This guy's STILL selling cursed magic items (and getting away with it).

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other cursed items reside in Horno’s Hole?

[@The-Unknown-Fool]

The blade of courage: its a wooden sword that looks like a real sword and when wielded it gives you're opponents courage (it also gives you food poisoning some how)

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

The sword of up

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

If anyone gets that reference I’ll be very surprised

[@amani576]

The Wand of Algorithmius: No one knows how it works and everyone hates you if you're holding it. If you figure out how it works the next time you pick it up it doesn't work that way again.

[@TTRPGSarvis]

Everlasting Torch: This torch will never burn out, because it is completely and utterly fireproof. It will not light.

[@BeholdTheLeviathan]

"Decapistrate" and "Power Word: Peel" are metal as hell, gotta make those spells in my game.

[@Merlincat007]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@picklejho69]

Does "Decapistrate" just tear off the top of your head and throw it out of the nearest window?

[@2percentright]

Power word: peel is such an op spell. The only question is, does it peel the target out of their armor and clothes or peel all their skin off, bypassing their garments?

[@derekjohnson424]

If I knew Power Word: Peel, I would eat way more oranges than I do now.

[@mezmerizer0266]

Garber's ball of 30 spiders.

[@suimeingwong2043]

Proper use of Chekov's gun. It was seen and it was used. 10/10 would watch again.

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that

[@humonchronos9048]

I was so sure it was goint to shoot him, the way he propped it up. Especially after the zoom when he shook the table.

[@ladonmccabe]

​@@humonchronos9048 that's what made the joke perfect. Subversion at its finest. Chef's kiss.

[@chippler5822]

I love the bit cause the boomerang of suspense was a similar item

[@CamTheWarlock]

@@humonchronos9048honestly, I thought the same at first, then I thought they WEREN’T going shoot it as a twist, then they defied both those thoughts and surprised me still. Bravo Wizards for your clever writing, I’m not sure how many wizards you had to kill to get this power, but it was worth it.

[@tridentgreen3346]

Checkov's gun, I need that. Great for establishing tension everywhere. The bank. The garage. The wagon. The bedroom. Anywhere!

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Yes!

[@dawg13200]

Kept waiting for him to say "we'll get back to that" 😂

[@ryanmccampbell7]

Lol I thought he was just going to leave it unmentioned for the rest of the video just to mess with us

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

But it does quadruple damage with Patsy's magic bullet.

[@tinaperez7393]

Especially the bedroom. Keeps things spicy. When you tire of the regular affection! 😂

[@vincevvn]

I’d totally buy that eye of impermanence if it hadn’t just disappeared like that. Shame.

[@shugularity]

Wait, what eye?

[@The-Unknown-Fool]

1. I thought that eyepatch was cursed with something horrible but no just a cyclopes sleep mask 2. Half expected for Chekhov's gun to never be used

[@yodaman8015]

yessss

[@yodaman8015]

me too

[@Nae_ex]

I thought Chekhov's gun was going to shoot itself

[@emchovy]

can I lay my own witch's egg? kinda on a budget recently

[@enatsu_shiroi]

It almost brings a tear to my eye that there exist wizards who do not have a witch charmed into their service to lay all the eggs they'll ever need and eat all the newts you don't need. Do you even transmute?

[@goggles8691]

​@@enatsu_shiroithose wizards are just lazy

[@sillypinkmoth]

@@enatsu_shiroi im just going to back away slowly

[@ryanmccampbell7]

Sure, first you'll need to: 1) Eat the meat of a virgin hen baptized in holy water and sacrificed to a false god 2) Summon and sleep with an incubus. Careful as they can get a bit overattached, though that can be taken advantage of if you want multiple eggs. 3) Do the chicken dance under a blood moon And within 4-8 days you should be able to lay an egg.

[@Spellweaver5]

I think it's you who has to know if you can or can not lay an egg...

[@leothi2]

I thought the Boomerang of Unexpected Return would be back in this episode, and it wasn't. Another proof of the quality of the product.

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

It’ll be back someday, it may not be this day or the next, heck it may not even be a year from now but it’ll be back.

[@kurowkarasu]

I'd love it if it returned in a completely unrelated video to this series.

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

@@kurowkarasu omg this idea is perfect!😂

[@lugertelevisioncompany]

@@kurowkarasuit would be unexpected

[@StrawberryJamMan]

Ive given up at this point tbh

[@dombo813]

I love the idea that mimes actually don't normally mime invisible walls, they normally try to mind their own business, but people keep trapping them in boxes.

[@halfling49]

Really useful, ought to finally stop those terrifying mimes in their tracks

[@superlovermanslave8412]

They mime their own business.

[@thewafflesopp8868]

I don’t know why but “the map that leads to the rest of the map” was the hardest I’ve laughed all day

[@Velkhana22]

I'm almost embarrassed of how much that simple joke made me laugh

[@asagoldsmith3328]

What does the completed map lead to

[@Zandrake]

@@asagoldsmith3328your mother’s abode

[@ehhorve857]

@@asagoldsmith3328y'know those signs that say "you are here"? the map leads to itself.

[@nastiestNate]

That was pretty good. Brevity is the soul of wit afterall

[@thesafetycalzone4920]

I love how the cork stayed in the bottle even after it got blasted

[@studentdrake]

What was the joke? It's the only 1 I didn't get.

[@Hillybonus8]

@@studentdrakesomeone put a quark in a lidless bottle. Thats the joke

[@Underestimated37]

No, the bottle can’t spill therefore it can’t be emptied, so the cork can’t come out. Add that to Chekhov’s gun (if a writer features a gun in a story, there must be a reason for it, such as it being fired some time later in the plot) and it’s perfect

[@madbrosheo1514]

Everyone’s talking about the eye, or the gun, but “the map that leads to the rest of this map” had me slapping my knee pretty hard, I tell you what.

[@BlackReaper0]

Power word Peel sounds scarier than power word kill.

[@CallMeTaste]

Lets hope that spell never misses...

[@Wrongtriangle65]

I lost it at "it will flay your legs AND eat your shoes" in that order

[@chs9999]

It's gone It's gone

[@blurgle9185]

in Horno's hole

[@SpookyStu]

I impulse shopped here at 2 in the morning, and now I'm cursed. 10/10.

[@blakethesnake6686]

i got a spiritually transmitted disease from one of the marital aids they sell 😢

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

Yeah, but the curse is that your insides smell like vanilla, so....

[@leoff7]

"Chekhov's gun: Casts four shadows" was pure genius

[@TheCat_3]

Is this a reference?

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@@TheCat_3not sure about the shadows, but chekovs gun is a literary rule where if a gun is in the background of a scene it should be used

[@joydivider805]

@@TheCat_3 Foreshadows

[@TheCat_3]

@@joydivider805 oh that's actually amazing

[@asagoldsmith3328]

​@@joydivider805 i feel stupid

[@jsekula3]

God I live for Horno’s Hole

[@Patrick-zj4qz]

Phrasing, my guy. Phrasing. 😂

[@DollyBoy_1923]

@@JThera good question.

[@Kekatronic]

Musta been your secret in that urn

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I know, it’s so great being in that hole

[@captainfach]

I'd live IN horno's hole!

[@humonchronos9048]

My man is SLAYING with that eyeliner

[@peydays173]

Someone tell Horno he is loved and accepted for who he is.

[@AppImage]

I think I'm gonna add this series as a canon thing in my DnD games and allow players to buy these objects

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

This idea is gonna end so horribly I just know it😂 Let me know when there’s an update on the campaign

[@saltyboo]

After watching all of Horno's segments, I'm realizing that gnome skin is the most versatile material in the world.

[@brugbo613]

That's why gnomes have been hunted almost to extinction.

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

You're thinking of giant foreskin. They've been passing it off as gnome, goblin and orc skin for YEARS now.

[@astk5214]

Coming back to the roots huh? A lot of wizardry and a bit of gun

[@Novgord98]

I d like to see the origin story of why the assistant is lobotomised

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

He's actually part of a cursed item that isn't for sale.

[@akl2k7]

He stared at the eye of object impermanence for way too long.

[@ashfox7498]

He used to be Horno's loan provider but when he couldn't make a payment he instead offered him Gornak the Orc Quack's Draft of Willful Intelligence

[@GhostGlitch.]

he's not. he's actually just horribly depressed.

[@claytalian9091]

I was almost sure the Chekhov's gun was gonna be a red herring.

[@tinkerermelon6599]

"This.. is a Red Herring. First attunad by the great wizard Marlin, this aquatic-shaped artifact causes its user to speak in fish puns. Honestly, it's kinda carp."

[@TheChocolateChakra]

Next, we have the loosely-related Paper Crown of the Nigerian Prince - bestowing the wearer with phising posts pertaining to red inheritance. No, it's not from Burger King - he really is a prince! The price is only 10,000 gold, and you'll receive 6,000,000 gold in return at some point in the future! Merge your blues, with red inheritance, for some charismatic purple rain - and add this lovely piece to your collection, today!

[@arishasmile1905]

That would have been cool! If in the end scene instead of using the gun to shoot the bottle, just without any mention the gun was replaced on screen with a prop red herring.

[@donperegrine922]

I hope they read our comments down here. They could make a new one of these every week! They need to do "Red Herring" where he tells you to " keep your eye on this one, folks!"

[@Jmatts21]

That damn Round Council, I haven't been able to find my xylophone ever since the Great Thaumaclysm!

[@lola_ebola]

i NEED a band of goofy goblin slaves to follow me on my quests and play jolly tunes

[@nathanielbeven9052]

and i would fillet my own 2 legs just to watch someone eat my shoes.

[@PoppyGaming43]

god it's actual torture. i can't believe GGG added this at all

[@tinaperez7393]

Don't we all. Don't we all.

[@Rustedinmyshackleferd]

I wish there was more of these i enjoy watching horno’s hole its fun to listen to the items and see what they do

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

there will be more

[@Rustedinmyshackleferd]

@@Wizards_with_Guns ooooh thank the gods of rag gonk worm eater

[@Rustedinmyshackleferd]

@@Wizards_with_Guns love your videos by the way been watching for 5yrs

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

If the boomerang of suspense doesn't hit him in the next one, I will be refunding my purchase IMMEDIATELY

[@FrankJames]

"Find Xylophone" gets me every time 💀

[@manofcorn5930]

YES this is my favorite reoccurring youtube sketch XD

[@TheDruidsDen]

Probably should've used Power Word: Peel on that cork.

[@_Sparky144]

I hope nothing bad happens in this episode...

[@_Sparky144]

Especially concerning the gun...

[@JustAGoatt]

Something bad happened=(

[@no_special_person]

i wonder what's gonna happen with that gun

[@Nae_ex]

Nothing actually

[@Biospark286]

If this channel was nothing but Horno's Hole I would still be super happy.

[@no_special_person]

Thanks for beringing much laughter into our lives again, u guys the goat. "im gay" really friggin got me

[@Purriah]

I lost it when he placed Chekov’s gun on the display

[@KidVolcano]

0:30 seconds in, and I'm starting to suspect that we'll see that gun fired at some point...

[@Pillboxing]

So this is actually the jar of lies and it makes up stuff out of thin air

[@MaximilianStover]

teachers calling an abacus an abracadabracus is a genius way to get kids to learn math 🤣

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

How? Kids don't learn math by using abacuses

[@Ardorstorm]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme Abracadabraci*

[@Sevrgpro]

I’m so glad this has become a reoccurring series on the channel. It’s such an interesting idea and there’s so much to explore with.

[@spacecorgi3074]

4:23 I thought the lid would come flying off, and his elbow would hit the gun, causing it to fire

[@nightchicken3517]

Object of impermanence got me over and over again. Then, the urn of secrets

[@BlairCarlyle]

That Chekhov’s gun bit was a next level set up and punchline

[@owenthompson4071]

I was half expecting it to be ignored for the subversion but the punchline works as wwll

[@yaske2703]

I need to get my hands on that stupid bag, I'm willing to pay for it with three witch eyes and a unicorn hair

[@toilettoielttoeitle]

oh golly gee i hope theres a magic plunger in this episode

[@sleepyjoe730]

When his voice got so soft saying "power word peel" I died

[@bladdyboi2962]

I cannot stress just how much I love this series, please keep making it

[@QuincyKane]

This might be my favorite segment from you guys; I could watch a whole hour special of this! If you end up making few more, you should release a compilation at the end of the year or something!

[@Ducc]

Hornos hole changed my life

[@Ambi1618]

Me: "I cast power word: Peel." My DM: "No you do not."

[@LetsPlayKroni]

This is the kryptonite to my hoarding personalities. I might at some point in some universe need these items.

[@MartinToms]

Power word: Peel sounds horrifying, ngl

[@-ism8153]

I expected object impermanence to make him forget that Chekhov’s gun was loaded.

[@Seven-Seas-of-Baba-O-Riley]

The whole video I couldn't stop thinking about showing this to my brother, Aiden, so that post credit scene was perfect 😂

[@angelnecrosis]

This series feels timeless, you could tell me this came out in 2013 and I'd believe you. Also the Chekhov's gun joke was well executed.

[@CarmeloPiccione]

2:46: I'm ashamed to say it took make 2 replays to finally get the object impermanence gag. Nicely done, fellas.

[@ravenmillieweikel3847]

Horn of the wild knight is carved from the WHAT?! That's gross, man! Nasty!

[@n1c0n1c0]

My favourite Show. Would watch 10 hours of this

[@JonathanShariat]

"Book of Baby Names from the 9 Hells" I laughed way too hard at that. LMAO

[@carolineyuen3247]

The deadpan on "wild knight" was perfection ❤

[@Dan11495]

Power Word: Peel (9th level spell) Requires root vegetable spell component -- You whisper a powerful word of old magic at a target of your choice. If the target is at 150 hit points or less, you hand them an oversized potato and force the creature to peel the vegetable using its entire turn each round. If the target fails to peel the potato by end of combat, they turn into a delicious stew permanently. The spell has no effect if the target is above 150 hit points.

[@jaredOsterlund]

This is by far one of my favorite series you guys make always kills me.

[@tmtigd]

Yesterday I was just wishing I could see more of Horno's Hole, what serendipity

[@a_d_a_m]

absolute best (and only?) chekov’s gun comedy i’ve ever seen. so good

[@lunahix4815]

The Eye looks fucking cool.

[@mossbergr]

what eye?

[@supercompooper]

What are you talking about I have no idea

[@ArcYT]

it's gone. it's just gone.

[@lunahix4815]

​@@mossbergr 2:58

[@lunahix4815]

​@@supercompooper 2:58

[@DocFleg]

God, these are so good! The writing in this one was amazing.

[@FriedNoodlee]

Been binge watching all of your guys' videos over and over again. Some of the best stuff I've had the pleasure of laughing at. Always excited to see what your new skits hold for us. Keep it up!

[@ProxyXIV]

Introducing Chekov's gun in the first minute... great, now I'm tensed up for the rest of the video.

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

Finally, we saw a wizard with a gun.

[@derpleyew]

Horno is in my top 5 holes on the internet

[@no_special_person]

the chekovs gun bit has me giggling before even before the payoff, like im just at the mime part but i cant get my mind off if ur gonna just do nothing with the gun just for the sake of double subversion

[@lautarotoloza7583]

I love how every video of Horno has at least one item that emanates the same vibe and function of a ticking time bomb of 1 to 5 minutes

[@astrobappo9133]

The items can't be beat BUT I WILL BEAT TO THE ITEMS

[@theyeastwiththeleast4718]

I would watch 24 straight hours of hornos magic item hole

[@bruninjesus4496]

I want more of this shit, please!!!!

[@eeeeeeeee3215]

I’ve been waiting for more Horno!

[@No_Fun_Allowed]

Ah Yes, Find xylophone, the most forbidden of the forbidden spells

[@PhilieBlunt666]

I thought he said flying xylophone at first and i was like that terrifying imagine the sounds of dropping them on people 😂

[@eliannafreely5725]

As it should be. Who the hell WANTS to find a xylophone?

[@davesnowdon3869]

I’d rather have a palindrome

[@dumsquirrel]

Gotta love the continued use of the gnome skin gag.

[@chungles420]

by gadalfs grey pube, my essential oils have made me grow another hand on my hand

[@ritsbits808]

The Abracadabrus - made by Sodometrius... small portals, beads smell funny. 10/10 genius, this is why I pause all your videos to read everything.

[@z0mba1]

I was convinced the gun wouldn't be used until a subsequent video lmao

[@thanaa]

this is such a great series, you guys will forever be able to flex your creativity and can always incorporate bigger and weirder skits and bits into it. hope you guys keep this up and it pays off cause its gold

[@haydenmammen6079]

Please just make an entire playlist of these videos.

[@zerodark3505]

What a treat to see a new installment of Horno’s Magic Item Hole!

[@AwdryFan1997]

Probably my favorite series you guys have. Great job! Keep it up!

[@ultimatedude121]

I'm just beginning the video and Chekhov's gun was just brought out. Boy I sure do hope nothing comes from this.

[@barghest94]

3:15 You really channeled Michael to deliver those lines.

[@geneericname7138]

These are always so clever. They’re easily my favorite of the skits Wizards With Guns do.

[@paulbirkner2104]

Horno's Hole is tight, please give us more

[@TrueCicero]

I need that Ring of Mime Control 😂

[@fotisavgerinos7863]

I already know this is gonna be an absolute banger of a video

[@NovaBlueNova]

IDK if I'd say he's getting away with it...mans absolutely cursed beyond belief

[@sinny5404]

Next episode: This guy's STILL selling cursed items (Gone wrong!)

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Your best series by far, I hope you make enough to be a full 1 hour block to play on tv

[@townbug]

this bit is spectacular

[@abaldrabbit]

0:39 the smartest joke I’ve heard you guys drop😆

[@robster_skip4987]

I love this!! It's definitely my favourite ongoing series from y'all

[@codysurfer8232]

sad to see Horno is closeted. hope he finds a nice man one day

[@soxpeewee]

Don't believe the jar of lies

[@Srcsqwrn]

We live for happy Hornos in this household!

[@erueka6]

The jar is right though shame should stay hidden.

[@chippler5822]

HORNNOOOOO

[@killerbluejay9917]

Ive been wait for hornos hole for a while and its as beautiful as ever