Wishmaster Breakdown

[@DistractedNerd]

What do you think would be a wish that some dick Djinn wouldn't be able to twist around?

[@txr4262]

I wish you couldn't grant wishes? After which, I envisage me and the Djinn agreeing to a stalemate, shaking hands, and promptly taunting him by wishing things that were eminently twistable.

[@DistractedNerd]

He would lose the ability to grant wishes but then he would be obliged to do things for you as "favors" instead. And he would NOT do a good job on purpose...and then he would try to tear off all your skin, or some shit.

[@sk8er7455]

7:11 what is Doctor Strange doing granting wishes?

[@txr4262]

Distracted Nerd - the old housework trick, so bad you never get asked again. Sneaky. The guy sounds like he just wants my skin any which way. So, how about a subsequent wish for a middling case of dermatitis?

[@matiasmendoza9274]

I would wish that he couldn't do more twisted wishes that end with a doomsday scenenario

[@tonybush4615]

That security guard should have raised Kane and resisted the Djinn a little Hodder!

[@fattylumpkin9209]

His horror covers are his best work

[@mattpenn9079]

Doing the Genie's songs in the voice of the Djinn is one of the funniest things I've run across in a long time.

[@mymymy9452]

*A gemologist killed my pet rock.*

[@andrewblack2596]

“The Aladdin live action remake is hardcore” 🤣

[@skippythealien9627]

that line had me on the floor

[@JLE8811]

This is my second binge though this channel!

[@artimusprime626]

Ted Raimi survived 5 seasons of Xena, despite insane odds and absolutely no discernable skills...before being violently impaled. He did however survive 'Hard Target', though he didn't have any change apparently.

[@WeeNat313]

He didn't survive Candyman hhhh

[@7deadlypins]

My wish would be to be a professional. Then snap...I am a professional gemologist... my family would never speak to me again.

[@RahhmiPoofs]

Mister Aladdin Sir.... XD Hahahahahah GREAT STUFF! I love your channel

[@kalobbettis9197]

Dude, I stumbled on your content just today, fantastic work!

[@NestorCaster]

Also: the Drunk Dock worker was played by none other than the late Joseph Pilato, who most notably played the role of Captain Rhodes in the film Day of the Dead(1985), directed by the also late, and great, George A. Romero, also with quite a few cameos like: George ‘Buck’ Flowers as the Homeless man and Reggie Bannister(from the Phantasm Franchise)as the Pharmacist.

[@nohope83]

Do the rest of the Wishmaster series!!

[@francisdrake6510]

3 and 4 are very stupid

[@AdamFink83]

Ted Raimi doesn't die in the Spider-Man movies. Although he does get belittled a lot... does dying inside count.

[@Soyuz2578]

"What are you, new?" 😂😂😂

[@srico7313]

Nice so many cameos of horror plus a pazzuzu statue wow. This djjn could skin hellraiser and his cenobites but it would be an interesting battle of the evil minds just the same .

[@ericennis2325]

"If you want to be a disgusting animal, then I suggest you become a gemologist." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DistractedNerd]

Stupid ass gemologists

[@christianleitel7906]

@@DistractedNerd Ouch dude, why you hatin' on gemologists?

[@Redthepunkrocker]

Andrew Divoff does good job in this role he is scary. The 3rd wishmaster I couldn't even finish it was so bad They shouldn't stop after the 2nd movie especially replacing Andrew Divoff.

[@serenitymoon825]

The 4th is the worst! the djinn falls in love

[@garyhall7867]

If those crab cakes aren't made from Maryland blue crab and/or doesn't have Old Bay, it is not worth what you paid for them, or, in fact, worthy of being called a crab cake

[@Krystalmyth]

Wait, Candyman followed by Freddy? Holy shit. Lol

[@hekter2364]

And not to mention Jason Voorhees was the security guard.

[@claytongoode5715]

Amazing that an ancient evil would look like a cross between Pierce Bronson and Benedict Cumberbatch

[@Adam-qv2bd]

The guy who plays him is really smart. He is fluent in like 8 languages.

[@slythe3rd100]

All i came away with this movie is why did they not do a freddie vs wishmaster? I'd watch it

[@AlmostEthical]

It bothers me that Josh wished for the pain to go away and next minute he's screaming in worse agony. Hmm.

[@mezmerized4lifejay654]

I would wish he was locked in the gemstone forever & cant escape. Its worth a try haha. This movie is dope, i luv the story concept & his design.

[@soyuzdavillan721]

Blanche??? That's the scariest part of this whole movie!!!

[@vhampyre01]

Did you just say "Screw it!" on the Saw movies?

[@DistractedNerd]

Not exactly. I watched the first Saw and I just couldn't come up with anything funny or interesting to write about. That happens sometimes. It took me three times watching it to finally get the Jaws script done. I'll hopefully get to it eventually

[@davidsias5351]

It's funny cuz that security guard is who played Jason Voorhees the most times

[@ryanbaker7404]

I bet the local dock workers' union had some less than kind words to the producers of this one!

[@elviscedeno7182]

Do the Saw series please!

[@chadmcfarland9660]

Maybe it's cheese but look at all the horror legends who showed up in this, Kane, Robert, and Tony.

[@skippythealien9627]

this is kind of a cruel thing to say, but the djinn guy looks like a Great Value brand Benedict Cumberbatch

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

So Freddy Krueger met The Wishmaster.Why wasn't THAT a movie?

[@nightowl8363]

Spider-Man 3, saw Ted Raimi not die violently.

[@carloso2459]

Wowe it's been a long time since ive seen this movie. Its got Freddy, Jason and Candyman.

[@ZBR_ProXP]

yea i remem this being promoted and when i saw the movie, the appearances were just nothing

[@soyuzdavillan721]

"... you never had a friend like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@CrashedOutComedy]

Ted Raimi survived the Spiderman trilogy, Candyman, A simple plan etc. Subscribe to STAUNCH TV kzbin.info/door/pWmDHxHOm9uOMJo32h7Pag

[@icefireicefire105]

This movie had Freddy Jason Candyman and The Thing in it

[@ZBR_ProXP]

Tammy Lauren from Bride of Boogedy!

[@adamroberts9243]

Ohhh. How cute. Mr. Bomont you say.

[@joegahan7055]

This is why I mace homeless when I walk outside.

[@Excelsior_15]

They had Candy Man and Freddy Krueger in the movie and didn't do a battle royale? Disappointing.

[@andrewblack2596]

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