Witchcraft 7: Judgement Hour (1995) (Obscurus Lupa Presents) (FROM THE ARCHIVES)

Circa 2013.
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[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

You know how there was a revival of vinyl records, well in 2020 there will be a massive rotary phone revival, the more old timey the better.

[@TheSeptet]

Damn, Lutz transitioned fast. Two years is *wild*

[@RobotProductions09]

"2020's gonna be steamy." You have no idea..

[@pinkb9876]

Why is this coment from 3 years ago???!!!!

[@RobotProductions09]

@@pinkb9876 thats when i posted it

[@pinkb9876]

@@RobotProductions09 fair enough

[@ThreeBeingOne]

This comment broke me

[@keigoftw]

I mean, the post-lockdown babies came from somewhere

[@rivencipher6077]

“2020’s going to be steamy!” Alas, I wish I could say it was....

[@jordang7479]

favorite line "I have never cheated before on you since we been going out together!"

[@agentleman4610]

"Is this a thing?" If it were it would be called "The Blue Light Special".

[@HiperPivociarz]

Kelly is more upset about William cheating on her, than about him strangling her twice

[@keigoftw]

Casually walking into a hospital -for a visit- in 2020. Yeah, no.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Okay, what if that scene of William crying was ACTUALLY how that actor cries/thinks people look when crying? Like they called "action!" and that's what he started doing, and the crew just started exchanging worried looks and no one had the heart to tell him that no one has ever cried like that in the history of humanity because they didn't want him to feel self-conscious?

[@dreamlandnightmare]

"...a fully grown defense attorney." As opposed to an adolescent or child defense attorney?

[@GanonGhidorah]

Doc: "It's your Coven, Marty! Somethings gotta be done about your Coven!"

[@matthewhennessey5967]

Witchcraft 7: the seventh re-upload. Is there someone out there, clutching onto the original witchcraft 7 reel, jealously removing videos of their precious footage?

[@AceDRoses]

Vampire Jaws sounds sooo good.....

[@Quan10Mack]

If you have to ask "Is this a thing?" It most certainly is a thing

[@Amanda-rd8fl]

When William is crying he looks like a cross between both of the dumb and dumber main characters.

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

I love the "last rites" clip where it looks like he is putting on a puppet show with his crucifix.

[@jessicafrost7579]

10:38 And here we see our hero Will Spanner trying not to sneeze.

[@oscarstoker]

Well.....2020 is dire in all realities

[@Tareltonlives]

It's 2019 and thankfully vampires aren't big. And no, it's not a sexy year.

[@trevingrayek8292]

2020’s even less sexy

[@OldSchoolCurt]

These reviews rock!!

[@rachaelpoulin1997]

7:38 that jogger is not practicing very good social distancing for being in 2020

[@MrZerothejedi]

Here's to 2019!... ... ... ... I think it's better than 2016/17

[@Fatamorgana420]

Lol, I used to have that police light back in the 90's... Never used it for sexy time, though.

[@jaymereynolds9172]

I want to watch to the vampire movies to stated in the beginning, unironically.

[@brendakrieger7000]

Thanks for enduring all these!

[@Tareltonlives]

Thanks for the reupload! This is a great review, as this is when the series REALLY jumps the shark. And considering how bad it was to begin with, that's saying a lot The harder a movie tries to be sexy, the less sexy it turns out. This movie is a prime example. ♫The movie gave up! Gave up!♫ Maybe Kelly keeps changing as a physical expression of her total confusion about their relationship If witches exist, is a vampire that hard to believe? Even Harry Potter got used to Hagrid being half giant once he got over the whole wizard thing, and his only reaction to a dragon was a double take.. It just wouldn't be William without physically abusing his girlfriend and giving hysterically overwrought freakouts randomly. It still just isn't the same without Charles Solomon roaring Suddenly a Mexican guy LOL

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

So, the vampire’s name was Marty!? There’s only one thing to say... GREAT SCOTT!

[@Tareltonlives]

This is heavy

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

How could they forget the gender of a character, and kill off the main character?

[@RakaiThwei]

Out of all the Witchcraft movie reviews you've done... this one is my favorite! WitchcraftVII and your review of it are hilarious. By the way, do you have the song playing at the end of the video in full song and possibly in MP3? Would love to have it!

[@Tareltonlives]

This is to the series what 2020 is to years

[@AutisticTea]

2020, and no one is social distancing, no wonder vampires are about...

[@theespatier4456]

Totally accurate to 2019

[@BloodrealmX]

Film Renegado cameos are always fun. Err... I mean.... alternate future Lupa...

[@Tareltonlives]

Okay, who had vampires in their 2020 Bingo?

[@Tareltonlives]

Well, there aren't walkmans but there are butts.

[@DAsrada]

Next Witchcraft movie... "Kelly..." "Will, look, we married as soon as it became legal." "I love you man." "So do I."

[@mb7626]

Actually watching this in 2020 and unfortunately it's only steamy because we're all immensely tragi-horny from being stuck inside and away from other ppl for months at a time.

[@darthsidious47]

I'm watching this in 2020 and it's not steamy... I'm stuck at home because of a virus

[@ZeronayLarane]

Last rights can be given right before to a few hours after death

[@ZeronayLarane]

Source for this: I'm an ordained priest

[@awencuhathain8745]

Wooo watching this in 2020.... Think I'm the first..... So far only steamy in the shower..... Love you Lupa.....

[@thexsoar]

2020 turned out to be... not so steamy

[@gwendolynwestwind9764]

I dunno about other flavours of Christianity, but I know Catholics have one set of rites for the dying and one set for the already dead, so the priest being there isn't that weird. Doesn't seem to establish who contacted him to come or why, as far as I know you have to request that sort of thing.

[@sheepheadsez2229]

11:05 if he tries any harder he's definitely going to force something out.

[@tantryl]

Turns out 2020 is just a bunch of butts. Witchcraft knew!

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Who want to chip in and get Allison a police light and a gallon of milk if she ever gets married?

[@rsine100]

Callisto pic in the background.👍

[@camgeorge6222]

Is this series even about witchcarft at all anymore.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

cam george That would require it to have been at one point

[@KassienBlackcloak]

'Again, is this a thing?' 😂

[@KassienBlackcloak]

William looks like Kevin Sorbo ordered from Wish.com.

[@darrenrenna]

They kill William badly after him being the main character after 7 films, somehow it is fitting

[@Tareltonlives]

I'm still waiting for a series with a good part 7. So far no dice.

[@bunnygrill]

I seriously just thought it was my schizophrenia when her name changed to Rachel until I was told otherwise

[@romero329]

Not sorry to see William go. What a lame protagonist. This series would have been so much more coherent if they had made him a private detective and not lawyer in the third film. A private detective who specializes in the paranormal, making him a pro active character and not someone who randomly stumbles into these situations. Only the second and fourth films had plots that actually required William to be involved.

[@SamuelQuintero84]

How many butt years do I require to leave this galaxy?

[@thepopemichael]

Plenty of Vampires in 2019, sadly.

[@maireadryan1908]

This was supposed to be set in 2020? The year 2020 was more of a horror than this movie!

[@danbasford7456]

Wow, they are going to be very disappointed with 2020. It's not as steamy as they predicted. 😆

[@AmityvilleFan]

You missed that Lutz mentiones (s)he met William 2 years ago. Adjust the timeline!

[@shaffer6301]

All these people doing reviews on all these movies will tell you if it was good or bad well I'm not going to mention the name of the movie or who gave the review but they said it was a bad movie so instead of listening to them I bought the movie and the was a good movie à lot of action and drama in it as for this movie it was a good one so if you want a movie you think is going to be good don't go by reviews everyone has different taste for a movie

[@Krendall2]

10:38 What the hell was all that? Is he trying to act? He should really stop.

[@leonardchurch7505]

Why is this one unlisted?

[@freedomseekr]

Probably so it isn't hit by copyright strikes.

[@KassienBlackcloak]

With all the eye close ups I thought this was Fulci's worst film....

[@TheJohno95]

In all honesty, this is the one in the series that lured me into them. I saw the vampire tag-line and thought it might be fun watching cheesy warlock vs. vampire movies. Other than 2 and 3, total wash-out. This one in particular disappointed me when I got to it. It just has nothing going for it. And the nudity doesn't help at all. It just feels like fetish crap at this point. In all honesty, I'm betting there are some much better vampire bondage flicks floating out there in Internet Land.

[@MarvinLowe1983]

No KENT!!

[@misoman]

I am the second comment Witchcraft: t and a will make you slay...er...stay!

[@jcawthon99]

Every series could use more nudity!!

[@theterbear9915]

Why did anyone think this seeies needed to continue. Just seems like a cheap title to make random guys screen plays.

[@maximumrisk2004]

I cant believe there are so many movies of this crap. A trilogy sure, but more than 10? This is not freaking Nightmare on Elm Street or even Fast and the Furios.

[@RichardWatt]

*really crap attempt at a Dracula accent* I only ever drink ... milk.

[@Artur-Itas]

SO THIS FILM SUCKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!