Wizard Swears (2007) 4k Upscaled

AI upscaled and reuploaded from the highest quality render. Thanks to Kevin J. James for upscaling these: kevinthejames.com

[@bobblybeth0110]

This video is holding society together at this point

[@nekothecat8418]

Yes

[@Ray-ux1km]

Agreed

[@VenusnSaturn]

yup

[@kurby7795]

It truly is

[@Tinklerwink]

Fact

[@isabelle7881]

it's been years and I still want to hear the uncensored version so fucking bad

[@bellatrixlestrange3212]

YES THEY NEED TO RELEASE IT

[@KennyHavoc]

Yup

[@_mossystar]

I KNOWW

[@kaitlynm4771]

YESSSSS RELEASE THE UNCENSORED VERSION MR NEIL PLEASE

[@ragingbeast6196]

same

[@osheridan]

Dumbledore: Doesn't remember 5 minutes ago Also Dumbledore: Remembers a crazily long swear from centuries ago

[@GMaster4308]

Tbh that's all of us, right?

[@SpaghettiJoseph]

It’s 45 seconds long

[@BigForAHedgehog]

He has priorities of what to remember

[@Diriector_Doc]

Imagine Voldemort holding some innocent wizards at wandpoint, about to do something nasty, and then getting a phone call. He just answers it and hears "Lepricaun Taint!"

[@felixlee9645]

hippopotamus

[@jadeashmore9893]

Ron and Hermione at the beginning are my last two braincells

[@not_audrey_smh]

sameeeee

[@legonick007]

What are they even doing?

[@stereotypicalLame]

@@legonick007 their best

[@legonick007]

Is that a lego island reference?

[@sarahackroyd2150]

so many years, and neville being a butternut squash still SENDS ME.

[@felixlee9645]

hippopotamus

[@s0me.w3ird0]

His lisp too 😭😭

[@terrariums.]

This is nostalgia is the strongest feeling I’ve ever felt

[@thebagelboyjr9351]

Yea :(

[@deathkillshoot]

like 200

[@brunocarrillo410]

:')

[@mara4105]

He remembered his KZbin password🎉

[@jakob0324]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahh

[@amelia1507]

I’ll bet it was the elder swear

[@forgettablename6436]

"Muggle fucking troll shit" is still so fucking hilarious to me.

[@felixlee9645]

hippopotamus

[@87alsjth]

Classic. 2000s KZbin was truly a place for different walks of life to create hilariousness.I miss it.

[@jeffreygao3956]

I prefer adulthood.

[@kelp7060]

@@jeffreygao3956 That's very immature response though.

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@kelp7060 Maybe for someone stuck in the past!

[@viemarirunoa]

​@@jeffreygao3956 Cringe

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@viemarirunoa So accepting the present and moving on is somehow cringe? I doubt it!

[@kaitlynm4771]

I still love how Hermione just baps her whole body into Harry to get him to shut up

[@Όνομαχρήστη-ο6υ]

Bop Bop, shut your gob.

[@deathkillshoot]

like 100

[@ctre97]

"You floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" is a sick ass burn if I've ever heard one

[@felixlee9645]

soup

[@thRegimentofFootThethRifles]

The THIRD return of the king.

[@titaniaayuzawa7286]

😌😌😌

[@Joetino]

You dare mention Lord of the Rings in a Harry Potter video comment section?

[@KennyHavoc]

I like that the swear says "with a bucket of" twice

[@lunaaaaaaa._.]

My favourite was the Mickey Mouse part

[@stacysummers8882]

@@lunaaaaaaa._. I liked the “soup” part. Had a nice ring to it

[@sweater_ow]

SOUP

[@Eveliinchen]

.... and Daniel Radcliffe..

[@una_10bananas]

Omg hearing "dobby's sock!" after so many years broke me

[@felixlee9645]

hippopotamus

[@Silphanis]

I saw the notification and couldn't believe it

[@Ray-ux1km]

Same I thought their account got hacked

[@Bad-Edits]

Dumbledore: "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago!" Also Dumbledore: Remembers the oldest, longest, ancient swear that's been lost to time.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Dumbledore had a lucid moment.

[@jeffreygao3956]

And most foul as well!

[@buddydew101]

The children nowadays will never experience this growing up like I did ♥️

[@Degenerick]

well now they will since these got re-uploaded

[@ObviousTrollFrom2007]

I have. I thank my cousin so much for showing me these.

[@Oli.V]

I’ve never understood this logic, like... they can? They can find them just as easily as we did, like obviously they won’t need to wait for more but they can still share them with their friends grow up with them.

[@s4ltoftheearth]

@@Oli.V yeah

[@Ash-sd6zk]

Hagrid is 10x the man any of us will ever be

[@BrennanMerone]

Literally

[@theiranianknight7998]

No crap lol

[@seculartemplar5407]

Rip.

[@livi__little1716]

we may not have asked for it but it's all that's holding us together

[@fox_raider]

Hagrid is ten times the man you'll ever be.

[@felixlee9645]

soup

[@sconeaon]

I JUMPED ON THIS NOTIF SO QUICKLY

[@jesussaves5692]

fr i was like ppp posts? that’s a surprise

[@alstronomer]

RIGHT

[@una_10bananas]

"I mean every word I ever say ever" lives in my head permanently

[@llamallover1057]

the "hippopotamus" "republican" and "soup" in thr elder swear almost had me crying thanks guys

[@felixlee9645]

soup

[@Yoylekoso]

Daniel Radcliffe

[@ameliagaska1462]

When society needed him. He returned.

[@felixlee9645]

soup

[@yellinghayfire4935]

It's been over a decade and I finally got the "swish and flicker" joke.

[@claudiag.9307]

Please explain

[@burnitdown5828]

Yes please

[@s4ltoftheearth]

@@claudiag.9307 i think bc Hermione perfected the 'wingardiom laviosa' spell in book 1 in charms class, the action to do with the wand while saying the spell name is: 'swish and flick' so i think that's the joke

[@LauraOnDuty]

14 years after, this is a still a masterpiece! Never repeat the elder swear, okay?

[@jamesgreep9344]

YOUR MOTHER IS A…

[@imperialdan6844]

Your mother is a -Ing - Lorimunsum - adimnivenium - frogulau - Hippopotamus - republican - Daniel Radcliff - with a bucket of - In a castle far away where no one can hear you - soup - with a bucket of - Mickey Mouse - And a stick of dynamite- Magical - alakazam.

[@mumblej2007]

Does anyone else quote "I can't remember 5 minutes ago" when you're caught contradicting yourself?

[@MonkeyButtMovies1]

I dunno, I can't remember five minutes ago! Go back to your skulking.

[@GamingSaturnMoonManBoy]

In third grade I got in trouble for mimicking the behavior from this video and from then I wasn’t allowed to watch Potter Puppet Pals although I’d sneak watching them on occasions. Thanks Neil for giving me vocabulary that I’ll never forget 😂

[@franciosdeaeruiu7555]

Guess that's what you get for being rife with boyish attitude

[@kkgacha5693]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Rixec2]

You know, the prank call to Voldemort makes me wonder if Voldemort has ever received prank letters, given how owls prove to be very good at finding people. And now I realize if all anybody had to do to track Voldemort down was send him a letter. XD

[@4ngsty_4J]

chanwills0 did some pottah parodies drunk owl pranks

[@spikerox4eva]

It's been 14 years and I still quote this on a daily basis...

[@zombi3girl]

Babe wake up potterpuppetpals are uploading

[@chev_FTeam]

Some of the wizzard swears would make great “cards against muggle” cards!

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

Holy shit this is an unexpected upload

[@KrystaalMMD]

*It's beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours now.*

[@Όνομαχρήστη-ο6υ]

!.5k likes. 1 dislike. That dislike was from Snape. Also, the Elder Swear mainly consists of annoying beeps but is still, somehow, the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@gauwrong]

yay now we can watch this in 4k, we might even see you-know-who's nose

[@austinrogers4132]

the random “soup!” kills me every time

[@marieonmars]

This was always one of my favorites 💀💀

[@NYlife1022]

14 years later and I can still quote this video word for word

[@personman5830]

Even the... Unrepeatable Elder Swear??

[@simonedemarest3712]

This is also a masterpiece

[@nikkipeters2808]

Man I miss these skits so much 😭😭😭

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Just hear me out okay... y'all should reupload Apparate! next 😂

[@jackbarron4097]

COME BACK PUPPET PALS. THE WORLD NEEDS YOU. XD

[@ctre97]

This series was my life growing up, now I'm rewatching them in 4k and it's my life in my mid 20's

[@lucybickerton4573]

now this is iconic

[@wingedwillow5549]

THE TONGUE ROLL AT 4:20 ALWAYS TAKES ME OUT 💀

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Funny you should put the time stamp.

[@randombibear2994]

You see that? 0 dislikes. Just how it should be

[@DepthTravel]

Snape disliked this few hours ago.

[@randombibear2994]

Dang so sa d

[@MilkywaveCommunications]

Hermoine and Ron jumping up and down at the beginning is pretty cute

[@awesometani8148]

WHEN I GOT THIS RECOMMENDATION YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE FEELINGS THAT WENT THROUGH ME-

[@mrblood7832]

This is honestly my favorite potter pals video

[@drakkonscythe]

The Elder Swear in 4K is all I needed

[@stateofsol]

THE WAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS CHANNEL TWO DAYS AGO AND THIS HAPPENS? I was ✨ manifesting ✨

[@Mrules123]

Ahh my childhood is coming back in HD! I thought I was hallucinating when I saw this in my subscription box!! Thank you for this 💕✨

[@m.k4447]

The way all these videos lived in my head rent free as a child...thank you for returning Kings

[@camelopardalis84]

"Swish and flicker" is how you describe the wand movement accompanying the spell "Wingardium Leviosa", isn't it? Not sure if I ever caught that before. Hermione swore in class.

[@nessiebwur]

No, it’s “Swish and flick” for Wingardium Leviosa

[@camelopardalis84]

@@nessiebwur I trust your knowledge. I did look up the part in the book, but it's extremely short. Hermione's first charms lesson is mentioned and that's about it.

[@thevaldezinator7]

"Swish and Flick" dumbo!

[@blizzardforonline1954]

I feel like "Swish and Flicker" is more of a dick joke.

[@rubyadams7986]

4:09 I’m flipping dying LMAO thank u so much Puppet Pals 😂

[@171QA]

Not gonna lie first time I saw Neville I laughed for a full minute.

[@SafiyaH6943]

“Dumbledore, you’re obscenely old, right?”

[@Missy3940]

“Why yes.”

[@NeonSparkels3867]

I had to double check this notification twice-

[@plipplopproductions4347]

The notification bell is working!

[@supersmashbro596]

thank you for this mr neil! yes, neil cicierega made this. of lemon demon and mouth saga fame.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

See also: Bustin' The Ultimate Showdown

[@roul4842]

I always forget that Neville is a squash. lmao

[@mostlyrelevant]

I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is the best thing I have seen in my whole life

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

Harry is such a little sh*t in these videos....and I freaking love it! 😂

[@EasterWitch]

I think my favorite was probably Dobby's sock

[@gameswithcathal8003]

I loved this and still love it

[@rhys5430]

harry potter 9: the return of the puppets

[@keikustar]

"dobby's sock!" still slaps

[@linnhuman]

swish-n-flicker it's so good to be back

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

EXPECTO PATRONADS!

[@BovineDesigns]

I remember seeing this with my siblings as a kid and we were absolutely losing it.

[@slotherin22]

My friend keeps on bothering me ever since I wrote the elder swear in my note book. Lol 😂

[@petra8770]

This was truly unexpected 👁👄👁

[@ahnahstahjah]

The quality is tremendous!

[@morgrugyn]

NO AKSJSNSNSKA THIS IS GIVING ME FLASHBACKS

[@connorblain2208]

The legend returns...

[@ludwigamadeushaydn706]

"Lorem ipsum" I never got that one before lol

[@yaroslavpanych2067]

Yes, now when we know what it is about, we have fresh laughter

[@podracer35]

This is a pleasant surprise. Love it!

[@jewelspivey8507]

Talk about a shocking notification. I’d didnt even remember being subscribed to them anymore

[@BlackCatAudio]

Beautiful to see a large part of my childhood in 4K 🥲

[@maryamneimat9686]

I love how they make Neville look so damn different lol

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Squash

[@backpain.]

My brain froze when i saw a notification from this channel

[@Bingo_Split]

This is awesome, Neil! We missed you!

[@atenatesla]

Poor Neville D:

[@moviefan99]

This is my favorite potter puppet pals video ever.

[@charlie_7160]

this is all that's keeping me going

[@unidentifiedwalkingperson]

finally a high quality version

[@pointlesstars]

oh the memories :’)

[@Magpie2497]

Watching this again years later and its still funny

[@thenuclearreactor9334]

Wow the quality looks so much better!

[@ashparker28]

dobby's sock always gets me

[@laegu5430]

Memories of a better time

[@arbyn710]

“I don’t even remember five minutes ago” The elder swear,

[@_editor_3395]

Stay stay!!!! Don't leave us again we missed you!!!!!

[@keaton2387]

Omg wow, I've waited so long! Thanks for uploading!

[@RubberHose]

This is the best Potter related media to support because you aren't supporting J.K. Rowling in any way

[@SeizeTheDay95]

*Starkid enters the chat*

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Yes

[@nevermindgaming6848]

I still support her

[@PanHoover882]

Either this or Harry and the Potters

[@snowflakebuttonsworld9268]

This dude “came back”

[@AustinJennings116]

Dumbledore: And that's the Elder Swear! Harry: Would Muggles know this!? Dumbledore: They might, They called it "The Aristocrats!"

[@linmalfoy]

This never gets boring

[@gracebrierley4774]

Omy gosh I have waited too long for this😌