This man drank five Five Hour Energy's at once and unlocked that Forbidden Hour.
@colinturner7120 Жыл бұрын
The Russian badger wants his joke back....
@Plastikdoom Жыл бұрын
Nah, he had most of the pallet, aka methamphetamines the real deal. Not some wimpy energy shots, haha.
@ImprovmanZero Жыл бұрын
It is the people's joke for us to share comrade
@rarinrecruit3150 Жыл бұрын
I could help but think “something something Tartarus”
@doodknight019 ай бұрын
I have actually drank 5 five hour energies... as well as two redlines, two Rockstar and a three tall can monsters (the ones with the twist off top) all within an hour... man idk how I'm alive
@coolnamebro7363 Жыл бұрын
Captain America=Super Soldier Serum. Captain Finland=Meth, just a shit tonne of meth.
@jonathanevans3853 Жыл бұрын
@Magnustophelesdon't forget LSD
@Mike-eg9ok Жыл бұрын
Really, you ever wonder how the Germans beat the French in 6 weeks? Because they didn't require sleep.
@AegisMaelstrom1410 ай бұрын
Roadrunner bypassed traps, Wyle E gets hit with his own traps, Aimo proves cartoon physics and animated ragdoll survivable.
@JaxMerrick Жыл бұрын
Simo Hayha: Range is just a number. Aimo: *MEEP MEEP*
@danielbrooks732 Жыл бұрын
And you just made my day good sir, meep meep
@Witherbrine98 Жыл бұрын
Between these two, I'm of the impression that Finnish soldiers were built different back then.
@JaxMerrick Жыл бұрын
@@Witherbrine98 Don't forget Lauri Törni/Larry Thorne, who fought for three different militaries from the Continuation War through Vietnam (Finnish army, Waffen-SS, US Army Special Forces).
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
More like dash from the Incredibles
@Krokmaniak Жыл бұрын
@@JaxMerrickMan literally too angry at Soviets to just retire
@linkinpark601 Жыл бұрын
There's actually a 3rd finnish soldier that would be worth a mention. Lauri Törni or later, Larry Thorne. He fought in the finnish army,then in a SS volunteer brigade and then went to the US and became a green beret before going missing in Vietnam. Man hated the colour red really badly.
@Effect-Without-Cause Жыл бұрын
They found the wreckage in 1999 btw.
@chazo1367 Жыл бұрын
@@Effect-Without-Cause Remains formally identified in 2003 and he was buried in Arlington, along with the RVNAF casualties of the mission recovered at the crash site. Memorialised on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial too.
@Gyrbae Жыл бұрын
The holy trinity of legendary finnish soldiers. Simo Häyhä, Lauri Törni and Aimo Koivunen.
@devinwhite5064 Жыл бұрын
ah yes, the soldier of three armies
@BlackEpyon Жыл бұрын
If the trend of the past year is any indication, he'll immediately be condemned of war crimes, simply for volunteering for the SS, regardless of what he did or didn't do.
@asuratextingstories Жыл бұрын
Mikeburnfire had a campfire story about him, at least I think it was a campfire story, and Zach had the perfect phrase to *describe him: "There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"
@Shimmeringashes. Жыл бұрын
It is episode 147 - Bradley's Birthright a bit abridged but it's got most of the story points right
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
6:52 Given the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE his system has been slammed into, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the verge of overheating if he slept through a snowstorm.
@ShinigamiSamaH Жыл бұрын
His body went so fast it actually speed up his evolution and allow him to sustain on Meth alone.
@Damen178 Жыл бұрын
Count Dankula did a video on this story. He pointed out that the Finnish doctors who examined him concluded that he was "built different." When it came to his photo, he also said "That is the face of a man who has seen God."
@jonathanevans3853 Жыл бұрын
"this is a man who has seen the face of God, spit in it and skidd'd away"
@Xeno_Solarus7 ай бұрын
@@jonathanevans3853 Eyyy, a fellow fan of Mike and Zach's New Vegas videos.
@jonathanevans38537 ай бұрын
@@Xeno_Solarus yeah I find them hilarious. I still play New Vegas and fallout 3 so watching their videos is nostalgic
@ryanzahn6581 Жыл бұрын
this man took so much meth he was able to reallocate all stat points into agility and durability
@isaacgraff8288 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced hypothermia was not an issue because his heart thought he was a hummingbird. Remember being rescued 2 weeks later the man had a resting heart rate of 200bpm. Normal resting heart rate is about 1/3 that.
@CorporalCookie Жыл бұрын
Yeah, his blood was circulating so fast that it was leaving skid marks in his veins.
@jonathanevans3853 Жыл бұрын
I started laughing my ass off as soon as you said hummingbird cuz my mind immediately went to the extremely high heart rate and the consumption of calories that normally comes to most hummingbirds and then how he'd lost so much weight. The man probably running a body temperature at least 30% higher than normal with a heart rate that fast there's no telling how fast is heart was going well he was actually skiing
@johnj.spurgin7037 Жыл бұрын
I still can't get over tweakers on ice. How in the nine hells did this man survive?
@FubukiTheIcyKing Жыл бұрын
Roll for luck
@JaxMerrick Жыл бұрын
Finns are just built different.
@doyourbest_uwu Жыл бұрын
@@FubukiTheIcyKing "30" "HOW?"
@FubukiTheIcyKing Жыл бұрын
@@doyourbest_uwu Meth
@danielbrooks732 Жыл бұрын
@@doyourbest_uwu "How do you roll a 30 on a 20 dice?!"
@hjrulez8516 Жыл бұрын
Man became a tank due to meth, so he literally became to high to die
@joshportal2808 Жыл бұрын
I wish schools in America in middle school and highschool would teach about Pervitin. It would get much more people to paid attention in class and make more people to want to learn. I actually got in trouble in middle school history class, my grandfather on my mom’s side told me about the meth the Nazis used. I got in trouble for talking about meth not the history behind it. When I teach the new generation about it, most kids want to learn and read more. Here is a side note: 2 attempts on Hitler’s life that most people don’t know about. One attempt was by a suicidal clown with a red nose. The other one was by a Hitler youth Boy Scouts group. The Abwehr actually knew and did not tell the Gestapo. The Abwehr are also one of the main reasons we know what the Nazis did during the War.
@pyro1047 Жыл бұрын
Amphetamines were a regular part of US military operations in WWII, with some Marines mentioning sometimes normal Marines would go "Kill Crazy" and have no problem gunning down Japanese whether they were surrendering or not with weird crazy smiles on there faces. And they were especially common as "Go Pills" for pilots on long missions. At least until a dumbass disobeyed orders in Iraq/Afghanistan and decided to take the initiative and used his F-16's 20mm rotary cannon to strafe a "group of enemy's trying to shoot him or his wingman down" despite being told not to. Afterwards all hell breaks loose and he's told to GTFO of there and land, upon which he and his wingman are informed they just strayed and killed Canadian troops of the royal princesses brigade or some shit, that were training on a live fire exercise with there Leopard 1's and couldn't possibly have been AAA shooting at them. Pilot freaks out, denys all responsibility and claims it was actually the Airforces fault because he was such a high sortie rate for days and high on go pills which made him do it. (Despite this not being a big issue for the last 40-50yrs). He eventually gets away with it, and now no one's allowed to have anymore fun and Amphetamines have been banned in the US Military as "wakefulness" drugs, and have been replaced by various forms of Modafinil. Basically keeps you awake without the high, and "supposedly" the side effects. But the hallucinations from Amphetamines are mostly from prolonged and/or repeated sleep deprivation which would still occur I imagine.
@Snakie_Chan Жыл бұрын
"It's never time to not fast!" - Aimo Koivunen, March 18th 1944
@MikeEwalt Жыл бұрын
His eyeballs started to vibrate as he approached the speed of light.
@michaelskasick1560 Жыл бұрын
Finnish soldiers: "Oh crap! It's the Soviets! They're on our tail!" Aimo: "Not for long." [eats a ton of Pervitin] [PERKELE intensifies]
@doesthislookunsure894 Жыл бұрын
Dude was living all his years in a single minute level high
@hughshax5903 Жыл бұрын
10:14 this story is fkin fallout logic irl while high as shit on meth
@anlydaly5726 Жыл бұрын
I've heard of higher than a kite, but Aimo just took a page from The Red Baron and just went HIGHER!
@Crttyt67 Жыл бұрын
Man was so high he became the king of the skies, flying too fast and flying too high
@davidlass8409 Жыл бұрын
Drugs are one way to make truth stranger than fiction.
@czarnynight Жыл бұрын
down to 55 in 14 days.... that was a fasted weight lose ever without surgery
@ChaosMachina2022 Жыл бұрын
95 not 55
@czarnynight Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosMachina2022 oh. still. All fat is gone
@theguylivinginyourwalls Жыл бұрын
Aimo heard a voice that said "Aimo take the pills you must finnish this Aimo" and so he did.
@TheSimmr001 Жыл бұрын
15:50 dude looks like the high never ended.
@aquilesgarciaperez59187 ай бұрын
The Meth was nowhere in his body, but into his Soul 😂 😂 😂
@RicardoMeansKing Жыл бұрын
Ascended to godhood on meth is the only way to fight a wolverine
@Okomi874 Жыл бұрын
Lets be real, the only reason this guy died at 71 was that his high finally wore off, if it had lasted longer he'd still be here
@plumdestiny69685 ай бұрын
Factual statement
@Mike_Dubo Жыл бұрын
I was just wheezing through this entire episode! 17 minutes, and I could barely hold myself together. Like, is this dude the inspiration for DC's Snowflame?!
@omega792 Жыл бұрын
man literally activated a videogame cheat code
@7thsealord888 Жыл бұрын
It's an awesome story. In comic books, anyone doing this AND surviving would have ended up with permanent superpowers.
@FubukiTheIcyKing Жыл бұрын
Man was rolling 20s
@DR_REDACTED Жыл бұрын
14:57 3rd most famous Finnish soldier is probably Lauri Allan Törni (Larry Thorn) the soldier of 3 armys🇫🇮
@Archris17 Жыл бұрын
aka: The man with the most burning hatred for the color red in human history. The man so fucking a n g e r y that he didn't care if he was a Nazi or a green beret so long as he got to kill communists. The man who didn't even care what FLAVOR of communist you were, so long as he could murder you!
@GhostBear3067 Жыл бұрын
However much you think you hate communism Törni hated it more.
@chazo1367 Жыл бұрын
@@GhostBear3067no one will ever hate communism more than that man…
@devildogdingman1 Жыл бұрын
Pine needles are actually rich in vitamins.
@Seldonlair Жыл бұрын
You know what Pine Needles aren't rich in? Shit a human can digest to stave off starvation.
@Knightblood1 Жыл бұрын
@Seldonlair not if you cook it like Aimo did
@frednone Жыл бұрын
t lord the taste.
@bthsr7113 Жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like to have a forbidden 11 in both endurance and luck.
@ThyRavenWings Жыл бұрын
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen the face of God and laughed
@josephschultz3301 Жыл бұрын
Super glad you're reacting to this guy's content. Fat Electrician covers a bunch of already super-interesting military shit, makes it hilarious, and then there's the fact that his ad breaks actually advertise some dope shit. The old-style machined tools? Dope. The high-quality, yet dirt cheap holsters? Double dope. Keep on keepin' on, my friend :D
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
Dude looks like he has seen the face of god. He may also be dash from the Incredibles
@TheKenchanx Жыл бұрын
"There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
@@TheKenchanxgoing reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Richiedoesmc Жыл бұрын
Aimo was a marine in a past life change my mind.
@MatthewJBRO Жыл бұрын
Pine needles are a great source of vitamin C. They are great when steeped into a tea.
@josephstaggs4545 Жыл бұрын
Highly recommend you keep reacting to his videos on specific soldiers. Comedy aside the stories are as nuts as they are inspiring
@brandonreed88 Жыл бұрын
If you think about the cabin he kept scooting away from the fire. He was laying on the floor kip so he way lower than the smoke
@Lastofthesigilites Жыл бұрын
That man's blood was moving fast enough ice was not gonna stick to it.
@BoxPossum96 Жыл бұрын
Spawncamp soviets, Burn random cabin, Run fades with log, another day in the life.
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
styropyro normally covers lasers but he has a few vids where he makes and talks about a book of old home remedies 😂
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
When was like glow-in-the-dark crayons that had literally radium or uranium something like that in them
@sonofjack6286 Жыл бұрын
9:18 Bro that's worse. I'd rather have it be High Jackman or the bear.
@FrenchyMcToast Жыл бұрын
You know, if you turn the autoplay off you don't have to cancel it every time.
@chriscalvin5083 Жыл бұрын
you should do his video on the gun truck of Vietnam, the m2 browning and the mk19
@M.ruth96 Жыл бұрын
Simo, Aimo and Lauri walk into Russia...
@ericward8459 Жыл бұрын
There is now no more Russia
@RoyalMela5 ай бұрын
Soviet Union walked into Simo, Lauri and Aimo.
@Matthew_Calmert10 ай бұрын
As another comment said: The Man. The Meth. The Legend.
@ImprovmanZero Жыл бұрын
you actually are slightly immune to hypothermia because the energy is actually translated to heat
@BlackEpyon Жыл бұрын
Dude didn't just consume every potion in his inventory at once, he ate the entire apothecary shop!
@Veprem Жыл бұрын
I wish a company would make Kydex holsters that have leather shells for style.
@MayBeSomething Жыл бұрын
This man is, to quote a 3Teeth song, Higher Than Death!
@kriegtroop- Жыл бұрын
Thier is this heavenly recording my history teacher showed me once and it was of a Finnish commando stealing a Soviet KV-2 and driving it into the forest.
@tyforestreacts Жыл бұрын
Look at the picture of that dude. That is the face of a man who say the face of God and laughed at it. It is a man who saw Satan and asked for his number.
@Kez_DXX Жыл бұрын
How do you say "Yo what is up my drug dog fo shizzle" in Winter War?
@pyro1047 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact for old timey drugs: Heroin is a brand name, not the actual name of the drug which IIRC has 2 "scientific names" Diacytlmorphine and Diamorphine. Heroin was Bayer's brand of "Cure all", basically for anything. "Your baby's got a cough? Give'em a Spoonful of Heroin, brought to you by Bayer!" No, I'm not joking. And this was even in like the 1900's-1910's or 20's before they started banning things like coke and heroin in OTC meds. And places like the UK still use Diamorphine (Heroin) for hospital use only, whereas it's 100% banned in the US so hospitals gotta use drugs like Dilaudid (Hydromorphone) and Opana (Oxymorphone) when you need something stronger than Oxycodone but weaker than Fentanyl.
@ealtar9 ай бұрын
get some "hero in " you !!
@XxSoraMifunexX10 ай бұрын
0:15 That's the face of a man that locked eyes with God and dared him to blink.
@baseballjustin5 Жыл бұрын
Old timey cough meds had Chloroform... aka "Can't cough if your not awake."
@domination1985 Жыл бұрын
This 1 and the newest vid about mcnasty are awesome
@revenantchild Жыл бұрын
Some chewing gums contained cocaine back when you had to go to a pharmacy for candy.
@jeffreymoespot5402 Жыл бұрын
The man looks like he saw God and laughed at him.
@Shiirow Жыл бұрын
Remember that one time you murdered a wolverine in the middle of the night with a compass while high on meth. Pepperridge Farm remembers.
@3mp3eror·719 Жыл бұрын
This dude was the real life Hangover before The Hangover was even made
@vexxen8232 Жыл бұрын
first time catching a new upload
@XtreemAlan Жыл бұрын
Every Russian gopnik until the snow start snippin’
@wmdragonj Жыл бұрын
That is the face of a man that has seen the face of God and laughed.
@ianjardine7324 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is did he ski into a Russian camp and run away fight a bush thinking it was Russian attack a log using his compass and burn down a cabin? Or were those hallucinations too. Even he can't be sure he may have skid to Moscow and had tea with Stalin for all he knows.
@fritzkaraldo8452 Жыл бұрын
Heroin was a cough syrup for childern at first.
@TwinspinnerАй бұрын
The drugs essentially turned this man's circulatory system into a fighter jet at full throttle and burned so much energy he was basically a human furnace, the only reason he didn't cook from the inside out was the fact he was wandering around a freezer for 2 weeks
@greenshyguyfrommario Жыл бұрын
Bro got the wild wasteland perk. “Do drugs. Kill a -bear- -wolverine- log”
@OrstedCultist9 ай бұрын
owb makes a nice open carry holster for the m9 (assuming u don't run a light) the blackhawk serpa level3 is another good choice (they make this one for a lot of guns m9, 1911, glocks, etc.)
@Mike_Dubo Жыл бұрын
I feel like this could have been the inspiration for Snowflame: the Cocaine-Powered Supervillain.
@Enclavearmst5 ай бұрын
It's just like me finding and trying my German grandfather chocolate bar😂
@kaidensmith2770Ай бұрын
Funfact. They believe he only survived this because he was so cold the entire time. Had it been less fridged temperatures, his heart wouldve likely shut down.
@mgunter4 ай бұрын
How does one sleep while high on meth?
@anzaca1 Жыл бұрын
12:59 A different version says it was 30 feet, way more plausible.
@GramadinGG10 ай бұрын
Simo's story is actually fuckin' nuts too
@attackinglizard3429 Жыл бұрын
I can live happy knowing the majority of this happened in my birth month
@themalcontent100 Жыл бұрын
Should have done the count dankula video. Much funnier, more in depth.
@katelynnarn87433 ай бұрын
2:38 : this story is going places Me: Yep. And so is Aimo...😅 2010's had "Batman on Drugs" and now the 2020's have "the Legend of the Finnish Flash".
@oni_ranger_otar Жыл бұрын
Meth nugget!!
@dylandrake9139 Жыл бұрын
So 29 pills is the magic number
@carlsams8153 Жыл бұрын
Not just old time pharmacies but the original formula for Coje a Cola contains cocaine.
@soulshredder1368 Жыл бұрын
I love this fat electrician videos
@danbrit9848 Жыл бұрын
the real world flash
@BlackFang1243 Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@LuciferAxolotl4 ай бұрын
man had enough in him to become a shinra soldier
@adrianaslund8605 Жыл бұрын
Pine contains a good amount of vitamin C. So that's good.
@beausteck1164 Жыл бұрын
The marine saying brother
@ethandickerson50445 ай бұрын
Huh, didn't know Thor was a Vtuber as a side gig.
@RandallSmith89 Жыл бұрын
I am looking for a holster for a FN57 I'll check out the we the people holsters
@Nemusplanta7 ай бұрын
Lets see the perk of finnish soldier:disgustingly resilient 3:minus 75% of all aoe dmg and status effects
@Plastikdoom Жыл бұрын
And if that man was anything but Finnish, I’d say he shoulda been a Marine, ahaha!
@TheWeirdDinosaur10 ай бұрын
*I am Aimo and i'm the fastest man alive!*
@brucelee-hi6fu Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mr-x76897 ай бұрын
Should had watched Countdankula's video of this. It was way better told and way funnier.