The Bye Bye Man - ralphthemoviemaker

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

I posted this review and I lost 100k subs in an instant. Either youtube is glitching out or the Bye Bye Man is at work.

[@adamsmith4852]

ralphthemoviemaker oof

[@franklin1021]

Unsubbed

[@GurrenLagann98]

Holy shit

[@josecarlosmunoz5202]

youtube glitch. i see t happen to all of the youtbers i follow

[@ecstasysfallimento7223]

ralphthemoviemaker maybe your content is just shit lmfao

[@Ian-oe9wp]

don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it "Charles Stiles mystery diners"

[@pauline9970]

introverted guy D A N G I T

[@nicholasgofas7082]

introverted guy R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@viridian8325]

introverted guy W H Y A R E Y O U C R Y I N G

[@Odinsday]

*9 W I N N E R S O F T H E C H E E S E S C H A L L E N G E*

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Sniping Spoon because my business is losing money to an iraqi food cart

[@callie5180]

the ICUP man, don't say his name

[@Bitter-Wounds]

Gurotastic I spelled this out like an idiot because it's been 15 years since I've heard this joke and I'm ashamed of myself

[@benjamintschirhart235]

Gurotastic don't think it don't spell it

[@ElectricBarrier]

If you say his name... he'll come and laugh at you.

[@Darkstar22177]

I feel sexually assaulted

[@iamhughmun]

Don't spell ICUP nigga

[@gatsmen2200]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening" So unspecific that I can't even tell if they're human

[@worm9862]

I'm scared that something scary will exist

[@cako666]

I'm scared of scary things

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

Carlos Acevedo wish, me too!

[@imanna9871]

She tried to be funny.

[@NoahDaArk]

I feel like that should be a logical fallacy

[@Flutter_Aeina]

“I’m scared of terrible things happening.” Wowwww what an interesting fear that literally everyone has

[@whatinthegoddamn]

its like saying "i like food" and thinking that's a personality

[@hammerite6418]

I’m scared of being scared

[@lilyshould4602]

Omg I love your channel 😳

[@Flutter_Aeina]

Lily Should oh hey! Never thought I’d see the day where I was recognized in a random comments section lol. Thanks!

[@lilyshould4602]

Flutter_bat_16_ you’re welcome

[@nathanhoward9128]

The bye bye man The farewell fella The pip pip person The gone away guy The cheerio chap

[@mustin2481]

Gold

[@satanlovestotrip9764]

the deuces dude

[@Guapo_Oppai]

The Later Lad

[@creed8712]

You forgot his pet. The see you later alligator

[@Tj_Druid]

The Adiós Amigo

[@binhomeless1790]

Who can Honestly take a film called The bye bye man seriously

[@SatansFire]

homestuck

[@mrnat3058]

Only if you got T! But it ain't gonna be no easy grab.

[@SatansFire]

homestuck

[@SatansFire]

homestcuk

[@UkuleleVillain]

hi hi man?

[@Xandy743]

Personally I can't sleep comfortably at night without a terrifying grim reaper coating hanging in my room.

[@ronalddebbarma6882]

Underrated xD

[@bigmanroadman3910]

When being awake is a nightmare you won’t have nightmares when your asleep.

[@halfcool5014]

?

[@richhartnell6233]

Would scare the fuck out of a home invade though. Could save your life lmao.

[@megashark636]

Yeah man I also keep a lion in my wardrobe just in case a murder comes it will get startled by my grim reaper coat and the lion can kill the person

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

I actually saved my friend's life too. Every day, I remind him as banter just in case we're actually bad film characters in an exposition scene.

[@eliasjakemoran02]

Yes lads!!

[@kreuz7sieben]

You never know

[@Jokoko2828]

Gotta guilt trip him for the rest of his life.

[@reapers_scyth3181]

Don't say it, don't think it. *MY NAME IS CHARLES STILES, I"M WITH A COMPANY CALLED MYSTERY DINERS.* Don't say it, don't think it! *SUM SHUSH CONCERNS ABOUT THE POETRY JAM NIGHT.* DON'T SAY IT, DON'T THINK IT!! *RELEASE THE DRONE.*

[@bumscrambler3817]

*DON'T SAY IT, DON'T THINK IT!!!* *IT AIN'T NO EASY GRAB, THEY GOT T!*

[@kaih5247]

Zer0scope *R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E*

[@ash6216]

Don't say it don't think it T H E G H O S T O F Y A N K E E J I M

[@koolteenjake34]

Zer0scope I

[@wall4818]

H A D B E E N H U U U N N G G G

[@RemingtonRookie]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening" *looks at movie poster behind her of The Bye Bye Man*

[@chaoz7370]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening." Well, she must've had a heart attack on the day this movie released.

[@AgentRavioli]

I like the evil factory profile pic. Noice :)

[@chaoz7370]

@@AgentRavioli Thnx dude :)

[@KaladinVegapunk]

hahah seriously the dumbest fucking answer oh yeah, real specific

[@Abomdosnow]

Odin means the answer the lady in the interview gave

[@lizp5004]

Apparently, she was diagnosed w/ALS after. She can't speak anymore &was essentially left to live out her days in the hospital😬

[@eth4n55]

He likes shopping, he likes discounts... the buy buy man

[@FR0_MAGNUM]

He likes men, he likes women... the bi bi man

[@mola55e5]

He’s in marketing.

[@bozotheclown1142]

I have crippling spending habits

[@nootology]

Get ready for the sequel: *manmanboyboyman*

[@nootology]

funny IHE reference xD

[@amittoibis]

Me me big boy

[@sassafras8324]

Burkinator Up down, I go up, up down, I go down, up down, go down, up down, turn around, up down, I go down, up down, down up, up down....

[@jackzanaa24]

Burkinator you got a Steve in me

[@--dila--8287]

Me me big boy

[@dangredux2003]

He likes men, he likes women... the bi bi man

[@SurahOnline]

*LMAO!!!* 😂

[@freyastuchbery7130]

It was funnier the first time I read this.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

He might like fish too..according to the wallpaper at 6:10 hahaha Rewatching this how the fuck did I miss that the first time hahaha??? I mean he zooms in on it but I just saw the fisherman and a fish with bubbles, I didn't notice he was BLOWING the fisherman hahahah

[@makobell1702]

the bye bye man said gay rights

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Bye Bye Man 2: The Toodaloo Dude

[@TheMrWillje]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening" So is everyone

[@P8P89]

TheMrWillje the amount of instant rage I felt when she said that is astounding, I never thought I could hate a persons face so much

[@joshuaanderson1712]

'The monster is so scary, it will change to be whatever YOU the viewer find scary, so it's like a million monsters in one! I don't think another movie has ever had a monster like that.'

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Like, Im pretty sure that's just what a fear is

[@The_Jester_Of_Tortuga]

like 44 ninjas or ya know .... “ Pennywise” pretty sure that is his actual definition of what he does to scare people and she says it with so much fucking pride F her.

[@user-dl8rl8oz3s]

_YA DON'T SAY!!111!1!_

[@whoelsebutmatty]

fun fact: the black guy is also british except he has a decent american accent

[@42ndblaze43]

Matty Well it was at least better than the girl’s accent

[@worm9862]

It was a pretty good American accent, I understand why it's hard because it can be kinda ambiguous and American accents are quite plain. But it's the directors fault not the actors for not being able to do an American accent, they should've recast and gotten an American actor.

[@SurahOnline]

*I swear he was in "Waterloo Road"*

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

Worm They didn’t even need to recast them. Just let them do their natural voice. It wouldn’t have been as distracting if at all than doing what they did in the movie which is giving them fake American accents.

[@bloodwrage]

Black people aren’t British, silly. They can just be born there

[@whyhasgodforsakenme4822]

Saw this in my recommended and realized i forgot its called the bye bye man and not the peepee poopoo man

[@LASRalphadeltaone]

Dude, honestly, that meme is the only reason I recognized this movie

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

“You won’t be laughing when he kills you!”

[@mitchellsmith6390]

Sweet as g] 6p

[@alikirb]

we need a spoof of that movie called the peepee poopoo man

[@funnynickname1126]

ali, kirb Most definitely. I’d make it if I knew how to make a film.

[@humblebumbled]

The Bye Bye Man 2: The Sayonara dude

[@anhonyquinones4210]

humblebumbled The bye bye man 3: See you later alligator girl.

[@kathrynwilliams7097]

The Bye Bye Man 4: The Hey There Woman

[@CesarJoseee]

humblebumbled The Bye Bye Man 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@anhonyquinones4210]

Kathryn Williams The bye bye man 5: The final bye bye

[@dumithegreat3892]

Anhony Quinones The Bye Bye Man Resurrection: Farewell Friendo

[@PizzaDad]

The painting of that fish giving a blowie is the scariest thing in the movie. No but seriously, who thought that was okay??

[@Vamoss39]

Where is the fish?

[@soygato2722]

Christopher Priesmeyer 4:43

[@orbiitvirus7999]

UwU best part of the movie

[@galleryofrogues]

It’s boomer humor.

[@sesfilmsllc]

PG-13 My ass!!!!!

[@RanOutOfSpac]

He could never work up the courage to ask her out. He is the Shy-Shy man.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

The loveshy man

[@MajorOctofuss]

Me

[@RanOutOfSpac]

@@richenrd Don’t be that guy-guy man. You don’t have to lie-lie man.

[@RanOutOfSpac]

@@richenrd Sigh-Sigh man, I don’t know, but what I do know is I don’t want to live this lie-lie man.

[@amiciprocul8501]

They legit just put Doug Jones in a hooded robe and a hoodie. Easiest money he ever made probably.

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

At least Doug got out of this well.

[@NoahDaArk]

AbstractTraitorHero Hard to tarnish the reputation of a man who is mostly always in disguise

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

@@NoahDaArk pftt

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

@@NoahDaArk Fair~

[@eddiedingle767]

He played a carrot in one shot in "Rocky and Bullwinkle"

[@charlesstilesmysterydiners5475]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. Don't worry about losing 100k subs Ralph, I've set up 73 cameras in your bedroom, 31 cameras in the kitchen, 69 cameras in the living room, and 12 cameras in the basement. If the bye bye man tries to get anywhere near you I'll release the drone on him.

[@firstalt7210]

Oh Charles!!! The Bye Bye Man has outsmarted us! He just set up an Iraqi food cart near the house!

[@normalperson2977]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners as soon as I say I started dying of laughter

[@snakezase2998]

Not the drone

[@sarsona_3611]

This is the best comment on KZbin hands down.

[@josealonsoguzman5567]

Dawg... This is probably the best comment on this video lmfao

[@Thejigholeman]

"im scared of horrible things happening" this movie must have kept her up at night for weeks

[@SvenniTayivek]

At that point, everyone who heard her, screamed "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

[@boopergoober]

Svenni Tayivek Right?

[@nachox64]

Brittany Rose Fender bender?

[@PrincessTripsy]

No matter how many times I watch this review, that sentence always pisses me off. It sounds like she was trying to be so deep and profound and she just came across as pretentious and obnoxious. >.>

[@anikmonette2140]

Brittany Rose My sentiment exactly! Good Lord, some people are afraid of shit that would never cross my mind, someone once admit to me that she was scared of her toilet overflowing, that it was a horrible thought for her! So how exactly that woman thought she was being clear or going anywhere with that, I do not know!

[@MrMoneyclips]

The guy with the shotgun is actually a director in real life. A pretty decent one, too. Why the hell didnt he direct this.

[@cameronmeeker5016]

Being from Wisconsin I apologize for that scene

[@jessehammond9710]

Who is he? Also, he probably knew the screenplay, story, and actors were all shit so he was smart enough to stay away from it.

[@everyonelovesmajima]

Leigh Whannell, writer of Saw and Insidious.

[@gnome12347]

the main character from district nine is a director

[@gobbotits1686]

You cant fix this mess

[@salon9417]

Say his name and he'll bring you delicious tom yam. He's the Thai Thai Man

[@galleryofrogues]

Distemper My dealer is the Thai stick man

[@miaouew]

@@galleryofrogues I'm calling the police immediately. Marijuana is an illegal drug!

@@miaouew iT's MeDiCiNaL

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Say his name and he'll bring you overpriced ice tea for hipsters: "The Bai Bai Man".

[@chubomikz7104]

Why did this very dumb joke make me laugh

[@abishekpreetham6301]

Don't say it, don't think it..... Charles Stiles Mystery Diners

[@dy9amo127]

Abishek Preetham 😂

[@phoebesulistio6830]

Don't you mean you just lost the game

[@seanquinn3034]

Abishek Preetham Don’t say it, don’t think it Don’t say it,don’t think it Don’t say it, don’t think it Don’t say it,don’t think it Don’t say it, don’t think it They got T

[@frantastic723]

Don't think it, don't say it The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

[@spiciestmemelord9706]

Good! Good! Got it! Great! 👍

[@RainyDaiz69]

the drink sound effect is the same one used when you pick up a drink in skyrim

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

it's genuinely fucking stunning to see it, to hear it. Like...how, how did this happen. Is it legitimately possible they recorded the fallout/elder scrolls drinking sound.

[@jamescollier9196]

I thought I recognized that.

[@reversecard2063]

Damnit I thought I was the first one to type this

[@hammerite6418]

Skyrim is the best elder scrolls game

[@TemmiePlays]

@@AbstractTraitorHero don't think it.

[@Madcapredcap]

"The Bye Bye Man" sounds like a really strained euphemism you use when you're trying to tell a three-year-old what an executioner does.

[@mialeht5603]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? A FLASHLIGHT?!?!??

[@IYamJayJay]

MiaLeht it's like a fucking zoolander line

[@Blondieflay]

*fleshlight

[@warbossgegguz679]

I read this is Tommy Wiseau's voice. That's the quality of this dialog.

[@DoneWN]

Blondieflay holy shit man, jailbait (-.-)

[@ladyofthesith1943]

Yes.

[@lampshade6967]

Ralph actually being mad is actually scarier than the movie

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

So if I say, "Bye Bye, man" to my brother, does it count as me being marked for insanity and death by The Bye Bye Man? Or do you have to say, "The Bye Bye Man", completely within the context of that being his name? What if my friend says "bye bye" a lot and to make fun of him we call him "The Bye Bye Man"? Do we have to run across evidence of the Bye Bye Man's existence, or does he just freak out anytime someone uses that phrase because he dislikes it that much? Does he just hate the fact he got stuck with that stupid-ass nickname? Frankly, yeah, I guess I don't blame him.

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

bye bye, man. See you tomorrohhhshit why you got a gun, man?

[@Satou_Rin]

Maybe he just gets mad that everyone calls him that... now I feel sympathy for a character in this movie! And it’S THE FUCKIN PSYCHOTIC ANTAGONIST!

[@mint3528]

The fact that he did no typical intro for this and went straight into ripping on it always makes me happy to rewatch it.

[@carlblaskovich2812]

So apparently it did have a intro but ralph removed it.

[@souljacrankthat]

I remember watching it when he first released it and he had a intro, but now it’s gone and idk where

[@cinnasimon]

@@souljacrankthat came down to the comments looking for someone that remembered it being different. Feels really abrupt now. Still one of his best

[@ernestoacosta7918]

@@souljacrankthat what was it like?

[@Waytotheland]

@@ernestoacosta7918 I saw it. Basically he went outside and got a shot of his dog’s poop.

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

"I'm scared of bad things happening." *BUT THE MOVIE WAS ALREADY MADE*

[@omnical6135]

oh dear

[@Kuroganekisaki]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

The deepest fears sometimes come true

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

The director is.... very annoying. She seems to believe she's made a masterpiece

[@BK-sh2pn]

Chickenfarmer10 that’s all directors for ya m8

[@BK-sh2pn]

Chickenfarmer10 ikr! I agree!

[@Alondro77]

She and Neil Breen should collaborate...

[@randomguy6679]

The best bad directors often do

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

BK Vids usually, there's at least something a little enjoyable about terrible movies. It's when they aren't aware that people won't be as proud of their work that makes it annoying. Even for all of the shit M. Night gets, he still makes movies that are watchable.

[@DerpyPloo]

Isn't the mantra of "Don't say it, don't think it." self-defeating, as it would immediately draw the mind to the bye bye man?

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

@Christopher Marlowe Fuck!

[@cinnanovelist]

PrivateDerp13 That's what I thought, it's so bullshit

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Yeah, they covered that in Inception in about five seconds. "I tell you 'don't think about elephants', now what are you thinking of?" "Elephants."

[@pleasestop104]

Just draw dicks on everything

[@KaladinVegapunk]

yeah exactly haha, its like that book, or the line from inception, you say dont think about elephants, your mind immediately does

[@VIDEOSTUDIOS]

Forgetting everything else wrong with this, my biggest issue is the fact it's called The Bye Bye Man and that's the villain's/monster's name. It's so stupid and the fact everyone in this film takes it seriously is hilarious. Also, isn't repeating "Don't say it, don't think it", technically thinking about it?

[@b3nl555]

Somebody thought of the name and thought it was scary. And got paid for it.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I think it's supposed to be like those movies where someone says the monster's name in the mirror, but it's scarier because it's hard not to think about something.

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

ITS AN ADVISE TO THOSE POOR SOULS WHO HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE!

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

My issue is, “do you have to know who the bye bye man is for him to go after you?” Because just the phrase “bye bye, man” isn’t like some eldritch, no human pronunciation style phrase.

[@raito6689]

@@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[@MAXISPOTENTIAL]

dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it the emoji movie

[@monicameitin6942]

toxiccoffee beep i thought you were going to say bingo bongo and now i'm upset

[@MartianManHunter2258]

don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@L0LWTF1337]

dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it La La Land.

[@jameer7565]

toxiccoffee beep I am one with the force The force is one with me I am one with the force The force is one with me I am one with the force The force is one with me

[@Kristine_202]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening." Wow. That's deep. Not me! I love when terrible things happen. SMH Seriously, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard someone say. That's like saying, "I enjoy breathing air and not drowning. I also enjoy not being on fire."

[@ramberthanzen9705]

I know, it’s as dumb as saying “I like it when I am sober.”

[@stanleyc2978]

@@ramberthanzen9705 *cricket noises*

[@jonathanwilliams2320]

Also, she just made a point to say the bye bye man will target your specific fears, so he's gonna "target" her fear of terrible things happening. So his way of specifically targetting her would be to something bad to her, how specific to her.

[@jaqf]

women have to balance a lot of stuff so directing is just a natural job for me

[@BK-sh2pn]

Kris IKR

[@BaconBotVbeta]

This made me feel like the “I Want To Die Die Man”

[@declanhuber4250]

"What do you think I am, a flashlight?" Well I certainly didn't think you were an actress

[@galleryofrogues]

🔦

[@Chachiandfriends]

GOD DAMN

[@Sorrelhas]

No Fleshlight jokes in the comments 0/10

[@declanhuber4250]

@@Sorrelhas Jesus Christ she's literally a child wtf

[@Sorrelhas]

@@declanhuber4250 Eh, I've said worse Also, nice pfp

[@gavinc.9396]

I hate the bye bye man because it's such an interesting concept: a being that grows more powerful the more you think about it. The execution is atrocious.

[@ace-qq8rx]

Exacto knife

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

ShpeeCrabMeat exactly. The BBM is pretty much a tulpa, and tulpa lore is extremely interesting. A movie concerning a tulpa that is brought into life and only grows more from the fear, that would be awesome. But this is garbage.

[@nostalgiabender2375]

We already had that concept done well before in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise

[@doctordiscord1399]

Sad thing is, Marble Hornets did this concept better, even with a few alterations. It's kind of sad when a web series made by college students is better at executing this sort of concept than a multi-million dollar production.

[@augustwest5356]

Dont forget it's stupid ass name. Also that concept has been done multiple times. Freddy Krueger.

[@man-wr8yl]

why did they name this movie after my dad?

[@gigan2444]

Hahahah! Child abandonment is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

[@tugmylantern4244]

@@gigan2444 Ikr

[@galleryofrogues]

He’s still out buying cigarettes?

[@tugmylantern4244]

@@galleryofrogues For me it was milk

[@dubsgames4719]

TUF Popland for me he die

[@Brizzle427]

The bye bye man is real, me and my friends summoned him and the following day i woke up at night and charles stilles from mystery diners was stood at the foot of my bed with a drone

[@GlennKinz]

Charles Stilles, Mystery Diners

[@verbalintercourse_9714]

Alex Kiepura lovely

[@boyssouls5689]

Was it an actual drone or a PS2 drone? Was there a lamb on top of it?

[@pauline9970]

Alex Kiepura You need to call a priest and check if there are any Iraqi Food Cart's

[@wimpylasagna6696]

Alex Kiepura Dude was probably triggered at you for cheating at the cheesie's challenge

[@adriankazas6532]

don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it jones BBQ and foot massage

[@nman551]

JONES BBQ FOOT MASSAGE

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Crazy bruce’s liquor !

[@Schneeregen_]

You fool, you've doomed us ALL!

[@gagne6928]

@Sebas7710 Jones Barbecue and Foot Message, opened in 1947, is a collaborative business between Jones "Barbecue" Johnson, and Tom "Foot Massage" Smith.

[@Chitownhomestead]

That was hilarious! I remember that commercial

[@gmodguy749]

I think that random sound the bottle made was literally just a stock sound from Skyrim. It sounds like that one sound that plays when you pick up a potion or drink.

[@gamergaming00]

OH MY GOD. You're fucking right...

[@Xpwnxage]

I doubt they just took it from Skyrim. Skyrim used a stock sound as well.

[@bareyeelos2417]

Gregory Stevens Oblivion used the same sound before Skyrim, so either it’s a really old stock sample or a really old Bethesda sound effect

[@thelexicon7294]

Bethesda is THE perfect studio another studio should be recycling from. Everything about this is amazing and I love it.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

That's totally it, I was pretty sure it was and then saw your comment haha I just started a new game with some new mods and playing it while I watched this hahaha Popped into the alchemy store and stole some potions But yeah, its in Oblivion too I haven't played Morrowind since like 98/99 so I can't remember if it's there

[@MrsRoseSimple]

"I'm scared of bad things happening." ... I just have nothing to say at this point. No clever quips or anything... just... speechlessness

[@NinjaGodzilla]

That’s like saying “I’m scared of being scared”

[@augustwest5356]

That's how you know she's dumb. Well...that and the fact she directed The Bye Bye Man

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Ech0location Yeah it had the exact same effect on me! And everyone I shared it with. Usually I have something to say about these things but this is just...

[@Galvatronover]

That was just awful.

[@bigmanroadman3910]

That’s the equivalent of if someone asks you what makes you sad saying “sad things”

[@HeatherLaraRose]

"I'm scared of terrible things happening" .........so are most people😶why does she say it like it's a really specific fear instead of something that's pretty universal

[@captainplucky9738]

HeatherLaraRose I thought of that too. Its such a general and niche statement.

[@DraconisMarchVII]

"General" and "niche" are opposites.

[@captainplucky9738]

DraconisMarchVII Ah, good point; but you see where I'm coming from, right?

[@DraconisMarchVII]

Captain Plucky You mean it's so general and vague that it's meaningless.

[@happyhellday3]

I think she was trying to be funny but instead she just sounded stupid.

[@Mels0103]

She gets out of the car yelling "LEMME HELP YOU!" while running towards people in an accident... 10 points for realism.

[@jacob9538]

I thought that was weird too, as if they were yelling at her to leave them alone or something lol.

[@ffrriieess]

The way he drinks draino is like how my dad drinks milk straight outta the jug at 12am

[@plastic_phish]

"milk"

[@chickensoup1807]

@@plastic_phish like “milk, milk” or like “miiiilllkk” *owl noise*

[@MajorOctofuss]

”I heard something” ”What do you mean you heard something?” *walks away* What kind of conversation is this lol

[@ryousenketsu6053]

Npc dialogue

[@squidleprechaun2751]

@Joe Average Have you perhaps heard of the high elves?

[@OrphanCrippler1]

@@ryousenketsu6053 I used to party like you, until i took an arrow to the knee.

[@bt1867]

Yes I'm huuuman let's go scadebord!

[@garrettmathews3901]

"I'm not racist, I own black dishes"

[@johnt.campbell316]

Some of my best dishes are black!!

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

How do you do, fellow dishas?

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

You OWN black dishes? Not a good look, B.

[@SurahOnline]

*Hahaha!!!* 🤣🤣😂😂

[@martinlatour9311]

I keep my black dishes separate from the other dishes.

[@thejedisonic67]

The Bye Bye Man is actually just a promotion movie of the upcoming game Mega Man 11, where it takes a completely different turn as Mega Man helps Ralph while taking on not Dr Wily, but Charles Stiles and eventually fighting at his base, the Mystery Diner.

[@prettydamngeneric]

TheJediSonic Ah silly me. Here I was thinking this was a sonic prequel.

[@olivermadeley22]

When's it coming out?

[@chupika6464]

KZbin Commenter #164826493 4 weeks ago

[@tommyhawn8588]

That scenario seems exponentially more enjoyable than this movie.

[@thema1998]

Tommy Hawn "..more enjoyable than this movie." What are you talking about? The Bye Bye Man is enjoyable. As a comedy. The scenes that Ralph showed uninterrupted made me burst into laughter several times.

[@phosphatepod]

Don't think it, don't say it! Don't think it, don't say it! Don't think it, don't say it! *Hi my name is Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.*

[@otherstuffwithanthony4834]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT EVILS YOU HAVE RELEASED ON THE WORLD

[@stubbyfoamz1]

*GIRLISHLY SCREAMS*

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

Well I loved a good life.

[@mohammedsanyang2854]

@@otherstuffwithanthony4834 the drone?

[@otherstuffwithanthony4834]

Literally God Oh my you you just released the DRONES we are all going to FUCKING DIE you aren’t supposed to say it or think it!!

[@Dardessia]

4:34 'I'm scared of terrible things happening'? What a niche fear

[@RhythmGrizz]

Sam Cooper red flag that you should never attempt to make horror movies

[@mello6311]

Sam Cooper It's like saying I'm scared of scary things.

[@annedery8905]

Honestly, she sounds dumb af....

[@Euphoria600]

She definitely got scared making this movie because it's terrible.

[@Moridin69]

Yusuke don't think it

[@hmdwgf]

The director, Stacy Title died of ALS about 2 months ago. She was 56. I just thought I'd bring that up; she didn't leave much of a legacy behind. Late condolences to her family and friends.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

Well she was scared of terrible things happening. Makes sense.

[@Zanemob]

@@delugesofgrandeur Maybe that’s what she meant… I thought she was just basic but oh.

[@duartevader2101]

R.I.P…

[@vitameatavegaminmeata]

damn wouldn’t wish ALS on anyone

[@samlerf]

Very sad. I don't like people suffering and losing their life.

[@barbie_budgeting]

So basically the Bye Bye Man is just a sunburned Doug Jones in a hoodie. Ok. Hope he gets his CGI doggo to a vet soon for that skin condition

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

ralphs rage is actually coming from a real place ive never seen him speak with such ferocity

[@villavelli]

Watch his gotti review lol

[@S4ns]

"Be careful, it can make you see things!" RUNS ONTO TRAIN TRACKS. Moron Level: Legendary

[@pauline9970]

S4ns *MORON 100*

[@alalvarez7301]

*NOOOOOOOOOO*

[@TheSpawnfan]

S4ns Vegeta: Nappa, what's the Moron level? Nappa: It's over 9000!

[@spleeneater9481]

honestly the music when bisexual man is walking down the stairs towards the dude is a bop

[@snacktime2497]

I saw this by myself, I was the only person in the theater. The dark, big room was spooky on its own. Then, the movie starts. And I've never been more bored with a horror movie. Worst experience of my life, man.

[@MichaelSHall-ii2uq]

You were basically were like "IM VULNERABLE" and the movies like what

[@galleryofrogues]

The fact that this movie got a theatrical release is just astounding

[@joshuasingh9583]

Michael Hall Some people were just talking loud someone waved a lighter in the air. Thank god it gave me something to watch

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

I had a similar experience. But I was with my brother and mom. And the movie was slender man

[@kd8663]

I watched Insidious 4 in an empty theater. You'd think that sets you up to be more scared. Also a boring experience 🥴

[@1UpBoi]

"Who doesn't own white dishes" *Green girl from 'Love On A Leash' would like to know your location*

[@mikeaft3585]

*I N H A L E S* _WHAT ARE THOSE_

[@cbb3480]

@@danbam3411 Not that deeeeeepppp man

[@slightlybasic2431]

@HateSolstice127 lmao you're so bad at defending yourself

[@pedropony8060]

Danny Roqs 🔔We have a winnnnnnner!

[@sam432er5]

*looks at the replies* This is why i hate KZbin.

[@thelexicon7294]

- Hi, UNCLE Elliot. - Hey, NIECE Ellen. That's natural.

[@papayer]

I think he was supposed to be playing her off, but yeah in the context of this movie's quality it sounds so bad lmao

[@jay2thaudy]

I actually say that to my nephew so it's probably the only thing that rang authentic to me in the movie 😂

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

Thank goodness movie families always address their aunt and uncle as "aunt" and "uncle." I just call them by their names.

[@naplockblubba5369]

I honestly can't think of any way of addressing my uncles and aunts other than "Uncle/Aunt X" that doesn't sound weird

[@andrewdevine3920]

"You have weird house, Mr Daisy. It's awful." Actually sounds like it could be from Bad Lip Reading.

[@TheMuchSwagDoge]

Don’t say it Don’t think it “The Sash Ringing, the Trash Singing, Mash Flinging, the Flash Stringing, Ringing, the Crash Dinging,”

[@horrorlandhorror16]

TheMuchSwagDoge The Hash Slinging Slasher

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

yes

[@cooperbrahmsteadt5123]

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[@Algahiem]

If you named the villain of your movie "The Bye Bye Man", you've have already failed as as a writer of horror. What's the sequel/spin-off of the of the film gonna be called? "The Hello Lady"?

[@AgentRavioli]

The whats up girl

[@messofabeing9392]

The Hi Hi Woman

[@magnaillusion6085]

@@messofabeing9392 The Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Fangirl.

[@nightgodd7865]

That's actually the name of the prequel since hello usually cones before bye bye

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

The Night Night Daddy.

[@juansangenis1384]

If you say his name... If you ever dare to think his name... You'll lose 100k of your subscribers... *The Ralph Ralph Man rated R*

[@pauline9970]

Juan Sangenis Rated PG-69

[@IAmNumber4000]

“I’m scared of terrible things happening.” -___________- What’s wrong with this director? Lol Edit: Damn. She died of ALS 2 days ago (Jan 11 2021). Now I feel bad

[@dogdog7043]

Charles Stiles Mystery Diners

[@LeechUFC]

I was gonna hate too but her story is really sad. She currently has ALS and is unable to move any part of her part except for her eyes. Looks a lot like Stephen Hawking now and is taken care of 24/7 by her husband. Super sad.

[@LeechUFC]

@Kyle Whitehead fair play

[@Xpwnxage]

@Althric I'd just fucking off myself at that point, fuck that.

[@pinnacull]

Connor Jones how? you can’t move

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

The british actress was under gunpoint at that interview

[@meggy0]

She's actually Prince Harry's ex. I bet the monarchy planned it...

[@katiebayliss9887]

Madison Hutz oh so the by bye man is the one who stole his hairline.

[@BK-sh2pn]

Mimiyo it looked like it

[@WadeBembenek]

that thing that came out of the crawl space legitimately scared me for a second... but it was 100% because i had no fucking clue what it's supposed to be

[@Sarahonwheels]

WadeWins it's a dog's head.

[@WadeBembenek]

well, i know that... but when i first saw it it looked so un-real that it scared me a little. Seriously, take another look at that scene and tell me that that thing looks anything like a dog Edit: in fact when i saw it, i thought ralph had edited in as a joke

[@Sarahonwheels]

WadeWins i thought it was a piece of meat, until i saw it again, i didn't notice it when he was again when it was in the overexposed house with the bye bye man until i saw it for the third time in this review, like the fish blowing him in the wallpaper (wtf, set design?) even as he zoomed in. He was right about noticing things the third time

[@Sarahonwheels]

Also what's with that libary shot, when you see him with the library, the shelves spread out to make space for them almost! And does the bye bye man make you hallucinate black men? I thought he was supposed to be scary, not make you horny.

[@eclipsezero2001]

the bye bye man sounds like a bad creepypasta

[@CaptainBoner]

EclipseZero It is

[@HomeRunn]

Implying that most creepy pastas aren't bad. Like Jeff the fucking Kawaii killer or spooky gangnum style slender man.

[@anikmonette2140]

EclipseZero That's worse! Some creepy pasta are at least funny, and this film is an insult even to bad movies in general... Yeah, I hated this film so much, and I will bash it mercilessly until I finally find my inner peace again! Why I watched it? I thought it would be funny like Cell... 😁 Bye bye man... more like farewell, dude! For ever!

[@childeater7327]

EclipseZero it kinda is

[@Swordsoulreaver]

cause it fucking is

[@TheFruitMugger]

Ralph's raw fury in this review is absolutely captivating

[@Chardo88]

ralph is legit angry in this review and I love it

[@nn-dz9zj]

Lmfao

[@xtzyshuadog]

18:10 The rage is REAL 17:53 is my reaction

[@kayhaven4710]

Ralph losing his absolute mind about how bad this film is some of the funniest shite ever.

[@atomicbritt226]

Kay Haven I specifically looked for a review of this movie because of how angry it made me when I watched . I’ve never been that visibly pissed off at a film before

[@Jeffrey18O]

You have 666 likes

[@kayhaven4710]

@@Jeffrey18O THE DEVILS NUMBER!!

[@kayhaven4710]

@@atomicbritt226 I’m back on my yearly trek to watch this review.

[@kayhaven4710]

Hey it’s me ya boy back again for my yearly Halloween rewatch!

[@CarlSlime]

"I hope it will be scary." -main actress on her own movie.

[@vallytine]

To be fair, it's hard to be scared by something that you've effectively seen hundreds of times from working on it.

[@lutze5086]

Do you really think its scary on set you mongoloid

[@ejm1225]

I pity her.

[@gracecurtiss424]

I think, genuinely, my favorite bit of all of this is Doug Jones w r a c k i n g his brain to say one positive thing about this movie, followed closely by the squirrel having the time of his life in the background of his talking head

[@ThePacMiner]

Dont say it Dont Think it Dont Watch it The Bye Bye Man

[@dracocrusher]

Don't think it don't say it Don't watch it don't pay it Don't rent it don't play it Don't fuck it don't gay it

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

Don't Bye Man The Man

[@Haze420_]

Don't think of this movie, don't say of this movie

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

Did you say La La Land?

[@rangalover6936]

the pee pee poo poo man

[@lukesites2457]

rangalover 69 is that a berd reference

[@dennissnegiroff7769]

You won't be laughing when he kils you

[@mah5191]

DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT

[@blidrob]

The Tummy Slasher™

[@the_viriathus5719]

rangalover 69 The Shidded And Farted And Came In My Pants Man

[@megasmoshlover23]

the barney skit you did in the childhood trauma video was scarier than this entire movie

[@gnalkhere]

For a year or so I had that train conductor yelling NO as my text tone

[@slaper12x]

*Don't say it* *Don't think it* *THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN*

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

Christopher Curasi That would make a better film!

[@catastrophic3]

Christopher Curasi 🤣🤣🤣

[@joaogomes9405]

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN HE GETS YOU

[@crimsonmaverick8237]

XD

[@dangredux2003]

@@joaogomes9405 he likes men, he likes women. the bi bi man

[@Katie-ws7xp]

You mean you don't have a grim reaper coat in your house?

[@wraith7657]

Ikr I got 5 laying right here next to me.

[@freyastuchbery7130]

I lost mine, the replacement is coming in the mail.

[@pundemon9659]

I cracked up at that bit because my fam does fabrication for Halloween props and we have several Grim Reaper coats all over the house lmao

[@jimmybob154]

The twist is that the Bye Bye man is just in a bathrobe.

[@motherfreya2840]

I have one and that's what I call it now.

[@purplesam2609]

"Say his name. You won't be laughing when he kills you" The PeePee PooPoo Man

[@yagirl177]

Purple Sam good job trying to copy a top comment

[@Bauermayers]

@@yagirl177 Actually, he copied a parody poster made back when the movie was released.

[@WillowJordan1979]

Maybe he kills you with laughter, because I can't stop laughing at this.

[@ItachiAnime1]

PeePee PooPoo was like a father to me

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@ItachiAnime1 I loved him like a son

[@WrightOnTarget]

God, ralph yelling "YOU'RE CLEARLY BRITISH" is so fucking funny

[@TheAndrewj96]

I love the way Ralph says “Oh, my God” at 14:04. Like the full impact of the performance’s awfulness has just hit him.

[@josh.0]

like he genuinely meant that she was great and then immediately regrets saying it lmao

[@hellarobot810]

Even worse than trolls 2

[@TheAndrewj96]

It's kind of surprising just how awful she is in this movie, because I saw her in _Deadwood,_ and she was excellent in that. Then again, _Deadwood_ actually had good writing; there's only so much you can do with a bad script.

[@brutusvonmanhammer]

Or he coulda just been channeling Troll 2...ya know...theres that

[@nopleasetm7100]

TheAndrewj96 INORITE

[@KhayJayArt]

No one: Black dude: "The dishes are white, just saying" The whitest people ever wrote this movie.

[@jupiter5128]

Ikr, who the fuck complains about that shit?

[@KhayJayArt]

@@jupiter5128 it feels like a joke a racist altrighter would make to make fun of how "triggered" minorities are and how they "always bring race into everything". -_-

[@jamesbudd3096]

@@KhayJayArt i think its a joke made by idiot who really thought that its racist that dishes are mostly white😂. Seriously I don't support racism and i find it time wasting and pointless. But we have people complaining so much about not having enough "diversity" in films, they will deem a movie bad just because it has a mostly white cast, which is BS😂. I think you shouldn't matter what color people are, so what if the cast is moslty white, black, asain whatever. Get out is one of my favorite horror films of this decade, but nobody except white old guys ever complained about it being mostly black. I'm not trying to piss off leftists but a lot of them complain over the dumbest shit involving LGBTQ, Racism, etc. It gets to the point were i mentally want to disconnect my mind from this World of idiocracy. Ima say it like this. Who cares about the color of anyones skin? We all have equal opportunities and rights and we should be grateful for it. Women and black folk can do anything a white man can now and thats not an understatement. However we shouldn't push an agenda where a Black men will be hired over an asain for example just because he's black. Equality comes from letting go and letting people do their thing, racism is only a problem now because the flame is constantly being stoked by Democrats and partly Republicans. In a country of equal opportunity why do we constantly have to take 3 steps back because politicians use racism as a way to push their campaigns and self importance. We are all just puppets constantly feeding into the governments bullshit.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

I haven't seen the movie, but I thought he was pointing out that the dishes were clean (after being stored in box for months. But apparently it wasn't the direction intended

[@yurihageshi8008]

Dishes are white...yes...???

[@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley]

A blind albino going *outside* killing every person he *sees* . HaHa, what a story, Mark!

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Juan Pablo Leal Velasco so how's your sex life?

[@coltonkresie5556]

Juan Pablo Leal Velasco Well if he kills every person he sees everyone around him should be fine.

[@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley]

sweetcinnamonpnchkin - I can't tell you, it's confidential.

[@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley]

Colton Kresie - We are saved.

[@Miuranger1]

In a few minutes bitch

[@papayer]

"You'll find yourself screaming at the sight of every corpse pale face and gnarled hand!!!" *Got it, got it, great, good.*

[@crimsondynamo615]

How often is that an occurring thing the guy felt the need to detail that. Like I’m going down to the deli there isn’t a gnarled hand in my Turkey club.

[@whatastandupguy3050]

It’s like something I wrote in fifth grade English class thinking I was so good at writing

[@VinceyBishoppurpleisbae]

You've seen the bye bye man now I introduce the Hi Hi Woman

[@cag_0k642]

Don’t do it don’t plan it

[@whodatking26]

@The kirb 😆

[@staceyann1180]

AHHHHH! oh hai, high woman!

[@weasel7491]

It's the clingy girl you met on Tindr that one time

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

"i'm scared of terrible things happening" wow this movie must have horrified her

[@NoahDaArk]

Boyish The Extrordinary Actually it tells us a lot, its basically her screaming “I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HORROR MOVIES!”

[@nemanjajovanov]

That's like saying 'I only get sick from diseases'.

[@xuanathan]

The British actor sounds like an American trying to speak in a british accent.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha idk man, it's too subtle for that Usually when we imitate Brits it's more exaggerated Honestly, I can do a better British accent than she can do an American and I'm not a professional

[@andyzhao7822]

Because of course, only American people are bad at accents.

[@Kanocraft]

@@andyzhao7822 Americans are notorious for doing bad British accents, don't get butthurt because Dick van Dyke gave you a bad name

[@sedgyer]

Yeah my parents are always tryna imitate British and Irish accents and I just want to cringe every time. :’))

[@realisticwalkingcrackerof2184]

@@andyzhao7822 Thats not really true.

[@musicalnotextr]

Rest In Peace, Stacy Title.

[@nataliecwine]

The kissing sounds are why you lost 100k

[@SurahOnline]

He lost 100k subs ???

[@Luzmaldita577]

@@SurahOnline my same question lol

[@noesnoes3969]

I had to mute my audio it was just uncomfortable

[@TotalElipse]

@Leon Coombes He did, probably beacuse of a glitch not the kissing sounds.

[@Nolant.]

Jack Sibley no it was the kissing sounds

[@noreski435]

The bye bye man short story sounds like a creepy pasta a 13 year old would write

[@Jrez]

Knowing Hollywood writers, it probably was.

[@HighlyRegardted]

3yo: “Awn den an den an dennn ....da man goes bye bye”

[@HighlyRegardted]

Jrezky tbh...you’re right...it was probably something a producer heard their toddler nephew talking about and was like “he won’t mind if I take this intellectual property... he doesn’t even know what that means”

[@dravendfr]

*6 year old

[@augustwest5356]

It is exactly that

[@VSPhotfries]

I kinda feel like this movie is proof that good ideas mean nothing if they're done poorly. That opening sequence could have been great, really gripping and disturbing, but it wasn't. It was poor shock-schlock instead. Putting things in the background, like that trenchcoat on the wall, could be great at building tension, but it wasn't. It was blatant and laughable. Hell, having a villain with a ridiculous name could be a brilliant way to fuck with characters' (and audience) expectations, but it was just fucking awful instead.

[@noreski435]

Like the babbadock

[@d3nza482]

They should have left the direction to whomever it was that did that Doug Jones interview at 29:59. Cause putting that squirrel in the background brought so much tension to the scene and really tied it all together. Also, it shows just the caliber of actor Doug Jones is. How generous and interactive he is, even when sharing a screen with a common rodent. He doesn't try to hog the whole scene for himself. He lets that squirrel do its thing - which just punctuates his own acting. Not many actors are capable of subduing their own egos like that.

[@psixi2668]

@@d3nza482 have you ever considered a career in advertising?

[@archghoul4480]

It does feel like they could've gone really far with the "don't say it don't think it" line. That concept, alone, could make something really terrifying.

[@d3nza482]

@@psixi2668 Yes. Unfortunately, there was no opening for a position of a cornfield-based baseball bat technician who brains people making Fanta commercials. Then later I hurt my shoulder and had to give up on that dream.

[@Dliciousization]

Hot take: people don't want to watch horror movies that are scary. They want to watch a horror movie that isn't scary so they can say they watched a horror movie without being scared. It's the only way shit like this and Paranormal Activity exist and still find success despite being trash.

[@vingasoline5068]

God DAMN that’s a great point.

[@simj202]

@Lurker M REC, The Descent, The Ring, and, the most horrifying of all, the Emoji Movie

[@blankpage9277]

I like movies that are eerie or creepy, like older scary movies.

[@chuckn4851]

@Lurker M A Dark Song.

[@alexnacud25]

@Lurker M The Exorcist, The VVitch, The Babadook

[@teacup4561]

Wait... you mean she *wasn't* a flashlight?

[@Xpwnxage]

@@happyharold5650 Ladies and Gentlemen

[@greeniegreens7737]

The squirrel at 30:17 is my fucking hero

[@hulanlovehelloimtypingwith1773]

That was more entertaining than the movie

[@jamesmoseley5428]

Haha. I know. That was perfect timing. I couldn't focus on anything the actor said. So glad I wasn't the only one distracted by that.

[@dasfirecat]

Dillon Green I was blanking out reading comments and listining to the review and missed, not only the timestamp, but the squirrel, the time of the video, and the point of your comment. Jesus the movie is so boring it's affecting me subconsciously... THROUGH THE REVIEW.

[@dylanandino4759]

Glad that I wasn't the only one that noticed it

[@natashatoth7113]

The bye bye squirrel.

[@BiigiieCheeese]

I heard the Canadian version of The Bye Bye Man is called The Sorry Sorry Pal.

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

Francisco Chacon He's not your pal, friend.

[@Birdtgirl]

thebutterbiscut inc. He's not your friend, buddy

[@pauline9970]

Francisco Chacon The Eh? Eh? Man

[@pauline9970]

Justice Kobish He's not your buddy, chump

[@SallyPuppy123456]

Bin Child - He's not your chump, punk

[@shawnycruickshank8895]

I just found out last night that the girl is Prince Harry's ex. I saw her in a news article and recognised her as the non-British girl in Ralphthemoviemaker's review of The Bye Bye Man. A little bit of pub quiz knowledge for you!

[@sloppy_porridge]

Wow never knew that

[@jimthompson8947]

Ex you say ? Even he knew her future.

[@jollyskull07]

He upgraded tbh

[@gentlyvillainous]

@@jollyskull07 ew, Meghan is a disgusting person and prince harry is a fool to get involved with an American actress and blogger in current decade. Prince harry should have been disowned and stripped of all his belongings and capital.

[@jollyskull07]

@@gentlyvillainous okay. Explain your reasoning?