RANKING MY SUBSCRIBERS' KINKS 🧐 my google search history is now ruined & my eyes cannot unsee this

[@zeesummers]

“50 guys and 1 girl” is just the bachelorette.

[@withcindy]

I---

[@rustingstardust5206]

This is the best comment, you win

[@Ashely56]

Whoop there it is 🤣🤣

[@teenielimz]

Kiera Cass who?

[@alex.adamski]

I- You have a point-

[@adrih8694]

Human trafficking fics be like: "My mom sold me to the ninja turtles for 43 cents and half a breadstick."

[@niamhcosgrave9545]

Y is this true tho 😭😭😭😭

[@cringefailrobot]

I remember reading a fanfic where you're a little orphan child and you get adopted by Tomska.

[@emifukakado-msjoke]

Pfffttr as if they’re worth that breadstick. The ninja turtles would never give that up.

[@milfshake1385]

Lol

[@creaturefan216]

PLEA

[@SuperFanGirl-gp1vo]

The thing is, Cindy is not not kinky, she is just freaking lazy

[@Nakia11798]

Pillow princess

[@cottoncandy2023]

😂

[@cheesewhiskers]

“i’m fine with you being kinky, *i just don’t like babies.* “

[@beetle7710]

Thats a whole mood

[@thevioletskull8158]

The baby dosen’t deserve this

[@aemikko]

d r o p k i c k

[@goodoldfashionedangel]

Me

[@spicy_r]

YES THIS COMMENT

[@angreypigeon9891]

"the monster is rejected my society but instead of it being a horror its a romance story" *isnt that shrek?*

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Shrek, Beauty and the Beast, Robocop, The Transformers movies, Twilight, yeah it's a common trope.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Almost Frankenstein’s monster

[@sobbiwobbi]

crap

[@dianabeau2565]

Also Edward scissorhands

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

Quasimodo

[@flying_pig_girl]

Damn imagine saying "I want a Dog Husband" and "I'm not a furry." in the same video

[@withcindy]

I---

[@_gremlinboy]

@@withcindy this is how it starts I've seen this before

[@RenaDeles]

@@_gremlinboy it's the fun side come over here.

[@peterpansplayground]

@@socialyawkwardginger well, like she said, she is vanilla but open-minded. 🤷

[@kavis.4709]

The range

[@colinbowden4663]

50 dudes, one girl sounds like a COVID nightmare

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

I can’t with how hard I laughed.

[@floofmoth]

And an STD nightmare lol

[@Nike_IV]

And Odysseyus’ nightmare

[@ms.baepsae6794]

The Selection😩

[@Sammydodger45]

@@ms.baepsae6794 but then that’s the problem cause assuming they won’t all be Greek gods, there is still gonna be too many to choose from 😫

[@kelpiekatgaming]

Remember some kinks don’t mean you want to see it irl, fantasy and reality are separate

[@beth7935]

YES! I wish some people could get their heads around this- no-one thinks you're a potential killer if you read murder mysteries, sooo...

[@wasabilover1293]

This explains why i find the humilation kink intresting but irl id definitly cry LOL

[@beth7935]

@@wasabilover1293 Yep! I'm literally subbed to a channel about Mediaeval executions :D but I do NOT want to execute people irl! Same goes for the vampire kink, LOL, even if it was possible :D

[@Sillyfishart]

@@wasabilover1293 literally same but with a praise one and a humiliation one

[@infinitymage5906]

Me with teacher/student romances. Obviously I don't want it irl but in fanfictions? Yup.

[@xevylo3949]

my girl sacrificing her sanity and google history for our nasty kinks, such a rolemodel

[@withcindy]

PRECISELY

[@xevylo3949]

@@withcindy when i saw the knotting shit im like "hmm bitch im worried"

[@thethmooteresa]

@@withcindy You are my rolemodel :D

[@pedrorian528]

And we love that.

[@patrickstar796]

readwithcindy Wait a minute, have you seen Ratatoing?

[@netnet_in_a_sweater9351]

I once read a teaser for a fanfic where Character A bullies Character B but when they both get home, it’s revealed that Character B just has a huge humiliation kink and is actually getting off on all of this harassment and then I went to church the next day

[@fatum3978]

"-and then I went to church the next day" is what got me 😂

[@AkumaDayo]

I've been seeing a freakin ad for a webcomic that is literally this and every time I'm just like "wh-- why!?"

[@roamthestars_]

So you gonna drop the link or...?

[@endless_galaxies]

@Akuma Dayo I have too! It’s very annoying and weird.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@endless_galaxies plus I'm always really disturbed by it as someone who was teased pretty bad growing up in school, like? how could anyone enjoy that??

[@user-hy8ol5ef4q]

This whole video is Cindy just going "THIS IS SO NASTY... buuuutttt-"

[@withcindy]

👀👀👀👀

[@moonkafu2157]

Hentai heaven in a nutshell

[@Hardcorecomicrelif]

💷💷💷💷 must be funny~ In a rich man's world~🎶

[@Quazex]

Not really a romance thing but my favourite thing ever is there's a evil scary intimidating villain and they adopt a kid and they're super protective over them

[@gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689]

Well In My Series Yeah Dart Sees Cinder Trying To Fall In Love So She Takes In Cinder And They Fall In Love Blablabla

[@soobiniekookie5172]

Maleficent

[@shizumaakira]

Little Misfortune In a way--

[@clementine6428]

@@shizumaakira Aw yeah And also Fran Bow in a way

[@coolterra8491]

You mean phineas and Ferb?

[@wintermelonboba9903]

"accidental baby acquisition" is that when spongebob and patrick took care of a clam

[@lemonade_spice]

Yes

[@Kane-g5w]

The example I can get behind

[@lavenderlaceration]

I'm literally wheezing wtf

[@HTFvideoz]

Scallop, but yes

[@lemoncholy3264]

WHATTTTT NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN MY BRAIN????

[@Bexa-]

Cindy *Looking up knotting*: "I'm going to click on images" Her FBI Agent: *Spits out coffee*

[@withcindy]

How else am I supposed to find out how it works?

[@maximk9964]

Well if she does use VPN as the sponsorship suggests, the NSA shouldn't be able to see her image searches...

[@maximk9964]

@Jo L This isn't 100%, but if I may suggest "Jenny Nicholson - I did it. I found the Worst Book." it does talk about an abusive internet hacker based romance, no FBI or NSA unfortunately, but still, there's stalking for what's that's worth. The book series id called "Troll, by Emma Clark" in case you care

[@Elinye]

Me: *watching during lunch at work preparing to Alt-F4 that shit*

[@LB0206]

😂

[@isa-belva]

me: oh my god she deadass just searched up knotting huh this video: *is sponsored by nord vpn* me: ah, i see

[@niraishere771]

Lmfao-

[@coleoverton5690]

Stan mgg

[@niraishere771]

My kink: Literally just treat me better than my parents Those some pretty damn low standards ngl

[@monaalvarez]

Same, that’s actually why I have a crush on my friend bc he’s treated me like a human being with respect

[@whiteflowercrownmusic7124]

Me🤣

[@vaaninawade4892]

Same

[@thisisanuncreativeusername2745]

Hi, how was your day I hope you’re doing well :)

[@Lunaliladee]

Same 💀

[@Katsujin2]

She's entering the "I'm not a furry but.." stage!

[@withcindy]

👁️👄👁️

[@themyofmy]

@@withcindy join us

[@astralparadoxian2149]

@quin : *stabs with lightsaber* The force is no longer strong with this bitch

[@flaretheartist]

Join us

[@yippycat5303]

@@withcindy we have cookies

[@froggo1405]

“Accidental baby acquisition” *Literally just the first Ice Age movie in a sentence.*

[@marimeown]

STAN KIM YO-JONG BAHAHAHA

[@mello6176]

@@_blank-_ I CANT BREATH LDJGLKJGLAGA

[@gavanscorner2524]

The hysterical gasp I did-

[@blumoo9938]

BRUH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[@silvergum9832]

Tho, that was a hell spawn, not a baby (?

[@milliaboo765]

cindy: i'm gonna be vanilla again- also cindy: puts heats in 'like it' and knotting in 'sure'

[@withcindy]

Vanilla but open minded 🐺

[@pinkbunny6272]

I like some kink, I just am so prude that I won't expand.

[@pokedragon366]

@@chaoticgood12 Very true. I've read quite a few a/b/o fics that mainly focus on the thought process and behavior of the character in each category that doesn't always focus on the sex part of it. And I can confidently say it could be directly tied to the "headstrong, confident, protector of those who are close" character as the alpha ( of either gender) and the "empathetic, mom-friend, observant" character as the omega (also of either gender). And I just think that's pretty cool.

[@d_b9666]

The bully romance thing: I'm only into it if it's not the bully but like one of the sidekicks who doesn't actually do the bullying and is actually pretty nice to people but for some godamn reason, he/she is still in that forsaken group of bullies and is too afraid to actually stand up for them and only like helps them get to the infirmary or like helps them and comforts them after the group leaves them alone. And then in the end he/she finally stands up for them and like somehow gets the group expelled and stuff

[@mchia9699]

This is so specific... but I love it

[@onettaviator5396]

Can we get a book w/this trope?

[@ranimashames9706]

idk why but this kinda reminded me of normal people by sally rooney

[@rsikka224]

​@@onettaviator5396 I really loved the Scorbus fic 'Must Have Done Something Right' by MissPronounced :)

[@nothere142]

Same I love that specific trope, I only don't like the actual bullying one because I suffered from it a lot and I just don't like that though at all. The only case where I actually liked it was on "A Silent Voice" I ADORED the way they wrote the main characters there

[@norangutan1318]

I love how this was supposed to be evaluating fanfic tropes but our girl cindy takes it upon herself to self insert and tell us her own kinks not just fanfic ones. we stan a kinky queen

[@withcindy]

i mean that's what we're here for right

[@Tayet4Buri]

Yes, yes it is and yes we are.

[@Letitsia]

"ok here's the thing: ... actually I don't know how to justify this" ain't that a MOOD

[@withcindy]

My mind blanked

[@erin9148]

me when my parents look at my search history...

[@Lena-ps5zx]

This is me in Among Us tbh...

[@dpathangi6691]

“They’re human now, so it’s okay” you dug your own grave with that statement

[@withcindy]

👁️👄👁️

[@MystFox1314]

😳

[@mjamin9124]

vanilla's the _last_ thing i'd call me, but healthy relationship with good communication and consent-- that's the good shit 💝

[@crayonzii]

Healthy bdsm relationship is ALL about communication and consent. If it’s not, it’s abuse

[@kblalack6082]

"I support furries being as comfortable as possible" Aw that was surprisingly wholesome to hear out of someone who just went into detail about knotting

[@CherryPuppy]

Ikr

[@sayarock3283]

Honestly I’ve never seen a non furry support furries after understanding a more kinky side of the fandom

[@sayarock3283]

But it’s really sweet and empathetic, all humans can be weird, no reason to bash someone for something that you may take interest in as well!

[@kaiyotee2475]

YAY!

[@hybridized-skycotl1672]

@@sayarock3283 Yea, to see someone like this even after seeing the kinky side of this fandom is really heartwarming and kind, we need more people like this

[@hithere5491]

It’s so bad that I don’t need to google these...don’t read fan fiction kids

[@KenzyAli]

Exactly. I just started out with random fluff, why am I sitting here THIS????? Oh the innocent days...

[@nixaeerl]

I accidently stumbled upon.. . . . . . . . . Dora and Diego having woohoo with Boots third-wheeling the party.. My eyes felt like it could use some surgeries after that..

[@thebrightstartt9294]

Going on Ao3 and not checking the tags after reading through several pages of fics is a literal death wish. I stumbled on a omorashi fic and wanted to cry once I realized what I clicked on.

[@peachyal9277]

As someone who WRITES fanfiction... I still agree 😂😂 Personally I stay FAR away from anything sexual, but most fan fictions don’t do that, make sure you read the tags!!

[@DarthRayj]

My best friend in college wanted to become a sex educator and was also pretty into a few different areas of fanfic, mainly Johnlock (often A/B/O). I'm also pretty kinky myself despite being asexual, and I'm active in my local BDSM scene, so I know some of these. I'm more familiar with heavier/more questionable stuff though tbh, and anything primarily fanfic I'm unlikely to know.

[@plumeria1985]

Cindy: Do they have to haul it over their shoulder- Cindy how long is a foot

[@withcindy]

oh

[@squishh7805]

oh

[@mckenzieweast2290]

oh

[@prsl-qy5mt]

oh

[@atelom3255]

oh

[@anngarmendia6046]

Tw: mentions of killing/death 14:05 I read one fic like this, but the twist was that the flower shop owner was a serial killer that used the bodies as compost for the flowers, and next thing he met the tattoo artist who was a sweetheart and thought about killing them but fell in "love" (more like an obsession). When the tattoo artist learns the hobby of the florist, gets scared but later joins them into the killing. And become a serial killer couple, where the florist is the bad guy and the tattoo artist is just there to help bc they are a sweetheart.

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

How can you drop a comment with that plot and not link us the fic???

[@anngarmendia6046]

@@TheSlipperyNUwUdle it's in Spanish 😫✋🏻

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

@@anngarmendia6046 that’s a damn tragedy. Someone needs to take one for the team and translate it.

[@anngarmendia6046]

@@TheSlipperyNUwUdle let me see if I can find it translated

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@anngarmendia6046 aight, imma need to start learning Spanish then. brb.

[@hellokitty17602]

bodyguard: sleep guardian angel: *WOKE*

[@withcindy]

Omg!!!

[@reynadeleon8012]

There's this one song called The Seraph and that's basically what happens

[@mcwolfart2265]

An entity monster thing, acting like a guardian angel for someone, would be sweet.

[@madelinekaa6135]

cindy: guys im straight i swear also cindy, with delight: im a pillow princess 👉🏽👈🏽😝

[@withcindy]

Hehehe

[@booorue4876]

Alright. Hear me out. The ONLY reason I don't like Hanahaki is knowing how many gays would die from that. Like the fatality fate.

[@maranathaaaaaaa]

😭

[@toastersailor]

Wow you have a point dude.... cause I keep falling for straight people,

[@aliceliddell8413]

I thought I was the only person who hated hanahaki with a passion

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

T^T

[@suella7505]

So true and the population will surely drop

[@lepokebloc4198]

"I don't support human trafficking." Cindy - 2020 Hot 👏 Take 👏

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Too ahead of her time.

[@deeznoots6241]

And there we have it, YIKES

[@OhHaiImMorgan]

“Monsters are kind of like himbos” “I want a dog boyfriend” “This pee-pee kink” This entire video is pure gold

[@yeetusfetus8687]

Gold...en showers

[@grenien4109]

omo is different but yea

[@Confusion372]

Oh no

[@Reson4nt]

"I'm a pillow princess" "She was really hot ok? I was into her!" Me, a shameless bisexual: ...we do membership cards you know :v

[@s.p814]

Why would you feel shame for being bisexual?

[@Reson4nt]

@@s.p814 No worries friend, I'm not ashamed to be bi. The "recruiting" joke on the other hand is another story lol

[@s.p814]

@@Reson4nt oh well thats nice to hear

[@shwingleman]

Where do I get a card

[@aqualinne4992]

@@s.p814 cause of biphobic assholes

[@emmyrose77]

cia agent monitoring cindy's search history: *takes another shot*

[@olakowalczewska4946]

The way in which I wheezed

[@Salterisks]

“*deep sigh* what’s on the menu today?”

[@Illyrikalaufeyson]

Damn I think that mine made my search history a drinking game lol not sorry for his or her mental scarring

[@aleaf1494]

Read this as cis agent lol

[@sunnyscript1224]

@@aleaf1494 Not the CIS agent ! 🤢/j

[@deeplyjuniper]

Gonna out myself here, but hearing someone say "You know, it's not my kink, but if I really love someone and they enjoy it, I would do it even if I don't enjoy it as much as them" THAT gives me a bit of faith for my own future in relationships

[@lecommentar9851]

What's your kink?

[@deeplyjuniper]

@@lecommentar9851 it's the one she was talking about when she said the words I quoted

[@lecommentar9851]

@@deeplyjuniper wish i had enough concentration and dedication to notice which

[@deeplyjuniper]

@@lecommentar9851 it's the pee one

[@lecommentar9851]

@@deeplyjuniper cool

[@lesliewilliams9294]

"Also, I would prefer AI men over actual men. Hello Mystic Messenger." I'm crying why is this so relatable-

[@deactivated.1254]

This reminds me, I gotta get the rest of the endings for Mystic Messanger..

[@me_tz]

Ahh saeran route is too sad I’m about to finish it 😭

[@_okarawolf_]

And I'm still crying bc Jaehee didn't have a romantic route 😭😭😭

[@lune4089]

The Wolve We can still read fan fiction with Baehee!

[@azamigobrrr106]

I haven't played the game for a while djsjsjsj I want to do Saeran's route now

[@habibab4345]

the fear that possessed me when cindy said "I'm going to go ahead and click on images". she's really risking it all for these videos omg

[@withcindy]

They're just knotting images 👔

[@abcxyz9852]

I can relate to this😂

[@MissMusicLover131]

My heart dropped into my stomach lmaoo, I know wayyyyy too much about abo but I wasn't ready to see someone talk about it 😬

[@trinxc66]

Cindy: *claims she is a vanilla girl several times* Also Cindy: *chooses scout over Taxedo Mask because he is too vanilla* Me: *shocked pikachu face*

[@trinxc66]

Oh, she liked it... She liked it!

[@nicolelouise9779]

I mean I'm straighter than an uncooked noodle and very vanilla, but I'll choose her over Tuxedo Mask who literally broke up bc of a dream or prophecy or whatever instead of communicating/explaining with her. (I forget but did he broke up via phone call?) Prince Diamond isn't the most healthiest man to be in relationship with, but he is FINE and so sad he had to die when he was finally begining his redemption. Also that scout we're talking about is literally in a male idol group, but really she's a girl but disguised as a man for whatever reason I forget. Not just crossdressing, she actually changed her body to male!

[@jun-hs4eo]

Tuxedo Mask is probably one of the worst superheroes ever. Tbh that’s why I like Zoisite. He does his job, he’s pretty, AND he stabs Mamoru... twice

[@coriumfigs]

REMEMBER KIDS: if you joke about a kink one to many times you might just get it and yes i speak from experience

[@saphaar4294]

this is why I stopped making piss kink jokes, not that I have one, but I almost got one 😨

[@crayonzii]

Sigh. Same. I don’t know how to get rid of it.

[@biscuitz777]

that happened to me with a very gross kink because i made fun of people who had it ...and i became what i made fun of

[@FateofTheseus]

the times i made vore jokes.....i hope i don't got that

[@B_4035mn]

Early 2000s me: Ah I hate furries! 2010-2020s me: *Gets consumed by an eldritch mass of fur and non-human anatomy that's thirst can never be quenched by the unending amount of mortal souls it has tainted with it's addictively corruptive touch.* , I understand now.

[@comicduo5295]

"Billionare CEO with a kinky side" isn't that just Jumin's bad ending

[@withcindy]

Yes 😳

[@happyjellycatsquid]

HAHAHAH... Imma laugh troughs the trauma 😓🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

That’s what I thought too! And, yes. That’s absolutely right

[@FGSFDS]

Literally just did a spit take after reading this 😂

[@kaolaii]

I remember getting a bad ending within 3 mins 😂

[@Berries20]

"I want a cute little dog boyfriend-" Yes that's the hole we were digging and we won't stop till we hit gold

[@withcindy]

😳😳😳

[@Berries20]

@@withcindy Okay but can I offer- Cat-boyfriend? I like it better then cat-girlfriends because, well, im into switching power dynamics

[@seignee]

I AM A DOG POPOMPOPOM I AM A DOG POPOMPOPOM I AM A DOG UNDER A LOG UNDER A TREE POPOMPOPOM

[@Th3timelord]

@@seignee wait?? Is that a Dream reference???!!!!

[@seignee]

@@Th3timelord yes, indeed welcome to the fanclub

[@jezzy3399]

Cindy: "I'd choose AI men over real men." Me, an avid player of otomes: I see you are of culture as well

[@robinchesterfield42]

I about fell over when not only did "Emotionally-immature AI" popped up (and so EARLY into the video too!) because I was just...experiencing a piece of media where one of the main characters is _exactly_ that--and he's also somehow a hunk AND a complete dork. Adorable personality + _alien_ alien is kinda kryptonite for me, so... (I'm not saying who this character is or any other identifying information one could, say, use to put into a Google search. Not even what _category_ of thing it is. Why? Because I am SO EASILY EMBARRASSED and after all I'm writing this on a public KZbin video. It's not Mystic Messenger, though. The one piece of information I'll say is that it's WAY older than that.)

[@withcindy]

I do like otome :3

[@keri7154]

@@withcindy this is why I am subbed to you, my girl!! The taste!

[@omlette_leia6721]

@ur longest legs owo jakdksjdjsjdj YES

[@misuzuluchia]

pure culture here

[@michellebassuener1633]

I’m sorry, but the fact that it was actually said out loud that if someone successfully murdered you it would be a deal breaker in a relationship, is one of the funniest statements I’ve ever heard 😂

[@brkh96]

Novel concept

[@Jumblebelle]

She rates things based on how they facilitate banging but then her assessment of 50 guys and 1 girl in a house was all about the logistics lmao

[@Bighomie39]

To be fair, a 51-person orgy between 1 (presumably) straight girl and 50 (presumably) bi men sounds like a terrible idea before considering STDs

[@ayblablabla]

Isnt there an anime like that 😂😂😂 there was 12+ brothers who lives with 1 girl and all of them falls in love with her. It's named Brothers Conflict maybe? Lmaooo i was kinda little when I searched about it and I was shock 😂😂😂

[@beckysbookshelf5081]

my sheltered, conservative christian parents having ass was truly shaken by this video

[@shayb.1059]

My asexual ass is quaking😭

[@rx500android]

@@shayb.1059 omg same😭

[@Attackontrashcan]

Same,help

[@scrubbywubby2694]

Sereena Blake my asexual ass was laughing😂😂

[@ravenwish1620]

@@shayb.1059 same

[@ariannaa6964]

Alternate title: Cindy just wants a himbo to love her pt. 2

[@withcindy]

Yes 🥺

[@AxleBoost]

I mean, who doesn't?

[@uhhhhh2672]

*himbo furry

[@chara_killahgaming1938]

Pov: You’re an asexual having weird recommendations but it’s still interesting

[@stantwice4934]

LMAOOO YEA

[@reginatheferret8595]

that'll be me

[@ariesrenae4163]

Yes

[@yziez]

Yeah same

[@bohemianraspberry6010]

same bro 💪

[@pennykanyaucat]

Cindy: I don't believe in kink-shaming me, nodding along, not realizing my headphones aren't in my father: pedophilia me: I believe in kink-shaming

[@withcindy]

THATS NOT A KINK THATS A DISEASE

[@imbored8621]

That’s illegal

[@MystFox1314]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@TheSapphireLeo]

Yeah. You can like "shota"/"loli", vaguely in fantasy, as a last resort, as they are usually older, if not age ambiguious, but not realistically in this dimention, you don't!

[@oneringtorulethemagicarp7199]

@@TheSapphireLeo yeah, my oppinion on shota/loli stuff, even if they are explicitly young in the thing is... art will be art and people will be fucked forever forward, but considering all the murder in the world happens in media and no ones arguing we should ban all of that and it's not leading people to commit tons of murders... aint nothin you can do about that shit. and to be honest most people I've known who were into shit like that were mostly into it because it made them feel like creeps and beleive it or not there are people who are into that lmao

[@cattd00]

this just shows that the fanfic world is far and wide lol

[@withcindy]

It has the range

[@happysun101love]

Cindy: I’m KNOT quite sure... damn I’m freaking good. Me: Her book will be a work of GENIUS...

[@withcindy]

Big brain energy

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

I love how chill you are about all of the kinks, like remaining respectful even if you don't like it It's kinda wholesome, ironically

[@kato6196]

Cindy: sees the star scout pining after sailor moon Cindy: hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[@withcindy]

👀👀👀👀👀

[@sarahrose013]

is this a community refrence?!

[@kato6196]

@@sarahrose013 never seen community! I just know this format as a meme

[@seself]

"accidental baby acquisition" isnt that the same thing as that one egg project that counts as 30% of your grade

[@cheerio4000]

degrassi vibes

[@mysticv4mpyre]

@@cheerio4000 omg the *m e m o r i e s*

[@cheerio4000]

@@mysticv4mpyre I love that show

[@marleighflowers4078]

“im putting this in “not my thing” because i am against human trafficking” cindy comin in with the controversial OPINIONS

[@eaglest0554]

One of my favorites is the jokingly flirtatious friends realise they've actually fallen in love but don't know if the other one feels the same because they've already been jokingly flirting for so long.

[@theshywolfie6655]

I feel called out-

[@flying_pig_girl]

"Monster's are kinda like Himbo's" is a hot take i wasn't prepared to hear.

[@withcindy]

I ain't wrong

[@BleachBasket108]

I'm living for it and now realize why I'm pretty down to try fics with this trope 😂 Himbo-ism is my ultimate weakness

[@milliaboo765]

"your boyfriend is your brother but he's not actually your brother" *the umbrella academy has entered the chat*

[@withcindy]

I.... What

[@jessicar2609]

There are so many movies and shows that do this and I dont get why it keeps being done.

[@azariyahraelynn5957]

TMI 😗

[@n0brainjustvibes]

did you mean: *the mortal instruments*

[@veronikaduchajova589]

bluejamesgrey Clary and Jace have entered the chat

[@margaretbaldwin4416]

lol cindy’s #1 kink: convenience

[@freaking_out]

I like the bullying thing ONLY when it’s like just a bit annoying. Like more of obnoxious pranks such as sticking kick me notes on someone and messing up hair. Innocent but slightly annoying stuff

[@ummmmno411]

Yeah more just like teasing. If they’re actually calling you offensive words and beating the shit out of you then I don’t see the appeal in that at all lmao

[@of3788]

I think it works really well with same-sex couples because of the trope that a lot of homophobes are just closeted. It could develop into the person they bullied helping them accept themselves and having a redemption arc.

[@ninjireal]

@@ummmmno411 fuck I need a woman to beat the shit out of me

[@deezballs4733]

Not even going to lie, she’s my new favorite KZbinr. She’s just so hilarious, open minded, and even if you aren’t into the things she’s into, she makes you fall in love with it.

[@withcindy]

🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️

[@fatum3978]

Yeah...5 mins in, my first time watching and hit subscribe ez ...don't usually think to do that until I'm 20 videos in and I'm like "oh yea that button exists"

[@smkystnanimations1231]

Are you banana bread on furry amino?

[@shawnyang435]

I can attest to “girl accidentally falling into guy’s arms” trope in Asian drama. If the angle is right, they even kiss. Or they twirl. Or the guy holds the girl’s waist like an Argentine tango dancer to prevent her from falling to the ground. Either that or car/bicycle accident. That’s literally how every couple meets in Chinese drama.

[@thethmooteresa]

👌🏻👌🏻😭😭 I expect my future wife/husband to accidentally spin me in their arms when we meet/trip into each other.. Edit: Holy didnt expect so many likes :D and P.s I'm expecting my long distance partner to do this typical "Le gasp, we are soul mates" spin to me....in 2 years 🥳🥳👌🏻👌🏻

[@withcindy]

Asians are so clumsy

[@antonellacallegaro5143]

"like an Argentine tango dancer" As an Argentinian, I WAS NOT EXPENCTING THAT.

[@DoraG99]

It’s the equivalent to Hollywood where like a bullet or car or something is about to hit the girl and the guy pulls her out the way but ends up falling on top of her, and they just lay there staring at each other for ages until the crowd comes over like “wOw r U 2 okay?!?!?!” And they have to get up and no one watching is like “ooh shit that’s hot lol let’s leave ‘em to it” lmaooo

[@ridaimran7565]

SAME. I though it was just a South Asian thing but it's a whole Asian thing 😂 Another thing our South Asian movies etc have is stole/ hair of girl getting romantically stuck in guy's watch/sleeve 😂. My hair actually did get stuck in some guy's sleeves and let me tell you nothing romantic about it the guy pulled way too hard and broke a lot of my hair -.-

[@dusanvajagic6954]

Imagine going through your old high school yearbook and you google this girl Cindy you went to class with and this video pops up

[@withcindy]

Wonder how it feels to find out I'm more successful than all of them

[@elianaw.1811]

@@withcindy Shots Firedddddd

[@LJ-ft3uj]

readwithcindy oop-

[@veronikaduchajova589]

readwithcindy damn. Love you Cindy

[@jina8960]

Ooooooooh

[@bellastarr9643]

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE "GET A KNOTTING MUG FOR YOUR DAUGHTER SARAH" i-

[@imyourlocalmultistan5273]

Me

[@Confusion372]

Wait what?? Was it in CC or smth

[@HornAndHaloEntertainment]

​@@Confusion372no, that's just how UrbanDictionary works

[@staninsertkpopgroup1181]

The fact she takes the time to consider each of the kinks made me lose it

[@JasmineNorman2007]

LMAOOO

[@ESE33]

This is the worst and the best at the same time

[@withcindy]

That's life baby

[@sercemwksiazkach]

That’s... very accurate

[@eviemelona]

Waiting for the fic where Cindy's roommate comes home to find her filming a video like this.

[@withcindy]

The mailman actually rang the doorbell in the middle of filming this

[@antoinethename9064]

@@withcindy k, but did they ring twice?

[@sunshineonmymind7055]

When your top tier is "Mpreg, Monster, Tentacles, Vampire" I think I understand why I like Halloween so much

[@Illyrikalaufeyson]

Teratophilia OMG yes I am soooo down with that

[@anjimimi]

Same

[@shanerdude8121]

"Monsters are kinda like himbos" was a sentence I don't think I ever expected to hear.

[@mxbones9245]

But it was one we needed to hear.

[@ollie4804]

Why is that accurate I'm sobbing

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

AB0, is not based on animal behaviour. It is based on a book studying animal behaviour which was proven wrong in multiple independent studies.

[@ginogatash4030]

the author got it wrong because he studied wolves in captivity instead of wild ones, which have a more family-like hierarchy thing, and has tried to dismantle his fuck up since forever, but idiots just love the idea of justifying being an asshole if they're buff enough while everyone else has to know their place, and Tumblr even managed to create a subculture proud of being the weak spineless parody of beta wolves because "Alphas are toxic". I can't imagine how bad that guy must feel.

[@lemoncholy3264]

Gino Gatash lmaoooo

[@alexandrarivera7957]

Poor guy helped in making incel culture

[@3kojimbles895]

@@ginogatash4030 well isnt it a good parallel? because we are all in captivity

[@ginogatash4030]

@@3kojimbles895 well we made our own "captivity" so it's not quite the same, but I see what you mean.

[@MycelianNetwork]

Bondage doesn’t have to hurt. My partner is very gentle with me and willing to accommodate. I have sensitive skin, so she was willing to buy meters and meters of silk ropes for shibari/kinbaku instead of using the itchy rope we were using. Aftercare is also super important. Sometimes you can get so deep into a roleplay that you need some reassurance afterwards. My partner always immediately gives me water if I’ve been wearing a gag for too long.

[@benjaminwilliams8030]

Honestly love how wholesome this BDSM comment is

[@Lonii04]

I mean Bondage at it self doesn't have anything to do with getting hurt, I mean it doesn't even has to do something with Power exchange, you could just like being tied up 🤷🏼‍♀️ same goes for a D/s relationship... Not all subs are masochists and not all Doms sadist

[@cjhs2006]

I Definitely Lean More Towards Smut Rather Than Fluff

[@mamaluigi1438]

"I was never really into vampires" -Is ok with doing a dog

[@LightCrib2]

Into werewolves, not vampires.

[@vermilionrubin]

Obvious which side of that forever war she's on.

[@Paraphim]

Werewolves are better than vampires. That's it.

[@lainhikaru5657]

Dogs don't try to suck your blood though 😄

[@solsystem1342]

​@@lainhikaru5657 That's a negative? If my partner's not feeding on my life essence, soul, blood, etc idk what they're doing. Also, vampires are like, people, so they can actually give consent (i understand why other people would like it it's just a bit to much of a streach for me to feel comfy with). Also, lesbian vampires are such an iconic aesthetic it's great.

[@deaf-tomcat]

me: low pain tolerance, anemic also me: very very, way too into vampires and the idea of being bitten.

[@lillyluna4666]

Me a person that often bites people: Well found my soulmate😆😂

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

Same 😭 I don't know why, I just wanna be bitten.

[@kaoridarklove523]

Me too:)

[@beth7935]

Hello, fellow vampire trash :D

[@galacticfire9727]

I’m so used to KZbin being horrendous when it comes to kinkshaming and making fun of kinks so having someone actually looking into stuff and being pretty respectful to stuff they’re not into is a breath of fresh air honestly

[@beth7935]

Yeah, kinkshaming people's *fantasies*, like stuff they'd read or write fanfic about but never do, is just... Look, come back & bother me when I'm actually hurting someone, yeah? People don't assume you're a potential killer if you read murder mysteries, but reading questionable smut means you're a sexual predator. With real-life kinks tho, I've only come across vanilla-shaming & straight-shaming, but that's crappy too.

[@beth7935]

@Hana Belle Absolutely 100% agreed :)

[@StarDustedCloud]

DEAR GOD I READ THIS IN BILL CYPHER'S VOICE IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE PROFILE PICTURE I CANNOT BREATHE AT THE IDEA OF HIM DEFENDING KINKS

[@ARCHIVED9610]

@@StarDustedCloud LMAOO SAME

[@pikachew6135]

“Animal falls in love with human, becomes a human, tries to get human to fall in love with them.” Basically shrek 2 by memory only difference they were in love

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

The Little Mermaid.

[@sorryjimingottauseuremailf7077]

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs that sounds *f i s h y*

[@DuskNeko]

It's Whiskered Away but reversed

[@sumedhahaha]

Kinda Beauty and the beast too i guess?? more like a hybrid animal monster lol

[@isabellab-c5351]

Why is it that I initially thought that the Cardiophilia one was a lot more literal than it actually was. I thought it meant like... heart out of the chest.... and.... kept in a silken shroud as they carried it wherever they went (Mary Shelley fans will know)

[@mundanespecter4970]

Telltale Heart, but kinkier

[@lemonsandsushi5642]

Or the Warlock’s Hairy Heart

[@youraveragemusicperson2176]

@@mundanespecter4970 just imagine Poe writing a kinkier version of the tell tale heart in sophisticated English with a fully straight face lmao

[@kimmyk3162]

I thought it was a konk for cardio workouts

[@eebertdeebert]

@@lemonsandsushi5642 Oh, right. That.

[@jacobd1984]

“We’re going to move on before I discover something I didn’t know before.” Listen, journeys of sexual self discovery are great and all, but they really cut into your productivity ya know?

[@withcindy]

We don't have time to unpack all of that

[@mellobii]

WHeEzE

[@Outof8stock]

I have a problem with the teacher kink, every time I have a new professor I'm just like *please don't be handsome* or I would probably fail the class because well-

[@andrikfelix6507]

Same 😭

[@crystaljefferphetamine]

i had a giant crush on one of my teachers and i ended up being the best student

[@starlitbri]

Cindy: I'm not gonna kinkshame anyone Also Cindy: calls us nasty in the thumbnail

[@withcindy]

Ur nasty but I like it 🥵

[@nooneimportant7736]

kinkshaming IS her kink

[@Zenflower54]

“Your boyfriend is your brother but he’s not actually your brother” - sword art online who?

[@beetle7710]

Attack on titan

[@Bea..l0v3]

The mortal instruments jace and Clary

[@zimzalabop8585]

vampire knight....

[@Chloe_is_delulu_]

@@zimzalabop8585 stop that ruined the anime for me I was like omg yes there together and then I was like no NO stop it 😤

[@zimzalabop8585]

@@Chloe_is_delulu_ i prefered Zero actually!! I disliked Kaname so much and then when it turned out they were related I had more reason to hate him lol

[@cueintensemusic3403]

"You should seek therapy and not a love interest" is such a good advice please put that in a shirt if ever you plan on making some merch ❤

[@withcindy]

Ppl aren't ready to hear that

[@UltaFlame]

I'd buy that

[@ummiuno011]

*chanting* New merch! New merch! 😩

[@NewName007-n3u]

@@withcindy They really aren't ready for that conversation...

[@nunyabusiness776]

this is a million dollar idea, I would totally buy this

[@hatchet1013]

Cindy in this video "We're gonna move on before I discover something I didn't know" Cindy's most recent video "So I have a gf now"

[@marziacosta2269]

"If someone succeded in murdering me... that would kinda be a deal breaker for me" Readwithcindy, 2020

[@bicarbonat1]

"Student-teacher: not my thing" That's right, CLAMP, we ain't forget about your CCS fifth-grade teacher giving his fifth-grade student a fifth-grader-sized promise ring

[@withcindy]

NOOOOOO

[@katherinem4468]

Also let's not forget about Sakura's parents with their 9 year age gap (Sakura's mom was 16 and Sakura's dad was 25 when they got married).

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

w h a t

[@pingusmingus]

I dont know if this is the same clamp youre talking about but NO THANKS WE DONT WANT MPREG EGG TEENAGER ✋😳

[@eggo9543]

Whaaaaat

[@AmandaOliveira-bt4hw]

no one : Urban dictionary: " get a knotting mug for your daugther Sarah!" 3:45

[@haveyouseenreki6700]

This feels like my aunt trying to explain to me different types of things in the world and I’m just slowly nodding as a closeted asexual

[@BluAnimeLover]

“Basically I want a simp”,,,, idk why that stood out to me amongst the many great quotes in this video but I love it

[@merrybright5732]

This was a whole mood

[@KagamiHN]

me, before 50 shades: i just want a hot rich man me, after the fae gave me "a hot rich man" with 50 shades: i want a hot rich man whos responsible, has morals, respects my boundaries, smiles sometimes? open to therapy, wants to make me happy, isn't possessive, donates to charity, is environmentally concious, likes animals, believes in equality, supports BLM, isn't homophobic or transphobic-

[@withcindy]

SAME

[@harperhale-gibson1102]

tony stark

[@lavieenrose0824]

Basically Kim Namjoon

[@KagamiHN]

@@lavieenrose0824 gurl i feel so attacked by this cuz my old username was joonie eYE-

[@lavieenrose0824]

mew Namjoon do be qualified for all the requirements list above😂😂😂💜

[@soulanime5421]

Noone: Cindy: *discovering semi-gay tendencies of hot females* Mrs Potts: "there is something there that wasn't there before🎶"

[@monstergirlinc8707]

most of my kinks started as me joking and memeing, and then now im like "fuck, i guess i like it now"

[@baileyanderson2782]

Cindy: How did you even trip? The ground was flat?! Me: *tripping on the FLAT floor and spraining my ankle when I was walking* you were saying?

[@lauracorbet4823]

I trip on flat ground once a day so.... relatable

[@ricegorm]

Same! My ankle has a tendency to spontaneously "roll" for no reason whatsoever

[@luuuuux_]

That’s nothing. I trip on air and a lot weirder stuff on a daily basis and get hurt a lot.

[@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053]

i step on legos and it hurts more than getting kicked into the fucking balls okay im not sure both hurts like shit but a step on a lego fitted more

[@Pironya1]

Honestly I just love that Cindy doesn't kink shame or implies shaming when discussing these topics. Our unproblematic 👏Queen👏

[@withcindy]

We don't kink shame in this house

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

And she said acab 😩

[@yeolnii]

if everyone here had a zoom call and talked about this topic shit about to go down

[@astralparadoxian2149]

I would join that shi

[@nivrrtakr2891]

OH...MY... g*d (I'm catholic so gotta use a lower case and dat apostrophe)

[@nikoutoajaisai6310]

Yes I'd finally get to let out my weird.

[@aliceliddell8413]

i would join

[@mich5124]

Is there an online community for this

[@laurapersilva1882]

I hate the billionare trope// naive girl trope because every single one of the books I've ever read about it just had a lot of sexisism and it just groses me

[@_youngcomrade_]

This, & also bc billionaires are the absolute scum of the earth & shouldn't exist. Like.. imagine thinking your capitalist overlord oppressor is sexy lmfao 🥴🤢🤮

[@yo.hi..]

Praise by sara cate is a really good one imo. it has this trope but it's executed well and not sexist at all!

[@ramshafarooq]

the accidental baby acquisition sounds like the game Episode: The Baby Project

[@withcindy]

Of course episode would have that

[@ramshafarooq]

@@starlesscitiess KSKKJSSALDJS

[@grassj6002]

**flashbacks** oh god no please no

[@malloryl7805]

This is bringing back so many memories of reading fanfics in the middle of the night.

[@withcindy]

Uh oh

[@Clever_Catchphrase]

GOD, domestic fics are my bread and butter. Can you imagine; owning a house so you don't have to deal with a landlord, living with someone you like and who likes you back, and being financially stable to the point where you don't stress over bills? I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it. I hope you make more of these (so we can one day make the ultimate cindy-tailored fic that will turn you into an emotional mess). I hope you don't mind me sharing a couple of fluffy kinks of my own to inspire you. *Growing Old Together:* Character A isn't as young and beautiful as they used to be, but Character B's heart still beats fast when they see them, and every day they wake up thinking "How did I get so lucky?" BONUS POINTS: easily make the fic hurt/comfort by giving one of the characters dementia, but the other character still loves them even when their S.O. no longer recognizes/remembers them *Found Family:* Angsty teens/young adults who aren't loved by their blood relatives finding a home with each other. (Honestly, I'm surprised this one wasn't brought up yet on either list) *Adopt a Pet:* Fun alternative if you don't like the idea of your OTP having kids. They adopt a dog and try their best to become good pet parents. Bonus points if they get a grumpy cat, and the characters must learn to respect the cat's boundries to earn its trust. *Size Difference:* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aside from the obvious sexy implication, I love pairings that have one big, one small character. I especially love if the big character is a shy softie, while the little one is a snarky ball of fire. Branching out, I also love body positivity fics. Big characters that are literally plus sized/over weight, and their S.O. loves their rolls and flab and chub all the same or even more so. *Massages:* Real talk, rub my back and I am fucking yours. Same with back scratches and that tingly feeling you get when someone runs their hands through your hair. A subcategory I also enjoy would be Touch Starvation, especially if Character A has a prickly personality who doesn't like physical contact, and only allows Character B to touch/hug them, but Character B is out of town for some reason and Character A craves their embrace. *Comedic Dates:* Character A planned a fun day for Character B, but hijinks ensue and each activity goes wrong for some reason. Bonus points if Character A is more introverted, but they try to step out of their shell to make Character B happy, but Character B is just so touched because Character A tried their best for them. *Getting Enough Fucking Sleep:* I actually don't know if this highly specific kink has a name, but Characters A and B bought a new matress yesterday and just had the most amazing sleep of their life. They wake up so well rested, no aches or cramps from bad bed springs, and they're so content and full of energy, but want to stay in bed becuase it's just so damn comfortable. Bonus points if they cuddle.

[@withcindy]

Omg all of this is so PURE!!!!?!!!!!!

[@Clever_Catchphrase]

@@withcindy had to wash the nasty out ;p (Just kidding, everybody's allowed like what they like. Only he who is without kink can cast the first shame and that aint me by a long shot)

[@mehvishi3672]

Well, I'm definitely convinced!!

[@TunaScroll]

Omg I always look for size kink stuff but for some reason it’s rare that I find it in art, animation, etc. so I just write/draw the damn sh** myself lol

[@hafsareads4202]

It's like you sifted through my brain and pulled out my innermost desires and wrote them down??!! I am an absolute slut for a good domestic fic. A++ if any of these sub categories are mentioned. Wow I just love these so much 😩

[@itsrainingmelons6202]

I DISCOVERED KNOTTING DURING AN INNOCENT GOOGLE SEARCH ON HOW TO TIE KNOTS AND NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED

[@problemistas]

"monsters are like himbos" imagine seeing a thanos fanfiction in wattpad or something

[@mothman388]

nO-

[@juliette3571]

J i n s o u l

[@scrubbywubby2694]

i once saw a Thanos/Tony Stark fanfic on ao3 and i cried

[@ravenwish1620]

wHy WHY

[@jazmin7640]

Once I saw a Thanos/ Antman fanfic and I died