Wits with Patton Oswalt: Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) phones in from Australia. Wits is hosted by Marketplace Tech Report host John Moe (@johnmoe).

[@ZyxthePest]

"Now...Patton, are you familiar with the Watcher-" "OH, OF COURSE HE IS!"

[@rabiddogmaster]

I enjoyed how much Patton enjoyed the wooden robot jokes.

[@MrOuchiez]

Wooden robots "lumbering". He didnt even catch his own pun.

[@zorantaylor3190]

Uatu's name is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND in the credits of Infinity War. dude must be PIIISSED.....

[@christophermoreno8974]

Patton + Paul= Gold.

[@heatherer]

Someone stop me from loving pft SO MUCH

[@ptanyuh]

MR. PEANUTBUTTER!!

[@steelberg23]

Sorry, not possible.

[@mall7202]

God, he's the best

[@BigStarRealFamous]

"Please, call me Watchy!"

[@ColinsProopkitten]

Love PFT, he's awesome. He's also my fav comedian. Patton is great too. Thanks for posting this :)

[@mpawsonable]

Everyone has different tastes. It doesn't mean Tompkins or Oswalt aren't funny if you don't like them. (It means you have terrible taste.)

[@Dhhrobnegg]

What's so great about this clip is that I've never heard Patton laugh that much. The fact that it's Paul F. Tompkins making him laugh as hard as I did delights me to no end. Call me crazy, but it's almost heartwarming.

[@nickyurick8313]

I think Tom Carvel might be one of Patton's obsessions... 😁

[@tyro244]

Patton enjoyed Paul F. Tompkins.

[@MullinsTheRapper]

lol PFT ftw for sure, this guy breaths comedy!

[@Papscott333]

i am sorry but john moe was botching jokes left and right. good thing PFT is so fucking funny.

[@Doca]

John Moe sticks out like a sore thumb, like a dude trying to fit in with the cool kids.

[@JonasPolsky]

(Patton examines his book)

[@AdagioDJay]

karma dhyana *Nerderers

[@SilverFeet]

Paul F. Tompkins coming to Wits via portal.

[@wolverinebear5357]

Murderer of wives

[@ThomMilson]

@michaelkochlegal I'm not trying to be a douch here, I'm just puzzled: If you don't like any of them, why are you watching this video? I just doesn't make sense to me.

[@redshiftexperiment]

nurderers

[@ButcherGod]

ok now here is my nerd moment, Paul sounds like Caboose from RvB over the phone, lol.

[@MrBubbaloo]

omg, that wooden robot stuff was gold 99.9 32 karate couldnt stop laughing

[@mpawsonable]

@stickydog480 Who is the one name-calling in response to a joke?

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

Holy crap, I never noticed PFT in There Will Be Blood.

[@austinhubbard96]

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[@CaPoComedy]

John Moe is silly.

[@potheadA]

lol

[@chaseroper]

UATU!

[@karmadhyana]

"Murder nerds" = Nerders

[@wrendemartino-smith446]

I'm 5 years too late, but shouldn't it be nerderers

[@tomshaw191]

@@wrendemartino-smith446 I'm 3 years too late but yes

[@SortOfEggish]

Why is this John Moe guy oblivious to wit on a show titled Wits?

[@FungusMossGnosis]

It's called being a _straight man_.

[@roguegreyjedi]

Is PFT secretly in charge of the MCU...gotg2 anyone?

[@JmDoan1]

nope. chuck testa.

[@zorantaylor3190]

Oh yeah, and that "Murder Nerds" commentary was T E R R I F Y I N G L Y P R E S C I E N T . . . .

[@TheZigzagman]

Uatu's catchphrase is literally, "Though sworn never to interfere..." right before he interferes.