill being permanently drunk he proved that no obstacle; some drunk!

[@fossy4321]

"Statistics are like a lamppost to a drunken man, used more for support than illumination" Attributed to different authors one of whom was Churchill.

[@zurogato]

Great point! You're right-this quote has been attributed to several people, including Churchill, but it's often one of those sayings that gets passed around without a clear origin. It’s always interesting to see how quotes evolve over time. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@rayatkin3913]

He made some mistakes but was correct and invincible at a time when Britain and the world needed the strongest of leadership. Someone like Churchill only comes along once in a thousand years.

[@zurogato]

Well said, Ray. Churchill certainly rose to the occasion during one of history's darkest times. Despite his flaws, his leadership left an undeniable mark. Thanks for sharing your thoughtful perspective!

[@joelbenegh222]

6:28 --- This is my favourite: Only matters who is LEFT. Great "jeu de mots".

[@zurogato]

Glad you enjoyed that one! It really is a clever play on words-simple yet impactful. Thanks for sharing your favorite! 😊

[@dennisharrington6055]

Thanks. Winston Churchill saved Western Civilization.🇺🇸

[@zurogato]

Absolutely! Churchill’s leadership during such a crucial time really made a huge impact on the course of history. His contributions are certainly unforgettable. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@jameswright6886]

Was it worth it?

[@dennisharrington6055]

@@jameswright6886 definitively. I thank him every morning I wake up and I can still speak German IF I WANT TO, and my neighbors aren’t lampshades.🇺🇸

[@chonpincher]

The correct quote is “This is sort of thing up with which I will not put”. This comment was addressed to an editor of a piece that Churchill had written. The editor had rewritten sentences to avoid ending with a preposition.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing the context! The quote is such a clever jab at rigid grammar rules, and it’s fascinating to hear about its connection to an editor’s revisions. Churchill’s wit never fails to make a strong point, does it?

[@IanBuckley-c8d]

We luv him .. Gallipoli ..

[@helenrichmond6373]

I love the fact that everyone here types their replies grammatically correct. I used to get told off for picking up written errors in our brochures. My corrections could be twelve pages long where as others only bothered with a page or two

[@paulanthonyguy]

I believe it was actually ”This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put”. (To be pedantic about it…)

[@carolyntaylor7]

Love it! I was looking forward to his reply to Lady Astor. 😊

[@zurogato]

Glad you enjoyed it! His exchange with Lady Astor is legendary - Churchill certainly knew how to deliver a memorable comeback! 😄

[@darylcheshire1618]

Churchill asked Roosevelt where did he learn to say “skedule” instead of schedule, Roosevelt replied “from shule”.

[@zurogato]

That's a fun little anecdote! Churchill and Roosevelt's exchanges were always full of character. Thanks for sharing!

[@TheSaltydog07]

😊😊😊😊😊

[@rayatkin3913]

I reckon the yanks are jealous of the British for inventing the English language, they would have liked to, call it Yankish (?). So they depart from pronunciation and grammar as much as they can to differentiate.

[@richardunruh4035]

American here. I worked with English colleagues for a while and we had great fun teasing each other in emails: Phonetic spellings to force the reader to read it in the writer's pronunciation. Also fun was intentionally misspelling words to match some of the quirks of the reader's language ("ex: color" vs "colour" resulting on changing all "-or" ending words to "-our", "-er" to "-re", etc.). Some of the results were practically indecipherable.

[@darylcheshire1618]

Just corrected Roosevelt’s name, it is not “Rooservelt”.

[@johndavey72]

Wonderful ❤ l have a cd of this mans greatest spheeches but you have educated me with others l did not know ......thankyou ❤

[@zurogato]

Thank you so much! That CD must be incredible-he truly had a way with words. I'm glad I could share some lesser-known ones and add to what you already know. Appreciate your kind words! ❤

[@magnusganson2822]

🎉😢😮😅😊

[@goodbarbenie5477]

Hahaha... Haha... aha 😂🤣. Absolutely priceless indeed.

[@zurogato]

Glad you got a good laugh out of it! Churchill sure had a way with words-timeless and priceless indeed! 😂 Thanks for watching!

[@dirtfarmer7472]

A very nice video, nice enough that I wanted to watch it again so that’s what I’m going to do now. Thank you Sir.

[@zurogato]

Thank you so much! I'm thrilled you enjoyed it enough to watch again. Hope you enjoy round two-thanks for the support!

[@dirtfarmer7472]

@ Yes round 2 was just as good as round 1 especially about standing in a bucket, that got my attention.

[@zurogato]

That's awesome to hear! I'm glad the bucket analogy grabbed your attention-it's one of those brilliant Churchill quips that mixes wit with wisdom. Thanks for watching it twice and for your support!

[@steveyountz1757]

Had that been in Churchill's voice it would have been pretty good...😎

[@zurogato]

True! Nothing beats the delivery of Churchill's iconic voice. Maybe we’ll try something closer next time. 😎

[@richardunruh4035]

I'd rather hear a person with a poor command of English try to read English than an AI robot. I would respect the person for the attempt, regardless of the performance.

[@zurogato]

@richardunruh4035 You say that because you haven't heard me speak English yet! If you did, your ears might be broken by now. 😂 Just kidding! As someone who isn't a native English speaker, I use TTS to help deliver content smoothly, but I totally understand the appeal of a more personal touch. Your respect for the effort means a lot-thank you!

[@richardunruh4035]

@ English is a tough language because it has roots in both Latinate and Germanic, plus a few words borrowed from Gallic and other tongues, plus place names in the U.S. taken from native Americans. It's a crazy mix. It also has so many rules and exceptions for grammar, but even harder are the rules where pronunciation and even meaning of words change based on context. The hardest are idioms and metaphors (but every language has them, so it's just something you have to learn, regardless). As I said, respect for the attempt. The more you practice the more you improve. The only people that might complain probably never even tried to learn a second language, and are just displaying their insensitivity and ignorance. Ignore them. For anyone who hasn't tried learning a new language (or are struggling with a new language) I recommend watching the Star Trek Next Generation episode "Darmok". It's a good story but underlying it are the layers of showing the viewer how hard it can be to learn a language, actually learning some of the language, and thus appreciating it when others attempt to learn your language.

[@paulfallon7038]

Love the one about diplomacy 😂

[@zurogato]

Glad you liked it! Churchill’s take on diplomacy really does bring a smile. 😂 Thanks for watching!

[@davefrench3608]

The Great Man My favourite of his is after Pearl Harbour - that night I slept the sleep of the saved and the thankful. What would we have done without him.

[@zurogato]

That quote really captures the immense relief and gratitude felt at such a pivotal moment. Churchill's leadership during the war was truly a defining force, and it's hard to imagine how different things could have been without him. Thanks for sharing your favorite-it’s a powerful reminder of his impact!

[@TheSaltydog07]

❤❤❤❤😢

[@coldlakealta4043]

brilliant. I put it in the "save" folder for future enjoyment

[@zurogato]

Thank you so much! I'm thrilled you found it brilliant enough to save for later-your support means a lot!

[@tbwpiper189]

His imperfections made him ideal.

[@zurogato]

Well said! His flaws, along with his strengths, certainly made him a unique and impactful leader. Thanks for sharing!

[@grandcrowdadforde6127]

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend... && inside a dog, its too dark to read-- Groucho

[@zurogato]

Groucho's humor is always a delight-classic and timeless! Thanks for sharing that brilliant quote. It’s amazing how these witticisms never lose their charm.

[@Lambert7785]

thanks so much - good fun :)

[@zurogato]

Glad you enjoyed it! Churchill’s wit never gets old, does it? 😊

[@geoffreylee5199]

National Lampoon ran, in 1970?, a list of his wittiest remarks; funny as can be!

[@zurogato]

That sounds like a great read! Churchill's wit definitely stands the test of time. National Lampoon must've had a lot of fun compiling those gems. Thanks for sharing-I'll have to check that out!

[@HHHGeorge]

Some of the quotes attributed to Winston Churchill in this video are actually those of Oscar Wilde. Nonetheless a good video. Pity the person who chose to have a battle of wits with Winston.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for pointing that out! It can be tricky sometimes with quotes, as they’re often misattributed over time. I’ll double-check for future videos to ensure accuracy. And you’re absolutely right-anyone who dared to take on Churchill in a battle of wits would definitely have their hands full! Glad you enjoyed the video, and thanks so much for being a subscriber-I really appreciate your support!

[@mylesjordan9970]

The quote about a lie getting halfway around the world before the truth gets its pants on is Mark Twain, the “Betsy, you’re ugly-and tomorrow, I’ll be sober” is W. C. Fields, etc., etc- though, to be fair, there’s some overlap.

[@FrancisThurmer]

@@mylesjordan9970 Doesn't the fact that it's "pants" and not TROUSERS rather suggest it's NOT a Churchill quote ?

[@mylesjordan9970]

@ You’re right-but it’s also unclear whether Churchill or W. C. Fields was the one who originated the “and tomorrow, I shall be sober” line; one of them stole from the other.

[@brendonroberts3121]

True

[@alexpaira8354]

Enjoyed it 👍

[@zurogato]

Thanks so much for subscribing, Alex! Glad you enjoyed it-more great content is on the way! 👍

[@macbeavers6938]

"You can get more done with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word." --Royce K. Beavers USMC machine gunner Guadalcanal, Bougainville, Guam, Iwo Jima.

[@zurogato]

That's a powerful quote, and it carries even more weight coming from someone with your experiences. Thank you for your service, Sir!

[@tudyk21]

Often attributed to Al Capone.

[@elwyrick]

If Winston really said he didn't have time to write a short speech, he was paraphrasing Mark Twain who said that about apologizing for writing a long letter.

[@zurogato]

Great observation! That famous idea about the challenge of brevity has often been linked to Twain, though variations have appeared over time. Churchill may have adapted it in his own way. Thanks for sharing!

[@w.reidripley1968]

Usual attribution is to Descartes or Voltaire -- I cannot remember which.

[@danny53012]

"We live very simply-but with all the essentials of life well understood and provided for-hot baths, cold Champagne, new peas and old brandy," 😊😊🍾🍾

[@zurogato]

Ah, Churchill really knew how to define 'the essentials of life'-practical and indulgent all at once! Cheers to that philosophy! 🍾😊

[@philipmilner9638]

Church also said "golf is a wood walk ruined".

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing! Just a heads-up-this quote is often attributed to Mark Twain, not Churchill, but it’s definitely in line with his humor.

[@carolking6355]

Marvellous.

[@zurogato]

Thank you, @carolking6355! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@davidappleton2208]

The quote I remember is when he crossed paths with Bessie Braddock. She said Mr Churchill,you are DRUNK ! He replied, yes you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober.

[@zurogato]

That's definitely one of the most famous stories about Churchill. His sharp wit never took a day off! Thanks for sharing it, David!

[@williammartin6510]

All great quotes are attributed to Churchill, Wilde, Lincoln, Franklin, Twain, or the Bible

[@zurogato]

So true! Those legends seem to be everyone’s go-to sources for timeless wisdom. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who said what, but their words are always worth revisiting!

[@tudyk21]

And Leonidas! 😂

[@TheSaltydog07]

And Noel Coward.

[@malcolmdale9607]

And George Bernard Shaw -"advice for those about to get married: don't"

[@rogerstone3068]

Or Mae West.

[@robleary3353]

'He looks at our National affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drain pipe!' Reffering to Chamberlain. 😂

[@zurogato]

That's a classic Churchill burn! His way with words was unmatched-sharp, vivid, and unforgettable. Thanks for sharing that gem!

[@christopherx7428]

He did not receive the Nobel prize just for what he wrote but also for his rhetoric. As far as I know, he is the only one in history to have rhetoric in the motivation for the Nobel Prize.

[@zurogato]

You're absolutely right! Churchill's Nobel Prize in Literature recognized both his written works and his powerful oratory. His ability to inspire through words was truly unmatched. Thanks for sharing this interesting insight!

[@Supernaut2000]

I often wonder if Churchill and Samuel Clemens were somehow related? Brilliant minds indeed!

[@zurogato]

That’s an interesting thought! Both Churchill and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) certainly shared a gift for wit and sharp observations. Imagine the conversations they could’ve had!

[@mayorb3366]

3:04 The rule of not ending a sentence with a preposition has largely been rescinded. The reason it came about is that in Latin transcripts a preposition at the end of a sentence would render the statement nonsensical. When the writings were translated into English, the rule stuck.

[@zurogato]

Great observation, and thanks for sharing that insight! The quote at 3:04 is a fun play on that old grammatical rule, and Churchill's clever twist on it shows his knack for humor and wordplay. It’s fascinating how language rules evolve over time-and how figures like Churchill could make even grammar entertaining!

[@RO8s]

The rule against the split infinitive is similar - it cannot be done in Latin and therefore shouldn't be done in English - absurd snobbery!

[@mayorb3366]

@@RO8s Interesting! I didn't know about that part.

[@michaelknibbs]

As admirable as I find him, he was also a bully and a boor. It's hard to see his stubbornness, courage, misogyny, and bombast through today's 'enlightened' lens. He was above all 'a man for his time' and we owe him enormous thanks. His view of hitler and fascism in the late 1930's was prescient and he was a stormcock! And damn, he was bloody funny!

[@zurogato]

Thanks for your thoughtful comment, Michael! You’ve really captured Churchill’s complex legacy. He was indeed a man of his time-with both admirable courage and prescient views on Hitler and fascism, as well as traits like stubbornness and bombast that can seem off through today's lens. His humor and audacity certainly left a mark, and it's fascinating to see how history remembers such a multifaceted figure. Appreciate you sharing your insights!

[@garybrenner6236]

I love his quotes! Now if only you Brits could learn to drive on the correct, "right" side of the road!

[@GordonDonaldson-v1c]

@@zurogato I've read all the comments this far, and nobody has mentioned the Bengal Famine. Or the decision to defend Greece rather than knock the Italians out of North Africa in '41. Someone did mention Gallipoli, though.

[@Matt-cz9el]

Some context behind some of these would be nice. A sharp barb will often silence the dim witted. Sir Winston was certainly a force to be reckoned with.

[@zurogato]

Great point! Adding context would definitely give more depth to the quotes. Churchill's sharp wit was certainly legendary-he knew how to command both a room and a conversation. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@captmisha]

To th3e Prince of Wales.. " I am afraid that in the exuberance of your own verbosity, you have been led astray, into several misleading inexactitudes, thereby departing from the realm of veracity and public rectitude!!" The Prince quietly asked the Queen what it meant,, She replied " He says you are bullshitting Dear" LOL LOL

[@zurogato]

Haha, love that punchline! Thanks for sharing such a good laugh! 😂

[@mikejduk]

Churchill was the first Politician I took a keen interest in, as a youth. I knew little enough of his exploits then to still admire him. Hailed the hero of the second world war, the truth of it is, he irresponsibly sent thousands of men to their graves, treating them no better than canon fodder. I guess his writing skills were really his greatest asset, getting him out of many a fix!

[@zurogato]

Churchill certainly had a complex legacy-admired by many for his leadership, though not without criticism. His remarkable writing skills definitely helped shape his public image. Appreciate you sharing your thoughts!

[@firstmkb]

Read the biography about his time in the Boer War. He was more complicated than that.

[@usafvet100]

While Churchill was visiting the White House, Roosevelt wanted to discuss an idea with him and wheeled into his bedchamber unannounced. Churchill had just emerged from the bath, and was in a state of nature. FDR apologized, but Churchill waved it off. "This just shows that the Prime Minister of Great Britain has nothing to conceal from the President of the United States!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@zurogato]

Ha! Classic Churchill wit at its finest! 😂 He certainly had a way of handling those awkward situations with charm. Thanks for sharing that great story!

[@LarryReeve-u9y]

I recognize one from Samuel Clemons, about a lie going around the world.

[@zurogato]

Good eye! That quote is often attributed to both Churchill and Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens). It's fascinating how timeless these observations are, no matter who said them. Thanks for pointing that out!

[@noelpucarua2843]

He inspired Ireland and India to stand against tyranny.

[@zurogato]

Churchill’s legacy is certainly multifaceted, and perspectives on his actions vary widely depending on the lens of history. Thanks for sharing-it’s always thought-provoking to reflect on history from different angles.

[@michaelrowsell1160]

Wasn't Ireland on the side of the Nazis ,

[@noelpucarua2843]

@@michaelrowsell1160 Do you know how many Irish men and women fought the Nazis? Ireland was neutral. It was neutral in exactly the same way America was neutral. Do you think America was on the side of the Nazis? If so, say so.

[@noelpucarua2843]

@ Churchill was not more "multifaceted" than anyone else. It is not the "lens of history" that cause perspectives to vary widely. It is more likely to be ignorance of what actually happened. Unless of course you think of history as only what is written down, read, viewed in film, listened to on radio and seen on television. Churchill bombed Dublin, enabled the partition and occupation of Ireland, and then wanted the Irish to fight for Britain. Many Irish men and women did fight against the Nazis. On a related topic: Ireland's neutrality was on the same basis as American neutrality. Remember, America did not declare war on Germany. Germany declared war on America. Only then did America join in the European war.

[@angloaust1575]

He had his place in history No doubt he was born for it An adventurer in the sudan Fighting the heathen in one of the last cavalry charges Altho the aussies did one Later at beersheba in ww1 And the gallant poles in ww2

[@lougottlieb156]

"What did you bring that book I don't want to be read to out of up for, Gabe?"

[@zurogato]

Great quote! It’s got that witty, sharp feel to it. Thanks for sharing it!

[@lougottlieb156]

It's the match for "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."

[@zaphodbeeblebrox4574]

Our county, right now, is in great need of a man like Churchill. Starmer is absolutely lacking (pathetic) when compared to a great man like Winston !.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing your perspective! It’s fascinating how Churchill's legacy continues to spark such strong opinions. I appreciate your input!

[@rogerstone3068]

Unfortunately the AI reading this often misses the stress emphasis which would carry the meaning of the quotation.

[@zurogato]

Appreciate the feedback! I see what you mean-getting the right emphasis is tricky with TTS. I'll keep working to improve the listening experience. Thanks for watching!

[@FredScuttle456]

"Diplomacy is the art of telling somebody to go to hell in a way which makes them look forward to the journey". Our current British foreign secretary is David Lammy. How's that gonna work out?

[@zurogato]

Ha! Churchill certainly had a way with words. As for how it’ll work out-guess we’ll have to watch and see, though diplomacy’s always an adventure, right?

[@pjnugent8198]

Churchill & George Bernard Shaw were actually friends so when Shaw wrote a letter to Churchill once he enclosed two tickets in it saying " find enclosed two tickets to the opening night of my new play ' bring a friend if you have one. Churchill replied " very sorry but im unable to attend the first night of your new play but i will make every effort to make the second night ' if there is one.

[@zurogato]

That's one of my favorite exchanges between Churchill and Shaw-classic British humor at its finest! Thanks for sharing it here; it always brings a smile.

[@pjnugent8198]

@@zurogato dont forget Shaw was Irish.

[@stephenreeds3632]

The "modest man" quotation is about Clement Atlee who did more for vulnerable, working class people than Churchill would even have considered.

[@zurogato]

You're right-Atlee played a pivotal role in shaping post-war Britain with his social reforms. Churchill’s wit may have overshadowed Atlee’s contributions at times, but history certainly recognizes them both.

[@N7492]

FWIW, many of these were said by others. "It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations". Churchill was well read!

[@zurogato]

Interesting take! Churchill’s wit often included borrowing and adapting quotes, which certainly made for some memorable lines. Thanks for sharing your perspective!

[@mothmagic1]

True but he used all of them himself at some point. A truly great man at a time when we desperately needed one

[@N7492]

@@mothmagic1 Amen!

[@denisross2923]

Churchill as leader of the Conservatives allegedly was at the urinal in the House of Commons when Tony Benn the Labour Minister for industry joined him. Churchill allegedly shielded his nether parts with his hand. Asked why he was shy Churchill quipped: "Whenever you Labour people see something big you want to nationalise it."

[@zurogato]

That's a classic Churchill quip! His sharp wit truly knew no bounds-even in the most unexpected situations. 😂

[@francisebbecke2727]

Churchill is always good to listen to unless he trying to get you to invade the Dardanelles or send battleships to the Pacific when enemy warplanes are there.

[@zurogato]

Churchill's bold ideas certainly had their share of controversy, and the Dardanelles campaign is a prime example. While his leadership had many highs, it's true that not every decision was without its risks or criticism. Thanks for sharing this perspective-it's always fascinating to discuss the complex sides of historical figures!

[@tonyklymson8096]

Some quotes were from Mark Twain l think . I would be sceptical were it the other way around .😊

[@zurogato]

Haha, good point, Tony! Twain's wit was so legendary that it wouldn’t be surprising if people accidentally attributed Churchill's quotes to him. Thanks for watching and sharing your thoughts! 😊

[@DrMichaelWidlanski]

We all love and respect Sir Winston, but the quote about the speed of lies is not a Churchill original. It actually dates back to the 19th century, often credited to Mark Twain, but probably originally popularized by English clergyman Charles Haddon Spurgeon in 1855 and later in his book (1858). See Ralph Keyes, The Quote Verifier.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for the detailed insight and source reference! It's fascinating how quotes often evolve over time. I'll definitely look into this. Appreciate you sharing your knowledge!

[@R._Thornhill]

This was very well done, aside from the spotty A.I.

[@zurogato]

Glad you enjoyed the video! The AI you’re hearing is the text-to-speech software we use, and while it's not perfect, we’re always looking to improve it. Thanks for your feedback!

[@baronessnewt]

Shame about the AI commentary that got a lot of the emphasise wrong. It spoiled some of the meanings. Better to turn the sound off and read them.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I appreciate the feedback on the narration. We use a TTS voice to make the videos accessible, but I’ll keep your point about emphasis in mind moving forward. Glad you still enjoyed the quotes!

[@baronessnewt]

@ thank you for your reply. Please say “in the future” and not this dreadful new expression “ moving forward” . Winston Churchill would turn in his grave as he spoke beautiful English.

[@zurogato]

@baronessnewt Thanks for the suggestion! As someone who's not a native English speaker, I truly value input like this to help improve my language skills. I'll be sure to say 'in the future' instead-great tip! Really appreciate your thoughtful feedback.

[@GordonDonaldson-v1c]

@@baronessnewt ". . . spoke beautiful English . . ." When he wasn't slurring.

[@grahamcrooks3581]

One of these quotes is a paraphrase. " I may be drunk, Miss" . Churchill would never have addressed Lady Astor , [whom he knew well] as "Miss".

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing this insight! You’re absolutely right that Churchill and Lady Astor were well acquainted, so “Miss” does sound off. The quote is often paraphrased or altered in retellings, which makes historical accuracy a bit tricky. I appreciate your attention to detail!

[@TheSaltydog07]

As the Brits say, "Brilliant!" ❤

[@zurogato]

Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it. Cheers! ❤

[@johnallen7807]

No, the Brits would say "Jolly good"

[@TheSaltydog07]

@johnallen7807 Pip-pip, and Bob's your Uncle. 💋

[@shirleyannelindberg1692]

Psalm 85:12 Truth will spring up from the earth, and justice will look down from heaven.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for sharing that beautiful verse from Psalm 85:12. It’s a powerful reminder of the importance of truth and justice. Appreciate your thoughtful contribution!

[@dldwiggins]

George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill had this lively exchange of telegrams: Shaw to Churchill: I have reserved two seats for you at the first night of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one. Churchill to Shaw: Can not attend your first night. Please reserve two seats for the second night, if you have one.

[@zurogato]

Ah, a classic exchange between two sharp minds! Their wit never disappoints-thanks for sharing this gem! It’s incredible how even their banter is so timelessly entertaining. Churchill and Shaw definitely knew how to keep things lively!

[@nicholasconnolly2227]

Thanks for the reminder.

[@agibbs-d6o]

I HAVE HIS SERIES OF BOOKS ... The GATHERING STORM ;)

[@zurogato]

That's awesome! The Gathering Storm is such a powerful read-Churchill’s insight into those times is incredible. Thanks for sharing! 😊

[@TheNitsua59]

Some of these quotes sound a lot like Mark Twain.

[@zurogato]

That's a great observation! Both Churchill and Mark Twain were known for their sharp wit and memorable quips, so it's interesting to hear how some of their quotes can sound similar. Thanks for sharing your insight!

[@bobleton2807]

Some men change ...

[@zurogato]

True, Bob. Churchill had his share of growth and challenges over time, like most remarkable figures in history. Appreciate your perspective!

[@Sandrab769]

Now we have Donald J Trump! ❤

[@zurogato]

Churchill and Trump certainly have their own unique styles! Thanks for sharing your thoughts. 😊

[@w.reidripley1968]

Even more so, J.D. Vance: "I really don't care, Margaret."

[@neilfraser2349]

Excellent video on the words of this Great man.

[@zurogato]

Thanks so much, Neil! Glad you enjoyed the video - Churchill’s words truly stand the test of time.

[@JonahBread]

" W H.A.T A M.A.N " 🇬🇧♥️🇺🇸♥️🇬🇧♥️🇺🇸♥️🇬🇧♥️🇺🇸

[@zurogato]

Well, he certainly made his mark in history! Thanks for the enthusiasm, Jonah! Churchill's legacy still sparks a lot of admiration across the globe. Appreciate you watching! 😊

[@annsidbrant5350]

I enjoyed this video. Winston Churchill was a remarkable man who played a very large part in making the free world prevail against Nazism. For all of that, I am in two minds about him. His quotes suggests to me that he was contemptuous of women.

[@zurogato]

Glad you enjoyed the video and appreciate your thoughtful insights. Churchill's contributions to history are undeniable, though opinions on his attitudes-including toward women-can certainly be mixed. It’s fascinating to reflect on how complex historical figures can be. Thanks for sharing your perspective!

[@MikeRobinson-st5yy]

Ruined by background music. Why?

[@zurogato]

Appreciate the feedback! I included background music to enhance the experience, but I understand it’s not everyone's preference. I'll keep this in mind for future videos. Thanks for watching!

[@MikeRobinson-st5yy]

@@zurogato You are kind to reply: I hope you didn't think me too impertinent...

[@zurogato]

@MikeRobinson-st5yy Not at all, Mike! I really appreciate you taking the time to share your thoughts. Your feedback helps me improve, and I’m always open to it. Thanks again for watching!

[@doertefaatz]

If I could I would give 1000 likes! This made my day, month, if not my year!

[@zurogato]

Wow, thank you so much! Your kind words mean the world to me. I'm thrilled to hear it brightened your day, month, or even your year. Your support truly inspires me-thanks a million!

[@LesterMoore]

"In the face of unbridled immigration, England should have another Winston Churchill ... before the horse runs off with it" ____Lester Moore January 28, 2025

[@zurogato]

Churchill certainly had a strong voice during challenging times. Thanks for sharing your perspective.

[@inominate2024]

Full or misquotes.

[@zurogato]

That's a fair point! Churchill sometimes adopted or adapted existing quotes in his speeches, which can blur the lines. If you noticed anything specific, I'd love to hear it-thanks for watching!

[@LanceNel-t6d]

The content of the quotes is occasionally inaccurate

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I always strive to present accurate quotes, but I appreciate you keeping me on my toes.

[@ernesthastie-gg7kn]

He said that income tax will never be more than thru Pence In the pound

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing that! Churchill certainly had his share of bold statements, though keeping taxes that low might have been wishful thinking even in his time. His ideas often sparked debate!

[@LewisSkeeter]

The one about being sober in the morning may have been by W C Fields.

[@zurogato]

That’s a great observation! The quote about being sober has indeed been linked to both Churchill and W.C. Fields over the years-definitely a witty gem!

[@nicholasconnolly2227]

No, it was i response to an accusation of being drunk by Bessie Braddock , a great Liverpool labbour MP.

[@LewisSkeeter]

He probably said it, but did he say it first?

A questionably 'GREAT' war leader - but a man with one hell of a SCRIPT WRITER

[@zurogato]

Churchill definitely knew the power of words, whether they were his own or polished by great speechwriters. Either way, those speeches certainly left a lasting impact. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@clark9992]

I think this is A.I.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for your comment, Clark! Just to clarify, while I use text-to-speech (TTS) for narration, the content itself is all human-curated. I’m a non-native English speaker, so TTS helps me deliver it smoothly. Appreciate your input!

[@monichat]

Did Churchil have anything witty to say about the 1945 elections when he lost his PM job ?

[@zurogato]

Great question! After losing the 1945 elections, Churchill had a couple of memorable remarks. One was, "They have a perfect right to kick me out. That is democracy." But perhaps his wittiest take was, "The people have had enough of me, and now they shall have a chance to miss me." Classic Churchill-gracious yet undeniably confident. Thanks for asking!

[@monichat]

@@zurogato Thank you - People did miss him indeed !

[@Crisis-What-Crisis]

"I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."

[@zurogato]

Churchill’s legacy is undeniably complex, and comments like this highlight how his views were shaped by his time. It’s always important to examine history with both its achievements and its controversies in mind. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

[@firstmkb]

Ouch.

[@michaelburgess6556]

Churchill opposed tyranny except that of the British Empire.

[@zurogato]

Churchill’s legacy certainly sparks diverse opinions, as he’s remembered both for his staunch opposition to tyranny during World War II and for his strong support of the British Empire. His actions and views often reflect the complexities of the era he lived in. Thanks for sharing your perspective-it’s always thought-provoking to consider historical figures from multiple angles!

[@siddhrajdhadhal8372]

The person who starved millions in India

[@zurogato]

Churchill's legacy is certainly complex and viewed differently around the world. Thanks for sharing your perspective.

[@harryzero1566]

Churchill's quotes are largely recorded, this content is a string of quotes spoken by a third party. Whats worse, spoken by a commonly used script deader, the end result is a dry reiteration of the original.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for the feedback, Harry. I understand where you're coming from. I use text-to-speech narration to maintain clear and consistent delivery, but I get that it can sound less engaging than a lively voiceover. I’ll keep your thoughts in mind as I continue improving the content. Appreciate you taking the time to share your perspective!

[@RhysDavies-n9f]

Churchill was a bigoted snob. His actions as home Secretary should never be forgotten

[@zurogato]

Churchill was certainly a complex figure with both achievements and controversies. Thanks for sharing your perspective!

[@RhysDavies-n9f]

@@zurogato As home Secretary he sent troops to Llanelli, Merthyr and Wrexham to subdue workers who were trying to get achieve a subsistence wage. My grandad was shot at in Llanelli and 3 innocents totally unrelated to events were killed. His actions in Ireland were at best questionable or as many view him abominable

[@marengo1961]

It has actually been categorically proven that Churchill eother never said most of these or they are simply repeats !!!

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts! While it's true that famous figures like Churchill often have quotes misattributed to them over time, the quotes in this video were carefully researched, and most are widely accepted as his. That said, it’s always intriguing to explore the origins and contexts of such iconic sayings. Appreciate you sharing your perspective!

[@rogerarthur6571]

You missed out "gallipoli is a great plan" or "who cares about a couple of million indians" or "the black and tans are not cold blooded monsters"

[@zurogato]

Ah, I see what you did there-touché! While those aren’t direct quotes from Churchill, they do point to some of the more debated decisions and statements from his time. Like any historical figure, his legacy is a mix of brilliance, controversy, and context. Thanks for adding a bit of sharp humor to the discussion!

[@iain4295]

I watched a film recently, and Churchill was depicted as a bit of an old duffer, mentally weak with a Toy poddle mut. Makes me think he was never as good as people say.

[@zurogato]

Interesting observation! Some films do take creative liberties with Churchill’s personality, often amplifying his vulnerabilities for dramatic effect. While he did have a poodle named Rufus, his leadership during critical moments like WWII speaks volumes about his resilience.

[@RO8s]

Why would it make you think that?

[@keithad6485]

He was also a fraudster, doing paintings of dead french artists and signing the painting with the dead artists signature and selling them fooling the new owner. This was at a time before the war when he was a back bencher and needed more money than his parliament salary provided to pay for the upkeep of Chartwell.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing that bit of history! Churchill certainly had a colorful past, and his life wasn't without its controversies. However, his legacy in leading Britain through WWII is what he is most remembered for today. Always interesting to explore the full picture of historical figures!

[@farmerpete6274]

what a load of bollocks...

[@keithad6485]

@@farmerpete6274 you are entitled to your opinion. As I am entitled to mine. I think your opinion is bollocks.

[@farmerpete6274]

@@keithad6485 If you can provide links to the allegations, then I will concede, but until you do, my original comments stay.

[@venugopalrao3597]

Wit. Yes. An eloquent speaker. However a racist , imperialist. He is given too much credit. If the US had not joined the WW 2 on the side of the Allies and Hitler had not made the blunder of invading Russia in winter, UK would have fallen.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for sharing your perspective! Churchill’s legacy is indeed a complex one-he’s admired for his leadership and oratory during World War II but also criticized for his views and actions reflective of his era. The points you mentioned, such as the US joining the Allies and the events on the Eastern Front, were definitely pivotal in the war’s outcome. Churchill’s wit and eloquence, though, remain a fascinating aspect of his character that many find worth exploring. Appreciate you watching and contributing to the discussion!

[@stephenpratt4842]

All true, except that the USA didn't join the war voluntarily. Hitler's Germany declared war on the USA, (for reasons best known to him) after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour.

[@dldwiggins]

Hitler invaded Russia in June. Hardly winter. He failed (as had Napoleon) to FINISH the invasion before winter came.

[@welshpete12]

No, it was impossible for German forces to cross the channel . Churchill knew this, but kept it to himself . So the country would rally behind him. Why could they not cross ? Simple , they only had inland canal barges, that would need to be towed . There was a shortage of tugs and those that were available would only be able to do less then 5 knots . The tides in the English channel are fast and dangerous . I know from personal experience ! With the home fleet at Scapa Flow ready to bonce they would have no chance ! This would be the case even if the British lost control of the air . The out come would be the same .

[@jamesquinn7484]

Rubbish, US dragged its feet joining 2nd world War, since then its the biggest threat to world peace ,all the countries its meddled in is a huge list, the millions of civilians its murdered around the world since then is a disgrace to there nation,but they're to blind to see it, now led by a madman ,I suppose it's kama

[@Kurianganga]

He didn't have any quotes on colonialism because he was a racist colonist.

[@zurogato]

Thank you for sharing your perspective! Churchill’s views and actions, especially regarding colonialism, are often a subject of intense debate and reflection. It’s always important to consider multiple viewpoints when discussing historical figures. Appreciate you joining the conversation!

[@howardsimpson489]

A lot of Kiwis did not trust him. He wanted NZ supplies of food, wool etc and troops but it took the US to defend us against the Japs.

[@baronessnewt]

What an irrelevant and ignorant comment. I wonder how many great sayings you have managed.

[@Bruce15485]

What did the Romans ever o for us ?

[@denisburgess2966]

@monichat He got the pm job back in 1951

[@JohnCurtisDownunder]

None of these quotations seem to be in any way particularly witty, thoughtful or clever. I had thought of him as a very great man. I now think of him as a bit more ordinary.

[@zurogato]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts, John. Churchill certainly had a mix of quotes - some were pragmatic, others more witty or profound. His speeches often stood out for their impact during difficult times rather than cleverness alone. But I get where you're coming from; historical figures can seem more relatable when we dig into their words. Appreciate you watching and sharing your perspective!

[@rogerwright1168]

Here's a great Churchill quote "The Aryan stock is bound to triumph". Or, how about "I do not admit ... for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place". Or how about "Keep England White", or here's a good one "a beastly people with a beastly religion" when he was describing Indians. But I think his wittiest quote was reserved for Asians when he described them as "slit eyes and pig tails". Yes, good old Winston. He was certainly funny and witty.

[@zurogato]

Churchill, like many historical figures, was a complex person whose words and actions reflect both the values of his time and his personal beliefs-some of which can certainly be seen as problematic by today's standards. While this video focuses on his wit and humor, it’s important to also acknowledge the broader context of his legacy. Thank you for sharing your perspective-it’s a reminder that history is multifaceted and worth exploring from multiple angles.

[@rogerwright1168]

@zurogato I understand your point of view, but as someone who was deeply affected by his overtly racist thoughts and actions, it is cold comfort to just accept the apologist argument that " it was excusable because it was a different time". The deaths of over 2 million Bengalis was a result of his witty phrase that the Bengal famine was the fault of the Hindus because "they bred like rabbits". His own words.

[@nicholasconnolly2227]

The one thing that Winston lacked, was appreciation and enjoyment of our differences. All the world was educated, just in different ways.

[@paulclarke2746]

The truth hurts

[@paulclarke2746]

I don't apologize to the apolijusts