Getting Called On FIRST to Give Your Presentation

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Besides Pizzapotamus, what’s YOUR idea for our new channel mascot?

[@RJ-hk7oj]

Zucchinipig.

[@NathanGrosse]

Definitely Hillary Kitchen’s pet lobster. (RIP)

[@roiceraschemalouski3525]

Dr. J. G. Garbanzo the foreskin removal specialist

[@madao4115]

Sorcerers with Drugs

[@LanceThumping]

Ziwords with Gams

[@acatwithaids5398]

At least Pizzapotomous has the anatomically correct tail. Really brings it all together.

[@ScubesFTW]

Is it so that when he poops he can really spread that cheese around.... I'm assuming he poops cheese.

[@zimtak6418]

Adding to the joke (that no one seems to have mentioned yet) is that it's actually not an anatomically correct tail, as it's more like a zebra or donkey or giraffe tail. Hippos actually have a stub tail that, just like the rest of their body, has hardly any hair on it. The tail depicted is not all that long but it is still too long, too thin, and has a tuft of fur at the end that shouldn't be there.

[@Glorpusvideos]

He has a name

[@BlphBain]

don’t you mean Mike?

[@TitanCrusher101]

@@zimtak6418More like subtracting from the joke by explaining it…

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

This skit is low-key creepy in an amazing way. This feels genuinely like a dream that makes no sense and leaves you questioning your sanity.

[@musicingflowing]

Sounds like you described modern cult ure...🤔

[@luistigerfox]

Makes even less sense stoned. But amazing at conveying the sense of dread in something like this.

[@rockingbeat]

That should be a quote in the page description for Wizards With Guns

[@E.Hunter.Esquire]

It reminds me more of my Saturday night, just for fun

[@dappersnakeproductions]

Mitch’s Dream Writing team: *WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@THATGuy5654]

When the stereotypically Chinese music started playing, I had to stop the video and regain my composure.

[@ArthurArthurson181]

Same brother

[@revine9243]

i loved when pizzapotamous said "i'm chinese" in that new episode

[@ronnieperez8519]

It's funny because you think he's making it up in his presentation but then pizzapotamous actually says it and throws you off lol

[@revine9243]

@@ronnieperez8519 i don't care.

[@JaeJonson]

​@@revine9243 you're acting like a total lasagna snake.

[@doncomputer5931]

@@revine9243 you're acting like a Spaghettiger, dude.

[@revine9243]

@@doncomputer5931 holy copium ☠

[@AndreanaLee]

I love that as he’s going through the slides you can see that Pizzapotamus was going to be pitched as canonically atheist as part of his brand 😂😂😂

[@Mooo105]

No benevolent God could create Mike the Pizzapotamus

[@AndreanaLee]

@@Mooo105 that is very true.

[@MemekingJag]

"God is dead and we have pizza" - Mike the Pizzapotamus

[@nugget3687]

"God is dead and I'm Chinese!"​@@MemekingJag

[@heylookitsbilly8407]

​@@MemekingJagKill God get pizza got it

[@endruv_2287]

I know the implied joke is they applaud lasgna snake because he's the ceo but I think they clapped since a 10 foot tall snake mascot is awesome

[@sh4wz0r]

"I'm Chinese" is the funniest thing I've seen in any of your sketches, and there are a lot of contenders

[@DarkMasterJo]

I find the funniest part of the segment is after saying that he looks over at that one particular guy and smiles and nods in such a way that made me rewind multiple times 1:10

[@ashleyjarvi9379]

48 hours after watching this, I’m laying on the floor next to my sons crib at 2am trying to help him fall back asleep. All of a sudden pizzapotamus coming through the door announcing “I’m chineeese!” Pops into my head, and I am holding my hand over my mouth trying not to laugh out loud😂

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

I'm Chinese just gets better over time. For some reason it feels so random when you first hear it, but later it feels so... right

[@hounoki]

“Announcing” just makes it funnier

[@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom]

Dude that sounds horrifying.

[@MacBaza]

Underrated comedy gold. Adult swim needs to hire you guys for short 2 mins skits late at night

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

NO, THESE GUYS DESERVE ALL RIGHTS AND PAYCHECKS TO THIS MATERIAL. LETS CROWD FUND THESE BOYS TO THE TOP

[@TheHippyProductions]

adult swim used to be about pushing creativity to its limits with proper adult entertainment, but now it's about caving to teenagers and cancel culture

[@zimtak6418]

They're way too good for AS!

[@xzester]

or maybe a full fledged tv series?

[@eatfrenchtoast]

​@@TheHippyProductionsbro are you still mad about Kevin Spacey not getting work ? So many Kevin Spacey fans on the Internet

[@JonnyBSweet]

I have never felt as much tension and fear in any horror movie like I did watching this sweaty boy give that presentation.

[@ExtraChunkyComedy]

When I'm at the bus-stop my job is to try and not make eye contact with anyone. I'm not made of pizza, I don't have a cool hat. But it's my job and I love it.

[@NathanGrosse]

The sense of comedic timing and the editing is awesome on this! I laughed harder than I have in a long time. Great work as always, boys!

[@zuyn_3110]

This is something I would show my friends saying it’s funny and as I show them while sweating and worrying that they hate me as they don’t laugh at any of this

[@angi216]

Until one of them whispers to the rest of the group that you're buying everyone dinner later, and they all stand up and applaud you

[@dudleyvasausage7879]

my friend tried to act like it wasnt funny. i was offended.

[@theironrubberduck]

That's pretty much me when I show anyone any of the WWG videos

[@ZuquapStudios]

This video changed my life. I am now going to pass my college. Thank you wizards with guns

[@ZuquapStudios]

HOLY HIPPORONI THIS VIDEO WAS AMAZING! Thank you all for the content you bring to this world

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

You ate a college?

[@yoda5436]

lasangna snake being 10 ft tall makes me imagine a cereal ad where the cartoonish mascot is a full ass kaiju destroying cities before gently handing 2 children a bowl of cereal and continuing his rampage

[@Mace907]

Can you visualize what 10 feet looks like? Or are these tiny ant cities?

[@yoda5436]

@@Mace907 "makes me imagine" does not mean "i'm thinking about exactly what was described"

[@anonnofaruque6769]

Starting a presentation with a metal intro is energy I want

[@WildWildWeston]

Love the lighting in this one boys! So creative but also captures the dark corporate office feel very nicely

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks for noticing!

[@yaboi9419]

The fact that the “click to add subtitle” had to be added manually for it to show up in presentation mode is hilarious to me

[@kilovwdude6457]

The way he nods at the vaguely Asian guy has me dying

[@SN-of5tu]

I think Mexico Mexico is actually american

[@billyJasonMichael]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen lol “I’m Chinese” *stares proudly at not the Chinese*

[@Rudinn_Ranger]

I absolutely love this, it is very relatable I have been in this exact situation so many times

[@classica1fungus]

Jesus

[@tbut155]

Turns out you were the CEO too?

[@Rudinn_Ranger]

@@tbut155 yes

[@HelloBombshell21]

@@classica1fungus Nope! Atheism 😅

[@WiiSportsTwo]

I feel like 1:29 is kinda underrated. Just the way he defiantly says "His Job", as though that answers literally anything

[@MammothInSpace]

who could forget that classic catchphrase!!

[@BurtSampson]

1:12, "this guy might be asian, he probably gets it." I lost it.

[@blootooth00]

No one is commenting on it but I think it's the funniest moment in the sketch 😂

[@SwoleBenji]

As an extrovert I always looked forward to going first, so afterwards I can just zoom out and not stress about being called on. :) Edit: The ending is beyond true for literally any corporation ever. Fake smiles and agreeing to even the dumbest ideas.

[@adamnewman5575]

Lasagna snake is genius

[@ghostlandered]

As an introvert I too follow the same strategy, but because I'm introverted I'm not good at volunteering first and end up going last anyway.

[@Merudiana-the-local-demoness]

I’m an extreme introvert with a lifelong speech…issue. Basically whenever I get filled with energy either from excitement, nervous, adrenaline, or big sad I start to stutter and can barely get words out. So what I like to do is that I always volunteer to be one of the first just to get it out of the way and so there will be less to compare my presentation to, and then I try to put on a big show. I try to be as energetic as possible, I try to make jokes, and generally I try to make it as entertaining as I possibly can. Many teachers have said that I give the best presentations out of everyone in all of their current classes. And the only reason why I do it is that I try to make my presentations a big show so hopefully people will ignore my stuttering and severe anxiety. Also, putting on an act always helps with reducing anxiety.

[@Mangeen]

As an introvert, same.

[@dabusiness01]

Another amazing presentation by the CEO. I've always been concerned about the lack of pizza at bus stops.

[@infinitelybanta]

This is all fantastic, but I really liked the “doing what?“, “his job” exchange, and moving swiftly past the answer.

[@legoman5160]

I remember lasagna snake, he was a hero to us all.

[@OLDmanBOB]

too bad about the incident 😞

[@thecynicalone7655]

The first time I watched this, youtube glitched and had no audio. Made it feel like a dissociative experience or a dream

[@lukeburns8834]

I want to think that the clip art image was found first, and the skit was written around it

[@fuzzyfriendlydoggy]

Not many channels can match this level of insanity, 10/10

[@Unr3aler]

I am drunk right now but 1:15 is just it, the it. That smile, gets me every time.

[@mitsudafanni7978]

Thanks a lot. I have to sit through dozens of meetings with PowerPoint presentations at work. Now, in every one of them, I hear "I'm Chinese!" in the back of my head and have to restrain myself from laughing all the time.

[@OmegaHeroLegacy]

All I can think about is the random suggestion in the video that Pizzapotamus could be a cereal mascot. I feel like I really need a follow-up video where the Mexico Brothers advertise for Pizzapotamus cereal.

[@thecheesemeister999]

Ok all ur vids are hilarious but for this one y’all went above and beyond! Most underrated skit channel by FAR

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

Most underrated💀 bruh your comment it’s like an hour if not minutes when it was uploaded. It’s not gonna get 1m likes as soon as it’s uploade. It’s really good though I do agree, however that’s not saying much as all of their content is great.

[@thecheesemeister999]

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe it wasn’t about getting likes or having everyone else see it. It was about letting wizards with guns know that I appreciate their content and to also generate more traffic to their video by leaving a comment. Plus idk bout u but legit almost every time they post a video it seriously blows me away how funny they are. I may have not said much but I rly did mean every word. Thank you for understanding fellow Gigachad 👍

[@timothyforrester5225]

All the kids love Pizzapotamus!

[@jrizos]

I watched this five times. So many layers to the Pizzapotomus, hope to see recurring character potential.

[@rodmullen64]

I hate to correct you here, but it's ackshually lasagna snake that has the layers. He is 10 ft tall after all

[@MelodyTCG]

I love how he even shows exactly where in china mike was born in

[@Tokyoghoul4life]

His famous catch fraze " I'm Chinese "😂😂

[@etholus1000]

His final words "Ah fuck.. the fuck was that?" 😔

[@crabdipp889]

There is no way you think that’s how that is spelled

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@crabdipp889 That’s how Chinese is spelled?

[@kewlhotrod]

@@WhatIsTheHeatBruh... They were obviously referring to the horrendous spelling of the word "phrase".

[@SethbotStar]

@@kewlhotrodwell how are you supposed to spell it?

[@Bearb0w]

I’m only 0:35 seconds into the video and I’m already loosing it 🤣🤣

[@leahrice5827]

This hurt me to watch in the best way possible. great work boys

[@GoshujinGlass]

Man, every time I think I can guess the twist I NEVER CAN. And then it just keeps going further.

[@justlonely7580]

As a long time pizzapotamus fan i love to see some aprecciation for him

[@kookythekooker]

Your acting so on point, very relatable from school days

[@MooMyLawn]

micheal embodies the nervous presenter so well, well done

[@PD-Pro-Go]

I love the motivational metal music to kick things off. Really gets the crowd in the mood to be impressed.

[@dewackypianist]

lol, I could relate this a bit. Mom use to own a bar before it got shutdown due to the pandemic and she has planned to hand it over to me so I can lead her employees. I could imagine myself trying to do a powerpoint presentation to them laying my plans, strategies and new things considering I tend to get sweaty and have a history of stage fright since childhood.

[@donutdude1934]

Your mom's bar went to the OR for a pandemictomy

[@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8]

You’ll do great! If you just manage to believe in yourself, then you’ll definitely perform at your greatest.

[@dravenocklost4253]

You can always work at Wal-Mart. They managed to stay open.

[@rodmullen64]

Hey start that bar back up carry the legend

[@cloroi71826]

I always love it when I see a wizards with guns upload in my notifications

[@karpros5561]

This might be your funniest one yet… And that’s saying a lot!

[@sample_sam9045]

very accurate, i hate being the ceo of a company trying to introduce my friend mike

[@dauntingbigs1888]

Lasagna Snake is marketing genius.

[@Antion9]

Damn, they don't deserve the man. He's a genius.

[@kaylasherrard3076]

I went back like 5x to catch all the PowerPoint details and it was so worth it. ‘Pizzapotamus and God’ lmfao

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We really appreciate it!

[@pigeon7777]

This was so funny, I don't remember the last time I laughed out loud

[@joelhaggis5054]

POV: You work for Elon Musk

[@HusseinThePkmn]

Bro this is not even funny ,this is just plain mean

[@Vaporwave_kdh]

@RayquazaThePkmm It’s pretty funny, but if you want to fight for a tech bro billionaire’s honor in the youtube comment section be my guest.

[@CingCrusader_]

All you’d half to do is title the presentation X and he’d buy it

[@sitfish1113]

LMAO

[@salvadorvillanueva3047]

​@HusseinThePkmn no it's pretty funny 🤣 and accurate.

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

That deep dish torso sold me

[@ryanmakesnoises]

Another banger, another banger from Wizards with Guns

[@Trethan3266]

You guys have a lot of good videos but I think this one was my favorite! The way he stared at the guy at the “I’m Chinese” line…. Holy shit this was the best video I’ve seen in a while

[@stabngab]

I haven't laughed this hard at a sketch in a long time, there is a special place in my heart for failed job interviews. The awkward nods to the bosses while the corny ass EPIC music plays had me dying 🤣

[@dabusiness01]

It was a nice touch to give the Chinese pizzapotamus a traditionally Chinese name like Mike.

[@cflamingo2486]

This has happened to me, made me anxious just watching.. The bus stop i appreciated. Loiked

[@TheSneezingBison]

Kid pizza talk to jump station, baby pin heads roll

[@minti1702]

It's awesome how you guys are able to convey the sensation of stage fright so clearly. I wouldn't be able to laugh if I hadn't overcome it. Thanks Mrs. Kepalski, even though you were an awful speech teacher, you did make me a better person.

[@hamster2u396]

This one was so good

[@andersonn]

This was amazing

[@leightonpetty4817]

I have been ridiculously sick the past week, the catchphrase reveal made me burst into such painful hacking laughter but I do not care that was too good

[@atruepanda1782]

This is true, but there’s nothing more relieving than seeing the first presentation and it being way worse than yours.

[@artemisfowl7191]

Going first means there are no expectations for how well you do

[@productions-yu7hl]

You guys are so good at creating atmosphere that I almost couldn't get through the video because of the secondhand embarrassment

[@BiodegradableYTP]

He tried his best and I'm proud of him.

[@willtreaty8843]

You guys are the funniest channel on KZbin ngl

[@CrunchyBumpkins]

I didn't think about it until my 10th watch through, but he essentially played a three minute song before he started his presentation. It gave me one more thing to cackle breathlessly at within this video. Hats off

[@jessestone117]

Oookay I'm sold. I love this pizzapotamus

[@irvy123]

I love all your guys' skits, but this one made me cry twice in a row, even after the rewatch. Just beautiful timing

[@theyearwas1473]

Everytime i watch this i love the edits you all do. the cut aways are always on point.

[@infinitelybanta]

I’ve already commented on this one before, but I really love it. It’s the perfect length and has a satisfying conclusion. Wish it had more views!

[@ColorsIn-jk6lv]

When it’s the ceo or any kind of boss you always clap and give praises no matter what company you work for.

[@snicksandstones]

The ending really caught me off guard

[@pricerowland]

So that's why they eventually decided on Chuck E. Cheese

[@Nothingseen]

This reminds me of one of my absolute favorite sketches. STOOBIG THIS TRUCK

[@mossgiant.]

This is one of my favorites. I love you guys

[@MrRomanrin]

HAHAHA the CEO being him PLOT TWIST! i love it

[@ems786]

This honestly gets me laugh crying everytime, it's funny while I feel the cringe of all my previous presentations

[@digitproto2029]

I can’t believe i watched the intro like 5 times, because it was so good

[@mikedangerdoes]

Why did I decide to rewatch this late and night while my family is trying to sleep? I knew it was going to make me bust a gut laughing, but I did it anyway.

[@22burnsie]

The funniest thing is that his slides lay out everything he was gonna say and he never uses them as he talks

[@failedcabbage]

i cant believe lasagna snake is 10 feet tall hooooly shit i nearly passed out from excitement and awe

[@TheCaliRhino]

The dry heave & I'm Chinese catchphrase with the knowing look at Frank were my 2 favorite parts! I give it 4 wheelchairs up!

[@nathanielreichert4638]

The one guy with the glasses looks just like young Stephen King. Wild.

[@jackcounts2073]

You guys should be so much bigger, KZbin algorithm plz

[@logan389]

You guys are so fucking funny I just need you to know that. This killed me. I love sketch comedy and you guys are on the do not destroy level of hilarity but some of your topics and concepts are just out there in a way that's amazing. Keep it up

[@eldurazno5761]

this is why i tend to volenteer to go first, im usually ready and it helps covor someone elses ass

[@broodovermind]

this is such a perfect depiction of how i feel talking to people, about anything, all the time

[@BNWOCHUD]

watching this at 3 am was an experience

[@Mfpluna]

secession studios lol. The place to go whenever you need epic build up music.

[@cortwadlaserfoot2368]

Well, as they say, "I'm Chinese"

[@Vickyvee97]

Now I want to know what pizza tastes like from a thermos!

[@dylf14]

Relatable. Very relatable.

[@tylerrood9358]

Pizzapotamus's are so cool mannnnn especially bob