With Big Balls Comes Big Responsibility

[@Blackwater_House]

Works best when applied frequently by soft female Hands.

[@shall671]

Truth!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Richard-sc7yq]

The bigger the family jewels, the more respect they garner.

[@madeleinebaier5347]

I love it! I'm an ex-mormon btw, so I get the "loud laughter" part! 🤣

[@ufxpnv]

Crap, I thought there was hope for me. I need to find my Fanny Alger so she won't know any better.

[@traveler5973]

Choose The Right amount. The holy spirit approves

[@ataylorchild]

You can buy anything in this world with money.

[@Marpolo1991]

I was looking for gag Christmas gifts for my coworkers and I think I found it.

[@JTonyArts]

Made me gag.

[@NewNameNoah]

@@JTonyArts I get that a lot. 😏

[@JTonyArts]

@@NewNameNoah which, that you’re transphobic or the other?

[@NewNameNoah]

@@JTonyArts What a strange thing to say to a complete stranger you’ve never met or spoken with. I’ll bite. What on earth makes you believe *I’m* transphobic? Was it the GoFundMe fundraiser I did for a trans woman a few years ago to raise money for a desperately needed new denture plate (hers snapped in two) or my outspoken and unflinching support of my lifelong best friend, Kim Summers, who is a trans woman? You might wanna get a better source for your information on me than other complete strangers on TikTok. Lol

[@JTonyArts]

@@NewNameNoahas I said above, dick length jokes are inherently transphobic and misogynist. It’s right there in the joke. You may not be aiming at trans folks and women, but you are willfully ignoring the collateral damage and as comedy it is punching down. You ought to know better.

[@Brilembi]

Mike, wtf was this? 😂

[@Spawn303]

This is for tiktokers like Carah aka nuancehoe who talked a lot of ish about NNN

[@johnnylongfeather3086]

Probably an inside joke

[@NewNameNoah]

@@Spawn303 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @NuanceHoe is a money grubbing attention whore with zero integrity. She has no problem smearing an innocent person if it gets her some attention.

[@Spawn303]

@@NewNameNoah 100% she even left her husband to “figure out who they are” because they got married so young. Lol

[@NewNameNoah]

@@Spawn303 wait, what?!? I legit was just telling someone a couple of weeks ago, “Mark my words, NuanceHoe is gonna get divorced if she doesn’t stop playing Mormon podcaster and partying with her single friends and start playing wife and mother. This is the first I’ve heard that she split from her husband. Is this official? Did she make a video about it somewhere and, if so, did she cry about it? Cuz if she cried about it, I will absolutely watch the video. I love seeing her be miserable. By the way, I’ve communicated with her husband in the past and he’s a class act. Nice guy. She, on the other hand, is a fucking megalomaniacal tool who is desperate to be famous and will say/do ANYTHING to get attention. Not gonna lie, if she is indeed getting a divorce, her ex will easily find a woman WAY better than her and undoubtedly significantly better looking than her. They seemed very mismatched to me. It’s rare to see a couple last when one is a class act and the other is a major POS. Needless to say, I keep up with those wretched Kardashians more than @NuanceHoe and I absolutely LOATHE the Kardashians (except for the wildly hot oldest sister who’s now married to that douchebag.)

[@superawesome991]

Having big balls would be attempting undercover camera footage of muslim ceremonies. Not the soft easy limp tiny small effort required for a mormon to pick on mormons 🤣

[@Seriously...576]

GOOD comment and really True. The Church is low hanging fruit. You don't see these people making clandestine work with the Muslims, Catholics, and such. It would take too much work!!!

[@freemandiaz5123]

Hilarious! Watch out for bigger hands.

[@hunterketchem8008]

Does this work better than the blue pill?

[@nezlover]

The More You Know 🌠

[@MeToo-py1tq]

It is a sin to have a member (get it member) that large

[@tracyrreed]

If having a massive schlong is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

[@scottbarrett9579]

NewNameNoah owes me 60 seconds.

[@kylethedalek]

Long post ahead, Because of you and Lee Baker I decided to never join LDS, but have been getting contacted with the Missionaries again and I want to get out on their list of avoidance. But I’ve been trying to look for info on the church that comes from LDS sources. Watching Lee Baker’s video on the essays and such and in part 1 he says around at 37 mins about having sex with other people outside of marriage if the Relationship is kept secret. (I have issue with the church I wanted to join it but seeing stories and such, and your videos out me off, but I’m not sure how much of your stuff is 100% accurate. I would really appreciate some help and guidance!.) Also a few others on Lee’s video have replied with points or replies to your comments, and apparently the a church has removed some of the statements and note’s. If that’s true won’t that make them be open to getting sued again? I want to try and go through more of your points but it’s hard for me to find the exact verses and passages you were referring too. I tried to just search “Polyandry” and I got no results on the app. Doctrine and Covenants 124:16-17. John C. Bennett The Lord called John C. Bennett, a new convert to the Church, to help the Prophet Joseph Smith “in sending [His] word to the kings and people of the earth” (D&C 124:16). The Lord also noted that He had “seen the work” that Brother Bennett had done (D&C 124:17), possibly referring to the help he had given in drafting and obtaining approval for the Nauvoo city charter (see Kimberly Reid, “Joseph Smith: Prophet and City Leader,” history.lds.org). After the Prophet Joseph Smith received the revelation recorded in Doctrine and Covenants 124, Brother Bennett became an influential leader in Nauvoo. He was elected as the city’s first mayor and appointed as the chancellor of the University of Nauvoo and major general of the Nauvoo Legion (see “Bennett, John Cook,” josephsmithpapers.org). Furthermore, in April 1841, during the general conference of the Church, he was called to serve as an Assistant to the First Presidency until Sidney Rigdon, who was then ill, regained his health (see “Bennett, John C.,” in Dennis L. Largey and Larry E. Dahl, eds., Doctrine and Covenants Reference Companion [2012], 53-54; see also D&C 124:103-4). Unfortunately, John C. Bennett’s rise to prominence in Nauvoo was short-lived. He “used both his government and ecclesiastical positions to spread damaging rumors about Joseph Smith, plot an assassination attempt, and claim spiritual license to seduce women” (Reid, “Joseph Smith: Prophet and City Leader,” history.lds.org). He promoted the false doctrine of “spiritual wifery,” which “taught that sexual relations were permissible outside of legalized marital relationships, on condition that the relations remained secret” (“Plural Marriage in Kirtland and Nauvoo,” note 21, topics.lds.org). He was excommunicated from the Church in May 1842, after which he “embarked on a speaking tour addressing the perceived evils of Joseph Smith and Mormonism” and published an anti-Mormon “history” of the Church (“Bennett, John C.,” in Largey and Dahl, Doctrine and Covenants Reference Companion, 54). In the revelation recorded in Doctrine and Covenants 124, the Lord counseled John C. Bennett that “his reward shall not fail if he receive counsel” and if he continued to do the Lord’s will (see D&C 124:16-17; italics added). However, he did not heed these instructions and consequently forfeited the blessings promised to him in this revelation. Some may question why John C. Bennett was allowed to hold positions of leadership and trust in Nauvoo. At the time the revelation recorded in Doctrine and Covenants 124 was received and when he was appointed as an Assistant President in the First Presidency, Brother Bennett was striving to do what was right.

[@melaniebrown9953]

This may just be my new favorite video. Especially the background.

[@nancyjeanlimburg6154]

AS ALWAYS...I LOVE IT!!

[@shall671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@ibamuad]

Very good

[@stuartsenften237]

Funny Mike, Which Holy Temple is That? LOL!

[@NewNameNoah]

Columbus Ohio Temple

[@nancyjeanlimburg6154]

Mike....CALL ME!!!

[@kiwimon3204]

A call girl. How romantic lol 🤪

[@AlizzaSpeaks]

O M G yasssss

[@tjbutler6121]

You tried too hard on this one... Mike you're awesome I expect more from you! Lol... Not really! 🤣🤣🤣👍🙏

[@NewNameNoah]

I didn’t really try at all. It took like five minutes. Easy peasy.

[@tjbutler6121]

@@NewNameNoah Yes, easy "Penis" peasy! I have to admit that was funny! I have so much animosity toward the Mormon Church! What a waste of my life having grown up in it! Yuck!... I walked away 10 years ago! Spent 42 years in the Occult! Keep up the awesome work you're doing! I love it!

[@henkaistudio]

Wow you are a funny man

[@admccoy3751]

I ordered a gross 😉🙌🏾

[@benc.enlots]

Sorry to hear you have that need!😝🤣

[@williamexmormon3792]

Im an ex Mormon my self

[@PierreS-ib2cc]

You're right, after go’ogling around I didn't realize that Simmy Krotiel's Bigger Blueprint was updated and you can make it bigger even faster, yep, what Simmy suggested before was pretty good, but now it can grow up to 4 ins, I managed 3 ins myself and I feel like a monster lol

[@Youtube57742T]

Wow your so cool

[@discoveringrealtruth639]

0:48 MAGIC ISN’T REAL! 😂

[@jonnyhilljackson5788]

How about Halloween special put on temple garb run around town

[@jimmymendez9995]

lol funny you funny mike

[@tannerkattenhorn8702]

😂😂😂😂

[@ibamuad]

😂

[@PinkToe6]

LMFAO

[@Investigation-goose]

I do not understand this joke or the context. But I grew up in the region near Nauvoo. There we all knew not to trust the Mormons. We were always told not to answer the door for a Mormon or anyone suspected to be a Mormon. However there are several Anabaptist cults around that area like the Amish and Mennonite (Apparently the Amish and a group orgy at an abandoned church near my old house LOL.) and a few strange fundamentalist baptist Bob Jones University type cults in the area. I grew up in one of them ROTFL. But, I was never a Baptist. Only an independent Christian a sinner saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ. I still believe in the Gospel of the Bible and obviously the Mormon Cult doesn't fit that. Any honest person not indoctrinated into Mormonism can do some basic research on Joseph Smith and find out the Guy was a witch who used a seer stone to write down his Phony Baloney version of "Egyptian" which when analyzed is just gibberish. No, I don't believe its right to be gay or homosexual as its my right to believe such. No, I don't go out of my way to hurt anyones feelings, if they are offended by that its not my issue its theirs. And its one of those things were we can agree to disagree and be civil. Just don't push your views on me, and I am not pushing them on you. That's the way we can be amicable and peacefully separate. I'm suspicious of anyone pushing for inter-faith group unity, that's just a pie in the sky NWO agenda. And I'm just speaking my mind and not directing anything at anyone in particular.

[@wes2176]

Yours are small, very tiny indeed.

[@yessenialucerogomezcarpio3692]

Se nota que odias a esta iglesia

[@warrenmurphy9620]

helll🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@warrenmurphy9620]

ahahah

[@kat-601]

🤣😬🤣🤣😳😎🤣🤣

[@Seriously...576]

Some sweet day the offense Will be your issue. I'll be there waiting to see it. But by then I probably won't even care. I will have my own issues to consider. So i will tell you Now, that i have zero respect for you because you are trying to tear down what other people hold dear. Why do you feel the need to do that? Go read a National Geographic or something (no fair just looking at the pictures 😂). Do something useful. You don't really think this is useful, do you????

[@Azozeo]

I fucking love you!

[@NewNameNoah]

That reminds me of another soap I’ll be doing a commercial for soon. 😉

[@Seriously...576]

​@@NewNameNoah Seems like you've done enough soft-soaping. Do you do anything constructive? Have a job? Or do you depend on your wife and KZbin for your income?