Woke parent

[@spiderganon]

"What does the fox say?" My traumatised brain : "RING DING DING DING DING DING DINALING"

[@cheriseelliott9230]

🦊🦊🦊

[@caitlincunningham8354]

That is what I thought too

[@tiffanybrantley7039]

Yes! I was like "don't think it, don't think it"

[@Muslimah1987]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lindseyrae8598]

Same

[@morganfaranov7414]

If this was a woke relationship they would’ve stopped at 2 kids for the environment’s sake 😂

[@melindapayne6078]

That’s what I was thinking.

[@NariMihan]

Nope. They would only be fur-parents

[@radhiadeedou8286]

For a true woke person having kids is a stretch to begin with but 3? No way

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

@@NariMihan plant parents

[@NariMihan]

@@SmileOrangeWillow Yes

[@mchammer5592]

Jake's implied "obviously" at letting his 2 year old decide their gender is truly the best part of this video. 🤣

[@briangill8507]

Taking a knee for the national anthem (at home in his living room) was pretty funny too!

[@michaelangsten3488]

“Do I have your permission to punish you” 😂😂

[@beedlejuice2324]

I didn’t even hear this the first time through! Thanks for picking up on that cuz that line…. 🤯😂😂😂😂

[@nicolegio9173]

That killed me......never heard of that yet! Definitely not happening in my house! But I do give natural consequences and discipline....not punishment🤣🤣🤣

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

When I was a high school student teacher I had to discipline kids. I hated doing it but I would explain to kid why I’m doing it. I used the super-nanny method .

[@annabuffini94]

I’m from California and this is 100% things I hear on the daily. Jake u killed it. The kneeling 💀

[@monicadelreal8212]

😂💀. Yes, Californian here too. Hear it a lot too.

[@megan893]

Angelino here, and I can totally confirm

[@Ms.Chan.T]

Thank God I'm not in California

[@ashleydowney1222]

I live in Kentucky and I hear stuff like that quite often.

[@sonyawilliams4989]

@@Ms.Chan.T You do know California is a big state right? There are red and blue cities like every other state. Most people just bitch out of pure ignorance or can’t afford to live here.

[@sammiekrieg5601]

The beanie barely hanging off the back of Jake’s head is too good … don’t let the hat manufacturers tell you how a hat must be worn. Let the hat decide whether it wants to stay on or not.

[@ashleydanielson3222]

I was wondering how he got it to stay on.

[@JoyfulAnnie]

Hahaha 🤣

[@inyeekaribi4913]

Hella hairpins maybe 😂😂

[@carissashley]

Her name being Pfizer. I’m laughing so hard! 🤣

[@MichelleH1791]

They/their sibling is Moderna for sure. 😆

[@CaseyWindom]

😂

[@jonahcunningham8579]

And then of course, the twins - Johnson and Johnson

[@SofiaElizabeth06]

No we need Jake to play a woke parent, Brad to be conservative parent, and Trey to play the neutral friend keeping them from killing each other

[@hipchicagal2111]

Excellent idea!!!!

[@StephanieJeanne]

"How in the world did they get that many trans people to play in one orchestra?"😂 I like that you stayed in character asking for likes "or not" at the end. 👍

[@1stAmbientGrl]

And all from Siberia, even.

[@carissashley]

I unashamedly made this joke to my Mom at Christmas time, actually. I have a trans sibling. It’s an adventure - hectic, a pain in the butt, and the only way to survive is laughing. I am glad I am not the only one who giggles about the Trans Siberian Orchestra now. 😂

[@nohooligans888]

@@carissashley have a trans sibling is… a pain?

[@DoiInthanon1897]

That killed me 😂

[@bubblexbeez]

@@carissashley ,,,, whats wrong about having a trans sibling?

[@godslilgirl6533]

As a teacher, you are unfortunately somewhat spot on. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️. “Do I have your consent to punish you?”

[@glorygracek.1841]

I met a preschool teacher in my area that said at a place she had worked at she had been written up for putting a child in Time out, because she had told this 4ish year old no and he commenced to slap her open handed as hard as he could on the face a couple times before she could stop him (I imagine that had taken her of gaurd). And she was the one that got in trouble and written up JUST for time out. They told her it could harm his psychological and emotional health. Or something like that. Ain't that the something! I had actually been thinking on applying there as a assistant. Sure glad I didn't. Sad when the adults are afraid of the children. And children know when they have the power over adults, even at a very young age.

[@VioletJoy]

@@glorygracek.1841 Whaaaaat??? Crazy. That's doing much more damage to the child than the time out would have. That's actually really sad. This next generation is not going to know how to handle this unfair world.

[@caitlincunningham8354]

@@glorygracek.1841 Great☹️that child will end up being violent when he doesn't get his way. This is why I homeschool.

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

This is why when I open my school I’m going to base it on the Waldorf and Montessori methods both methods teach self regulation and accountability while fostering independence in a safe age appropriate way. Oh and little to no technology which personally I believe is great for kids I’ve felt with iPad addicted children and it’s not fun.

[@madhatter4743]

Really but you’re ok with the conservatives attacking the news networks and banning books which is exactly how the holocaust started. I am an independent and don’t agree with everything the democrats do but I left the Republican Party because of people like Ron Disantis and Donald Trump two people who are all about taking away peoples freedoms like abortion and other rights the government should not be involved in.

[@MyDuncanandMe]

The whole thing was hilarious. The trans Siberian Orchestra joke made me lol for real!!!

[@Maya-ln1os]

LOL! And I love their Christmas music 🤣🤣

[@MetalHeadManic612]

I'm shocked they know about them. They sell out every year where I live but I never meet any other fans, so I always think they're more unknown than they actually are.

[@MyDuncanandMe]

@@MetalHeadManic612 my family went and seen the trans Siberian orchestra in Okc right before Christmas. My first time and it was awesome!

[@MetalHeadManic612]

@@MyDuncanandMe I see them with my family every year when they come to my town. It's a tradition for us. They always bring their A game every year.

[@trianamcnamee1005]

The fox says biased miscommunication 😂

[@RJ-mw2gw]

Hilarious and aggravating all at the same time. 😂 😂

[@cheriseelliott9230]

Yes! 💯

[@magnoliarose5910]

Y’all should make this into like a 5 part series - there is soooo much material to use! Lol. Brilliant.

[@nancythornburg7538]

YES!!!!!

[@kirstenaxelrod]

Yes! I live in California and was thinking the same thing! 😂😂

[@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls]

So true huh!?

[@MelissaDougherty]

The Coexist sticker made me click. The bougie hooded shirt under the jean jacket made me stay.

[@ReadTheBible33]

Hey! I like your channel, you keep it biblical!

[@maryelizabeth5034]

I didn't expect to see you here... 'tis a pleasant surprise. ☺️

[@gRIZZieStudios]

You’re the best girl

[@milaalvarez4629]

I might be in the bliss still! When did men became this? Ohhhh!!! Goodness, please bring back Tarzan!!!

[@acrylicgodoy]

Soo cool to see you here!

[@Hunter_Edwards]

If they really wanted to commit to this sketch, Jake’s hair should’ve been died blue or purple 😂

[@yourgirlshani]

Yes lol

[@TylerCritti]

With a fake nose ring, and a fat suit

[@melissam3559]

And in a man bun.

[@kayleecakes318]

Omg true 😂😂

[@flowerful8498]

Braided beard, waxed mustache

[@evelynaaspidov123]

I live in Portland Oregon…. This is literally everyone here. Help

[@beedlejuice2324]

An hour outside of Seattle here. I feel you!

[@ashleydanielson3222]

I know several Portland refugees 😂

[@anybodyoutthere3208]

Wow your in the belly of the beast up there Won’t step foot in that city Best wishes hope you escape

[@marissa6871]

Born in Portland, it used to be a beautiful place. Escape now!

[@zackm8]

The kneeling bit 😂😂😂

[@rnjbond]

We all know too many people like this, Jake really nails it!

[@Thedaleb1]

Fortunately for me I do not know anyone like this, I live in North Carolina we keep these types in the Raleigh area and do not let them go anywhere else I’m at the beach 🏝

[@emilee3151]

@@Thedaleb1 SC here and same

[@t-ravisaurusrex6139]

@@Thedaleb1 I'm from the NC coast as well, all of my family still lives there. They don't listen bc they've been fortunate enough to be sheltered from most of this nonsense, but hopefully you will... it's coming your way soon, very soon. The Raleighites (that aren't even locals but moved there from the NE and West) will be purchasing second homes and taking over your local city council within 5-10 years max. Hope I'm wrong but I've seen it happen to every other place I've lived.

[@cheriseelliott9230]

Brilliant!! Problem is, I don’t know whether to laugh at this spot-on comedy, or feel depressed at this spot-on commentary. Unfortunately, this was too true to life. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Yo1297]

that is debatable but as a liberal i found this funny

[@kaylaphillips8010]

I agree! It’s so funny but so sad how America is falling apart..

[@Yo1297]

@@kaylaphillips8010 America is not falling apart it’s gonna be here until the end of time but that’s just my opinion

[@desiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

My exact thoughts lol

[@kaylaphillips8010]

@@Yo1297 the end of time? Okay so what’s time? I believe that one day Every knee will bow and every tongues will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. That day is coming, and soon! Today,tomorrow 1000 years from now who knows… but if this is all for nothing at least I tried, if it’s real like I KNOW( for a 100% fact) it is then what will happen to you..? You and I don’t know what will happen to America but it’s not stable that’s why i said what I said maybe you will do some research and open you eyes..

[@ajafischer5919]

My entire body wanted to throw up - you nailed it!!! 😂

[@daisybuchanan5378]

I consent to laughing so hard at this ! Thank-you so much. Spot on !!

[@levirichardson8505]

as someone who loves in Seattle, I live with this constantly.

[@snownadean2458]

Yes!! I just moved out of Seattle and this was every single parent at the park.

[@christinaw1835]

Same bro!

[@elijahernst843]

Cracked up at "what does the fox say?" Biased misinformation!" Take my like and leave me alone 🤣🤣🤣

[@casiemartin815]

The accuracy is astounding!! PLEASE make one about “gentle parenting” 😂😂😂

[@orchidtea12]

“LITTLE PFIZER” OMG I’M DEAD

[@ktj4691]

As a violist...I'm thankful someone appreciates us.

[@Violamaster1996]

Same. Although… Trombone to viola??

[@thatonechristianweeb4050]

Agreed. Although, I am not sure if I am okay being compared to a trombone

[@xochiquetzalblanco3749]

I love all the viola love. Violist unite!

[@inyeekaribi4913]

Love you guys but the violin reigns supreme 😂

[@ktj4691]

@@inyeekaribi4913 GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SMASH YOUR VIOLIN 🎻🔨

[@StephanieBogart]

This is so crazy. There are actual people like this tho 😂

[@karmen181]

Best part of this was the trey laughs from behind the camera .. Nice change up . lol this was hilarious

[@glamgal28]

love when they don't edit out the laughing in the background 😅

[@kirstenaxelrod]

😂😂 I live in California and too many of these people exist y’all! Jake was perfect for this lol he nailed it! 😂😂 The entire video has so many good one liners that I’m trying hard not to write a comment on each one! I literally laughed out loud so many times! This is my favorite video by you guys so far!! Please do more woke videos!! SO *spot on* 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@carolyn4500]

We have neighbors like this almost exactly 😂😂😂😂😂 love this!!!!

[@racheli2598]

You are saying, take a red pill people! The Rachel Haircut was the best 🤣

[@jules1120]

I'm dead. You guys are hilarious 😂

[@annabuys3985]

"eventually I'll get that Etsy shop going" had me screaming

[@briangill8507]

Hilarious! I keep watching it over and over. The woke parent definitely has an attitude. Please put this on a list for a Woke Parent Part 2 in the future. It's worthy of a sequel.

[@pineirokatherine]

I highly feel woke aka liberal people are entitled. Pride is the fuel to all the sin, hatred, & backwards society norms that they follow

[@jamesbell6203]

Do I have your consent to punish you...golden!

[@JardindeVersailles]

The title alone had me SO excited. And it DID NOT disappoint! 😂

[@daisymay7586]

This was brilliant!!! I love when they laugh at their own jokes lol hearing Trey laughing in the background is too funny 😅

[@LauPineda]

“That’s an actual thought that I believe”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MorbidKat]

I rolled my eyes so much in this sketch it gave me a headache lmao Omg the text about new years resolution was hilarious, I could barely keep up lolol

[@jojospeechy4761]

Do I have your permission to punish you? 😂🤣😃😄 Too accurate! Love it!!!

[@keldahartzog1810]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jake, this is definitely your character.... Spot on!!! My hubby and I laughed so much at this video🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nackbaxster1369]

I think this is the best JS video yet.

[@nunyabinezz]

Do I have your permission to punish you? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@theyeagers3088]

Bout choked to death laughing at the Rachel Maddow haircut at the end. 🤣

[@SpyderDan1985]

Definitely this channel's best work. A very important work honestly. It's almost too accurate to be funny.

[@anybodyoutthere3208]

Agree We need more of this important work Funny but sad at the same time

[@megan893]

Lmao, noo, I can't!!!! Too many great lines 💀😭😂 you guys are the best! ❤❤❤

[@evirgil84]

LOVED THIS ONE!! 🤣🤣🤣 Possibly one of my favorites. Jake was amazing! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@ebeb516]

The Rachael…….Maddow. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Brooklynbaby47]

“Sometimes I like to wear a dress and that’s ok “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

[@meredith8625]

It hurts me that these aren’t really exaggerations lol. As a future teacher, I’m mentally preparing for the first parent who tries to say this kind of stuff to me.

[@glorygracek.1841]

Yup! One of the reasons I am trying to decide to be a teacher or not, and I am in my mid 20's!......well that and teachers don't get paid enough! But as I told my Mom, there is no way I am calling a little boy and girl and Visa versa. Unless you change bone structure and DNA you cant change your gender just because you remove or add stuff. And it is so heartbreaking that they are confusing children like this. I actually saw once a woman that said her 1 year old boy told her that he was a girl! And Mom went with it. A child that age doesn't even know the difference! I think someone wanted a daughter and didn't get one.

[@Itstime1231]

@@glorygracek.1841 don't be a teacher then.

[@AndrewPonti]

Still rather parents like this than the ignorant ones that yell and actively threaten teachers' lives just for holding kids accountable and keeping them safe because of some conspiracy theory! 🤷‍♂️

[@annakopper3043]

Mentally prepare for the 100th. The first will be easy lol. 😉

[@ashleydowney1222]

I am planning on being a special education teacher. Maybe I won't hear stuff like that.

[@gomeara2703]

So I see you took a trip the west coast! 😂 I know this is comedy but this is disturbingly spot on!

[@HizJohnnyShinning]

Lol “do I have your permission to punish you” woke parents are something else 😂

[@samanthap.7300]

You guys out did yourself 😂 thank you for this

[@maggiemcneale1893]

Bro I found these guys randomly as a one off video on my recommended and I’ve been on a binge ever since. Y’all are hilarious 😹

[@jungefrau]

you are valid, and I hear you. Goddess bless.

[@ellethomae4728]

He will decide on his 2nd birthday “ I was dying

[@SueHerr]

The delivery of all these! Ya'll did such a great job! 🤣

[@uncleslumbago7594]

It’s funny how most of my family are immigrants and they’re more conservative than most Americans. I’ve heard that back in 2016 in places like the Philippines trump was more popular than most of the other candidates

[@carissashley]

Well, if you’ve lived with so much poverty, the freedom of capitalism makes sense! It rewards hard work. I don’t know why so many Americans have become numb to the idea that one should be proud of earning what they need and want. 🥺

[@emilee3151]

@@carissashley Yes 🙌🏼

[@uncleslumbago7594]

@@carissashley people who think communism can work have never experienced it. I grew up in america but my grandparents told me that even though my grandpas job offered them some safety they still were always afraid of the kgb and Hungarian secret police. Communism sounds alright in theory but with how much power a single person is given it instantly goes to their head and it will never work

[@magnoliarose5910]

Mine too! Canto and Pinoy!

[@jackieo.6393]

“Do I have your consent to punish you?” 😂😂😂😂

[@emilygooner9697]

The Rachel I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@recentlives]

"Do I have consent to punish you" I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

And the kids said YES Rest of vid pales in comparison

[@cutproductions]

The Rachel Maddow. I'm dead ! LOL.

[@abbigailhughes9872]

This is painfully awesome

[@catiewirz4598]

Me pretending I don’t know people exactly like this 😂😂😂

[@ninanozzi]

Treys laugh after the grandpa Bernie was great

[@kirstenaxelrod]

Can’t stop watching this and can’t stop laughing 😂 I love all your videos but this was by far the best and most brilliant video ever in my opinion! As a Californian, I think this deserves an entire series of woke videos! The Trans Siberian Orchestra joke and when Jake kneeled to the Star Spangled Banner I lost it! I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gojenny1233]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Gold!

[@coriannevlogs8231]

Really could’ve added an amazing “birthing person” joke to that first part. Such a missed opportunity lol

[@thirstresponder4569]

I’m offended! That you don’t have more subscribers. Keep it up

[@jax01234]

FINALLY the gender reveal issue is addressed for the woke parents 🤣 I'm still waiting for someone to cancel saying something has gone "viral" during a pandemic. The woke police missed that one!

[@sayhello5377]

I work in marketing and we were making a promotional video for a home builder, who gave us a long list of things we couldn’t say because they were “offensive.” The word “essential” was on that list. I asked for clarification as to how that could be offensive. They told me that they no longer want to call luxury items such as fireplaces, quartz countertops, upstairs laundry rooms, etc “essentials” because some people might have their feelings hurt and they think that essentials are things like toilet paper.

[@nohooligans888]

@@sayhello5377 Not sure why people would get their feelings hurt by that but legitimately a quartz countertop is definitely not an essential I poop often enough that toilet paper is essential, can’t say I’m always hankering for quartz

[@meganpender]

Just listened to the part in the pod where you're talking about this video, and you killed it Jake!

[@JakeTriplett]

Thank you!

[@paulschultz8011]

@@JakeTriplett where are the others two jakes? Triplets 🙄

[@_daisy_]

This was AWESOME 🤣! I'm on my feet.👏🙌

[@SHMUPS]

this isn't comedy. it's a documentary

[@jadensmith4607]

The "Madow" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dddddelightful]

LOL the comment about the pacific northwest 😭

[@bpom527]

This was epic! lol Crying and laughing all at once!

[@Mamatoamitowarrior]

LOVE the Jean shorts channel!!!

[@blugreen123]

I love that the beanie slides further and further back on his head as the video goes on. 🤣

[@YelløwKing666]

Lmao “do I have your consent to punish you?!”

[@sherrykudrna9465]

The “Rachel”…Maddow 😂😂😂

[@MrMixolydian7]

First time see your channel. Absolutely hilarious and spot on!

[@tianiorr7151]

This video is pure gold! 🙌🏼

[@N3VLYNNN]

lmao@ the kneeling during the national anthem. Priceless! 😹

[@jesse3423]

The sticker getting ripped off the Pruis made me crack up. 😂

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

I’ve never wanted to punch someone so badly before! Good job! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leahkrawczyk5912]

Absolutely LOVE this! Easily one of your best!!

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Oooof, I'm feeling conflicted about whether to love or hate this one, lol.

[@sweetcountrybear]

This whole thing. The kneeling sent me🤣!!

[@nicolegio9173]

How come I'm programmed to like the video before even watching it?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@nikkisounds100]

“Little Pfizer.” I cannot!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kahnicacole5692]

"Give me the Rachel" The Rachel Maddow🤣🤣

[@standin4life]

I’m dying. This is absolutely fantastic.

[@ididntstudyformymandarintest]

I am from the Bay Area, and I once heard my teacher tell my friend; "yeah I'm not really talking to my grandma because she voted for Trump" 😂 Woke people are truly their own kind of people

[@tiffanyabriam1911]

Loved this! It was way too accurate. Thanks for the content!

[@ace49380]

The Rachel Maddow 🤣🤣🤣

[@aijiexi]

Nice range Jake. That knee was priceless.

[@shottob21]

When you said what does the fox say I couldn’t help but sing the song 😂

[@dutchess8]

The outro is the cherry on top of the cake 😂😂