Wish Upon - ralphthemoviemaker

[@IHE]

Stay up, brother 🤟🏻

[@hailsalviaeric2163]

:( make i hate ralphthemoviemaker leaving or I'll steal that weird fuckin rock thing that you use in those irl videos

[@BlazingOwnager]

@strys That horse has been beaten so far to death that it's almost funny when people start kicking the bones.

[@ErikCopperMusic]

When IHE leaves a positive comment, you know shit is good. RIP Ralph. I mean...I know you're not dying and are literally just stopping one form of your content, but this needs to be dramatic so... RIP Ralph. :(

[@mase8444]

Damn, Alex is so hip and kewl

[@chefdylan1847]

u a big nigga alex salute

[@imaginaryfanboy]

when the video ends, the smegma price is paid

[@sadneil9036]

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ mate your fucking brilliant

[@kandyburra]

What a smeghead

[@ChrisyCreator]

multiverse jizz

[@lopsided6393]

Wait, you dig on smegma?

[@Sykohsis]

So what's the difference between smegma and ultimate smegma?

[@simonkawasaki4229]

I wish I had a girlfriend who just *digs on multiverses* and is *serious hot sauce*

[@Timbobjr]

Simon Kawasaki Like... Sriracha hot sauce

[@UkuleleVillain]

u just don't stop looking

[@81bnforeal]

S e r i o u s h o t s a u c e

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Yeah me too (I named my dick Multiverses)

[@adiahaalexander9359]

Like, Sriracha hot sauce... *SO* *FUCKING* *LAME*

[@Ducky-vl7mp]

That moment when Ralph's Jumpscare sketch was more scary than the actual movie

[@PViolety]

Now I’ve seen scary.

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

The next review will be the final review in the ralphthemoviemaker cinematic universe. It will be an incredible yet very emotional finale for this amazing cinematic universe.

[@antoniostarch4161]

There's a starman waiting in the sky slender man

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

Split into two movies to blue ball us

[@TheRibottoStudios]

And then he'll snap his fingers

[@SolEmeralds18]

Ribotto Studio I don't feel so good, Ralph

[@ZaGorudan]

The RTMMECU, if you will.

[@ajojoreference2307]

If I had that box I'd wish you wouldn't stop long-form videos.

[@jesseberry4766]

Plot twist: The box kills Ralph shortly after the Justice league vid... FeelsBadMan

[@calexade]

If I had the box I would ban demonetization

[@nahomkebede5650]

Damn. Never thought it would end like this. At least he's following his dreams fr now.

[@trevorf5948]

Calexade just ban KZbin. No KZbin = no demonetization.

[@Yisrael_Teshuvah]

JoJo Reference are you what I think you are?

[@Brendanj101]

Sony will reboot ralphthemoviemaker cinematic universe in 8 years as a part of the Creepypasta universe.

[@TheCheesybeef]

Starring Charles Stiles as Ralph and Jai Courtney as Macon

[@nostalgiagaming8955]

YES!! CREEPYPASTA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!! HEE WE GOOOOOO!!!

[@magwitch1943]

A woman will be cast as Ralph

[@Punk-Mask]

God damn it i wish Sony would just pull their head out of their ass and give the rights back to marvel.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Well they just made a Slender Man movie; you might be on to something

[@asimplecabbage6694]

Ralph had to stop making long-form videos because he spent his entire budget for forever on Chips blu-rays

[@devilsummoner2163]

Lead him to billions of dollars in debt

[@lilignorance2179]

@@punishedbeavis5210 it most certainly does

[@JayKayEllEmm]

asimplecabbage 1,200th like

[@lizp5004]

_Blowing obscene amounts of $ on seemingly dumb shit._ Hmmm... he must've _really_ taken those NicholasCageathons to heart

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

When did he stop? Did he get cold feet or something. Like, half the comments are about something that seemingly never happened so I'm just here wondering if this is a remnant from before I slipped into the alternate universe because I dig on multiverse theory.

[@natefroggy3626]

1. Watch video 2. Try not to cry 3. *RELEASE THE TEARS*

[@flightwheel]

Nate Cason release the drone

[@nanasefa-sarpong8606]

Nate Cason DANG IT

[@naoisecarson266]

i thought we had the same last name but we don’t sorry

[@naoisecarson266]

Litthony Littano fight me binch

[@Allodder]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my ralph… and my sepe… even my moviemakers. The content I’ve lost… the reviews I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

[@JudgementNutter]

Klaus Nasenberg HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

[@lexmorriscounty]

Such a lust for reviews... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!

[@GregFurey98]

Punished Ralph - A fallen legend

[@anhonyquinones4210]

Klaus Nasenberg We will rebuild, Diamond Diners

[@Jehutyde]

Such a lust for bust...

[@HiTopFilms]

I'm more excited for Ralph's review of Justice League than I was for the actual film.

[@MrRaymangouw]

HiTop Films Honestly, when the Justice League trailer came out, all I could think of was "Can't wait till Ralph will review this movie!"

[@irelatetobojack3486]

Hey fuckface why are you reviewing new movies that's such an oversaturated niche on KZbin go make more Spiderman videos otherwise you'll only get two views and wanna die!!!!😂

[@adamnfiddle8065]

The fact that I've seen you, IHE, and YMS in the same comments section of a RalphTheMovieMaker video makes me incredibly happy.

[@nothajzl]

I screamed “YES!!” when i heard that he was gonna review it😁😁

[@The80sWolf_]

#releasethesnydercut

[@ravenclawtom]

You know she isnt an artist if her first wish wasnt "get good at art"

[@fionnasherri7746]

*nods*

[@Manamanamana36]

Cos she already perfect

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

wivuyao trust me even if it was she probably wouldn’t know it artist kind of hate their work no matter what

[@punishedbeavis5210]

I can personally say that last comment is true

[@user-tv3mc5tr9b]

fuck my fangirl heart honestly why do people think this about artist. I'm an artist (it's more of a serious hobby if anything) and I love my work when it's actually good. like for the first couple of years I hated all my work because it actaully wasn't good but when like I actually got better and started drawing quality and stuff that i liked then I actually really started liking those specific drawings that turned out well even if it had a couple mistakes. why do people think artist for some reason can't tell what's good and what's not when it comes to their work. I mean do other artist actually think this way. I think the whole "everything I draw sucks" Is more of a mind set that newer artist have(newer can mean first or second year or so) because most professionals I've seen or met don't have that mindset. sorry this was so long.

[@Thehintercast]

Not only do they got T, now they got Ralph...

[@sertiana2512]

Thehintercast Ralph ain't an easy grab

[@rhodriowen1854]

Thehintercast but it was supposed to be a easy grap

[@karlkarl7282]

Ralph got enemies, got a lot of enemies.

[@gabrielabato9939]

Rhodri Owen WELL IT AINT NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT R

[@brandon_Larsen]

Ladies and gentlemen they got him.

[@dhavalpatel156]

This announcement legitimately made me sad. I love your vids Ralph and it'll 100% be sad to not see this format anymore in my notifications tab. I'll still support you in your other endeavours but damn this breaks my heart.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

You could've quite literally broken the laws of physics with this box. Instant teleportation, for example. Ascend humanity. Make Venus habitable. Quite legitimately ANYTHING. Nah, shopping time!

[@keiganm1287]

Trygve Plaustrum wish for your next 6 wishes to be consequence free

[@CakeWheat]

Keigan M omg literally true

[@endmin1775]

Keigan M and for that wish to also be free of consequences.

[@hemis1861]

Keigan M Wish for no consequences for wishes, then wish for an infinite amount of wishes. Or waste your wishes on a cooler dad and some Gucci sandals.

[@justinstark5732]

My first wish would be for all seven blood sacrifices to all be child molesters or ISIS members. Then wish for unlimited clean energy, humanity to have an average iq of 130, a new method for cheap interstellar, reverse co2 emissions to pre-industrial levels, the collapse of North Koren government so Korea can unit under south Korean leadership and to make me an attractive billionaire

[@sirrender3690]

There’s no way a car at that speed would fling her that far.

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

You don't say

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

I full on cackled. It was just... Too perfect.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

But it was hands-down the best scene in the movie. Hilarious and it brought closure, for the 10 min of pure cringe we had to endure

[@frankmerker630]

I don’t care if it was unrealistic or not, it is decidedly comical and they elected to leave it in

[@HateshWarkio]

They should've added the Seinfeld theme and it would've been perfect.

[@Alex-vu4ze]

i can't believe ralph is leaving smosh :(

[@Fallen-Saint]

Makin' Bacon yep this is true we are parting

[@Sandvichman.]

SMOSHOO The confirmation hurts...

[@lopsided6393]

Wait, you dig on smosh gaming?

[@AliceSuhina]

I remember subscribing 4 or 5 years ago, when your channel was still at its very beginning, and just adoring the long format movie reviews you made that were better than the movies themselves. While you were building your channel, I finished college and began gradschool, and it’s weird to stick around for so long with a youtube channel, but it is just a testimony to how amazing you do your work. It is sad to see these reviews to go, but everything you created has great re-watchability, so I am happy I can always go back and enjoy some of my favorite reviews like the Big Foot one (ah, it’s so freaking good!). Anyway, thank you for all the content, and best luck with everything that you are up to!

[@ANoteToSelf]

Alice Suhina The Bigfoot one is in my top 5 maybe even 3.

[@MeowthDatsRight]

Alice Suhina this comment is heartwarming ❤️

[@superlombax1561]

Alice Suhina I hope Ralph sees this.

[@osmiphos9061]

This was truly a bittersweet video and I'm left with only thanks, thank you for devoting so much time and effort to the somewhat fruitless endeavour of KZbin reviewing. Thank you to your marvellously editted videos which have not only educated myself and others about film techniques but consistent enjoyment, and finally thank you patrons, thank you for giving Ralph the continued ability to create these wonderful essays. Thank you Ralph, I'll be looking forward to your final review then I'll continue looking forward to whatever content you'll create next. Thank you Ralph.

[@bwuakbwuak9223]

Osmiphos I like youre profile picture

[@osmiphos9061]

Bwuak Bwuak your's is nice too...

[@bwuakbwuak9223]

@@osmiphos9061 thanks man.

[@laniakeasupercluster4848]

I love that the “Hunt for the Jumpscare” was more entertaining than the actual movie

[@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness]

That's b/c the hunt for the jumpscare is satire/comedy. Like darkplace.

[@Jehutyde]

Following your twitter I kinda saw this coming. Spending so much time on reviews just to have them demonetized by KZbin is frustrating and not worth it, I completely understand. Still super sad to hear. Your videos taught me a lot about film, and I decided to write a film analysis for my bachelor's thesis in part because of your reviews and the science that was put behind them. I'll make sure to visit your future Ted talks though, thanks for the ride.

[@Korhi]

Fuckin youtube demonetization bots ruin everything man.

[@blammowammo5886]

Glentime What the fuck?

[@BootLeggdd]

Top 10 Saddest Anime Endings

[@Naju34]

Boot Leg F

[@jakedanielsen4512]

I cried fr

[@ObtuseMori]

Really going to miss your movie reviews, Ralph. :( Good luck for your future projects though.

[@DrShaym]

Did anyone notice that none of the kids at that school wore glasses?

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

No

[@e69alpha]

That's odd

[@Rob-zq6bh]

Strange...

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

And ?

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

@@quopquop1506 Ikr, I think it was supposed to be a joke..

[@DrShaym]

If I wish upon a star, will Ralph show up at my door glistening wet, looking for shelter from the rain?

[@chunkylver99]

Dr Shaym My boi

[@syedsnake9801]

Dr Shaym lol

[@ryanluebkert2373]

Fuck

[@freyastuchbery7130]

Keep it in your pants, doctor.

[@DrShaym]

I don't wear pants when I watch Ralph's videos.

[@abbybarron8328]

Damn these were on of my favorite videos on KZbin. I'll miss them, but I guess I can just go watch the mystery diners video like 30 more times

[@mariaf3943]

Abby Barron ive watched it like 3 or 4 times already Absolute classic

[@lopamurblamo]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@Miuranger1]

Its a fucking classic and don't you forget Suicide squad.

[@void_4871]

R e l e a s e t h e d r o n e

[@mustaki7620]

Maria F lol me to

[@greppim911]

You can't go away without a GOD'S NOT DEAD 3 review. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. DON'T DO THIS TO US, HAVE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS, LORD SEPE.

[@milboxr9772]

Maximo Greppi NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!?????

[@alexabarraza_]

PLEASE RALPH..COMPLETE THE TRILOGY..FOR THE FANS

[@jazzyboy1480]

The creators of God's not dead are making another movie in the God's not dead cinematic universe

[@sandyn3384]

@@jazzyboy1480 lmao😂😂

[@thembo.rxghts]

“Oh wow. It’s a white girl in suburban America” That got me 😂

[@mangoandthemagicals]

Discovering Ralph was one of the best things I've experienced on KZbin. Whatever happens in the future I support 100%. I definitely look forward to Sardonicast and Ralph recommends

[@ProDucktions0]

Shame one of the last true content creators on here is moving on from his reviews. But, huge props to you for chasing your dreams dude. I wanna be a film director one day as well, and it really does consume all of your time. The fact that you can get out Ralph videos and legitimate films at the same time is really impressive in all honesty. You'll be dearly missed, but you left us with a mountain of timeless content. Can't wait for you to shit on DC one last time. Now, *RELEASE THE RALPH.*

[@hypochondriac1]

this is so sad please like

[@harrisoncannon9132]

If we loose YMS KZbin is finished

[@thebreedinghousewife8818]

Ok I think justice league will be a good one to end on but still so sad

[@Renogade]

Don't worry, we'll always have Maconthemoviemaker to take over.

[@ozmarichardson6524]

Wait u dig on multiverses?

[@janeeyre1990]

I dick on multiverses.

[@zulithnin9394]

come fk me in the multiverse

[@galleryofrogues]

It’s like worse than Juno, seriously

[@boomwave2]

Wait you dig on smegma?

[@Pontificate]

Yeah I remember when I found my first girl who digged on multiverses. Wouldn’t trade my high school years for the world.

[@QuintonReviews]

Thanks for supporting Ghost Show by having me on.

[@GhostIsMostly]

:D

[@asaltyone3015]

Dislike. You didn’t say anything about DARK ENERGY.

[@funguy398]

Love your t-shirt

[@IsmashedtoRedbone]

You good

[@kodiejc4202]

Seriously the show needs an Emmy

[@TheRibottoStudios]

I love that the last movie review is of Justice League. Mostly cause it's poetic he said he'd never do another superhero movie review again. And now....it'll be the last one we ever get. Good way to go out man. Can't wait.

[@lennysmileyface]

The end of an era. What a true jumpscare.

[@DukeofBruhington_III]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the end of the golden age

[@winstondog7625]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

[@jakedanielsen4512]

He back

[@PileOfStones]

Hey that's tattooed on my smegma!

[@djtheturtle1399]

@NOT YOU I'm not sure what happened here since it looks like comments were deleted but you can't joke about rape and then try to pull the "I tried to kill myself card" when people call you out on it

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Winston Dog what the fuck happened in this reply section lmao

[@deadmaniac0472]

For this movie, I think the saying would be "don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened"

[@Alex-ji6ob]

F I'll miss these masterpieces.

[@angel1748]

F

[@plumemoth293]

F

[@scienceandmusic4295]

F

[@TransmissionEpicts]

As Nic Cage once said in his Tarrantino demo reel "Sepe was THE best, THE king" I'm really gonna miss Ralph tearing apart rubbish films while firing off non-stop skits and fantastic analysis. Been well worth the Patreon fee. Best of luck for the future and of course, we'll still have the occasional Ralph Recommends which should be interesting.

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

This is an actual tragedy.

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

These things are some of the funniest shit out there

[@AehsSeven]

F

[@boobysr]

I know, I haven't felt this broken up since the cancer crew disbanded

[@thatsuaveraptor4297]

Yet another sweet fruit falls from the KZbin tree. I'll miss these videos, they've been swell

[@jakedanielsen4512]

He back

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

I'm really going to miss these Reviews. But alas, all good things must come to an end. Thank you so much for the Quality Content and I wish you good luck for the future Ralph. At least review God's Not Dead 3 to complete the Trilogy as well.

[@creativecookbook]

is he serious or just joking?

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

I think he may actually be serious.

[@frogglen6350]

The Stereotypical Evil Mastermind It sucks, because Ralph is way funnier than Nostalgia Critic.

[@mr.beagle1438]

It's not, he hasn't shut down his patreon.

[@zigsterabs7439]

The Stereotypical Evil Mastermind Will he still do Reel it in videos?

[@unusual4958]

That last bit hit like a truck, and hurts just as bad. Goodbye Ralph, it was fun.

[@SkylarTC]

Sad to hear about these changes but still happy to support you Ralph

[@BuddypalVideoCorner]

Djoudie Alexander At the end of the video he says that he won't make another review after the next one

[@NickMattia44]

"Wait!? You dig on multiverses?" "Yeah I watch Rick and Morty so.."

[@Vladiator]

I'm happy you're ending this to do more of what you love. And I really, REALLY appreciate you giving us one last hurrah and actually letting us know. Too many KZbinrs don't even do that. Cheers!

[@qmandolin5020]

Vladiator And he’s taking down his Patreon since he knows he’s quitting. Class act.

[@waffe605]

I've been asking Alexa to play despacito for about 50 times now. RIP ralphthemoviemaker and our hearts.

[@brunop.8745]

did she ever play it tho

[@hypnotised-clover]

Waffe ...---...-.-...-

[@joellbaldonado1263]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

[@TheTTVCrew]

"Oh my god, the bully character rotted last night" lmfao

[@indeimaus]

SMEGMA

[@joltoid]

Indeimaus what's

[@NeoFlorian1]

smegma?

[@maxobyrne1474]

SMEGMA BALLS

[@codenamekbt9129]

Well ULTIMATE smegma

[@gearyt2355]

Indeimaus your discord is aids

[@scottgerk7627]

An ancient Egyptian beetle and it's not called the Jump Scarab. I'm disappointed, Ralph.

[@sadneil9036]

Well Ralph I first found you from you Fred 2 review I then binged watched all your content and have to say these 7 months although short have been amazing and I will continue to watch but I wish you luck in a you do you have opened my eyes to the world of film making thank you and one day may the jump scare truly die I'm gonna miss you bye

[@deathby479]

praise be daddy Shrek i did the exact same

[@endmin1775]

“Let’s play musical chairs, except I’m one of the chairs.”

[@purplehaze2358]

“He’s a loser who collects garbage around the neighborhood” i’M tHe TrAsH mAn.

[@PViolety]

Smegma.

[@Johnconagher]

Hey dr bright tell Scp-049 I said hi

[@HE13272326]

And then he starts eating garbage!

[@jacinath]

Dang man, sorry to hear that. Good luck with your future endeavors, and I can't wait for thr Justice League video

[@ewb8985]

The last episode better have every single character ever featured on the channel.

[@alexish.6574]

EW B Would this be the Smash Ultimate of Ralph’s channel?

[@HELLBOY-ur4st]

When you are more hype about the Ralph the movie maker review of justice league then you where about actual justice league

[@roycastanon5754]

wavygravy I was super hyped about JL but then I watched it and it was garbage.

[@rlobbest]

wavygravy YESSSSSS!!

[@DannyWilliamH]

Why is that girl in every awful movie? Is she *the* go-to for low-budget roles with zero shame?

[@HateshWarkio]

Her best role was the beaver in Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

[@LogicalResolution]

We always knew the dream would end, Ralph. But we'll always be watching, waiting for more of that quality content. We'll miss these...reviews? Yeah it's safe to safe they're reviews. Your audience here will always be hungry for more, even years from now. Just like how my audience will always be hungry for more episodes of mystery diners, now on our 11th season. Tune in tonight to see us release the drone to spy on a classic British Teashop, allegedly being stolen from. The crooks will soon learn it ain't gon' be no easy grab, because we've got CCTV.

Charles Stiles they got T!

[@samcahill4749]

Hi I’m Charles stiles Mystery diners

[@Odinsday]

But what about the drones???

[@jonathanhernandez3292]

squatchin!

[@khdo12346]

This right here is why he's stopping with the reviews

[@bwbdalek1]

See you space cowboy

[@cheezburgrproduction]

DALEK im gonna cry stop

[@poesiden1424]

bang

[@officialkidwizard]

God has turned his back on us...

[@nathanp5461]

It was bound to happen eventually, I mean, just look at what we have created here....

[@rcflight13]

First papa Franku and now Ralph. What a world.

[@kronomos6606]

T will always be with us

[@gor9027]

Her 3rd wish was the only one that really made sense significantly improving their financial situation. And she was straight up dumb not recognizing who was getting sacrificed to revive her mom and then trying to outsmart the box on her final wish.

[@JMBAD_art]

I love you Ralph and I’m fucking heartbroken you’re not gonna be making your old style of content anymore. But regardless... I wish you the best, Sepe.

[@bio2189]

Smosh will never be the same without you... Ok seriously we’re gonna miss you man, but hey if you want to focus on other things then go ahead! Good luck, and looking forward to that Justice League video

[@Experiment53.]

Ralph I don’t know what you’re gonna be working on after justice league but I’ve seen your films you’ve made here on KZbin and I love your bits and shit you inject into your reviews. I think you’re very talented and I look forward to see what you do after you’re done with this.

[@hiakutzuaki5845]

I love his bits and shit too :)

[@koolkittykat04]

I just realized that the creepy stalker girl/protagonist of Sierra Burgess is a Loser is one of Claire’s friends (June) in this movie.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

She also plays one of the “serpent” characters and jughead ‘s love interest for a while in riverdale.

[@cheesypasta-salad4472]

2017:Papa Frank Leaves Me 2018:Papa Ralph Leaves Me But More Importantly.....THEY GOT T!

[@MakingPancakes]

It wasn’t no easy grab : (

[@soggy_auggy7191]

Whatever you're deciding to focus on, I hope your endeavors are successful Ralph. You deserve it all. See you space cowboy...

[@guaceldono7231]

Kazuto.Kazuya Naru-sama Best send off line a guy could ask for imo

[@BichaelStevens]

Kazuto.Kazuya Naru-sama who's the guy in your profile pic

[@soggy_auggy7191]

Kirito, the main character of one of my favorite comedy animes. And no, im not using his name as my screen name.

[@Mariam-uy4hn]

Noooooooooooooooooo 😭😭 your reviews are the best, they got me into doings critics in any art form. Thank you for your amazing reviews, wish you all the best❤️

[@pelinalwhitestrake9306]

There is still... One more....

[@ryanlesner4716]

" I wish for a bank account with unlimited money." " I wish for a container of unlimited beef jerky." " I wish for an unlimited gallon container of water. " " I wish for a clean energy device that creates unlimited energy." " I wish for world peace not involving the death of the entire population of the earth."

[@sammyfreeman3702]

Then your bank account will be in china, your beef jerky rock hard, your water from Flint, MI etc etc hahhaha

[@ryanlesner4716]

@@sammyfreeman3702 Even if the bank accounts location is in china it wouldn't matter because I love me some Asian girls. Besides I could wire cash from china to the US .The water could be filter. Most jerk is already very tough to eat. Even if a wish turned out slightly bad I would make the best of it.

[@kashsmith6181]

Your money would logically become worthless as value is based on the whole of existing currency being limited in the first place.

[@ryanlesner4716]

@@kashsmith6181 The US currency in the bank account would be limit less. The value would remain the same unless I saturated the local economy by spending Trillions of dollars per day. Which I wouldn't do. I would simply move dollar amounts into other accounts and invest in other business stocks to generate revenue naturally..If you deposited half a million dollars into a checking account with 5% interest.

[@suziebelle3738]

technically. with that last wish then the world would end and youd be the only one left alive, since thats not the total decimation of the population.

[@keynes039]

As soon as you said you were going to stop with the reviews, I felt sick due to sadness and disbelief.

[@Nazareth69420]

Timothy Skinner Everybody good is dying and i wanna dieeeee

[@randomusermaximuss]

Whatever you say immortal Owen.

[@JMBAD_art]

Felt the exact same thing

[@delightfulmochas]

I've been subscribed to you for a while now, long enough to see how your filmmaking and editing skills evolved as your channel grew. While I'm sad to see the end of what made me subscribe in the first place, I think it's better that you chase your dreams as a budding filmmaker. You clearly have the eye and passion for it, which is what I think led to your reviews in the first place: the desire and the vision to give movies and other media at least decent quality. Love ya, Ralph. And thanks for everything!

[@Khodakadahmi]

I need to stop having favorite youtubers. They keep leaving...

[@liamlol753]

Khodakadahmi if dunkey leaves i’m going to die

[@SirHippolord]

skrt skrt don’t even fucking talk about that

[@CakeJerry]

As a DoseofBuckley fan I know exactly what you mean, man

[@liamlol753]

Zach Ziegler i know i know i’m sorry for even uttering those words but it’s a thought

[@sean..L]

sad but true.

[@waddupitzjenica]

0:55 "i wished i never believed in luck/ good fortune" The thing she broke its called a bagwa. It has a octagon shape with a small mirror in the middle. You hang that on your front door. Kind of "reflecting" back the bad luck/omen away fromthe house

[@MrAnt728]

No more NICOLAS CAGE-A-THON? just kidding, I'm definitely looking forward to see any future projects from you, Ralph!

[@c-snapthegamer4780]

Feels bad man. I've learned a lot of what I know about cinematography, story writing, lighting, film critiquing and how to make people laugh through this medium just from these videos... they will be missed.

[@floridamapping5490]

*cinnamontography

[@c-snapthegamer4780]

Ah, thanks.

[@joshuahopkins8747]

Take a trip over to RedLetterMedia. Become enlightened. At the very least watch some Mr.Plinkett.

[@sebastian6845]

Same

[@jakedanielsen4512]

He's back don't worry

[@rlobbest]

God dammit Ralph. I'm gonna miss these a lot. Really looking forward to the real last one (Justice League). Thank you for telling us like you did and putting out a really solid last one and even doing an encore! What a guy! I hope 🤞 this is something you revisit or that you can at least keep us all up to date with what you're doing going forward. It's a shame you're shutting down the Patreon (even though I was not a supporter in that way, I do support through KZbin Red, not as good, but yeah) because I know a lot of us want to support you and we want to see more from you no matter what it is that you're putting out. You're very talented and if you're not going to keep the patreon open so people can support you that way, at least keep us up to date on here so we can support you by supporting your future endeavors, whatever they might be. Good luck Ralph! Wish you the best of luck, and I'll still be looking forward to hearing from you on Sardonicast!

[@sarasaland4709]

Smosh just hasn’t been the same since Ralph left.

[@AaronLoving]

Ralph trying to pronounce Chinese is my new favorite thing.

[@河-v3r]

fayng shooee

[@nathanieljacobson2857]

Sadly that’s the first and last time

[@jaymoneyyy110]

almost as bad as water

[@hydra_lisk]

What's wrong with it

[@anarchycastro]

Americans trying to spell 'favourite ' is my new favourite thing. 😉

[@Profile__1]

It's been real fun, Ralph. Real fun. I hope you go somewhere in life and succeed massively in the film industry, or wherever you wanna head towards. If you keep going towards movies, I would love it if I end up working with you somehow. You're pretty knowledgeable in film and filmmaking, so it'd be an honor. I don't have much to show for it, but I'm also trying to climb my way to being a film director. Hope to see you there some day, or something along those lines. Good luck!

[@ethanvillage78]

I think you really missed an opportunity to call it the “jumpscarab”

[@HumbleBovine]

Came here to comment this.

[@Odinsday]

He jumps out of your closet in respect of Allah.

[@MrLego3160]

6:15 "wish for unlimited drinking water" so the world floods.

[@adamofblastworks1517]

Is it still drinking water though?

[@kashsmith6181]

The universe would flood. Outer space would just be an endless ocean.

[@tesold1048]

the thing is, the wishes weren't backfiring. They were just stupid.

[@MrLego3160]

@@tesold1048 wishing for an infinite amount of water would flood the world by design, it doesn't need to backfire

[@davaipovodochke]

you're tearing me apart, ralphie!

[@efilms5974]

I did not

[@JulioLenin88]

Why? Why is this happening??!!

[@Tanner31904]

Ahahaha

[@JulioLenin88]

Hi, Ralphie!

[@kylestyyle987]

"So, do you dig on multiverses?" Ah, yes, what a common causal phrase uttered by Homo sapiens of the millennial variety. I will now use that as my go-to pick up line - thanks Wish Upon!

[@carlost856]

kylestyyle987 at this point the people going through high school are gen z, younger millenials are in or graduating college at this moment.

[@JustinY.]

It's the end of an era.

[@whales0310]

Justin Y. Dude, just shut the fuck up

[@thejedisonic67]

No, when Justin Y. stops commenting on videos, that's when the era truly ends

[@レッド-h1i]

Justin Y. We meet again

[@oo4758]

Thatoneguywhowatchesyouwhenyousleepandthencrawledinyourbedandstoleyourcookies Go commit existance reversal.

[@Unfunniest_Asian]

You truly are everywhere.

[@Bakergirl86]

Birdass, or Smegma, what kind of insults are those.😖

[@christystaude4395]

Smegma is a good one. Its just underused. That shit is gross.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Whitney Bryant Savage insults. That’s what kind of insults those are.

[@johnynoway9127]

Smegma is the white thing stuck to your penis or vagina after you ejaculate. Or if you just dont wash those parts propperly.

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@johnynoway9127 you can find large cultures of smegma cultivating at ComicCon

[@dardanik]

I guess Doodoo head was too strong for the movie.

[@Bataman789]

Does this mean we are getting Ralphthemoviemaker 2?

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Ocean Man.... UNO

[@TheSpecterRanger]

W A I T !!! .... you dig on multiverses???

[@Miuranger1]

Specter Ranger gets thrown like a fucking doll

[@willphillips2522]

Goodbye Ralph. I hope you’ll come back to the long form videos someday.

[@ggFinn1]

I miss his tranfsormers 2 review

[@saintmacintoshreviews9441]

He will...no one ever stays dead on KZbin. If I'd take a guess, id say his reviews would come back in 2 or 3 years, the average hiatus time for a KZbinr.

[@willphillips2522]

Saint Macintosh Reviews or it was a CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THE WHOLE TIME

[@ididntwanta2partname424]

"Wait, you dig on multiverses."

[@TheCinemaMonologues]

I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.

[@justvibin1087]

The Cinema Monologues *I wouldn't wish wish upon upon anyone.

[@MCBGamer]

Man. This video was more of an emotional high than the altitudes Turkish Airlines fly at.

[@manywinters]

I miss him already oh billy!

[@TrisketsCheese]

I 'm going to miss your reviews man, but you had a good run. I wish you all of the luck in the world.

[@LifeOutward]

Missed opportunity to call the ancient Egyptian horror movie demon the "Jump Scarab"

[@nickhadjipateras2944]

Damn it’s been a great run. You’ve been one of my favourite content creators for a long time. It’s gonna be sad to see you stop making these but I look forward to anything in the future

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

This year has had many deaths But this one is the only one that I truly felt something for.

[@void_4871]

1

[@gatst7680]

F

[@chuwyjoe8808]

F

[@galor8710]

F

[@worth779]

F

[@L0LWTF1337]

What if your first wish is that everyone you know dies? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW CHINESE BOX??!?!?

[@akalink77]

lol, cut to the next scene to you lying on the ground, dead. Chinese Box: "HAHAHAH! Technically you know yourself right!?"

[@Greendalewitch]

akalink77 Freud might disagree and say that no one truly knows themselves since you have this thing called sub conscious and tend therefore to do things without knowing the reason behind them. So if you think about it the box cant kill her nor anyone else since she both doesnt TRULY know herself or anyone resulting in the box destroying itself.

[@MacetazzOpina]

The Greendalewitch then no person knows any other

[@matman000000]

The Greendalewitch Now I want a sequel where the protagonist has a 2-hour-long existential conversation with the Chinese box.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

How come dogs can sense paranormal activity? Because Dog=God, Ralph. Dogs are godlike beings.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Or is God a Doglike creature? That would make a lot of sense to me.

[@serenacelestine]

No, dog = ALVIN FLAAAANG

[@lordoffrogs6786]

The holy messiah Argyle requires a sacrifice from Ralphthemoviemaker

[@pepperjack641]

@Jacques Media Reviews JMR Someone borrowed Scoot's yranoitcid

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Goku x Sephiroth you stole that joke straight from Adum & Pals, lazy boi. (And no they’re fucking not lol)

[@whatsthatnow8613]

Wish #1 the box cannot kill anyone that i have ever met Wish #2 i am allowed to change the rules of the box now you're free to do whatever you want.

[@void_4871]

Nah, just wish for your next six wishes to be consequence free, with no loopholes

[@ahmedabusabib5424]

wish 1 wouldn’t work, it would need wish 2 to happen first

[@ZachCarterClarity]

Wish #3 Ralph comes back

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Wish #4 I wish for infinite wishes.

[@sirfijoe450]

I feel like wish making stuff has a self defense karma thing against smart asses like you. Like it would probably kill your ass or something.

[@joseluiscanales3930]

Thank you for all the laughs. I will miss these they were the best. My dream is to be a director and you inspire me. Good luck in your future projects.

[@WolfoftheDM]

Awww. I'm genuinely sad. I really enjoyed all of your content. There's a lot of goofy lines and comments that my siblings and I say to each other since we enjoyed your videos so much, parroting funny things you've said. No more Nic-Cage-A-Thon?! Nonetheless I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

[@eartianwerewolf]

yeah i wouldn't mind if he watched more Cage movies but maybe just kept it a loose rant so it doesn't take up all his time.

[@saintbeau2779]

it would actually make an interesting movie if you consider ralph's wishes. like, a Death Note style cat-and-mouse, where innocent people are murdered for the greater good. does the end justify their unwilling sacrifice? and the main protagonist slowly turns into the antagonist (a la light yagami)