WOKE GAMES LIST???

[@erin1569]

That climate change disclaimer under the video kills me

[@MTKRAILROAD]

Why is it there?

[@Moiny1]

@@MTKRAILROAD because Hasan read the 'woke themes' out loud and it was one of them

[@dannymirjanovic8453]

​@@MTKRAILROAD cause it's woke

[@discowolf25]

😂😂😂

[@codyjones3456]

Hurricane Woke

[@FatCatProductions]

Helldivers woke for “Mixed race family” That’s not even *remotely* attempting to hide the message.

[@AJGress]

That's actually disgusting

[@OneRandomVictory]

Remember, there was that one guy that was ranting in a video about the Fallout tv show featuring a mixed race family. These people exist... unfortunately.

[@the-unknown-1]

These people haven't been hiding in a while.

[@ligntush]

Too much words for "i'm bitc*less"

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Lmao and these are supposed to be the pro family dudes huh?

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

calling COD woke is fucking crazy. it’s literally propaganda for the US military. they’re mad that they can’t lick boots without the POSSIBILITY of even seeing a pride flag. fucking incredible

[@timtebone]

they've been saying the military is woke for years

[@tristanraine]

havent you heard? Ghost and Soap are fruity as hell in MWII, did you guys never unlock the 3 hour sex scene?

[@nicolasrobin6017]

Tbf US military is full of gays

[@alihorda]

To be fair cod has been shit like forever. So fuck that franchise

[@JellyJman]

The military is unironically woke, they have to be because their recruitment has been so low they are resorting to alternative tactics to get more people

[@crestren5996]

"You wouldnt survive in a CoD lobby" crowd cant even survive a minority existing or get past the character creation menu

[@ShuckleII]

I think plenty of us could make a CoD lobby watch party and laugh about it.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

@crestren5996 Meanwhile, these are the guys getting com bans and chat bans in cod for saying crazy stuff. They won't survive in a lobby because they can't enter it anymore.

[@yololoyo7379]

People like that are beyond saving. "Mixed race family" also considered "woke" for them 💀

[@juanignaciogennaro8478]

"You wouldn't survive a gay classmate"

[@lopoa126]

@@yololoyo7379 when a guy that is in a mixed race marriage talks about how good it was for his people when he couldn't legally marry his current wife

[@rich9320]

Wolfenstein: Not recommended for containing anti-Nazi propaganda.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

The dog whistles have been replaced with fog horns. These guys are getting bold with it

[@xibalbalon8668]

They were already doing this by 2017 unironically

[@theratinaCage]

😂

[@CanaldoZenny]

Metal Gear Rising not being on the list as well. That game was the most in-your-face anti-war and anti-fake news game ever made. Media literacy is dead.

[@utvm6748]

This.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

"Woke because pregnant girlfriend fights nazis" has to be the wildest shit I've heard in a long time.

[@justlordska]

NO WAY, THAT'S ABOUT THE FCKIN WOLFENSTEIN?

[@cryochick9044]

A woman defending herself from nazis is woke

[@lepersonnage371]

@@cryochick9044 omg nazis evil nazis fascist nazis NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZIS😱

[@heinrichagrippa5681]

@@cryochick9044 Let's be real, these guys think them being depicted as villains _at all_ is "woke".

[@cryochick9044]

@@heinrichagrippa5681 true

[@entegi]

Imagine calling others snowflakes for being "too sensitive" but then needing a content warning for a gay person being in a videogame

[@arenomusic]

For a RACOON IN A WHEELCHAIR

[@avalokiteshvara113]

Ahahaha

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Gotta put out trigger warnings to prove how not woke you are lmao. These guys should make a right wing buzzfeed next

[@fishsticks_7405]

the list of 'woke messages' is soo long too. do some people not like having fun? are some people really so hateful that they cant stomach a game with a pride flag in it? the bigotry is getting comical now.

[@ktyy777]

fr like they took the phobia in homophobia too seriously

[@Solid--Snake]

>go woke go broke >considers elden ring, baldurs gate 3, hades, terraria and cyberpunk 2077 woke lmao

[@SAVarXX]

Cyberpunk theyre atleast getting close as a lot of the themes in its narrative are anti-imperialist, anti-capitalist and anti-commodification. In fact I'd argue the cyberpunk community has a lot of the same issues as the Fallout and Warhammer community now where a lot of them dont get it and are the thing that the story is railing against

[@liaspooked4980]

to be fair, if their definition of woke includes overtly pro lgbtq+ aspects, then Hades is extremely woke (and I love it to death for it)

[@goopguy548]

​@@SAVarXXI haven't seen anyone NOT getting it in cyberpunk, like so much of the messaging is anti corp, people love to pretend they can do small gov anti corp to fuck knows

[@Solid--Snake]

@@SAVarXX cyberpunk have always been a little bit anti capitalist, also they say woke stuff dont make money but this list calls some of the biggest hits of recent years "woke games"

[@deanmoriarty6015]

also just right off the bat, Sonic Adventure not woke? that games story is woke asf lol

[@rasengdori13]

“you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a CoD lobby” mfer you can’t last 5 seconds seeing a gay person on your screen

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

they can't 'last' 5 seconds seeing a woman on screen either

[@zzxp1]

CoD lobby? Bitch I hit puberty with Habbo Hotel

[@doubleoart07]

@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208so true

[@pegfingers]

wdym by last 🤨🤨🤨

[@cryochick9044]

​@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208OH MY GOD

[@heartware4616]

This stuff is no joke. I used to be a based and redpilled conservative, but I accidentally saw some gameplay of Civ 6 and now I'm trans.

[@stevensilver2880]

I think that’s how Civ and Fallout are supposed work

[@I-do-not-exist-here]

@@stevensilver2880and celeste!

[@ferretsnot]

@@stevensilver2880 MtD (male-to-Deathclaw)

[@Hunterese123]

LMAO, this comment gets a huge W

[@TheNeoVid]

Since the Matrix was a giant allegory for becoming trans, shouldn't that be the meaning of 'redpilled' anyway?

[@mycatisben]

I like how cyberpunk is woke because of gay and not ANY of its messaging

[@luccan]

Peak conservative media literacy

[@BLK_MN]

Seriously, it's like they spent 10 seconds in the character creator and already drew conclusions. The game could be the most conservative thing of all time as far as they know, but they're too bigoted to even get that far in any kind of real story analysis.

[@mryan89]

@@BLK_MNFOCCING PRO NOUNS

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

​@@luccan thinking beyond the surface level is communism or something

[@jaspaulsandhu3196]

Deus Ex is somehow "not woke" according to them, but the whole game is about transhumanism.

[@OttoOctavius77]

"Go woke go broke" Proceeds to label all of the most successful games of the past 2 decades woke

[@GrandHighGamer]

You go broke because you're able to purchase media instead of being stuck playing Amanda's sticker book.

[@OttoOctavius77]

@GrandHighGamer well I ain't broke so I guess you're talking about yourself. I ain't rich but I ain't broke either.

[@alexdoorn234]

I have seen such a comment on a video about a comic from 1991 or something that happens to have a female protagonist, which is hilarious because it was clear from their comment that they did not even watch the video explaining the story. The comic is The Crow: Flesh and Blood and I guess they were mad because the first Crow comics had a male lead character. Funniest thing is that Flesh and Blood explores the lack of choice and the unfairness in that with a pregnacy, since the Crow are about someone being brought back to avenge the death of themselves and a loved one. The twist in Flesh and Blood is that the protagonist was pregnant and unsure if she wanted to keep the baby but that choice was taken away with her being murdered. But hey the commenter was just upset that Iris Shaw the second Crow to appear was a woman not about any of the messages within the story.

[@OttoOctavius77]

@alexdoorn234 yeah gamergate and it's consequences on society will never be forgotten and I hope it never happens again

[@cerulity32k]

"go woke OR go broke"

[@maladjustedmoon5200]

Tetris is woke due to different pieces suggesting that being different is acceptable.

[@unai49999]

@@maladjustedmoon5200 mixing colors and shapes is a must to win in Tetris. This is no suika game where you throw peaches at peaches

[@blasphimus]

Mario Kart is woke. Women allowed to drive.

[@thighble69]

@@blasphimusdude they even have animals and dragons. now that’s some furry and scaly behavior 😂 heck, mario has been a furry since he got his tanuki power up in SMB3

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

@@blasphimusforgot rainbow road lol

[@johnnykotletti4614]

They are litterally turning my pieces around with their woke propaganda.

[@benjaminbradley385]

I love the fact that they can’t recommend bloons tower defense 6 because it has 1 rainbow flag in the shop. I can’t imagine being this much of a child

[@whatisdelicious]

Call of Duty is the one there for me. Like really? Call of Duty is the most ra-ra macho American jingoism shit ever created, but throw the whole thing out as woke because people can put a rainbow on their profile?

[@benjaminbradley385]

@@whatisdelicious it’s unbelievably dumb, they must’ve gotten tired halfway through the list and just started putting gay and dei on there to move on

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

They want a ww2 german flag in bloons instead

[@benjaminbradley385]

@@andrewlikesmetal1095 it would probably have to have the yazi flag without the rainbow flag for the game to be recommendable

[@toreole5831]

They are the most fragile of all snowflakes

[@AlliSinned]

Yakuza only being informational is hilarious because Kiryu is unapolagetically validating a trans woman in one of the games

[@armedweiss5531]

Or how the first Ichigan game is unapolagetically pro-sex worker and highly sympathetic to illegal immigrants

[@notallergictochocolate]

also mama-san of yakuza 0 and also kiwami has an openly lesbian hostess, the entire existence of goromi, the list goes on...

[@KyrieFortune]

Goro Majima can literally POLE DANCE for Kiryu and flirt with him, but somehow that slipped the anti-woke radar

[@eastboundmanx6405]

Still playing 0 and maybe its my woke brain but unchecked wealth causes most of the problems in that game. Which is pretty anti-capitalist

[@vivi7645]

​@@eastboundmanx6405 And the entire plot of the game's around trying to illegally gain 8 billion dollars by getting the final plot of land to control Kamurocho's market district

[@EyeamEJ]

Overcooked 2 is woke because of a raccoon in a wheelchair 😂😂

[@discowolf25]

That’s so cool

[@cogginsnuff]

I read this before it came up in the video and I thought it was a joke, oh no

[@taemyway]

😂😂😂

[@arenomusic]

Stupid developers! Don't they know that racoons won't get wheelchair technology until 2955???

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Cod is woke because theres woman characters. Not cool man

[@Joomluh12]

As an asexual, I find it beyond hilarious that my disinterest in sex threatens these people. I can't think of anything more pathetic.

[@nunpho]

That always makes me laugh too 😂

[@CanaldoZenny]

It is because they can't get sex, so they get angry at anyone who chooses for themselves to not want it.

[@ShuckleII]

What can they say, they're incels LMAO

[@DanSoloha]

These people are the ultimate definition of “loser”

[@thelegendoflivz]

It freaks my parents out, and I'm like, it's weird that you as my parents want to know about my sex life? hello??

[@corbo229]

Reading "New Vegas: LIGHT social commentary" actually threw me into a blinding rage. The media literacy is an absolute joke here.

[@NineToFiveGamerUC0079]

Thst sent you into a rage? A person's opinion on a video game, sent you, into a "blinding" rage? Go outside.

[@adventureinc.9769]

@@NineToFiveGamerUC0079 To be fair, that take is pretty fucking stupid.

[@chongwillson972]

@@NineToFiveGamerUC0079 that its light social commentary, since its themes of the series are in it as well, and the person who rated it is either bias or blind to it.

[@thirteenwerewolves8720]

@@NineToFiveGamerUC0079 Go back to your home planet, you're going to find the human notion of hyperbole painful

[@wandregalbjornson1452]

@@NineToFiveGamerUC0079 Rather the lack of media literacy than the opinion. I get it. Like, how dense can a person be?

[@BigOwl51]

Calling borderlands 2 anti woke is ludicrous. It’s one of the most pro lgbt, feminist, anti capitalist games of its era. There is nothing subtle about borderlands 2’s progressivism.

[@RobotMasterSplash]

Borderlands was THE target for these people for years, I'm so confused.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Borderlands 2 the series with the many DLCs is anti-capitalist? The game made by that fucker Randy Pitchfork?

[@Cruddyhorse]

It's living proof that they only consider games made in the last 6 years "woke."

[@talynhastime9343]

-Hammerlock is a gay black English dude that is a big game hunter. There is a side quest where he mentions his “stupid ex boyfriend”. -TINY TINA FLIRTS WITH LILITH IN HER DLC AND IT’S HILARIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE. -Axton makes a comment in the same DLC that he’d spend all his fortune on picking up girls and dudes. -Ellie is fat and it’s seen as normal (cuz it is). In Tiny Tina’s DLC there is a side quest that pokes fun at skimpy armor for female characters. You can choose to give her the full armor or the bikini and she WILL wear either. -Lilith and Roland are an interracial couple -Moxxxi has multiple exes among the male cast (iirc Marcus, Mordecai, Handsome Jack), and no one calls her a ho for it or anything - Tannis clearly displays symptoms of autism (maybe Eridium-induced insanity, but I choose to believe it’s autism) that’s all i can think of off the top of my head. EDIT: -Salvador is “Truxican”, which I guess is just stand in for Mexican (I’m white non Hispanic so I dont know if it’s good rep or not cuz he is a bit of a ham) -In that one zone with the wildlife experimentation, you can pick up an ECHO where Jack threatens a female scientist with the life of her wife

[@Snailbasket]

@@talynhastime9343 it's also implied Moxxi has female exes, including Lillith(?) also in a bl2 dlc her ex in it is a women

[@ErinWattsMarie]

The funniest part is that they have anti-free speech as a bad/woke thing… but then they have a list of topics they want to ban 😂😅

[@kamikarmy]

Exactly, they should have listed "cancel culture" in there too, as that listing is pure cancel culture.

[@AlbertoGarcia-wd7sc]

With them is all projection

[@saranghae1saranghae]

If conservatives didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any at all.

[@dani007a]

"I'm sorry, I can't recommend your anti-woke list. It's too woke."

[@mrwizard5012]

I mean fuck, half the list are things anti-woke people do and the left doesnt; like "anti western values." lmao

[@thetrin]

What I've learned from this list is that if you're woke, there is a treasure trove of incredible games waiting for you, and if you're anti-woke, you're stuck playing Amanda's Sticker Book and Puzzle Puppers.

[@blacksailsfan4life]

😂

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I actually kinda respect these turbo incels for admitting Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring and a lot of the other great games are actually woke, anti-woke grifters are so cowardly they never call out anything that's good and woke because they're weak

[@whatisdelicious]

The thing about a game like Elden Ring though is that what's even the point of calling it woke? You make a character and then after that you basically never have to interact with anything "woke" again. You're just a person with a sword slaying dragons and knights and monsters from then on. If there's ever an NPC you even suspect MIGHT become woke, you can probably just kill them and end their quest line right there. That's what I don't get about these anti-woke babies. Like okay I get it you're not gonna play Dream Daddy. But f---ing ELDEN RING?

[@diveblock2058]

@@whatisdelicious Godfrey made them feel something they were not used to

[@LoveOlsson98]

@@whatisdelicious It being even an option concedes that it is something that exists and that is a sin in itself to these people

[@AgingPurse]

​@whatisdelicious if you REALLY squint at it Elden ring has a nonbinary person because Marika/Radagon are the same person, but thats a massive technicality.

[@liaspooked4980]

@@whatisdelicious I think that what these weirdo incels are looking for is whether the game gives signs that the game developers had leftist, pro lgbtq+, anti capitalist etc ideas in mind and that those are reflected in the games. So i think those weirdos care little about whether these "woke" aspects of the game are avoidable or not, or if they even impact your gameplay at all if you dont purposefully seek them out. They just like it when a game is made specifically for them and no one else

[@dredizzer]

wait so a MIXED RACE FAMILY is woke? i mean let's not give the game away openly stating that anything that isn't their specific version of eugenics is woke

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

That would make JD Vance woke for having a multiracial family lol.

[@xibalbalon8668]

Their excuse will be that it's "shoved in their face" and they'll whip out interracial marriage stats to show why they shouldn't see it because it's not common enough(I see them daily) But we all know the reason

[@dredizzer]

@@josejaimes-ramos1546 he's the future the left wants

[@kylemylo3776]

No, a FORCED mixed race family is woke. Black character (Will Smith) - good Black character made black only to check a box and push identity politics DEI - bad

[@kappadarwin9476]

It also gets rid of a lot of JRPGs anyone with blond hair and blue eyes in a game would get pinged.

[@komos3719]

"Sorry guys, I can only play games my non-woke list recommends." This is weak as shit

[@it-s-a-mystery]

All his friends hopping on some new game together, meanwhile he's holding back tears smashing F5 waiting for the list to update

[@komos3719]

@@it-s-a-mystery Aw man, you're making me pity them even more

[@DiamondHoe]

No way anyone’s actually using this list, like who’s playing “Amanda’s sticker book 2”

[@socialcooks]

Gotta love how Skyrim is woke because a Nord woman, a race that's canonically known for being strong and capable fighters, calls herself strong.

[@SeraphicZandy]

I love the idea of someone playing Skyrim, going to Whiterun and walking past Olfina when she casually says this and they just quit the game immediately. Abandoning a game after getting cat-called by a digital woman.

[@banishedbr]

somehow oblivion is not . . .

[@wesshiflet2214]

You got your gender parity in my fantasy racism 😡

[@meykenhokzii4848]

Plus in Skyrim you can marry anyone no matter the gender so every marriable character is bisexual

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@meykenhokzii4848 And remember, that you can marry people outside of your race as well. And this isn't just "White human marries black human", which those people are afraid of, as a human you can marry a lizard or a cat ... that shit must give them nightmares xD

[@RoboticPup]

I just checked and somehow Stardew Valley is set as informational in their list.... every one in that game is bi and it isn't exactly pro capitalist.

[@kimvarki]

I'm sure they all went the joja mart route

[@snakesareamazing]

Apparently it's less woke than Bloons Tower Defense 6

[@Kasiarzynka]

Stardew is an interesting one because technically speaking, characters are player-sexual and they don't hit on you as hard unless you give them flowers first. Comparing it to Baldur's Gate 3, where a vampire twink is literally like "I've been thinking about you and want to have sex with you", that's mild af.

[@wesshiflet2214]

isn’t it “anti-capitalist” in like, a petty bourgeois way? I just started it and I’m enjoying it but I definitely got Jeffersonian vibes from its critique of the corporate life. but yeah, considering their standards for “pro-LGBTQ messaging,” it should definitely be flagged on that alone

[@Anton15243]

​@@wesshiflet2214 Just wait until Stardew Valley 2 comes out, where we're slowly transforming the village into a farmers' collective and resisting against much more overt corporate oppression.

[@xanmontes8715]

I can't believe that "A gay love story about gay love" is woke. I am devastated and flabbergasted. I will sequester myself in my room to meditate and pray so that my soul may be healed after this tragedy.

[@kemcolian2001]

you jest, but they said a game called "room of depression" is woke because the story is about a character who has depression

[@xanmontes8715]

@@kemcolian2001 lord, the jokes write themselves at this point...

[@paradisearcher9334]

I dont even think touching grass can fix this amount of online cringe

[@Chalepastel]

grass is woke

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

The grass would retract back into the ground out of fear

[@Chalepastel]

@@andrewlikesmetal1095 MOTHER EARTH????!!!! FAWKING PRONOUNNNNNNNSSSSSSS

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

@@Chalepastel I am so sorry I deadnamed mother earth. Clearly I need to play more woke games, forgive me!

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

They take their echo chamber outside

[@nidodson]

Basically any game with any depth, story, character creation, relationships, and isn't pushing their specific warped version of a religion.

[@ohlszon]

This one is pretty bad done but ye, but its pretty common and the usualy destroy titles just watch Sweat Baby inc

[@daraghokane4236]

Press x to skip story. We found the cure for woke

[@babylugi]

@@ohlszon youve been fed a lie about SBI. they are not out here ruining games or anything absurd like that. that is a capital G Gamer take that has spiraled somewhat into the mainstream.

[@diveblock2058]

@@ohlszon SBI ruining games such as god of war ragnarock....man how bad was that game huh?....no really google it

[@StrayCow6969]

Put the sausage in the taco or I'm going to boycott all games.

[@Sairishere]

I play chess without the queen, cause I'm not woke.

[@MaitrePotato]

Pff, that's nothing, I play chess without the black pieces, cause I'm Anti-Woke

[@rigelestbit]

In my chess, the queen cannot move while my king can teleport to any spot he wants because I'm not woke

[@equisde8721]

The weelchair racoon is woke meanwhile sekiro who is a disabled man who uses a transhumanistic style prosthetic arm is not woke.

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

Oh trueee, metal gear solid w/ the senator would be woke because he's not human anymore

[@tylerp5259]

@@littlemonztergaming8665 amongst other things, yes.

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

@@tylerp5259 I mention that because in the discords full of the biggest losers that believe this stuff, they post clips of that game daily for years.

[@ShuckleII]

Are ghosts woke? Tell me. Are they woke? LMAO

[@equisde8721]

@@ShuckleII they are disabled becouse they have no body. So also woke 😭

[@berickslime6718]

This has to be one of the saddest, most pathetic things I have ever seen.

[@ShuckleII]

And here I was thinking I was the person most scared of the world thanks to my C-PTSD. Turns out some people suffer from merely seeing the term BODY TYPE!!!!! Keeps you awake at night, sleeping 2 hours per day, giving you hallucinations about BODY TYPE stealing your bitches, and I do mean your multiple hyper violent dogs because you're a societally cannibalistic incel. Every day you're afraid someone very mean and worthless will pronounce BODY TYPE and you'll faint instantly. Your body constantly hurts because you worry your BODY TYPE is one, and not the other scary BODY TYPE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHY DO THE TWO SEXES EXIST TO MAKE ME SUFFER! And I'm fine, don't worry, I got good treatment.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

@berickslime6718 Yeah, every time I see some right-wing crank stuff like this, I imagine them having a lonely midnight microwave meal for one. Then, going back to the cheeto dust covered keyboard to whip up a few more. Saying to themselves, I WILL OWN THE LIBS SO HARD TODAY THAT FINALLY SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME! While choking back tears. Bros could just get a hobby and act normal, sad stuff my dude.

[@staebs]

This legit is more sad and concerning than 99% of the stuff Hasan goes over. I cannot comprehend the level of brainrot required to make this list and also be so wrong about so many of these games for so many different reasons. These people are truly sick and unwell.

[@jijitters]

CoD being labeled woke not even because of game content but because they encourage gay people to play the game is...wild, to say the least.

[@Valhan177]

Yup. They want to purge the themes to this extreme, yet if we call them fascists for doing exactly what fascists do to art, they get mad. Literally too cowardly to stand by theur own beliefs.

[@coldravioli7839]

The 'fat guy can't do deep dives' thing is absolutely insane. A LOT of scuba divers are fat, even deep dives. Turns out it's not a very high-intensity activity. (Obviously diving for work is more labor, but yeah, plenty of fat professional divers from my experience)

[@pizaclatonddd3081]

Have larger lung capacity but then again the body will use it harder, Maybe the buoyancy.

[@FloofersFX]

@@pizaclatonddd3081 I don't think your lungs increase in size when you get fat my man

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

@@FloofersFX They're prolly a child

[@FloofersFX]

@@littlemonztergaming8665 it is a problem when can't tell anymore with some folks haha Could just be horrible education for all I know. I mean, the people who are making these lists thinking that fat people can't dive is very similar. I can't tell how old they could be, but they're probably from the US... I mean hell, maybe that lungs dude was just trying some sarcastic thing too, but I cannot tell.

[@seangiglio]

Even if it’s unrealistic, it’s a goddamn video game where you fight mythical sea creatures and interact with an underwater civilization

[@Jirachii-angel]

First they came for Disco Elysium, and I did not speak out because I have not played Disco Elysium. Then they came for Baldur's Gate 3, and I did not speak out because I have not played Baldur's Gate 3. Then they came for Bloons TD 6 and I did not speak out because I have not played Bloons TD 6. Then they came for FutaDomWorld- and there was no one left to speak for me.

[@ShuckleII]

What a gem

[@halfdrankdrppr]

im fucking dead

[@pablon333]

I mean, I was confused about some games being woke on this list, but FutaDomWorld I understand perfectly why

[@chaiteeths3373]

@@pablon333 If anything, a game called "FutaDomWorld" is the opposite of woke...

[@georgeporgy7568]

They lost the plot when they came for Elden Ring. Hogwarts Legacy is on there for being too woke.

[@travisc7506]

"Pro-DEI Messaging" is just code for "Non white characters" in the game.

[@LeandroFTW]

Anything that scares me is woke.

[@br4402]

same energy as anything that scares me is racist and bigotry

[@blede8649]

Anything that isn't literally me is woke.

[@O1OO1O1]

​@@br4402Except many of them are indeed racist and bigoted. Many don't even realize it.

[@mryan89]

⁠@@br4402accurately condemning racism is completely unrelated bubby boo boo

[@thomasdtrain]

y'all became the new SJWs 🤣

[@ferth2315]

I hate when my futanari step-sister has pro lgbt+ messaging

[@PR0MAN01]

Transphobes who love Futa are my favorite kind of online crank. Like, the contradiction doesn't cross their mind for even a second, it's hilarious

[@MrZega000]

Yeah, can't we just have chicks with dicks without it being fucking gay? It makes me scared and confused when people make it about LGBT. If I shout WOKE loud enough it shuts out the gay thoughts.

[@divingboardlord]

​@@PR0MAN01same reason conservatives ooze over Blaire White. Women with penises are only valid if they think they're hot.

[@Turtledira]

@@PR0MAN01 Just think about it tho. They say "F**k dem queers". Who knew they were being literal.

[@PetalRose450]

I scrolled through the list and holy shit there's so much futa on there, it's so funny

[@meghanm.5486]

The Civ VI cracks me up bc of the “historically unimportant female leaders.” QUEEN VICTORIA?? CLEOPATRA?? CATHERINE DE MEDICI LIKE WYM UNIMPORTANT 😭😭

[@kevingarlick4617]

Did I learn about her in 7th grade history? Is she in HoI? No? WOKE

[@melonlord4055]

Tamara, only canonized by the church

[@ahusseini]

probably the most annoying ass term to enter the conservative lexicon

[@ily9402]

They did the same thing with the word PC

[@monicawanderley]

The funniest thing is that "woke" as a brand is copyrighted by a rapper, and she won't sell it because of the new meaning lol

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

SOUNDS LIKE YOURE A LITTLE WOKE 🤔😏😤

[@kappadarwin9476]

@@monicawanderley That explains why we don't see many products with "Woke" in it.

[@dirtbikehussle61]

@@monicawanderleyNot a rapper she is a rnb artist

[@l0ki_lux947]

The fact that *Life is Strange* is considered *'informational'* is crazy to me, I was so shocked.

[@PR0MAN01]

You'd think thatd be their Turner Diaries. They're so many cringey teenager girls being annoying you'd think they'd hate it.

[@ernestokrapf]

A literal LESBIAN LOVE STORY is "informational", these people are batsh*t crazy lmao

[@Elvesflame]

@@PR0MAN01 Sure, but it has virtual teenage girls, so they were into it until the gay vibes finally drilled through their thick skulls a few games in

[@malum9478]

i mean...i guess you could say that it's potentially anti-woke because your lesbian lover/friend is a huge pos and that's like a negative representation of queer characters?

[@Quintessence4444]

That has to be a troll.

[@melikthegeek]

The irony of Bully being woke & gay before 2012 is chefs kiss

[@BlackRagNegation]

So basically all the enjoyable successful games are woke. Got it.

[@Cheezer3089]

Woke is just a blanket term these people use to hate anyways.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

What would thoretically be an anti woke game to these guys? A game where you're a cop and swat poor black families or something?

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

​@@andrewlikesmetal1095 Probably that one FPS made by the Aryan Brotherhood in the early 2000s.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

@@josejaimes-ramos1546 oh yeah, the one where all the enemies were mutated rabbi? Yeah I remember that. They sold that pos by hand because they couldn't distribute it any other way. The few people who reveiwed it said even without the overt nz stuff in it it would be a bad game because the controls sucked too.

[@thighble69]

@@andrewlikesmetal1095supposedly stellar blade. assuming you ignore the story and background of the entire game world

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

Animal crossing is BIG WOKE because Blathers REFUSES to pay for the things I give to his museum !!!

[@Lichenroc]

Too true

[@doandadrestarahma5290]

So anti-capitalist!!

[@ronnical2489]

Chess is also woke because you can play black characters, he should add that to the list.

[@maikamikaela3144]

HALF of the cast is black! I can't believe a respected game such as chess would fall for such blatant DEI. There are also women with power (probably also DEI hires to make the game more WOKE!!1!1!!)

[@amiraa_...]

omg how dare they!! Chess also has different body types /s

[@ronnical2489]

@@amiraa_... Oh and the queen is the strongest piece, clearly woke agenda

[@quinnable8031]

"[Sid Meier's Civ VI] added historically unimportant female leaders" bro, like a majority of the men are also so unimportant to history.

[@meghanm.5486]

they literally consider queen victoria and CLEOPATRA to be historically unimportant 😭😭

[@Quintessence4444]

Less significant but chosen only for inclusivity maybe...?

[@JacobG4lant]

@@meghanm.5486 You are misinterpreting their words, they haven't specified which women were "unimportant", they seem they refer to some specific ones, and knowing history of my country and surrounding nations i think i know which ones they might refer to :P

[@Juicedbelmont]

Literally all leaders in Civilization played a huge part in history in some way or they wouldn't be there

[@julioaugusto60]

@@Juicedbelmont As someone who is very proud of having my country's emperors in Civ IV, I can admit, motherfucker only mattered to my country and nothing else.

[@pawel7379]

"Did the Taliban make this list?" 💀

[@SMERICK]

Or Hamas? 😬

[@bobbysworld281995]

​@@SMERICK stop breathing dude, it's annoying

[@carnagewolf1]

​@@bobbysworld281995i gotta use this😂

[@Consleazy]

I can smell you from here ​@@SMERICK

[@SMERICK]

@@Consleazy That's quite the skill!

[@monyfornow]

women existing = woke

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I love how these people didn't realize Bioshock is utterly anti-libertarianism, like the whole game is an attack on Ayn Rand and her book Atlas Shrugged which is something a lot of conservatives love

[@Metrikon9000]

Proof that conservatives have no actual media literacy. Anti-intellectualism is a real problem on that side of the aisle.

[@XelnasTV]

Bioshock is the gamer star ship trooper

[@GabbertEvergreen]

Conservatives missing the point of Bioshock is a tale as old as time itself and it never gets old lmao

[@Solid--Snake]

ken levine is a pro capitalist tho, i think the game critics ayn rand's objectivism and anarco capitalism but not libertarianism

[@evanrutledge-sz4yo]

Bioshock is a critique of Objectivism, there are some similarities between objectivism and liberaltarianism/conservatism, but they are different from each other.

[@catastropheoverclock]

Anti-woke Justice Warriors AJWs

[@Yemoe777]

Catchy

[@pizaclatonddd3081]

No Justice Warriors - NJW

[@evan-bunch-of-numbers]

Social Injustice Warriors

[@ShuckleII]

Incel Justice Warriors. Social Outcast Justice Warriors.

[@PhoenixFireZero]

Pronounced "chud"

[@zoeybourke9617]

My favourite part is the first Life is Strange is only counted as "Infomational". Like it's literally a game about a time travelling lesbian and her punk druggie girlfriend stopping a white dude drugging and killing teenage girls.

[@LedyE]

Author bias showing😂

[@jauususu]

they even have yaoi games on this list, seeing togainu no chi nearly gave me a heart attack. the mental image of a group of right wingers playing a nitroplus game is just too fucking good

[@elenahaya1195]

*Sees clearly gay game* *Goes to play game* *There's gay stuff* HOLY FUCK GUYS,THIS GAME IS GAY!

[@melon_boxedmilk]

TOGAINU NO CHI???? TIMESTAMP WHERE I DON'T BELIEVE IT

[@jauususu]

@@melon_boxedmilkunfortunately it's not in the video, but it's in the list towards the end

[@SubSalicylate]

LGBTQ? In MY yaoi game?? Woke has clearly gone too far 😤

[@mistral9950]

I imagine them also testing the FUTA games 😂

[@TheCaptainBenis]

It's literally just racism

[@nunpho]

And all the other isms

[@Doyourbest4245]

1:16 he literally admitted to hating white people and by extension claims the left does too. You’re racists.

[@KattReen]

Hey now, I think they're providing a nice diversity of prejudice

[@Doyourbest4245]

@@TheCaptainBenis 1:16 he hates white people, and so does the left.

[@Doyourbest4245]

@@TheCaptainBenis 1:16 and you aren’t?

[@Shovel-Smacker]

They're to scared to put Metal Gear Solid games cause they know Kojima is going to post "I read the anti-woke game list". Similar to his movie tweets

[@kristinrad]

I find it fascinating that just including gay and trans people in things is pro LGBTQIA+/woke. It's really not. It's just depicting the population. Just because the people in the thing don't look like you that doesn't make it an agenda.

[@WBWhiting]

They think that acknowledging the Other existing at all, or being given any visibility or voice, or depicting as good any response other than blind hatred is an agenda, because it opposes their agenda.

[@thighble69]

@@WBWhitingusing the word blind ironically made me think they’ll only be okay with games that only have a black screen. except that is also wrong in their minds cause it could be depicting a blind person 🤦

[@banishedbr]

what do you expect of ppl who thinks god is love but never read that BS black book full of shit.

[@Elvesflame]

Also note that they made multiple games "Informational" because they had POC npcs. These guys want to see a depiction of the population in their ideal world, turner diaries-style.

[@Quintessence4444]

Doesn't Russia ban a ton of lgbq stuff because minors aren't allowed to see it?

[@collegeoffoliage6776]

Bro "DEI" is the new "urban".

[@Finnijk]

I was talking to people on a subreddit about the new Borderlands and they were like I hope the new game doesn’t have DEI hires. Like wtf just say you don’t want black people in your games which the franchise has always had.

[@etienne8110]

Being against "DEI" is just the polite way to publicly admit being racist. And somehow it is tolerated.

[@Leahcimmichael]

The grammys are taking note

[@Kamilledavid]

DEI is just a fancy way of saying "yes, we discrimate based on arbitrary classifications such as gender, race, ethnicity, and sexual orientation."

[@jonhoge153]

​@@Kamilledavidcorrection, being anti-dei means you want to continue to discriminate arbitrary classifications, but without people pushing back by doing the opposite. Dei was literally created to counter ppl who made arbitrary classifications throughout americas racist history.

[@mrdawg340]

I'm surprised games like Nier: Automata, Bayonetta and Stellar Blade aren't 'woke' since they star females in a position of power, control, and agency.

[@Ammy-q4w]

Apparently, it's OK when said women is attractive to the male audience. I think this might be a loophole developers can exploit for success.

[@daanstrik4293]

@@Ammy-q4w100% thats the reason. And yeah, sex appeal has been used by developers ever since graphical capabilities were good enough to differentiate between male/female characters

[@unknowngod8221]

@@Ammy-q4w yeah but even still they still hate the protag just that it's now more subtle

[@TheZombiemofo]

I'm surprised they didn't mention that in RDR2, Arthur is opposed to racism and doesn't understand racism towards his friends. Then again maybe they're using the whole "espouse modern day politics" to hide like cowards.

[@protoroc]

What about GTA4? Nico isn't sexist or racist. The Lost entire gang is DEI. Ballad of Gay Tony, well, it's in the name.

[@Grownupfun]

@@protoroc the lost are definitely not dei they're just racist new yorkers

[@protoroc]

@Grownupfun yes the only ethnicity not represented was Asian.

[@tristanraine]

@@protoroc its labeled "somewhat" or "informative"

[@zac8084]

I like how every single game not recommended is either “gay” or “too inclusive”

[@ShuckleII]

I genuinely think they're so scared of gay people, you could add the adjective gay to any attack done on them and they would piss their pants. As someone with C-PTSD I don't understand how you can be so scared of literally no threat. You must be taking anti-copium to be scared of literally goddamn nothing, emotional regulation is a myth to you. That seriously sounds like a horrible anxiety disorder, again, how is it more horrible than C-PTSD, I'm still baffled.

[@dudeonthasopha]

I love how the black woman in minecraft is such a big deal to them despite her being the most esteemed actor in the cast

[@textmonsterlm]

What the fuck is woke anymore. Y’all took a word and made it so obnoxious to use and hear smh.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

It's a word that can mean anything at this point. It's like watching the smufs talk about smurfing some apples or having a smurfing good time. Except unlike the smurfs these dudes use it to refer to anything bad.

[@kappadarwin9476]

@@andrewlikesmetal1095 Yeah couldn't have said it any better. Its just smurfing gone wrong.

[@DaBlackX]

That is perfect! I'm stealing that analogy.

[@willowzed136]

"Cyberpunk contains pro transhumanism messaging" damn, must've missed that when my character went fucking insane after going too far. the entire game talks about the dangers of going too far with tech, one of the main mechanics LITERALLY makes you become go insane if you have too many modifications. did they not play the fucking game?

[@jesspavlichenko5745]

98% of the people who comment on Cyberpunk have never played it past the first 30 mins

[@Krondon-SSR]

wait whaaat my character never went insane from upgrades? I know the cyberpsychosis is a thing in the game and lore but...

[@goopguy548]

fuck you, time to chrome

[@goopguy548]

​@@jesspavlichenko5745ong, like there is no way they heard Johnny's rant about the corps and thought it was a capitalist game

[@Solid--Snake]

these people dont play games, they just wanna complain about stuff

[@Free.zen.]

I wonder if these anti woke guys understand how pathetic this shit looks to normal functioning people

[@bodegapope]

The fact that ac3 is labeled as forced DEI is prime brain rot

[@jaspaulsandhu3196]

@@whatisdelicious aren't all of the AC games technically woke because they're all pro sex work? Like, you regularly make use of courtesans pretty early in the series to distract guards, and starting in AC2, you're frequently defending brothels and madames

[@LordCantinflas]

What was anti america about assassins creed 3. From what i remember the founding fathers were portrayed exactly how the history books talk about them, as noble heroes fighting for freedom. And of course, connor is going to be a big part of the paul revere scene since he is the main character is this game. @@whatisdelicious

[@Krondon-SSR]

@@whatisdelicious did you mean anti-english?

[@XelnasTV]

​@@LordCantinflasthe main character is none white that's why.

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Because the MC is half Native America their so racist XD

[@Jamezontoast]

putting Civ 6 on there is hilarious. human history is now woke!

[@Mind_Crimes]

But muh climate change!

[@blede8649]

I mean, history has a left-wing bias. That's woke as it gets !!

[@unai49999]

DEI Ancient Greece

[@goopguy548]

​@@unai49999DEI Africa 😢😢

[@xibalbalon8668]

You're only allowed to have Romans and a certain moment of German history to these nerds, everything else is woke

[@hello_alpine1693]

The fact I saw "Lies of P" in the "recommended" category is personally hilarious to me. I haven't seen this many people thirsty for a video game twink since Breath of the Wild lmao

[@sinxxu]

i love how they define woke as not existing in 2012 when it started with the black panthers and the civil rights movement

[@uncomfortabletruth3831]

It didn’t exists, in their cult vernacular ..

[@derpeth2101]

Pretty sure the word is decades old lol

[@aaaa-r2q4e]

The terms use in that context is a couple decades older than the panthers

[@wanderingwind6602]

I think it's wild how woke was always a good thing until right-wingers realized their ideals weren't included in that and suddenly it became a bad horrible thing.

[@dirtbikehussle61]

Even earlier during the Jazz era 1920's

[@michaduzyk191]

I wonder if they played thru all the porn games that are on that list ?🧐

[@nord7760]

Chances are yes but they'll vehemently deny it

[@arenomusic]

Their favorite ones have over 50 hours played

[@derpeth2101]

Only for academic purposes of course.

[@andrewlikesmetal1095]

Call it "journalistic research" in the name of owning the libs

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

Ofc they had to play through futadomworld. This is a very important journalistic duty they have!

[@klutzkoady4996]

Not me using this list to find more woke games to play

[@Laezar1]

I'm nonbinary and neurodivergent, if I threw a fit everytime I witnessed something different from me I would have had an aneurysm decades ago. Like, getting upset at political messaging they disagree with is one thing. I'm not going to touch a game like call of duty ever cause the pro military propaganda and the way it promotes war crimes is just disgusting. But so many of those things aren't political oppositions, they are just people being different and... existing? Apparently having a character in a wheelchair is enough to be woke? Do paraplegic trump supporters crawl?

[@ShuckleII]

And that's what's happening to them. You see how bad they fail to control their anxiety disorder, cannibalism, and how incapable of full logic they are. There are signs of mental damage there. But honestly I think it's a mental disability with anosognosia, I doubt they were ever mentally competent in their lives. People in general struggle with logic, I think it has structures brains don't naturally form usually, you have to form it manually and regularly and without much guidance.

[@The21stGamer]

Listing Pro-DEI as a reason to not play a game is basically admitting you're racist.

[@TonyMidyett]

The opposite of "woke" is "asleep". The Buddha was "The Awakened One". I want to be like The Buddha.

[@ShuckleII]

Sounds like a good title to put in a status message in some multiplayer game to get malding hatemail.

[@sweetwheatsy]

"Wake up sheeple... No, not like that!!!!"

[@anusaukko6792]

Nah, I'd awaken.

[@Syiepherze]

Since the WCDetector recommends Sonic Adventure, let's dissect that game a bit: - pro-LGBTQ+ and anti-heterosexual messaging: Sonic is aromantic, he constantly rejects and expresses his discomfort with Amy's one-sided advances. E-102 Gamma, a playable character, is a genderless robot - pro-DEI messaging: Sonic's diverse friend group is made up of different species, colors, genders, ages and body types; and they unite towards a common goal. One of his closest allies is the spirit of Tikal who aids him throughout the game, and she is indigenous. Amy is a female playable character with her own motivations - pro-climate action messaging: Sonic and friends battle an ancient god of destruction, Chaos, which can summon devastating storms and floods. Sonic has always been environmentalist - anti-human and anti-white messaging: the main antagonist, Eggman, is a Caucasian human male; none of the playable characters are white. Other humans are depicted as inferior, powerless NPCs - anti-colonialism messaging: Eggman's plan for world domination by establishing a heavily industrialised totalitarian state (Robotnikland, the capital of the future Eggman Empire) is once again foiled by Sonic - anti-patriarchy messaging: the Knuckles Clan patriarch and Tikal's estranged father, Pachacamac, was a violent, power-hungry warlord who was doomed by his hubris - anti-gun messaging: it is established at the start of the game that you cannot kill Chaos with guns

[@carleenie]

and the fact the map is closed for half the game because the unionised rail workers went on strike 😂😂

[@keceti9606]

y do you know so much sonic lore

[@carleenie]

@@keceti9606sonic fans are just like this. i would know

[@JoeyisDREADful]

​@@carleenie yeah I'm not a gamer, don't know much about games but even I know Sonic fans are just a different breed.

[@Syiepherze]

​@@carleenie omg i forgot about that

[@b0nkert0ns7]

Imagine missing out on experiencing TLOU because there’s a gay character. Fucking wild.

[@xanmontes8715]

Bigot sandwiches 😆

[@abnormalnox]

Or horizon. It's ridiculous 😂😂

[@graysonjd5624]

The scene in Wolfenstein II: New Colossus where his pregnant girlfriend saves him is so over the top it’s insane. You literally see her wielding two assault rifles, tits out, covered in blood. HOW IS THAT WOKE? It’s just sick as hell!

[@hallowfiended]

I've never played this game but the mental image this description provided me with is sick as hell. Kinda "dinosaur mom rabidly defending her eggs" coded, and I mean this with all honor

[@mattjohnson9590]

"The NPC Sadie Adler acts like a modern day feminist" Woman shoots gun good = feminist

[@thetrin]

Well yeah, women being competent at anything = woke. POC visible anywhere on the screen = woke.

[@Velvetx4cove]

She's allowed to wear pants, though! Women can't do that! /j

[@ernestokrapf]

and I'm pretty sure there were plenty of women gunslingers in the Wild West

[@Elvesflame]

@@ernestokrapf real history = woke

[@bayamoth]

"THEY TOOK FUTADOM WORLD!!!"

[@carlopanella5855]

that game fell of hard, hasnt had a good update in months

[@leonardooriano5794]

“We cannot get out” “They are cumming”

[@mormegil84]

​@@carlopanella5855 Emphasis on hard.

[@hamfranky]

First they came for futadom world, and I did not speak up.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"Anti-colonialism messaging" didn't realize Colonialism was a political ideology

[@liaspooked4980]

what? Colonialism is absolutely a political ideology. But if youre pro colonialism, youre a psycho

[@aaaa-r2q4e]

Huh

[@hollystop]

Ikr it’s like “anti-genocide” messaging?? You mean being a normal person lmao

[@brickwildcat]

As someone who is studying to become a game developer, I really wish that the larger Steam community had less... strange people I don't want to have to appease these weirdos lmao

[@accountnew7030]

so u wanna develop games that nobody buys... got it.

[@geoffrayylmao]

yeah, the people in steam discussions aren't real, so make what you want.

[@Mind_Crimes]

@accountnew7030 Username says its all. Don't reveal your power level folks!

[@lilblackies]

And you shouldn't. Fuck them, they'll never win no matter how loud they cry like unhinged babies on the internet in their micro chamber. Most normal people laugh at their stupidity and just enjoy playing videogames as it should be.

[@user-ny1wo1vp9r]

​@@accountnew7030Why do people say 'got it' when they clearly didn't get it?

[@Ro-qp8rb]

8:26 "Terraria : The gender change potion uses the same colors as a pride flag" No... It's blue and pink... for boy and girl

[@luk4aaaa]

You also have to seek it out and collect a lot of different ingredients, it’s far from central to the game lmao.

[@Pooepw]

"Oblivion = not woke" the first npc you interact with would be considered a dei hire for them and the captain of the bodyguards was a woman. edit: wait a minute, Yu-Gi-Oh literally has homosexual card archetypes in it.

[@seriouslydon_t]

One of the cards, Yubel, is literally an interesex character (though they were sometimes censored) and the love interest of the male protagonist

[@alpacawizardman6778]

The entire plot of the Knights of the Nine dlc hinges on the fact that some guy was upset his boy toy died so he attempted genocide out of revenge. Hell, the existence of the Empire and events of all the games are thanks to Whitestrake’s involvement in the slave rebellion.

[@SamuraiBonesie]

Civ VI, a game that has been criticized for being pro-colonialist by specifically native americans, is "pro-DEI"... It's literally historically accurate, how can you be pro-DEI if you're literally just telling history in the most realistic, "centrist" way?

[@JacobNintendoNerd99]

It's called "the Overton window has been yanked so far to the right" to such an extent that even though my views haven't actually changed, I used to be considered a centrist in 2018 and now magically I'm a radical leftist

[@The21stGamer]

It's almost like countries outside of Europe actually existed. Crazy, right?

[@kierstinvaliant3952]

Red Dead is just informational? It’s incredibly woke what do they mean??? -Strong female characters -Arthur helps a feminist by donating to a woman’s home. -Strong diverse group in the Van Der Linde gang. -Strong anti-war sentiments.

[@firewraith4444]

It’s additionally funny how probably for a good chunk of the games they straight up miss the “woke” messaging and hit them for having pride items during June (the one that sticks out to me was warframe as a long time player since it’s only listed due to said pride items but the game is overtly in your face anti capitalist and pro union,you don’t even have to be stupid to miss it but straight up blind and deaf)

[@firewraith4444]

Oh also I guess when you actually think about it it’s also very trans humanist and they’d consider an insane amount of the characters too “feminist” or w/e

[@kappadarwin9476]

I find it weird that they don't bother too explain why the game they recommended is non-woke. It feels very sloppy

[@Elvesflame]

@@kappadarwin9476 Then they'd have to grow a spine and have genuine values and beliefs, and these guys can only define themselves by what they are not and only align themselves by what they hate. I wonder if there's a word for that, like an ideology requiring eternal adversaries to maintain in-group cohesion and featuring an ever-shrinking in-group as a result... Hmm, it's on the tip of my tongue...

[@TuffMelon]

No no, you see, Warframe ain't woke because they gave Ember a big ol dumpy. /s

[@Darksoul9669]

I think this attempt at Gamer Gate 2.0 is so funny because of the plethora of insanely good “woke games.” Like alright man don’t play any of the Spiderman games, Elden Ring, Monster Hunter, etc. I guess lol. Mfs are gonna be exclusively playing shovelware zorn games on Steam.

[@Mind_Crimes]

Don't forget Hades!

[@unai49999]

Shovelware and cod, strictly and religiously

[@derpeth2101]

@@unai49999 Bad news, CoD is woke too!

[@SAVarXX]

actually no they call the porn games woke too, especially when they take certain questionable scenes out

[@unai49999]

​@@derpeth2101 I didn't reach that part. "A Rainbow grafiti in one of the buildings" 💀💀

[@Cupids_Arrow_In_Flight]

Apologies for being mixed race and having our kind being included in video games😪😪😪

[@Blahchea]

Tf2 not being woke is the one driving me crazy

[@lemon93]

The pryo is the most non binary character. Also so many rainbows and let's not talk about how most sprays are just gay yiff

[@bisexualmajima]

GTA V only being on informational is driving me even crazier. Trevor was extremely attracted to men, wore dresses and was unironically a fairly left-leaning character within his own personal politics. He had a subplot where you get shamed for helping border patrol for money, end up apologizing to one of the immigrants he's affected and feeling genuinely guilty, and then it ends with you having to murder said border patrol guys lol.

[@elenahaya1195]

​​@@lemon93Not only the non-binary character,but seeing how it's not even clear if he's a person,he could also perfectly be the transhumanist/anti-human character

[@halfdrankdrppr]

Literally. I gurantee like 85% of Tf2s player base are gay, a furry, trans, or all of the above. (No hate tho i love tf2)

[@DrunkJerboa]

Medic is a gay icon at this point lmao I dunno why they didn't call TF2 woke. I mean,half(or more) of the fanbase consists of queer people

[@SRMom]

Actually, Subnautica not having guns is primarily due to the devs not wanting you to ever feel like the apex predator in the ocean. It being one vote against a world with more guns is just icing on the cake.

[@The21stGamer]

And the in-universe reason for you not being able to make guns is because there was a massacre on a lifepod in the past directly because they let you make weapons. At this point they're anti-facts because it is a fact that weapons can kill people yet that makes them anti-gun suddenly.

[@SuperAsefasef]

I’m beginning to think these people only have a purely aesthetic surface level relationship with media.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

that's half of asmon's viewers right there lmao

[@luccan]

More than that

[@ShrimpEmporium]

I watch Asmon pretty consistently, and while I disagree with many of his political opinions I find him to be a relatively insightful person with entertaining content. His viewers, on the other hand...

[@GAMEOVER-yy6zj]

More like 99.9%

[@xIcyStarzz-yz7my]

​@@ShrimpEmporium all he does is take whatever is most lukewarm take and agrees with the majority, it's basically Penguinz0 but for ugly people

[@Ar1AnX1x]

@@ShrimpEmporium I watch asmon too but sometimes he becomes insanely stupid because he's around too much conservatives content, like that time he was saying the ninja woman from the new AC killing multiple men is very unrealistic, which is strange when he always talks about "games don't have to be realistic, its about escapism" but suddenly cares about realism when he's trying to be anti-woke but I agree his viewers are way worse, which is ultimately mostly his fault

[@NerdFiction]

This is the most snowflake behavior I've ever witnessed. Like I remember growing up we had some TV Angel plug (which you definitely couldn't just unplug when your parents were gone) that censored all non-christian approved content. Now these kids are doing it for themselves. Lol

[@Mind_Crimes]

Wasn't there exceptions on those things specifically to filter every instance or Jean Claude van Dam's surname cus he was in so many 80s action films?

[@NerdFiction]

@@Mind_Crimes That sounds like something you could exploit it with. We just fucked with the physical box so much when we would bypass it that it stopped working and my mom gave up on it. haha Plus I think my dad was probably upset he couldn't watch his skinamax lol

[@etienne8110]

What the f !? How did that even work? Were there a priest association giving a seal of approval to tv shows and films? And they somehow managed to code it in the plug? I m more interested in the waste of engineering than the end goal 😅

[@ur-local-lesbian-comrade]

omg I heard about something like this on fundie friday’s channel. there was an entire streaming service decimated to taking movies and shows and getting rid of anything “not christian” and then they got sued to hell because they were basically uploading movies with the sex and swearing removed 😭

[@Elvesflame]

@@etienne8110 That was all over the place back then. You'd have the sort of stuff OP mentioned, plus there were industry gatekeepers and rating organizations that really restricted artistic freedom from the onset of any creative project. Both consumer-side and supply-side censorship in favor of a prudish, not-so-subtly Christian-based code of content.

[@TheSpeep]

My new life goal is to make a game gay enough to be on this list.

[@oswildo.1132]

Thanks for the idea :)

[@shadowchasernql]

that's doesn't look very hard

[@thatguythere6161]

All you gotta do is put in a pride flag and you’re done

[@TheSpeep]

@@thatguythere6161 Well yes, but then theres all the rest of the game... I have a lot of work ahead of me!

[@sylvesteruchia5263]

14:57 "the intro notably features a mixed race family" , that's defined as woke wtf?

[@blede8649]

Did you forget ? Race mixing is communism !!!

[@JACKplusBLANK]

That's what we in the biz call racist

[@kylemylo3776]

It's woke when the reasoning behind it is pushing forced identity politics. No one had a problem with Will Smith. Because it was never forced

[@danielskovbjerg4562]

As we all know, the only two races that exist are white and political

[@sammosaurusrex]

Something about one of their first recommended games being Sonic Adventure DX is tickling me. Like "this is what the woke fears" and it's just the second-jankiest 3D Sonic game, lmao

[@Mind_Crimes]

Mesoamerican echidnas = fall of the West!

[@RiveTheRat]

Don't tell them that SEGA is one of the most prominent pro-LGBT game companies in Japan, that'll ruin their enjoyment of the worst version of Sonic Adventure you can buy

[@CanaldoZenny]

Ah yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the franchise of the speedy animal fighting the abuse of the evil scientist who wants to pollute all nature and transform all animals into robots for his own profit. Truly an "anti-woke" narrative. Classic Sonic games: contains anti-unchecked capitalism (Eggman) rhetoric; Sonic Adventure 2: contains anti-army and anti-government rhetoric; Sonic and the Secret Rings: the game where Sonic helps a woman get rid of her abusive boyfriend; Sonic and the Black Knight: the game where Sonic beheads a monarch and starts a revolution to overthrow the old traditions of the kingdom; Sonic Colors: anti-exploitation of natural resources for profit rhetoric. Also rainbows, lots of rainbows. IDW Sonic comics: two of the main recurring female side characters has strong implications of being in a romantic relationship; Movie Sonic: Robotnik and Agent Stone are basically queer bait couple. Sonic is the most laid back guy out there, and he wants everyone to have the freedom to be themselves. In many of his official bios it is said the only thing Sonic hates is "opression", which is why he fights for good. If someone (like Eggman) tried to take away people's freedom, Sonic will act to save those people. Also, many Sonic fans have ties with the furry fandom so everyone supports or is indiferent to the "woke" culture war BS. As long as the game is fun, nobody cares.

[@james.b.mcgill]

We should start spreading misinformation to claim that every game has a gay character so that there's nothing they can allow themselves to play. I heard the aliens in Space Invaders are gay, and that the left paddle in Pong is gay too. Also Clyde from Pac-Man, big gay.

[@maikamikaela3144]

The left paddle in ping pong is in a gay polyamorous relationship with the other paddle and the ball

[@bheph]

"morrowind: informational" I guess they never read the 36 lessons of vivec then because he is intersex and gets a whole king pregnant

[@JohnBrown-tw2qi]

Also the main villain is literally a hyper-nationalist who wants to kill/enslave all of the non-dunmer.

[@insertnamehere6227]

Morrowind is probably one of the most woke games of all time

[@Elvesflame]

Clearly the guys in that group that go digging for obscure lore to put in their precious list were not Morrowind fans. The Morrowind fans in that group were probably the type to mod in quest markers. They probably thought Vivec was half-gold and half-blue skinned for the lols

[@CharlieWacholz]

This kind of behavior makes me wish I didn't work in games media lmao these dudes are such losers

[@whatisdelicious]

Lmao I feel you, I used to work in games media and these guys are such babies honestly.

[@derpeth2101]

To be fair, most people who play games are just normal casual gamers, these freaks are an extremely vocal minority.

[@carlopanella5855]

@@derpeth2101 you would be surprised.

[@ernestokrapf]

@@carlopanella5855 they are in fact a very loud minority, everyone I know IRL here in Brasil don't give a single f*ck if a game is "woke", they just want to have fun

[@CharlieWacholz]

@@derpeth2101 oh 100% - I've been in the space for about 6 years now and I've seen firsthand the difference between how loud these mfs are compared to how many of them there actually are. Go to any PAX, GamesCom, etc. and you'll see that most people who play games, even most 'hardcore' gamers are broadly chill and well-adjusted. The problem is that this crowd is often hateful and dangerous

[@pocketsand76]

I like the informational on Skyrim: "Female NPC asks if the sight of a strong nord woman offends you". No self-awareness.

[@anthpietro]

holy moly people need to log off

[@rentaltoast2201]

lol right what exactly do we gain from dissecting their brain rot

[@Praisethesunson]

Nothing. It's literally making us dumber​@@rentaltoast2201

[@derpeth2101]

@@rentaltoast2201 it's funny

[@bobbysworld281995]

​@@derpeth2101 one joke syndrome is terminal for the chair at this point.

[@butHomeisNowhere___]

​@rentaltoast2201 because funny to laugh at mentally ill people (conservatives)

[@33up24]

"Futa Dom world: Woke" i love whoever made this list, this shit is hilarious.

[@vernaltear]

It’s crazy to me that NieR Automata is only informational when 90% of the minor characters are queer, the entire story of the franchise as a whole is full of queer characters (Kainé, a hermaphrodite, Emil, who’s gay, Nier himself is a liiiiittle bit fruity, man’s looking too gorgeous). The fact that “Multiple minor characters reveal they are lesbians” is somehow only “subtly pro-LGBTQ+” really makes me think whoever wrote that just thinks lesbians are hot and ignored the rest of the franchise’s queer messaging.

[@mormegil84]

We stan Yoko Taro. 🙏