WKUK I Teached A Whale

Whitest Kids U' Know
Season 2
Episode 5
Clip 3

[@23Belligerent]

"Behold, I am among you" Every time I walk into a room, public place, or answer my phone, this will be the standard message.

[@willsux9110]

O

[@lucaskane6571]

i hope you're still doing this

[@Chronochrome]

i really wanna know what the hell was going through the mind of whoever pitched this

[@silvereagle90000]

Chronochrome High saturation of LSD.

[@caustic-io7fl]

silvereagle90000 a fellow psychonaut I see

[@superhacker35]

cool two fellow psychonauts. Silvereagle I saw you comment on some other WKUK vids

[@lovesosaJDPON]

Some good weed for sure

[@wolfcub1835]

Probably high on a gallon of PCP

[@PoisonWoah]

I absolutely LOVE the part where billy is like "it is as you say" goes for the handshake* and the part where "behold I am among you" then goes for the Handshake

[@nathanbune2293]

***** for a kid, you're really smart. #Respect

[@J4ckmaestro]

Nathan Bune you're intelligence during your lifetime never changes, only your knowledge does, so anyone who is smart when they're 50 was probably an intelligent kid. So when you say "for a kid", it doesn't really change much

[@lwoleroy6004]

Count Jacula Well I certainly feel smarter now than I did when I was 8.

[@J4ckmaestro]

Lwo Leroy I'm sure you'll think that, but your brain really hasn't changed too much, you've just learnt more, but it doesn't change your intelligence

[@ZombryaTheDark]

***** there's a pornstar that has your name

[@bigpooplittlepoop]

"my brother let me try marijuana." I'm so weak

[@arthas640]

thats pretty much every 13 year old boy in middle school

[@kam2894]

@@arthas640 can confirm

[@Rawbdog]

"A dolphin jumped out of the water 20 ft. and on its way down clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe." LMAO!!!

[@tommynorthwood]

I feel like maybe sailor Sam, did it..

[@Unga_Bunga]

Was probably just agent 47 disguised as a dolphin, and the girl his target.

[@soulsistah102]

Steven went on to grow a mustache, move to Mexico, and train creatures of the sea. Good for Steven.

[@cheapshotmike1091]

NO SEAT BELT FOR BILLY!!!

[@willmcpherson2]

I love how this sketch is structured like an old nursery rhyme

[@thepotatoshow1887]

Explain.

[@somerandomarmydude]

"Fuck permission slips!!!"

[@LiverpoolRetroGamer]

'It is as you say'

[@galifan]

I walk among you.

[@robinb.2745]

"Home of the sea creatures of the world, AND BEYOND!" Also "me llamo is Mrs. Lambert" hahaha I forgot how well written this skit it.

[@rockkevinrock]

When Zach says "Fuck permission slips!!!" I laugh every time.

[@lolrus5555]

What the fuck is a 'WAHALE!?'

[@ThomasW215PHL]

My favorite part.

[@lemongrabracing71]

well... what the fuck is a WAHALEE

[@Noah-nk5og]

It’s like a chalupa but it isn’t a chalupa and it has whale

[@CrateProductions]

"Behold, I am among you" XD

[@gamingden444]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHAHALE?" I'm dead XD

[@boogernights1]

"It is as you say." "Oh my gosh!"

[@MR_MIRTH]

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.

[@MS-dm1wj]

Damn you, caca carrot cake

[@JohannWendt]

"you would have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do something like that" "it is as you say" "oh my gosh..."

[@Chrisiscool50]

"im gonna do it everyday for the rest of my life"

[@pezdespencer8899]

Rest In Peace Trevor

[@themillers2945]

I Can't believe you're gone Trevor Moore. R.i.p. I have had the most laughter in my life because of you, right when I lost 3 grandparents just weeks from each other and depression was hitting me hard you all made my days better. Love and respect to you all and all you have done for all of use the last 14 years. If you see this at all twkyk and family. Thank you for the laughs and sorry for your loss. 🦕🦖

[@Nick-fo4um]

I have built my life around this video for seven years. Please help me.

[@aprilyear2011]

Please teach us all to transcend

[@mr.glabalabadubeestuthemex3845]

Nick Cortez You should be the one helping us.

[@hatujemeletsplayeryheskyce6460]

You taught a whale to jump out of its tail?

[@Noah-nk5og]

Did you reached a whale to jump out of its tale or can you make w’hale

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

"Alright class, get your shit, we're going to Florida!" "What about permission slips?" "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!!"

[@edwardwilliford1990]

My favorite part.

[@cgme7076]

These really bring me back. It’s the best form of anti-depressant without having to take medication 😁

[@mandelorean6243]

There are a few other things I can think of that just may be better pickmeups

[@sentientmlem727]

Cam back after learning about the news. RIP Trevor. You're gonna make God laugh so hard!

[@gglovesgorillazmj7784]

omg sameee yes he indeed will be making god and all the angels laugh up in heaven 💖✨🙏

[@BombWarning]

"Fuck permission slips!", "Billy, I will beat you LIFELESS!", and "It's kinda like a chalupa. There's whale in it." Omg, dying.

[@LucidDream]

"It is as you say..." "...Oh my god." xD

[@EndlessVacuum]

zach's hair is really nice in this sketch he's so pretty

[@markzuckerberg4466]

he makes a very pretty woman

[@RichT519]

haha. its so funny when he is like behold i am among you and tries to shake his hand

[@Alex-mv7ym]

I just clipped all 20 of my nails and it feels real good

[@adamrojas9235]

i love when he says that he is the person capable of teaching the whale they just believe him lol

[@charliec6286]

RIP Trevor Moore finally finished every video in his honor

[@matth3w2002]

Just here to pay my respects. 😔😔 Rest In Peace Trevor.

[@jinx17]

Behold. I am among you.

[@Numonkei]

"...Guess you can't prove me a liar, haha", then the same high-five I always give my lawyer when we get out of the courthouse.

[@BluegrassAndLimestone]

2:38 "oh my god-" Damn it, I miss this show.

[@Cubsrthegreatest]

Love how Sam's ass is hanging halfway off of the boat but is not making them flip over or falling in. True core strength!

[@mandelorean6243]

Sea legs... Butt

[@JONCOOK61420]

But it’s not the starboard side!

[@Itsaluigi123]

I want a supportive tour guide like Timmy in my everyday life

[@HerpaDurpVg]

One of their best skits lol

[@anthonylongobardo2623]

behold i am among you

[@christianbennett5542]

Wow, Zach playing the part of Mrs. Lambert has no business being this hot

[@HiGlowie]

Right? Dude looks better than most of my Hinge dates.

[@Youngbloodda1st]

notice that when timmy says some kid stabbed sham-sham in the eye billy looks away ;D

[@slimpikin82]

This is my favorite sketch that they’ve done

[@Montag11791]

Finally, the eight wandering tribes of México will be united!

[@5orgen51]

Maybe

[@Noosesance]

We will miss you Trevor..

[@tommynorthwood]

I like how they edited part of his hand gestures out so others couldn't do this to other whales.

[@RonniiV]

Nothing gets me to question my sexuality more than some WKUK cross-dressing.

[@Imabeatyouman]

A whale off the "STARPORT" side! xD that was lulz

[@Gurtington]

This summer I teached a whale 🤣🤣 i fucking love Trevor

[@DrunkDuckXD]

son of a bitch billy...

[@nickjordan7671]

My name is Timmy Williams and I am official sea greeter here for Sea Land Orlando, home to sea creatures of the world *and beyond*

[@saucy_tunes]

This was the first KZbin video I ever watched

[@rockkevinrock]

I love it when Darren speaks Spanish.

[@DonLangosta]

It's a Mexican dish, comprised of a flour tortilla, spiced meat, cheese, and fresh vegetables.

[@daviddoyonjr5774]

I miss Trevor 😭

[@GArgy131313]

I wonder how confused Steven was when he walked back into class

[@joethehero2]

Now I want a Wahale.

[@ryderdrew]

why did they stop making the show

[@Ryodakun]

It was just too good. They were afraid that the show would become so good that the universe would collapse.

[@Jengochase]

Ryodakun The same would happen if Embryonic Beer were put on the market.

[@Ryodakun]

That's the joke Chase ;)

[@SC2LuckyStrikes]

Pretty much they were running out of ideas. They preferred to leave behind something great and not have the shows quality go down.

[@majeseuti8849]

*cough* spongebob *cough*

[@Zapp_Brannag1n]

I love that this is incredibly low quality even on their own official channel

[@tarelgoe7253]

"TEACHED"

[@jongmagee]

My favorite part is when Sam speaks.

[@martinarden9705]

I had a teacher that said the same thing. We never had to take home permission slips and we took a field trip to the liquor store every day. She bought her special grape juice that made her really nice after three or four glasses, but she never shared it with us. She was the meanest kindergarten teacher EVER.

[@RaditzPedro71]

Magic school bus?

[@JuanManuel-bs6yg]

I love this show

[@dtduck21]

"and you calling me a liar is damaging my self esteam!" hahahaha

[@RootbeerAndBeans]

"Behold, I am among you."

[@aidenolson1242]

I hate to say this but the dude dressed as a teacher kinda makes a hot girl

[@nik4456]

Aiden Olson That's Zach and he always makes the best women on this show. He totally passes as one and has the facial expressions and voice down.

[@GirlPlus]

+Ni N and what of Timmy then? (I know Timmy makes a shitty chick)

[@sledgecorp]

Oh my god... You're right.

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Kinda?

[@classwarnews9056]

Boy you would love Ru Paul's drag race

[@kyawthu755]

If I were a teacher...... "Ok class, we're going on a field trip" *what about permission slips?* "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS"

[@robinalonso-desouza7245]

Phineas and Ferb when they go back to school

[@HiGlowie]

Love Fin and Pherbdaddy. At first, I thought it’d be corny, but it’s a hilarious show.

[@linden6190]

1:59 ... Well, that aged poorly

[@susanbwallabe]

"it is as you say "

[@Nanorobotic]

"Fuck permission slips!" Man how come I never got any teachers that were insane in the fun way? The most any of mine did was stab an overhead projector with a knife.

[@hund7458]

My craziest teacher got arrested for trying to kill her husband

[@C_Train74]

Zach giving off real Mr. Crocker vibes on this one.

[@Fyreswing]

"it is as you say"

[@cavsfan080]

this video was so much better than i expected

[@fenslau29]

"FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS" 😂😂😂

[@GabePuratekuta]

Oh yeah? Well, I once teached a dolphin to club people with a lead pipe.

[@TemenosL]

He makes SUCH a cute drag teacher!

[@nwilczyn]

Fuck permission slips!

[@TheIGiveUp75]

Best skit I've seen so far.

[@theawesomegamr]

1:43 now THATS how you drive, just turn the steering wheel back and forth xD

[@derrickgriffin2115]

"Then where did you teach these whales to jump out of their tails?" "Florida!" "Son of a bitch Billy"

[@jacobely6826]

"What the fuck is a wa-halay" Classic XD

[@nuggetking1012]

At my school, there are kids that think that the Narwhal doesn't exist...

[@stephencronin1080]

Sea creatures of the world... and Beyond? What kind of cosmic horrors reside in Sea Land Orlando?

[@ethanbarbare2755]

The really crazy part is how he said teached and not taught

[@eeecool2]

exactly what i was thinking. That's the irony of the sketch, the teacher is occupying herself with nonsense while she should be teaching them proper english XD

[@coopmanification]

Best one yet!!

[@kathrynhettinger1321]

"Me llama is mrs. Lambert."

[@922NR]

You have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do that! it is as you say omg...

[@WinterFantasy13]

If I was a teacher, I would more than likely be like this to my students.

[@TheGansterman99]

BILLY IS THE WORLDS GREATEST FUCKIN WHALE TRAINER

[@kanekujan1777]

This is amazing

[@theotakux5959]

Ha. Akron. That's near where I am.

[@whatno5090]

"Sealand Orlando, Home to seacreatures of the world and beyond" did anybody notice this

[@Noah-nk5og]

It’s much like Bed Bath & Beyond. The beyond is something incomprehensible to humans that results in madness for any onlookers.

[@xwolfgaming1250]

give him an applause i mean after all he teached a whale to jump out of its tail

[@mikestermoney04]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHALE?

[@Zilchyify]

"Once saw a dolphin jump 20 feet out of the water, and then on its way down it clubbed a girl on the head with a lead pipe"

[@squat224]

"I am among you."

[@swiftfox33]

"i couldve have showed it how to get away from his tail.." "BILLY!! SHUT UP!!

[@TheAvengedsevenfan6]

Thwart doesn't say whale world that day wahlé world WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAHALÉ

[@chex6121]

"Sea land, 10 miles, here we go!"

[@superkid12345]

best wkuk sketch.....except for toilet cam