WKUK Crack

The Whitest Kids U Know

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

Both of their clock chains are set to 4:20 lol

[@Ki-yg1ds]

how could you see that there are like 3 pixels

[@bowlcutnationalist5865]

@@Ki-yg1ds In every sketch that has a clock the closk is set to 420, it is a long running thing for them and they mention it in the commentary

[@gamerlightningnr1224]

eagle eye

[@zacrusk5274]

Idk what time it is there, but here it’s 4:20!!! Oh ueahhhh puff puff

[@TheSubzeto]

based

[@mmm-uv9bn]

The fact that it’s actually slightly historically accurate makes this so much funnier.

[@JustenHarper]

What do you mean slightly? The US has been dealing drugs to finance dark wars for a loooong time. Wkuk and Trevor were spot on

[@chadd990]

that was the point. WKUK had their height right before the internet really kicked off to what it is today. Many of their sketches involve "woke" ideas. I hope you get the chance to check them all out. RIP Trevor

[@Ethan-uf4wq]

and sad

[@marktuggle5609]

I think that the fact that this is accurate makes it cringey as hell to watch.

[@charlesvan13]

Except it's absurd and makes no sense. Nobody just gives a bunch of coke away to someone to sell it. The dealers are burned out looking scary guys with no teeth.

[@gabethebabe3337]

You know what? He’s right. Some crack really would hit the spot right now.

[@elykspuz6596]

Peak for 2 mins off of one rock? I'll stick to doing coke lines off some phat chicks ass.

[@ludowic8187]

*ANd IM ReAllY NoT APart Of THe CiA*

[@calebp.7251]

69 likes

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

@@elykspuz6596 Depends on the size of the rock and your smoking technique. Freebase > snow, the more you know

[@angry_zergling]

It would, wouldn't it? How come nobody ever offers ME free crack?

[@johndavey2340]

“But not like the CIA or anything” that’s one of the funniest lines ever written

[@titocruz9789]

Are you sure?

[@jh8307]

Not like that was the whole theme of the video or anything lol

[@johndavey2340]

@@jh8307 thanks

[@AlphosnoMango]

Not even the funniest line in the bit..

[@MoonBillboardRileyReidMemes]

Oof

[@afiwubh4go9aiosugb]

this video was made with a blue screen so the actors wouldn't get hurt

[@CaptainPancakes]

Damn it, you beat me to it...8 years ago.

[@firstbloodpro97andersen33]

Nicholas Julian damn he was before me too

[@killerbunnym]

Isn't technology wonderful?

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Well damn it now they should have. It would have been absolutely hilarious if at the end something came up and was like none of the actors were hurt during the films. Special green screens were used to keep all actors safe.

[@Sneaker3719]

For anyone confused by this comment, it's a reference to this WKUK sketch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3zam2abm7GrmMU

[@sparrowhawk81]

And that man....became DMX

[@rexmedina4561]

I was actually wondering if someone was gunna drop a dmx reference in there lol. He started using when he was like 12. Pretty sad background.

[@Soloman_Gumball]

Except DMX is from New York...

[@chrisscheve6425]

More like bobby brown

[@thepimp8485]

Yoo pray for mans DMX

[@gabepacheco5073]

Damn bro this aged like milk or fine wine

[@jasonlitherland4270]

Nothing like watching some of the funniest comedy ever made in 240p

[@TheElectricMayhem]

Just enough “p”s to make it worth watching

[@MapexMiata]

Worst part is, this probably isn't too far off from how the CIA actually distributed it back then

[@christiancampbell3430]

Yeah it's pretty far. Really far. Not even remotely close.

[@OscarThompson10]

Christian Campbell We can all agree that shit happened tho

[@christiancampbell3430]

@@OscarThompson10 No. Certainly did not.

[@TheSP33DFREAK]

Crack is incredibly easy to make, it's litteraly cocaine and baking soda. Anybody with a basic knowledge of chemistry could figure out how to make create crack. It's not at all unlikely that some clandestine chemist discovered how to make it, and started the ball rolling. People had been smoking freebase cocaine for years before crack, and baking soda is a base so it only makes sense. You wouldn't need a government agency to "invent" crack. I'm not saying the CIA has never done really shady shit, but the idea that they just "created" crack and sold it into black neighborhoods is fucking ludacris.

[@MapexMiata]

@@TheSP33DFREAK Exactly. Creating and distributing are two different things and the theories out there are that it was distributed not created by. Naturally none of us here in a WKYUK comment section actually would know, but hot damn I would not be surprised!

[@EliTheMac]

I didn’t know wkuk made mini-documentaries. RIP Trevor Moore, king taken way too early

[@whitest__dad]

The fact that this really happened is what's most mind boggling

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Socko would have told you about it if bo hadn’t taken him off his hand

[@lloydgush]

Not really, the CIA sold drugs, not give crack. Crack was introduced in prisons by doctors to curb aid due to injectable cocaine use. They literally researched how to make cheap cocaine that wasn't injectable and hit just as hard. The CIA also poisoned people with drugs, like LSD, but that's not giving.

[@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916]

@@MikeJProto "trying to catch in the act" You have no idea what even happened, do you? The CIA was running drugs for the contras and selling weapons to Iran.... They weren't "the good guys" at any point in history. Fuck they even tried to get JFK to bomb American cities for a false flag to invade Cuba. JFK STOPPED IT 1 YEAR BEFORE HE GOT HIS FUCKING HEAD BLOWN OFF.

[@leocastro2732]

same with their reagan sketch

[@pleasepie1928]

@@MikeJProto No no, they aren't trying to catch anybody in this sketch. This is the CIA introducing crack to low income neighborhoods.

[@mirroredelegance8667]

I love how he just repeated "rap" at the beginning instead of actually rapping XD

[@Captiiva]

When they said CIA, I thought man are they really pretending CIA would actually be fighting crime? ....and then they nailed it with the CIA being the crack distributor. "Oh For you?!? We have 2 vans full of it for free". Lol

[@autismobinch135]

CIA don’t fight crime. That’s the fbi’s field.

[@kellenrist3973]

I feel really bad for that guy. He had hopes and dreams, a family, a plan for life. He was a really nice guy, too. Concerned for the wellbeing of potential new neighbors, considerate of how his actions and decisions affected those close to him. Damn it CIA, why did you have to screw his life up?

[@joexer1]

What are you talking about? He got two vans full of crack for FREE!

[@DefThrone]

You know this is a skit right?

[@mayhemx9]

All that crack for no intel lol

[@Fresh_Biscuits]

Jack lol how is it like a ponzi scheme? With your statement you might as well say all businesses are ponzi schemes.

[@xaladolokiyo]

Kellen Rist but they weren't from the CIA. plus they helped him study and earn some money with that free crack.

[@TheSP33DFREAK]

Trevor's face when he's saying whaaaat never fails to crack me up. He has a very good way of being funny with just his facial expressions.

[@MrDudeman529]

Rest in peace, Trevor! You were a legend and will live in our hearts forever

[@nordfreiheit]

This actually happened

[@Zer0san]

It’s a joke and it’s hilarious, but if it ain’t the goddamn truth. Shit hurts.

[@skfromda9156]

Lol it's true

[@vdown_fall8582]

its a documented fact lol

[@prescottwhynot]

😢🙏

[@ZiggyMandarr]

There's a reason Kitty Trevor had a fall.

[@GreenHandMovies]

I remember seeing this as a kid and this was one of the sketches that made 0 sense to me. Now that im older and know about politics this one is probably one of the best.

[@raisinmydog]

Different City. D.C. D.ifferent. C.ity.

[@thesinaclwon]

Well look at you inspector gadget

[@red_response]

Nice One, Speak and Spell

[@andyp29]

They should talk with the mayor of DC. "Bitch set me up!"

[@andyp29]

Or maybe that fat white mayor in Toronto.

[@imKazahkstan]

And remember! It's called Crack!

[@RobGradyVO]

C R A C K Cuuuhhrack!

[@xx_harold_xx7394]

Fed boyz when they go on 4 chan

[@BeckettOC]

The more of these sketches I rewatch, the more convinced I am that the government killed Trevor to silence him for the secrets he knew. Rest in peace, we will all miss you. Also we got the message. Sic semper tyrannis

[@planckismus]

How did he die?

[@Twiggy10]

Dude we all know this shit, it’s not a secret, the contra stoped democratic communist revolutions and replaced it with fascist dictatorships, the CIA killed jfk, the FBI killed Martin Luther king jr, and the Contra smuggled crack into the country so the CIA could distribute it to black neighborhoods

[@christiangamingchannel6284]

the secrets he knew have been published in full by the federal government and the CIA itself

[@rockstar-technology]

@@planckismus from falling off his balcony late at night, which happens to be legitimately a way someone could be assassinated

[@jamessmith-qc4dl]

Rest well.. RIP Trevor

[@RobGradyVO]

"YEAH! It can help you pay for all your books and stuff!"

[@flyinyoku3543]

I love how secretly based this show is sometimes

[@dustywaxhead]

I think trevor's clock says 4:20

[@hoseasanchez4569]

the quality says 240

[@Gurtington]

Both of their clocks do lmfao

[@k1ng5urfer]

Every clock in the entire show actually showed 4:20. Legends

[@xanksauri89]

The guy is so pure and innocent, I love him so much.

[@borkingborker5567]

This isn't a comedy sketch. It's a documentary.

[@kleptopolarbear1609]

Jesus christ this show was ahead of its time. The idea the govt started the crack epidemic was not mainstream and neither was the idea they killed MLK (much less civil rights leaders.) It was also funny which was kinda the most important part lol

[@sky_pirate]

Yeah, but MLK Jr. is also rightfully seen closer to Malcolm X at this point.

[@-Mushroom_Kid-]

Who else is here because of the recent CIA ad

[@eliasn0671]

From Vaush? ofc

[@Skyla286]

Yee vaush gang

[@memberofchat2825]

Trevor moore's death actually made me really sad his shiw really helped me get through a really rough year Rip trevor moore

[@sky_pirate]

He can still help you. He still helps all of us. And not just because he's now summoned via ouja board owned by desperate fans.

[@boogalootunes5767]

I just realized, Trevor is great at making the vertical mouth open face.

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

I love Trevor and Sam's outfits, haha! It's so 90's! It's awesome! :D 0:54, Trevor's delivery here. Love it!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Trevor went to school, grew up near NCR-NOVA, Charlottesville VA. Thus a "Redskins" NFL 🧢 aka Commanders.

[@spencerevenhouse7669]

hey! just doing what we can!

[@mmee123456789]

Wait until you learn this one isnt a skit.

[@LarryPokeTrainer]

one of their best sketches because of how essentially truthful it is, which also makes it so sad to watch

[@foolio5794]

All good in the hood I replied, but deep down I knew there were socioeconomic problems in the hood.

[@Samsonsamurai]

On point

[@WildlandsGG]

One of many skits that put Trevor on their list.

[@CaptainPancakes]

Pretty much. Now you understand America.

[@moonboogien8908]

Yeah, so relatable

[@K4g4m1]

It's funny but in a really sad way. Really knocked this one out of the park.

[@chadd990]

ok, this was one of my favorite sketches, but I don't remember this being filmed on packing tape.

[@Addidipage216]

Little known fact: This video was actually cover for a real drug deal.

[@iepic32g]

I can't believe the CIA killed Trevor for this skit.

[@StainsStainsStains]

I like the idea that they were sitting in a van full of crack all day, trying to figure out a hip way to introduce it to the inner city only for the guy to throw them a total curveball about not wanting to get high lol

[@jthegreatfull7643]

That could pay for like a quarter of a book these days.. maybe the cover

[@IllusionistsBane]

I remember the FBI doing a similar thing.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Cia

[@theULTIMATETetris]

The black guy can act. And I feel as if I've seen him on another show.

[@haraldisdead]

RIP King

[@ComedyJakob]

God bless you, Trevor and friends.

[@pucktoad]

You wouldn't know my gang they go to another school

[@acubansandwich8960]

Vaush def did not send me here

[@jamesgrose510]

Not only has this skit aged well, this skit just had a resurrection

[@shrub8644]

Vowsh sent me here

[@Post-Ioooo]

Vawsh fans rise up

[@santiagomarin1882]

That makes you a literal western chauvinist white supremacist neoliberal transphobe

[@thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882]

Same

[@blankblank2370]

Hell yeah

[@blankblank2370]

@@santiagomarin1882 That's based.

[@Dogman36]

circa 1984..... right before the whole drug thing hit the fan...

[@MrPureMayhem]

The acting in this sketch is so spot on lol they nailed these characters

[@grooks10]

That nearly made me cry :'( But it was still kinda funny.

[@honkykong7389]

Legend.

[@CaptainPancakes]

$100/oz isn't far off. Using a website that lists average drug prices for each state, an ounce of crack in Maryland averages 800-1000 an ounce. Adjusting for inflation, that'd be roughly $300-400 an ounce in 1984. So $100 is not TOO implausible a price. Maybe it was super cheap when it first took off and then the price rose as demand skyrocketed.

[@anathematic5083]

pretty impressive that they found 3 different angles of surveillance footage of the CIA meeting with Ricky Ross; you can tell it's real too because of the resolution!

[@melanynadine972]

I love this sketch 😂😂😂😂 moreover it seems some americans are quite aware of the business between the CIA and druglords 😮

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Don't forget the CONTRAs 🇳🇮

[@melanynadine972]

@@DavidLLambertmobile I actually thought this was a sketch portraying Blandon and Meneses minions xD

[@MasterShakeUwU]

0:15 me and the boys walking to school

[@JMetalGuitarist]

What nice guys who totally weren’t the c.i.a. tryin’ to keep a brotha down.

[@MSG685]

How would giving him a beeper help him get more? I have seen this sketch 100 times and never noticed that.

[@skateloser4088]

Wait a minute, you're right, what the fuck

[@goddamnkids75]

They page him, he calls them, he gets his shipment of crack sent. You know, clandestine shit.

[@WTFlulz1233]

It’s a pager?

[@suXses]

Never heard of Pagers? Man you people are tr0glodytes in the 21st century.

[@Scyber_Official]

CIA: Crack In America

[@asapling]

This cracks me up

[@RyandBurtson]

Sometimes you’ll hear about times people were screwed by the system and how those events “radicalized” them, but I would say the same thing happened to me from watching this show as a kid. Yeah there’s a lot of dumb jokes that don’t have a deeper meaning, but then there’s skits like this that just parody real historical accounts of systemic racism, the song “Aren’t You Lucky”that broke me free of my U.S.-centric worldview, and the skit about the pledge of allegiance that made me feel like I was a North Korean kid every morning I was in school. Thank you Whitest Kids U’Know for hitting me with some realism at such a formative time of my life, and for being able to have a laugh about things that are normally kind of horrific. I appreciate this show to no end.

[@rakkatytam]

This sounds like a pyramid scheme

[@Mcfunface]

RIP Trevor 😢 he spoke the truth

[@MrBlackatheist]

Vaush bad

[@natedigger5678]

I looked up Vaush because of this comment and now I think I have AIDS

[@eagleone5456]

Yeaahhhh, its just a new way to help you get into school this fall

[@djthedj86]

“This can actually help me get into school??”

[@galedribble9535]

I feel myself going down a WKUK rabbit hole today...call my supervisor

[@mmr0221]

This is why CIA whacked Trevor

[@mmr0221]

RIP Trevor

[@vdown_fall8582]

can’t believe they killed him over this. RIP

[@kiranero9273]

Who killed who?

[@Tootbook]

I feel like trevor would have appreciated this joke

[@forestunger8649]

The 240p is just the icing on the cake

[@nitaigur6990]

I can’t believe Trevor risked himself by filming with this closely to an African American

[@2GGTPP]

This is a documentary

[@patchesohulahan822]

they green screened the black so well. Its like hes really there

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

... aaand this could be why Trevor died prematurely.

[@MAGNUMNINJA]

By the way....there isn’t any up and coming Martin Luther King, Jr. types we should know about is there?

[@swagcandy2576]

Is that in reference to anything or anyone from that time?

[@dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm]

@@swagcandy2576 how cia killed leaders of civil righs movemen (and mos likely mlk)

[@johnsmith4204]

I think watching wkuk as a 12 year old fucked me up

[@joecasey581]

Haters say its fake.

[@grumsproduktion4083]

I canät stop laughing at the beginning when Trevor and Sam just points the guy out.

[@jacobengbert8914]

Vowsh

[@BIKarus]

I love the idea that there is not a single black person in the CIA, or even anyone that knows someone who is black

[@StandWatie1862]

A young Freeway Rick Ross.

[@natlogan79]

How am I just now only seeing these videos?

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

How crack was introduced in the hood XD

[@dontparticipate240]

Overall pretty true but less convoluted than real life.

[@ABQSkywatcher]

The BEST Whitest Kids sketch 😂

[@Snadaaahhh]

100 dollar an oz damn

[@bae_ofpigz]

[actual footage]

[@sKiGhBoMb]

this actually happend. thats supposed to be freeway ricky ross

[@MackNJacishopper]

Zootopia anyone? Zootopia is this skit in a 90 minute children's film.

[@MrFallout2]

Dude for 100 an ounce, I would start selling crack tomorrow. That is insane pricing lol

[@TRICROTIC1]

Upvote if your intersectional.

[@Hosanki]

Bro, have an e-cookie XD

[@TrippyGSR]

If they made this today people would throw a fit and it would be headline news.

[@jaybee27D]

Why on earth would anyone be mad about this today? This skit is as progressive as it gets.

[@majik5194]

Yo you know this is actually a satire? As in, it's bastardising the CIA in this skit bc CIA actually did this shit.

[@thomasbravado]

Back then, an ounce of cocaine would cost about $700 at the best price, so $100 for an ounce of crack is absurd. Just saying.