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[@anabstractperson9884]

Some say, that Bigfoot lives upon a different identity, so he hijacked a TV Station and called himself "Charles Styles" and created "Mystery Diners", so he can try Human Food.

[@nitara38]

AnAbstractPerson it all makes sense now

[@Anne-no2xu]

There is so much win in this comment. I love this.

[@tbird1125]

AnAbstractPerson kkk s aiwaosem

[@hunterbailey5545]

His dream as a child was to release drones and help Iraqi food carts.

[@Dhendhi]

CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS

[@MilkScrew]

"Dear heavenly father, please bless and protect us as we attempt to brutally kill one of your creations."

[@mclundgren5105]

seems fine, he did kill the entire population that one time

[@circuitskull4043]

+Lorde Unibrow oh yeah

[@MilkScrew]

+Australian Realist I was referring to the third groups of guys all standing in a prayer circle and basically saying what I originally posted. So, what point are you trying to make exactly?

[@metalgearsolid2substance507]

Pwdr-Mi-Pinku they shouldn't believe in god. Huckleberry was naked. No god would allow that on tv

[@MilkScrew]

+Australian Realist I suggest you start a separate thread of comments, as what you're saying has zilch to do with the point I was making. Have a pleasant evening (or morning if you're in Australia)!

[@bullsquid42]

"It was big, brown and hairy and on all fours." Yup. That's clearly Bigfoot. Can't think of any other animal that matches that description.

[@Dapstart]

The bigfoot was just pretending to be a bear. They're just that smart.

[@sweatyslapfight7900]

@@Dapstart Big foot created bears to confuse us. Big foot is just on an other level.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Dropbear, clearly

[@RD1R]

@@ProjectFlashlight612 oh frick they're invading

[@theligerloverman]

My dad?

[@Kaisaccountt]

Lmao just imagine being a innocent person walking in the woods at night, and all of a sudden you’re confronted by a Bigfoot hit squad

[@madmehr]

What if thats actually how you find Bigfoot? Bigfoot protects innocent campers and hikers from his own hit squad.

[@thomasedison3700]

That's a great mental image lmao

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994]

Sorry, but what kind of an "innocent person" walks around a fucking woods at night? That's like saying "people who wear socks and sandals and aren't pedophiles", that group of people doesn't exist :D

[@obamatraore2339]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 I was walking back from a night out 2 weeks back and happened to go through a small patch of woods. Naturally this area is pitch black so me and someone I'm with turn our phone lights on. Half way through this bloke is just stood there staring at us and eventually squeaked out a pretty feeble hello and I could have sworn he was following us on the way out. I don't think he was there for innocent reasons

[@aurealproportions1917]

Thankfully this shows are fake, if wasn't for that the death toll would be insane.

[@clemmieonline]

h o n e y y o u w a n n a g o *s q u a t c h i n g* t h i s w e e k e n d ?

[@nutlet1]

*S Q U A N C H I N G

[@bigboy-qi7sf]

It sounds too similar to Rick and Morty's SQUANCHING

[@hattu7924]

hey! i was just squatching in here and you came in! thats pretty squatched up

[@MuJackalhopper]

T H E B A T H

[@r.p.4756]

G O R I L L A Z

[@Sprousey97]

I never believed in bigfoot, because he never believed in me. At my ballet recitals, I would look in the crowd and always see that one empty seat. EDIT: why am I getting so many likes, I stole this joke

[@pcallen3133]

Skeltal Man (clap) bravo

[@JustNatax3]

FeelsBadMan

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Skeltal Man Youre probably my favourite comment of the past few months

[@mxe_mxe178]

:(

[@toasterpastires7012]

Skeltal Man ;-;

[@haveanotherpinacolada]

'These.. "SKEPTICS" are contending that BIGFOOTS don't exist!' - Gotta love the way he says that with so much passion.

[@Shatterhand2049]

Yeah, you can hear the contempt he has for them, too. He finds it so laughable that anyone would doubt their nonsensical claims.

[@RD1R]

@@Shatterhand2049 well when your entire identity revolves around stumbling around the woods with "high tech thermal imagers" you bought on Amazon... You'd be offended when everyone questioned your life purpose. They all care more about their own egos than the (lack of) evidence.

[@galleryofrogues]

“These sKePtIcS”

[@estheay3611]

@@RD1R Trump supporters in a nutshell lol

[@bonerbreath6747]

@@estheay3611 politicaltard

[@chelsthegameruiner8669]

I remember one episode of Finding Bigfoot where they "found" Bigfoot and started to panic, literally shitting themselves basically and got the hell out of there. I laughed after that

[@bezahltersystemtroll5055]

literally shitting themselves basically 😂

[@1-2519]

Today we will be finding Bigfoot *Finds Bigfoot* Run Run Run

[@mariobadia4553]

They know that if the thing is real it will easily tear them all to pieces without even trying

[@covini4142]

Would love to know the episode so I can see it

[@roxassora2706]

Which one of them had the lucky wife?

[@chipio]

*This is the most frustrated I've been while squatching in a long time.*

[@devinbell4816]

I read your comment just as they said that on the video.

[@NullCodeMusic]

I go squatching but I've never squatched a squatch.

[@anaislh4709]

This is the most frustrated I've been while *squanching* in a long time

[@eye_lube6022]

I squanch my family very much.

[@bonsaikittenss]

Hey, i'm squanchin' here!

[@Ese1Pac]

Sorry but you're wrong, Ralph. The other day I saw Bigfoot in my backyard. He just stood there all hairy and tall and shit. I was so scared that I yelled, "What do you want from me, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about tree-fitty."

[@American_Simian]

Ese1Pac this comment is so underrated

[@deadrablade]

judah baez it's underrated because the lockness monster is the only one who needs tree fitty

[@YPunkWWEWCPWOverWatch]

Ese1Pac GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

That wasn't no bigfoot, didn't you see the long neck? That damn loch-ness monster took your tree-fitty!

[@an_alienwashere]

Ese1Pac i saw biiigfoot r4p1ng my neighbour and i saw it on Finding Bigfoot season 69

[@jacksonflood9344]

The two parties in America, those who want to find a bigfoot and those who want to kill a bigfoot

[@sneakysnake7695]

The duality of man

[@Chuked]

@@sneakysnake7695 he’s dead, a bunch of hillbillies killed and ate him

[@JJJackson777]

cool name

[@theyeendigo]

Who doesn't want to kill him he eats babies

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I am waiting for the obvious next show, _Nuking Bigfoot._

[@mattc4013]

13:30 "Hogzilla" is real. They photographed its corpse and DNA tested it, and it turned out to be a crossbreed of a wild boar and a domestic pig. Of course this doesn't mean any of the other creatures are real.

[@1-2519]

That’s actually really cool

[@courier6960]

There was another cryptic proven to be real: the jackalope actually started as a myth, but turned out to be a rare mutation

[@SL-ul3yr]

See, that's cool. An animal exists that we didn't know about before, sweet. But these people practically make a religion out of it, they make it into this mythical concept instead of what it is, which is just another animal.

[@mugen3051]

Cap 🧢

[@daedalus_20v]

@@courier6960 No such thing as a jackalope. There was a rabbit specimen discovered in Smithsonian archives with something called the Shope papilloma virus that had cancerous keratin growths on its head... horns, basically. But this is from a deadly (and unfortunately, relatively common) virus that afflicts rabbits. Myths of an rabbit with antlers do originate from ye olden times, but the idea was abandoned by scientists after ~1700. The jackalope, including the name, comes entirely from an American taxidermist selling lots of fakes as souvenirs in the 1900's.

[@Atomic_Mousetrap]

And today we find out exactly how many people in the United States don't know that black bears stand up sometimes.

[@Atomic_Mousetrap]

To them, they ARE doing something important. I mean, I can even say that if they somehow found some kind of Cryptid, that would be a big discovery. If they existed. Which they don't. But if they did.

[@Raptorworld22]

If i remember correctly its a territorial thing right? They stand up when they feel threatened and don't go back to quadrupedal until they feel completely safe. If so that would make sense why so many people claim to see bigfoot, a bear senses them, goes bipedal cause it feels scared and then the person is usually a dumbass.

[@delta1525]

That certainly explains some encounters. It doesn't explain the 11 footers, the squatters, the ones with arms reaching their knees, the ones with human-like faces, 14 inch footprints, whistles, knocking, stone throwing, or like 90% of reported bigfoot encounters. Of course they could be lying. Brushing a lot of them off "Black bears" shows a complete lack of information on these supposed encounters. You're brushing a lot of them off as bears, when actually having more information on these reports should completely throw that explanation out of the window. That is all I am saying though. I'm not trying to make a case for why these reports are actually bigfoot encounters, just that you cannot simply brush these off as mistaken identity.

[@VenathTehN3RD]

@@delta1525 The problem with that line of reasoning is that basically none of those descriptions have any actual evidence to back them up. No photos, no video, nothing. The only source for those descriptions are the people who allegedly saw them, and humans are frequently total garbage at recollecting details like that, especially when they're excited, panicked, and so on and so forth. It's not exactly rare for people to exaggerate things, both when recounting their experiences to others and when remembering it themselves. And that's not even taking account how many of these stories seem to take place at night or in other conditions that reduce visibility, which would only make accurate identification and recollection even less likely. So...yeah, bears actually DO still fit even accounting for most of the things you describe, because with eyewitness testimony being pretty much the only existing evidence (and incredibly unreliable at that), "it was a bear, we just attributed it with extra features because it was pitch black outside and humans have trash night vision" pretty much covers it.

[@delta1525]

@@VenathTehN3RD Consistent reporting on the same features shouldn't just be chalked up to people's bad memory. If reports weren't consistent with each other, then I would agree. I think it's more likely that most people make up their stories altogether. I think only a handful of sightings are actually mistaken identity. The rest are made up, or know they saw a bear and just replace the bear with bigfoot.

[@letstalkbrutenelson8024]

I bet they find Bigfoot every episode but the producers cut the footage so they don’t have to cancel the show

[@zoewells3160]

Bigfoot hates the show and tries to publicly expose himself (as in, expose his existence, not the other meaning of "publicly expose", how would that even make sense, he never wears clothes in the first place unless he shaves his fur I guess, but that’s besides the point) so they’ll have no show but they keep successfully covering it up to keep their "brand" going.

[@celebalert5616]

This is the only conspiracy theory I want to believe in

[@ericfieldman]

They just set their sheikah sensor to Bigfoot and find him immediately, but they really just use that to know where not to go.

[@tricko8000]

LMAO

[@kgpspyguy]

Exactly, I’m halfway through the video, so I don’t know if Ralph mentions this, but being on this show sounds like the greatest gig of all time. They get to go camping with guns, and night vision. Run around the woods with your bros. I bet that half of them don’t actually believe in Bigfoot. They just want to get payed big bucks to hang with the boys.

[@arctweezer9165]

"Cleet had been up for 3 days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw"

[@meandmymoterbike12]

24:00 HE IS LITERALLY DESCRIBING A BEAR

[@shanemccluney4399]

Everything about that kid’s appearance is both tragic and comical

[@belisauriusfish9406]

To be fair, when I was a kid I was certain I saw a dragon, which upon reflection later in life, was just a plane.

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

@@shanemccluney4399 irl South Park character

[@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059]

Big, hairy, stinks, doesn't talk a helluva lot ... ? ... Eh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

[@georgecoconut8164]

@@shanemccluney4399 shaming children yay

[@AnimaltheGirl]

Now we just need a mystery diners episode about Bigfoot stealing food and setting up an Iraqi food cart helping people cheat on the cheesies challenge

[@rebelscum1177]

And where Charles has to release the drone now with a tactical thermal cam

[@sparticus214]

+RebelScum 117 That's too noisy as the bigfoot is out their with his own thermal camera

[@AnimaltheGirl]

How to basic He also gets into a fight with Yankee Jim over him copying the torpasta recipe

[@rebelscum1177]

Amanda Gasson I would pay good money to witness Charles meeting bigfoot and doing his introduction to this 7 foot beast.

[@AnimaltheGirl]

RebelScum 117 Or trying and failing to interact with a terrible CGI one.

[@Sasuri]

*Maybe we should use drones to find Bigfoot?* *Release The Drone.*

[@Johnny-zn5ld]

Dude we just put *TWO CAMERAS IN THE LEFT TREE* and *THREE CAMERAS IN THE RIGHT TREE* as well as *TEN CAMERAS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM*.

[@CheeseInTheOven]

Louis Mendoza *CHARLES STINES, MYSTERY DINERS*

[@abyssmo8692]

Louis Mendoza *BITCH WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! YOU HELPED THIS SASQUATCH CHEAT ON THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE!*

[@samuraifighterchick1456]

*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*

[@CheeseInTheOven]

SamuraiFighterChick Copycat

[@PASTRAMIKick]

They've never found Big Foot, because he moved to Mexico back in the 80s, he's been living here ever since.

[@niyaboyd3805]

Like my dad

[@Upper_Decky]

@@niyaboyd3805 he keeps mentioning his new girlfriend, heather.🙁

[@EkpyroticBounceHouse-DunderDan]

He’s living in Cuba with Tupac and Jesus

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Does he still own that dive bar in Tijuana?

[@gaelmadrigal8073]

True, he's my dad

[@C3asar1Sh0me]

Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. ~ Mitch Hedberg.

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

That's just because bigfoot's natural habitat is anywhere outside the focal distance of the nearest camera. Anytime a bigfoot accidentally steps outside its habitat, and into a camera's focal range, it spontaneously combusts. Also, its bones vaporize. And every single strand of DNA disintergrates.

[@Death2PDOFiles]

What would you do if a tiny out of focus man jumped out of your TV and ran under your fridge

[@Light-ji4fo]

Dinner @@Death2PDOFiles

[@superanto8763]

Bigfoot isn't real? That sounds like something Bigfoot would say.

[@cooldude7838]

Super Anto Ralph is a big foot ghost critic

[@Greendalewitch]

@@cooldude7838 Don't forget a closeted homosexual.

[@kirahviofficial5761]

What's Ralph's shoe size?

[@snatchadams69]

@@kirahviofficial5761 immeasurable

[@michaelb4538]

We used to call my Aunty big foot because she one foot bigger them the other. She used to have to buy 2 pairs of the same shoes just so she could wear the same. So say one was size 6 the other would have to be 10 or 11. She used to always bang her big foot on shit and the kids would kick her big foot when they saw her in the streets and shit. She had to move into the woods in the end as she just couldn't take the grief she was getting. She was also a big fat bitch so that's probably what people are mistaking for a giant ape. Good times.

[@djjissouseki3735]

"IM NOT INTO THIS HOCUS POCUS BULLSHIT!"

[@jackcristo1628]

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of an absence." Yes it is. It's not *proof* of absence, but it's very strong evidence of absence.

[@garylevine3521]

You mean to tell me that one guy from The Boondocks was wrong?

[@sweethysteria8737]

Well, yea and no, It’s evident that you haven’t found it and that it may not be where you are But that doesn’t mean it’s not real. You can’t really prove something’s not real, cause humans aren’t all-knowing or Gods. You feel me

[@Dell-ol6hb]

@@sweethysteria8737 well yea but you can reasonably assume something isn't real to a very high degree, such as bigfoot.

[@phreakinpher]

@@garylevine3521 That one guy who was quoting Donald Rumsfeld, who was also famously wrong?

[@am1ra.6]

This sounds like practicing doublethink to me😭

[@ConkerKing]

Mountain Monsters is actually genius... It's a weird combination of setting elaborate traps and re-establishing a modern folklore for the American wilderness.. Props to those guys.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Prototype run of Old Gods of Appalachia

[@zubrhero5270]

Well, you just sold it to me. I mean, I know I'm a fucking hundred years late to the party on this one, but I've got a real soft spot for that kind of concept. Like, I don't even really step a single foot into sceptic territory, but, I LOVE a (usually bad) paranormal investigations show that incorporates and explores the local stories, legends and folklore.

[@faerie5926]

Also, it can be pretty hilarious lol

[@sinistrality7883]

and it's entertaining too, seeing a bunch of old folks acting like fools in the wilderness and shit, like sure they're tryna hunt local folklore creatures, but sure you'd just laugh at the stupidity.

[@WyattoonsComics]

@@zubrhero5270it gets wild, like Billiam said in his videos it’s basically a D&D larp session. There are entire arcs, recurring monster villains, an evil team of monster hunters that works against these guys, they lean in and just have fun.

[@119hulkify]

people be like: OOH IT'S BIGFOOT LET'S PICK THE WORST FUCKING CAMERA WE HAVE

[@franciscomorales7790]

You like jazz? Well even if you did record with high perfect quality yadayada, people will think its fake so its a loss or a loss

[@floridaman4596]

You like jazz? Yeah these shows are fake but I think Bigfoot is real

[@wrinkle9917]

Yes

[@f.a.4310]

They found Buck in the shed, sitting there looking traumatized, and then starts describing how he got grabbed by the arm and dragged away, and told to stay in place and be silent. I have nothing else to assume but rape.

[@explorationoutdoors1512]

F. A. I'm freakin telling ya that women of the woods will be the death of his character

[@killmesoftly3755]

MudCat TV yeah

[@DonkeyDongs]

Surprise butt rape!

[@d.s.parentsr6502]

Say what you will about a human's ability to track/hunt/move in the forest, but in 400+ years of hound hunting in North America there are no reports of a pack ever treeing a 'bigfoot.' You can run from hounds, but they'll find you. That means that, eventually, fighting or climbing is your only option. Hounds can tree anything that climbs from raccoons to grizzly bears. But, so far, never a 'bigfoot.' Bonus question: Do you know why none of these jokers have any hounds with them? A) Because they're not actually looking for anything. B) Because you can't train a hound to pretend to track/alert on nothing. C) Because they can't pretend 'bigfoot' is near if the hound isn't alerting. D) All of the above.

[@andrewheaney4874]

My family and I own a Redbone hound. We don't use him for hunting (although we could easily do that) but rather for keeping other animals out of our premises (he even scared off a large male Black bear at one point when he was 10 months old!). All that is to say, THANK YOU! I was thinking about this the whole time! If a hound gets a scent, nothing will stop them from getting to it! Why have no actual hunting hounds found bigfoots? Because they don't exist!

[@thedeadcannotdie]

The guy in the Bigfoot show: tropical creatures don't leave fossils Fossils of all dinosaurs living in the tropics: guess we don't exist

[@rawrdino7046]

Funny thing is he does look like those people thag deny evolution and say dinosaurs are fake and were created to test our faith in god.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

He speaks with the same level of child-like fanaticism

[@choc113]

Also since when is Bigfoot a tropical creature? And if it is why are these dumb asses looking for it in North American?

[@connorokeefe67]

Also they spend all their time searching in temperate forests, the pacific northwest is apparently tropical to these guys.

[@Concavenator128]

Tbf, there's a germ of truth in it: soils of tropical rainforests are thin, acidic, and generally poor for fossilization (unless you are lucky and get something like a stagnant lake or an ash bed which preserves stuff very well). Indeed, we have very few fossil remains of gorillas and chimpanzees, compared to much richer fossils of the human lineage, which is from drier regions. But of course 1) Fewer remains is still not none, 2) Bigfoot is supposed to live in temperate/cold climates, not in wet tropical ones, so this is irrelevant, and 3) A stable population of a larger-than-human-sized animal should leave plenty physical traces other than fossils. Which is probably just what the first skeptic guy answered, except they've cut his answers off in the """documentary""".

[@theUltimateBadass146]

That's not Bigfoot- THATS THE GHOST OF YANKEE JIM

[@Bruh-jj9kk]

theUltimateBadass146 it's an Iraqi food cart

[@abe8552]

Y a n k e e j i m

[@alexthibodeau979]

I can feel his dark energy too. RELEASE THE DRONE.

[@awilkins1849]

Alex Thibodeau the drone has been released

[@spilia5876]

Charles Stiles Don't lose her!

[@cherryistrash4080]

"I heard this blood curdling.. uh.. I can't even reproduce it." *Show immediately reproduces the sound* Okay

[@thegrasswhistle5238]

I honestly hope that your profile picture is ironic. If you are serious, then I think I’ll just go and take my own life.

[@cherryistrash4080]

Grass Whistle Edgy.

[@TK0921]

He probably made some really cringey noise and the producers were like “Nah fam, get one of those stock sound effects in there.”

[@jqyhlmnp]

What do you think “maga” means🤔

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

Daikon Radish+ more often than you'd think. I had an unironic hentai pic until recently.

[@duartevader2101]

I lost count of how many times I've watched this...

[@misteryA555]

I use Ralph’s videos to go to sleep regularly and this is one of my favs

[@Casper-ph6nn]

@@misteryA555 Me too, because it has a doc feel, also the music he uses is soothing.

[@papanurgle8393]

Maybe the real Bigfoot were the friends we made along the way.

[@davidaston0]

First date ideas: •Squatching •Staring at trees with a sniper •Nothing else is a good idea

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Great bonding time, if you don't get along you just leave her behind in the forest. Good times.

[@DerWaidmann_]

Sounds good to me

[@blixby9617]

I wish I could go squatching but bigfoot probably got covid-19 😔

[@xs2196]

•Releasing the drone

[@ManicVelocity]

Imagine if there was a show called "Deer Hunters" that went on for 9 seasons and they never found a deer.

[@jqyhlmnp]

Manic Velocity I saw the deer, and it produced a sound that... that I don’t even know but it was there

[@jimtreebob2096]

Manic Velocity that’s my hunting life.

[@zachm1123]

This is the most frustrated I've been while Deering for a long time.

[@papayer]

dude it's a deer

[@the_comedy_kid15k54]

Imagine using CGI for the deer

[@lampini]

I like to think the mountain monster people are just tripping on acid in the woods while a camera crew follows them around. And that’s why crazy shit keeps happening even though they don’t find anything

[@matthewpicchu8232]

Biology undergrad here, everything the squatchers say at 10:00 is bull. Not just because that's not how fossils work, but because even if what they're saying is true and that chimpanzee fossils are rare because tropical climates don't encourage fossilization, this is the Northwest US, not exactly the jungles of Malaysia.

[@bobthebuilder2922]

But earth was very warm tropic when dinos roamed the earth and we still find their fossils. So i think the bigfoot nutjob was just trying to sound smart, talk fast and just made the whole thing up. Pretty much like anti vaxers and flat earthers make their arguments

[@matthewpicchu8232]

We don't even have to go that far back! We know that there was an extinct human species in Indonesia, a very hot, wet, tropical place, because of preserved bones! The fact that these charlatans can get away with these lies is infuriating.

[@bobthebuilder2922]

@@matthewpicchu8232 that is true👍

[@MayorofHopeville]

The fact that Bigfoot is supposedly alive invalidates them further. Even if other claims were true, with Bigfoot being an "existing" creature, fossils of earlier species could have been found, but also deceased carcasses, bones, teeth or as Ralph said, even fecal matter.

[@Chuked]

im too stupid to understand you guys

[@RomanSPQR25]

A little disappointed that you didn't say "release the drone" during the drone scene...

[@diamondaxestudios5591]

I used to watch Finding Bigfoot with my family because we all found it hilarious. At one point they called their drone an Aerial Surveilance System, and so from that point onward whenever they released a drone we would all yell out "RELEASE THE A.S.S. !"

[@brosplosiontriggerlimitpiz9774]

RomanSPQR25 DON'T CRASH THAT DRONE.

[@supermutantsam1160]

+DiamondAxeStudios Your family sounds fucking hilarious.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Super Mutant Sam and Mas More like fucking cringe

[@thema1998]

DiamondAxeStudios Your family is weird. XD

[@braydenj1327]

Big foots probably just a furry.

[@nekokenai8921]

That's the most believable theory about bigfoot I've ever heard.

[@cade7598]

There was a whole movie based on Bigfoot being a furry

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Cade Mind linking me to that one, Cade?

[@cade7598]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKLJaZtris6jbLc I cant be sure but it looks like he is supposed to be trying to be a furry for his wife or something.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Cade Thank you

[@sinistrality7883]

"this has been the most frustrating I've been while Squatching" Bruh you hunt bigfoot, frustration and disappointment should be part of the resume lmfao.

[@TheGunslinger44]

My favorite episode of Mountain Monsters is where they trapped a pack of Chupacabra and a Bigfoot broke them out right behind them like it was some prison breakout

[@youngsmitty347]

Hey James

[@TheGunslinger44]

@@youngsmitty347 You came back to revisit this classic as well?

[@youngsmitty347]

@@TheGunslinger44 Doing a marathon on the drive home. On Liftetime rj

[@SelfTitled76]

Hey James

[@SelfTitled76]

@@youngsmitty347 Hey Logan

[@marinthecreator]

I wish Bigfoot existed. It would be an awesome discovery. But it's 2017, if 4chan could find a fucking flag using the fucking sky I think someone would of snapped a decent pic of Bigfoot.

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

Dalek115 underrated comment.

[@mintsjams8862]

Dalek115 context plz?

[@megawatt62]

Shia Labeouf's HWNDU stream was moved to a hidden location to stop people dicking around on the stream, the only thing you could see on the stream was a flag that said "He will not divide us" and the sky, using the location of stars, the time of day, plane flight plans, someone tweeting a picture of Shia at their restaurant and a 4chan """"""""""agent"""""""" honking his car horn around the area they found the flag and took it down.

[@xopegood]

VAPORWEEB look up "HWNDU season 3"

[@monotone9408]

A very egregious Dinosuar BreitBart...why

[@MrIpawned]

Everything the witnesses say essentially describes a bear

[@LoverOfManyArts]

indeed

[@batastrophic9762]

haha this guy thinks "bears" are real, wtf

[@D1ckCh33se42]

Lock South Bears don’t exist lmao, those are a myth made up by the government

[@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341]

@@D1ckCh33se42 Yeah, theyre trying to hide the real truth.

[@victoriamoreno4966]

They found out the mating call because they thought they heard bigfoot but it was actually Buck screaming because he saw a werewolf

[@jetwing9463]

Source?

[@LoreleiCatherine]

Mannn I high key and unironically LOVE Mountain Monsters, they got story arcs and everything lol

[@LoreleiCatherine]

@Colby I mean it’s good for hiking through and watching the animals while you walk but nothing interesting enough to hike up tv ratings lol

[@tyebragg6913]

"Yeah I think I see a squach other there by the tree, let's go get s better look" *team moves in "Wait s minute.. do you guys hear that......." "HI IM CHARLES STYLES FROM CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS!"

[@Vesporeon]

Tye Bragg "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

[@r.p.4756]

Tye Bragg 'did you guys cheat on the cheesies challange!' 'relealse the drone!'

[@mollybrown2064]

Tye Bragg AHAHAHAHA

[@propagandalf9511]

*20 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP BY THE TREE*

[@chancehosler1503]

5 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP ON THE SQUATCH

[@pikachubandit7222]

Imagine Bigfoot actually shows up and gets immediately turned into red mist by just a hail of gunfire

[@joshuaanderson1712]

Bigfoot doesn't exist anymore, he was shot and eaten by hillbillies.

[@noahmeserve4720]

"Only one second had gone by as Micheal pivoted to bring the gun to bear on Bigfoot... Micheal fired the next shot through the top of his white-haired skull. The air seemed to be full of pink mist."

[@leonausten1800]

Why is this soooo funny? 😂😂😂 And then :,,Eat his Heart! He will turn you immortal!“ Or Bigfoot shows up with a Bazooka and bombs the Hell out of them...Bigshoot.

[@kingragnar8023]

Strange wilderness

[@momo_u]

i love u for this

[@fantasticbeast9962]

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video and still don’t believe. I’ve laughed my ass off many times, especially the “Infrared Phone Attachments.” I miss Ralph.

[@fantasticbeast9962]

My mistake - the thermal attachment in the phone

[@adkinsyum]

Always figured some crazy hillbilly would have shot it by now. Or spotted it from space.

[@swerzye4472]

@@lilylopnco thats more likely

[@choc113]

There are hillbillys in space now?

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

@@choc113spacebillies is a great idea for a show

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed that Mystery Diners didn't get in on this somehow.

[@python1972]

I think bigfoot terrorising a restaurant would give Charles Stiles:Mystery Diners a legitimate reason to come around.

[@OkayFillet]

Charles Stiles pulls out the Wardrone to find Bigfoot

[@coise2125]

uses his twenty thousands camera's to find "Bigfoot"

[@UkuleleVillain]

A message was left in my mailbox yesterday. No envelope, no stamp, just a piece of paper, old and worn from years of weathering. It read, to my increasing confusion, SRENID YRETSYM SELITS SELRAHC What could this mean?

[@johnk.7523]

*RELEASE THE DRONE*

[@braydenhagemeier5682]

Charles Styles Mystery Diners

[@barelyafan5591]

Who You Callin Pinhead wow

[@jasonfenton8250]

Bigfoot's cheating on the cheesy's challenge, that's why everyone is hunting him.

[@NinjaGodzilla]

We're gonna need a drone for this one!!

[@samboujaiteh3331]

¿Quién es Charles Stiles?

[@Bonzane]

Stiles

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

My theory: the crew _actually find_ Bigfoot at the end of a season, but due to the contract they have with the channel, they free him over and over again to keep the ratings up.

[@yakuza01]

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" That's what I kept telling my bank when I told them I had 3 million dollars last week in my savings account and now it's gone........................ so I was escorted out and now I am banned from all branches, on top of a restraining order.

[@crazysnaillady9753]

When he points and says 'he told me to.' I expected the camera to turn around and the producer to be stood there with a clip board.

[@backupchannel8136]

Yes

[@crimsonpirate9]

Plot twist the producer is bigfoot

[@Scanlaid]

Bigfoot is like Clark Kent, puts on the glasses and just disappears into the crowd

[@mrdeplorable3097]

yes 1200th like, my life is complete now😂

[@katherineofarrogant6370]

Even if it is all staged, "Mountain monsters" is a ton more interesting then "finding Bigfoot"

[@troin3925]

At least it tried to be entertaining.

[@TheIbney00]

Troin tried? I was laughing my ass off. I might start watching that show lol

[@Defnotaraccoon]

Fuck, im watching it now man. Its insane and i love it

[@thestutteringspartan5155]

Mountain Monsters is the funniest show on television for all the wrong reasons

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Better to have something completely off the wall bullshit then to have something completely off the wall bullshit pretending to be real and serious.

[@Eat-Glass]

He picked me up with his mind powers n shook me like a doll

[@kelstonhubler951]

IT’S TRUE, I SAW THE WHOLE THING!

[@estheay3611]

@@kelstonhubler951it is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC

[@DeputyDexin]

9:40 "These SCEPTICS are contending that bigfoots don't exist!" -moronic bigfoot sceptic

[@DatBrasss]

Have none of these Bigfoot hunters ever heard of bears "I woke up and heard somethin big movin around" Sounds like a bear to me, Chief.

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

L. Clay Manley don’t be an idiot everyone knows bears aren’t real we’re talking BIGFOOT here buddy try to be serious

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Or even a fucking deer, or if you're up north a moose.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

One of these shows actually chased and shot a bear "thinking it was bigfoot".

[@dongargon763]

That little ginger kid describes a bear with mange lol

[@MrSqurk]

Brian Weatherman are you agreeing or disagreeing with him? You comments seems to be doing both. Dumbass

[@yaeli_i_guess]

"I had no idea he could read people's minds. Shouldn't be a problem for you guys though." Shots fired

[@snitchbstudios]

In one episode of mountain monsters they capture some kind of legendary dogs, and Bigfoot breaks into the trap and releases them.

[@hotimportknight]

I remember this one, lmao. They said the hellhound was big foots pet, and they were working together to thwart their attempts at revelation.

[@Interloper314]

Was playing Team Fortress 2 once and someone was playing an entire episode of Mountain Monsters over their mic and it was the funniest shit ever

[@biggerman4720]

Charles stiles better have a big foot episode.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Charles Stiles Bigfoot Hunter

[@andrewmarling]

2 cameras set up on my trailer, 3 cameras set up on a tree, 1 camera set up on another tree, 2 cameras set up in a bush, 5 cameras set up around the lake, 1 camera set up on my truck, 3 cameras set up at the river, 1 camera set up on a different tree.

[@Voidwalker09]

Don't forget the drone

[@user-og8jy1ib7f]

Bigfoot was stealing food to make a Iranian food cart that has 4 cameras on the wheels.

[@CoffeeConnoiseur]

*Charles Stiles mystery diners*

[@stevend285]

"I've seen blue orbs along with bigfoots" YOU'RE HIGH

[@antipsychotic451]

that's not how weed works

[@robertwoodard2008]

The Eggplant Mage you do know that you can be high on other substances right? Like Mountain Dew, I once drunk a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and I swear I saw the Beatles and The Rolling Stones ha ring a hate orgy.

[@hypnotised-clover]

Steven big feet

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Blue orbs are real apparently.

[@troin3925]

Steven Was he referring to the ghost lights phenomena (I was a paranormal enthusiast as a kid)? I do find this phenomena very interesting. If you want to know what I'm talking about, look up Brown Mountain Lights. These aren't supposed to be ghosts, they're just strange colored balls of light that appear during specific conditions. I think these lights are a natural phenomena that's never been scientifically explained yet.

[@Notmefuckyou]

John Tice or "Trapper" has since sadly passed away on the 16th of December 2019, Rest in Peace.

[@rikiaVB]

One of your best videos ever. The editing is superb and so is the comedy! Amazing job Ralph!

[@000ThatsLife000]

A squatch'? That's *the ghost of yankee Jim*

[@swiperofspines2573]

I sense his energy

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

i like the wannabe SWAT teams approach. "we are looking for an extremely rare animal...never recorded....and we gonna kill it immediately."

[@rednidedni3875]

@Castro Enjoys Dairy Chicken

[@turtleanton6539]

Lol

[@TheGunslinger44]

I live in Pike County, Kentucky and I literally have a house that sits in the forest and I have never once heard of a Kentucky Hellhound.

[@youngsmitty347]

Eyyyy.

[@TheGunslinger44]

@@youngsmitty347 LOGAN WHAT'S UP. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[@youngsmitty347]

@@TheGunslinger44 Sup James, happy Valentine's to you.

[@farkbett699]

@@youngsmitty347 This was rather wholesome. I wish more KZbin comments were like this

[@MountainHomeJerrel]

After all these years, this is still one of my favorite works of media ever created. I could watch this about once every few months and enjoy it just as much as seeing it the first time.

[@drcrumbs]

That second show with the bearded hillbillies actually looked pretty entertaining.

[@nathaniela297]

Drcrumbs Which one?

[@blackadder5517]

Drcrumbs it's one of the best comedy shows on TV

[@truedarkness4052]

Nathaniel A. Mountain Monsters

[@nathaniela297]

The Darkness Flame Thanks

[@Goofygooberston]

Drcrumbs It is, I laugh every fucking time I watch it because of the ridiculous shit they come up with.

[@dysenteryking9034]

I've watched every episode of Mountain Monsters. l swear to christ in one episode they were at a river or something, and one of them saw something down near the water and shouted "Guys look! It looks like a kid!!" Then they ALL instantly turned around and started shooting at the water because he saw something that looked like a fucking kid.

[@Seldser]

Dysentery King this show sounds like the greatest thing ever.

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

+Dysentery King It is, your gonna be laughing so hard you will barely be able to breathe. ^^

[@l.lawiet3985]

Dysentery King Do you know the intro song?

[@Astral570]

YOOOOOO, I need that episode's name now.

[@Renogade]

Dysentery King Who wouldn't do that?

[@joocebox793]

When I was about 10 years old, I had a sleep over at my friends house. My friends dad was watching a Bigfoot show right before we went to bed and it fucking terrified me. I couldn’t sleep that night or the next 3 days. I don’t know why it scared me so much. Maybe the thought that the woods that surrounded my neighborhood had a giant man-ape, maybe it was that a massive monkey would jump me while taking a hike. I don’t know.

[@brianh5803]

Mountain Monsters is prolly the best PARODY on all the monster legends past and current.....the show is absolute GENIUS parody!

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

Tv producer: let's make a show about bigfoot for all those idiots that believe in it. Audience: jaja I am watching a show about some idiots that believe in bigfoot. The circle is complete.

[@ohgodwhy5626]

yo that’s finna woke

[@ballsofsalsa01]

jaja? Sorry I don't speak D E S P A C I T O

[@sammy135_]

oh god why I see your finna woke and raise you an "ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS"

[@glorioustigereye]

Lmao

[@AlejoViard98]

ñ

[@ryans2259]

Maybe Charles Styles and the mystery diners should set up a ton of cameras in the woods so that he can release the drone on him.

[@ethanjennings7235]

4 cameras on the redwood, three cameras on the birch, ten cameras beneath the felled log, thirty cameras in the deer antlers, 152 cameras on random squirrels, 29,347 cameras on crawdads, and we’re sending in our undercover agent... Harry Henderson.

[@chuckbatman5]

Forget Avengers, this is the cross over the world needs

[@GiaBird-The-Jumin-Han-Lover]

I wish I could like this comment multiple times. Lmao

[@BMoney8600]

I love this comment

[@nejdalej]

Nobody has found fecal matter because every time Bigfoot goes for a hike in the woods, he picks up his poo with a plastic bag before wandering into the portal to the Planet of the Big Feet. Oh and hes also great at camoflaging. He gives John Cena a run for his money. Checkmate athiests 😂

[@j_6469]

Bigfoot's real I saw a picture on Wiki Answers once.

[@Grace-es9fc]

*yahoo answers. Even more sad.

[@barelyafan5591]

J Grandmaster wow

[@zenoblues7787]

Wow that's totally believable

[@qw000pz]

I know boys from girls cuz I saw a penis on Yahoo Answers this morning.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Was it a Wiki Answers on "How to approach Mike Stoklasa"?

[@trumanurness2645]

I think there's a Squatch in my diner I'm going to need my friend "CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS HOW ARE YOU"

[@krystsource8473]

Finding my Niche sas squantch

[@walterhenderson1766]

Some very interesting cinematography and editing choices here, love it dude!

[@kirkbupkis]

23:38 no one gonna talk about that reaction shot?? 😂😂😂😂

[@therealgunksucker]

Finding Bigfoot is a running joke among my family. Everyone puts it on and we make fun of it together whenever we meet. Good times.

[@Scrotus_MaximusIII]

Th _ "its a rockin sqautchin area!"

[@jeffeverman2138]

Th _ Oml that's the best. We do it with Ancient Aliens

[@ANoteToSelf]

Th _ your family sounds like fun haha.

[@qualivia]

TheNigga We do that to Ancient Aliens. Its like doing drugs without the side effects

[@gamermoment4327]

qualivia i think the ancient aliens guy was on drugs

[@somanytakennames]

Mountain Monsters looks so ridiculously bonkers it could be genuinely entertaining.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

its unironically great, they go from searching for a bigfoot to getting involved with the mob trying to kill it for some fucking reason

[@alexholt5932]

Me and my brother watched the show for 6 hours straight because we had nothing better to do

[@tinanicklin1045]

had to tell you completely made my night, so hilarious that I almost wet myself you must do more episode bloody brilliant, coming from England we find it odd too ,enjoy you might have to change your name for safety lol x

[@meg.loves.science]

Even six years later this video brings me so much joy 😂

[@nicknekro666]

If being drunk in the Boston Commons counts as Bigfoot hunting then I am a professional Bigfoot hunter

[@HardboiledBread]

That's not bigfoot, thats a TWO LITER OF MOUNTAIN DEAWR

[@Laudanum-gq3bl]

This has given me the best laugh of quarantine. Thank you so much. 🤣

[@gforce07]

your shots are so good in this like i know it's old but still

[@Lauren_210]

I remember when iCarly dedicated an entire episode to finding Bigfoot.

[@ohgodwhy5626]

I remember when Bigfoot straight just pulled grand theft auto on them.

[@Lauren_210]

if it ain't white it ain't right. Not exactly. They interviewed a scientist on their webshow, who was someone that researched Bigfoot for over a decade and wrote a book about whether he’s real or not. At first, it did seem like they found him, but it ended up being the scientist in a Bigfoot costume who only did it to create hype and help his novel sell better.

[@Lauren_210]

Max McDougall Yeah, the real Bigfoot did steal their RV. It’s just that Carly and the gang never FOUND the actual Bigfoot.

[@RJ-me2tv]

And spencer had water in his ear

[@BMoney8600]

Yes

[@calebs4755]

They should call these shows: "Some people entering the woods."

[@kylefrank638]

Ah'm nawt intuh this hocus-pocus bowlsh**!

[@fabusquish.undercover]

I love how every "Bigfoot" noise sounds exactly like a bear... Coincidence, I'm sure

[@bobhoskins-kl6ue]

I have to wonder 3 years later, how many of the "killings bigfoot" guys shot each other by accident?

[@cryptic3675]

Each year one of the members is declared the "honorary bigfoot" and then, the real hunt begins!

[@thesealrebellion]

Dude mountain monsters is unintentionally the greatest show on television, it's entertaining as hell

[@ismaciodismorphus3320]

The Seal Rebellion r

[@ismaciodismorphus3320]

The Seal Rebellion kkk

[@LoneWolf-hl2wn]

its fucking stupid and only the retarded enjoy it.

[@bisa1234]

You forgot that they are probably drunken all the time. But yeah the it is one of the funniest show on of television

[@saintouija6403]

The Seal Rebellion TBH THO LOL

[@the13thdoctor89]

Sasquatches are extinct, I know because I watched John Marston kill them all.

[@cristyd1306]

The 13th Doctor I MADE John Marston kill them all

[@thischannelisnowdefunct]

They ate babies, it was their fault

[@peeweeherman9411]

They eat berries

[@drstrangelove9525]

ITSCHOCOTACO they eat berries

[@iamdefish3315]

The 13th Doctor Ha!

[@anomalocaris7238]

media peaked with the debut of Finding bigfoot on animal planet

[@dinovoldo544]

In the age of iphone/android/samsung with HD digital camera that has incredibly awesome zoom, we ain't seeing any more bigfoot/UFO sightings and I wonder why.

[@lisasampson4833]

I'm squanching here!

[@EstherTheNicey]

Lica Sandu *insert funny Rick and Morty meme here*

[@danny7301]

EstherTheNicey "I'm tiny riiiick!!!"

[@squirrel1331]

Insert funny Rick and Morty meme here

[@SnowTheJamMan]

*Insert Rick and Morty meme here* Funny is not needed since all Rick and Morty memes are funny

[@pauldaly100]

Pog Collection

[@jimtreebob2096]

S A T U R D A Y I S F O R S Q U A T C H I N '

[@employee4275]

L E T S G E T S O M E G R U B G O I N '

[@MossFauna]

jim treebob S Q U A T C H I N

[@Questionable_Content]

jim treebob crack open a C O L D one with the S Q U A T C H

[@mikearmstrong6736]

Good video guy. Seriously, that was fun. I'll be looking for other work by you.

[@RobbieManic]

23:47 - "it was on all-fours", despite the CGI reconstruction you showed about 10 seconds earlier showing Big Foot walking upright.