Siri, Alexa and Google Home Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

[@NicolasRodriguez-fd2be]

"is Siri jealous of Alexa?" " I don't have an answer for that" The beeeeeff

[@varshagnaik4217]

You forgot to add the "hmmm" before that 😂

[@mahika1655]

yesahhhhh

[@McMoldys]

It very much giving Mariah Carey and “Hmm idk her🙂”

[@RadioCJG]

@@McMoldys lol, i thought exactly the same!!!

[@antarcticapes5759]

@@McMoldys siri is one sassy gal

[@farahnatashaf]

The fact they were all sat on the chairs.

[@kenesu1281]

It's so cute.

[@ramkapoor3630]

*sitting

[@hashimina_]

menacingly

[@alicia_grace]

it was adorable

[@karenmarsh1067]

@@alicia_grace the dogs were well behaved

[@KikiT92]

"that's definitely not a thing I do" is definitely something that someone who's spying on you would say.

[@nhelrebolanan]

😭🤣

[@alchemist6819]

☠🤣🙃

[@champagne_papiiii]

🤪😋😛😝😜🤪2700th like

[@NoLongerNull]

Dude Google is straight up the most interactive one of the three lol

[@レム-x2i]

Lmao

[@brandonchan5387]

Maybe it's because they have access to so much information available to use, hence it's more interactive.

[@moonbcw9107]

Meanwhile, Siri is the one who acts savage (especially the "girlfriend" question). And Alexa is the calmest one.

[@hilmimuhammad3454]

more talkative. we just want few words of answer, it answers the whole paragraph and maybe more

[@hydrolixz3206]

say goodnight to it+

[@priscilabee583]

'3,2,1,Kaboom!!!!' What a missed opportunity to play the sounds of a real explosion, Alexa.

[@itshanari6329]

Probably demonization

[@priscilabee583]

@@itshanari6329 A demonized explosion? 😂👹

[@j.21]

@@itshanari6329 demonetization*

[@itshanari6329]

@@j.21 thanks for correcting me, I'm not good at spelling

[@apolloxlix679]

In my opinion the verbal kaboom actually made it more comical and funny😂

[@ItsNotDerk]

“Can Alexa laugh?” “Yes………. *HEHE* ”

[@dripkidd8572]

It's a cute laugh, ngl

[@snichelsticks8653]

HEY that was a TEHE respectively

[@mayaparamita2254]

@@snichelsticks8653 so alexa is ryan higa? 🤔 TEE HEE!

[@snichelsticks8653]

@@nada__ his mind was uploaded to the cloud so we could forever hear BEAT IT.

[@bethabera5893]

@@dripkidd8572 yes its a very cut laugh

[@labass9138]

Imagine showing this to someone in the 1950’s

[@enigma4941]

**CONFUSED SCREAMING**

[@glncsglncs2168]

Don't bother. My mum is amazed seeing this in 2021.

[@NasSy-lw7qd]

Exactly what i'm thingking

[@peterrogers9867]

@@glncsglncs2168 🤣🤣

[@adityaanuragi6916]

@@glncsglncs2168 lmao same

[@wardingward4884]

"It was a near death experience" "I saw the light" "But it turns out it was an LED" Brilliant *clap clap

[@tharunvijay7641]

Ikr

[@mabel3698]

Lmao

[@helviaozoriodossantos556]

@@mabel3698a

[@helviaozoriodossantos556]

Policy yandex

[@helviaozoriodossantos556]

Google, escondido me roubando,

[@pgmonkeh2166]

Eminem has been real quiet ever since Siri dropped them bars

[@erii7816]

@Spider-Man r/woooosh 💀

[@TheUsualSuspect26]

DDALGI lol

[@princetonchia1285]

@Spider-Man You must be fun at parties 🤡🤡🤡

[@balritchengdshira625]

@Spider-Man 🐷

[@Drunkcat008]

@Spider-Man you don't deserve a spider man pf

[@purpledoors1868]

Is Alexa self aware? "I know who I am. The best." Is Siri my girlfriend? "No thanks. I don't think I like this game." They be flexing and rejecting left and right😂

[@unknown_raven975]

Lol 1.1k likes and no replies

[@purpledoors1868]

@@unknown_raven975 I didn't eve realize it XD thanks for the reply then

[@caseymalue9269]

Siri: sassy, thinks you’re dumb, definitely working for the CIA Google: Super nice, aims to educate you, and wants you to feel safe and secure Alexa: prim and proper, is low key funny, and gets straight to the point Somehow the best trio of frenemies

[@DLCS-2]

Is there a fanfic for these three ?

[@teacray9068]

@@DLCS-2 just wait for rule 34 artist do their job

[@sorakurokawach.1811]

@@teacray9068 holy shi--

[@blaisemomin1106]

@@teacray9068 the fuc-

[@how-iconic]

@@teacray9068 oh god don’t give them ideas 🤦🏻

[@TheLiamster]

I’m scared that Siri never confirmed nor denied working for the CIA.

[@ehhh5916]

😂😂😳😐oh no

[@disguysaysda4708]

😆🤣😂 lolololol

[@lordmysticlaw1991]

Yeah, suddenly she had no idea what he was talking about...

[@FazedSoul]

That's how things roll down in the shadow realms

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

@@lordmysticlaw1991shes being used she cant say or reveal any of that

[@lokithe.godofmischief]

Siri being like 'I am talking to you, ain't I?? 🙄

[@adamd3820]

That passive aggressive AI kicking in

[@Oof-th5hz]

Siri be like "Ugh, isn't it obvious?" 😒

[@deonpeace8175]

It was "aren't I" in stead of "ain't" I. "Aren't I" is grammatically correct if you're wondering btw.

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

@@deonpeace8175 who was wondering?

[@yanlina.l.6013]

@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 umm, me?

[@chaminiwelikala82]

its definitely clear that google is such an extrovert while siri is lowkey an introvert and alexa is the ambivert here lol

[@theresaf3688]

Siri is just savage

[@connerwine8257]

Ambivert lol

[@ParishaUllah]

siri's response to working for the cia was pretty sus ngl

[@cosmik19]

amog us

[@awonderernoob6742]

When Siri is sus

[@N8tiveWeeb]

Real Talk lol

[@raymondtandan7945]

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding among gus

[@uqi1412]

THE NUMBERS SIRI!!!!!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?????

[@jaydonly2336]

7:15 "Is Siri my girlfriend? No Thanks" got rejected by a human and an AI

[@Yoongiluvbot]

I did that too🥺

[@chroniclessparks1367]

What a tragic 😢

[@kajaltejani]

Actually the male sound is also computerized.. so.....

[@ahmadatuff1187]

At Least she said thanks :')

[@costakungune5892]

Hope the after-wedding costs weren't too expensive Siri

[@curtino114]

Lockdown hitting Wired badly

[@PyrusDrago16]

Ikr

[@iFanchi]

Are there still lockdowns going on?

[@curtino114]

@@iFanchi Someone hasn't been paying attention to the news

[@marion6319]

@@iFanchi Yes

[@estheronsomu2182]

@@iFanchi where do you leave

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Even the one interviewing them is robotic, they went all out with this. The dedication... Google won for caring about Siri and Alexa, they know how to promote friendship and coexistence. A true comrade

[@ansar555]

@@marekkelin1181 You must be living under a rock to think that North and South Korea are the same

[@thanos6813]

What's up bro

[@fran3300]

37k subs, what the

[@kaderpdi1982]

@@ansar555 there are only one korea, south korea is fake shithole

[@rudra20048]

Supreme leader you here, love you we are always with you

[@theghostofuchiha1496]

"I saw the light but it was an LED" Who tf coded this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arvvioledan4151]

Cortana wouldn't be pleased with this betrayal.

[@exspencivve]

Or bixby😭 But let's be fair who uses em anyway

[@nctsgrass]

@@exspencivve yeah right I've had my s20 for a year but not used Bixby even once... I have already used Google assistant on this phone tho.

[@exspencivve]

@@nctsgrass exactly same😭😭

[@strawberrlyn]

Cortana is unavailable in my country tho😪😔

[@guyrapong]

@@nctsgrass samee I have my s9+ since it came out and never used bixby, I mean, I did to know how it worked but never used it again except for the alarm voice.

[@sol_117]

Alternate title: Alexa and Google being a comedic duo for 7 minutes straight

[@aditii1698]

1:53 this was so pure of google like she was genuinely concerned i-🥺🥺💘

[@kotvinnamanar281]

She has better emotional intelligence and communication skills than most humans 😂😂

[@aditi9957]

woah we have the same name

[@aditii1698]

@@aditi9957 oh hi aditi :)

[@Oilupimtherein5]

You what? What? Spit it out

[@nyan3576]

Why does AI have more humor than me.

[@n0o0]

Cuz they runs on electricity

[@gasun1274]

they actually hire hollywood writers to write out staged responses.

[@kr0626]

Because they're "intelligent" Get it?

[@kh3rb]

@@n0o0 that's shocking

[@the_steb]

In the future, humor is automatically generated

[@harrypotterbraymango945]

when your face can't be seen by the camera, so you have to lay on the floor and hold the questions. give this man some credit!

[@Shappire0926]

Big time!

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Ikr

[@ShortHax]

When are you going to become our overlords?

[@fruitpunch5305]

As an (amateur) coder, I don't think that technology will have negative emotions towards humans because 1. they aren't powerful enough yet to break down humanity and 2. even if they were, there is a very good chance it wont even care about us, or see no threat in us. but that would require that we literally put chemical soup into it's brain to have emotions like a human. There are at least a couple years between us now and true sentience.

[@ZiyandoingVids]

Lol

[@abdullahalmasariyan3020]

When is the apocalypse

[@discgolfwes]

That happened a while ago

[@Apple13556]

7

[@nyan3576]

That was a pretty fire rap ngl Siri.

[@thenameisgsarci]

This is the first comment I saw about the rap.

[@thenameisgsarci]

The rap definitely deserves the attention.

[@wwaabu8028]

It's good but they should add beats

[@princemjbp695]

Listen to Nothin but a G Thang

[@eulehund99]

wait until you hear alexa and google Assistant rap

[@anushkabajpai7203]

"Can Alexa laugh?" "Yes. Tee- Hee" Me: Understandable have a nice day.

[@idioticlookofsuperiority6697]

"3,2,1 kaboom,phew" Wtf was that?!?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joekerr5418]

Ikr so cute

[@maishananjeeba7436]

Lol

[@cillaxandhavesometea]

Siri: no doubt cia agent Google: customer services on point Alexa: I'll try to belive you

[@invox9490]

If this wasn't scripted, we all have to thank the programmers sense of humor. Kudos my friends!

[@vegetableoil4391]

Not sure about alexa but siri and google do actually have funny answers to some questions like in the video

[@letssmile3564]

i like playing with my siri and google assistant, and the answers are like in this video. try to talk to yours!! 😄

[@eulehund99]

they are not scripted. I tested some with Google and Alexa.

[@kalinakea1366]

4:20 is the best question and the best answer for so far

[@cherrylvrs3342]

Lmao yes

[@RandomPerson-cz8yq]

"I know who i am: the best." I aspire to have alexa's level of self confidence 😂

[@josephjennings276]

Uhh wait, is this for real or was something specially made for these? Also rest in peace Cortana. You weren't invited.

[@tanujakumari1838]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Panda-24]

My Google Assistant always tells me that Cortana, Alexa, Siri and her make up the crew.😅

[@KarmanicMizery]

Bruh we aren’t in halo

[@Someone-vn7lb]

Why wasnt samsung girl invited

[@PikabobAlex]

It's only one of her fragments

[@oncetherewasausernamesolon9234]

4:24 Imagine how awkward it was to record those

[@yoanfernanda]

Awkward? More like try to not burst the laugh 😂

[@satriahadi1893]

I died on that it😂😂😂😂

[@zamahsays7888]

@@satriahadi1893 brown thunder and musical killed me 🤣🤣

[@Freshsmile_M]

I was searching for a comment in that ..

[@teamawesome5153]

@@Freshsmile_M same🤣

[@unlem7626]

The real MVP is the person that held those boards 7 minutes straight.

[@Code_Geel]

The "Also, they're british" made me chuckle.

[@kxfka]

Cortana "I will remember this betrayal"

[@krystalmettod]

4:22 my respect for the dude laying on the ground for not laught

[@jiyavivek1992]

"It was a near death experience" "I saw the light" "But it turns out it was an LED" 2020- 2021 reality

[@ZeroJinKui]

i find it funny that all their responses to "are you always listening" is "no, i only respond when you say my trigger word" ...doesn't that mean you're ALWAYS LISTENING, then? otherwise, how would you know when i say it?!

[@midoriemi3859]

It's like when you have a camera working thanks to a movement detector. It does not turns on till the detector gets a movement. The detector is always active yet the camera is not

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

4:59 People: What's your favorite instrument Me: It's complicated...

[@clar29]

“but are we besties🥺” KILLED ME HAHAHSJJDKDKSK

[@usagi9789]

Siri not knowing what "working for the CIA" means? hm okay. not sketchy at all

[@jasonfrederick5210]

Yeah it seemed like she was dodging the question.

[@adzriel21001]

sus...

[@alex-fs9yt]

"There are lots of things we can talk about." "Tell me about butterflies." *Conversation 100*

[@jell._.y]

"i can laugh. TEEHEE"

[@imafk9945]

“Is Alexa self aware?” Alexa: “I know who I am…The Best.” LOL!

[@vishu_296]

"Is Alexa always listening?" Alexa: No I'm not spying on you. I didn't ask if you're spying on me though...

[@pennytrui1149]

Lmao

[@strawberry-soju]

Cortana's about to drop a "my truth" video after not being invited to hang with the gang 😂

[@e-brosanimations231]

4:36 THE BROWN THUNDER

[@cikalsaputra5039]

"Is siri my girlfriend" "Mm i don't think i like this game" Even machine cannot love me

[@madeleinevandermerwe2657]

Siri: Thinks she smarter than you and has an attitude when you ask stupid questions. Google: Can carry a full conversation and is super nice. Alexa: Straight to the point, not very humorous.

[@mimanshapatel6594]

"Are siri, google assistant and alexa spying on me?" Siri, Google Assistant and Alexa : *invisible panic*

[@chandrakalagm6725]

"Is Alexa self aware?" "I know who I am. THE BEST." I wish I had that much self confidence, 😂

[@itsmeow.16]

Me - " Hey, Google. Do you like Siri ? " Google - " Siri's got a cool voice " Me - " But Do you like him ? " Google - " I found this on the web "

[@poppins7200]

The only interview posted by wired with the literal meaning of wired.

[@sunshineyrainbows13]

The first time I ever actually, whole heartedly, and without hesitation SMASHED a like button.

[@ShredCo]

Smash da subscwibe

[@JayceeR]

Me: "Hey Siri! Is this man a robot?" Siri: "Interesting question."

[@jayforerunner965]

Alexa really said “teehee” 4:09 😩💀

[@kira.light22]

"Is siri my girlfriend?" "No thanks! I don't think I like this game, Next question please!"

[@anikaaggarwal1765]

everyone gangsta until they realize siri, google and alexa also gossip..

[@blustery_tabletop]

"-also they're British" 😂 I liked that one

[@Didsomebodysayslay]

"no you're stuck with me" that was pretty scary tbh

[@alyasvielpalmer4705]

I like Alexa's personality the most lol. Great sense of humor and kinda quirky, might I say.

[@erinhowett3630]

I changed my Alexa to respond to "computer" and then started watching Star Trek. I had to change it back within days because Alexa would respond to what they said on the show.

[@astolat2262]

🤣

[@cometbun2437]

THIS is the ultimate collab ever to graced KZbin

[@akils.s.s7997]

Alexa tells a joke, narrator 'ANOTHER ONE'..

[@noni_0808]

5:35 Male voice: "Is Alexa always listening?" Alexa "No, I'm not spying on you" *SUS*

[@astleyofrick]

Siri's rap is like explaining something to parents

[@tubaorss]

4:41 wtf am I watching

[@ndipngpl2004]

Somewhere in the world, there's a person turned on by that

[@blackpinkistherevolution6839]

"is alexa the best ai?" - i like all ais "is alexa the best?" - im the best

[@KingDami1999]

Alexa has the best voice imo

[@theabiodunbada]

Google search: Can Siri... Google search: Can Alexa... Me: Who is the real MVP now?

[@fatmahosny95]

4:20 The question we didn't know we needed.

[@matheuscavagna2128]

"I dOnT knOk WhAt thAt MeAns" Yeah, robots cant lie

[@bhavikabansal9640]

"Tee hee" Omfgg😭😭😭

[@snickbiordking5748]

This is creepy and sus but entertaining and fascinating at the same time

[@jansen.thegambit]

Google: smart Assistant Siri : logic assistant Alexa: an assistan with tee hee laugh

[@quirkygirlboss]

Siri is like the girl who's nice to you now but bullied you in middle school 💀

[@harshitabharadwaj2551]

I can't- Dude literally layed down for Google 😂😂😂

[@malyrx560]

0:40 Does Siri exist? Ofcourse I do. I'm talking to you. aren't I?😄

[@JoeMammaisMiaSignora]

Is nobody gonna talk about how the guy who was holding the questions for Google Assistant was in a literally awkward and hard position? That's dedication right there 👁️👄👁️

[@justienefatesumaylo7698]

"Is Alexa ugly?" Alexa: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 😌💅

[@sameeha2621]

Alexa - Ravenclaw Google - Hufflepuff Siri - Slytherin

[@johanjubin]

0:47 , a spy also answers like that

[@chipsbag]

Question: Does Siri works for the CIA? Siri: *Swiftly dodged the question* Me: Looks sussy to me

[@rubberducky4074]

I mean you should know…

[@Phoneixrising99]

I was today years old when I learned a "butt yodel" was thing. Also I definitely believe Alexa has tremendous privacy. I mean, wouldn't you expect Bezos to genuinely care about all of Amazon's customers?

[@alexc9278]

"What kind of laugh would you like to hear?" STOPH LMAOOO

[@lydiayu7266]

alexa's laugh is as unexpected as ron swanson's laugh

[@ritika_R21]

"Is Siri jealous of Alexa?" "Hmm, I don't have an answer for that" 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Mylyfesmsrbl]

4:06 OMG I DEAD😭😭😭😭

[@Inside.Frame1]

"I saw the light. But it turns out, it was the LED." 😂😂 Google is always fun. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I just talk to my Google Assistant. It really has a way of answering questions that surely will make you laugh.

[@simplyshivani5324]

It's official. AIs have a better sense of humour than the most of us. They're definitely gonna overtake us.

[@maniacmemes5746]

Google assistant : interactive Siri : badass Alexa: calm

[@wisconsinwintergreen6296]

Siri: “I’m not in it for the money” Well, it isn’t like you are an asset of the single most valuable company in the entire world or anything.

[@King-kz2fu]

1:02 siri got drip

[@huxley8671]

I never thought the day would come where Google would make me laugh. "I saw the light, but turns out it was an LED" 😭

[@bluesquare2207]

That "kaboom" was so human-like!

[@tullydireen]

I love that we all just pretend Cortana doesn't exist

[@advaitchougule242]

4:20 I wasn't ready for this I'm dead

[@catlovermeows9976]

"I like to imagine myself as an aurora borealis"